The German Joyride! (Battlefield V: Firestorm)

[@cceffect]

Dollar Shave club is Hutch's bondage safe phrase

[@thechacokid1599]

Your comment has been blessed!

[@deniedgravity964]

I don’t want to ruin the blessing of 420 likes so you have my like in spirit

[@sporkinstien6571]

"He's behind red house" *me having flashbacks to red barn cs:go*

[@toufusoup]

Vanbarn! Edit: Remember to exsqueeze the hostage.

[@nicholasgalvan5287]

Underrated comment

[@krieglietzkohl4750]

But when I heard it, I remember seananners Nuke Molotov

[@alexnope769]

I GOT THE HOSTAGE! SQUIRT ME!

[@JensenStiles]

"This is fucking stupid." -SeaNanners 2k17

[@yoflowman]

At 4:20 the date is 6/9/1944, time 6:66pm. Bless your editing Sark.

[@KainKiller1993]

Goodness, good eye on that. :O

[@DeadsTBD]

I saw the hour, not the date at 1rst, and come down here to read comments about it xD

[@TheBbrian100]

i just saw that as well

[@JoePug249]

@@KainKiller1993 I know Sark's genius skills. I always look at time and date when those kinda things make the video :D I remember the good ol days when Sark would hide secret videos in desktop files. But KZbin decided to ruin that fun

[@wtipton7]

The attention to detail is just... "kiss ya fingers like an exploding butthole"

[@SterfGoogle]

It's ridiculous how much better Sark's videos are than you'd find anywhere else. 5 years and a couple of rewatches later and I'm still laughing my ass off.

[@toufusoup]

And just like that, my week is instantly better.

[@imallergictobullets]

Toufusoup I just want Sark to make a patreon. I could finally give him something for this amazing work

[@toufusoup]

Shep amen. Last we heard on the podcasts he could be earning so much more. I’d instantly subscribe to any tier he puts out.

[@godlyobject6509]

@@toufusoup What podcast?

[@toufusoup]

Godly Object HECZ Eavesdrop, his Q&A, and his appearance on The Official Podcast a year or so ago.

[@imallergictobullets]

@gowings 13 When I made this comment I had already bought all of Sark's merch, and he hadn't streamed in over 5 years nor was he accepting donations. When he recently opened up his twitch, I sure as hell jumped right on that.

[@saulmacedo5237]

"Do you want cheeks as smooth as a Hitler's youth DSC" - Sark 2019 your awesome Sark

[@marstuber2836]

Already pre ordered 6 shaving sets

[@elemmir]

i nearly inhaled my coffee xD

[@jjb7708]

Best line ever uttered ever

[@joe.degregory.official]

2:30 “What part of our complete silence does he not understand?” Priceless

[@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher]

Absolutely no one ever: Sark: "somebody should make an Anne Frank stealth game."

[@raccoon6451]

Honestly not a bad idea

[@Tualarec]

Pitch it to Kojima.

[@wessltov]

If it allowed you to design the building and pick a hiding spot...that would work!

[@Ober_O]

Arguably top 10 sentences of 2019.

[@tristanstrain9751]

@@raccoon6451 Honestly it's a terrible idea, unless they go for a very seriously toned story. But that's the point of the joke, I feel :P

[@Menhtrol]

4:02 Dude that's the voice of the Colonel 100 after he unlocked the voice upgrade

[@samielgo1]

dip dip potato chip

[@grizzlegrowlsem]

Died at the general conference rave footage 😂 Just imagining that, it would make for a much better day

[@poutinegod2564]

Sarks editing is simple but effective. I come back juts for that clip and his Mercedes’ Benz sponsor line.

[@thrawnsbane]

@@poutinegod2564 you can't rush German Engineering

[@flebbu7058]

"we're not supposed to show our peen at school" DEAD AF

[@EGB_469]

9:09 You can see the gears turning in Sarks head instantly. The SECOND he knows Hutch left his stream on unattended, he thinks of some random controversial joke. Get Kojima the Ann Frank IP asap.

[@Impoxdragon]

1:20 Sark, your kid is a legend.

[@Countdownsmiles]

"We're not supposed to show our peen to other people at school" Man, I remember learning that lesson. Thankfully we're all in quarantine so I have plenty of time to think of an apology

[@irishh672]

I can't imagine how ecstatic Sark was for the Nazi Army 4 announcement.

[@chaoticpringle2578]

He has a tweet about it lol

[@theprogrammer32]

I was ecstatic just thinking about the future vids of them playing it

[@Nealrex101]

Block0fWood honestly they wouldn’t even come out for about 12 years but i would happily and patiently wait for them

[@dexterbeach7943]

I'm a Mormon, and I gotta say, you had me laughing harder at the "General Conference" joke than I have at any Mormon jokes in a long time

[@poutinegod2564]

Sark comes from Mormon background

[@codygarton7177]

that zoomin on hutch's face while he defended dollar shave club made my day thank you sark please dont leave us

[@TheGreatBoomy25]

4:00- I lost my shit hahaha. "Copy that!"

[@absolutepower415]

"Shave away your depression, with Dollar Shave Club!"

[@TheRealDoctorBonkus]

Jesus christ, the level of detail amazes me everytime. The date of the computer at 4:15 is 6/9/1944 and the time is 6:66 pm. Thanks, Sark.

[@Sybato]

You should get sponsored by Dollar Shave Club just to prove Hutch wrong

[@bagingospringo4396]

Does hutch do KZbin vids?

[@tiraironsyde7251]

@@bagingospringo4396 He streams on Twitch.

[@gabes5286]

Damn it, I was expecting this to be a fake out video where he shows a little of a game then goes to a much lower quality game lol.

[@DoomNeb]

You mean higher quality ;)

[@unknownid9276]

At 9:13 is the exact face Atlas makes when he wants to wake up Sark

[@ohmygoshcheese]

Sark, you have the most impeccable timing. I was having one of the worst days in a long time and then you uploaded this and made my day so much better. Bless

[@ryancampbell3456]

Loving all the new uploads. Keep it up, Sark

[@VideoSage]

I saw "German Joy Ride" And for a second, a beautiful, wonderful second, I thought there was going to be more Sniper Elite.

[@nickanderson2440]

Sark, your description of general conference is beautiful. I'm not mormon, but I live in utah, and people go nuts during it.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

19:25 "You Came 1st" wow that's some bedroom shaming for a victory screen

[@briguyballin6031]

I find it funny Hutch's sponsor is Dolllar Shave Club and he has a beard.

[@jasonnordine8839]

We all think we are Sarks biggest fan but it's really APL.

[@marxman6896]

I could watch Sark, Hutch, and APL talk about *anything* for hours and hours. It's guaranteed comedy gold.

[@kainnesse1977]

Many people watch KZbin dudes for the game they're playing and not for the character of the creator. I don't enjoy playing Battlefield, Warface or honestly most of the games you play (I'm too picky for my own good) but the personality of this dude and his troupe of friends really makes these videos for me.

[@josiahjrich]

4:33 Love the date and time on your computer there, Sark. I see everything

[@williamglass2223]

Nobody: SonnyCandy: A N Y B O D Y G O T A N Y R I F L E A M M O ?

[@CriticalNobody]

Atlas is undeniably Sark’s child

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

Anne Frank stealth game is one of the best things I've heard in a very long time

[@Plebblo]

the things sark comes up with on a whim i envy you sir i truly do

[@pwnership3292]

Sarks vids never fail to put a huge smile on my face

[@alberthogg49]

Right after you guys crashed the general was like “more for me” and then proceeded to violently clear the battlefield with his bare hands with the A-team theme dubbed over

[@lulack0]

with hutch said lets go to the dam, i just had instant flash backs from the stream.

[@srinsteinholm4764]

Goin through a tough time right now. Thanks for the video. Love your editing Sark.

[@Braeden123698745]

6:66 PM 6/9/1944. Never change Sark. Never change.

[@shadowman7307]

Shit, I was wondering where that massive fire suddenly came from and how the hell is everything on fire like rocks and friggin' SNOW too, and then I realized this is another goddamn battle royale.

[@bobbay1562]

glad to see your still living in 1944 :D

[@nomorefortniteguy7800]

I was gonna see if anyone else noticed that haha

[@choper1337]

Best way to start of the week: a new sark video

[@Sybato]

I really hope you answer the "Does anyone have any rifle ammo?" in the next Q&A

[@RaawHax]

All we gotta do is ask, all of us, in unison... Anyone got any rifle ammo?

[@RobbySk8erBoi]

7:07 I haven't heard APL slap a table in so long

[@Talmie]

i love how you changed the date on your desktop! you put so much work, thought and humor into these

[@poutinegod2564]

I come back to this vid monthly just to hear sark say “well this stream is sponsored by Mercedes’ Benzzzz”

[@shadowrunner2510]

I love how Sark edits the the time and date whenever he shows a desktop, I always look for that shit XD

[@sergeantassassin3425]

Well, we found Hutch's safe word: "DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB!"

[@Avigantimos]

Hey Mr Sark, Just wanted to let you know how much of a fan I am of your vids. Seeing all you guys goof around and kick ass is genuinely one of my favorite things to watch. Thank you for always making my day better

[@TelecastPropellor96]

'They're both all in - literally' For fuck's sake, Sark. I choked on my food.

[@juulianhilser2563]

Honestly this is one of the best sark videos I’ve seen in awhile I don’t know what your doing now but keep it up

[@Kadenva7270]

i could not stop laughing whenever sark would talk in game

[@TiltRepairMan]

The rewatch goes on! Love your stuff so much, everything is entertaining and well edited. See you on Twitch, love you and miss you. ❤

[@bobbobsquarepants888]

“God is the ultimate boomer”

[@robertnewcomb1795]

Thanks sark for bringing inbox back 👍

[@TheIvan434]

Was rewatching NZA 2 finale from Sark when this showed up in notifications lol

[@raccoon6451]

I was just rewatching that yesterday lol

[@1Piecer]

Cant go wrong with re-watching Sark.

[@apocalypse92ia]

When it went from DSC promo to the Charlie brown adults voices I freaking lost it 😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@wuvs2spooge]

A 20 minute Sark video is better than Christmas.

[@willturner99]

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. Keep up the good work Sark!

[@moglidemascus]

top quality video as always your older videos aged so well too

[@BeginningGenesis]

I was literally just bing watching you Mr. Sark and then you go and make a video! Thank you so much!

[@franticbass]

Havent even started yet, but a 19 (nineteen!) minute video from Sark? Fuck yeah, welcome come to the party, pal!

[@AToySoldierx]

Been loving the recent vids! Keep it up man! Long time fan ❤️🤘

[@robdavis4951]

Tbh this could be the best sark video literally of all time. I saw x-play.

[@tylergibbons9824]

We still never got an answer about Mr. Sark watching General Conference...

[@arthurteddy91]

Thanks for this... I just had surgery the other day and I have to walk around for 20 minutes at a time, and this was exactly the right length! The only downside is it hurts to laugh!

[@banannah_h]

4:47 The big Mormon rave

[@TheWard55]

The General Conference rave sequence killed me.

[@Avigantimos]

One of the funniest vids in awhile. You’re killing it Papa Sark

[@Crawfly]

I NEED a General Conference rave edit. Those few seconds were way funny

[@grockburten]

Title: The German Joyride Me: I bet it’s a Volkswagen..... it’s gonna run out of gas Also Me: Battle Of the Bulge all over again

[@TheHalf_Canadian]

Rumor has it, he's still searching for rifle ammo

[@pboa1]

Sark video + Bolero on the background made my day

[@sniippiggydigg]

Hutch and replacement Hutch living side by side in harmony? This cannot be real

[@dquinnster47]

If you ever have a battlefield scene in Alpha Betas, you need a guy running looking for rifle ammo because holy shit...

[@bearium91]

Sark, you gonna get Mercedes Benz to sponsor that Anne Frank stealth game? 😂🤣

[@cadenray5337]

"He's all in" lmao

[@XzTS-Roostro]

>>Gets caught on fire >>Jumps into the lake >>Still on fire while submerged in the water.

[@buttery1toast]

Sark put in work with that sniper, holy shit.

[@CyberKaz3]

Great ending and tune

[@LtDavidB312]

You put this out on my birthday, Sark! You are the best 😄

[@zgamer200]

Rejoice! For our Lord Sark has blessed us, his most humble of viewers, with yet another video.

[@wheres-colin]

Definitely one of the funniest things ive seen all day

[@ahmadalsayed5938]

sark is literally the only channel that i like a video on before watching

[@smokeydesperado742]

the story about atlas farting at you KILLED me :D

[@Heli]

Oh yes I hear that beautiful Battefield 1943 music. (haven't played BFV so my bad if it's already a thing elsewhere)

[@lobsterairsoft499]

Amazing vid it was hilarious I love the dynamic of the 3 of you it's too entertaining

[@Undead_Logic]

Only Sark can roast Hutch this much.

[@robertpalmer8080]

It may be 5:30am here but when there's a Mr Sark upload, you wake the hell up and watch that video! Cheers for the vid Sark!!

[@ronindrix2272]

First Keanu now this, this is gonna be a good week.

[@proteanbfflo1852]

Mr. Sark, you and Hutch Killin it!

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

I instinctively paused and fullscreened the video as soon as I saw your desktop. My goodness I miss those annotations.

[@viniciusnascimentorodrigue8448]

Sark! Will you play the next zombie army game announced at E3?

[@imallergictobullets]

Vinícius Nascimento Rodrigues Nothing would make me happier

[@williamglass2223]

What a lovely day to be alive.

[@HellBillyDeluxe]

"Someone should make an Anne Frank stealth game!" I lmao!

[@willyfla]

0:32 Story time 2:11 rifle ammo attempt #1 2:17 rifle ammo attempt #2 2:30 rifle ammo attempt #3 4:00 Dc reason 7:45 rifle ammo impression ohh god, this cracked me up, Thanks for uploading sark, keep it up

[@kyle.dalsanto]

This whole stream was magical thanks to Mr. Sark