The Five Guys Rant

[@Aisoreta]

The absolute venom in his voice is what makes this shit so funny to me

[@kook8473]

This is on par with the Romolla/Majin Obama fast food rant

[@Halfwit_658]

...v-vv-venom?!??

[@Aisoreta]

@@Halfwit_658 19 inches of it to be exact

[@korygraves6739]

Bro really double perfect the Testement while on a rant about 5 guys

[@greatdevourskeleton7685]

i love how he can rant while getting a perfect

[@AFarr2848]

Giovanna moment

[@StrayNeko3331]

Five Guys is a milkshake shop with selling some burger as sideline.

[@p0ssumclaws]

hey guys lets go to five guys to get some burgers

[@Thinepickles]

Death

[@messagerticv4795]

*VOLCANIC VIPER!*

[@MeatbagSlayer]

Use Overdrive, Punch, Kick, Slash, Heavy Slash, Dust, Kick, Slash, *DRAGON INSTALL*

[@MeatbagSlayer]

Replace Five Guys with Little Casears and that's me. Eating Little Caesars pizza is akin to eating air. Little Caesars pizza literally tastes like fucking nothing.

[@H1_R3Z]

Little Caesars at least has the benefit of being omega cheap. You can get 2 or 3 pizzas for the same money you'd spend on one at any other pizza place. Five Guys is a mid burger with some decent fries for almost double the amount you would pay for a better quality meal at Wendy's or Burger King.

[@DreamlessSleepwalker]

Yeah, I'm a federal agent and your take on Five Guys might cause you to get extradited to face trial in a federal court.

[@Prydunable]

The fuckin' chips though are next level, even if the burgers are hot trash

[@miguel_H.C]

Ok, but what about the drink bar? The child in me loves to choose between the 50 flavours of syruped-up soda Drink + Medium/Big fries is the goated combo

[@AeonCalcos95]

Never believe someone with a funny accent their opinion on food. It’s always the most outta left field shit you’ll hear all day

[@KumaGorath]

I came in to argue but nah...he cookin. 5 guys is really expensive for about home tier burger which to be fair its better than most fast food burgers. The fries are good but again a bag of potatos is like 4 bucks? (at least the last time i brought a bag it was about that much)

[@nonamiyazomo8907]

why is he speaking with his whole hatred. this should be reserved for like a toxic ex or like ram players.

[@drakath5727]

pfffhahahaha this rant is funny but im gonna disagree on the mcdonalds being better part, thats comparing bare minimum standards on a premium price tag to *literal cardboard with the word "buger" written on it, typo included.*

[@CalWhimsical]

you're right. no one in their right mind would say "let's go get burgers from five guys" because their fries and milkshakes are what's actually good from there

[@Okami_HD]

Yeah bang on, you can’t charge restaurant level prices and then hand me a burger that is like, a bit better than one from burger king or something, if I want to blow my entire bank account on a good ass burger, that’s what a restaurant is for, if I want to still be able to afford the bus home, you can go to a fast food place, there is no room for some dumbass middle ground where you chuck your wallet in a fire pit for a decent at best burger.

[@TacticalReaper56]

Nah, Burger king is beyond ass. Id take a 5s over bk anyday. Maybe its bad where youre at, but over here in the Mitt not too bad.

[@arturzentai6881]

Only time i had five guys was in bruxelles and i thought it was great

[@SomniaCE]

Nah the burger really is top tier but the price def makes it not worth it anymore.

[@T3HLQKi]

nothing in this video was false.

[@sporetv57]

The pure rage in his voice is what sells for me and had me laughing. Five Guys is overrated and bland IMO. I had Five Guys last year and I was disappointed by the taste of the burger meat, only the fries had some real flavor. I don't plan on ordering anything from Five Guys anytime soon after that.

[@HellecticMojo]

the most overrated burger place I've ever been in.

[@apewithpen2960]

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