The Fast Show Two painters on a bridge

Three short clips from series one of the Fast Show from around 1994. The clips feature Simon Day and Mark Williams as two painters on a bridge with Day telling anecdotes to Williams. Please note: I DO NOT OWN THE COPYRIGHT TO THESE CLIPS AND AM UPLOADING THEM UNDER FAIR USE.

[@kevinhendon]

The show was a LEGEND, bring it back. We all need this now.

[@flashtheoriginal]

Bridge guy, Billy Bleach, Dave Angel, Tommy Cockles.....Simon Day, what a comedy talent

[@GG-ml3vr]

Was i t cold Was it fu' My favourite fast show moment,i still quote it to people,they've no idea what im on about but i piss myself

[@robertsmith3672]

Simon s the best . The Mickey Lyons sketch unbeatable . (Not forgetting his Eggy bakery boo ) .

[@jamescrompton541]

Competitive dad

[@markdziadulewicz6160]

@@jamescrompton541 brilliant

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Shut it! Monkfish is his best character. Now all of you go put your knickers on and go and get me a cup of tea

[@stephen300o6]

Mark Williams is sublime in this.

[@Landofnothing]

"I can't do the accent" I admire his dedication to at least try doing the accent 😂

[@ikilleddeath]

Made more funny by the fact Simon day does an aussie character in other sketches 😂

[@CycolacFan]

The fact that they’ve actually painted the bridge is a lovely touch.

[@michaelflint4159]

I've been a decorator for 50 years. This is exactly the sort of shit we talk all day long.

[@umyes5246]

Mark Williams input is genius 😂

[@martijnwarmerdam8333]

"Freak of nature webbed hands" I have learned from this how effective adding irrelevant and pointless information to a joke makes it land better. But am I as funny as Simon Day? Am i f**k!

[@66marshallandrew]

Simon Day is an absolute genius and funny as F***

[@Renzsu]

Paul Whitehouse mentioned in a video somewhere that Simon Day was one of the few who pretty much always managed to make him crack.

[@182gary]

Get his book. Really good.

[@ph0n1k]

Three of the best sketches froma show crammed with fantastic sketches

[@roblloyd6082]

Did I enjoy the 2 adverts on KZbin b4 this fantastic vid......... did I f.........

[@mundih]

"You couldn't hear a pin drop" Hadn't noticed this before :D

[@edwardhockenhull8698]

The orange story was the first joke I remember telling. I was very young, maybe 8 or 9. Told it at dinner at my friends parents house... all was going well until... ‘could he f**k!’

[@DODGETHISLUCAS8BIT]

“I tell you man I can make your beer cold man”! Lol

[@spoonerbooner]

I'd forgot this. Brilliant.

[@tedgoodfellow9103]

Priceless! Thanks, lads. Regards from Blighty :)

[@ZuluRomeo]

Luigi his name was. Welsh bloke.

[@JanaJohnes]

Freak a' nature; webbed hands

[@aronrhys4920]

🤣

[@cloudsparrow7729]

lots of Luigis in Wales. They ran ice cream parlours, coffee shops and a lot came from the town of Bardi. Wales reminded them of home.

[@JanaJohnes]

@@cloudsparrow7729 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏿

[@bradleyturner8173]

“Was it cold? Was it F..”

[@redpillnibbler4423]

Spot on,blokes talking bollocks.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

This would had a good 5 minute TV show which in each episode, the bridge painter tells a series of stories.

[@prodigal_son8454]

great video the 3rd one is my favorite

[@ZuluRomeo]

"He loved doin' *that*, Micky..."

[@theculturedthug6609]

Is it f...

[@TheGavinh32]

when he said did she go back to him , did she f gets me every time

[@kevinmckeever6163]

Simon Day fantastic !

[@lincolnsimmonds7658]

Still makes me laugh 😂

[@jrlakin370]

Simon day was the funniest in my opinion.

[@jrlakin370]

The fast show was brilliant, way ahead of its time and hasn’t been bettered in my opinion. Little Britain wasn’t half as funny.

[@rafalotreba6824]

Seeing Paul so young and funny as always🙂

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

The bridge is called Paul. Nice fella.

[@williem1710]

Mickey’s funny too.

[@GG-ml3vr]

@@williem1710 And jimmy

[@ZuluRomeo]

@@williem1710 lovely bloke, always doin' that 🙆🙇 Freak of nature, no earlobes

[@peterclare4062]

nice video

[@gedrooney9305]

Brian Pern method acting, before the album ‘African spoons’ I believe

[@EmSpro]

Arthur Weasley made a muggle friend!

[@philipthompson430]

Class

[@stephenhaywood5672]

Proper comedy. Its actually funny 😂

[@flippered9999]

typecast as Peterson from Red Dwarf...

[@michaelwhisman]

What did he say???

[@danielwilliamson6180]

4:32 Did she f... LOL

[@MarkMiller-zm2th]

Did he f&@? Haha

[@alderaanic1042]

Micky Lyons...always doing that..lmao

[@ZuluRomeo]

He loved doin that

[@vksasdgaming9472]

@@ZuluRomeo Try doing that. It is nice.

[@morghetoofun2979]

Luigi, Welsh bloke 😂😂😂

[@vksasdgaming9472]

Micky Lyons was right as doing that is nice.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

1:48 3:12 4:32

[@sienc74]

Luigi his name was, Welsh bloke

[@danielwilliamson6180]

1:24 LOL

[@kubek]

Why aren't those sketches complete? I want to know how they end

[@IanJTaylor]

+kubek do you fuc....

[@danielwilliamson6180]

In the old days, the BBC would not allow the 'F' word on television.

[@MontytheHorse]

Daniel Williamson they would in 1994. Cutting it off is part of the joke.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

@@MontytheHorse There was one sketch in Series 1 which a character cussed the 'F' word, but it was censored in the broadcast and it was uncensored on the DVD.

[@mccumiskey87]

@@IanJTaylor Hahaha Like it Like it ;-)

[@markwebster6018]

Boro transporter bridge 👊

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Was it fu

[@spindriftbeach6082]

Ah Special Brew, brain cell destroyer 😁

[@hemipemi]

Ironically his straight accent is more Aussie than his Aussie accent.

[@dafreedomfita]

Innit

[@verydirtyflow]

0:19 wonder if that's a genuine coke snort

[@aliomodo6258]

Not unlikely for the times I guess! :) He was good though, drugs or no drugs.

[@titaniumslug]

No. Its a nose scratch and normal sniff up (Because he's to macho to use a tissue). He does it again at 1:25

[@DaveDexterMusic]

Acting.

[@ZuluRomeo]

was it fu--

[@ianluther3765]

The asian says the air conditioning outlet in question is not the black man's. Is that true? Despite the asian being in the wrong, should the black man use an air conditioner that's not above his own seat?

[@FranssensM]

I can’t do the accent

[@Ian-mj4pt]

Transporter bridge 😅😅

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Do I fu

[@4002corbe]

….. aand ‘e was to shawt !

[@flashtheoriginal]

And-a..... Ah cant do the accent....

[@danielwilliamson6180]

The video is f...