The Gang Sees A Therapist - Ep. 38

[@DontoniLamb]

Thanks for having me guys! I know I appear pissy or something, but this was a mix of being nervous (im a small time streamer and therapist...so clearly this is more views than anything I have ever done haha) and having a resting bitch/therapist face (we are trained to not show emotional reactions to ridiculous stuff). I actually had a great time! Thanks again Sam et., al.

[@Joseph-fo8nq]

I thought you were a great guest!

[@DontoniLamb]

@@Joseph-fo8nq Thanks ! i greatly appreciate it

[@saerain]

I think most of the "he wants to get out of there" impression is nervous body language, yeah. Often looks like you're instinctively checking your exits. 😂

[@DontoniLamb]

@@saerain Gotta know where I can extract from at a moments notice haha

[@willv3462]

As others have said you were a great guest!

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

i lowkey feel bad for Dontoni. imagine being caught between three closeted homosexuals who refuse to admit their feelings for one another.

[@marctade4428]

And he didn't even meet Aqua

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

@@marctade4428 He would have taken one look into aqua's eyes and seen nothing but the apathetic glare of a psychopathic Tarkov player.

[@joecool2721]

@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 probably would have started crying

[@gu3z185]

@@joecool2721 If I looked at Aqua for the first time as he exists now, I would hug my monitor

[@REX-gq6ur]

the tension is palpable I can almost squeeze it between my thighs

[@sg5184]

Dontoni is a brave man risking his entire professional career for more twitch subs

[@dimesman1379]

Yeah very professional looking man lol

[@Nothing-ue6qq]

This poor mans gonna get a lot is twich comments about jews

[@austinpimperl1046]

You kidding me? Watching these guys banter for so long, he has thesis after thesis on under developed brains xD

[@dinosaurpotatoes]

@@dimesman1379 the moment you read this at your home. Tell me...did you outdress him?

[@grimace4257]

@@dinosaurpotatoes It’s the tortoise shell glasses and the flat cap.

[@DjNitroShock]

Brian has ascended and is now a voice in our heads

[@eduardofromwiisportsresort9636]

I was so confused when I kept hearing him

[@M.TTT.]

he's always been there

[@theannouncer5538]

@@M.TTT. in our hearts

[@glopsnopper3806]

I totally get why Dontoni seemed uncomfortable in the highlights. You guys are absolute animals. Also good job to Stalltt for editing this awkward episode without killing himself.

[@jacobh3227]

Ya props to stalltt

[@HalIOfFamer]

@Blitz Man I feel like they only spared him because his career was at stake and its not satysfying to destroy a mans life before you know him.

[@prawngravy18]

He's a therapist he is trained to not show emotion when listening to various situations and he said himself he was nervous, he is only a small streamer. He wasn't being awkward at all.

[@kraanz]

He doesn't seem uncomfortable, he looks extremely bored. Like, it's a as if he was sitting with a bunch of close friends reminiscing about things he has no clue about.

[@glopsnopper3806]

@@kraanz nigga this was 2 months ago idc ahahaha

[@lizardmedia2257]

“We are as smart as we look” has to be the greatest quote I’ve heard in a while.

[@arran6369]

He looks like a therapist that would be invited on to Forehead Fables.

[@levithian7416]

Very true he should go on forehead fables

[@arran6369]

@@levithian7416 that’s actually hilarious.

[@arbiter-]

@@arran6369 that's actually hilarious.

[@logcro762]

thought it was an offbrand aqua

[@poundlandbandit6124]

I’d like to see his face for once

[@gino9747]

"Is it okay to say the N word? But you're not black, how do you know?" - Literally killed me

[@Ehxx]

So hows being literally dead going

[@hubbabubba5177]

@@Ehxx how's he supposed to respond?

[@unr3alistic]

@@saltspire Ouija, "oui" so it is french not italian

[@AdarinMonk]

@@unr3alistic Luigi Board

[@unr3alistic]

@@AdarinMonk water board

[@StumpPumper]

Poob's dedication to taking puffs out of his fake pipe every 2 minutes is admirable

[@lamb_link]

Hey, mans gotta commit to something

[@donavonduke1305]

He took a puff as I read this lol

[@Penguin-1966]

Especially when he brought the smoke gif up to his mouth and nobody noticed

[@thesphinx3843]

Sam talks about Norman Bates a lot, sounds like he’s tying to suppress something

[@johnjim557]

There is no General Sam. Only an Idea, of a General Sam.

[@saerain]

A Jungian psychologist might say he represents Sam's shadow.

[@SexyFace]

yeah there is no general sam its just norman bates

[@TheJoshman01]

Great job Stallt, re-upped my Patreon just for this episode. Excellent writing.

[@Stalltt]

muh boi

[@ThisShitIsWeird]

boi muh

[@toryowens4387]

Moi buh

[@mussleking]

ioM hub

[@l0lDrGoose]

That's 50

[@jacbo374]

I don't get all the comments saying dontoni is super awkward or uncomfortable, I think he played his part perfectly this episode. Great job everyone!

[@mushroomanjcc1954]

Lol its not like they're shit talking him

[@jimbowles1014]

Everyone just gonna ignore Bryan going: "Brain lag" to cognitive delay

[@derangedemu]

I fucking lost it when I heard that. They’re talking about how to make it less offensive and then he just slides in with that.

[@errorpleasetryagain8342]

😂😂😂

[@KwiatuAssassin]

i need me a time stamp bro

[@Pugwarrior255]

What about DonTonis glasses?

[@derangedemu]

@@KwiatuAssassin 9:50 ish

[@jvrIRL]

Bryan saying he has never taken an IQ test makes me wish you all take an IQ test for a podcast bit

[@CoochieKissKing]

Bump. I genuinely want to know this

[@l3vi23]

Yed

[@deathstramy7272]

Make a fake iq test that makes poob disproportionately lower than bryan and sam

[@notforyoutoknow7610]

Sams trying to cover up his massive forehead with that little hair curl

[@captainfrisbee8075]

Those 12 inch strands of hair manage to cover a third of that billboard. Clever girl.

[@TheAratine]

Covering it up with his small hair

[@TudleP]

forehead? more like bighead! 😩😩😩😩😩😩Xd

[@notforyoutoknow7610]

@@TudleP my man got a 8 head

[@TheBestElectricToaster]

Next Time on the Forehead Fables Podcast: The Gang sees a prostate doctor.

[@TheBinaryVampire]

prostate exams are just rape in disguise

[@roosajarvinen5698]

​@@TheBinaryVampire molestation technically

[@xxskyrimrocksxx262]

Sam today is my 18th birthday. You may remember me, I sent you your first letter when I was 12 or 13 in 7th grade, with the atrocious handwriting and fallout recommendations. The cringe of that letter has sat in the back of my mind for 5 years for some reason.

[@The_Borisaurus]

Was your letter in an video?

[@grimace4257]

Happy birthday for 3 months ago 🥳

[@Kadett-rr7ry]

Happy birthday from 4 months ago

[@VinylcoteYT]

@@The_Borisaurus yeah it’s in one of the of the early mail-time videos i believe

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

How your 20s going bub

[@zacharysmith9706]

Should've had aqua on instead of Bryan, I really wanted therapist guy to analyze that wicked man

[@brandonmeens]

@twizzm and throwing puppies at a brick wall

[@ironduke5058]

@twizzm I heard he was busy running over people's family dogs during this so he was busy

[@Lil_FYRBUG]

There is no helping that man

[@awolphotos]

17 minutes in and I can tell this dude already wants to leave

[@leo6659]

i jumped in midway and he cant keep up lmfao

[@-WhiskeyAndSteel-]

We don't need a college degree to see that.

[@lemon_head_bois4876]

Stalts occasional little messages are what’s keeping me going

[@The_Borisaurus]

I wish he butted in more! Audio clip or something

[@brandonmeens]

It’s what keeps me watching instead of just listening

[@jordanrohwer3249]

"Can I choose to just ignore some of this information?" -Bryan

[@Davepars7]

When sam asked whats Prozac i could see dontoni die inside lol

[@Swancorner]

Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

[@piggymcpork9110]

This man forfeited his certification after this episode

[@swivelskittle3926]

26:35 I've listened to this damn episode like 4 times, and I just noticed Poob takes a hard drag of his crack pipe, and it is an exceptional visual gag.

[@anakinskywalker9244]

He does it throughout

[@jakolay69xd32]

No matter what day of the week it is or time of day no amount of good lighting could make Sam not look like a Sweatlord

[@Hoffmayne]

That forehead is glistening

[@ethanrumley746]

"Florida man wheezes"

[@gigatoaster8274]

"Typically comes from trauma, so it's like your brains defense mechanism." Skibbibe be ba baaa.

[@d0kk542]

bro my ass laughed so hard at that moment my fucking throat hurts

[@brucewayne7020]

It was so fucking funny what’s the time stamp

[@gigatoaster8274]

@@brucewayne7020 1:09:16

[@jon-knee-dee2133]

Dude I laughed so hard I had to put my head down, I'm still trying to find the audio.

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

Are we finally gonna hear about this milk rat project they keep mentioning but never talking about?

[@Beardedburr]

Its tough to give details on something that would arguably dox Poob.

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

@@Beardedburr doubt it would dox him. Pretty sure the story's as simple as a science experiment. Besides, Poob's doxxed himself several times on his stream as well as this podcast. I'm sure he's fine considering nothing bad has been sent his way and that he's still alive lol

[@Beardedburr]

@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 I would say, knowing, going into detail about it could/would open him and his family to some shit. Just sam having his brother on here, he mentioned later his brother was swarmed on Facebook.

[@funnyfacemegee7271]

Its like hidden lore like the guy you never meet in portal but you see his graffiti

[@clydefrog4959]

How is this comment from a week ago?

[@bumbaclot813]

What up my fellow R words.

[@sk8ingthemystery]

Ayooo

[@The_Borisaurus]

It's alright-we can say that. We took the word back.

[@jon-knee-dee2133]

Racket-ballers?

[@joshstanton267]

@@The_Borisaurus haha reminds me of Clerks 2.. "we're taking it back!"

[@bumbaclot813]

I must of been drunk when I posted this..

[@andreadams6115]

I can't wait to see Sam and Bryan brake this poor man like they have done to many others

[@DUK3S1LV3R]

This was without a doubt the funniest podcast that the five-head has made so far

[@tagtrenton8659]

For real, the kill bill bit killed me man

[@DUK3S1LV3R]

@@tagtrenton8659 I liked Brian’s autotune solo the most

[@757KY]

Dontoni survived over 2 hours with these 3 wild animals, I'll have to check this guy out...

[@Omenvreer]

i went to school for some lame buisness degree, and this dude Dontoni went to school to get a degree in being chill. wtf

[@dylandubz8925]

Ngl When you said therapist I thought you were gonna have some Doc Mitchell looking geezer on here

[@OriginDBZ]

Sam would put all his points in Luck

[@harrysox2815]

Thats how every therapist I've ever had looked. Not like a guy I'd play League with.

[@AnflockofGoose]

The collective number of showers had by the people within this podcast are 7 in the past 3 months

[@shdan685]

Poob had 6 of them

[@huntersmith8952]

@@shdan685 dontoni had the other one

[@Sue_Me_Too]

What you expect Sam to wash off his protective grease layer?

[@lilkelp]

I love when Sam refers to Dontoni as “Therapist guy”

[@NoLifeKing47]

I love how Bryan's kept in his place buy not having a box.

[@mrmonsterhunter808]

Dontoni: “so basically dissociative identity disorder stems from trauma, and it’s like the brain’s def- “Skibadeedee doo daa, skibidy dee dee” Bro I was fucking crying, the timing on that

[@JJluvzgoats]

1:09:18 I haven’t cried from laughing in so long, thank you.

[@comicscodeauthority3920]

thank god for u good sir i was looking for this

[@AcherontiaStyx]

Holy fucking shit I nearly suffocated when I reached that part I was laughing so hard. That and when they said Callmecarson looked like a foot I was barely holding it together at work.

[@neofoxboi]

I came back to this video desperately hoping someone had marked this timecode, thank you good sir Honestly it might be the funniest thing Bryan has ever done

[@GabrielHerbaugh]

Thank you for not making this a patreon exclusive

[@Nick-ev1vk]

Looking at Dontonis face through this, I get a sense of suppressed annoyance.

[@Poliswag7]

Lmaooo yea I think he expected to do some actual counseling

[@Nick-ke3px]

*Sam wheezing for 2 minutes straight* Dontoni looking around his room

[@lucian5389]

That's the best part

[@thegreatkhan3191]

Dontoni is going to have to go through counseling

[@Trisoz]

He kept looking to the side so means he didn't want to be there

[@Grimy_Gypsy420]

Sam's the kinda dude to ask a good question then interrupt the answer with his own shitty ones.

[@whatevenareusernamesanymor7715]

The gang sees therapist sounds like a scooby doo episode.

[@gojiraass8961]

Probably an Always Sunny reference

[@hashmash12]

@@gojiraass8961 yes it's directly that one episode

[@jamesf4423]

sigh

[@benp5069]

37:25 to 38:40 is by far the hardest and longest ive seen sam laugh and ive watched 90% of all of his videos, his laugh is so fucking contagious its unreal

[@roosajarvinen5698]

Look up his cards against humanity video. It's like 90% wheeze

[@GooeyPig]

Sam trying so hard to get Dontoni to fall into one of his Poob traps

[@sologaming5003]

Poobs green screen should have had bryan on the couch so we got the whole gang

[@josephmyers6844]

Man sam’s forehead is nice an shiny this podcast

[@waldo7184]

That hair curl really makes it pop.

[@sowhat2993]

A beacon of hope

[@danmar2026]

It’s the coconut oil I’m telling you

[@carterdolan6719]

I love how many times Sam says something as a complete joke and Dontoni thinks he’s being dead serious

[@danmar2026]

He probably knows he’s joking but is trying to remain professional

[@Fantasiado]

@@danmar2026 probably because most of the answers end up being actually very interesting

[@TheGazetteShiver]

I've never seen a man wanting to escape from a situation this bad

[@lucian5389]

U seen the Welyn episode?

[@saerain]

Body language off the charts.

[@PraisedLink]

Poob's smoking trick around the 27th minute had me fucking rolling😂😂 Underrated moment

[@Stalltt]

I didn't even see that while editing

[@jakepotter5962]

27:40 ish

[@lucian5389]

That's badass

[@jessicamcintyre8254]

Sam teeters the line between trans ally and transphobe between each episode, and I love it, he's mysterious like that.

[@CadiasFinest]

He plays both sides, that way he always comes out on top

[@oli1114]

he's defo an ally just not performative

[@breadpilled2587]

I'm waiting for sam to transition, honestly

[@techelitesareadisease8816]

"ally" you alphabet people are so weird lol

[@moonman8450]

@@techelitesareadisease8816 I guess I belong to the trans axis

[@dirtyDan5311]

Boy just now watching this from 2022 and boy this Kanye section age fantastically

[@blorgxsnorp7449]

No breastfeeding makes sociopaths, huh? Never would've known.

[@seansimpkins668]

Damn now i know

[@TheAratine]

Welp. Guess I'm a sociopath then

[@Frosty_yo]

1:09:15 This part was too good lmao

[@TheMisanthropistTM]

Dontoni is gonna get invited to somebody elses podcast and they're gonna ask him for his craziest stories and he's gonna quote this whole video.

[@kraanz]

"They were all incredibly childish and pretty much everything they talked about revolved around their crotches." Super crazy. Also, unique. No 20-something guy has ever done that before.

[@Calandriattt]

Making my therapist uncomfortable for 2 hours: the podcast

[@schwipsy]

Yooo

[@yoopergamer1871]

Moonman based

[@2Stro41]

I usually listen to these podcasts, but I realized how shitty of an experience it is so I’m just gonna watch them from now on

[@Post_Jerome]

I feel like Dontoni slowly came to the realisation that these guys are far beyond even his help as a professional

[@perrosuertudo420]

This mans career is done after this episode

[@selv_]

And not just on twitch

[@perrosuertudo420]

I wasn't thinking of twitch lmaooo

[@potentialsus4851]

I loved this don toni guy, having a straight man observer like him was a lot of fun

[@andreadams6115]

Absolute banger real hilarious episode this time stalltt keep it up👍

[@christianceja4085]

im on a dose of acid, and the fucking kill bill portion has me dying. fucking christ...

[@20echoman]

Dontoni’s reaction at 23:25 is so priceless

[@jefficus_9351]

"Eel Soup" holy shit, i've seen some awful shit online, but that is bizarre

[@TheDIRTBIKER10]

26:00 Sam flexing the black warrior pencil.

[@Nword2000]

I call it, the black Warrior... The Black Warrior

[@HunterTN]

I think it's smart that the therapist wore a wig, hat and glasses. Best to keep your professional career intact.

[@rasmusjohnson748]

Sam: I crammed a tube sock into her mouth Therapist: y'all hear somthin?

[@PeachyBunz]

1:31:42 sam- "we are as smart as we look" as he proceeds to mouth breath into the mic like a caveman

[@rawl93]

I'm dead ass serious this is your best episode yet and I'm only a quarter in

[@SpookyGhost61]

My girlfriend and I listened to this entire thing. She has never seen any of your content before, but she very much enjoyed it. Yes we are normal people...congrats

[@deadmeme6660]

Good job stallt this was really good

[@zachyvevo4856]

We need the miles Davis poster back

[@talinbentley235]

Can confirm, in high-school a friend of mine with aspergers gave me an r word pass.

[@mikeyangyang8816]

Honestly, Sam please have Dontoni on for other podcasts too. He’s actually fun and added a lot to the show.

[@punishedluke3406]

I love how Dontoni didn't manage to do any analysis

[@valerieblackwell5765]

I mean the boys cracked a joke at any attempt to go further into their psyche, this is entertainment, not a psych evalv

[@SoulTransient]

In a way. He did

[@angusgore5405]

Thanks sam for popping this on KZbin. Been waiting for sooo long for the sequel.

[@sanjilee5881]

Pood did so great in this podcast, I couldn't stop laughing

[@henrywhatt9425]

Dontoni looks like James Murray from Impractical Jokers

[@HorseBodyDogMind]

"Dontoni navigates Sam's sociopathic palace."

[@cuzzyXXL]

this had me laughin through my saturday shift, dontoni was a great guest

[@auridon]

funniest podcast in a long while lmao

[@lucian5389]

The expression of mild annoyance on Dontonis face is amazing

[@saerain]

A natural effect of hipster fashion, I think.

[@PhonesHQ]

There’s a lot more to the idea of adopting responsibilities to help your depression then you guys discussed. It’s not just about being so busy that you don’t have time to be depressed. Let’s say you want to be a pilot. You attend flight school and in doing so you take responsibility for your education. You do whatever it is you have to do to earn your commercial license and start working as a pilot. Soon there are a lot of people in your life who have come to depend on you and your skill set. Not only have you committed time to developing a valuable skill, but the fact that others have come to view you as important has contributed to a greater sense of self worth. You’ve also started a laundry list of personal accomplishments that you can look to when you start to feel down on yourself. You get to travel the world and experience new things. You’re adoption of responsibility has earned you admiration from your peers.

[@PhonesHQ]

Peterson also specifically suggests that, rather then getting behind the stick of a commercial airline, you begin somewhere small. The example he provided was one of his clinical patients who told Peterson about how he was absolutely rocked with grief following the recent death of his father. Peterson told him that, whilst he should take time to grieve appropriately, the first thing he should do is try and pull himself together enough to help plan his father’s funeral. There were other member’s of his family who were in desperate need of strength right now.

[@PhonesHQ]

If he could find the strength he needed to honor his father by helping his family, he could surely overcome his own grief in time. Comforted in the knowledge that his father would be proud of how he acted.

[@rhamby3470]

@@PhonesHQ they just dont get that

[@diffusewizard7622]

1:21:41 did he call Poob Pube because it's making me laugh so fucking hard

[@wonky6565]

I was expecting some bald headed snoozer no jokes kinda therapist very glad it’s not like that

[@sicksparky3232]

The pka subreddit has turned me to this podcast. I love the humor here, keep it up!

[@AquaAdventuresTTV]

23:25 Dontoni's face when Poob called Sams wife a dumb bitch is priceless. I love how through the entire bit of Poobs dating life he just looked like "what the hell did I get myself into". Pure gold

[@metalilama1]

Dontoni deserves more recognition n subs hes cool

[@mikehawksmall4335]

Brian calling himself alpha had me damn near pissing myself laughing

[@darnchacha1632]

This is my favorite episode, watching Sam Gaslight a therapist will always make me smile, Dotoni was really tollorent for how hard you rode him.

[@GalacticTiger]

Intense podcast of couple therapy between poob and Bryan

[@Pulpjoe]

Dontoni made 1 (one) entire joke this whole podcast. A man after my own heart

[@joshuawinslow6221]

1:12:40 This little bit about Kanye aged well

[@Cole_1]

God damn this is the funniest podcast I've ever seen, over the time length to joke ratio this is gold

[@thehaus6998]

1:09:14 bryan's golden age

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

When he brought up being anxious about a bear jumping through your window and eating you, I kinda just looked at my window and out at the fucking blue ridge mountain outside of it and I thought "That shit could probably happen....That glass can't hold a fucking bear back." And then I laughed and said out loud "...Bear back."

[@Dafatepk]

Guys the costume on aqua isnt fooling anyone, please don't waste my time and get a real therapist

[@justinsliversoap1706]

Nice stolen joke

[@Dafatepk]

@@justinsliversoap1706 what?

[@thisistotallylegal-yepdefi15]

Nice stolen joke

[@tyleroers156]

Seriously quit stealing, Kracklin

[@weenie7746]

@@Dafatepk Stolen jokes

[@justinauxier6910]

The fucking music bryan played in the middle of them talking fucking killed me. My god, that had to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@blubre]

I had like two months on prozac when I was 16, that shit made me feel so much worse it made me prefer the depression lmao

[@tachankaisgod6689]

Same

[@schwipsy]

I was on Prozac for a year and a half. It made me way more stable for that time so it worked I guess

[@DesertStrom16]

SSRI’s have a bad rep for a multitude of reasons. If you’re struggling to live your life day to day, don’t rule out anything because someone on KZbin told you they had a bad experience. SSRI’s saved my life, not an expression, but that’s my subjective experience. My point being, if you deal with mental health issues just keep an open mind about everything and always do your own research.

[@zxcasf]

@@DesertStrom16 Ditto. They for sure don't work for everyone, but for me they massively reduced the suicidal urges and sleep interrupting panic attacks.

[@eronrocha4423]

This is definitely one of the best episodes