The Gary Album

[@JonAthan-tm7ud]

"These aren't even notes, this is music paper for sure but you wrote words, you wrote wangity wang"

[@bender8784]

He's not the Gary they deserve, he's the Gary they desperately need

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

“Sounds like the kind of guy who keeps asking the sound engineer how much all of this is gonna cost” is so specific and hilarious

[@parithian8462]

Gary was my psychology professor at community college at the college of southern Nevada and he is outa his mind. He wrote a book describing child molestation preeetty vividly and would sing new terrible songs in class. He wasnt singing like this tho. This is crazy

[@Billytool]

Really ? Tell me he said " and don't forget to pick up my record" ?

[@liquidmang]

@@Billytool highest selling album in the Bookstore (was part of the curriculum)

[@UncleDeadly1031]

Yeah, scary to think that guy was teaching the next generation of psychologists.Lol

[@jamesrichardson9878]

Oh God 💀😂

[@SB-131]

I’m jealous

[@jralvins]

The cover is a perfect representation of the music

[@ryansouthard4929]

It insist’s upon itself

[@schroeder4748]

Uu

[@TJ-el5tm]

It’s insistent, it has something to say about

[@johnsweet96]

Oh bless you for this. I've been looking for this episode for 2 years

[@johnsweet96]

@Trumero Wrong

[@jesperhjensen1978]

@Trumero Hey Idiot!.....lol

[@jesperhjensen1978]

I know the feeling of searching through hours and hours for a specific bit, this channel has helped a lot with that

[@johnsweet96]

@@jesperhjensen1978 absolutely. This guy needs to get paid.

[@freshfresh7934]

God bless you for this omg it’s my all time favorite you’re the best 👍👍👍👍 very awesome

[@3ShotTGK]

Those opening chords of "Crazy Love Game"....absolutely legendary. That's what you EXPECT Gary to listen/play

[@kylewalsh8809]

Whose song is it?

[@notheretomakefriendswithu3295]

This looks like a fake album made solely for a few scenes in anchorman

[@marlboroman6370]

Perfect description 👌

[@billyjackbuzzard]

No it doesn't

[@notheretomakefriendswithu3295]

@@billyjackbuzzard I'm afraid it does billyjack, I'm afraid it does.

[@billyjackbuzzard]

@@notheretomakefriendswithu3295 don't be afraid. You're wrong and that's okay. You'll need forgiveness though.

[@soulfinderecho6462]

I think Gary , the Guy on the album cover is a Professor /writer 😆

[@pickinboogers4u]

That album is mega rare and has sold for as high as $200.00 on Discogs.

[@thasco]

sounds like a repress is in order. lol.

[@MrJol420]

Theres one mint for 500!

[@TrustasCurrency]

$200 is high?

[@ryansouthard4929]

Bought and sold by Gary

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

There is one on ebay for $350 still in its plastic. Considering bidding but not convinced I'd make any money

[@lousasso3487]

This episode is legendary

[@3ShotTGK]

I need this album. If I gotta go on a road trip to different vinyl stores, Gary will be found

[@acetate909]

@10:20, Gary sounds like Steely Dan if they never learned how to sing or write songs.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

They uh... they never learned how to sing or write songs.

[@stickhurler11]

@@jefflabbecomedy lmao!!!!

[@kungfujones1]

@@jefflabbecomedy they’re actually incredibly talented.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

@@kungfujones1 I'm so glad to have found that out just now. Thanks mate

[@dangerzone8885]

Happy New Year's to all the sons of Gary out there. Crackle Crackle 2021

[@jacobmaslin5481]

This album was made at a "make your own record" booth in a strip mall

[@toriallen8874]

As a resident of Las Vegas, I am proud to reside in the same city as this man. He is a wonderful representation of this city lol

[@TrustasCurrency]

Hendertucky shoutout.

[@Calmlysmoke420]

@@TrustasCurrency shoutout

[@ck2394]

Ayy North vegas! Long live Gary

[@frankmosher5692]

you can still check his rate my professor for CSN

[@antonsedits]

Gary moved 50 units this week.

[@dmurphy1578]

Had to reprint it.

[@trip4923]

I love this episode so much. If only Justin Silver could sit quietly and know his rightful place lmao.

[@Mastro_]

Agree 100%. Sometimes they have people on who sorta ruin the show.

[@leeboy20]

Crazy love games is my favorite joint. My family hates when I play it

[@DioZaWorldo]

Dude I’ve been trying to find these episodes for so long!!!! Gary! You rock, Lee 🔥

[@ssean1290]

Gary's moaning sounds like the old Terry Schivo tapes they used to play on O&A.

[@beardomcgee5005]

Justin Silver is a "ruff" third chair.. Pun intended.

[@jgmiller804]

He nearly ruins this at times

[@beardomcgee5005]

@@jgmiller804 I cringe every time he tries to get in on the bit..

[@danmorgan5809]

We have fun here 😊

[@buhshmuh]

He's unfunny like Josh Adam myers

[@ThomasWilson4]

Man this had me cracking up and feeling some weird nostalgia for that style of music growing up at the same time lol

[@thasco]

Again, thanks for these CLC. Put a little tip in your tip jar for the entertainment..

[@jjw9037]

It’s wild how he sings with the voice of Mr. Mackey but speaks normally

[@FlashyVic]

By the way, since this was broadcast in 2018, someone has put the full album on KZbin. kzbin.info/www/bejne/amLchIt4qJmkqpI. Literally a few weeks after. Must have been a camper.

[@deadlegs187]

You're doing the lord's work.

[@Carmelobrian]

Thanks for posting. One of my favorite bits

[@anonemoose3210]

"Hopeless" is unironically good whiskey sipping music

[@red-pyramid]

Word

[@squidincsquid]

Your just a stranger in my bed Anon.

[@daddyhavoc3931]

No shit, it’s actually good

[@jralvins]

It fucking slaps, swear to god

[@jralvins]

For sure man. The musicians around Gary are talented and his vocal style does fit that particular song....the first one is fucking hilarious though.

[@dereksupernaut]

"My Little Red Book" is a cover once done by the band Love.....

[@BIacklce]

Gary wrote a book on how escapist entertainment is a good destressor, really groundbreaking stuff.

[@AloisWeimar]

Kinda has “Can I borrow a feeling” vibes

[@marccru]

Shut up Kirk!

[@BytheTicket222]

Can you hand me the keys, lover? I've gotta change my wig.

[@jlshel42]

“...feel the SAME...!” Haunts me

[@althetriangle2559]

In the documentary "scratch" there is a part which shows DJ shadow sitting in a basement that is just vinyl records floor to ceiling, thousands of records. I bet somewhere among those records this gem can be found.

[@northernking4787]

My low life deadbeat dads name isn’t Gary...... but he’s from Gary Indiana! 😂🤣 true story 🍻👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾❤️

[@robdilauro4344]

This is the live-action version of Can I Borrow A Feeling?😅😅😅

[@the4bidden142]

Gary is the real life Jackie Moon, love me sexy, crackle, crackle 🤘😎

[@shawntaylor8637]

The cocaine sure was good in those days

[@TheMisterMonkeyman]

Yes... yes it was. Peace.

[@jturnbow71]

Saw this album on a awful album cover Facebook page. Always wondered what it sounded like. Thanks for taking one for the team.

[@BigHud83]

Been looking for this forever

[@pbolichero]

Campers, he has a KZbin channel and no joke "Crazy Love Games" is used on one of his power point intros about Workaholism. Can this man get any more legendary?🤣

[@liquidmang]

And sadly there are MAYBE 2-3 campers in the comments. In a Perfect World, he would open up for the Feldog at a Massive Skankfestival

[@JohnnyNatrium]

@@liquidmang Do you have any concept of time? They were talking about a man who made an album in 1978 when he was about 40. Even if he hadn't been dead for over ten years now, were you just expecting Gary looking like he did on the album cover, coming out at 80+ years old to start performing live, without any history of even doing so in the past?

[@liquidmang]

@@JohnnyNatrium that's why he would OPEN! Maybe in hes 70s hed be showstopping as a headliner but in his 80s at best hes get the Crowd Slippin Around before they Ascend Millennia. If that flashy Fruit Elton john or those bearded ziltches can headline in their 70s, why the hell cant Gary Open? He sure as hell didnt suffer from parental Stress

[@davidpaul2797]

Awesome clip! And I know this is entirely besides the point, but Dr. Gary wasn't saying minorities were showing up to the class late, but that they were *registering* for the class later, during the 'late registration window', because they required longer to get the tuition together, and therefore getting rid of late registration was a end around attempt to exclude those students by the administration.

[@MaTTheWish]

This was one of my favorite eps.

[@deadlegs187]

I don't know if being high and in the tub, but the Gary album is getting youtubed

[@TrustasCurrency]

bro how high are you. Ok it is pretty eclectic.

[@superamanda]

Rest in Gary, Gary Solomon

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Is he really gone? Aw sheeeeeeiii-

[@superamanda]

@@jimmyrustler8983 yeah, it’s a real shame. He died at 64 years old. He had a hard life, but he did achieve a lot in the short time that he was here. He really is worthy of some kind of musical.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@superamanda Super bummed to hear that. Gonna have to pay my respects by having a listen to some of the tunes he left us with 🤙

[@superamanda]

@@jimmyrustler8983 Yeah he made it out of Alabama illiterate got to California and opened a cookie factory then he sold it as a franchise in the eighties. Sadly he ended up doing a lot of drugs but he got clean and sober and became literate. Then he became a college professor and wrote about how cinema can cure people's depression. He really died young. Had he still been around he would have definitely had a huge following. It's nice that hes being remembered.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@superamanda Quite the story! Thank you for sharing it, it sounds like he lived a fulfilling life, especially with the shortcomings he had early on.

[@Tomdawg89]

Oh man the Gary album is one of the best Bonfire bits.

[@Sevenstringmachine]

The bonfire "making gary good again"

[@squidincsquid]

Gary's song sounds like IASIP when Charlie does his Little Beauty Pagent Opening Song.

[@jordanvilla1369]

Now that you mention it, I can see it. I could kinda hear the spider song with how he's singing lol

[@madisonspanfelner4705]

What’s the song 29:30/30:00?

[@edge7916]

Oh hell yeah, one of my favorite shows

[@blahblahh1507]

It sounds like Dirk Diggler's demo.

[@evanabbott2737]

“Feel, feel, feel....feel my heeeat....!”😁

[@charlesblack9959]

"You like to take a lot of liberties, but we should let you take some liberties." As usual absolute 🔥🔥 from Jay.

[@dangerzone8885]

"I'm sorry you're black." That shit killed me.

[@dontpanic9261]

They should of did this without Justin.

[@danacaldwell5009]

OMG I was listening passively then GARY caught my ear omg this is a gift to us all 🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnnyBfromOKC]

Pure gold! Thanks a bunch

[@peterhawkins7130]

First search. Got the whole album

[@samuelsmith5737]

Gary definitely drove a Chevy Luv with a camper on the bed🤣

[@liquidmang]

Camper on the bed, what was her name? OH!

[@InfiniteZombies777]

“Little Red Book” is legit a decent song. Its chorus is very catchy

[@jefflabbecomedy]

There's a little red book tucked into his pants

[@miseryisme]

Not kidding ive been singing it at work for the past week and came back to this video just to hear them talk about it again

[@PeacefulPariah]

@@jefflabbecomedy OK, you're right. I couldn't figure it out. That's 100% the red book.

[@bumpasaurus487]

It’s a real song written by a cult 60s psychedelic band called “love”, album is “forever changes”, that’s why Ted nugent covered it, he wasn’t covering Gary 😂

[@pete2799]

Dude this is Gary as fuck bro I'm fuckin dying 🤣

[@joewatchvideos]

Crackle Crackle you beautiful human

[@jesperhjensen1978]

Damn! I forgot about this one, it's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@stevejorbs6221]

the lord's work

[@dustinedwardanderson]

Dan had to know that Burt Bacharach wrote Little Red Book. He even referenced the record label that Gary was signed to as having one obscure Burt album they once released. Coincidence?

[@ithinkimarealboy2402]

There is an autographed vinyl of the Gary album on eBay. It's $450! 😂

[@babloescobango5143]

This is such a banger. Thank God for Gary's kids and alcoholic single moms.

[@moegreen7023]

It looks like he has a T-Mobile Apple 4 iphone stuffed under his belt buckle.

[@shanestephens4728]

That is, in fact, his “Little Red Book”

[@jamesrichardson9878]

I can't believe he's a doctor 😂

[@DJPenguino51]

A while back on KZbin, as in 2013'ish, there was a video called "The music behind the world's worst album covers" and the song "crazy love games" was featured within the mash-up. Good luck finding the video nowadays due to the censorship overlords. After viewing that video, I eventually found a number of songs from the "Getting down to business" album. When I hear "Crazy love games", I feel like I'm in some late 1970's Chevy van, fully decked out cruising Van Nuys Boulevard. lol

[@Jet_Pilot525]

This is still way better than Feldman's garbage

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Gary Solomon is an OG Troll.

[@liquidmang]

Why does Gary's Speech cut off, on my phone but certain headphones and bluetooths pick up?🤔

[@MangoNapalm]

Allow me to be the asshole who points out that "Little Red Book" is a song by the band Love. That takes nothing away from the bit, of course. Carry on. =D

[@jrswell]

I’ll be the bigger asshole, it’s originally a Burt Bacharach song 😉

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

I saw Arthur Lee & Love at The Whisky in 1992.

[@charlesblack9959]

You had to bring Arthur Lee & Love into this... Forever Changes is an absolute classic album.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

@@charlesblack9959 One of Robert Plant's favorites, bro!

[@jaypowell1063]

Ted Nugent also covered it in the 80s.

[@shawndittman3424]

I suspect Gary is the person who sent this to the show....crackle crackle

[@Iamjimpage]

4:54 - justin continues to be unlikeable

[@Rocco-bm9cf]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

[@divine_950]

This song is called ‘turn around and get an A’

[@TrustasCurrency]

This song is called "Get on your knees and say ahhhhh"

[@screechweiner2921]

sadly, unbeknownst to us all gary suffered from crippling scoliosis.

[@nickd7036]

Reminds me of Pat Jsayjac's 70s rock album

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

"My Little Red Book" is a song composed by Burt Bacharach with lyrics by Hal David.

[@TheCruxy]

I need a 1 season show where Dan and Jay travel back in time, get DJ Lou to be the producer and guide Gary to produce this album

[@ElkinsEric]

This is the reason I listen to the Bonfire....F’n HILARIOUS! Crackle Crackle Gary!

[@guitarnutbolinuli5788]

Is it taupe or mauve??? I must know.

[@JohnnyNatrium]

I see Joey list in the photo and I git happy; then the description Lists different guests. What a bummer.

[@crsmc77]

He inspired Dirk Digler. They both shared the same studio.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

And cock size too!

[@shanestephens4728]

HEEEEEEEEEEE will Rock you And HEEEEEEEEEEE will Roll you

[@ZMB-on5ub]

The musicians are actually talented. How the hell did Gary end up on lead vocals?

[@TheCruxy]

Maybe they had a situation where the singer leaves then they tried a genesis move but it failed

[@TrustasCurrency]

Those jeans look so uncomfortable they are baggy in all the wrong places.

[@TrustasCurrency]

@Robert Wolfstream Gary? Dad? is it really you

[@DodgeHammercock]

Justin Sliver ruins a perfect Radio segment

[@ML71764]

49:51 I fucking lost it 😂😂😭

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

Burgundy bikini underwear lmao that’s ever older dude in the early 80’s. The brushed back hair and beard. Every step dad I ever had.

[@skipperwestbrook5077]

So fucking funny....thanks.

[@chrisbuehler6868]

Feel like Gary was trying to rip off like a kooky Frank Zappa vipe

[@j.b.7133]

hell yes

[@kaitienissley261]

He looks like a hairy Carl Pilkington

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Hairy Pilkington.

[@neilsutschek8475]

Zero haters out there! Crackle Crackle

[@leecoulson9064]

This is Dr Gary Soloman, Fuck me this is great. I held a fart once that had better range!!!

[@scottpitner4298]

Zoinks!

[@juice6199]

at 10:09 and 12:16, their reaction + Gary is just... perfect.

[@daniellee7857]

Is it just me or does Gary have a right said Fred ooooh.

[@lilspliffster88]

We all have a Gary in our lives if your born in the 70’s and 80’s your

[@lilspliffster88]

Life isn’t complete with out a uncle Gary or step dad Gary or real dad Gary

[@troycassidy6177]

My Gary was a Ray

[@lordgodmajanomikoto7169]

Zappa energy in it's purest form