The funniest moments in the Eurovision Voting

Some of the funniest moments ever in the votings of the Eurovision Song Contest. I'm very sorry for some good moments that I couldn't include in the video.
In this video you'll find:
1966: "Goodmorning, Luxembourg"
1967: "Still waiting for the Irish votes!"
1973: The Swiss spokesperson
1977: "We're counting"
1981: Ireland, 326 points!
1981: "I don't have it."
1993: "I got carried away"
1996: "You owe us 76 points!"
1998: "A long time ago, isn't it?"
2003: "One big big hello from Sarajevo!"
2003: "Here I go... By!"
2005. "Let's call another country..."
2006: "I bet it's 69 69 69"
2009: "One minute silence for Slovenia"

[@MrAdorable16]

"Good evening, Yugoslavia, could I have your votes, please?" "I don't have it" "Yeah? Thank you very much" It cracked me up :D

[@novastardom2689]

and it was then, when yugoslavia started falling apart

[@Gripengamer]

Nova Stardom so sad

[@marinadela1361]

But why exactly did they not have the votes?

[@ESCNickSweden]

-Good night London! No, good evening London! -Good morning Luxembourg -Good morning???

[@darraghgregory1269]

Hahaha

[@richardscudder466]

Germany....I'm sorry zero points

[@76HENDRIK10]

;-;

[@esckamilpl7662]

- could we have your votes, please? - i dont have it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Daoibhéar]

"It's okay, your fired"

[@PauliusVeleckasRamzis]

Voreinstellung you're*

[@ringonunburnu3137]

Hi moonwalker

[@KazukiP]

One of the most awkward things I ever watched on Eurovision is when the country gave themselves the 12 points as a joke but no one got the joke and thought they were being serious and they awkwardly said “only joking aha”

[@vogelmeister6809]

twelve points from russia go to russia

[@UwU-yu6cg]

Russia

[@ggoddf5889]

poland

[@EuropeanQoheleth]

I remember that.

[@zagormud4323]

-Good evening Yugoslavia, may I have your votes? -I don't have it. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TheDRMISTERY]

That's the funniest moment and Ulrika in 1998 as well. Close to me are drunk Italian spokespersons in 1990 (who wanted to give points of Spanish jury, barely speaking) and in 1992 (repeating after the host, clearly drunk as well). :) Good stuff, check it out. I'm surprised it's not here.

[@moxgirl5]

That guy that went "Here I go... bye!" and walked off haha xD Plus he's quite good looking

[@TomSugnetic]

so u were 5 years ago

[@nathanael5898]

Am I the only one laughing at: "Can I have 3 points on the turkey" xD

[@alphabibo]

haha noooo it's hilarious

[@LCScampi]

The first lady really cracks me up. Takes her a moment to catch on, and then she kills herself laughing 😆

[@nioviiosif5134]

You mean luxembourg right?....I loved her...really sweet presenter

[@RKH1502]

LOL @ Slovenia, 2003: "Here on this paper are the points that are going to decide tonight's winner, and I know you're anxiously awaiting them, so, here I go... bye."

[@ljuc]

"I don't have any" XD

[@morbidsearch]

And us Norwegians are very excited about one thing... Will Sweden Give us Any Points This Year? That was, of course, one year after Sweden failed to give any points to the classic Norwegian winner, Nocturne

[@thewhyofthings8450]

PendulumFTW lol sorry about it

[@morbidsearch]

viktoria jensenss Don't worry. I'm not even Norwegian

[@JeSuisRene]

Well Sweden and Denmark also failed to award any points to Norway in 1993 when they also sent a good song - Alle Mine Tankar

[@quizmaster85]

2022, that's what the UK will ask the whole of Europe (and Australia) this time!

[@swanskogjsson151]

Yugoslavia 1981 is pure awsome! 😂

[@alcosboys]

slovenian dude is great

[@sahiblindberg]

Ikr!

[@majavaudi1616]

i was cringing so bad!!i am from slovenia

[@ellabl4184]

@@majavaudi1616 Where is he now? Why he isn't saying your results anymore?

[@majavaudi1616]

i don’t know why he doesn’t if i am being honest..well now you can still see him as a journalist in some shows

[@eurovisiopedia]

Turkey loves him :)

[@greeko25]

the slovenian presenter is a blast !

[@S.H.Jurida]

4:23 "I don'y have it!" Yugoslavia's jury - THE moment ever in the history of voting

[@MirnesMire19]

4:20 ..."Yugoslavia, can I have your votes,please?" " I don't have it :D"

[@user-xt3gt7gg9h]

MirnesMire19 4:20

[@ProSimsTV]

I love the ESC's when your country had 25 points and still was on the left side of the chart :')

[@sb6678]

To be fair to Ulrika Jonson, she didn’t mean to put it across like that, but it was absolutely hilarious in any case and it was quite obvious from the age of that big Dutch woman that it was indeed a long time ago 😂

[@Joe-ix5hj]

I find it absolutely hilarious that people were shitting on Ulrika for her seemingly "rude" comment to that Dutch woman when the Dutch themselves have a reputation for being "rude" to other ethnicities. ("Bespreekbaarheid", I believe, is what the Dutch call their propensity for being direct and honest in what they say.) Even if people didn't initially get that she was merely repeating after Conny and the comment was taken out of context, I say Conny and her countrymen deserved it.

[@thethebest3263]

"That's OK, you're fired" 😂😂

[@krisx74]

The dutch jury said that I know how the other contestants are feeling, as I too was a contestant for the Eurovision. Ulrika says- Yes I heard you were representing The Netherlands.....long time ago was it (meaning the dutch jury is looking really old). Before Ulrika realised what she said, and the audience laughed, she tried to explain, "oh no, I didn't mean it like that"...... Ooops, too late, the audience were laughing too much......

[@sushifornico]

Could we have 3 points on the Turkey :-)

[@maaritlarinen9056]

Helga Vlahovic, whatever you don't have you will always have a place in our hearts! ❤️

[@Harrytjuh66]

4:11 'It's probably a Russian plot, you know.'

[@holydiver73]

that swiss juror from 1973 is frickin' hilarious.

[@krisgant5869]

Watching Luxembourg forget about Ireland. Me:Mistakes like this would never happen these days. KAN:Hold my beer.

[@JeSuisRene]

Kris Gant It was Austria who forgot about Ireland in 1967.

[@krisgant5869]

@@JeSuisRene ooh, thanks. Id had a few glasses of wine by that point! :D

[@kaitlinbilous4605]

Luxembourg had a spokesperson with jet lag 🤣

[@John-of7nc]

The Norwegian woman was hillarious!!! :'D

[@mica532]

WOW! A decade has past! I remember this like it was yesterday!

[@someone-jv7jx]

Erm...

[@Kriseiri]

That's okay, you're fired.

[@An89Go]

The first girl is soooo sweet and adorable. Good morning. Good evening. :D

[@nioviiosif5134]

My thoughts exactly😊😍🥰❤❤❤

[@astorbylund3856]

1 minute of silence for slovenia everyone

[@mykhailopokras54]

Lets call another country LOL

[@MissDiamondsMM]

So good to saw 'Conny VandenBos' still alive !! 6:29 Thanks ! *****

[@MadeInLat1]

I think the slovenia was best "so here i go... bye!" lol

[@danielsoderstrom1930]

3:26 lol ireland got a raise by 310 pts xD

[@danielsoderstrom1930]

+Gubbz Man (Daniel Söderström) that slovenian though xD

[@MrSean64]

That was just a malfunction.

[@jotapeeme7478]

NO ONE DID SAW 326 POINTS AT 3:26

[@BucharestGuy]

let's call another country LOL

[@Hello-st3gg]

8:46 whahahah, I’m from the Netherlands and that guy is seriously still in tv in the Netherlands

[@fabb4i2]

1973: In French Israel gets 17 points and in English 18.

[@S.H.Jurida]

3:42 "Our next jury is in Yugoslavia"..."I don't have it!" 😀😀😀😀❤

[@jlecticus977]

Katsiki(Κατσικι) in greek means baby goat so thats why is it so funny!

[@hgks12]

Τσικάκι, τσάκι, τσίκα, τσούκα.. 😂

[@soula6496]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷

[@soula6496]

Ihe poli plaka😂😂

[@cerberus_243]

@@hgks12 τζατζίκι

[@2Chenzzzz]

i love the slovenia guy and the netherlands guy

[@tachibanana2999]

There were two funny slovenians x3

[@Betty823]

The Netherlands guy is Paul de Leeuw and he's very famous in our country!

[@Asidders]

chikaki? chakiki?

[@hgks12]

@@tachibanana2999 wasn't he the same guy?

[@ESCsince1968]

J, these are very amusing!

[@mellowney]

that guy from almost at the end from the Netherlands, Paul De Leeuw, he's a crazy dude. he still is!

[@Alex4u]

+Mellowney Vallen more like pathetic dude....

[@irondasgr]

He was ironic, offensive and in the end he got to leave the on air experience totally embarassed. A pure laughing stock, what a loser!

[@inigoevasco6960]

Another One Was 1960 Eurovision When Vienna/Austria Said "Vienna Is Here" After He Was Gone For A Moment😂

[@jaaakobs]

WHY I HAVE THIS 10 YEARS AGO IN SUGGESTIONS

[@indiosse]

all tv should be live, it would be a lot funnier for it

[@dominicstreet9284]

Lets go 2 the green room. Lets call another country. Lol just fab

[@S.H.Jurida]

7:46 "well-done girl....I like her" (Terry Wogan on Ana Vilenica, Bosnia and Herzegovina votes)

[@GRAHAM2109]

Conny Vandenbos says it was long ago first. if you listen carefully you can hear it. then Ulrika said long ago was it. It is very faint when Conny said it

[@nonogrammist]

Dutch guy saying Bosnia Horsegowina 9:20

[@zdskillz849]

The Netherlands guy had maybe had to much to drink!🤣

[@georgedc80]

No he didn't. It's just his way of hosting. He's an tv icon here in Holland for almost 30 years. But this time he was a bit over the op :-)

[@birgitmelchior8248]

No that is typical for Paul de Leeuw, but he was being annoying instead of funny

[@johanj34]

@@birgitmelchior8248 It was embarrassing.

[@KarrieDreammind5]

Most of these situations make me so embarassed to watch, omg! And all those presenters from their countries trying to crack a joke to be different. It's not bad but keep it short and simple. Nobody's really interested in you, people want to hear about the votes.

[@bosnahercegovina]

Good evening "yugoslavia" no one there LOL

[@bartekmarek5462]

“One Big Big Hello From Sarajevo” - That’s Iconic

[@bogdansiuda2799]

Other fails in Voting: 1985: Wardrobe malfunction 2006: Voting to jury's country (this is only funny moment performed by Polish jury), It is Forbidden. 2007: The same as above, except it is for Sweden, but voting points were automatically moved to Norway. 2009: It is the eurovision? 2011: "It is Germany" he said - "Yes." - she answered. 2012: Many funny words, because votes from Finland are performed by one of Metal Punk music group members. 2014: It was going to me! Since 2013: Errors of voter screens.

[@PhilReynoldsLondonGeek]

You missed a classic - Katie Boyle calling London in 1968 - and Michael Aspel answered in French!

[@mit6635]

Most were very funny, last 2 were pathetic attempts at humour. Ulrika Johnson's 'long time ago, was it?' was a classic clanger!

[@TomSugnetic]

who is ulukka?

[@kaitlinbilous4605]

I take it you've never watched the UK version of Gladiators

[@hgks12]

9:42 actually every mobile phone number in Greece starts from 69

[@lejlaaa430]

Oh honey, Sweden owes us more points than that 😂 And Denmark too 😂😂

[@otromambo6431]

everything looked so fancy back at the time

[@janferenc316]

I love that my country is featured twice (3 times) in this video.

[@adam3049]

2 times or 3 times

[@britash94]

HAHA.. one big big hello from sarajevo :) aww. haha x

[@katarinamrkela4292]

You just need to love Yugoslavia❤️

[@dark_paradise27]

❤️

[@Erik_Emer]

Apparently the spokesperson for the Netherlands in 2006 was bashed, if not already, for that incident.

[@irondasgr]

I spoke recently with a Dutch about this incident and he revealed that the Dutch people just laughed about the fact and that was that because they simply have accepted that he is a lunatic. Obviously this person is the kind "I play it crazy and I can say and do whatever I feel like no matter what" guy who gets it always away with.

[@deskseven]

Why am I watching this video for the 17th time?

[@RPGCRAZIEE]

That's okay, you're fired XD

[@alextraordinary5294]

“This is the second time in a row Slovenia isn’t in the final I would request 1 min of silence ” It’s not the end of the world omg

[@escfan2706]

Nemon Cubez It’s a joke

[@hgks12]

You didn't get the joke, did you?

[@afrochaltey]

That guy and his dry jokes.

[@stavros79gr]

escbelgium congrats!!!! very nice video!!! :D

[@keithnaylor1981]

1:00 I'm sure this sequence must be very amusing. Wish I could see what's funny.

[@ekx5120]

Could we have 3 points for the turkey? :D Also I've never seen "U.Kingdom".

[@nacht98]

jury Suisse in 1973 was crazy! :DD

[@039939]

good morning!oh,it's already twelve at midnight,i'm supposed to be on a date now!

[@GaGaOfficialVideo]

I want moreeeeeeee xD

[@AlastairAryn]

Slovenia guy rocks ahahahaha

[@soula6496]

😂😂😂

[@recklesspjrn]

Conny van den Bos hadn't changed that much from 1965 to 1998.

[@adsfornothing3146]

"Here I go. Bye."

[@KazukiP]

I swear, something ALWAYS goes wrong or super awkward with the calls each year

[@samuelleblanc1]

10:37 bro he was relaxing there

[@RedheadDane]

@Sergioperis I think she forgot to call Ireland...

[@Jiovanny_Uchiha]

8:09 POV: you got into a huge situation with a person who complains a lot

[@Spelgodis]

WTF! x'D "Can we have three points for Turkey please?" .... Israel: 029

[@ufuksnmez98]

Our 3 pts weren't written on scoreboard 😂

[@escselena5750]

Orada ne oldu tam olarak

[@ufuksnmez98]

@@escselena5750 teknik bir hata sanırım. Ama ilk katılımımız ya hiç kimse oy vermiyor ya ona denk gelmesi komik xdlfkfl

[@escselena5750]

@@ufuksnmez98 ayy evet

[@YunaQQQQQ8]

Could someone explain the 6:23 part to me?

[@catamusicrs1556]

YunaQQQQQ8 Me too, I understand nothing!

[@RBenjo21]

+YunaQQQQQ8 Ulrika asks if she appeared at Eurovision "a long time ago", which implies that Ulrika is making fun of her age.

[@danicraft203]

The Netherlands woman is Conny van den Vos, who represented the Netherlands 1965 :P

[@Lommy9999]

The video is cut in the middle. Ulrika asked her if she performed a long time ago which sounded like she is mocking her but in fact Corry said it herself (it is cut out for some reason).

[@jojoelio5537]

Slovenian guy is one of my many daddies that i don't even know their names.

[@vesnana]

Peter Poles is his name

[@rds7516]

"I don't get it". lmao

[@SimsMoyal]

How come the juries could hear the votes in 1977 ??

[@cungvureview9182]

Do you realize that the guy in 2009 was the guy in 2003?

[@Adam0792]

Now now Renars don't lose your rag! lol!

[@LinaMelita]

Slovenian guy is the best !!!! lol

[@QuaintMelissaK]

@SaraMathilde Yes, the voting system was different in 1973, but if you look at the male Swiss jujury memeber, you'll see why.

[@mynameisjimmm]

2:20 *Could we have 3 points on the 🦃, please?*

[@moriturama96]

2:33 on the captions

[@andrewlawrence2209]

326: No too unrealistic nowadays.

[@uri-official7549]

4:20

[@richiem9690]

is that Denise Welch at 6:33 ??

[@berendharmsen]

I'm embarrassed to conclude that many of the more cringeworthy ones are from the Netherlands. And we added another one this year. Who knew that hogging the spotlight was such a Dutch trait...

[@birgitmelchior8248]

Ja paul de leeuw was echt vervelend en cringeworthy

[@hgks12]

"I'm so thankful for tonight, and for Madonna's autotune" 😂😂

[@Tony.H03]

Welk jaar was dit?

[@berendharmsen]

@@Tony.H03 De jaren waarin Emma Wortelboer, Paul de Leeuw, Connie van den Bosch de jurypunten deden ontbreken zelden op lijstjes 'cringe moments of Eurovision' op KZbin

[@Sergioperis]

@Thomas01ireland Thanks a lot! :)

[@Lommy9999]

Ulrika was the best ESC host ever.

[@fjordman]

Oh how I laughed!!