The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 348

[@twanospano5293]

(Bryan) “I believe 2+2=4” (Brendon) “Yeah, I don’t know, B. I have to disagree with you on this one...”

[@elguapo42]

Brendan "the best part about giving money to the poor is making sure I tell everyone about it on my podcast" Schaub

[@dannykingston6495]

Know what chokes me up? Brendan watches American Idol for real. Jesus, dude.

[@Greeezy]

Danny Kingston that's not even the worst .... My man... He mentions teen Mom on pretty much a regular.

[@baronvonhoughton]

The Kardashians, the voice etc etc

[@88laserbeam]

Bryan "One Love" Callen ☝❤

[@Ghost-ub3rh]

Brendan "14 Weeks Is Half A Year" Schaub.

[@jj-sg7lb]

Brendan "I had a doctor prescribe me medication that allows me to drink coffee" Schaub

[@RedZedHeadTV]

What. A fucking. Cuda.

[@jnava121]

1 cup of baking soda per gallon of coffee consumed

[@Dunwich93]

Brendans humor has not evolved past junior high-school football locker room level. I mean, there is a market for that, so kudos to him.

[@steogiles5341]

56:45 For fight talk!

[@jonathanguerrero1558]

Steo Giles god bless you

[@Themarshofsteel]

Steo Giles one love!

[@steadfastwog3746]

I skip the fight talk

[@A_team-l5g]

If you could put when it ended I’d know what to skip 👌🏽👌🏽

[@A_team-l5g]

Jonathan Guerrero bihhhhh jlbjvjb. Hblhv. Hhvhblv HHG. Lvvv hlbj. H

[@awdtrash]

Yves "Brenden was never my friend" Edwards

[@BijanCali]

Brendan "I like to cut people off when they are talking" Schaub.

[@brentshira3373]

If he is cutting off Callen, he is doing us a FAVOR

[@impersonator4439]

And Brendan always says the same things over and over and thinks he's funny

[@SupernaturalBeingsofEarth]

Joe Nomellini Good point,, picking on people is a reaction to pick on bully attitudes Brandon mayb... Brandon is not a wild man, he wears make-up n shiet.

[@Criglet7]

He cuts people off at the peak of a conversation to steal their spotlight.

[@JuggaknotPunch]

bijantarin iii

[@jacobpeterson5402]

Guys Brenden you really are changing in a bad way. The show is getting hard to watch/listen. I’ve been a supporter since day one man and wow what a dip in entertainment. Just straight up reaching for laughs the first part of this podcast and damn man.

[@nated64]

Jacob Ryon I think what’s discomforting is that he’s acclimating more and more to the Hollywood stereotypes that his audience is trying to get away from. I found him through Rogans podcast and TFATK was pretty much what I could imagine a bunch of guys shooting the shit on a couch in my house would kinda look like. It was goofy, funny, and serious when it suited. When he (Schaub) made those comments after letting go of MJ regarding homelessness and now the issues with Yves Edwards regarding some weird half baked take about the commentating talent in the UFC it’s starting become this worrying toxic pattern that everyone who watches or interacts with him are oblivious to. I hope someone tells him how he appears at least to some members of his audience at least so he can address it, because this shit is killing my fandom.

[@johnathanutahzio8474]

32:17 "Who opened the grave" Callen killing it as usual LOL

[@danzigmcnaniel5226]

Sooo Shaub doesn’t address #yvesgate2k18??

[@MartinT5600]

danzig mcnaniel I was tuning in to listen what his take would be on it.

[@isabelchanslor5116]

Well. He said nothing about what Joe said? Wow!

[@drstrangerthings4313]

Isabel Chanslor what did Joe say?

[@tropicalfever456]

danzig mcnaniel he already addressed it on below the belt and apologized to everybody individually, no need to harp on it he was making a joke, should never apologize for making a joke anyway he’s a comedian for god sakes

[@pdxkristian]

I don't always partake in charitable acts, but when I do, I tell everyone I know and don't know about it.

[@GRIMZY]

45:30 "It looks like not him at all" Bryans reaction was so fucking funny

[@tomjensenlyrics]

This gets worse every week.... Time for Rogan to take Brendan aside and tell him that it's time to start getting punched in the head again!

[@KnowinSelf]

Brendan Schaub "How long you gotta wear them for??" Callen "14 weeks". Schaub "Thats not long.....Half a year" Anymore brain busters?

[@Greeezy]

Dylan Mann 28 weeks in a year bitch deal with it

[@dand8551]

PowerfulKramerJanglez You're as dumb as Schaub.

[@harrywhaleniii4576]

Bahahaha

[@samstanfield2634]

Dan D you’re dumber than schaub because you can’t tell people are joking.

[@Healer1515]

Every time I see a new episode I feel like POSSIBLY I could get back into it, than I hear Brendan sing MONDAY MONDAY and I'm out.

[@johnall3657]

He olny acts like that when he's HIGH as Ffffffffffuck ....

[@hasty-carnaage1518]

tom mclean... LOL so true.... Dudes who cant joke about dick simply have a very shitty sense of humor.

[@floatinggoose9197]

Healer1515 Or just wait for him to start interrupting and condescending. That'll turn you back off quick

[@JarrenHunt]

When Brian gazed into camera I burst out laughing and woke up everyone else in my house. Feel the gaze.

[@efrentorres9195]

Brendan we get it you're in love with comedy and you're trying to play catch up by studying all the greats, stop spewing info on the podcast. Keep hw at home.

[@JorgeP980]

Tony hinchcliffe needs to make THE Comedy Central roast of Brenden schaub. How long do you think he would sit there before he runs off stage haha

[@thegreenmountainoriginals2277]

I felt Bryan's gaze before i watched this.

[@stephen8612]

Get Yves Edwards on.

[@Godzra321]

F1ugPlatz passss that guy is stale as fuck

[@phoenixerrlybird3634]

Why? So Brendan can give him some fake apology and tickle his asshole for the entire show?

[@Naughtism]

Brians gaze made me cry

[@bleedbluecrew750]

Brendan "I'm a fashion expert" Schaub is wearing the worst outfit I've ever seen.

[@badabing2302]

Bleedbluecrew change anything if the shirt costs 800 ?

[@emlynlewis2830]

I'm down, but I fuck guys.

[@iconpanik7150]

Bruh don't diss his silver surfer cosplay. He's trying.

[@Godzra321]

Brandon Bassani literally makes the outfit worse. Shit looks like a gray wall flower

[@Lucky_Patrick]

Bleedbluecrew It looks like pajamas

[@MrImaghost]

Brendan "are those leggings, that look like jeans?" Schaub.

[@DavidDOquendo]

“Brendan Schaub talks too much...” -Joe Rogan

[@jopo7996]

At 41:10 we see Bryan gaze out to the camera for a few seconds, and Brendan "gays out" the entire show. During the gaze Bryan looks like the Trivago guy.

[@harmlessprankster8417]

That new logo on the wall has so many lines on it. It pulls focus from the foreground.

[@TheTeamOden]

46:10 first legit funny moment on this podcast in a long time.

[@LionAstrology]

Thanks for another podcast TFATK team

[@notoriousgorilla3402]

Brendan a comedian about as much as bryan is a fighter

[@robbidgood835]

another triggered snowflake offended by brendan

[@floatinggoose9197]

Chirpy Krook Thank you

[@Prophecyei]

His stand up is really good saw him live in Denver s'road dog

[@jasonfarry4809]

Nice Yoga Pants Brendan

[@MariaCruz-sc5lj]

R.I.P BRYAN CALLEN ❤❤❤❤

[@Lucky_Patrick]

Lmao at callens gaze

[@d0cHoLLiDayZ]

Brian's gaze lmaooo

[@itschilldude8195]

Everytime I tune in for 3 or 4 minutes then leave.

[@TheLeschhorn]

everytime

[@Le_Petomane]

why do we do it to ourselves, was this podcast any good to begin with?

[@robbidgood835]

than stop watching, simple as that

[@Le_Petomane]

@rob bidgood Don't like that comment? Stop reading and replying then, simple as that.

[@robbidgood835]

no ill continue to call out the closet fans who claim to hate brendan yet continue to watch week after week. walking contradictions

[@JustOWinFace]

Lmao, that gaze was on point, don't let Brendan lie to you Bryan.

[@Wrighty69]

**BRENDAN** Thanks for finally reigning it back a bit, for the first time in months - maybe original hope that was once there for this podcast to succeed isn't lost - just stop interrupting people.

[@Le_Petomane]

Bryan you didn't eat cow udder that was tripa maybe buche, some ill informed mexicans sometimes say that its udder but its not much better because its small intestine or tripe.

[@karljonson3287]

Well if it's an undentified flying object then it's a UFO. Lol

[@johnall3657]

12:37 he's so high he tells a story that makes hims4lf cry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PenguinKing98]

The Gazer looks like Dustin Hoffman

[@nevusorton940]

The only thing that would make this podcast worse is Aubrey Marcus !

[@hanzolo7719]

Joseph Orton really? I liked that episode

[@justinkincade8057]

Yeah everyone thinks he’s a snake oil salesman, which is the most retarded thing I hear people say.

[@Cavs191]

Justin Kincade ur such a fucking sucker. How’s that alphabrain working out for you? 🤣

[@cluckycluck3053]

Justin Kincade - and your wallet gets alot thinner.

[@llabronco]

Why the fuck is Bryan giggling so much during the fight talk? lmao

[@AndréVilaFranca]

We NEED to see Khabib vs Tony for sure!!!! August or September please !!

[@jflack6]

I love all gaze.

[@filosofotacio8950]

Isn't time you guys had Sasso back as a guest?

[@Greeezy]

Filosofo Tacio nah, need new guests. And Sasso ain't no Theo von...

[@mattbiem8462]

Filosofo Tacio fuxk thats guys isna fuck

[@jackwells1065]

Really cool that Bryan and Brendan have decided to rip off Chris Delia and constantly talk like him. It's alright though because he's a drawl.

[@outlawfisher4501]

Jack Wells that’s why I want so badly to see Brendan do stand up because he’s not funny on the podcast, not saying he needs to be running through an hour of material on the podcast but outside of him bragging about selling out shows you’d never guess he was a comedian by listening to the podcast, you’d assume he’s a 24 year woman from Beverly Hills

[@Kingofthefalcon]

Luv these guyz

[@chrisgeorge84]

Khabib vs Woodley is a great matchup. If you think Khabib got tagged by Johnson, what about Woodleys one punch power coupled with his takedown defense? I think Tyron matches up well with Khabib. I'm down for that.

[@mrmikef10]

Khabib wins and fights Conor at 155 in Russia. Insane press tour, loads of cash.

[@jeenyus720]

One Love everybody

[@Le_Petomane]

Brendan only has a 7th grade education either that or everyone there is on some sort of special spectrum and that inspires Bryan to talk about basic shit like he is a fucking doctor. I still watch nearly every episode.

[@MrSharkman19]

one love everybody

[@Madmardigan421]

Brendan” all I do is call everyone that is more famous than me brilliant”Swab

[@davidcoleman4558]

I have to agree with Bryan. It is very short-sighted of Max Holloway and his team to take that fight at such short notice. But with that said I still have respect for Max for having the balls to do it.

[@AndersonSilva-pz4rk]

14 weeks that's a half a year. Sums up Brendan pretty well

[@Yashin184]

Dude i have psoriasis , have for at least 10 years. bryan making me think everything can effect it lmao shit i gotta stop eating carbs, drinking alcohol, no caffeine now either. I gotta sunbathe

[@JAAnewboy]

Am I the only one that thinks woodley has a good shot at beating khabib?

[@mattkelley8651]

for sure dont still need that fucking book there

[@Juk3n]

Holloway for the freak win. Conor comes back for a fight, catch weight 150 to reclaim both belts. Come back here and give me props when im right.

[@mikekoz68]

Khabib beats Holloway, then GSP beats Khabib for LW title, then McGregor comes back for GSP vs McGregor 👍

[@phoenixerrlybird3634]

*One Love*

[@golfgod68]

Brendan "You betta check yo self before you wreck yo self" Shaub . .really Bro

[@golfgod68]

Ask Rogan.

[@monumentsNmelodies]

41:05 LMAOOOOO #TheGAZE

[@zZsmithXx]

Callen: "I gotta wear these for 14 weeks." Schaub: "Teeheheh... half a year!"

[@salientarms1987]

The pictures behind chairs need to be switched.. Callen is the Brooklyn boy, while Brendan is the Cali queen. Cant do Callen like that!

[@mikecresswell1409]

Read about Title 9, that college sports segment was incorrect

[@hydroking619]

41:06 😂😂😂

[@nickgass3711]

So, Brendan holding the TFATK episodes hostage until he drops his watered down BBB?

[@owenmeehan6095]

Why would I listen to these two desperately try to be Chris D'Elia when I can just listen to his own podcast, "Congratulations"? True baby.

[@mattkelley8651]

less than a minute in and brundog is already giving bryan shit about braces.. jesus dude either make fun of him for having shitty teeth or make fun of him for trying to fix it.. cantbeboth

[@squirrelbong]

I had to check out the bracos gaze thing to make sure it wasn't an april fools website or something. nope it's legit, people are fucking stupid. that is probably the hardest I've laughed in years...it's right up there with the gif of the nachos knockout.

[@imdatonekid]

Can we start a petition to remove that fucking book from the table!!!!

[@jctai100]

Braco = ONE LOVE

[@MrDylan102]

I actually think Brian Ortega vs Khabib is a great fight

[@6hughmungus9]

At least Braco is giving people something rather than the millions of people who get conned every Sunday into pretending like bronze-age fairy tales still have relevance.

[@craigcandor]

All I'm saying is DigiByte will be crypto of the year by end of 2018.

[@hm-05tv26]

Somebody show me a shark..... and I’ll jump it. - fighter & the kid (2018)

[@YourHellfire]

best part 01:10:45

[@terrybyrd5951]

YourHellfire lol you got me... also, you helped me. I'm out ✌🏾

[@carlosangulo7115]

thanks

[@bigaaron]

Bryan "Let's get him on the podcast" Callen

[@jarradharvey4158]

Come down to Straya so I can go see your standup. Fuck do it live from my house 👍

[@karljonson3287]

Max got some big money from Dana if he's going against Khabib on such a short notice.

[@LittleBLProductions]

Brendan "Get braces so I can make fun of you" Schaub

[@dusty616l]

41:13 you're welcomeeee gadooooshhhh

[@brentondickdiveregotistics1881]

Free mj I sell out with my comedy but can’t afford to pay mj

[@warrenbluffett8117]

Halarious ! Coffee is good for u? Yet Brendan dying from it next to him. Haas throwing up everywhere. The best.

[@justinkincade8057]

People mistake the quality of the show for their inability to be stimulated from all the free content of KZbin, Podcasts, Instagram, Twitter, etc. Peoples attention span these days...

[@Daantjer]

I would love to see Khabib vs Usman at 30%.

[@Pashhhh456a]

Did brenden say Molly whop ? Ahahahah

[@brendonkingdavis5945]

Good episode fellas the chemistry flowed well today.

[@sk84life311]

14 weeks = half a year. Good to know

[@TheDildaddy]

I think Tyron Woodley and Ben Askren could beat him. They are strong athletic and have amazing wrestling

[@AliA-by2ju]

Tyron Woodley himself said it that he would not like to fight khabib . Tyron Woodley wants to fight GSP

[@mattarseneault5807]

Hey Schaub, your shirts giving me a seizure... For sure dress like a grown man!!

[@jimmytweedale2191]

brendan "i will buy tickets to see braco the gazer" shaub

[@jasontackett6396]

Too much hate in these comments guys.. be fans and support. so many critics

[@javagoblin1585]

"14 weeks, thats not that long...... half a year." Quick mafs bruv.

[@kevinklauscherr1107]

Bryan "I help people out until Schaub mentions his ticket sales" Callen.

[@kyledkaptinwrek1394]

Yo that lady has a husband they drive a new van and he drops her off downtown and the Walmart off Almaden and I’ve tried to get him a job at the improv and everything. But you did something good don’t worry about it. They got me and when I seen the husband and and offered him the job he refused so now when I see him I yell at him cus she doesn’t want to be doing it. One love