The Food of The Future Sucks (Soylent Challenge)

So I failed the Soylent Challenge. Mostly because I discovered that I don't like drinking corn flake flavored semen. The more you know.
Music by Hari:
/ shittyasshari
--Table of Contents--
The Last Supper 2:15
Hello Soylent 6:00
Day 3 16:35
Dinner Time 18:18
Goodbye Soylent 22:49
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[@jasonweills8932]

general sam is a rare breed, one of the last great youtubers, stilll has a job and makes videos on the side for a hobby, bless

[@joshuajones1445]

Jason Weills general sam,jacksepticeye,markipier,and PewDiePie.

[@C61-y9s]

Joshua Jones you do realise that only general sam out of the 4 actually does youtube for a hobby.

[@Yemmer]

C61 nah its been his job for a year or so now.

[@C61-y9s]

Zach Smoyer he said in multiple videos that it is his hobby.

[@WallhacksYT]

What's his real job? Or was

[@BradyH-]

whimp only 10 chicken fingers in and the meat sweats... i expected more from you.

[@almightytwee1188]

I went to Korean bbq in nj and got violent meat sweats....my next poop smelled like I shut a plate of wet iron

[@imperialguardsman123]

What do you expect from gweilo

[@ethanessex4547]

i agree this nigga won’t shut up about chick-fil-a and gets fucked up off a couple strips

[@RecklessGenesis]

Shut up

[@NotSoJollyGaming]

@@RecklessGenesis no u

[@raskolnikovsghost2701]

Back before Abby was trying to murder Sam in his sleep.

[@jordannet5233]

I thought she's been attempting it since the day they got married

[@basicsoccermum6037]

@@jordannet5233 She has, it was just a lot less obvious

[@grubwirld]

It’s because he was docile on his Soylent diet

[@deadshot4245]

maybe a week from it

[@ronaldlewis343]

I'm from the future. Abbie has successfully poisoned him

[@ehodovic]

Hey, they added more flavors *Do it again.*

[@CarpeNoctem135]

Sim Prox 283 now, general Sam is lackin

[@biglogie680]

i wanna like but... 420 HAHAHA

[@user-pi7jt7oz8p]

Oi boy what flavour.

[@CarpeNoctem135]

Robbie Dunsmore cardboard cherry. Silty strawberry and fibrous banana

[@CarpeNoctem135]

Edward Ryan no, that was the original. At this point Sam just thinks it’s water so he didn’t notice

[@TheHilo623]

I still don't get how you aren't more popular

[@petraquartz8666]

Because actual talent (sam) is ignored, while talentless loud unoriginal people (skydoesminecraft) are praised.

[@telepathictortoise3021]

He would probably have to tone down his content though, but I guess in alright with that

[@roaneyroan2106]

+TelepathicTortoise he speaks his mind and thats whats unique about him

[@telepathictortoise3021]

Yea, I know, it's just that there's a lot of people out there who are just going to say otherwise, I, of course, would like him to get famous though

[@TheLazySleeperLives]

One things for sure, you're never gonna see Sam's big nose on one of those KZbin billboards.

[@awolphotos]

I love these old videos where we get to see a little bit about who Sam is in his everyday life. If Sam vlogged, I'd watch it all the time. Seems like a steller fella.

[@giantatom]

I really miss his old videos

[@Blewlongmun]

Sam loves shit posting and making edgy jokes, but he's "woke" so his jokes are always in taste despite walking the line. Sam should be a modern comedy role model.

[@nebroc8903]

I miss his older content so much. It feels like forever since I've heard someone mention The Black Warrior.

[@piercemccauley7079]

Really presents himself as a real human being almost. Weird

[@nicepeteradvice2]

General Sam, your videos barely have any dislikes, even if you do have 200k subs, you are the most underrated youtuber. Keep doing good work man.

[@joeonyoutube2225]

Great moves, keep it up.

[@killjoy6819]

It's kind of ironic since someone with half a million fans watches him, Corbis i think is his name, people wondering why he says a lot of vulgar shit when he's twelve, but its obviously this guy right here.

[@saassas5879]

+The Vengeful Bastard Lt. Corbis is a little girl, not a guy lol

[@killjoy6819]

sa assas As you can tell from me kind of knowing her name, i don't know much about her.

[@saassas5879]

The Vengeful Bastard its all good lol wasnt trying to be rude or anything

[@danhjnny]

Finally the sequel to Chef (2014) we've all been waiting for.

[@Four_xz]

LOL!

[@mikeburnette9241]

CHEF

[@EdenHolder]

HABE YOU SEEN CHEF?!?

[@Cputt50]

+Sain I actually liked it

[@cheffffffffffffffffffff]

have you seen chef

[@Durrutitv]

Soylent should send KZbin's premier food critic, Joey's World Tour, a months supply. Will he live? Will he die? Will he mix it with nacho cheese and eat it from a dog bowl? The world must find out!

[@fileoffish1403]

Durruti GOD NO I DRINK SOYLENT AFTER RUNS AND I WOULD NEVER DRINK IT AGAIN AFTER WATCHING THAT

[@CHern_1153]

Biggy Cheese then it’s a win-win :D

[@Careonovam]

Probably gonna narf down the whole months supply, belch like a mofo and then ask whats for dinner. Also weird noises. Lotta weird noises.

[@glisero4043]

Actually, I have to write an essay or rather an opinion about soylent by the 1st of September. You are now officially the part of my research, Sammy! Thanks for the good content as always!

[@GeneralSam]

make sure to use my video in your presentation for style points

[@sexypyromaniac]

chuck the link of the video into a q.r code and put that at the top of your essay. fucking stylish as a monocle mustache combo

[@glisero4043]

General Sam I have to turn it in on paper so there would be no point in writing down the link unfortunately. But I will mention you surely! (for some style points of course)

[@sethsmith8077]

I forgot poor Scabs has to hold the camera above her head XD

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

he really should get her a helmet with a gopro attached

[@RecklessGenesis]

Scavs not scabs 😂

[@GeneralSam]

Yo check out the description for the Table of Contents so you can easily skip to whatever part you want, this video is a bit long with some funny scenes. Also make sure to check out Hari, his music is rad and he has a cool hotwheels collection he'll let you play with if you ask nicely. Link is in the description of course.

[@thefoodcan]

lol have ima eat chick flay 2 day

[@weebybaztard5484]

Good vid Jew make your money

[@Smytherz]

Sam, what is in your profile pictures mouth?

[@weebybaztard5484]

+Aiden Pinedo I think a condom

[@TetsuoSlade]

No fuck u

[@kanadetachibana4130]

Soylent Green is people

[@DavvyDarko]

lmao

[@earthwormjim420]

Im not sure what you mean but angel beats is a pretty cool show

[@BigWheel.]

+Green Wizard Soylent green is a movie where people get turned into "artificial" food claimed to be made outta plankton.

[@Amphibian42]

Kanade Tachibana i was looking for this

[@Amphibian42]

Kanade Tachibana its talked about in the fucking video

[@AnimeAngel21332]

omg the last supper picture. yes.

[@megalinetube]

I may or may not of made that picture 100% better

[@headass6099]

hey man I ain't gonna lie, josh seems like a pretty swell dude guy

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

Natas

[@mrcompatable]

Dude Bro *

[@yourbestfriendtuananh3024]

@@mrcompatable guy*

[@kasheu]

best line ever: "the harder to pronounce the ingredients, the harder your abs will be..."

[@athoth8920]

THICC MEAL FOR A THICC BOI

[@picturebypicture3598]

i gift you your 100th like

[@athoth8920]

@@picturebypicture3598 HERM Thanks For THE KZbin GOLD!

[@picturebypicture3598]

Teacher Cho _ all good my friend

[@yxngcrow5431]

U eat so much Chick-Fil-A that ur familiar with the people that work there 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@donkeymucles]

If you are saying because he said "Hi Amanda" it's not because he knows her it's probably cause when he picked up she probably said "It's Amanda" But he does eat a lot of Chick-Fil-a

[@ngastakvakis4425]

Yeah that only really happens in the USA from my experience so euro ppl get confused. (EDIT: oh shit necro)

[@zakatalmosen5984]

@@ngastakvakis4425 nah, it happens in europe too, it's just that most people don't call fast food restaurants

[@ngastakvakis4425]

@@zakatalmosen5984 I've been to 4 EU countries and none of the fast food restaurant workers there that I called told me their names.

[@zakatalmosen5984]

@@ngastakvakis4425 that's weird, maybe it's just in Italy then.

[@hermaeusmora2945]

Sam, the "losing" 5 pounds isn't that big of deal. Most people fluctuate weights within 5 pounds. It could be anything from the clothes you wore while on the scale, previous meals, or just water weight. Given that you ate a lot of Chick fil A, fast food with a lot of salt, i'd guess there might have been some fluid retention.

[@GeneralSam]

+Hermaeus Mora i dont wear clothes on the scale but i know what ya mean

[@Maximus-jj9yc]

+General Sam sam lets lose weight together with no clothes kappa

[@jakebirch1095]

+General Sam hey general new time watcher just saying u should do more skyrim vids and what is your address don't worry I live in newzealand I just want to know so I can send u some NZ money because i know u like receiving foreign money

[@darthvader239]

P.O. Box 6989 Tallahassee FL, USA 32314

[@jakebirch1095]

+os pss hey os pss is this the general's address or yours

[@ummallama7644]

Imagine picking up the phone and hearing Sam smack his lips together in your ear

[@SamuraiPie8111]

it's like a half assed survival ration for an african child

[@KomicMaster42]

Your nose takes up 70% of the screen.

[@fauxhound5061]

Sagan oy vey !!

[@Calmfir]

Shalom

[@providedyeti1518]

Sagan hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha Jew jokes

[@manictiger]

-He even has merchandise and a patreon.- He stopped chasing shekkels? What a horrible afront to the chosen people! Mossad will not be pleased.

[@bearcat9765]

That’s his forehead bro

[@sniffberd2888]

my pet rat died from it teeth growing through its brain.

[@vvvvvv66666]

Sniff Berd i died from the same thing

[@A.Mortem]

Why didn't you give it something to chew on ya fuck

[@mkultra8244]

A. Mortem I’m about to go buy a rat and try this

[@desiredlemur1394]

Sniff Berd oof

[@gangganguwu6219]

Now that’s epic

[@Guac]

Omfg i laughed the whole way through this video! This was a good video :)

[@johnjim557]

@@ThePhantomGodofNight really givin him that general sam welcoming

[@bonercityboys3058]

Fuck you

[@WhoDatBoy9]

It's funny when Sam makes so nerdy ass comment to Abby's brother and in his eyes he's super uncomfortable

[@jdm6479]

your chin blends into your neck sam, it really gets me going ;)

[@willofbarbaria]

Jesus christ, I remember when he posted this. It's been so long.

[@M0nkeyArmy]

your boyfriend looks cute

[@shioriharu]

Shes got a damn fine haircut mate

[@clairifedverified2513]

@@shioriharu *he

[@justacouch6133]

All these fucking white knights

[@vaguelywyatt483]

i never forgot about this sam

[@keremclark4562]

Dude your brother in law looks like Elliot from fuckin mr. Robot

[@theavengedkoala211]

I tried watching that show but it's so fucking depressing.

[@chriswalburn3656]

+TheAvenged Koala watch Season 2 ep 6 It's hilarious for the first 15 minutes

[@turtie112]

He looks like Casey neistat

[@srgfkct3544]

WAIT SECOND SEASON ALREADY CAME OUT?

[@chriswalburn3656]

+Mikey Mikey Hell yeah you Bing bong

[@iamcalsen]

Lol 1:36 He knows the employees by name.

[@patientzero7268]

As a Chick-Fil-A employee, we are required to provide our name with every customer. We open with "Its a great day at Chick-Fil-A, this is "....." (your name), how may I serve you?"

[@Gamako123]

yo i love the brother in law he seems fun

[@GeneralSam]

+KingWoodchuck he actually has to wear diapers everywhere because he poops himself constantly

[@Gamako123]

+General Sam wait that's not normal?

[@Puffalupagus360]

"it's like all you can eat seman man" I bet Sam I bet.

[@forexalised9053]

Holy shit, found a youtuber that actually seems like a real person. Subbed

[@taterater1052]

same bro

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

"I fail at everything" hey man at least you got an adorable wife 😊

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

*wife*

[@sindraoffline3173]

His wife seems pretty cool

[@yourbestfriendtuananh3024]

5th grade,on the bus next to him its his wife.just do that

[@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458]

Simp

[@RecklessGenesis]

@@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 that's not how you use that word noob

[@TurkeyCunt]

Your girlfriend has the 'lemme speak to the manager' haircut pre-installed

[@ran_3221]

That's actually he's wife and idk how tf did this guy score a wife fr mad respect

[@clawzx1195]

@@ran_3221 simple, know them in the middle of seventh grade

[@Fedico7000]

@@ran_3221 By not saying "score"

[@BigPuddin]

@@ran_3221 By being hard working, funny, charming, confident, and not being an envious zoomer sweat bag. You have to occasionally leave your basement if you want to meet women, believe it or not.

[@NoWhiteGuiltClips]

That's an antiwhite stereotype.

[@samspeziale3187]

18:26 no one can convince me shes not baked

[@chrisandtheblade]

It’s such consistent content when he’s just the same humor and guy four years ago say that about any other KZbin ya fucken can’t

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Damn Sam look kinda different now, swear his head's been stretched out over time or something

[@chadcuzbad7009]

I’ve watched this classic a couple times already but it’s nice to come back to it again:,)

[@paintitblack4135]

Sam is probably the only person I'd accept as the person throwing stones at me from the Chic-Fil-A anti-gay rally

[@marcosorduno8070]

They have the same haircut

[@ogdodo9614]

Holy shit I forgot about that intro song man. My moms and I were huge fans of sam back in the day, and that song became a inside joke for us. Whenever some one was rude we'd just start singing it. She passed 3 years ago so I kinda stopped watching sam. Fuck core memory unlocked.

[@CssHDmonster]

u know its a old general sam vid cuz if features a w*man not involved in violence

[@djentrification1631]

Fun fact: my profile pic is a picture of Sam's brother in law, but sent through a deep fryer.

[@larrygmod2]

soylent green takes place in 2022

[@PlantFromDiscord]

ah the good old days. when sam could genuinely smile

[@memejuice7456]

Jeez is Abby that small? She's like 4'10 Edit: I hope I spelled her name right

[@fro_e]

It's actually pronounced Scabby.

[@memejuice7456]

@@fro_e right, my bad.

[@ListersHatsune]

I remember they originally marketed it as a cheap alternative to food. The idea was that you'd eat soylent to save money and eat actual food when you went out with friends. Clearly that didn't work out considering that the damn stuff is extortionate

[@9mmking601]

Also also no one talks about how he absolutely scored the all time score with Abby

[@AZWZOfficial]

Soy Boi

[@tedcraboli8021]

Back when Abby and Sam liked each other

[@vincegiffen]

They still do he just makes jokes about it

[@siomai6739]

^Wooooooosh

[@jordannet5233]

You're not a loving husband if you don't complain about your wife with every opportunity you have in your video

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@jordannet5233 And you're _not_ a non-retard if you haven't picked up on the fact (even in _this_ video right here) that she shares in his fucked up humor. Not everyone's a fucking cliché Christian vanilla normie "loving husband" from an outside perspective -- doesn't mean it isn't still very much a loving marriage.

[@TheDerpski]

I've always wonder who made the e-d-g-y beat, who is it?

[@GeneralSam]

in the description ya bing bong

[@TheDerpski]

+General Sam Thanks Daddy.

[@projectvrc]

+TheDerpski Oh no. Please no.

[@saucyderp2826]

Sam's brother in law looks like a frat boy version of Rami Malek

[@daltonmangum8795]

Sam's laugh is the only motivation for me to keep living.

[@Idothinkysaurus]

Going through old videos, looking back on the good ol' days with the good ol' boys. What a way to spend the day. 1:57

[@ryangreen3382]

Crazy how the soyjak meme can just completely destroy my expectations for a product

[@sethstepanuk834]

Your estrogen levels are through the roof!!

[@jordangoode4696]

Back when sam and abby loved each other

[@KarryKarryKarry]

400 calories is not enough to keep a mountaineer going and it weighs too much to haul up a mountain.

[@Homelahd]

And that ladies and gentleman is how Sam was diagnosed with Diabetes.

[@GoldoGolderson]

My phone screen is broken and it's getting worse. When Sam's power went out I thought my phone screen bit the big one

[@UberSeamus]

*orders dinner for 8* Omg this is a lot of food *surprised pikachu face*

[@Prodawg]

I have no idea how someone can consume that crap

[@danielthompson6387]

Aren't you already mean to gay people?

[@Romearci]

So sad I found you just now. I love these, they are funny and have a slight pinch of seriousness when needed which shows that you are actually funny and intelligent. Good shit bro

[@moxie9695]

when i first saw this video back in 2016 i thought general sam was like 18-19 and possibly living with his parents

[@imthatguyhere]

Soylent tastes depressing but if you add an energy shot it's really pretty decent tasting. I highly recommend flavoring that shit.

[@ChaosChimeraGaming]

Imthatguyhere Gaming does it just taste like a shitty soy milk?

[@jenvas]

Might be very late, but I haven't seen anyoe talk about it here: The thing with estrogen in soy. It's actually a phytoestrogen plants use and it hasn't been proven to have any effect on humans.

[@nxfrmumlofun2738]

Your in-law looks like budget Casey neistat

[@wazzupsters]

Pre-soylent Sam vs Post-soylent sam is a different beast

[@klausdieter3056]

"I am not a expert." - famous last words

[@evanmcguire6919]

"I don't care"- scabs 2016, the year that we realized she don't care bout Samantha

[@jelmy2179]

Chick fil a sauce also has soybean oil as the first ingredient, so he was already a soy boy.

[@DannyBoy-xv4gq]

Your sense of smell for food may not be that good but when there's a coin nearby, you could smell it from miles away

[@haloplayer505]

this is the first general sam video i ever saw, i subbed almost immediately

[@meunsterchease9983]

They have such a wholesome marriage

[@jaytea5706]

Started watching since the stream with wubby haven't been disappointed awesome vids

[@hannahashby3727]

Abby and Sam are so cute they are my goals

[@quanicle101]

Lil Lu he was never jewish

[@lukegrey1406]

Hannah Ashby gtfo this channel you are too normal.

[@MichaelBlazio]

@@gabrielsmith9393 lol

[@devin19222]

@@gabrielsmith9393 it's this classy action that we all come here to enjoy.

[@kota3100]

Feed 8 people? In theory

[@HardstyleCatalyst]

Sam: What are you eating? Abby: A grilled chicken sandwich? Sam: WHEEEEEEZE

[@minihunter2776]

josh looks like josh from until dawn

[@sowofoxs3099]

sams office looks like my old high school principle office

[@Kas3-]

It looks a lot better now

[@Seekab00]

I always thought Sam was lying about being married (I only recently discovered his videos).

[@crispyblindead2413]

“What is the Soylent challenge” People. It’s people.

[@jzargo7443]

SOYLENT (green) IS PEOPLE!

[@DavvyDarko]

lmao

[@RandomGerman8008]

I hate it when that happens. You feel like your starving so you get this huge meal thinking "oh I'm soo hungry I could eat this all no problem" then you get like halfway through and realize "dang I bought too much"

[@zombie6135]

"Amanda was a nice lady"-General Sam 2016 this was the last Amanda was ever mentioned in the world

[@rockm.6227]

5:21 I’m watching this video four years later and I’m doing it on this exact same phone. Same case and white exterior

[@chef3333]

I still drink tang it's the shit

[@LAWLVIII]

It's hard to find big containers of it

[@chef3333]

walmart, meyer, Kroger all have it in my area

[@nathangiambattista6652]

You two just make me laugh. Genuine chuckles and giggles. Watching your videos make me happy. It's really as simple as that. Love ya Sam. Work on your back muscles!

[@daneaguilar-aasted5331]

Your wife has the “i want to see the manager” haircut

[@arran6369]

10:25 the hesitation in his eyes says it all And then he decides to say it Their relationship has never been the same since

[@Lardcraf]

Dude, im dissapointed, because you are bronze in league.....

[@GeneralSam]

im silver now lol. but yea im garbage as fuck

[@Lardcraf]

Oh nvm then. silver is absolutely ok

[@rhagos5562]

still better than me

[@amandaking4654]

hearing sam say my name at the start of the call is a blessing

[@DeimosPC]

The initial 5lbs you lost was likely water weight. When you eat a lot of high carb / high salt shit you have a lot of water retention

[@theviolenceenjoyer]

nice

[@TheGameScape]

Why do I love this fucking channel so much

[@thatangryvikingdude.6478]

It taste like paste... So what I'm hearing is the Marines are about to get some new MRE's.. 😂😂😂

[@TheDsRequiem]

Mres are fuckin good bro you tripping

[@williambanack8785]

Cant believe this guy had another kid.

[@peepogob]

what is your thoughts on ear rape humor? my little thick-skull cousin next to me thinks its hilarious and i want to enjoy a nice cyanide based meal. (you have probably answered this already ut my memory is actually so bad.)

[@GeneralSam]

the ed, edd, and eddie one is great

[@buhdumbtsss]

General Sam I hear that one every fucking morning when my brothers are getting ready for school