The Funniest Podcast Compilation of All Time | The Yard 2023

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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:58 - slimes french accent (EP88)
00:01:44 - where were you (EP90)
00:03:14 - hannibal lecter (EP86)
00:05:27 - friendship bracelets (EP77)
00:06:32 - the boys watching tucker & NELK (EP93)
00:07:17 - aidens most embarrassing moment (EP97)
00:08:20 - slime becomes the problem (EP96)
00:09:29 - aiden feels shame (EP97)
00:10:55 - nut loves big waves (EP93)
00:12:15 - happy luffy sad luffy (EP109)
00:15:42 - a big wave (EP93)
00:16:05 - you could be in a movie (EP82)
00:17:01 - aiden sells his car for a skin (EP87)
00:20:55 - we're not making it back (EP82)
00:22:43 - the nintendo guy (EP85)
00:25:01 - scared of slime (EP106)
00:25:30 - 9 year old nolifers (EP95)
00:26:16 - ludwig at ASU (EP93)
00:26:36 - breslyn (EP82)
00:27:41 - mission accomplished (EP82)
00:28:24 - gay son or thot daughter? (EP93)
00:28:48 - we're not making it home ft Trash Taste (EP83)
00:29:38 - what we cut from ad reads (EP103)
00:30:58 - slime likes bowing (EP82)
00:31:43 - nuts impression of ludwig (EP93)
00:31:58 - salarymen (EP82)
00:37:06 - the wedding pyramid (EP96 & EP97)
00:38:15 - do you think I'm mother? (EP89)
00:39:38 - ludwigs wedding pyramid (EP96)
00:40:48 - slime hates italy (EP78)
00:42:04 - another wedding pyramid (EP96)
00:42:32 - aiden strips off (EP77)
00:42:45 - ludwigs core is too weak (EP97)
00:43:20 - who.. asked? (EP78)
00:44:15 - slimes floor wife & wedding pyramid (EP97)
00:50:00 - goats esports (EP80)
00:52:28 - japans baths (EP83)
00:54:12 - ludwigs french peter griffin (EP88)
00:55:09 - having an accident in the onsen (EP83)
00:58:08 - aiden getting arrested (EP123)
00:58:48 - the bees are so back (EP114)
00:59:56 - the yard brothel (EP112)
01:01:47 - nuts bit that people didn't laugh at (EP93)
01:02:34 - shooting RPGs at cows (EP80)
01:04:11 - aidens gets owned by a kid (EP98)
01:05:12 - making bbno$ freestyle (EP84)
01:05:33 - courageJD (EP85)
01:06:29 - bbno$ x yard feature (EP84)
01:06:41 - his own blood is his poison (The Advice Show)
01:07:24 - the monaco debate (EP88)
01:08:44 - HEEELP HEEELP (EP93 Premium)
01:09:44 - slime snorts gsupps (EP90)
01:10:01 - slime shoots a ball (EP93)
01:11:09 - the crack king (EP90)
01:11:31 - alright man! (EP99)
01:12:45 - slime makes schlatt cry (EP90)
01:14:26 - the yard pageant (EP90 & EP91)
01:15:43 - slime gets wild during an ad read (EP92)
01:16:47 - slime needs to stop (EP91)
01:18:06 - aidens powerpoint ft luds mom (EP121)
01:22:39 - thicc allen (EP91)
01:24:17 - nick has a question (EP107)
01:24:50 - diamond dogs (EP99)
01:25:36 - scramble the jets (EP108)
01:27:23 - the goon commander (EP108)
01:28:08 - rankings (EP100)
01:28:20 - the goon commander (EP108)
01:28:50 - amouranths product (EP102)
01:29:16 - aiden, the goon masterpiece (EP108)
01:31:33 - everyone knows aiden (EP101)
01:33:19 - slime's new hair (EP103)
01:33:32 - norwood chart (EP106)
01:34:33 - aidens gets judged (EP103)
01:35:02 - tony star (EP104)
01:35:41 - too beautiful (EP111)
01:37:45 - giving advice (The Advice Show)
01:39:03 - still too beautiful (EP118 Premium)
01:41:39 - butthole flashbang (EP104)
01:41:59 - australians are cartoons (EP104)
01:42:16 - pontins (EP105)
01:42:54 - rizzzz (EP106)
01:43:17 - natural eyes (EP107)
01:43:56 - i'm extremely humble (EP118)
01:44:32 - ludwigs european voice (EP113)
01:45:00 - slime dies (EP110)
01:45:27 - best yard guest (EP113)
01:45:50 - aidens 2 CB adventure (EP110)
01:50:35 - ludwig wouldn't eat a tyre for QT (EP114)
01:52:27 - refusing the load (EP112)
01:53:52 - the eiffel tower (EP113)
01:54:26 - 9 dogs (EP112)
01:54:47 - jump king again... (EP116)
01:56:00 - mang0 gets mad (EP112)
01:57:27 - osama 360 (EP115)
01:59:04 - cyborg osama (EP115)
02:00:09 - cheat on your girlfriend (EP118)
02:01:20 - will neff (EP119)
02:02:49 - serving (EP121)
02:04:22 - zac oyama reads slime's script (EP117)
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[@yoqqen]

Aiden not being in the thumbnail for the funniest compilation is hilarious

[@chasingvibes420]

It looks like his hand is

[@BuffiestFluff]

I'm sure he's in on it/thinks it's hilarious but I'd be salty lmao

[@YoungCoconuttt]

wym bro you don’t see 👉🏻 ???

[@xoxivory]

cyborgs don’t photograph well

[@nicholasneptunejfeel1000]

It's because his dad didn't scramble the jets.

[@ianhandsup]

RIP to all those lost to the grain wars. Congrats to Aiden surviving the front lines

[@Ur_aRizzardHarry]

​@@Waterlemon123in the future

[@davidonstreet6313]

it was a shame the grain collectors took his face off, truly the Nasjon state of California strongest warrior

[@Maze86753]

Makes sense cause he’s got a body that doesn’t quit -Slime, probably

[@readmore5888]

The cuts between episodes makes Aiden look like he’s a create-a-character in a serious cutscene

[@rio425ee]

Are you saying you didn't know he was?!?!

[@Racejakestar]

after i read your comment it cut to a scene with normal aiden and red shirt green haired ludwig

[@kremit_frog4031]

@@rio425ee No? Its cuz he changed his hair so many times this year 💀

[@MultiPeyton22]

The craziest part of this comment is that 1k people understood it

[@georgesheng5500]

The Luffy bit will always be infinity replayable and funny to me. Something about Aimen's delivery just makes it for me...

[@bananabread9075]

what always does it for me is that there are more named one piece characters than pokemon

[@skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

open toe sandal luffy (importantly distinct from closed toe sandal luffy)

[@mifosmovievault8335]

we kin aimen

[@smallj900]

It’s so silly cause I wanna support both sides being a huge OP fan.

[@bradylasher7400]

still an extreme level of insanity that slime didn't make aiden a bracelet

[@uncochen-__-4730]

Honestly my guess is that Slime thought “Oh I just need three of them for my three friends” Then realized that he needed one for himself too so he just decided to make it a bit and fuck with aimen lol

[@chancefreely]

Probably exactly what happened@@uncochen-__-4730

[@lostshot]

@@uncochen-__-4730 I remember this episode and I'm pretty sure he said it was because there weren't enough "a" beads to spell out aiden's name

[@angelarias3395]

@@lostshotif that truly was the reason I think it would’ve been even funnier to just put a random name on his bracelet or make a breslyn bracelet that just sits on the mic🤣

[@exal1504]

Aimen's one piece bit always gets me, his mocking tone, ludwig malding. perfect comedy

[@mythman30]

im not even like a die hard fan of one piece, im behind by like two arcs, but that part just still makes me so mad i cant watch it cause every single thing aiden says is just fundamentally wrong. and honestly im impressed ludwig sat there and took it as much as he did. i do think people that are calling it the best story ever told are wrong, although i kinda know where they're coming from, its really good but it has its issues

[@Ali-ey9sz]

​@@mythman30IT'S THE GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME

[@axilatl]

Can I just say how impressive it is that Ludwig immediately understood what "mother" meant from very little explanation and correctly asserted that Aiden is in fact the most likely of the group to the mother. He's so smart for us and big for us it's crazy

[@jpshy1130]

🚨 Glazing alert 🚨

[@leahzeroes]

nah slime is mother for suuuure !! i will absolutely not tolerate the idea that slime isnt the most slaycunt girlboss out of the 4. like sure aimen is babygirl to a reasonable extent but hes *not mother*. have u seen him posted up as tony star?? mother was serving and we ate !!

[@oomar4597]

Ludwig's moms bit with the call is so tragic. But so insanely funny

[@nullspectre]

Archie's ability to craft multiple cohesive narratives is absolutely flawless

[@loop7691]

I vividly remember listening to the hannibal lecter bit on a train desperately trying not to burst out laughing in front of a carriage full of people trying to go to work. thank u yard

[@flotuna9202]

Almost exactly the same experience. Good to know there another Yard train listener.

[@poseidonm7]

@@flotuna9202 Me on the bus, also happened with the aiden cage show bit.

[@jhelp_the_fig]

Literally same but I was in fucking class

[@arehkia]

me at work 🧌

[@alenor210]

It's so sad that Aimen fell into lava while dueling Swift at the end of the grain war, but at least the boys gave him a puffer jacket Darth Vader suit

[@katjosephperez8772]

While dueling Swift 😢 And Swift is so afraid of the tall beast who tried to furiously abduct him before, yet he conquers his fear enough to get Aimen in the lava. *I assume in certain apocalyptic or dire scenarios, Aimen would “party” much harder. No abandon. Just imbibing H1N1 or TF2 or whatever that stuff he wanted to try is called

[@taylifts]

My favorite bit that didn't make it in was the one where Nick and Slime were lesbian moms and Aimen was their adopted son who would scissor with them occasionally as a means for quality time

[@rorymontreuil591]

Yingo classic EP

[@taylifts]

@@rorymontreuil591 "YOU KNOW I DO DRUGS" -an instant classic lmao

[@finthetrashcan]

⁠​⁠@@tayliftsyingling is full of quotable moments

[@sammay9961]

the yard is the only show that can put their ad reads in a funniest moments

[@fiziktetrinet2330]

Aiden selling his Jetta for a CS:GO skin and having to call his dad was the highlight of 2023 for me lmaooo

[@SergantSlime]

the zac oyama reading is just...i dont know how it can be topped. its so fucking funny. i hope the boys get him on as a guest sometime in the future, maybe after the DND show has been out for a bit so they can bond over insane fans and stuff. 10/10 compilation thank you archiebears

[@owenbrown6714]

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder watching the pod than the moment at 1:22:20 with Luds mom on the phone

[@gunop11]

I can't believe Ludwig wanted to turn this around using his mom as a bullet and it CURVED AROUND AIMEN AND SHOT LUD STRAIGHT IN THE ASS

[@dzello]

DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE DID IN NEW HAMPSHIRE?

[@swordofrome1179]

its seeing qt frog kicking in the air after hearing it that always sends me

[@squillz8310]

My favorite part is how when slime realizes Lud is calling his mom (and calling Aiden's bluff) he tells him "I'd be ready, man. Do or die!" Slime mentions how he loves to commit to the bit. He was telling aiden to commit, and he did. Lud absolutely crumbled😂

[@poseidonm7]

The silence of the lambs ad read will always make me die laughing. up there with the aiden in a cage ad read.

[@lethargicnugget71]

the “help me” bit at 1:08:45 actually made me cry-laugh oml that was so funny

[@squillz8310]

The ability for slime to immediately go into quoting that tik tok to just up the bit (which he loves doing) is fucking hilarious

[@leojpeg9176]

we're cracking a josh and watching the yard tonight boys

[@CloudCollapse]

Pass the Drake 💨

[@Chris.Batchelor]

The Josh is crazy

[@UFLVR]

Aiden's "I FEEL SHAME ALL THE TIME" outburst has the same energy as when Nico Robin shouted "I WANT TO LIVE" in One Piece

[@thenightjackal]

and then cp aegis 10 says "no" and she never appears in the series again.

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

And then gay luffy shows up and bounces his joy boy all over the place

[@flynnjf]

the live ludwig reaction where he just looks SO uncomfortable is making me lose it

[@tnorki]

Timestamp?

[@flynnjf]

@@tnorkiit's the jschlatt ep, the edit starts at 2:38

[@SpoonsYT]

going from him to schlatt, they were the visual straightman to the rests' fucking insane audio.

[@dennis_s]

this is so much more enjoyable than listening to all the episodes for the 6th time

[@ericklete1540]

Shout out to all my Yardigans in the clink enjoying this comp from the rec room.

[@willow990]

I'm in real jail 9-5 job break room and this vid got me gigglin

[@mac_sour]

what is it like watching the yard from jail? can you watch whenever or do you get allotted time for it? either way its dope you can tune into the yard from there, cheers brothers

[@ericklete1540]

@@mac_sour I don't think you understood what he said lmao

[@Special3375]

Glad you made it passed the grain wars! Hate to see what happened to Aiden 😢

[@carsonbraswell1265]

Words cannot describe the feeling I got listening to the Nintendo guy bit for the first time while happily playing octopath traveler 2 a couple days after it realeased…

[@waffler156]

I love how you can see Aiden go through so many different styles of not only outfits but hair throughout this video

[@zaphyy]

The Hannibal Lecter is one of the best ad reads and the Yard always has banger ad reads

[@chhrisis]

The Japan episode is so funny cause everyone is dressed normal as fuck and Ludwig just looks like that for no reason

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

1:06:41 the “his own blood is his poison” bit has made me choke on my food on 3 separate occasions

[@perriwinkleiii5361]

The opening clip is literally my favourite one from any episode. I laughed harder at that bit than I have at anything in a long time Okay the Silence of the Lambs bit is also insanely good, I hadn't seen that

[@nyxx7813]

Aiden is the likeable normal protagonist thrown into a war he cannot fathom and we see his development from slimes human dog into running his own Human Dog fighting league. It’s kinda like Metal Gear. It’s like a twink Rick grimes by the end of it.

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Dick grimes

[@ayj1085]

great video to keep my mind off the hunger pains from not having any grain left to eat

[@pranavsuresh4097]

you know its something special when theres a bit from an AD READ in the best of (and bonus point not remembering it was an ad at the start of it)

[@aidanrizk11]

I was walking on campus and I almost doubled over laughing at “his own blood is his poison!”

[@blankspace0000]

Im so happy the slime yelling help for no reason bit made it in. Shit had me crying laughing

[@Thomas-4222]

I haven’t made it far, but if the aiden striptease ad for me undies isn’t in this I’ll be dissapointed, that was an amazing ad. Unless that was just a fever dream

[@JustCallMeChurch]

Slime being stunlocked by the nair video is still probably my favorite yard moment.

[@lrgogo1517]

“nair?? Like the Smash Bros maneuver?” -Me four seconds before the clip in question played

[@megamuffin1012]

Live ludwig reaction really makes the 9/11 bit with schlatt shoutout Archie

[@rio425ee]

Seeing Aiden during his Spooky White™ phase is always funny to me

[@BlueLily342]

Starting with the jean Pierre clip is so great. That shit made me DIE the first time i heard it.

[@svantewiktorsson]

I love all the it’s always sunny references. They got a body that won’t quit. And a hog that won’t quit either.

[@divinemattress]

The run from like 80-95 was CLASSIC man. So much of my dialogue and humor has been cemented from this time.

[@mistamemewide]

I think the "True Patriots/I'm not making it home" Bit just made me wheeze so fucking hard and it made me get hooked with The Yard in the first place.

[@ZadkeilMercy]

Zac Oyama is probably my favorite episode this year. I was dying the whole episode.

[@ZachAttackOne]

Regarding slime’s comment that Germans might be the most likely to help in his painter’s clothes hypothetical: I was once on a German train absolutely packed with people. Some folks paid hundreds of dollars to be there while others surely hopped on for free. It had been stuck at the station for at least an hour because of delays throughout the system. A man came stumbling through the car that myself and about 20 others were in. He was sweating, red in the face, only able to say German swear words, and pulling his shirt up to his face as though to wipe it clean of the dripping sweat. He appeared to be on drugs and was certainly violating people’s personal space, although not quite touching anyone. Hunched over others, using anything for support, stumbling, looking drunk as anyone I’ve ever seen. Turns out the guy was having an effing heart attack, probably begging for help. I don’t speak German and was in a particular situation where I was supposed to be looking out for some other people, but I cannot believe all those other natives were just like ew get away from us & handle this elsewhere. He very well could’ve also been on drugs, but the guy had a heart attack and not a single regular person even tried to help. The first people to help worked for the train company. It was a couple hours later on the train ride i ended up talking to another couple who got on much later and they said some of the delays that day were because a guy had a heart attack on one of the trains… yeah man, that happened in THIS TRAIN CAR that you’re in right now.

[@walnuss2546]

a couple years back an elderly person had a heart attack in front of an atm in western germany and people stepped over him while he was laying there to get money because they thought he was a homeless guy. so yeah germans definitly wont help slime with shit in his overalls

[@lrgogo1517]

rewind. "his painter's clothes"? on god?

[@wickedsamurai3323]

Yeah it’s well established that Germans are all sociopaths

[@DKJonez]

The bit where slime screems HELP! after the nelck boys story is fucking hilarious. Its been a while since i laughed so hard that air stopped going to my head

[@TauntsForDays]

I really enjoyed watching this video all the way through!

[@chasingvibes420]

10x speed?

[@CheesySalsa]

I still think about and love the "were not going home" bit

[@Hoodiebud]

13:06 I fucking love when Nick goes from 0 to 100 back to 0 so effortlessly

[@polydimo]

Half expected this to just be a reupload of the Peter episode

[@sony967]

as always aiden went through 50 different haircuts and colors

[@renaejay6888]

the episode with nick as king was so good holy

[@Dreg-dd4nq]

The luffy bit is so funny bc of the idea of a “swim fruit” like one piece states that anyone who has consumed a devil fruit can’t swim so it’s just funny bc the swim fruit would literally be a paradox

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Is that funny IS IT FUCKING FUNNY?????

[@tokisuno]

slimes hello fresh hannibal lecter actually takes the #1 spot for me this year. i was laughing uncontrollably outside waiting for a bus like a maniac when he said "it's called dial up clarise.." god damm it

[@lukes401k]

41:44 the exasperation in Aimens voice will never not make die laughing

[@jojowacka]

this podcast is what helped me get every korok seed in totk! count your days.

[@joyuosSauce]

1:52:20 “do you feel like a man when you push her around?” Is my fav

[@soupmix211]

i never saw the happy luffy sad luffy bit before, oh my god that was so funny

[@Internet_Minds]

Hearing jshlatt say his uncle was a first responder followed immediately by a Burger King ad is the funniest thing that’s happened to me😂

[@gggremlin]

ending with the 20 minute Jac and Sline bit is so funny

[@body3326]

I wonder how the grain war will affect my hello fresh ready-made meal plan

[@danielled168]

5:44 not aiden saying awww and then not getting one LMAOOO

[@power5640]

THE HANNIBAL LECTER HELLO FRESH READ IS IN HERE?!?!? BEST BEST OF EVER

[@Weebfox]

Thank you Yard for another year of cash money moments, here's to a great episode 100!

[@Triplicata]

Feature length Best of The Yard is a thing of beauty

[@Woofle22]

Aimen’s hair evolution is so fun to watch

[@Whorgie]

A true breakout year for Aiden.

[@bpwrz]

Just finished watching and this is definitely THE funniest compilation of all time

[@ArtisticRatKing]

This has to be the funniest podcast OF ALL TIME!!

[@cogsworthsmith6019]

been absolutely fiending for this video

[@bellak2384]

Finally let’s go, have been wondering if we weren’t gonna get one for a hot minute

[@Kevinofrepublic]

im so glad this dropped today. this year was super funny

[@micahvaliquette1937]

The bit about slime and nick scissoring is the funniest yard clip of all time. How is it not here ??

[@TenaciousDealer]

I'll never forget them doing that to Zac lmao

[@madshrimp]

the hannibal/jodie foster bit is so next level

[@joshuadnicolas]

HELP is my favorite moment from the entire year HAHAHA

[@lancelaurel3828]

slime is really just electric and there's nothing we can do about this

[@adyaarora862]

the friendship bracelet bit still hurts

[@carlisborgon]

6:30 amazing transition line edit 🔥

[@yoitsadeezy5644]

Zach Oyama reading slime script is the funniest clip by far 😂

[@jeffpaller8008]

Can’t believe Adian made mad profit on the knife he can’t stop winning

[@gastonEGGS]

This was really good, I could not stop laughing.

[@Mike-fp9ig]

YES! I’ve been waiting for this for weeks!

[@chiefaaron3180]

1:27:20 is a sick transition good work archie

[@poseidonm7]

the absurdity of slime messing up the script set up so bad into probably a top 5 funniest bit in which none of the yard boys majorly participate is pure artistry. also the peter ep bangs!

[@lex6576]

it's been a rough day, thanks yard boys for making me laugh

[@tersecwalsingham5778]

Great first clip. Nice to see Ludwig getting the boys going.

[@Bullets2YahHead]

The grain wars may have been the best bit ever... only time will tell. Protect you sesame!

[@Syngraphaeor]

Dude imagine if it wasn't Aiden but it was actually Zipper but with Aiden doing a voiceover

[@liviyyuh]

the sheer quantity of wedding pyramid clips is astounding

[@imsh1sh]

I'm so glad that theres so many clips of nut cause he's hilarious

[@imsh1sh]

this sounds wrong

[@ayj1085]

the greatest moments vid could literally just be the entire nut episode and I wouldn't be able to complain

[@mayhemilyy]

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE... TURN IT UP!!

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

The fact this podcast is just- completely unhinged, is the selling point

[@Xaphino]

Finally good to see the Yard in its sun setting era.

[@T0NI_]

There's still nothing quite "I knew he was a poser" after Aiden says he doesn't do anything anally

[@liam7304]

An ad read 4 minutes into the pod, this is the content I signed up for!

[@danielled168]

53:45 bro could've said chinese bbq pork or char siu and couldn't think of either; thats so real

[@the_farmer8502]

The lord blessed us with two whole hours

[@Kbbrianne]

God i haven the even gotten past the 4 minute mark before rewinding to watch something twice. I had completely forgotten about slime’s Hannibal Lecter Hello Fresh read. It’s so fucking good

[@lior6121]

Aiden is still correct about Monaco