The Fighter and the Kid - Episode 219: Tom Segura

Comedian Tom Segura joins Brendan and Bryan in the studio for Episode 219 of The Fighter and the Kid.
8:37 - Funny Women
25:02 - Celebs at Box 'N Burn
51:31 - Driving in a Police Escort
1:12:11 - Dropping Knowledge
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[@Fernussy]

Had a great time just glassin this video with Tommy Buns

[@TheFighterAndTheKid]

Just glassin with the water champ!

[@imperfectluck3552]

Your podcast is for sure trash, Schaub gonna be shitty D level stand up comedian fo life.

[@imperfectluck3552]

And Tom wife must be giving good ass Head cause he glowing like he feels hes a 17 year old on that is the star QB on the foot ball team

[@Hezbollah-mj1ek]

All you humans are addicted to the glass" JRE

[@7asano5]

High and tight, duct tape, jeans, double pipe classic, tommy buns, the water champion, hey buddy its top dog, wipe down, bert is fat, vegan vagina, hey mommy, hey saloma, master of accents, blood fam blood.

[@bookstore097]

not only is Bryan a hilarious comedian, he also makes every comedian better. Makes him one of the best alive. Much love Bry

[@venturehavencreations9340]

Never Grow Up was one of the funniest specials I’ve seen.

[@glitchfreak316]

He’s the most intrinsically funny comedian for my money, which is A LOT of money

[@jamesmay6674]

Yeah mam, especially with Delia.

[@Ghost-ub3rh]

28:30 Bryan Callen finally sticks up for himself, proud of the little guy.

[@marcomatteo6744]

Haha ... joke is on a lot of people. Callen even mentioned it during one of Rogan's podcasts. They notch up the tension sometimes and play off the 'Brendan is such a self-centered prick and Bryan just wants to be heard' narrative. They 'clash' so well and over-dramatize. Hence the "kid" part Bryan plays ... in contrast to Schaub's 'fighter'

[@krauser8429]

yea brandon needs to shut the fuck up sometimes

[@cbmathews0440]

seriously, he should start doing that more

[@DekkarJr]

He should've just popped Brendan in the mouth right then and there.

[@HalfBlackZack]

Rapportus5 that's what I'm saying.

[@bigdaveyjoyce7890]

"Hey Tom thanks for coming in man we really appreciate it!" "Oh no pro.." "BUT WHAT IM SAYING IS!!! ITS GOOD TO HAVE YOU!!!"

[@powerfulkg5758]

Glassin' this podcast so hard right now

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

29:29 can see tom trying to hold it in xD ‘you would raise $14’

[@nickchezum1088]

“You guys would raise $14” 😂😂 then daddy jeans’ face afterwards 😂😂

[@kiserschaus]

LETS GO WATER CHAMP!!!

[@michaeljames1044]

1hr of nfl talk fuck this shit!!

[@pavilionend8637]

Benjamin Waltenburg , wait a minute, no water for daddy jeans on this entire podcast. The real water champ, Tina

[@kiserschaus]

...................................CHAMP!!!

[@H0m3l3ssPanda]

Favorite TFATK catch phrases: "im about to buuuust" and when anyone says "skadooooosh"

[@johnathanutahzio8474]

Callen actually made me LOL a few times.

[@piaiuilikiaisip]

The looks Brendan gives Callen are hilarious.

[@steffanofumo]

Mma is Brendan's rebound chick, who he sort of loves but couldn't compare to "the one that got away" football l, he's so much more passionate when he talks about Football lol

[@tysoncohen2623]

Stefano Fumi Damn Holmes! That's pretty insightful, I never thought of it that way, Spot on.

[@steffanofumo]

Tyson Cohen I know right? Well at least that's what I feel lol

[@Healer1515]

Well he did have a short stint in the NFL, he was a solid college player, for sure a great athlete.

[@steffanofumo]

Healer1515 That's the whole point, his dream since he was a kid was to be in the NFL, but in his words "they sent me home after a quick cappuccino".

[@steffanofumo]

Jimmy Powers And like he says himself, he really lacked that killer instinct.

[@stevensullivan8322]

DJ DADMOUTH... LEGENDARY, LEGEND...

[@shiladityaganguly7081]

Shout out to throatzilla !

[@Meddemmmmmmm]

Been a fan of TFATK for the past week. Binged watch the shit out of it. I dont get why people complain about Brendan. He doesnt seem to annoy Bryan or the guest too so....

[@dirkbowman946]

Watching the personality champ hold it down an stuff like that

[@dave-hc2vi]

Just glassin the youtube meadow and spotted the water champ on TFATK just a week after a sighting in the JRE woods. High and tight

[@pedigreeY2J]

Time stamps are a huge plus for me. Thanks!

[@BIGERRM]

Why does Brendan always find a way to disagree. It's feels like he knows everything and he's only right.

[@kaden1997]

finally love the camera angle !

[@CryptoJesus001]

58:23 - Bryan's face.... He so desperately wants to join the conversation!!! hahahaha

[@Thatpack]

Yesssss just gonna glass through this episode real quick

[@willmilner3114]

callen is so unintentionally funny in this

[@monterael]

Fox really seemed to limit the show. It's looking strong now. Great production with multiple cameras, inset videos etc.. Segura rules!

[@funkyforager3897]

It was good while it lasted

[@BrianBr0wn]

na bro you haven't seen the way I catch angles, I dig down deep. lol

[@panchavilla4532]

For SURE! listen to Toms Podcasts before having him on the show

[@zachdouglas8704]

Dude I wasn’t sure about this podcast at first because I’m not a huge MMA guy, but it seems like Brendan found his calling. Glad I found TFaTK

[@rodneyhannor9683]

yoooo i copped one of the crewnecks! cant wait for it to get here! cant believe yall still had one in my size. they sell out hella quick in 2xl lol. good episode. really wish tom coulda stayed on longer.

[@ajms023]

I love Chin's post edits

[@markvandenboogaard8523]

love yall podcasts, callen is the man

[@impossibleisjustanopinion9898]

Thanks Guy's the new guy working the equipment is pretty good👍👍

[@theblueprince4866]

FINALLY A GOOD EPISODE!!!

[@Smanjin2M]

SUP CAIN

[@13thgradecomedy11]

Sanjin Masic KANE*

[@jamesmay6674]

SUPCKAIN

[@215whysoserious]

toms specials are perfect length

[@markvandenboogaard8523]

i used to not care too much for Brendan but ive come around to enjoy his insight..him and callen are a good team and my favorite conversations to watch are when callen brendan rogan and Eddie bravo are together...

[@Wesley-mk7fw]

Great conversations, keep it up

[@mikerees1982]

I'm 25 and when I'm glassen threw my dang tube dilarious and raw are some of the funniest stand up I've glassed.

[@Wechosworld]

Wtf???

[@Killface4u]

Tom's summary of Arrival just fucking killed me. lmao

[@RRich100]

56:50 Jay was gonna light this dude up 😂😂

[@mitchconner7946]

i bet bryan would beat the brakes off of david spade

[@charlesotis6971]

Sexually

[@matthale8090]

No offence to Spade. But yeah most likely lol

[@iliyashafiz1608]

Please put Bryan in a ring...seriously lol

[@rumham7631]

Iliyas Hafiz so annoying how he talks about how tough he is literally every opportunity he gets... would love to see him get his ass whooped by a pretty boy actor like Freddy prince jr

[@rumham7631]

after watching more of TFATK I now realize that Bryan is fucking around 99% of the time

[@josephmartin6998]

32:23 Tom to Bryan, "yeah you got a nice ass," lol

[@rayth3]

YES TOM on the TFATK

[@michaelrenou6092]

He said “years ago” before “years ago”.... amazing.

[@DayTimeRunners]

Lovein Toms clean kicks

[@thekevban123]

36:10 Edmond Tarverdyan giving top advice

[@graciegjj]

love the new setup. Better sound ETC.

[@christophermoltisanti7656]

great episode

[@seanbradley3006]

hahaha idk why it still gets me but "royals royce" is just the funniest thing to me

[@event201plandemicyoutubese2]

1:12:35 You get your news from fuckin CNN Bryan?

[@BrianBr0wn]

Reptilian Monk That's not a question but your statement is true.

[@ms-06fzakuii53]

Confirmed by Edgy Brah

[@kuruptkalhoon6033]

where should he get his news from?

[@KeetyPooh]

Yeah, only thing that is legit is Alex Jones and Info Wars ,Brietbart, and Drudge bro.....sound about right? Mainstream media is faulted, but usually when I hear the utter disgust, those same people amuse themselves with the bullshit on the other end of the spectrum.

[@kuruptkalhoon6033]

Harley where from then?

[@genlightbeer7676]

I love this show ! Lol

[@AaronGTV]

ok when Brendan said, "yeah, you would raise 14 dollars" i ROFL it in a crowded room like a crazy person lol

[@masonkenney7885]

I've been searching the internet for a Royals Royce, haven't found one yet. Does that make sense?

[@MrJesulius]

callen eats everything that quests blast on hes face

[@cyberneticthezero]

'chin or chen' or however you spell the producers name is fucking kick ass- - he dose an amazing job Brendan for sure keep him around.

[@iamalex4life]

Get Tom on the Fight Companion

[@TheWiseGorilla]

Hell yeah!

[@sandronelis5845]

iamalex4life #NotAllHeroswearcapes

[@AZCaveMan480]

iamalex4life you must not know Tom very well. He's antisocial asf. Unless it's him and just one other person who is a really good friend of Tom's, he'll stay quiet. Much like Tony Hinchcliffe.

[@mikem3859]

Lol Callen would get boxed up. We all know it

[@superultramegamaga4021]

bryan looks like he goes home and cries nightly, whilst mumbling the word "fraud" 😂😂😂😂

[@Greeezy]

Joe H I agree. The anger he must feel about schaub being such a fraud must be overwhelming

[@Jake-wu8ct]

Brian "If I punch you in the face its going to hurt" Callen. Ha.. gotta love that guy

[@tasospodcast8832]

This is ideal because Rogan is on vocation! (probably stoned to the GILLS right now)

[@mitchconner7946]

Tasos Podcast was wondering why joe hasnt had a podcast yet this week

[@JadwinManuel]

38:09 He heard yall talkin shit and had to pull up! 🥊🥊🥊

[@themaypole]

Watched Bryan on Something’s Burning...he followed proto, he’s not done, this pod is now turning me into a telescope

[@zachoeryedwards]

I'm dying at the beginning of this podcast

[@matthale8090]

17:52 Brendan didn't know that 😆

[@petekingston5291]

CHIN YOUR A GENIUS

[@durrr123]

I love the part where Brendan disagrees

[@kevinhodges7704]

"There's a handful of white receivers" as Adam Thielen gets me a first down on madden.

[@marianmueller4828]

Three of my favorite comics. So High and Tight Tom, do your thang Brendan, Bryan you make me want to BUST

[@Smileyson58]

Love anything tommy buns does

[@carbonquiznoz1]

Goodmorning Julia!

[@TheCodydowns88]

never thought I'd hear McNeese State mentioned on a podcast. Geaux Cowboys!

[@willtice1504]

ROYALS ROYCE 1:10:52

[@DeLaKleve]

This show is really good if you just skip past all the parts where Callen is talking. The KZbin app’s tap-skipping is really helpful for this

[@deezshelnuts5479]

Just left handed fight between Bert "the fat wale" and Tom "Tommy buns in jeans" would be the funniest thing ever and they would be laughing while hitting each other

[@event201plandemicyoutubese2]

50:23 76ers tanked, won the BJ Simmons lottery

[@PDM-95]

We are unwatchable, but watch my damn Brownies every Sunday. 2 top ten picks in the upcoming draft though

[@patrickfitzgeraldha]

producer is on his game too

[@enigmab8978]

Where are all the old episodes of TFATK?I can only find ones from around 100 onwards.

[@newyork1401]

That insight by Bryan into man v woman emotions and kids is pretty wild!

[@kamen9422]

THE SECRET ! *SHOOKS*

[@bedford4383]

Is he talking about Sour Dough again? Ah shit wrong Dude.

[@mbolduc]

My favorite part of this is when Tom and Brendan explained their Lemon Party theory of football

[@MrLawrenceflowers]

Tom Segura on TFATK= #FreshCumInMyPants

[@laxbruh69]

That dark knot in the wood upper right of Brian's head drove me crazy

[@kamen9422]

THE MENTALING ARC IS ON THE MOVE TONIGHT!

[@kamen9422]

“He knew the game”

[@NatoElite101]

give fox the boot and the podcast is so much better to watch. keep it up!

[@kkua7556]

now this is a good guest

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Just gonna add: Frank Gore is STILL playing and he had surgery on both knees before he joined the NFL. That guy is a fucking monster.

[@brantwilson]

Str8 Glassin' n gassin

[@brantwilson]

Oh n check out my big huge meadow filled videos 💪🏻

[@jamesmay6674]

25:18 that classic Tommy Buns deviated septum snort

[@TheIN10City]

Hey Mommy, you guys finally got the perfect camera angle. Thanks Jeans. #BertisFat

[@dehmeh1798]

Setup of the studio has gotten soooo much better now that they've been able to figure out their own shit.

[@mihailomikel3341]

Alan jouban tomorrow... guys keep your girlfriends away from the podcast lmao! All jokes aside, the podcast is coming together great with the angles and all. Khadooosh.

[@SRNF]

What happens when you get an Asian on the team? This happens.

[@hype2878]

Joe Rogan is the one that has made comedy complicated..He breaks it down to deep, just be funny it's not rocket science...Love Joe still!

[@ElectronicAnt]

Joe is glassin. If he works harder at it maybe he could get to 4 strokes

[@gotz2grind]

Finally found the video, loved the shirt. #Glassin #Bertisfat #JustGlassin

[@thekevban123]

36:09 Tom Segura in Edmond Tarverdyan's gym?

[@balognadanza]

Brendan "Oviussly" Schaub.

[@howsweet18]

Love that Callen had a Freudian slip and said Brendan's not fatherly enough to watch his kids. You could tell that Brendan was super pissed about that. They had a conversation after the show for sure. BTW ... good for Bryan. Stop getting bullied by Schaub.

[@KingnEm]

Bryans point on women being not as funny was fascinating af. never thought about it like that

[@RunNGunTarot]

what does brendan say exactly at the 8:00 minute mark? i can't decipher it because bryan says "take it easy", right int he middle of brendan's sarcastic quip.

[@johnandshelly82]

Peter Valadez I think he's saying take it easy because he took the not a kid person joke wrong.

[@yooyo8303]

1:11:52 Tom said "Bart Chrysler"