THE FATTEST TROLL EVER..

[@ItzJqzee]

Thank you, Dan. You're the reason I started this whole KZbin thing and look where I am now! All to you!

[@Kandiiscomingforyourkneecaps]

Sameeeeeeeeeeeee!

[@ElementalMasterOfMusic]

Congrats dud I only have 3 i think

[@geichgange71]

3:40 "It seems like a very pleasurable just.. experience with... um... with me and my chicken." -DanTDM, 2016

[@someoneelse571]

M

[@anonymoususer1270]

Me: what kind of bird is that Dan: it's a duck Dan again: it's a pigeon Also Dan: it's a chicken Dantdm 2016👌

[@sirisaac1264]

Lol

[@CallenGames1]

True

[@someoneelse571]

Lol.

[@tumzone]

I love the troll face quest series Dan is playing!!

[@someoneelse571]

How are you?

[@farhanpervez3287]

replay if u want dantdm to do sky diving

[@arkham_gamez4908]

Sky dive

[@alhammadionlineuae437]

NOOOOO!!!! 😥😥

[@fl1psVideos]

vb

[@giovannycadet7437]

ya

[@ecofriendlydominicanrepublic]

i do

[@mikubee979]

I subscribed to Dan about 3-4 years ago. You've come so far Dan! Well done!

[@samz_3022]

Is that ur cat if it is it's very cute ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@tracyfeehan5855]

You make me laugh 😂

[@zeusgod145playz6]

I agree

[@NooneISHERE403]

I 1000% agree

[@sirisaac1264]

He made everyone laugh

[@adreanagarza83]

He made everyone laugh duh

[@someoneelse571]

O

[@kiki84lovelydays53]

The thing I like about this game is that there's no adds

[@buttersf]

Hey Dan! I finally got a KZbin channel after years of being inspired by yours! Thanks for the inspiration! You are so funny, nice, and kind, and I really think you are awesome! Congrats on 11 million subs!

[@mollyp6791]

Dan,Thank you. Thank you so so much. I created a KZbin channel on my other account, and guess what? You're the inspiration to all of it. All my videos were inspired by you. I even tried to make a custom mod adventure (very unsuccessful) and you were the inspiration. Also, like this comment if you think Dan should get musicly. It would be so hilarious to watch. Again, thank you so very muchSincerely, a very admiring fan :)

[@xxsweetcatxx5079]

+Minecraft pro Pop YOU RUINED THE MOMENT

[@mollyp6791]

At least in my videos you can hear myself talking --_-

[@Aiviai.]

He should make a musically it would be hilarious

[@jennifermcwilliams6233]

+Owen Titus you

[@krismindscape]

+Molly P u have no vids

[@SolomonDBS]

your the best youtuber in the world keep up the good work and TEAM TDM WILL GROW MY NAME IS SOLOMONTDM AND I SAW THAT TEAM TDM IS AWSOME AND THE BEST TEAM ON THE EARTH

[@SolomonDBS]

i meant say not saw

[@ednalulu8512]

Yeah bro and SSundee is awesome

[@wbe5809]

+Epic fallers boskaking123 Epic ssundee is op btw. #dan is oper

[@cymirasol2463]

LOL Your so called "Team TDM" is probably made of 9 year olds. Pitiful. O wait I don't think you understand what "pitiful" means Lmaooooo

[@cymirasol2463]

***** AMAZING. I TOTES GOT ROASTED BY A NINE YEAR OLD!!! Get off the internet and kiss a shrub. How do I suck? Sucking just bc Dan is "amazing" is not a valid point.

[@ClassicalMusicMan]

0:06 - When you Dance Because your Dan and Doing it to be Funny. It Sure Is.

[@kinzietheostrichman]

When you also dance cuz that intro

[@KylePlays]

omg this was amazing!

[@StormsFantasy]

ikr!

[@annsherinatabogon1587]

What are you saying

[@noorm801]

ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOOOOO!

[@pokmon8523]

Yes mention it ABOUT A WEEK AGO

[@jmvp04]

omg i just commented that

[@zizomohammed608]

OMG I REALLY LAUGHED..😂😂😂

[@mqru8772]

+Leo Bellstam Lol

[@aaronaustria608]

+Teru The Meowstic Shaymin I don't get it...

[@KashC]

(Dan) I played this game ABOUT A WEEK AGO

[@cheeto9359]

i play this in 2015

[@dota2pro673]

i played this 2014 ago :-[

[@MuhammadAkhtar-gb8zv]

Ikr

[@intruid6989]

+MySarah151 lol XD

[@manuelchavezz6475]

ABOUT A WEEK AGO lol XD

[@SKID1999]

Is anyone binge watching the Troll face series?

[@drip3108]

When your on a massive cruise ship and your heading for an iceberg Scare the iceberg

[@potatoplays8205]

Dan:What else could I click? Me:You could click the walk-through!

[@someoneelse571]

P

[@shadowfoxx0016]

Dan: is that a pigeon? Also Dan: or is that a duck? Dan later: the chicken is back! Wat.

[@costaricanchick89]

Shadow fox you are number one

[@sgnjamcitydevteam6913]

Maybe it is a chicken 🥺

[@aprilpfrogner136]

if Dan ever stops making videos I will cry forever and ever in my bed

[@donnamagers1468]

He calls a duck a chicken AND then he calls a piece of candy A CRACKER? Dan 2016

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing_834]

Christmas cracker

[@josequintanilla5433]

it didnt boil your chicken it was warm water

[@หวานอาทิตยา-ษ5ถ]

*hot water

[@itsash4893]

I love this yas You made my day since a few hours ago my grandad died.....😭

[@MouseSkull]

I'm sorry for you.

[@itsash4893]

+Mouse Skull thanks......

[@atkinnnsonnn]

Sorry for your loss😢

[@AwesomeX04ThePro]

I know that feel bro (hugs)

[@AwesomeX04ThePro]

I know that feel bro (hugs)

[@whyareyoureadingmyusername]

The moral of the trollface quest: the true treasure is the chicken friend we made along the way.

[@trollplayz2294]

I have met my kind

[@gracezhao1025]

Lol

[@hamburger7608]

Lllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll!

[@michaelkot8565]

Wow

[@ooofexe7210]

You have been trolled ;€

[@otaku8691]

hi troll

[@shuggymac]

Dan can you do more Who's your Daddy

[@oliviamalerich462]

YES !!! Plz it's so funny to watch Dan and Thinknoodles play!!!!!!

[@gabetheminerofficial]

i don't watch thinknoodles

[@arielrickers4757]

omg yes, we need moreee

[@kim-mx2te]

when i see someone JUST Commented 21 seconds before..

[@danadoodles4560]

ummm he does

[@SharpkillerGamer]

Who thinks Dan should play more games like these?! I gotta record something like this!

[@sharpplays7419]

:p

[@jeanetteespinosaaz]

I agree!

[@SharpkillerGamer]

:X

[@ash-fb9ne]

I see you everywhere!!

[@skaterelates9026]

Agree

[@olishere1059]

Dan I love your content it helps me forget i have depression

[@wachowiakfamily69]

My theory is that Voldemort is a magic troll.

[@cestyplarpis7947]

Lol

[@vallytube9702]

You're right.😐

[@budmankilja764]

Great theory 100% true

[@Alagska]

So true bro so true

[@christinesparks1970]

Johnny Lightning gaming

[@starlitaj4612]

Who else thought as soon as he said 'About a week ago' randomly thought of this: ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOO!!!

[@ellisdean8284]

Just about a week a go...

[@kathyunn]

I send that. XD

[@jakeroski5678]

I did

[@reemcookiewolf6123]

Meeeeeeee!

[@bionicgaming6534]

yup

[@Murpleroad]

best youtuber ever i mean t you derserve 100000000 billion million hundred subs

[@mohamedal-takrir658]

+Gumdropsqueak yes there is there are 900)003577455644554245688889074470042235678988874333123578

[@Sx--F]

Agreed. Agreed

[@voidablemanx5396]

Nope.There are approximately 7,232,749,246 people as i'm commenting this.

[@Murpleroad]

i dont care

[@encyclopedia7116]

yo idiots who are saying there are not that many people on earth he was saying that because dan is such a great youtuber he deserves a lot of subs not literally 100000000000 billion million hundred

[@hillaryburchett-tronset3555]

I love the troll face quests! 😊 and your my favorite youtuber

[@swagnineeight05]

Dan: oh no I just boiled my chicken in the shower Me: normal people say that. I've done that before

[@nakayanj]

Dan the moon is sleeping

[@anthonysentell773]

Hi

[@my_channel_is_kinda_alive1747]

Noah Nakaya he said he realized it was sleep are you deaf dumbass

[@artsy_angie0836]

My_Channel_Is_Kinda_Alive1921 don’t have to be rude

[@kierangaming8549]

@@my_channel_is_kinda_alive1747 some people haven’t watched the full video yet and comment too early

[@Ranolog]

@@my_channel_is_kinda_alive1747 a little rude don't you think

[@elizabethd3729]

Can you pls play more minecraft adventure maps😃😁

[@elizabethd3729]

Ohhh and roblox games too!!!

[@zekillar]

he always plays adventure maps

[@johnthomas822]

gthgfufgrrruey

[@klfwa]

1:30 trolls face lol

[@airlyanimations6550]

The intro is Gold.... because old is gold!!!

[@samamthathewyvernlover5167]

2:28 FRISK CONFIRMED!!!!

[@robertgutierrez7114]

Yes undertale

[@sherryschultz8363]

I'm surprised he didn't realize ABOUT A WEEK AGO!

[@irmamiranda727]

ABOUT A WEEK AGO

[@02Raul434]

+irma miranda I knew there would be at least one stupid comment like this

[@adryendaboss3861]

ABOUT A WEEK AGO

[@pointarrow1963]

+WWE Raul 434 like you'res?

[@marsh2484]

BOUT A WEEK AGO WEEK AGO

[@lysgould8872]

Dan: " I got something in my mouth, I have no idea what that was." Me: HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT WHAT HE ATE WAS A PIECE OF CANDY?!?!?!?!?!?

[@krzysztoftloczynski3856]

dan your my fav youtuber

[@amoki4640]

Dan at 4:16 you said where's Wally but it's Waldo

[@phantomarchive]

Yeah

[@shwommers]

+Kyle Eubanks Well you're both right. Waldo is the American version while Wally is the British version. Dan is from Britain.

[@ImJayJayStyles]

its Lary STICKMAN decended from Henry Stickman criminal expert

[@tonymills9226]

yes

[@ImJayJayStyles]

I subd back

[@Bulba413]

*Stickmin *Larry it's henry STICKMIN and LARRY STICKMIN

[@tonymills9226]

Yes he is!💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 💎💎💎💎 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎👙👙👙👙👙👙👙💎💎💎💎💎💎👑👑👑👑👑👢👢👢👢👢💎💎💎💍💎

[@flashdrive9007]

Stickman, Stickmin is a typo

[@AnthonyDMX]

LEAVING A THUMBS UP FOR THIS VIDEO!!! Thanks Dan for having a HUGE impact on my channel! You inspire me every day! EVERYONE LEAVE A THUMBS UP FOR DAN!!

[@AnthonyDMX]

:)

[@yaquelinmendez6839]

I will

[@appeljoosh7621]

Anthowee I luv ur channel!!!

[@NooneISHERE403]

I love ur vid dan ur the best KZbinR EVER

[@queensnuff]

he caled that candy a craker on level 12 but he,s still soooooo cool:)

[@sarahsparrow3028]

It was level ll

[@drskittles5171]

I can play the start wow

[@wic4984]

The fatest troll is the Hogwarts troll UwU

[@samanthatoledo7970]

yay I love when he dance in the beginning

[@lifeofcharlize]

a̫b̫o̫u̫t̫ a̫ w̫e̫e̫k̫ a̫g̫o̫ ( d̫a̫b̫ ) 😂

[@lifeofcharlize]

l̫i̫k̫e̫ m̫y̫ f̫o̫n̫t̫ i̫t̫ i̫s̫ m̫u̫s̫t̫a̫c̫h̫e̫s̫ u̫n̫d̫e̫r̫ t̫h̫e̫ l̫e̫t̫t̫e̫r̫s̫

[@edithroxas7677]

+Charlize Monaghan (Gabby) how do you do that?

[@edithroxas7677]

+Technology YT Just-- HOW?! im on mobile

[@DrGreenBloom]

can you do part 3

[@lifeofcharlize]

+edith roxas i̫ u̫s̫e̫d̫ a̫n̫ a̫p̫p̫ i̫'l̫l̫ t̫e̫l̫l̫ y̫o̫u̫ s̫o̫o̫n̫ i̫ u̫s̫e̫d̫ m̫y̫ m̫o̫b̫i̫l̫e̫ j̫u̫s̫t̫ w̫a̫i̫t̫ m̫i̫n̫u̫t̫e̫

[@lpsrobloxloves8455]

DAN! Here's a request! Play Octodad on the iPad!

[@nathanjones5176]

geat idea

[@familywhite7085]

Lps Roblox Loves u ujuuyg c vhhbu9

[@lionajane]

Lps Roblox Loves as

[@danejones9307]

I agree

[@thumper197171]

Dantdm

[@jordynhenry4099]

Play UnderTale!!!!!! Please!!!!!!

[@AssCat]

YES

[@jordynhenry4099]

Yasss Queen

[@livlogxxx8839]

Yaaaaaaas

[@melissad8697]

YES DO THAT

[@pinkboat2860]

He did play undertale already

[@zabbas3622]

Me: Can I have the key? Please? 🙁 Pirate: Argh! Fine! 😒 Me: THX! 😁 Announcer: Game complete! Me: So what!?

[@LEO123-y6g]

0:08 When it’s Friday

[@sombified]

Gãcha Kāt Saturday*

[@sombified]

Lol

[@vincentbinayug7401]

Dna Go

[@vincentbinayug7401]

DnaT DN

[@dwaynecisneros6265]

At 1:47 if you listen closely Dan is a sheep :o

[@derpyderp4850]

I get it.baaaa-aa

[@lcplayz4964]

baaaaaaaaaaa lika a sheep!

[@inkunn]

LOL.

[@rakeshchand2624]

The duck will never get old 😂😂😂

[@epiceva4027]

"I played number one ABOUT A WEEK AGO," Ha who else noticed that?

[@peopleschamp5223]

it was sleeping it wasn't sad😒🌛

[@parky081]

Ac3 Lead Trollol

[@honeylavender7424]

Ac3 Lead I notice the "ABOUT A WEEK AGO"

[@cinnamonmon5561]

Ac3 Lead when i read that comment dan said it XD

[@etenandgraygray5191]

Ac3 Lead yes 😂

[@hyperniteboy52plays6]

I finished all trollface quest games...

[@racheljennings8425]

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY, I WILL BE 8 YEARS OLD

[@nibnibs3527]

Congratulations on your progress in middle childhood!

[@Tonyskupas]

Ok. We should we care? Your one out of 7 billion

[@fourknots5257]

WHO CARES!!!!!! This isn't Instagram. BTW, you can't be on youtube

[@nibnibs3527]

Of course, when I reply on a comment, this comment will spam of replies.

[@fL0yD2006]

Happy birthday!

[@superrl3009]

*Only OGs will remember Dans old Intro*

[@kiwiplatypus9118]

he played troll face ABOUTAWEEKAGO

[@shafiquekhan879]

XD I was about to comment that

[@Mikey-zk5wc]

XD

[@gamingwithlytoricgwl1575]

Me TOO

[@arwenbrothers]

It's soo old...

[@rachelcarribine5370]

So old..

[@lauraostrowski4722]

2018?

[@alexsis9712]

YAY ITS 2018

[@lauravenegas6153]

Ayayaya

[@giarose77]

Me

[@malachiphillips6370]

MOI I BE OCTOBEER 2018 NYEH HEH HEH MORE DANDERTALE

[@idiot._.5247]

Hi Patrick star

[@jenpringle4897]

Who thinks dan should play more terraria?

[@raneldagriffith1311]

This song Was years ago too I LOVE THIS SONG

[@lindabarker3797]

PLZ DO MORE DRAW YOU COMETS.

[@EE-eh5fc]

Liver Lover your* comments*

[@ldfoxystars6198]

SilverWolfPlayz Roblox I think their saying (To Dan) “PLZ DO MORE DRAW” (To us) “YOU COMETS” as an insult This is a joke please don’t take it seriously

[@Thingiemajig]

You have no idea how to spell

[@greekboi357]

Play Trollface quest 3

[@greekboi357]

Please😢😢😢😢

[@narwhale246waterlol3]

yessssssss

[@jfcmadiwyd8152]

Yassssss

[@chloeforster8155]

play it this is really funy

[@valariehartz7185]

Is there one?

[@justjaedyn9174]

Dan can u play clash Royal or clash of clans

[@justjaedyn9174]

Like if u agree

[@pixelcrazy1035]

no ark survival evolved with justin and james

[@oscarcruz5167]

+JGamingislife yeah

[@dancingllama1367]

Noooo that game SUCKS

[@myjuniordigitalescape2442]

+Kawaii Fun Stuff respect other peoples opinions

[@bluebomb01]

Things that DanTDM says sometimes are just hilarious

[@jessiecauley926]

today is my birthday I'm 27

[@joo-dr6ts]

...I don't believe

[@jessiecauley926]

Aapo Pirneskoski It is my birthday

[@chloeforster8155]

happy late b-day

[@chloeforster8155]

+Jessie Cauley both of u 2

[@jessiecauley926]

+chloe Forster yo do you want to play Minecraft

[@mlgtdm8472]

i went to the uae three weeks ago,and the temperature was 52 and i was burning hot.i don't how arabic people live like this in summer...D:

[@sarahglee9224]

75% of the comments in the comment section are advertisements -_-

[@masterpig9485]

+medmehdi gh me too!

[@masterpig9485]

ikr

[@KQPME]

they have no life

[@sarahglee9224]

+Artic tru dat xD

[@harlanjoubert481]

+Artic they obviously have a life and they say these advertisements because dan ask them to

[@thepikachuchannel5102]

My new favourite youtube channel!

[@geomasterfrontlines5046]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tamaradeverell9235]

Its were's Waldo

[@milkypuca5658]

We live in England and we say where’s wally but in America you say Waldo

[@ailisneezy898]

@luna123 I say both couch and sofa ;-;

[@ailisneezy898]

@luna123 :3

[@alexb1814]

#trollolololololololol #bestofDANTDM-

[@carolinedunne3047]

Finally, a normal trollface video

[@cyan411n]

Do you guys saw that bird on level 2?

[@sk4wti]

I did

[@hientran-fo2rr]

Meh

[@GalvinGaming]

Yes

[@goofygoober5794]

Cathy Moon yes

[@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699]

Which one?

[@adampandor7836]

whos watching this in 2017

[@DestinyMoniqueX3]

2 0 1 9

[@olivercruz5118]

whos 2018? cause i am

[@wakrz3762]

Me

[@treely6647]

@FortnitePro5271 same

[@treely6647]

Me:Dan U are awesome! Dan:no i am not me: u are awesome dan:i am not going to argue,i am now awesome.

[@SanguiniCore]

CHICKEN!!!!!!

[@zacharylovas8251]

At 2:02, Obama will soon be Hillary or Trump xD

[@MegaHollyo]

Zachary Lovas Trump :(

[@sykkol2792]

Pizza 🍕

[@rebeccawheater267]

+Pizza trump is racist

[@MegaHollyo]

Rebecca Wheater I know, i can't believe he won, like how, it is not fair. Anyway I was just saying that he did! I'm not even American! (I mean this like, i'm not American so can't have a say in it not like "so i'ts my fault", i'm digging myself a hole here so i'm gonna stop now) Please don't hate me :O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@salimabennou4956]

TRUMP DOES CRIMES AND HE WON!!!!!!! :'( D:

[@djaaggron5041]

Do #3

[@suzetteswanson8448]

Yes

[@x3pegasus617]

he did

[@djaaggron5041]

Kaylin and my cat a.k.a Gary See when this comment was posted, m8.

[@cookiesarecool4664]

+Noah Sofacleus wah

[@Ry-ew6vb]

nice profile pic

[@eggysetiawan515]

This Is Very Very Fun Dan!

[@dougdog360]

hi dan tdm i am new my name is rebecca

[@minecrafttdm7792]

hi

[@minecrafttdm7792]

hi

[@minecrafttdm7792]

hi

[@minecrafttdm7792]

hi

[@highn00n]

.

[@jenwrennzrn4969]

Hi

[@myzhae07]

Dan Dan Dan pls pls pls play more vh2 on roblox pls

[@LegoHotdog11]

I still love this series

[@karahstoffel1792]

Guess what!! Its my 11th birthday to day!!

[@najvv]

Happy birthday! hope you had an amazing day!

[@karahstoffel1792]

+XxNajdagr8xX THANK YOU!!

[@effiearkalis2229]

happy birthday!

[@karahstoffel1792]

+Effie Arkalis THANK YOU!!

[@jeffypaul8835]

+Karah Stoffel lol you 're so young but anyways HALLY BIRTHDAY

[@sonasaptarshi7242]

He says quest "number 2" 💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@shelleybailey5451]

sooooooooo funny😅😅😅😅😅😅troll face suppppppppppppppppppper funny😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@lesliesaxton180]

i watch you all day every day

[@lucyw5821]

If you see thing comment.. I’m you’re in the future

[@fortmaster7688]

love your chanal😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🐁🏤🔚🔜💨💨

[@beespees]

(Music plays) "I played number one about a week ago, week ago!"

[@bingusenthusiast4237]

Dan I love ❤️ your videos I have been watching your videos for 4 years you are my favorite KZbinr EVER I love your videos 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎😎😎😎😊😊😊😊😜😜

[@carmelita1109]

I got your book from my book fair at my school and kept reading it during gym and then went to office and tug or warred with teachers who tried to take it lol it's great

[@adds6741]

Real survival tip: if you are being attacked by a big cat, (lion, tiger, cheetah, etc) shove your thumb or any useful finger to shove it in the eye as hard as you can. (it might feel a little gross, but if you want to save your life, you know.) Real survival tip: if you are ABOUT to be attacked by a bear, make yourself look as big as possible and growl / roar as loud as you can.

[@alexandrathesexyfox3339]

What?,and DanTDM I love you're videos

[@Luna-0233]

“Let’s try all the birds” -danTDM 2020 lol-