The First Lesbian Bachelorette

[@lemons8380]

“two years in lesbian time”😭

[@xristinapigi1499]

I didn't get that one, can someone please explain?

[@moustik31]

I cried!

[@Chiro2022]

its because of the stereotype that lesbians move fast in a relationship ​@@xristinapigi1499

[@gin5780]

@@xristinapigi1499 there's an ongoing joke/stereotype of lesbian relationships going fast. i.e 3-month hetero relationship attachment would be like a 1 year lesbian relationship attachment.

[@MorriganJade]

@@xristinapigi1499 As the joke goes: "what does a lesbian bring on her second date? A U-Haul"

[@derdummesalat]

I‘m not sure if this is a coincidence but the current season of the German Bachelorette literally has a bi woman who has the option between 15 men and 5 women

[@kadygirlforever]

Didn’t Tila Tequila do that first?

[@rexcaves3727]

ja und princess charming diese staffel erinnert mich voll an diesen sketch

[@collegedropoutessays]

what season number is it?

[@skysocke]

​@@collegedropoutessays 11!

[@skysocke]

and we had the first gay reality shows here with Prince and Princess Charming

[@maddie-xh9yy]

she has so much chemistry with herself

[@kaw_the_pigeon]

honestly yeahh

[@L3sbian_J3llybean]

That black dress is so CUTE

[@luzzyluz67457]

I need to know where she got it from

[@faenene]

That’s what I was thinking!

[@t3hpenguinofd00m]

Which one?

[@Idkwhat2puttt]

"Maybe you didn't give them a rose, but they were still using one on each other!" 😭

[@BlackFairy-zk7wl]

lmaoo fav part

[@Elitheenby]

Jaw dropping omg 😭

[@keikoyamamoto4313]

and she clarified her metaphor, just in case she didn't understand! how helpful 🥰🥰

[@septiceye_3706]

This is almost exactly what happened in Germany's "Princess Charming" 😭😭😭😭 (there were SO many poly women and the majority of this year's season was spent with trying to figure out whether the Princess is fine with a poly relationship or not lmaoooo it was ROUGH 💀💀💀💀)

[@YuhHuhNuhUh]

Do not forget the other 70% being about maike

[@septiceye_3706]

@@YuhHuhNuhUh OH, you're right!!! How could I forget about THE queen Dramaike 😩

[@YuhHuhNuhUh]

@@septiceye_3706 oh and that they DATED before the show and got brought back together there 😂

[@Terik17]

reminds me of the episode of Dropout's Gamechanger in which they ran a The Bachelor for Grant Obrien and in the end he went on a sexy holiday eith the last two contestants haha

[@tayk04]

I was thinking exactly the same the whole video 😭😅

[@tzuyu8405]

GET EMILY AN OSCAR, BECAUSE DAMN THE ACTING

[@susanjohnson6276]

She's a one woman comedy emporium. She's amazing!

[@multiplemysteries5242]

Had me rolling with laughter

[@IdentityCrisis-nc7gy]

"Carbon copy of my three exes" IS SO CREATIVE WHAT

[@seppo532]

Uh… you don’t have an ex who has exclusively dated people who look just like you after breaking up? Weird

[@roseagt5902]

you've never heard the phrase carbon copy?

[@clampity]

amanda wang being everyone’s ex was not the twist i expected

[@sergioart24]

I lost it when she said it

[@mlyo141]

just wait until you find out about the german lesbian dating show princess charming (that is kind of like the bachelorette) where the "princess" was looking for a monogamous relationship but over the course of the season, half of the contestants turned out to be poly, some contestants starting to get interested in each other. there was a lot of drama. not to mention that the princesses EX WAS ON THE SHOW. causing even more drama. eventually i just felt really bad for the princess (polyamory is all fine, but in this case it was clearly intended by the production to cause drama). spoiler: she didn't choose any of the finalists but decided to end the show staying single. a very brave and mature move in my opinion! anyways, your skit captured a lot of the lesbian drama that one would expect from such a show😅

[@littlebitofeverything7874]

Oh my god I can’t even imagine what a hell house that was, kudos to the princess 😭

[@s7z7gy]

I would CRY ngl 😭

[@younico4818]

Where to watch eng sub ?

[@mlyo141]

@@younico4818 unfortunately i don't think you can find english subtitles for that season, the only thing i could find on youtube were reaction videos with eng sub for season 1 on the account Lez Talk With Pep & Jules

[@mlyo141]

​@@younico4818unfortunately i don't think that there are english subtitles for this season. the only thing that i could find on youtube was reaction videos for season 1 with eng sub on the channel Lez Talk With Pep & Jules

[@vforvaleriie]

being a lesbian and knowing that women im interested in are so toxic but still loving them is sooooo relatable. especially living in a non liberal state so im extremely desperate.

[@burnoutcharleysversion6]

WAIT YOU DO THAT TOO?

[@vforvaleriie]

@@burnoutcharleysversion6 ofc girlie lmao i like always have crushes on multiple ppl that arent the best people

[@Zikadiddat]

​@@vforvaleriie you are so real for this 😭

[@sofia_aa]

Omg why are we all like this

[@s7z7gy]

This is so real 😭🙏

[@wormgoblin5048]

I need a lesbian bachelorette so bad because i feel like itd either be a miami dumpster fire or the most poetic sceneic show Edit: omfg i never even thought of the possibility of the contestants falling in love with each other instead of the bachelorette 😭

[@vforvaleriie]

YESSS

[@derdummesalat]

There‘s a German show called princess charming that is literally that

[@Dragon_Baby-Sudan]

Giving Love is Blind: Queer Love.

[@rikimaru700]

@@Dragon_Baby-Sudan The Ultimate: Queer Love was the ultimate mess that I (a straight black man) was living and dying for. The world needs more queer reality shows

[@Zzz-ff1np]

same. It's all i want now.

[@Yan_8]

2:21 "WE ALL LOOK THE FVCKING SAME" never hit so hard...

[@luvyub7730]

girl i am actually IN NEED of a video explaining Amanda Wang's storyline cuz what even😭😭

[@Lovix13]

no fr cause Amanda is literally the connective tissue of all of Emily's skits 😭

[@lxyipop23]

wait who's Amanda wabg

[@luvyub7730]

@@lxyipop23 it's the character Emily uses for quite a lot of her skits ! so her lore is amazing lmfao

[@lxyipop23]

ohhh thx!!

[@pendafen7405]

4:06 "--phobic?" took me tf out

[@PinkthingARTS]

4:40 THE WAY SHE PUT AWAY THE NAIL CLIPPERS I CAAAAANT

[@Idkwhat2puttt]

"THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY." we all chant in unison

[@maquelinemyojo3999]

Frr we bowin 🙇🏼

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

The pause before "...phobic?" is some of the best acting I've seen on a youtube video ever omfg hahahahahahaha

[@parnianpalangbod]

My jaw dropped when they all had the sasme Ex. Amanda Wang needs her own autobiography.

[@rocco3605]

I’d love a compilation video with every appearance or mention of her... I think she was the woman who went to see the person who killed a relative of hers but when it turned out to be a woman she was like “wait... that’s kind of a slay, yas queen!” I can’t remember any other specific moments for some reason (forgive me, I know she’s an icon 😭) but she’s certainly lived quite a life.

[@mazvitaselemani]

What show is this???😭

[@rocco3605]

@@mazvitaselemani if you’re talking about Amanda Wang, she’s a recurring character in Emily’s videos. :)

[@meercaat9936]

Her being the first female president is new lore

[@potterpenguin7285]

You need to check out „Princess Charming“, it‘s a German reality show which is the Bachlorette for queer women. I think you can find episodes with subtitles somewhere. It’s on its 4th season already. Also this year’s German bachelorette is dating both women and men, but I don’t think it’s as good as princess charming

[@jeyyran]

princess charming this year was brutal tho 😭

[@potterpenguin7285]

​​​@@jeyyran true 😭😭 still entertsining tho haha

[@younico4818]

Where to watch eng sub

[@LazyDuckGamerOnPluto]

Amanda Wang being her only character always kills me

[@Lovix13]

Amanda is the secret main character of every skit

[@AikiraBeats]

“Wait, can we get back to me for a second “ is the best line.

[@allyalysia]

1:45 I KNEW IT

[@lucijak3444]

Came to comment just that 😭😭😭

[@TroubledGoth-xx]

"I literally told u I live in Bushway" LMAO

[@whatnowprods]

It's Bushwick, which is a neighborhood in Brooklyn, which does have a huge poly community.

[@pendafen7405]

1:17 she absolutely knew what was coming but had 0.5% hope that it might not be the case

[@vforvaleriie]

we need an amanda wang lore video shes gone through so much shes so strong ❤.

[@ryanc5572]

I could literary watch a whole full length movie with just Emily playing all the characters and it would be incredible.

[@niyaafterdark]

“You didn’t have to tell me I look like a carbon copy of your last three exes who you are very much so still in touch with but….you did” 😭💀 no way In hell

[@emilynelson5985]

Passing mention of past relationships isn’t as much of a red flag as some people make it out to be. Once you get to be around thirty the lesbian dating pool starts being a lot more honest and the ones who have been through a divorce or separation will try to get that conversation out of the way before anyone gets too emotionally invested. It’s a talk you wanna have within the first couple months and before it starts feeling like a hurtful secret.

[@AURORAstuff]

you're been pronouncing the word "literally" differently recently, and in the future I can tell what era the video is from by hearing your pronunciation of the word literally

[@damplamp3259]

Girl i love you you’re an og fr

[@athenaskid]

wait really? i didn't notice, what's the timestamp

[@아루치]

"I still have standards" is too much hahaha 😂

[@r0sarie]

omg another full skit yaya

[@faenene]

Lol the ending 😭 AMANDA WANG I love these skit videos, her acting and sense of humour is fantastic

[@susanjohnson6276]

She puts a LOT of work into her sketches and it ALWAYS pays off. Brilliant, Emily Fan !!!!

[@fruitybts8774]

0:31 "you seem pretty neglectful" I AM CACKLING

[@NewFim18]

3:06 THIS HAD ME CRACKING UP LMAO

[@aaaaa2859]

VULVA THEMED CAT CAFE IM SCREAMING 😭

[@allie.202]

4:00 i cackled so much-

[@uun591]

SAMEE 😂😂😂

[@musicluffler]

Using the rose on each other sent me and so did “yeah, I TOLD you, I live in Bushwick” Why does this feel sooooo real 😭 dating as a queer woman sucks so much bc all the other women out there who are “single” are too emotionally hung up on their exes to start something new

[@CheetoPuff111]

The Amanda Wang lore runs deep.

[@yvrqiii]

"we both think your amazing too" um we already know where this is going

[@c1cada._.w1ngs]

''which is like 2 years in the lesbian time'' IM CRYING SO HARDDDDD

[@skylarazevedo]

petition for Emily to be the next bachelorette

[@ariesmarsexpress]

I was in the middle of editing a lesbian romance of a loving and functional throuple when I clicked on this. This had me rolling, the green tea I was drinking went everywhere. 😂😂😂 "I'm keeping this", was great. lol

[@sleepy.timaeus.arts.]

omgg 😭 i was highly invested in this from start to finish. the twists and turns, the self-awareness. oh, this was perfect!

[@droppedforgiveness1467]

that is exactly the kind of drama of this year's season of Princess Charming ahfslka (german lesbian dating show with the same concept as the Bachelor/Bachelorette)

[@The_Real_Prinzessin]

6:16 of course its amanda wang... you can never trust her

[@littleearthhelper]

Your expressions are so ON POINT. I’m generally not too into skits but this was so entertaining. Keep up the great work Emily!

[@Kaito57]

1:53 After the Mic Drop to serve, the Rose Drop to get served lol

[@kaelzsh1t]

“ur not poly?…”… “phobic?”💀

[@maviebaby]

Nice touch on the different phone case for each character.

[@cadii_69]

Y'all, I'm so sorry for you that no one has dubbed Princess Charming yet...💀 It's still trash TV, but like the German, lesbian Bachelorette. Especially the newest and fourth feels like the inspiration for this video!!

[@WorriorXD]

THAT WAS AWESOME THE STORY KEPT THICKENING!!

[@pupa_hye]

youre so gorgeous that im literally close to crying

[@aielianna]

face card is insane 😫

[@ruiinx]

2:28 please you acted so well😭😭

[@valentinasgarbi-fb7sm]

I'm scared of being a lesbian not because of homophobia, I'm scared of being a lesbian because of all of this 😭

[@Kilner_Carpenter4015]

The skit is hilarious, as always, but this would never happen if Emily (or a doppelganger with her face) was the first lesbian bachelorette! She's drop-dead gorgeous AND a brilliant comedienne! I'd actually watch the show if she was in it💘

[@lynnrowcliff]

Love the outfits 🦕 genuinely lesbian bachelorette seems fully so chaotic

[@user-br3ty9rt1m]

Amanda Wang always catching strays 😂

[@Lovix13]

she's everywhere

[@callmev3531]

2:37, The frustrated outburst was perfect.

[@okreincarnated9046]

5:05 she ate unfortunately

[@hiimmloom]

The plotlines!! The lore! Amanda Wang!! !! !

[@vibing_person]

5:28 things went from 200 to 5000

[@rainbowcats19]

Emily, I truly mean this, you are the FUNNIEST person I have ever seen, period. Like, I don't even know what to say... how you come up with this stuff... 2:54 for example LMAO

[@rumpelstiltskin7954]

you have no right to make me laugh this much 😭😭

[@BleedingxRainbow]

So funny ! The acting is on point !!

[@mikaylasplanet]

YESS THE QUEEN HAS POSTED

[@aaronlee9952]

yesss another emily skit video

[@Pattii248]

This was so well played and written, i think this is one of my favourites skits from you!

[@worldsedge4991]

I love how this story gradually progresses.

[@hansfuerst6100]

I Love this it gives me early youtube skit vibes in the best way possible

[@Grassislike]

Gosh Emily, your acting is incredible. Youre hilarious!

[@w2e_minibi]

Your dresses are so cutee 😭💍

[@jaredwildbill911]

The bachelorette acting like a third wheel maybe the only way I could see myself watching either show lowercase tbh.

[@SadvMoney]

All the staring is so good I truly forgot that you’re every character

[@BooTheEater]

I was utterly captivated the entire time. Thank you for making this gift of a video

[@josieb9823]

"I literally told you I live in bushwick" as a bi poly girl in bushwick I busted out laughing

[@KimSoulo]

Her videos really show u how ur personality can make u more or less attractive cuz they're all her but some were cuter than others (also love the skits Em do more ❤❤❤)

[@tr5947]

I love your sketches. This was awesome.

[@TTpttp_]

OK , this was amazing , please keep doing these type of videos

[@Leon-li3iy]

Dont ever stop making videos like this.

[@l..3736]

this is one of my favorite skits you have ever done

[@MagdaEfosi]

I was supposed to do laundry but now I just binge watch all of your vids, why girl 😔

[@Everythingisgoingtobeokay]

I can't get enough of this

[@Muted_Marcus]

And Amanda Wang's IMDB list keeps growing.

[@MrsMelancholiaSlay]

HELP THIS VIDEO IS SO ICONIC AHAHAHA THANK YOU QUEEN EMILY

[@crashurcar]

EMILY this was so good and so well written you should be so PROUDDD 😭💀

[@elllie3630]

The acting was so good and the 500 plot twists was interesting

[@hiimspee828]

not the credits at the end 😂

[@sapphic_suffering]

I LOVE your skits so much!

[@littlemissgranger4871]

I'm not kidding this is the best skit I've ever watched

[@KimGhidorah]

No because the way you broke the 4th wall twice without actually breaking it is so genius and hilarious 👏🙇

[@39Fanclub]

Oh Emily you always upload when I need it

[@MoonHeart3]

this show made me cry 🥹

[@niyaafterdark]

I love these omg you should do more

[@wolfshadow4068]

I want the rose, I accept. I will take the rose with love and cherish it forever (along with you, pretty queen)

[@khoakdoan]

MORE CONTENT?! YESSSS

[@Tiffany__B]

i love your skits so much, this is too fukcking good

[@helloitislucie4475]

this was so much fun to watch actually! 🖤 and the acting was so good girl

[@alexandragrace8164]

Someone shared this in my lesbian group chat and OMG spit take! So many quotable quotes!

[@Str4wberryYuji]

STAN EMILY!!!