I caved in and bought thrones of Britannia after all these years to see what all the talk was about
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@xKatakiuchii Жыл бұрын
Wow, they gave Dino Stan's local neighbourhood a game adaptation!!!!
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
The devs knew their stuff
@sisysphusynelson4903 Жыл бұрын
Viking raider? Yeah right I know a Norwich local when I see one
@Hell_O7 Жыл бұрын
Bit of a rant, but to this day I never really understand why CA choose Rome 2/Attila as their "template" but just left the Shogun 2 style in the dust. Shogun 2's battles just feel a lot smoother in my experience.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
shogun 2 was so awesome, i still play it a lot
@WelcomeToDERPLAND Жыл бұрын
Its because Rome 2 was hyped beyond belief before it came out and CA apparently spent a ton of resources developing a new/revamped engine for it, and that sunk cost basically tied them to that horrendous new engine ever since- I really wish they fixed it or abandoned it for a better one, since the current engine is kinda just dogshit for realism.
@lk851 Жыл бұрын
@@WelcomeToDERPLAND thats so not pog champ
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
shogun 2 fits much better for more musket and rifle warfare especially with all the stuff fall of the samurai added. CA easily could have done an Empire 2 or Napoleon 2 based on it
@LordVader1094 Жыл бұрын
Shogun 2 was a perfect evolution of the Warscape games. Once Rome 2 introduced HP to units instead of the Wounds that all previous games had, it sucked all the visceral punchy feel out of battles.
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Жыл бұрын
Shield wall is a pretty good mod for the game that almost justifies the existence of ToB as a stand-alone product and not just DLC for Atila. Almost.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I've heard about that mod, im wishing the team the best of luck
@A-Rather-Dubious-Character Жыл бұрын
This game was always weird for me. Every game, by the time I felt confident enough and assured that my kingdom was stable and strong enough, the rest of the map was already unified with multi-stack kingdoms ready to steamroll me. Maybe I was just trash, but I never really "succeeded" in this game like the others.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
the food system makes it hard to have a lot of armies, but idk if they ai has to use food
@Drakonus42 Жыл бұрын
The AI kinda has a cheat, the debuffs of starvation dont really affect them, specially on the higher difficulties. And you are not bad at this game, i played this total war a lot (i kinda really like the setting) and it seriously one of the most broken campaigns of the series. It has lot of exploits, and the ai knows that. Minor settlementes have no garrison, so if you make a cavalry only army you can kinda capture everything and just ignore enemy armies (the ai often uses a single general to cap your shit in legendary. You can capture port walled cities in a naval battle in a single turn, spawn a general (or 3), next turn boom, you cap the entire province (and guess what, the ai does that too). Oh yeah, and if you keep playing after you get the ending cutscene, normans and vikings launch a full scale invasion, like fullstacks all over the sea, so if you are a masochist like me you can you fight them and watch the empire you built get plundered. Good times.
@sandiacontomillo Жыл бұрын
U need a plan for it
@A-Rather-Dubious-Character Жыл бұрын
@@sandiacontomillo You're goddamn right I do.
@Texasp12 Жыл бұрын
@@Drakonus42 between this and Atilla, I like Thrones more.
@pattaradechkumdech9786 Жыл бұрын
Damn the Attila community really put their love into this mod. I wonder why nobody play this
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
lmfao
@wfr1108 Жыл бұрын
Thrones was really good from a directional standpoint: Unique artstyle, ranged units actually mattered, units were beautiful, siege maps got a new breath of life, and it focused in on a theatre with great detail. IF ONLY IT WASN'T A SAGA! It lacked the gameplay style diversity and breadth of other total wars, and because of that, lost its replayability. I wish they made Medieval III in the same style but spanning all of europe and beyond in great detail, and of course having more unit and faction diversity
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
true, one play through of this game and youve seen everything
@jacksteele3028 Жыл бұрын
The total war game that finally unseated Medieval II from its throne. Gosh such a masterpiece
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
a Christmas miracle
@marin6452 Жыл бұрын
it's up to dinostan to revive the total war britannia competitive multiplayer scene
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
My new goal in life
@MrDrCthulhu Жыл бұрын
Dino Stan's a conqueror, but he's not a "conqueror", you know? Like he'll slaughter your nation's army, but he won't put you to the sword because your grain harvest got moldy. All in all, would recommend for your next warhost, 10/10.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me ahigh rating on my warlord page, I appreciate it a lot
@boris4867 Жыл бұрын
Man literally went from doomer to optimist and all the way back to doomer again. The Thrones of Britannia experience.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
a roller-coaster of emotions
@cachorrovinagre2979 Жыл бұрын
The best thing about this game is that it runs in 64 bits. I would pay a lot for a update that allowed old total war games to run in 64 bits.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
real
@Sovietube Жыл бұрын
7:06 These are actually advanced nordic tactics meant to strike fear in the hearts of the enemy
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
real. tho many dispute this
@jacka.9463 Жыл бұрын
the only game where you have to pay to have bad dentistry and for a 5 dollar DLC that lets you have a little bit of blood on the ground
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
funny enough if you have the attila blood dlc you get the thrones one for free
@gerryw173ify Жыл бұрын
Its kinda sad how much CA ignored Atilla. ToB and Rome 2: Empire Divided were more fitting as Atilla expansions but the company would do anything else but work on Atilla lmao.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
i guess they make them no money
@redbaronflyer8392 Жыл бұрын
I remember whenever there was a DLC for attila 90% of the audience during the streams were just begging them to fix the performance issues or how some minor settlements couldn't get all four slots for building. It's a shame since Rome 2 actually runs alright now but Attila still runs like ass even on really REALLY good computers Empire divided would have been perfect for attila since you had disease, politics, and two (or three) religions fighting to replace roman paganism (Christianity, Manicheanism, and the Cult of Sol Invictus)
@cruzaider5339 Жыл бұрын
Definitely (in my opinion, of course) one of the most video game of all times
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
sage
@gamergirlbathwater7605 Жыл бұрын
Before I even clicked I was thinking “it’s Britannia ain’t it?” Sure enough, it is.
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
After Attila, Total war has been in a constant downwards spiral
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
basically
@bisque6448 Жыл бұрын
*after Rome 2
@SpikyDane Жыл бұрын
~45k total warhammer players: ok
@chadthundercock4806 Жыл бұрын
@@SpikyDaneCandy crush has more players than any other game
@jeansunaryo Жыл бұрын
i didnt expect this, total war britannia
@ProjectEkerTest33 Жыл бұрын
I weirdly loved this game except all the factions are too similar. Tended to play the Welsh for the cool archers so I could just form a shield wall and shoot the enemy to death
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
medieval quick scopers
@czarkusa2018 Жыл бұрын
This game's economy has always been whack. I remember one story of a guy who opened his save after a patch and went from making tens of thousands in currency per turn to losing almost that much. CA really dropped the ball (harder than usual) and they did their best to tease us with something ALMOST like Medieval:TW 2 recruitment while making sure it absolutely was not that. They're bastards and should be treated as such.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
The soul of medieval 2 I hope one day can be revied with all its mechanics in a modern game
@rev0126 Жыл бұрын
this is one of the total war games of all time.
@Preussensprinz Жыл бұрын
You should totally play Age of Charlemagne DLC for Attila TW, if you want to satisfy that early medieval itch
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
i can film that for a video i hope some time soon
@DustyPazner Жыл бұрын
Dinostan playing a attila mod? Somehow he makes it fun to watch😂.
@alessadroc Жыл бұрын
“This really is a 30 dollar Attila DLC” HAHA
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I was wrong it was a 40 dollar dlc lmao
@wieprzdiukdetruffe5863 Жыл бұрын
Tbh, The game doesnt look that bad or anything. It might be just an Attila DLC looking game but the map is pretty big and there's a lot to choose from. As an Attila fan I would reccomend it in my opinion
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I didn't find it that bad of a game, tho the price of the game was kinda wild
@justlogan69797 ай бұрын
First total war I played
@mattoni553 Жыл бұрын
That ram had me rollin
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
ram ai has evolved
@DotDotDot0272 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Atilla: Rise of the Republic DLC. My favourite.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
classic atilla
@Alfred_Leonhart Жыл бұрын
Emo Viking Dave goes on an adventure for food and friendship would be a pretty good title.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
a title for a grand movie
@Alfred_Leonhart Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan or quirky little short story-I wouldn’t mind writing that.
@du8sman3 Жыл бұрын
We making it outta jorvik with this one!
@lanleskovec8697 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail speaks the truth ngl
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
only facts
@dinostancyberbully8561 Жыл бұрын
dino stan. the dog man asked about you. what should i tell him?
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
tell him i mailed him a casserole and that im fine
@BelegaeraHithaeglir Жыл бұрын
My favorite Total War :)
@marny3559 Жыл бұрын
when multiplayer doesnt work so you post the game to your youtube channel to stimulate the game's multiplayer playerbase
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
Ultimate money move
@Thomas39391 Жыл бұрын
this is just crusader kings but with less incest
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
Basically
@robertc8425 Жыл бұрын
Ppl so mad this game is so niceee, if you like the british isle and want to see that part of history is nice. The only bad thing is the price BUT WHO TELL YOU MUST BUY IT FROM STEAM???
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I think the price really is the one thing that holds it back the most
@palamaro1603 Жыл бұрын
The little character portraits look like they were stolen from CK1
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator Жыл бұрын
I always peacefully occupy in TW games cause I feel bad for the peasants ):
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
same )=
@Chordus_Gaius Жыл бұрын
Oh this game exist.
@eetswalad3257 Жыл бұрын
My proud ancestors 💂🏿♀️
@raptorbrotherhood766 Жыл бұрын
I forgot this game existed, also play masaesyli next in rome 2 but just wage constant ambushes with cav armies in the desert
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
That might be pretty fun
@reallyFrogman Жыл бұрын
At last, we will forge the great nation of Britsburg.
@sanyika3641 Жыл бұрын
the portraits look like a more primitive version of the wojaks
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
classical wojaks
@sanyika3641 Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan just saw a saxon girl go out with a celt. The Danelaw has fallen...
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
@@sanyika3641 Really!?!?!
@Devastator21 Жыл бұрын
i quite liked this game it was my first total war game
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
Its not really a bad game
@slee3656 Жыл бұрын
and serious times forever reigned
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
we're in them now still
@thoggerspass6282 Жыл бұрын
Wow! Great video!
@qtipmotha Жыл бұрын
I have a friend and this is the only total war game he will play. I've tried to get him into Shogun 2, Rome 2, Warhammer...etc. This is the only one he likes. I don't get it.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
He's a rare specimen
@temblorjamesronald9427 Жыл бұрын
Dino Stan do be making another season of Vikings
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I had to step up
@smallsay9958 Жыл бұрын
dino we need to cook dino
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
yooo mista white
@kymneck6747 Жыл бұрын
you should make a boii experience vid in rome 2
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
that will prob happen
@tguard113 Жыл бұрын
fire emoji fire emoji fire emoji
@rubenryd4407 Жыл бұрын
Total war britland is my favorite game
@WillyShankspeare Жыл бұрын
*autoresolves every battle* "game feels half assed"
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
Real
@sebastianatkinson8219 Жыл бұрын
Well this is a game that exists, age of charlemagne w dlc
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
that dlc is basically this game
@bokonoo77 Жыл бұрын
soundtrack is good
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
true, i did like it too
@lordvaderiffic8598 Жыл бұрын
You’re so based Dino Stan 🥹
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
no u king
@vinniciuselion4544 Жыл бұрын
I thought you would talk about spartan total warrior
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I gotta make a vid on that or the viking one
@DustyPazner Жыл бұрын
Why does the artwork make them look like kruzjacks?
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
medieval wojaks
@Korban99 Жыл бұрын
I’m on the fence between buying this game or Attila, what’s everyone’s thoughts?
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
Atilla has more content ands mods, I'd go with that
@Korban99 Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan the Dino man himself, dino Stan! Thanks for the reply, I know what I must do now
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
@@Korban99 bless up
@D3ltus Жыл бұрын
this was the only Saga title I got and ye it's very disappointing, the battles can be cool but the campaign is terrible, so all the more kudos to you for making it entertaining
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
The sagas have been very mid unfortunately
@LoganAntonick Жыл бұрын
The game is bad because it does bot include the possibility for a Rupert's Land world conquest.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
fact actually now that i think about it
@rileyquinn3929 Жыл бұрын
Needs to be renamed auto resolve total war, after my first 20 or so turns I just auto resolved every battle, the only battle i had to fight manually were the normans at the end.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
reallllll
@Slyslug Жыл бұрын
honestly i bought this game, thought id love it. no idea what im doing, never played the old total wars (i came from warhammer) game didnt do good enough no one makes content for it. cant figure it out, never play again
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
its a very mid game, not really that bad but theres a lot of better games
@TheRockhound119 Жыл бұрын
For once it isn't clickbait.
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I do what I can
@JOE-ft3gq Жыл бұрын
Please do total war three kingdom video
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I need to do one
@Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu Жыл бұрын
guys what'll be the score today chechia-faroe
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I was late who won???
@Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan czechia i won 5$
@slimaaconroy Жыл бұрын
8:24 he said it!
@brunomenezes9011 Жыл бұрын
Why does the king have a Google Chrome shield
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
to protect him from internet explorer
@BrBross Жыл бұрын
This game is terrible, we already have a fantasy total war in Warhammer, why would I want to go to the fantastical land of Britain?
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
war hammer province of albion
@landfish8039 Жыл бұрын
As a total war player, I’m really puzzled by what I’m watching. Is this a mod for atilla?? Or an AI video?? What is a “thrones of Britannia”?
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
a mysterious game
@marny3559 Жыл бұрын
It's basically an attempt made by CA to try and turn the premise for an Attila DLC, Age of Charlemagne, into a crappy game that costs $40. No cap.
@phantombds9553 Жыл бұрын
You should try Age of Charlemagne for Attila
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
I can do a video on it prob
@phantombds9553 Жыл бұрын
It’s very larpey
@WelcomeToDERPLAND Жыл бұрын
I fucking hate the unit cards in this game
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
they kinda grew on me a bit not gonna lie
@zal7782 Жыл бұрын
It was weird playing this game… it felt like it was so close to being something more and just needed more effort and more time put into it
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
It was a good idea with some cool concepts, but it does seem rushed out really fast
@IMPORTADOZAPOPAN-zq3oh Жыл бұрын
Bruh that recycled cutscene lmao i bet half the assets in this game are recycled too
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
yeah its just stuff they had laying around from attila lmao
@decantabriaball938 Жыл бұрын
This game feels like a downgraded version of Attila ngl
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
its basically is
@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722 Жыл бұрын
Attila 2.0
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
it really is
@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722 Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan It is
@mozeyad4573 Жыл бұрын
battles are kinda fun, but the campaign map sucks ass
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
yee it doesn't have a lot going on
@ultra-papasmurf Жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@JackJanuary Жыл бұрын
Pls reply to me dino I’m feeling lonely no cap
@Dino_Stan Жыл бұрын
sorry for late reply king, hope you are less lonely now