The Friday the 13th Movies - The Cinema Snob

[@Bentheriault1]

Well, now i know what my evening will be

[@thehonoredone2361]

A good one that's for sure.

[@Zeeboklown]

Oh shit, I didn't notice the runtime until now

[@charlottecorday8494]

Booze and Matlock reruns?

[@Bentheriault1]

@@charlottecorday8494 weed and cinema snob

[@Tactical_Therapist]

Yuuuup!

[@coolnerdlll6053]

The "Jail" running joke breaks me every single time without fail.

[@GothBarbie3000]

Same! I’ve even been “caught” saying it out loud at work. Had my earbuds in so dude had NO CLUE! 😂

[@cristyablad]

I also love this running joke. I would venture to say the only one that cracks me up more is the random appearance of F'N 'NAM!!!

[@cartergeorge1545]

BEHIND! The man behind THE MASK!

[@Launchpad05]

Jaaaaaail.

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

0:00 *"Friday the 13th: The Original"* (1980) 20:58 *"Friday the 13th Part 2"* (1981) 41:29 *"Friday the 13th Part III"* (1982) 1:11:09 *"Friday the 13th:* *The Final Chapter"* (1984) 1:41:44 *"Friday the 13th:* *A New Beginning"* (1985) 2:01:35 *"Jason Lives:* *Friday the 13th Part VI"* (1986) 2:25:47 *"Friday the 13th Part VII:* *The New Blood"* (1988) 2:46:58 (Part 1) 3:07:31 (Part 2) *"Friday the 13th Part VIII:* *Jason Takes Manhattan"* (1989) 3:26:23 *"Jason Goes to Hell:* *The Final Friday"* (1993) 3:45:00 *"Jason X"* (2001) 4:04:52 *"Freddy vs Jason"* (2003) 4:28:30 *"Friday the 13th: The Remake"* (2009)

[@chanceneck8072]

That 50 Shades Of Grey joke in the first one (around 13:00) had me in stitches..... 😅🤭🤭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@jimmyreilly2874]

You're a good man, snob should be doing this himself but you're doing God's work for him.

[@cineMADvocate]

@@jimmyreilly2874 goddamn I am so tired of the "you're doing gods work" reply to timestamps… We get it… It's not your first day on KZbin… No sense being original

[@nicholasbennett7367]

@@cineMADvocateguarantee your the type of shrimp dick that types “first” in the comments 😂

[@user-fo1ow1jq3b]

​@evilsWa Who is we? And does this guy always say this same thing? Why are you so heated my brother?

[@ECKohns]

9 years since the Friday the 13th 3D review, and still no 2D version. You win this round Snob.

[@OneArmedRetroGamer]

I actually like pt 7. Probably unpopular but the Carrie vs Jason fight is pretty good

[@nathanwheeler2047]

It’s my favorite one

[@charlottecorday8494]

I don't think that's unpopular at all. The only negative things you ever hear about 7 is the censorship. I think the plot works for a lot of people.

[@KRGRTV]

Yeah the only things going against it is how censored the gore effects are. (Well and it is hard to accept a swamp as Crystal Lake). But I find the characters fun, I love the idea of a telekinetic girl fighting Jason, and the make up for Jason is fantastic. Plus I always love Kane Hodder!

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

​@charlottecorday8494 okay so i see your opinion but i vehemently disagree The reason people dont like the gore effects being censored so much is because gore is all that movie had The plot is barebones and barely there. Its just a boring movie where the kills are all there is to look forward to. Everyone is welcome to enjoy it but i really just cant understand why

[@charlottecorday8494]

@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 Very fair. I just like that they finally tried something new in a very, very tired franchise. It was cool to me how Tina had her own movie going on, and then it kind of crossed over with a Jason movie. I mean, I know everyone loves 6 but ultimately it's just the same movie we've seen six times already just really well written.

[@XardionZ]

Man, it was such a ride seeing Brad review each of these movies individually over the years on their respective Friday the 13ths. Now we have them all in one place. Thanks, Brad. Can’t wait to see the next horror franchise marathon reviews.

[@03bgood]

This is some of the best work the Cinema Snob has ever done!

[@davidcurry332]

Yep 👍

[@davidcurry332]

Ageeed 🤘🤘🍿

[@thatguywholovesmovies409]

Agreed 🙏🏾

[@KareemHarper]

It is about damn time you started doing supercuts. Ben Tramer would approve.

[@cineMADvocate]

I CLAPPED I CLAPPED CUZ I KNOW THAT REFERENCE!

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

Justice for Ben Tramer!!

[@bocowan9106]

I went to a 3D screening of part 3 at an indie theater last year and it was some of the best 3D I ever saw 😂

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

Not to mention the alternate ending to Freddy Vs Jason.. which had Freddy and Jason drug to Leviathan's realm to hear a certain Cenobite say "Do we have a problem, Gentlemen?" But Dimension films refused New Line to use Hellraiser.

[@djmexicanodetx2195]

My favorites are Final Chapter & Jason Lives!

[@robertwild9447]

My favorites as well! They're the most popular ones for a reason 🙂

[@benjaminwellington8297]

Jail ...

[@robertwild9447]

@@benjaminwellington8297 "A Halloween movie without Michael Myers as the killer is like a Friday the 13th movie without Jason as the killer, and he's been the killer since the very beginning!"

[@ECKohns]

@@benjaminwellington8297 He’s back! The man behind the mask!

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

My 2 favorites as well. I pick final chapter as my favorite just based on Crispin Glover's dancing 😂

[@knightnday10]

I just watched all of these. My wife will be so thrilled to know it is now an almost five hour video! I may be getting to sleep on the couch ... Thanks Snob!

[@thatguywholovesmovies409]

That honestly sounds like the perfect day

[@Kornheadfan]

Please do more compilations like this for different series! Even if they are older, low quality episodes

[@humanwolf1984]

How about a wood Rocket one some Porn. 😉😈

[@ECKohns]

I’d like to see a compilation of the Heaven’s Gate Review, as well as the original ET Week and Sasquatch Week, and the original Caligula Review.

[@bobcobb3654]

They may have been critically bashed, but the Friday the 13th movies contributed a very important thing to cinema. At the very least, they kept the Paramount CEO’s son busy. Every minute Frank Mancuso, Jr. was on set at the lake was a minute where he wasn’t offering notes for Beverly Hills Cop, Indiana Jones, Top Gun, or others.

[@dragondaveltd1992]

1:24:32 Crispan Glover's most famous Dancing scene from Friday the 13th (Part 4): The Final Chapter Fun Fact: Originally they gonna include the song AC-DC's Back in Black to this scene, but they didn't have their permission from AC-DC to use one of their songs, they decided to have this song "I know what you waited for" instead

[@mrmusickhimself]

I remember when I stumbled upon your Burial Ground review, and I said: "This guy is awesome, why does he only have 32 views?" Congrats on all of your success and congrats to the birth of your child, thanks for everything.

[@boogerbrains138]

This is amazing, I hate having to click on the other Friday the 13th videos after watching one. This saves me so much time and I am forever grateful.

[@peterkrug4124]

Part 2: 20:58 Part 3: 41:28 The Final Chapter: 1:11:09 A New Beginning: 1:41:44 Jason Lives: 2:01:35 The New Blood: 2:25:47 Jason Takes Manhattan: 2:46:57 Jason Goes To Hell: 3:26:23 Jason X: 3:45:00 Freddy Vs Jason: 4:04:52

[@greenkoopa]

Use the return key to straighten these up and thank you

[@BulletTooth504]

R.I.P. 3-D Lloyd.

[@BulletTooth504]

2:40:50 "Let's do this shot in slow-motion so that it's obvious the stuntperson is making a running jump through the window instead of being thrown." - The Makers of Friday the 13th Part VII, 1988

[@bobcobb3654]

Here’s my best guess for the timeline so far. Part 1 is set in 1979 Part 2, 3, and 4 are all set across 3 days in 1984 (though you’re right, why Crystal Lake isn’t crawling with police and FBI in part 4 doesn’t make sense. For God’s sake, like 20 people were murdered in 48 hours). Part 5, Tommy looks around 19, so 1991. Part 6, Tommy took some time to learn how to not be crazy, so let’s say 2 years later: 1993. Part 7, Jason’s been in the lake 10 years, so 2003. Part 8, no clear timeline, but it’s now graduation, so a school year has passed, so 2004. Jason Goes to Hell, however long it takes a toxic waste dead kid to turn into a burned up weightlifter that goes explodey, so time not clear. Jason X: 2455 Freddy Vs. Jason is still way too 2000s, so I assume a month after he went to hell.

[@ECKohns]

Doesn’t Jason X also say that Jason is Frozen in the year 2000? IDK….

[@tinkerer3399]

​@@ECKohnsNo 2008.

[@dragondaveltd1992]

1:04:32 - 1:04:46 It's nice to see Popcorn bursting out of this video in 3D!!! I can also eat most of them!

[@Flavoretti80bonanno]

"If Betsy Palmer did the 1st one because she needed a new car, was this one done because she needed new brake pads?" That is the funniest thing I've heard EVER!

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

Fun Fact: The novelization of *"JASON LIVES"* by Simon Hawke - who also wrote the novelization of *"Friday the 13th* *Part 1"* in 1987 and the novelization of *"Part 2"* and a second novelization for *"Part 3"* in 1988 - described in the prologue, that Tommy Jarvis was about to attack Pam Roberts but she got him out of it and helps him come back. Plus, there was an explanation as to why Jason was buried instead of being cremated as stated in *"Part 5".* It turns out that someone - later revealed to be Jason's father: Elias Voorhees - paid the city to have his son buried next to his mother. Also, Martin the drunk Gravekeeper (Bob Larkin) was supposed to be alive in the original ending of the film and Elias paid him in cash, though he is fully aware that Jason is no longer in his coffin.

[@king_supreme1102]

Finally I don’t have to search for the next Snob Friday the 13th review in my recommended section

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

Fun Fact: Writer & Director Tom McLoughlin recently wrote two scripts for potential *"Friday the 13th"* films: In 2019, he wrote a direct sequel to *"Jason Lives",* that ignores the later films called *"Jason Never Dies"* and in 2022, he and co-writer James Sweet wrote a prequel to the 1980 film called *"The Diary of Pamela Voorhees".*

[@BulletTooth504]

With Friday the 13th's history of being a Halloween ripoff, it would be appropriate to make a new movie that ignores some or all of the sequels.

[@thomasffrench3639]

@@BulletTooth504all of the Halloween sequels are a rip off of something. Halloween 2 ripped off Friday the 13th, Halloween 3 ripped off Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Halloween 4 ripped off Halloween 1, and H20 ripped off TCM’s retcons.

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

I initially wrote a sequel to Friday the 13th but I found out they already did a Saturday the 14th. So I've decided to do Sunday the 15th. Maybe I should do a horror movie called 9/11. Wonder what horrible things could happen in that film?

[@jcawthon99]

I just finished running through all of the Snob Halloween episodes so why the hell not!

[@jamesabernethy7896]

I fully intend to watch this at the weekend when I can give it my full attention rather than cutting it up into bites. I've said this before but I'm not a fan of watching horror but I'm fascinated by the writing and production of it. Your year reviews have been really fun and looking forward to the next one.

[@SlugfestWizard]

Two things that go together so well. The snob and Friday the 13th

[@bobcobb3654]

I like that the ones who survived Part 2 were the ones that closed the bars down and were too drunk to drive back to the camp. Suck on that, Kevin Williamson.

[@TV-Tony]

"I already know that Jason is off the hook. Because Biff Tannen killed him" lol. Great compilation. I remember actually seeing the original Friday the 13th the night I returned from sleep away camp not actually knowing the twist ending back in 1992, so it wasn't ruined for me. Although by that point in the movie, you kind of know Mrs. Voorhees is the killer because there's really nobody else left, but still a nice, chilling reveal pulled off by Betsy Palmer.

[@Luke.S2099]

I've watched these reviews so many times lol. Awesome to see them together in one video.

[@TheMylesShow]

Im so glad snob is re releasing these clips in order and i can redo my cinema snob playlist god bless you snob.

[@AliceBowie]

Crispin Glover is a perfect human being. I used to tend bar at a trendy restaurant, and one day at lunch time, Crispin Glover sat at the bar to order food. I've met lots of famous musicians and actors, but this was the only time i was totally star struck. When i brought him his food, i just said "i worship you", and he said thanks

[@bigduke5902]

Inevitable metooing incoming.

[@LembeckIsStaying]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ricknuzzy]

Just got my Voorhees hockey jersey! Good timing Brad!

[@Diamondelle84]

1:24:47 Cat " Now, what the hell is wrong with you?!" 😾

[@Cuuuuuuurtis]

Well if you think I’m going to sit and watch this whole video…you’re right

[@LembeckIsStaying]

I know part 5 is the most hated, but I loved it more and more as I get older. Yes Roy the paramedic was idiotic but the idea of Tommy being the new killer because of the trauma he dealt with as a kid was brilliant. Even down to loving masks, which means they obviously set it up to be that.

[@chanceneck8072]

Finally, someone I can agree with. It's actually my 2nd favorite. Or even my favorite. I go back and forth between that one and part 8.

[@chanceneck8072]

@jaredjams4267 I love part 8. The atmosphere in that one is so great. So creepy. It actually kind of reminds me of certain Resident Evil games.

[@LembeckIsStaying]

@@chanceneck8072 Yeah, part 8 is my guilty favorite!

[@drlight6677]

Other than the early scene of Joey and Vic being so ridiculous and hilarious, the rest of Friday the 13th Part 5 is garbage, and not in a so bad it's good way either. It's the only Paramount Friday the 13th film that I tell people to skip.

[@chanceneck8072]

@@drlight6677 Are you kidding? What about the dance scene with Violet? 😅 I love that song. 🤭

[@danielvandersall6756]

This is fantastic, Brad! Need to see this with some of the other series; maybe even Italian Horror or some of the genres you've looked at.

[@kingblanketfort]

His name is Brad 😅

[@danielvandersall6756]

@@kingblanketfort aaaaand the magic of editing! Just got done watching a NC series of reviews. Yeesh.

[@filmfangirls9163]

It's fair 😂 I keep accidentally calling NC James instead of Doug since I watch so much Dead Meat lol

[@ShaelRiley]

Even though it's incredibly simple, there's something I just love about Part 3; sometimes I even consider it to be my favorite in the series. 'Part 3 is simply the base structure of the series laid bare, just Jason chopping up some hapless goofballs in the woods. It is the quintessential Friday the 13th, the film that most directly embodies the Jason-movie formula.

[@chanceneck8072]

What I like about part 3 was pretty much all the barn stuff. And that we had people, we basically WANTED to die right from the get go. Plus, that maskless Jason in the attic creeped TF out of me. One of the scariest depictions, I VIVIDLY remember, even though I've only seen every movie once.

[@RetroRanter]

Love the fact I re watched all the Elm street reviews just the other day and was thinking id start the Friday the 13th reviews considering its tomorrow..way to bless us Snob. 😂

[@BabysitterSky]

I want to watch this mega review! Too bad I'm in jail.... HE'S BACK! THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK!!

[@DarkseidJoshua]

I needed this today. Thank you, Brad

[@Kingofcorrect]

The fact that Kane actually vomited up all of that water is disturbing, lol.

[@the_blue_oni]

Thank you for this! I hope a Halloween compilation video will be next!

[@IanFindly-iv1nl]

That scene at 51:57 is ripped off from another flick called The Groove Tube. In fact, I'm even surprised that THIS guy didn't remark on that.

[@forestcampbell8962]

The crispin glover dancing bit followed by brad's version is just utter perfection!

[@ema4020]

this channel is like traveling in time to 2009, i love it.

[@Galin1993]

It's funny watching these compilations since I get to see the changes in your style and appearance. I've watched since 2012 and it's almost like watching the videos when they came out all over again.

[@justaguy7230]

Oooh sweet. I’m adding this to my nighttime playlist

[@doctabaldhead]

It has been forever since I have seen an early snob episode. I sort of forgot what a bastard the character was before Brad took the character in another direction. It was fun to see that again.

[@MST3Kfan1]

Brad’s referencing other movies the actors have been in is always hilarious! 2:09:43 Ghost reference

[@EdwardTHead1776]

The insomnia has been kicking my ass, so here i am, playing the new Cyberpunk update. Now i have good noise for the background. Thank you.

[@rosaliazurita611]

I’ve been waiting for Friday 13th to watch this, finally yes🤘🏼🤘🏼🔪🖤🩸

[@greenkoopa]

This is a cross between the "mad slasher" and "dead teenager" genre

[@bigduke5902]

Cool, man. Thanks. I listen to these every year, usually on the way to work. This is one KZbin trend I'm seeing that I actually like.

[@Kingofcorrect]

Oddly enough, Carrie does meet Jason in a web series called Counselor Jason, where he is a kind hearted camp counselor.

[@Magmaster13]

Part 3 is easily one of your best reviews

[@scarscar7616]

This all is so great and has really helped my mental health to laugh so much! I don’t know if you have already, but if not! Please do that vanilla Ice movie!!

[@damienwilliams2947]

Every time I watch part 3 now I expect the You Can't Do That on Television sting and it never happens. Damn you Snob.

[@drakedarkstar5422]

Good, now I have the whole week to rewatch all movies and watch the compilation next Friday, October 13th

[@davidkeevil5151]

Watching this on Friday the 13th

[@jpenir]

I like your first review. The video quality reminds me of 2008 wild west KZbin.

[@TheJRP2010]

So happy to have this on right now! Thanks Snob!

[@therealharshlycritical]

Cowardly Cinema Snob's Tips for Children will never not be funny

[@jasonvoorhees310]

I always bust out laughing at the thought of Ms Voorhees shuffling under Kevin bacons bed with her weapon listening to them f*cking, waiting for them to finish to stab him. 😂😂😂😂 Just picture it. 😂😂😂😂 Imagine the look on Pamela's face.😂

[@jenh2322]

I live these video by snob the most!!!!

[@Ceegore]

Thank you! Thank you! ...I have binge watched these so many times in the past, I love having them all in one click!!!!! Please do the same for all your Nightmare on Elm Street videos, those are my favorites on your channel. Love the content man!!!! (Edit to request a full video of all your Stephen King work too, (still praying for a Silver Bullet vid lol). 😀

[@rebelyell1983x]

"Stop Breaking Shit!" @2:31:50 :)

[@shaftomite007]

Part 4: The Final Chapter is the ultimate Friday the 13th movie. Tom Savini seriously outdid himself, especially the ending where Jason takes a machete to the dome

[@bootsthecat6718]

It has begun!

[@Morgil27]

I've had this idea lately for a prequel showing kid Jason's original drowning and Mrs. Voorhees slow decent into madness, killing the original camp counselors.

[@popper03244]

My newest favorite bit of Friday the 13th trivia is that Kevin Bacon is sick of signing autographs for the movie because the picture he is given to sign is always of him getting killed. 😂

[@firebattastic3661]

Snobs review of part 3 is my favorite. Pretty ballsy to only release the video in 3D.

[@ZekeStaright]

How did Betsy lift all those bodies into various places? & w/o getting a single drop of blood on herself too!

[@tonybush4615]

On part 6, when you said "You know who would do something about it, " I half expected you to say "Superman! That's who! "

[@ryanjavierortega8513]

Stoked to see this

[@siyeats8064]

Thank you for doing this!

[@KurenaiNanashi]

Why didn’t the Snob release this 8 days from now? It’d literally be Friday the thirteenth if he did that

Exactly! I dunno what is it with him lately and doing reviews early--whether it be not doing "Saw II" the week of "Saw X" or "The Exorcist" the week of "The Exorcist: Believer".

[@ItsHyomoto]

Part VII kind of makes a lot of sense. I mean, we know Jason can murder teens and if that's all you want then there's plenty to choose from. The idea of a supernatural killer suddenly faced with a supernatural victim is at least an interesting angle for the scenes. Jason is like "What the hell? Seriously? Be easier to kill, dammit! "

[@dolomitefan1767]

Just in time for Halloween!! Gonna enjoy watching.

[@DanStClair-mz9mm]

Lmao I just realized you play the dancing music from Pt4 (McFky & the twin) for the Pt2 dance scene. Well done.

[@robertparker6280]

11:08 That monopoly bit was great, and so true!

[@TheVisitorSNAFU]

over 4 hours! this is a fantastical day

[@KlassicKolt5612]

Literally some of my favorite episodes. 😂

[@popper03244]

The random bushwacked in the Jason takes Manhattan always cracks me up

[@grapeshot]

Friday ,the 13 Jason Lives is my favorite. Jason X is a guilty pleasure, and the only reason why I even watch part of Jason Takes Manhattan is because Kelly Hu was in it.

[@bigduke5902]

All of these are a guilty pleasure, let's get real for a sec.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

The remake is the only one I genuinely dislike. I don't even hate it, I just dislike it because it doesn't feel like a Friday the 13th movie. It feels like a Friday the 13th knockoff. For all of the rest there is something to enjoy that feels right for the series. The original has a great performance from Betsy Palmer. The sequel has an interesting method of stopping the killer, the third one has the 3D and (more importantly) Shelly, the Fourth has Crispin Glover and probably the best acting overall, the fifth one has so much delightful sleaze, the sixth one is hilarious, the seventh has the best Jason effects and the lead gives a strong performance as well, the eighth has great atmosphere, the ninth has some of the best gore, and the tenth is ridiculous fun. The remake has nothing special going for it.

[@snowmanMK1]

I'm using this as asmr night night everyone 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@humanwolf1984]

Sweet dreams old Chap. 😉

[@davidkeevil5151]

I can't believe the mpaa was tougher than it is today

[@NightRanger-lz6tp]

This great. Hopefully you give the same treatment to the Halloween films after you do Halloween Ends, Nightmare on Elm Street and Sleepaway Camp.

[@SirAsdf]

Jail... BELIEVE IT OR NOT I'M WALKING ON AIR!

[@TonyLikeGames2]

There’s a small bit from the Final Chapter review that’s missing.

[@cannabiscovepnw]

Oh yes!

[@Chilanta24]

42:37 nope nope nope 😂😂😂

[@DocZFlux]

Ironically, I never found Jason that scary compared to Michael…but I find the Friday the 13 series more enjoyable overall than the Halloween series I think it’s because since Jason was already silly and cartoonish to begin with, it doesn’t bother me that his films got dumber over time nearly as much as most of the Halloween sequels do

[@coolnerdlll6053]

I think both of them are completely undermined by their speed and rely on surprise instead. If you know they're coming, they might as well give up.

[@randycunningham7318]

Parts 1 through 4 are the best. I grew up on Jason.

[@SajirouPlays]

I love the orgy of evidence that it's Jason's mom, the hand being a female hand, the voice calling out to get that one girl out to check in the rain being that of a woman.

[@turnmeondeadman4221]

There is no mention of her character at all so how is it obvious ? 🤡

[@cleverlydevisedmyth]

Kevin Bacon's nose in the first Friday the 13th is freakin adorable. He's like the cutest guy ever

[@kyliethelittlecouragegirl94]

I saw the first and second movies last year in October since I bought movies 1-8 from a store in my local mall I work at (no not the store I work at the mall)