The Funniest Moments from SM:tv

A compilation VHS of the Saturday morning TV show SM:tv from 2000.
The back cover of the VHS case reads: "Featuring the irrepressible, irreplaceable and irresistible Ant and Dec and Cat Deeley, this specially made for video compilation features the 6 all-time favourite Chums episodes:
The One About Dec's Party
The One With Lorraine Kelly
The One With Ant's Mad Uncle Jerry
The One About Ant's Stag Party
The One Where Dec Gets Pottery Trained
The One About Ant Aid
Plus the best of Dec Says, Wonkey Donkey, Pokefight & Pokerap.
Guest Stars featured include: Victoria Beckham, Jerry Springer, Five, The Vengaboys, Lorraine Kelly, Westlife, Martine McCutcheon, Jay Kay from Jamiroquai, Melaine Chisholm, Matthew Kelly, Caprice, Louise, Sooty and Sweep, Judy Finnegan & Richard Madeley, plus many more!"

[@Crossfire752]

THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD RIGHT HERE, Thanks for uploading! Kids telly will never be as good as this

[@cazareetocaza433]

Crossfire752 so true 😍

[@melissawright1979]

I miss this show terribly x

[@davidhanley1962]

So true miss the good old days

[@a.k9676]

Whatever they do, it's either funny, adorable, bromantic or entertaining! I love it 😂

[@melissawright1979]

I watched this show religiously every week x

[@dacrlit]

"I want to kiss hymn." "Is that a book or a play?" "Oh sorry, I didn't know it had to be a Book or a Play."

[@ashleighstorey763]

Omg I have this somewhere on video! Shows you how old I am haha. My childhood right there. Never make kids tv like this again I am so grateful I was a 90s child. SMTV LIVE fan. Ant and dec fan always. Thanks u for uploading xxx 😁

[@ChrisManley1994]

"I'll tell ya what that paper girls getting tougher, seven punches she took today before she give us it!!!" Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@krushjones6596]

Saturday mornings as a child were great growing up. Wonkey Donkey! Dec cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@karissarodriguez7619]

thxs for making this I watch this like ten times a week, and I don't skip a minute I love these two with all my heart

[@stevenwiltshire9004]

The best Saturday morning kids show ever

[@meridian2000]

The worst Saturday morning show actually. SM:TV was totally rubbish and Ant and Dec and Cat Deeley were all crap too. Live and Kicking was the best saturday morning show and so was the presenters including, Katy Hill, Sarah Cawood, Ortis, Trey Farley and Heather Suttie. L&K ruled saturday mornings and SM:TV didn't.

[@phil8516]

Ah this prick again 🤣🤣

[@trynewhardstuffpls9572]

@@meridian2000 wanna go to a party?.... actually... never mind 😒😒

[@trynewhardstuffpls9572]

@@meridian2000 wanna go to a party?.... actually... never mind 😒😒

[@iimimiplayxx8754]

@@meridian2000 lmao someone's acting like a boomer 🙃🙃

[@tombarrows4049]

1:57-2:00 Aww, lovely wovely Cat Deeley hugging Ant. That's nice! But wait until Dec finds out.

[@JepMasta]

"And for the sake of Dec's blood pressure, remember, IT HAS TO RHYME!"

[@MsGigglesluv]

Don't forget about his sanity.

[@emilyeverall7039]

It has to rhyme im saying this for decs saftey before he has a heart attack

[@sephirothsoul999]

I always wondered how many kids started crying after Dec went ballistic :( XD

[@dacrlit]

Hopefully none.

[@dacrlit]

Is it Pale Whale?

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

26:22 Jerry Springer is one of Cat's favorite Chums sketches on SMTV Live "I LOVED IT when Jerry Springer came on the show and did the show as like an American variety talk show style and finished it off like he's in some American presenter style way" - Cat Deeley, 26th December 2020

[@alc-d4163]

I love how unprofessional the three of them are together. So many memories!!!

[@cherylwhite6095]

you can really notice their geordie accents then than you can now

[@DisneyPrincess92]

@@cherylwhite6095 I thought the exact same thing I wonder why that is?

[@caitlynthwaites4401]

"DAMN YOU VOICEOVER FREEZE FRAME MAN" - Dec 2000. Timestamp 8:26 Literally the best part about this compilation.

[@ThatOnePencilCase55]

As someone who has binged the Chums series multiple times, I have said the same thing too many times

[@Miranda-vj8yy]

This is sooooooooooo funny :D :D Ant and Dec are the best!!!!

[@amysameshegivesyouthechill6941]

same miss smtv live it made my morning with ant and dec

[@amysameshegivesyouthechill6941]

same miss smtv live it made my morning with ant and dec

[@kerneldave]

I used to love this program, 09:25am every Saturday morning 😊 they don't make programs like they used too 😞

[@dacrlit]

I really love U2, Cat 😸🐈!!

[@officialndilhm.x1]

My whole childhood oh how I miss these young fun days!!!

[@angieashley2594]

Omg loved watching these every Saturday morning these shows would never be allowed now worse luck really cheered me up today Brilliant 👌👍🤣😆♥️

[@rheasworld3882]

Thx for putting this us!!!! MY CHILDHOOD IS RESTORED!!

[@a.k9676]

Dec: You mean Cat’s bedroom? Ant: Yes.....*suspiciously looks at camera* Me: Suspicious.

[@safihiloowle4274]

I'm only 16 and I'm loving this whole thing right now

[@shelbspuffly]

“well dec, I’ll tell you shall I” IM FUCKING DYING SO HARD-💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@senoritaaurora5123]

I feel like something so funny wouldn't be made for kids now because we are so pc but this was brilliant!

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

These cheeky little skamps were what made my childhood awsome 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@KaiserRika]

The funniest moments of SMtv: Ant and Dec. That is all.

[@hinaz85]

Aw the script and delivery is so funny... the innuendos.. are we all 80's baby's here!!

[@jadensmith4162]

Dec: "Dankeschön Fräulein Schnitzel Kopf" Ant: 👍🏽👍🏽 Dec: "...... That's german you know 👀" 😂👌🏼

[@rebeccameme1113]

thank you so so so so so so SOOO MUCH FOR POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@poskana2409]

I can't stop replaying This is the best show ever lol

[@noelnalley1123]

Cat: "Ant doesn't even like gurls." Ant: "AYE!" Cat: "With long hair like mine." Ant: *whipes head **-suspiciously-* Me: I am gathering some suspicions

[@Unrealaernu]

He said "hey!" like "shut up", no?

[@dannilebond3270]

I'm only a teen so never seen it but now seeing this it's my favourite show

[@NOONE-cd4gu]

3:43 aww poor Dec I almost started crying !!

[@flamingbridges1649]

you can really notice their geordie accents then than you can now

[@levimcglinchey5843]

BRRRYYYYAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aaronbuffalo7769]

You forget the calibre of this show, The Star power was insane, You had the Top Wrestlers of that era when it was still big, one of the biggest american talk show hosts, the country's most popular bands, Celebrity chefs, It wasn't Pissant Z listers these were the AAA stars of the day, crazy times.

[@jenniedarling3710]

Oh the late 90s, such a wonderful time.

[@lganson7]

Best presenters EVER! .... bar none!! z

[@Stevezftw]

BRYANNNNNNNN??? XDXD Can I go back to my childhood for 1 saturday please? In tears here.

[@Animal_lover_-tz5cd]

Still don’t understand how this was made for kids😂😂😭

[@jammiiee]

The 90's. Superb!

[@chloearchibald5843]

44:43 - No way could you get away with that these days hahaha

[@alexeibourdan9316]

Without doubt the best Saturday morning TV ever

[@jujuaful]

wonky donkeeeey wonky donkeeeey live

[@karissarodriguez7619]

8:25 is the funniest part of the whole video in my opinion!!!!😂😂

[@mrsr5689]

Omg take me back ....feel old now....

[@abigailbrown2649]

Makes me sad that I’m 16. So never got to see it on telly. It’s amazing.

[@niamhgeorgiax9798]

I've just had to pause the video for a second and take in what I have just heard omd the intro just brings back so many memories 😂😂

[@HorokeyUsui]

Thank you so much!

[@skarloeyfan01adventures]

I never saw SM Tv live back in 1998 but I think I watched it back in 2003 but I can't remember that far back. because I was more in to Thomas the Tank engine and Tweenies back then.

[@LA.X420]

When I watched this as a kid I was convinced that Cat and Dec actually loved each other 😂😂 the final episode they did when they actually kissed 😂 ❤❤❤

[@trynewhardstuffpls9572]

Pure gold!

[@starstreet46]

I would set my alarm clock to watch this every sat

[@IzzaRathore]

I'VE BEEN IN PRISON! HAHAHA Dec!

[@NASSAfellow]

When she says her favourite is D 🤣

[@nicapplebee5284]

love this!

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

24:55 Ant: YES!!!!! YES!!!!! I am vic-I am victorious! I've won the Pokemon fight! While Dec toys to refuel his throat We will see you after this commercials break!

[@thatsthat8421]

Miss these days

[@AmyThompson-or3ec]

I like you ant the best fever on tv. I did had a laugh with you my favourite. Lol amy Thompson ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@dash1141]

What a blast from the past

[@OliviaTalliss]

Who's here from Saturday night takeaway?!

[@KaHoJakeLeung]

1:03-9:01 SM:TV Chums the one with the showbiz Party 12:50-20:50 SM:TV Chums The One with Lorraine Kelly Happy Homes 24:58-32:38 SM:TV CHUMS The One with Jerry Springer 41:00-51:26 SM:TV CHUMS The one with Ant's Stag Morning 52:50-1:02:40 SM:TV CHUMS The one with Pottery Lessons 1:05:50 - END SM:TV CHUMS The one with Ant Aid

[@tombarrows4049]

55:50-56:00 Aww, Cat Deeley kissing Wonkey Donkey. Lovely Deeleeeey! Lovely Deeleeeey! Lovely Deeleeeey! Lovely Wovely! Lovely Wovely! Lovely Wovely!

[@eleanorhogan8004]

Oh my gosh, I had that Pikachu toy, that exact one!

[@videowifie]

'you scabby witch'

[@annother3350]

Just as funny as it ever was. They always pushed it a bit further than anyone else

[@annother3350]

Haha - reek o' poo

[@amyclarke41]

Ant and dec was the biz

[@KaiserRika]

Wonkey Donkey answer: smitten kitten.

[@chloearchibald5843]

'Guest Stars featured include: Victoria Beckham, Jerry Springer, Five, The Vengaboys, Lorraine Kelly, Westlife, Martine McCutcheon, Jay Kay from Jamiroquai, Melaine Chisholm, Matthew Kelly, Caprice, Louise, Sooty and Sweep, Judy Finnegan & Richard Madeley, plus many more!' - Could that line-up BE anymore 90s?

[@boro7059]

They don’t make tele programmes like this anymore like, it was class been a kid in the 90’s I still remember watching ant n dec in byker grove that was another good programme.

[@raulmanzano8642]

GOD I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN DEC RAPPED A PIKACHU SONG HAHAHA

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Smitten kitten ...glad I wasn't that thick when I was a nipper.

[@lewie895]

30:50 IS THAT FUCKING KURT ANGLE?!??!?!

[@toadstyle101]

Yep, they've had Booker T, The Hardyz, Lita & Trish aswell.

[@beneagles9799]

fgtrrrTheSmithersy

[@Dim4323]

Yep its true its true

[@paleo2359]

Still can't work out how they got away with half the stuff they did on a kids show but I'm so glad they did. 9.25 every Saturday, don't be a Jigglypuff, oh yeah 😂

[@kylebulger4240]

Dec: (narrating) Is this the end of Cat Deeley’s life? Will celebrities tear her apart in order to get to Ant and me’s revenge? Brittney Spears: And will I be able to ever make my music memorable when my new single comes out? (Cat and all guest stars laugh) Dec: (narrating) Find out wha happens and what all goes down in next week’s episode of Chums, only on SMTV Live! (Crowd cheers, roll credits)

[@Fram383]

Wiggle Worm Britney Spears?! That’s Martine McCutcheon 😂

[@babydirtman]

Written by p: some very funny people indeed

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

What episode is that Wonkey Donkey sketch from Also what date episode is the Pokemon Rap restaurant sketch from All I know is Pokemon Fight ft. Westlife St. Patricks Day weekend 18th March 2000 Cat Deeley best bits montage the 100th episode 22nd July 2000 Dec Says Country Dancing ft. Martine McCutchen 16th September 2000

[@Kitty-t7h]

My mum used to watch this,she said she loved it

[@wakkowarner7391]

Omg, i loved this show. Saturday mornings weren't the same when it ended. They were shit.

[@jujuaful]

wonky don keeeey

[@chloearchibald5843]

' - Let me get this straight... You've changed your stag night to a stag morning so you don't miss Ground Force, and the 'lads' that are coming round are Sooty and Sweep? - It's gonna be wild man! Gonna be wild! Once Sweep's had a few cans of Tango he goes mad he's gonna wreck the place it's gonna be brilliant!' hahaha

[@mariotaz]

The best

[@MSadamgasm]

"its my party and i'll cry if i want to" omg did dec inspire melanie martinez??? HAHA

[@sianlouiserichardson3162]

Can’t believe the security guard is kurt angle from wwe

[@agentprime2179]

bRING THIS BACK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD or at least do some chums sketches on Saturday Night Takeway and with Pokemon Go being popular bring back the Pokerap.

[@flamingbridges1649]

Agent Prime theyre bringing it back august 2018. think its just a one off special

[@Eleanor-yc6bw]

I hope they’re still going to do it, probably summer 2020 now

[@EmmaRiddle543]

There bringing it back again

[@emilyeverall7714]

please can u do anothe one of these with smtv clips with chums

[@chrishamer9263]

Cat the dog ahahhaa

[@cazareetocaza433]

Omg I forgot how funny this was, kids tv at its best. I used to love waking up on Saturday morning to watch this. Sorry but kids these day miss out on so much, and good funny kids tv is one of them. Sorry kids of today the world went crazy and banned fun.

[@HailZod]

IKR, makes me sad

[@rayd9841]

When ant and cat loves dec is panicing LOL

[@hamba_gobor8505]

ooo pokemon was so old cartoon I love this cartoon

[@hamba_gobor8505]

guys tell u shall I when this programs started I wasn't born that time now I am 16

[@lauranicholls7844]

The best thing about this show is one it’s the best one they have ever done and 2 the stuff they could get away with especially in their early years because it was ant and dec literally everybody loved them and people still do now like some of naughty jokes that only adults would understand 😂 it wasn’t just a kids show it was for everyone

[@kclink1579]

30:46 I was thinking that was Kurt Angle.

[@ChrisManley1994]

It is 😂

[@summersperfectdays.secreta4829]

I feel bad 😔 for Dec

[@evilrobottolhurst]

whatever happened to Ant & Dec? I remember a spoof of Team Rocket on this programme.

[@blossomingbex]

Robert Tolhurst What do you mean by 'whatever happened to Ant & Dec'. They're still hugely popular! They have their own game shows and host other shows, too!

[@donganja9004]

Was looking for Shin Megami Tensei 5. Ended up finding a piece of childhood history instead. ✌

[@nicolelungley4364]

I was only born around the time the series first aired so I never got to see SMTV live episodes. Does anyone know anywhere that I can watch all the full episodes? I can't find anyway to watch them. The only DVDs on it only have a little bit on. I wish that there was a DVD with all the episodes o n so people could buy it and watch them - especially for those who weren 't alive or were too young to watch it back then.

[@abigailjohns4695]

I was that just now that ant

[@MatthewPrower]

41:27 it be the one with sooty in it

[@helenmooney2772]

My son was 3 when his was on and I have to say I watched it more than him😂

[@sanikasahasrabudhe4603]

Can someone explain the greyhounds joke? I've seen it in a lot of episodes where someone usually says "greyhounds" after someone else says "what?" and it seems like a significant running joke. I'm not sure what the meaning behind it is so if someone could please explain, it's been bugging me for months haha