The funniest time out in Smash history

[@tylerl3030]

I literally didn't know "Playing with sonic be like" existed

[@schwarz8614]

@keep rollin thats not a link for "Playing with sonic be like" I have been lied to

[@toowiggly]

They didn't add it to the elite smash playlist either

[@dbeta0699]

@@schwarz8614 I hate when people send random links. I won’t lie, here’s Playing against Sonic be like kzbin.info/www/bejne/iX6uaXdpgZKib6c

[@tristanbowles7258]

@@dbeta0699 you are a saint for not Rick rolling

[@fatesenvy]

And you call yourself an alpharad plus fan

[@realkingtoast]

Sonic doing his jaunty ass walk while squirtle desperately tries to dash attack him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@NexusVGM]

Lmfao HOW did he not catch him

[@jamessisk2013]

Genuinely laughed so hard with the Sonic games. Hey you asked you’re not allowed to be disappointed.

[@bigbiggoblin2873]

for real the Mario Bros stage was perfect for it

[@muraki3714]

The moment when he kept casually dodging squirtel had me rolling

[@mrrfyW]

666th like

[@mrrfyW]

@keep rollin shut up

[@lyoukeefen7199]

Same

[@ninjabacon4986]

The funniest part of the bald joke being a running bit is Jacob hating it and actively trying to redirect the conversation to anything else and completely failing because dash just won’t let it get. Absolutely amazing

[@nathente5826]

Yeah that ending was golden

[@sasaki999pro]

Its nice watching jacob get gaslighted for a change

[@jaune188]

I like how the final smash tier list is mentioned whenever sonic uses his final smash.

[@Tonjit41]

We still don't have an updated FS tierlist. I'm shaking and crying.

[@orinking8064]

@@Tonjit41 sora isn't out yet so we need to wait

[@zebrain2330]

I mean when I’m playing with my friends and it comes on screen we always mention it

[@jaune188]

@@zebrain2330 me too honestly

[@InoueMizuhashi]

@JaunE Ikr lmao

[@novelsolvings8024]

I love how you can tell how quickly Jacob got tired of the "Bald Podcast" bit

[@unlockedocean176]

Good point, he never got tired of it.

[@memeze9398]

who’s jacob

[@jeremyabbott4537]

@@memeze9398 ligma balds

[@wurmturm]

@@memeze9398 alpharad

[@leowolastname2250]

@@wurmturm alpharad deluxe*

[@flamingsword7341]

“I know why Falcon wears a helmet” incredible conclusion to such a dumb bit

[@reecehunter7]

"Conclusion"

[@flamingsword7341]

@@reecehunter7 yeah it really hasn't died yet huh

[@emilyd4469]

11:31 Shout out to everyone who remembers that time fletchling accomplished what Arceus couldn't in Custom Coliseum

[@supersonicfan6404]

Yoooooo

[@MangoRiko]

Yoooooo

[@Missingno_Miner]

Fletchling the slayer of immortals

[@finnconnelly9983]

Yooo

[@AGNZac]

YOOOOO!

[@LinkDawnbringer]

That sonic match on Mario Bros hazards off is probably the most in character way Sonic could ever be played, and I am here for it, so freaking funny

[@jadetealaaron2003]

"Over here Shell for Brains!!" Yes I read this in Jaleel White's Sonic Voice shut up

[@Tuxfanturnip]

@@jadetealaaron2003 read it in Penny Parker's sonic voice instead

[@jadetealaaron2003]

@@Tuxfanturnip **e v e n b e t t e r.**

[@exzyyd392]

@@Tuxfanturnip *Runs off the edge and appears on the other side* "Hehe...ONE"

[@vvvvvv66666]

So true

[@Theplatzguy]

I’m not gonna lie I think I gaslighted myself to thinking “The bald podcast” was an ongoing bit that happened before

[@popperama6478]

It definitely did come up in one of the mario maker episodes.

[@rytheyan9064]

I think ive done the same thing

[@PostalAngular]

it's in the monkey ball elisodes

[@simanolastname2399]

It's in like every other video

[@kestrel7493]

It's in one of the mario maker and one of the monkey ball episodes

[@flum6206]

"you know who is bald? His dad." Jacob- "no he's not..."

[@Novastitous]

Yes Fax… Nah, but seriously, that was fucking hilarious.

[@bungo2514]

@@Novastitous nearly had me there

[@Novastitous]

@@bungo2514 Consider yourself Trolled.

[@mrrfyW]

@keep rollin shut

[@DaRockeet]

@@Novastitous lose

[@shadelawft4736]

This episode was just altrive being chaotic while Jacob camps people out. 10/10

[@scrimblor]

"This shit straight outta Scooby Doo" THAT KILLED ME OMG

[@benjamin4624]

I really do think Dash’s biggest weakness is his humor. He could be all serious and stuff, but instead he is funny.

[@prototypex9094]

yes

[@ninjakid1003]

>he is funny Now hold there buddy

[@benjamin4624]

@@ninjakid1003 if he’s not funny then why even watch

[@douglaso_o276]

@@benjamin4624 what?

[@benjamin4624]

@@douglaso_o276 ?

[@spaceace9103]

8:53 seeing you out walk that Squirtle gave me my biggest laugh in a while.

[@SuperEljafru]

sonic walking slightly ahead of the desperately mashing squirtle is forever sealed in my heart as my favorite moment of smash ultimate

[@Vynce2003]

Sonic timing people out = ew Alpharad or Jo timing people out as sonic = I’ll watch that all day long

[@TheKorenji]

That's because they're not desperate about winning or doing it competitively, they're just being assholes and mocking people like Meta era Sonic would.

[@Vynce2003]

@@TheKorenji it’s called making content that viewers want to watch.

[@paladinthefifth6542]

As someone who doesn't play smash actively, watching you time someone out is the funniest shit ever to me

[@hooverhoover5]

8:10 Jo those are called “shiny” Pokémon

[@Megamind283]

I'm going to be honest as soon as I saw this in the video I had an aneurysm and died and I'm actually a spectre commenting this

[@floorguardian52]

yeah :D

[@lazyryan3766]

Is that a link to explicit content? I want to know if I should report it for that on top of spam

[@hasargel]

@@lazyryan3766 yes, probably its exactly what all the bots nowadays spam

[@SaucyRamenBoy]

@@lazyryan3766 its definitely a bot, whether or not its a fake youtube link or a spam advertising bot i dont know since ive never clicked on the link, but you should report it anyway

[@BeddsyYT]

"welcome to the bald podcast" has been permanently inserted in to my vocab

[@razzdazzjazz]

This is the only Alpharad Deluxe video I watched audio-only, and I think I experienced it right.

[@Pluike]

IDK what they're talking about every time out in Smash is funny.

[@Dankmemes555]

@keep rollin . Stop

[@arbitraryideas8843]

So true [Insert link that totally isn’t a cookie logger]

[@delicioushomemadestrawberr8730]

Yeah but this is the funniest

[@fortnitefan7273]

Yeah but this is the funniest you goober!

[@matthijscalje4143]

@@Dankmemes555 it's a bot, report it

[@xXthevenomousXx]

15:33 I feel this. Piranha Plant's FS is confusing since you think you're controlling Petey and don't notice you running off the side of the stage.

[@Missingno_Miner]

Yeah, for the longest time I thought Piranha Plant was literally turning into Petey. I don't know how I thought that but I did.

[@huntingdavis1722]

When alpha said vin diesel as Mario I thought of the rock as toad and I can’t stop laughing

[@AshArtzMusic]

There was a speck of dust on my screen and I thought the title was “The funniest time.out in smash history”

[@julielove4evr]

The funniest time; out in smash history

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

@@julielove4evr Time; The Way Home

[@hyperoo8011]

hate when that happens

[@Auromious]

Come.dy

[@kikirappi]

Cool me too

[@floppyfosh]

next time alpha does a charity event I want the highest stretch goal to be making The Bald Podcast

[@duskpede5146]

those sonic games were actually the funniest shit i've ever seen

[@veggietailsdj2651]

Sonic is fun he makes me smile especially when you guys use him as he was intended

[@snak64]

This truly is the funniest timeout in Smash History

[@Tonjit41]

I wish he dash danced between the sides.

[@sinraptorproject4342]

I am so glad that Alpharad, Jo and Altrive have finally decided to tackle societal issues that really matter, like how awesome it is to be bald

[@bobby.x9627]

I love how many bald jokes and all of yall got a full head of hair

[@neestar054]

0:00 The best reaction to Sonic I've seen in the Sonic community

[@rileymoore7025]

Playing against Sonic = F Tier content Playing *as* Sonic = S Tier content

[@mudkipfan2585]

My new favorite episode of the bald podcast

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

It was never the same after Brian left

[@doomgirl5341]

@@heyoyo10gaming4 Brian comes back in season 4

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

@@doomgirl5341 >:( Spoilers

[@nolan7800]

i like watching these videos while eating cinnamon toast crunch

[@callmefleet]

Yo, I actually do that too lol

[@Tonjit41]

Dad? Is that you?

[@jackm4281]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy is bald

[@callmefleet]

@@jackm4281 ok

[@nolan7800]

@@callmefleet Seriously a mood

[@JankTank]

Honestly, Sonic taking laps was literally so funny I fell out of my chair. I wish I was joking, but I had to spend five minutes cleaning up the water I spilled on my desk, xD

[@Mepphy99]

I swear when they started running in the bottom screen ... Yeah that Is peak Sonic gameplay for me

[@TheCosmicUprise]

This is unironically my favorite episode so far

[@paulnewton2284]

The Sonic games were the most thrilling entertainment I have ever seen. Timing people out is just so hype. 10/10. I am 0/10 bald. I have luscious locks like Simon Belmont and I am proud of them.

[@LancetheGallade-fs2yn]

Thanks for sharing!

[@Kmax_817]

You shouldn’t be proud. Imagine having hair.

[@paulnewton2284]

@@Kmax_817 hairist

[@Kmax_817]

@@paulnewton2284 hair-full of yourself

[@AuraChanneler]

Those sonic games were actually hilarious, which is not even remotely okay because they were literally the definition of bullying. Doesn’t make them any less funny though! :)

[@its_heeho]

They just adapted to their own opponent's rule set

[@Platitudinous9000]

this whole channel is pretty much just recorded harassment with bewildered commentary

[@muraki3714]

Pretty much. Was laughing my ass off but you bet i would’ve smashed my switch in two if i was that pt

[@Ayacakes95]

can't wait to see sonic! i love sonic! i love seeing him time out people!

[@buttersddragon]

i like how ThndrPuss! prioritized the ! over either of the vowels in thunder

[@paxgallery6646]

As a fellow sonic main, this is how I want to play the game and I appreciate you showing it off

[@Alex-kz4tn]

I feel like with how much this channel lives and breathes in irony, running away as Sonic becomes perfectly on brand and very entertaining

[@J25code2]

It's been a long time since my stomach hurt from laughing. That PT match will live forever in my mind

[@voomette_]

This is genuinely the funniest gameplay ive seen on the channel you should play sonic more often

[@blazeten2223]

even though it might seem like that pokemon trainer lost gsp, he actually just lost brain cells and his sanity...and damn that's just hilarious

[@CuriousGuy_]

10 mentally bald, 0 physically bald

[@lekoe961]

The best part about Altrive's jokes are watching people try to figure them out because there's just nothing there but people like to search

[@DrNarhwal]

Welcome to the baldcast

[@mdudegamer]

Jo's "Laugh." actually got a chuckle out of me.

[@jackrunner6414]

Donkey Kong is my favorite bald smash character

[@moreupdog]

The match with the trainer was one of the funniest moments on this channel in a while

[@junozr5869]

I don't think there's a better metaphor for life than Squirtle trying 4 times to dash attack a walking Sonic.

[@toasterwaffle016]

This was indeed, the funniest game I've ever seen in Smash history.

[@PawsOfFate]

1:00 That interaction at the beginning of the match alone got a like from me. The rest of the Sonic shenanigans was just icing on the cake.

[@pidgey1758]

DUDE THEY ADDED SONIC TO THE GAME IN THE FINAL FIGHTERS PASS I BET HES GONNA PLAY AWESOME!!!!!

[@12345abxdefghijk]

I kinda wished we got Dr. Eggman as a sonic rep, but it is what it is

[@pidgey1758]

Ikr it’d be way funnier to abuse and beat up an old guy online instead of a blue hedgehog

[@AGNZac]

I hate how much I love this video, it makes me malding like a bald guy. 10/10 video

[@dingochungis6814]

i love how they're talking about viewer duration being low as if Alpha camping someone out as sonic on Mario Bros isn't the funniest shit i've seen all week

[@jokirb2739]

That Sonic timeout was honestly one of the funniest matches I've seen

[@keydenc1468]

2:59 yea but did you see it work

[@CalaCrisp88]

Ok but that camping on the wraparound stage was actually comical and amazing lmao

[@tyler9039]

Thank you for raising awareness of sonic!! People sleep on this character like crazy

[@oliverrouth7877]

I know right, Spin-dash is so underrated!!

[@Zbroyles9]

I love how the timeout wasnt even with sonic it was with simon lmao

[@themrmrpicklepicklenoodle4481]

17:31 reminds of when a friend of mine called Zekrom "Thunder cock" unpromptly

[@JackJohnson-zh9ul]

my favorite thing about these videos is when jacob is just tryharding and not speaking while the others fuck around

[@hooverhoover5]

Please don’t be lying, Jacob. I can’t take a heartbreak Edit: You weren’t lying :) Edit 2: Jo those are shiny Pokémon Edit 2: That wasn’t a time-out. You were lying :( Edit 3: It was the only good game to ever happen with Sonic in it Edit 4: I don’t get the joke Edit 6: 👩‍🦲 Edit 7: I thought it was a Joe Rogan reference

[@ZpectreWasTaken]

@keep rollin yep You’re not funny

[@bazochaos1538]

I can’t believe he’s done this

[@pablocl3186]

(Edited)

[@bazochaos1538]

@@pablocl3186 I had a minor spelling mistak

[@youryou.104]

These videos made me want to play online with items and i have to thank you it got me back into smash its so stupid funny lmao.

[@MasterPojoway]

honestly cancer patients are like the strongest people in all of existence, they arent bald by choice but because they were willed into it, and being bald literally makes them stronger (im so sorry)

[@calebspilman7811]

Don't be

[@MasterPojoway]

@@calebspilman7811 only saying sorry to those who would get offended

[@kodra1510]

Sonic: Awesome Bald: Bath and body works

[@curriedcat5305]

Personally I think camping and timing people out is a beautiful art so I’m one of the 4 people who actually enjoyed the content

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I think Altrive's biggest strength is his awesomeness. It's what keeps him a relatively awesome Among Us/Bloons Tower Defense player: every time he does awesome, we acknowledge how awesome he is. He's like the real-life Ganondorf: an awesome guy with an awesomeness complex.

[@SpifoxPB]

Yo alpharads sonic is schnasty. Kengo should take notes.

[@simanolastname2399]

This is the greatest timeout of All Time

[@delta9731]

When he said “i know why falcon wears a helmet”, I knew what the joke was gonna be and I hated it

[@MrSimplyPut]

I don't know why but this was by far my favorite episode on this series

[@omggamer6166]

To anyone who reads this comment have a good day

[@KimiOmega]

That's some "Looney Tunes" type shit lol 7:00

[@jonopboy]

5

[@j.j.proehl2849]

7.4374

[@ShirakoriMio]

you know if you really stop to think about it, Samus is more bald than Simon because Simon has hair on every inch of his body. :)

[@Kixer1003]

I swear that Sonic’s winpose at 3:21 makes him look like a mascot costume

[@garandsho723]

I don't think I've laughed as hard at a video as I did with the sonic timeout💀

[@_Bran]

These videos are like a Jo and Altrive podcast with smash playing in the background

[@average5206]

Jo really just said "i hope they add different colored pokemon"

[@dankmanOSU]

if you combine sonic, and metal sonic, it spells out katana

[@CanisInfernus]

True

[@JosieBobaGames]

At the end of the video after the you know why captain falcon wears a helmet line an ad popped up that started with "The perfect podcast is out there."

[@jadetealaaron2003]

6:57 THIS is Most Sonic way to play as Sonic lmao it's fuckin on point

[@housequay]

I think the last 2 seconds of this video make up the greatest punch line to a well built up joke you guys have ever made.

[@roma6232]

Your sonic is SCHNASTY! I especially liked that time you combed that hero player off the side, bet they feel dumb now!

[@MasterHand4444]

I wish the bald podcast was on Google Podcasts, but KZbin will suffice for today. Another great episode fellas; really lets us hair-havers know what the bald experience is truly like.

[@WilliamThompsonKeryon]

You know things are bad when Alpharad is the straight man to a bit

[@criticalfailure5882]

I genuinely want more sonic gameplay that is the hardest I think I’ve ever laughed. It literally hit me harder than the Nintendo Direct

[@starman1599]

I'm a fan and this is my favorite

[@ryanames4168]

when sonic was speedwalking away from the squirtle i lost it LMAOO

[@crazytexan711]

this is easily the best video of this series holy shit

[@rytheyan9064]

I love the metal sonic mario joke its so funny

[@arm_and_toe]

I don't interact with any of these videos, but I will say, these 2 sonic games were funny enough to take my words out to the comments. Thank you Baldcast 🙏

[@vantacyan]

This is the fan favorite episode

[@Strange2259]

I was playing smash with my friend earlier, I chose random, I got Richter, and we were going to summit. I quickly learned just how much alpha has taught me about camping.

[@tobimakkura]

As a bald man, I have no clue how I feel about all this praise.