The fruits are bald...just like me (Suika Game)

[@jadenschulz1004]

"People will see a kilogram of feathers fall at the same speed as a kilogram of bricks and be like 'Woooah! RNG bro!". You have the brain of a medieval peasant." has the be the greatest line ever spoken

[@MegaScytheman]

The worst part is I'm pretty sure the commenter was talking about how he got a bunch of oranges in a row, not the physics

[@gray007nl]

The best part is that a kilogram of feathers will absolutely fall slower than a kilogram of bricks, it will land with the same force and take the same amount of force to lift, but the kilogram of feathers would be far larger than the kilogram of bricks and thus have more air resistance making it fall slower.

[@9core]

​@@gray007nlit will take more force to lift due to air resistance going both ways, and also "land with less force"

[@andytheaardvark1]

bro lives on the moon

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

@@gray007nlhaha this is true, but I thought all physics examples were supposed to be “in a vacuum”

[@Michael-kp4bd]

“They’ve collided non-destructively. This is an outrage.”

[@Peachy_Fuzzy]

Big "You've sequestered my Bumbo?" energy.

[@Michael-kp4bd]

@@Peachy_Fuzzy i was able to Google that quote and find NL’s isaac video as the first result. The main reason I believe, is because the top comment on that video is you, quoting it! Thank you for your contributions to the continuity 😄

[@ujeffo]

There are two types of people in this world: People who think the strawberry is stuck, and people who think the strawberry is safe. Which one will you be?

[@toddcarter4829]

Suika game is generating new sayings from NL. They sound right but aren't What is a cherry but a strawberry in waiting We're one grape short of an orange If we're gonna win, that pineapple's gotta go somewhere.

[@MrDjWalnut]

*"My word, the man's created a melon."*

[@randys2669]

As soon as you start losing the grape, things become problematic

[@CycleMantis]

The hump has been pushed

[@OpinionatedSkink]

"gestating strawberry"

[@OpinionatedSkink]

8:43 "It's Isaac Newton, bitch. It's physics." 9:00 "you have the mind of a middle ages peasant toiling in the fields." 17:09 "now we have 4 peaches all touching each other"

[@taken_over3416]

Watching him get the watermelon after trying so hard to throw gave me an indescribable emotional experience

[@chriss4855]

i swear his internal cost reward function for placing fruit is entirely backwards

[@tedCain1]

Spoilers

[@Bikonito]

@@tedCain1 insane concept that the comments might be related to the content of the video

[@VinnyZoomer]

You chose to read the comments mid video@@tedCain1

[@tedCain1]

@@Bikonito imagine joking on the Internet

[@fnord3125]

i love how NL says shit like "i'm gonna go for a latent squeeze" as if it actually means something.

[@aletchs]

fun fact: if you combine two watermelons you get an egg

[@bduddy55555]

If the egg combined two watermelons that would provide a level of pogs unknown to current physics and quite possibly hazardous to all life on Earth. Luckily given current trends I don't think that's gonna happen.

[@styxrakash4639]

The prophecy

[@PlatypusDude234]

U crack an egg and you get....

[@thepeanuts55]

​@@PlatypusDude234you get what you fricking deserve

[@crumblyguy1834]

“Change the world!”- NL combining fruit

[@JBrander]

it's all about the resonance cascade, man. (drops strawberry to turn it into a grape)

[@LeonMassey]

There's definitely someone right now who's going to end up creating an artistic golden age all because of how NL said "change da world" during suika game of all things

[@manta312]

Didn’t expect to see you here. Love your videos

[@MusicalMethuselah]

12:15 for posterity

[@gundalfgraurock4540]

At 33:32, someone named "Obstmann" subscribes, which literally translates (from German) to "fruit man".

[@beanpwnz]

Dude goes on a hour rant about physics when the chatter is clearly talking about good rng with fruit choices

[@GEM4sta]

I thought the RNG was that his fruit jumped half the map to combine optimally which is not how physics typically works for me

[@PaintingStallion]

I feel like the game should end when a fruit falls out of the jar due to physics, not the arbitrary line

[@Rislear]

definitely

[@alansmithee419]

This would cause even weirder physics problems since you could stack fruits near the top which might then overlap with where you place them. The only way around this would be to zoom out quite far and drop the fruit from significantly higher up.

[@FirstNameFakeLastNameFake]

@@alansmithee419 LOL literally one of the dumbest comments I've read in a while.

[@alansmithee419]

@@FirstNameFakeLastNameFake If there's a better solution please share it.

[@FirstNameFakeLastNameFake]

@@alansmithee419 You raise the height of the drop LOL.

[@ivyishere9908]

Never would I guess that a bunch of kawaii fruits together would be such an emotional roller coaster. The suspense, the frustration, the utter joy. Its truly a beautiful work of art

[@JuanjoPP]

Fun fact! Pomelos in this game are actually a fruit native to Japan called Dekopon, which is kinda like a mix between an orange and a lemon

[@thefallenspy]

Somehow, this game makes NL have a similar energy to Baba Is You. Just roaring out nonsense statements like "The grape will become an APPLE"

[@typhoonthunder]

Been a while since I've seen a joint this fruity

[@babahabat]

What an ending. As he hovers a super risky move you see the next recommended video pop up and you know it's all over

[@GerblerM]

God that strawberry he placed as a "break" fucked him up for so long lol. Insane how much damage that little fruit did

[@JBrander]

NL giving us his 10-year resonance cascade success plan in combining fruits

[@tedCain1]

It's remarkable how many concurrent bad moves one man can make in the span of 30 minutes

[@zaaxi7424]

Ok buddy just drop the fruit, got me good

[@cionm7077]

is such an underrated comeback

[@TopCurls]

where was this

[@zaaxi7424]

@@TopCurls in the video

[@TopCurls]

Aye thanks brother you got a timestamp

[@rasche3455]

@@TopCurls 9:20

[@Jackwill2349]

0:55 “you can even put a little BERRIER here”

[@akuraitanen]

he's quick with the wits

[@salusche]

"Rip to that strawberry but im built different" - me at the grocery store when mom stops in the fruits section.

[@Mighteyes]

NL's cam cuts out the first few katakana from the word "Ranking" which turns it into "King" instead. He's that confident in his Suika skills.

[@ChiliTomatoNoodle]

The Bene Gesserit of スイカゲーム

[@ArenDsiire]

33:33 - this entire bit sent me, lost it at 'they only got a 20 minute work week'. 🤣

[@mikewalker685]

We got 29 minutes left, you will not survive the coming winter.

[@Purin1023]

Two cherries makes a strawberry Two cherries makes a strawberry Two cherries makes a strawberry Two cherries makes a strawberry Two cherries makes a strawberry Two cherries makes a strawberry Two cherries makes a strawberry Two cherries makes a strawberry

[@ForTheGoldenOak]

NL: "Come on lil bro, you're getting squeezed" pineapple: *gets squeezed NL: "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"

[@noatiendoboludos]

I have never seen this game before, but the first video was so extremely comfy I understand why it became such prime vtuber bait

[@Glaudge]

It's like he spent an hour or so before stream looking up physics buzzwords just so he can sound smart by confidently throwing them around every once in a whike

[@Glaudge]

*while

[@MajorasWrath1]

Why use many word when few do trick?

[@roseclouds5838]

this game is so hard i became obsessed with it the beginning of last year when I was super depressed and if im being honest with myself playing it all day made me worse

[@roseclouds5838]

the key is resisting greed

[@odie9202]

Not where I was expecting the story to go, but it does add up.

[@Billary]

yeah the difficult thing with depression is that doing productive things is what really helps you pull out of it, but stupid depression is like a weight making the beneficial activities harder

[@roseclouds5838]

@@Billary wasnt too bad i was just playing a game on my phone, made me appreciate that my fall was soft and meaningless. plus newton’s third law, i no longer even play video games

[@stefan-cf5yg]

@@roseclouds5838what was the game called because i’ve been trying to find it on the app store and can’t

[@r1r1r1i]

Life punched me in the gut and I haven’t been able to watch egg for awhile… feels good to be back and with fruit game

[@notart6407]

NL is too smart for this game. Bros at 400 points solving algebra problems in his head. Someone show this man the aMSa speed run.

[@Calligator]

NL aMSa collab soon

[@josh-kf2rd]

the basics- place fruit that are near each other on the ladder together, and don't bury small stuff with big stuff

[@baums547]

Two cherries becomes a straw _berry_

[@haddockcore]

i cant believe he actually strategizes in this game. i just mash the 2 fruits together to get an ok score and i love it

[@Doobs110]

this content has some of the best microbits I've seen in a long time

[@BrianM_3rd]

It's like Switch Golf putting all over again. Crazy overextending left or right for some psycho physics play when all he needs to do is drop it straight down.

[@ploompy]

I thought this would be a full banter game but bros just talking about his pomelos

[@dezeman8062]

They collided non-destructively.

[@anearforbaby]

12:18 - The music kicks back in perfectly

[@LearningTwentyFive]

he might just be the best to ever do it

[@aeaeeaoiauea]

the highest score ever made is 7355

[@arcmage7000]

Bros out here mining chia in the year of our lord 2023 icant

[@redlynt7324]

When he says “you can even put a little berryur here” idk if he was joking or just said it without realizing.

[@punkrockllama]

Waiting to see if he realizes he needs to funnel everything to one corner before quitting the game

[@IShaderI]

This latest fad really showcases the dichotomy of people who figured out the strategy of 2048 and those who didnt. It gets a lot more boring when you figure the strategy out. Maybe the physics changes things Edit: not that you have to be smart to figure 2048. Just takes a little time.

[@DemoniteBL]

I want "They collided non-destructively" to become a meme

[@YTDaimera]

I was wondering why this started off relaxing for a while but slowly grew a level of anxiety I couldn't place, and then it suddenly clicked that it was reminding me of the five days I squandered no-lifing Merge Dragons while in a depression stupor several months back.

[@Dracobyte]

Is this the new Super Auto Pets?

[@potterinhe11]

Damn I sure hope so.

[@theronerdithas2944]

Super Auto Fruits.

[@TheVideoGameScrub]

We can only hope

[@sporepics]

Tall order.

[@blussyfan691]

this not outlasting even papa's freezeria 😭

[@asuka376]

“ Did you ever hear that war doesn’t decide who’s fuckin’ right, but it decides who’s left? “

[@joeysollazzo6025]

The resonance cascade sounds like an anime powerup

[@Nitrolibit]

the eggs got a melon

[@AgentParsec]

0:57 -- "You can even put a little BERRY-er here"

[@kraftpunk494]

Highly recommend watching this on 1.5 or 2x speed if you want to turn this from a nice stress relaxant NL vid to some guy trying to be the next MLG Suika player but consistantly fucking up and adding incessant banter to try and cover up his own incompetence

[@rightclicker1193]

I just want to watch bald man play fruit game.

[@bwheatgw]

This has no business being as entertaining as it is,

[@Cookieunks123]

12:16 Literally the most important melon in existence

[@doransring660]

The way the music matched the moment made me go crazy.

[@Jaketholemeu]

The most advanced physics engine ever created for a game, and it's used to combine fruit.

[@WeirdWAsian]

Been watching my students "sneakily" (as sneakily as 16 year olds think they are) play this in class in here in Japan. Extremely surprised to see this here. This fellow bald individual is now confronting me with my job during my relax time😢

[@Azihayya]

You oughta convince your daughter that this is what you do for a living. She'll be incredulous--it would be an incredible prank to pull on an undiscerning child.

[@A____P]

What are you on about, this is his job. He's getting paid to drop fruits onto other fruits in front of an audience.

[@rigorousleisure2982]

It's all about the resonance cascade. That's the key. 😎

[@WiseguyD]

36:30 for pure greatness

[@cpeterso]

Haven't seen throws this strong since Isaac

[@pigcatapult]

31:26 I actually said "kiss, dammit" out loud at the peaches and I don't know how to feel about that

[@Clockworkmelon]

fruit me

[@ForrestHealy]

"It's gonna go... its gonna go bro... how did it not go?"

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

NL’s disappointed anger at the game’s dogshit hitboxes gives me life

[@coynelaundry]

me after getting out of a north american theatre showing the new live action death note spin off which i enjoyed at the time: 12:22

[@tsumikiayato1560]

8:47 quotes for the generations

[@MrCloud254]

I'm ready to be juiced and squeezed again

[@Durzaka]

HANG ON A SECOND! This is just 2048! You cant trick me.

[@nideln]

NL playing the Suika Game is all I ever wanted, now someone please make a thumbnail of him as a peach between some fruit.

[@chocolatedoughnut1305]

I’m in love with how he says strawberry

[@GreenFlame16]

It's there a version of that for browser or on Steam? NL is a genius, but seeing some moves here makes me want right some wrongs more than android game ads

[@cabracadabra_4256]

As far as I know, no. Although there is a browser version that's close to the switch game but it looks really bad.

[@LinoWalker]

There are several good clones on mobile. My favourite is Watermelon Game. You can play it offline without ads, and it's really fun on tablet or phone.

[@GreenFlame16]

@@cabracadabra_4256 if it plays same, then I'm up. What's the name?

[@cobaltobject1855]

​@@GreenFlame16just Google "suika game", it should be at the top

[@angiadcock8196]

This is the most adorable, stressful game ever.

[@RazzUK]

This game is great to watch

[@gnaat]

where were you when The Resonance Cascade hit

[@AKAOtter]

This is the best game of all time

[@Oreox4]

hypnosis was involved in the creation of this video

[@Jungleman-dq9kz]

The placement of these fruit is infruitiating.

[@PivotalShrimp]

Prettty sure I played this game on my LeapFrog LeapPad

[@espresseaux]

Pog! He's the worst to ever do it!

[@nicksworldofmysticalwonder8509]

I think the tangerines might be clementines

[@BlazingLlamas5]

This game reminds me of 2048 but with a Tetris stacking element. I am intrigued .

[@palatonian9618]

Cant believe that whole thing entertained me

[@MrBOBOCHOCHO]

It's like the second coming of popcap up in here

[@cacholulu6749]

The pomelo to bald connection goes crazy

[@abby101797]

The bene gesserit

[@alpacaAnarch]

I looked it up, and the fruit he calls pomelo is actually a dekopon, a kind of satsuma orange with that characteristic nub. The fruit he calls orange is supposed to be a Japanese persimmon.

[@G33KST4R]

my man galaxy braining a game for 4 year old is killing me 😂

[@Kasaaz]

Every time the music suddenly stops for just a little too long, it makes me worry for some reason.

[@nuagor]

28:07 what he wanted, bro

[@innoturtle4692]

This game is perfect for NL

[@kamilbidzinski475]

If you hover your cursor over the last 3 minutes of the video on the timebar you can rotate the watermelon at will

[@Divideres]

his self confidence sometime hurts

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

This man's horrible throwing is going to single-handedly make me purchase Nintendo Switch and this game to repent for his sins.

[@Qwerasd]

Why does the thumbnail somehow look photoshopped even though NL really is bald?

[@jackenglish6470]

He plays this game like SAP, which is "relaxing" lol

[@Jx_-]

He plays this game like he's defusing a bomb

[@13chomp4]

These peaches are being absolute INDIVIDUALS amiright? kthx

[@digitalrooz7211]

HES BALD????