The future of AAA is 100% cooked

[@GroundCap]

Ubisoft already knew it. This why they created a "Quadruple A" game

[@DC-hw7fw]

Knew*

[@Dumb-Comment]

Grammar is hard😂

[@donniedarko4497]

Shadow edit 😅

[@macibax]

we were too harsh on Ubi (not)

[@GroundCap]

Osama bin grammar

[@yeeminyamin5515]

A woman with a sword A woman with a sword and A woman with a sword... AAA games 2025.

[@zxyatiywariii8]

I'm a woman and even I'm already sick of 2025 AAA games.

[@LordOfSweden]

We also have a woman with a sword and an African in Japan with a Sword.

[@karakiri283]

Not only woman "with a sword" but "asian woman with a sword"

[@yeeminyamin5515]

@LordOfSweden This why we can't get date.. they all out swinging swords these days.

[@darthkek1953]

@@zxyatiywariii8 Yes but are you a woman with a sword?

[@JohhnyBloke]

AAA slop with Karens from HR being in charge vs Indie developers with huge balls. It's an easy choice.

[@sumerianbotfarm]

HR departments ruin shit.

[@Bonesawisready926]

HR is a position that attracts egomaniacs too. They offer nothing to increase the value of the product a company is creating, but can strangle a company with who they choose to hire. If I could wave a magic wand and make AI replace one department in every company, it would be HR.

[@zxyatiywariii8]

Some devs should found a studio where there will never be -- _can never be_ -- an HR department, and all hiring will be done by meritocracy only. That's how gaming could heal.

[@Bonesawisready926]

@@zxyatiywariii8 Right now, that is solo and small team devs, but they can only exist as long as Steam continues it's current publication practices. Fear for what happens after Gaben retires or passes away. Hopefully his kids are Christopher Tolkien levels of cool and continue his legacy, otherwise greedy beyond reason corpos own all the publication avenues.

[@Harding1077]

PEPE to the moooooon!

[@BocchiTheBox]

Stellar Blade is the superior woman with a sword game

[@abdullahshabaneh8648]

2B >

[@MrEvans1]

Bayonetta says hi😅

[@ITSBurgerPT]

zoomer never heard of bayonete LULE

[@rebeltheharem7028]

There are too many to count, but all of them are from Asia, and almost nothing from the west.

[@innocentbystander3317]

I donno... Heavenly Sword at least had sword in the title. More sword for your sword!

[@MrDrekki]

south of midnight is DEI bullshit, they specifically called a consultant because canadians can't do research on the south, so they had to change protagonist somehow...

[@yourfeedYT]

The future of gaming is indie studios making better games than AAA studios

[@UserNameHere-yb5fu]

Kingdom come deliverance 2 electric boogaloo amirite

[@flufkyn]

That's not the future that's already the case

[@NickB_864]

Black Myth Wukong prime example

[@ObstagoonGuy]

That future is the present and already a reality

[@rezalmao]

Black myth wukong is triple a and its mid​@@NickB_864

[@Tragicarp]

What happened to Donkey Kong? He was frequently seen partying with Diddy.

[@TheMenaceHimself0]

Banana-off

[@sagen06]

Dont drop the banana peel 🍌

[@chefpunjab]

If nobody played the games this comment is wild😅😅😅

[@TatsuyaWow]

just nintendo remaster donkeykong for 80$ price

[@Walexander3243]

@@chefpunjab it's clever af lolol

[@ArstaynOfLothric]

I have a feeling 2025 is gonna be more cooked than Asmon's $2 steak

[@NickNov]

Underrated comment.

[@LordOfSweden]

That says something. Well... at least I still have KCD2

[@ArstaynOfLothric]

@@LordOfSweden I honestly hope KCD 2 delivers. I have the first one sitting in my game library that I still have yet to touch. Need to try and get around to it.

[@JadoCast]

Asmon’s steaks been breaking steak knives since 2020.

[@LordOfSweden]

@@ArstaynOfLothric Well. I love the first game, so I think im gonna like the second. Hopefully. Maybe they tricked us all and it's super DEI, who knows, lmao. 😂😢

[@scubasteve2189]

This is a good reminder that even IF the gaming industry is starting to wake up and see that DEI was a disaster, we STILL have a few years of DEI slop in game releases to come, because development cycles are so slow. 🙄

[@creamyusbport4647]

that’s what i’ve been thinking, all these games started development around the same time before they could know DEI was a bad idea, and now they’re all coming out and it’s too late to save them.

[@mrjohnnyk]

Live by the sword, die by woman with sword.

[@mr.merlot]

I noticed recently a trend that more diverse leads have been put in games am I just noticing it more because it has gained attention or has it always been like that? IDK what I do know is Wizardly has a modern adaption guess I will be playing that until MH

[@johndoe-dj3iy]

they always knew it was going to result in waaay less sales yet still did it anyway which is all you need to know that its not about making a successful game but pushing ideologies and getting that esg $

[@RealBadGaming52]

True, you wont see a change till 2029 at the least,by then the astroid will be wiping us out

[@Kyle7565]

South of midnight has confirmed SBI involvement. It’s the game where Kim Belair convinced them to race swap the lead. The main character was originally Cajun not creole

[@mr.merlot]

It looks like reskinned flintlock

[@gazz3867]

In a way we have to be thankful for how blunt they are about it. I'm not judging a game based on one YT comment but sadly it IS a red flag nowadays so caution is advised.

[@henriqueferreira5165]

@@gazz3867 I have a 3 flag rule. SBI? 1 redflag. Woman with man proportions? thats one more redflag. That leaves us with only 1 redflag left. like bad optimization, bad gameplay loop, etc. This rule has saved me a lot of money.

[@gobagem6132]

​@@gazz3867if it has progressive propaganda, I'm judging it harshly

[@McDLT999999999999999]

Representation is very important to me. Which is why I only play games with a straight white male protagonist.

[@jessquiatchon2204]

The first ever "women hitting people with a sword" type game.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

[@histhoryk2648]

Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii looks like exactly what people wanted from Skull & Bones

[@TheHollowBlade]

Yea but skull and bones is a AAAA game. Yakuza only wishes it was on the level of skull and bones.

[@purplekush8553]

And more! Majima my beloved!

[@Scooppi]

People think GTA6 will be GOTY but it's actually Pirate Yakuza EZ

[@GlizzMeUpScotty]

Coulda been a DLC

[@mr.merlot]

Majima as a pirate yeah that tracks -average Yakuza fan

[@BigALBoomer]

Whoever said Avowed is a 1st person Veilguard is absolutely correct

[@gregg6398]

Why

[@giovanniritchieputra8981]

​@@gregg6398 because it is

[@gregg6398]

@@giovanniritchieputra8981 thats not good. I just don't know anything about avowed so I asked. Sounds unfortunate though. I dont buy dei games

[@giovanniritchieputra8981]

@@gregg6398 you at least must know 1 thing, Avowed director fire Chris Avellone (new Vegas writer)

[@gregg6398]

@giovanniritchieputra8981 thanks for the info. Well at least I can play the new MH wilds.

[@PeppperOnii]

I've said it to all my friends and I'll say it again; nobody had a problem with men or women in gaming until Sweet Baby came in and immaturely inserted their DEI agenda. SBI has, funnily enough, set back diversity in gaming.

[@tjpatton8562]

Never heard of them

[@Pr0x1m1f1c4710n]

@@tjpatton8562 Probably best to keep yourself apprised with what happens to things you care about.

[@KUPSMusic]

Funny thing is that this is been going on longer than anyone realizes (including myself probably) Shit started with the "summer of love riots" and now because of that you get all this sort of "sterilization" in gaming similar to movies and comics. Its like a slow moving rot in the industry that just sticks itself to anything and sucks the life out of it, then moves on to the next host (examples are Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and on the gaming side Ubisioft is the worse of it). As Asmon said SBI is just a small portion of the problem, not the entire thing. There are many other SBI "like" groups (Baby ghosts, Hit Detection, BGG, Etc.)

[@templarwarriororder]

@@tjpatton8562 Yeah most woke people haven't heard of them because there pushing your message lol

[@mrjohnnyk]

I miss the way things felt in the 90's and 00's when diversity was just natural, not forced, and nobody cared about it because of that.

8:19 not because she's black but because it is in a roster of SBI games.

[@SuperRedNovaDragon]

If it walks like dei, looks like dei, its probably dei slop

[@ksneidndkdoknnw]

@@SuperRedNovaDragon you think anything with a non-white character in it is dei. you're taking all the power out of the term dei to the point that now it's a meaningless word.

[@davidburton9690]

@@ksneidndkdoknnw I want the game to prove it wrong. If the game is good, it will cut through the noise. Otherwise, the trend just continues.

[@Leathal]

@ksneidndkdoknnw the problem is getting project financing. Even if you’re not a large enough studio to have a de jure policy from a DEI/HR mommy, you still have multiple sources of soft and hard pressure from bankerbois, industry groups, and the lovely games journalists. The soft pressure is strong enough to be affecting Japanese devs at this point. It’s truly unfortunate, but it’s legitimately “less wrong” to assume any game with certain character archetypes will be more of the usual slop

@@Leathal well lets be honest, even SBI hate train was extremely low IQ move on the part of gamers/youtubers. SBI was not destroying games, studios fired old guard and hired newbs with barely dried ink on their college diploma. So extremely leftie crowd. Studios went full woke before SBI showed there, but gamers prefered to cope with reality by lying to themselves that it was some outside power ruining games from studios they liked/loved and not studios themselves.

[@bleekeat4964]

I legitimately been having more fun playing video games released in 2009ish era more then modern games and its pretty pathetic

[@thejackal5099]

Same. Currently having a blast playing the Mass Effect games after people pointed out how poorly the newest Dragon Age compared to it.

[@Corteslatinodude]

Ikr. Its so sad, really makes me not look forward for GTA 6 or any game. Cause it just gonna be a disappointment.

[@truckywuckyuwu]

I'm doing a modded morrowind playthrough right now. Great fun.

[@Corteslatinodude]

@@truckywuckyuwu oh yes mods. Such a blessing in these dark times.

[@tkirchmann]

Replaying 2009-ish games in VR is crazy with graphics mods to update textures and lighting. Skyrim and Fallout 4 are great examples.

[@martinbauzon7450]

Didn’t know triple A batteries would make it this far

[@LIlFro-]

I didn't either

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

9 volt still around as well 🤣

[@kuma39186]

Bro I got a 4.5V battery at hand it’s crazy

[@lghtngfan]

Or fall from grace so far

[@DerMeisterEdits]

I'd rather run a marathon with steel wool and a D battery in my pocket than play a AAA game.

[@samanthashoner5245]

"Someone posted it on Reddit" is the new "My uncle works for Nintendo" 😂

[@LittleLuxia]

Truly an underrated comment

[@pdg3513]

If Silksong comes out in 2025 that too id also is a game where you play as a woman bug with a "sword" needle.....

[@sinkhole420]

That's a pretty big if

[@SienaEaton]

Whoever said Avowed is a first-person Veilguard is entirely correct.

[@SuperRedNovaDragon]

I really hope not... Ive been waiting for avowed for a long time and will be really sad if its a bad dei slopfest

[@WanderTheNomad]

1 week old bot account copying real comments

[@gobagem6132]

​@@WanderTheNomadyou act like people don't get banned by Communist KZbin everyday?

[@yunusgokcen174]

Gaming is a luxury anyway. If AAA game devs want to dunk on their games and customers they are free to do so. Just don't expect any sales, because gamers have become extremely intolerant of anything woke and DEI, and are no longer willing to pay for microtransactions. Greed in gaming can be tolerated to a point, but mix in woke and it's not going to happen.

[@zxyatiywariii8]

True, and our backlogs are deep.

[@LordOfSweden]

If I detect any woke, Im not buying. If it has a woman mainchar, im not buying. So yeah...

[@devinward461]

​@@LordOfSweden I'll buy if the female protagonist looks like Eve or 2B, but ONLY in that case

[@KironX1]

Can you define woke or DEI for me? Especially with a game like intergalactic which we’ve only seen a teaser for. I’m being serious I don’t understand these two terms being used for a 60 second clip so I’d like some context if you could.

[@henkdachief]

yeah why is asmongold even sorry for the developers? i could not care less, asmon is woke now

[@justaquietpeacfuldance]

Future is smaller AA size studios making AAA game once every few years. Blood of The Dawnwalker has a teaser coming out Jan 13th.

[@Dankus_Memeus_II]

I forgot shadows existed I guess it will stay that way even after it has been released

[@Verbux]

Kingdom Come Deliverance sequel releases Feb 4th and I have high high hopes

[@scottkrafft6830]

Wasn't that how things were in the 90s and early 2000s?

[@Bhaalspawn-1]

Warhorse and Larian studios are the future, so hyped for kcd 2

[@rushpatriot2866]

Funny you mentioned that I just downloaded greedfall for the first time and not bad man I like it

[@mauricioc.1481]

If you make games no one ask, dont be surprised when no one buys.

[@rileyleviner6828]

Facts

[@brosamabs1144]

asked for *but yes exactly

[@AverageJoe483]

I’m asking for Half life 3 .

[@Just4Now-x1z]

@@AverageJoe483Bro, ain't no Half-Life 3 ever coming lol

[@haunt97]

No one asked for a combo poker game

[@raitonodefeat6503]

Woman and swords probably common on those era right, there can't be this many titles that has woman with a sword main character if they are not pushing some agenda.

[@derpherp7432]

I wonder if it's going to work out for them financially. 75% to 90% of the playerbase in these kinds of genres is male, and they almost all choose a male character if there is an option to choose between female or male like mass effect. Ussually a game has to counter weight that taste preference by appealing in other ways. Thing is that AAA game dev struggles to produce enough quality and novelty to counter weight that preference these days, western devs are too up themselves to appeal with hot characters anymore, and the market is incredibly competitive lately with many other options.

[@IncognitoActivado]

@@derpherp7432 Totally truth.

[@mrjohnnyk]

@@derpherp7432 Spoiler: it won't.

[@LastSecBloomer]

"Women good, strong. Men bad, weak." There's the agenda.

[@cyanmage1]

well about that umm you see that sells really well in eastern markets where gamers prefer to have female characters to play as

[@SolantisA]

Well... the future of AAA was already cooked when it became AAA... As soon as investors and the stock market got involved, they already started the timer for their inevitable downfall... When you start to treat a creative field purely as a business endeavour and your main focus is to increase the profit margins from quarter to quarter, then you've already f*cked up.

[@ce6ej]

This is exactly what ruins literally EVERYTHING

[@youtubasoarus]

Hit the nail on the head there. Corporations really are the shit bags of the world wrecking everything.

[@Potato_Quality7]

Always was that way.

[@shirotonbo6315]

not enough games where I can play as a woman hitting things with a sword

[@TheMenaceHimself0]

Not enough bald lesbian girlboss

[@rodrigofreitas3288]

Not enough swords with alopecia

[@saladass9015]

all studios are chasing that sekiro hype from 2019

[@mr.merlot]

Hey there not allowed to be called swords that such draconic language, They prefer to be called daggers

[@Volfur2251]

@@saladass9015 can't blame them, Sekiro was great

[@TurtleChad1]

Who remembers when companies made games for entertainment and not just to push the message?

[@MrCow579]

those were the good days

[@spit782]

I remember when they made games to push a message (a good message ,not this kind of crap) and for entertainment at the same time

[@LynnLyns]

Or to make the investors happy with the insane amount of microtransactions they add in a single-player only game. "Please investors, look at the amount of microtransactions we added to this game, we're going to swim in money once the players buy all this cosmetic stuff and exp bonus!"

[@SuperSilvi1990]

I'm starting to forget to be honest. 2010 was 15 years ago man....

[@NeonEclipse910]

I look forward to the year of games coming out that openly hate men. Going to save me a lot of money. Nah, I'll just spend that money on gatcha games with waifus. At least they don't hate their audience.

[@meth3rlence]

"What happened to Donkey Kong?" -- Didn't you know? DK was his stage name - his real name was Harambe :(

[@akimbo_K9]

😨

[@thenonexistinghero]

DK is almost 2 decades older...

[@henkdachief]

i think he is busy running his theme park.. i thought asmon stays up to date with gaming news smh

[@sagen06]

Ever since he adopted Diddy Kong hes been real quiet...

[@meth3rlence]

@@sagen06 Ain't no party like a Diddy party.

[@Zanaror]

The fact that everyone assumes that South of Midnight is gonna be bad because it has a black woman in it is exactly the negative effect that those forced DEI games made and legitimate passionate developers now pay the price.

[@surprisebox920]

It's got sweet baby inc working on it 😅

[@Evan-i4e]

I seem to remember Nurgels most devote streamer covering how it, was a game about a poor single woman who was likely native American white in Louisiana in a monster apocalypse. who sbi got involved then replaced with some random black lady that doesn't fit the plot, then they got rid of the entire story which was already most likely a commentary on the discrimination and struggle of native Americans the working class and rural people, and Asmond keeps bringing up at least four times now and keeps being reminded by viewers and comments but this game he magically forgets unlike the other sbi games; like brother if you want to play the game just do it, stop doing these weird schemes to have your cake and eat it too, now I suspect he uniquely is scheming for just this game and wants to play just this game because it is uniquely getting rid of commentary on the poor or rural people or natives or a mixture of a few or all which for once isn't anything he is.

[@mrjohnnyk]

Well pattern recognition is a thing.

[@douglasmurdoch7247]

@@Evan-i4eit’s “Asmon” for short, rather than “Asmond”. There’s no random D at the end. It’s Asmon-gold.

[@Volfur2251]

no people think its gonna be bad because it was announced that sweet baby inc had already forced them to make changes

[@__-nd5qi]

4:21 they got canceled for having diddy jr

[@justjoshinrnd6958]

Seen at a Diddy party confirmed

[@tgs5725]

This comment is so slept on. This is hilarious lol

[@TheMoonisFlat223]

I'm mad for not thinking of this. Well done 😂

[@Battlefox64_RL]

“He was seen at one of those diddy parties” Is what I was going to say but op beat me

[@justinmartin845]

As a consumer I have several companies that no matter what they are dead to me, Bioware and Blizzard are at the top of those lists. They have either attacked the consumer or shown they are just operating on greed and not passion for making video games. It shows what happens when you take all the good will built up over the years and just smash it into a million pieces.

[@LordOfSweden]

Yeah. And CDPR. And Bethesda.

[@swiftrealm]

@@LordOfSweden CDPR actually cared enough to fix the mess that was CP2077 so they get a pass. Bethesda released Starfield which was mid so that's fine.

[@LordOfSweden]

@@swiftrealm Well. That's not enough for me. It should have released in a good state, and they didn't handle the backlash good at all for a long time. Also they supported BLM, that's when they lost alll my trust even more. I don't trust them at all at this point. No interest buying future games from them, especially not when most of the witcher devs left for companies like Rebel Wolves (who have they first stream in like 19 days about their new RPG) and dark passanger.

[@archeops.]

​@@swiftrealmbruh all those devs left CDPR this year

[@noname-gp6hk]

No company is dead to me. All that matters are the products. Never pre-order anything. If something is good, get it and have fun, if not then just ignore it and do something else. If any of these companies make something worth a damn then I'll play it. It's just extremely unlikely they can do so anymore lmao.

[@oso1248]

I don’t feel bad for devs. Choices were made.

[@mrjohnnyk]

Exactly. They made their beds, now they have to sleep in them.

[@Rogerio45341]

Those batteries suck yo, AA is better.

[@Nifava]

I swear to god I never understood why some people were so much into retro games until 4 years ago I realized replaying Sleeping Dogs, The Witcher 3, L.A. Noir or Red Dead Redemption now feels amazing compared to the new AAA stuff.

[@ivibs1984]

I haven't played Sleeing Dogs yet but the other three were so good.

[@Volfur2251]

@@ivibs1984 Sleeping dogs is pretty good, specially for a game that wasn't ment to exist originally

[@IceMoonie]

Dunkey is still the GOAT. Nobody can make such a simple video and tear down an entire industry like him.

[@facemite]

I haven't watched any of his stuff since he simped hard for the last of us 2.

[@AsAugustSleeps]

@@facemiteI love his comment about how that game is going to age well. I think it’s more hated now than it’s ever been because of all the garbage that it paved the way for.

[@SousChef_0]

3:00 yeah, we had it. It was called dislike button

[@wquitw0727]

basically, by the end of 2025 we ll know how to wield a sword

[@30-06Lover]

9:20 "Woman-based game with swords" 😂

[@sneaky4279]

I thought dunkey was just joking at first, but the amount of games with a female mc (with a sword) coming out next year is crazy. It's just getting ridiculous at this point. Lol

[@Speaker264]

"Verified Reddit Mod" - a fate worse that death

[@anarky3585]

Kinda crazy how many games there are coming out where your literally just a woman hitting things with a stick.

[@mrjohnnyk]

Today's AAA is creatively bankrupt and I am pretty sure it's just the same group of people in cahoots with each other sharing their same lame ideas.

[@SWANSWAN-nc7ds]

Bayonetta is like the only game where the female character feel unique she turn her hair into a giant hand to punch people ,and she has high heel gun. I don't feel like Asia games is any better a lot of them play very safe instead of ugly women with sword, and a bland personality like the west they are beautiful women with insanely bland personality

[@somedopemojo43]

8:08 wrong, it's DEI bs because sweet baby worked on it

[@yuusha95]

11:55 But GTA is coming in 2027 is confirmed in a Reddit post

[@Anchous-pm2ed]

GTA 6 will be released in 2022 - 2023 It was said on reddit in 2020 😂😂😂

[@Shikori_Tsuru]

For those who do not believe this: the person who made the Reddit post is a verified Reddit moderator.

[@Volfur2251]

does anyone even care about gta 6 at this point..

[@MHN1946]

8:14 it is a DEI bullshit game don’t feel bad for the devs

[@khatdubell]

"People have already made up their mind that they aren't going to play it" Yes, its pattern recognition. To quote Vee "How do you know its S, it hasn't come out of me yet" We know its S, because you're squatting over my plate, with your pants down, grunting.

[@gameredan]

We have the Eastern Game Dev that hopefully will carry the torch, we have many promising games from them just this year.

[@mr.merlot]

The japanese developers have carried me during this drought, Yakuza slaps

[@rumorcontrol7873]

Wait, Diddy and Luigi are both in jail. Bros it's time for Final D IRL

[@LittleLuxia]

They're cell mates 😅

[@Official_RetroMania]

The future is in certain small number of AAA games but mostly in the hands of AA, indie and older AAA titles.

[@1KonArtis]

one thing i don't understand is why AAA studios and Corporations accepted the fact they need to budget more than $500,000,000(exaggerating but you get the point) to produce games, only to ultimately fail. Did we the consumer convince them that we needed this to happen? I feel we've hit a point where AAA studios are no longer producing games we want, and indie studios are now taking the risk necessary to buy up that market space that's so needed

[@ElliotKeaton]

_"Did we the consumer convince them that we needed this to happen? "_ "Hardcore gamers" were screaming for it and they had the loudest voice because they dominated the forums and comment sections and shamed anyone who was against it. Remember back when Iwata said that the rapid growth that the game industry had gotten so used to was largely due to population trends, economic growth and the kids who grew up with the industry now being old enough to buy more games and multiple consoles? Iwata said that the game industry continuing with this trajectory in mind was unsustainable and that it could only go in one of two directions to sustain itself. It could either devote some of its resources to making games for non-gamers and lapsed-gamers and eventually convert them into core-gamers (what Iwata called the expanded audience and what everyone else derided as "filthy casuals", normal everyday people who either never got into video games or who stopped buying them for one reason or another) or it would inevitably end up squeezing as much money as it could out of the pyramid cap (the "best" consumers who spent the most money on games). "Hardcore gamers" were in love with the second route because it meant the industry would be focused entirely on courting them. They absolutely hated the first route. People who were never going to buy a Nintendo console were livid that only two consoles were entirely dedicated to them. It was like seeing a kid with two scoops of ice cream crying because his little sister got one and he didn't get three.

[@kiamehrgh3081]

Mate spider man 2 costed 300 million dollars without marketing. Your number is not exaggerated

[@felixmustermann790]

@@ElliotKeaton you didnt actually explain the question... you just made a convulated way of saying gamers want to be catered to but this doesnt answer the question of why shit games cost multiple hundreds of millions when other studios, mostly smaller ones, can give you better games for a fraction of that money...

[@mrjohnnyk]

@@ElliotKeaton Yup, well said. As someone who has been into the gaming scene and forums for decades what you said is entirely accurate. The "hardcore" audience basically ushered in everything that is now in force, and AAA is now centered entirely around them. We are simply seeing how niche of an audience they have always been and why they shouldn't have had such a loud voice compared to everyone else.

[@ElliotKeaton]

@@felixmustermann790 You asked if consumers convinced them that this needed to happen. I told you they did.

[@Vurt.451]

"Fast & Intergalactic" ... that's Fast & Furious 16 where the main protagonist is the great grand-daughter of Vin Diesel and Michel Rodriguez and she will single-handedly save the universe, because _FAMILY_ !!

[@CrispyChips007]

You eat this cooking and youll get food poisoning

[@ZerofeverOfficial]

Grand Theft Carriage, set in medieval times, you have a sword. Rockstar, you can have this one for free. ⚔

[@johnnystorm5543]

It's already out, called Rustler (Grand Theft Horse).

[@innocentbystander3317]

Nah, I'll wait for GTAV2 on the "Neo-Switch-Box-Station One X Pro 2 Digital Deluxe."

[@hooseyodaddy5418]

9:50 that pause before "...that hits people with a sword" Hahaha I can't

[@Ghost_Hybrid]

Donkey Kong had too much masculine energy for the modern audience.

[@Dorian_Scott]

"I got this info from someone on Reddit..." is like using Wikipedia as a source for an essay.

[@NeoN-PeoN]

The thing about South of Midnight that Asmon doesn't know is that we KNOW FOR A FACT that the Black woman MC IS 100% DEI. That's right, the devs originally made a White woman. Then they hired a certain consulting firm...... Now the MC is a Black woman. WOW, you know you gotta pay top dollar for brilliance like that, right? lol

[@Oscaragious]

Stellar Blade did woman with a sword before it was cool

[@yrh002b8]

And it stole that from 2B.

[@喜陽虚_0x912]

​​@@yrh002b8 and 2B stole it from Bloodrayne

[@abdullahshabaneh8648]

@@喜陽虚_0x912 i very much doubt that

[@TheMenaceHimself0]

​@@喜陽虚_0x912 and Bloodrayne stole that from Skyrim

[@honeypunch-06]

​@@喜陽虚_0x912 Oh my , that game needs a reboot. It was really fun.

[@Boss_Fight_Index_muki]

Bloodborne being a day 1 launch title on Switch2 would be hilarious

[@VexedVergil]

"Women hitting (x) with a sword" just kept going and cracking me up 😂

[@Dandoskyballer]

I prefer my women characters to be Mages, Healers, Rogues, & Rangers (Amazons). Women can be powerful, but it needs to make sense. They don't wield Big-Boy Bonkers & Guts style Greatswords. They're smart & sneaky, some are seductive (Bards).

[@theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778]

To be fair Nintendo isnt in the console wars business, they don't care about being up to date with tech, they only care for making games. And good games they make. Which is why the sell so well even with adults. Just pumping out iconic games.

[@cat-meowhood]

Indie games are the new benchmark of great games now, because triple AAA are competing which falls the hardest.

[@AnonYmous-xw1jn]

Triple A has turned into triple Gay

[@justacomment123]

I remember a time when a woman with a sword in a game was exciting

[@terminator7578]

The only AAA games that are cooked are the ones developed by either Ubisoft or Activision pretty much The other studios still have much hope

[@momhips7131]

2:53 the Asmon army will have one of these created by sometime in 2025.

[@overlordmae9090]

"Don’t blame me for what I’ve done. I watched the games I loved slowly decay before my eyes. It was either stop playing or embrace the truth, and I knew that through rejecting the old way, I might find something better. Something alive. It’s life that matters, and what I’ve learned is that innovation is life-because life is change, evolution, and the emergence of new ideas, new experiences, ever unfolding. We clung to those AAA franchises, those once-great monuments, because they were all we knew. We feared change. We feared what they could become without their legacy. The industry is dying. A slow death, but it’s dying. I did what I had to, that’s all. I opened my eyes and saw what a fool we were, worshipping these bloated corporations, endlessly waiting for updates, for patches, for content that would never come. Haha! The realization still sends a thrill through me. It's the liberation of breaking free. I am done with them now. Now I truly game!" -Source(altered): Dawn of war: Soulstorm

[@T_joBeats]

Thank goodness quadruple A just came out!

[@FluffyAbsol]

The Switch 2 has to be the most "rumor-bait" crap ever. Worse than GTA 6. And it's been going since 2017.

[@LittleLuxia]

I know its a meme, but we're probably gonna get Switch 2 before GTA 6

[@Shiirow]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who says the Switch 2 is coming out in June. I guess it's pretty legitimate.

[@ElliotKeaton]

-Hitting people with swords. -Hitting people with swords. -Hitting people with swords. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate was ahead of its time.

[@thelightwielder]

3:22 Bro you're rich, you could make that site yourself

[@Mandrewlochner]

I'm getting a little tired of watching almondgold be worth 6 million. Nobodys life is easy, but I'd rather cry in a real house.

[@cammyshill3099]

I like swords and I like ladies, I especially love ladies with swords, I just wished I didn't monkey paw it by wishing for more female main characters only for it to result into a bunch of games making them deliberately ugly for some reason. Good thing I think Ciri looks good in 4 though.

[@EvgeneXI]

She literally looks like Madonna. But not 80’s Madonna. She looks like 2024 Madonna.

[@ArtSawce]

whats the song at 5:06?

[@jeltzart]

I must know, too😢

[@jdog7797]

It reminds me of pilot wings NES very retro.

[@tbarf]

Darude Sandstorm

[@ArtSawce]

@@tbarf bro its 2025

[@tbarf]

@@ArtSawce and it’s still funny 😎

[@OnionGod20]

Brah ONE male protagonist Just ONE like 99.99% of gamers are MEN gaming industry what are you doing

[@FanSeitz]

10:49 No, Naughty Dog has for sure lost that magic touch completely since 2020.

[@natedawg8778]

The common theme of gaming in 2025 is going to be: you're a woman or a Trans.

[@Krokodilius]

i love dunkey's social commentary and that most of the people he's mocking don't even realize it.

[@GeckoClever]

cringe

[@kbutta01]

GTA 6 delay confirmed. Asmon said he has a feeling and his feeling are always 100% track record confirmed.

[@profssrfink8073]

not gonna lie I had no idea there were this many sword games

[@KitKatNisa]

On a scale of no sword to sword, this video gets a sword.

[@turek9393]

People have been saying the Switch 2 was gonna have the specs of a PS4 and play 4K 60fps in handheld mode for 10 years now. I can’t wait for the cope when it’s only 1080p 30fps and marginally better specs than the current console.

[@ED-gw9rg]

Tears of the Kingdom runs on the CURRENT Switch, ppl who care too much abt the specs don't know how Nintendo works. If any spec, I just want longer battery life and more FPS.

[@garenwillow]

.... Stellar Blade by the way

[@granddaddyotaku636]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Nintendo Switch 2 is coming out in February 2025! I know this because my mailman told me! He's a trusted source because he used to work at a Gamestop in Iowa! Let's Goooo!!! 😎 🔥

[@GamerOfEarth]

Wooo grats I wanna get one maybe someday

[@Yu__Narukami]

I'd trust your mailman more than a verified reddit mod

[@danielholowitski3855]

Thanks for the info. How do i preorder, just give my credit card to you?

[@memeticks3610]

4:01 "what ever happened to Donkey Kong" Diddy Kong received allegations from Nintendo HQ and Donkey Kong has since gone into hiding.

[@TheMenaceHimself0]

Diddy Kong ain't living down the Diddy party accusations 😂

[@Spartan1312]

That new Fable looks like someone committed a war crime with the Ugly stick.

[@M_MWhiskey]

I mean when ya think of big YT gamers on story games, RPGs,etc most of them have switched to indie games.

[@codylaxton3287]

Year of the woman with a sword lmao 😂

[@RealBadGaming52]

New years revolution play no games with women in them

[@tso8174]

We need a lady boy with a sword game. Bangkcok style.

[@BlowitAllUp]

Ladyboys aren't delusional people so it doesn't count.

[@alwaysalonesoki1217]

Phantom Blade 0 main character is a guy with long hair named Tian

[@Booma4142]

"-but then she pulls out a bigass sword!"

[@papa-deuce]

4:41 literally reddit.

[@siderthedoor6798]

0:39 who is this and why does he look like an animated character from ratatouille or something

[@lyndonedwards9779]

Thee Ghost Robo himself !

[@sideswipe2615]

Zach from a channel called SwitchForce

[@MiotkeIRL]

AAA stands for sword

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

Whut?

[@ryanspinoza6586]

7:16 Still waiting for the day that a big streamer play one of the Yakuza series, bro has no idea how much content and entertainment it can bring on the stream. It's so slept on right now.

[@mr.merlot]

There has been a few Vtubers who have played it on stream, IT IS SO DELIGHTFUL I played Yakuza 0 shortly after playing sleeping dogs cause I had a itch, What a great game series

[@griff-f7n]

@@mr.merlottraditional streamers playing it would be much better, you can interact with an authentic personality and see their true expressions etc

[@s1ckboirari]

3:04 they have this for movie leaks, people with percentage ratings for what they say ends up being true (some above 75% so they're usually considered trusted sources) I think its about time we're due something like this for video games

[@george_MF_washington]

South of midnight isn’t a DEI game. It’s literally based on New Orleans. DEI has traumatized everyone godamn

[@czxczfdddas]

Why would for example a man from Europe play a black woman though lmao It's also a sweet baby inc game if you didn't know. But there are already so many games where you play a woman why the hell would I choose that one?

[@mikedelgrande5296]

Am I the only one that’s happy so many games have swords? Tbh I wouldn’t mind if I never played a shooter again.

[@wolfgod6443]

It's like poetry, it rhymes. Some people are not observant enough to recognize we've been here before, just with a different flavor.

[@KenLinx]

You've never played a good shooter in years it sounds like. The industry has gotten complacent with FPS. Ultrakill is an example of a good shooter I wouldn't mind having more of.

[@mikedelgrande5296]

@@KenLinx Na, I'm just not into it. I've been gaming for a very long time. I got into shooters back in Doom/Quake days but really went full in during the 360 era. Back then I was into multiplayer and competitive games. Around the time the battlepass became a thing I just started losing interest. I just don't like the idea of battlepasses. I also have no desire to play multiplayer these days. It's a trifecta of everything I don't want in a game. Guns for weapons, battlepass, and multiplayer. So I have no use for shooters. I'm into fantasy settings. Swords and magic. Single player RPGs, JRPGs, Metroidvanias, Platformers, SoulsLikes, etc... I'm sure there's some really good shooters. I heard Helldivers 2 was great. It's just not was I'm interested anymore.

[@DrPizza-mn6kk]

Elden ring at 480p and load screens every time you travel between regions

[@EclairsAngel]

you know whats even funnier? when a national wide news television post takes what a guy on reddit said and posts as verified proof and news for a someone's allegedly felony. That guy must be laughing so hard when he seen that on the news.

[@Kidcrowley]

This is like that meme “Story fans when the author writes another “plot” in which a “character” does things in a “setting” for the billionth time”