The Giant Spider Invasion: #4 on my 'MST3K Funniest Episodes' playlist

Narrated by I.P. Freely. "Packer won the Super Bowl!" Get ready to laugh, get ready to be repulsed, and get ready to watch the fat sheriff take many phone calls. Filmed in 1975, and then later to be riffed and brutalized in 1997 by Mike and the bots, 'The Giant Spider Invasion' is full of hilarious moments no matter how you watch it. My edit retains nearly 36 minutes due to so much hilarity throughout, and you can find the full episode on KZbin as well. If you injoyed this I would recommend that you check out numbers 1 thru 4 as well ('Mitchell', 'Fugitive Alien', 'Gamera vs Guiron', and 'The Final Sacrifice'), and be on the lookout for #6 in the near future, though this particular list is tough to make as there's so many good episodes to choose from. Laughter is one of the keys to longevity, and MST3K can make anyone laugh, there's a joke for everyone in every episode (except maybe the early episodes).

[@charles4207]

"The professor made a toaster out of coconuts." LOL

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

I swear, every time that Sheriff moves, his chair creaks in agony!

[@jbvideos6605]

“Sandwiches battered and then deep fried?” Sounds like a Monte Cristo to me 😄

[@speedfreak1152]

{Rinnnggg} "Pork vacuum. I mean Sheriff."

[@zootopiawilson]

"I don't know how but I just became sterile!"--oh lord, that cracked me up.

[@Olinlb]

"I better finish my silverfish en croute"😂

[@PhilBagels]

In case anyone was wondering, no, Barbara Hale is not in any way related to Alan Hale.

[@GODLETMEWINAMEN]

Yeah it's his wife.

[@teedup8995]

Actually I was.

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“Young Bill and Hillary struggle to make it.”

[@michaellaplant9543]

It's so hilarious - listening to Servo repeatedly imitating Barbara Hale's "squawking" exclamations of horror ! 😂😊🤣🤣

[@Gusweb98]

17:40 You got to love that by the end of the previous host segment, you can hear Crow's heart pounding and that it's STILL pounding while in the theater.

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

*Hurry UP! HURRY UP, you guys, PLEASE!*

[@mikemurphy2932]

Thank you for posting the Giant Spider Invasion! Ever since I first saw this episode in 1997, it's been at the top of my list. I give you a hearty PACKERS! WOO!!

[@evilbetty7217]

PACKERS! WOOOOOOO!

[@Zoomer30]

WOHOII! The Vikings dropped another stinky turd in the playoffs! Waahoo!

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

VAAHHnce!

[@LirylCrovyn]

"Wanna piece o' milk?" LMAO!

[@Zoomer30]

Shocking to think that the actor with the backbrace was in Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country (he played the Kilngon judge that spent Kirk and Bones to Urapenthe.)

[@Eisenwulf666]

he was in "the touch of Satan" too and other movies. A decent character actor tbh.

[@irwinisidro]

He did a lot of work. He also was a popular dialect coach for actors in Hollywood.

[@silvereagle2061]

That would be the late William Morgan Sheppard who was the prison commander in "Undiscovered Country" (1991). The actor in this film was the late Robert Easton.

[@GBart]

*Alan Hale answers the phone* "Pork vacuum... I mean sheriff..." lost my shit

[@wileyschmitt]

Another pork joke I love is in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank... "PORK DELIVERY'S LATE!"

[@LchanOtakudom]

I’m arachnophobic, however, considering the characters in this movie... “GO SPIDERS GO SPIDERS GO GO SPIDERS!!!!”

[@typacsk]

"SPIDERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!"

[@LchanOtakudom]

@@typacsk PACKERRRRS!!! …I mean SPIDERRRRRS!!!!!!!

[@MrJohndoakes]

23:30 Same sound effect used in "Monster-A-Go-Go" (1965), either put in by H.G. Lewis or left over from Bill Rebane's earlier unfinished cut of the film "Terror at Half-Day" (Rebane ran out of cash.)

[@jbvideos6605]

We can’t hunt, we’re not drunk enough yet!

[@michaeldoliveira720]

"Want a piece of milk?"

[@TheRealNormanBates]

2:42 I don’t know how, but I think I just became sterile! 11:03 _🎼The HILLS are alive.. with the sound of Spi-dersss🎼_

[@nagaking07]

I'm almost inclined to suspect this movie was written to make the viewers as repulsed as possible.

[@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554]

'This movie tested well with sexual predators'

[@joshuablack8221]

I just can’t buy Ron Jeremy as a scientist 😂

[@joshuablack8221]

This movie really needs a Mitchell 💯

[@nicky2coats]

It's got Alan Hale Jr close enough

[@furrybogard9724]

@@nicky2coats And the Joe Don Baker museum

[@GODLETMEWINAMEN]

NASA,no Nassau, Long Island,lol. The new Alan Hale action figure..........he walks,he talks,he gets up,he sits back down again,he eats,he FARTS,he comes with his own lunch, you've seen Leatherface around here lately hahahaha ❗🤣

[@johnparrott4689]

The screeching preacher also played the Secretary of Defense in ‘Buckaroo Banzai’, I believe

[@deirdre108]

"I want to see that pants suit hit the floor"!🤣

[@OldMovieRob]

"It's Mean Gene Okerlund!"

[@NYSkinsFan82]

This movie hates us doesn’t it

[@ajm8888]

Hotterville was decimated by SCUD missiles that day. MOSES MOVE THE BIKE Divide by Ten in minutes! Add up to three columns in an hour!

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

They revisited this movie as Rifftrax, but with a Bluray release... so all of those disgusting little details became horribly more vivid.

[@JPMadden]

"More hockey arenas!" I'm all for that.

[@obsidian179]

It may not be related, but I just can’t help but feel that these people weren’t *ready* *for* *some* *football* !

[@christieperry4361]

"were your dirty socks!! Wash us!!!!"

[@Gusweb98]

Giant Puppet Invasion!

[@gabrielboorom9778]

VaaaaAAAAAAnce!!!

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

I taped this off reruns a week before christmas when I first saw this experiment, so is it fair of me to treat it like a Christmas special? it's a weirdly enjoyable one, especially with the Rebane touch~ And.. even if I am a Cowboys fan, I still gotta let out a ferocious *PACK-ERRRRRRRS!!*

[@jbvideos6605]

Pork vacuum … I mean, sheriff.

[@GaryYork-tk2ow]

" Our proud Viking heritage."

[@srbrant5391]

“Want a piece of milk?”

[@DrThunder88]

"Is this your brother from Oshkosh?" Is he calling Vance...you know, an interior decorator?

[@typacsk]

We think he may be moving to Athens, if you catch my drift...

[@jbvideos6605]

If you see only ten thousands movies this year, make sure this isn’t one of them

[@kalahrenee3018]

Charles Manson, the jeweler.

[@williamhowe1]

Packers won the Superbowl!!!

[@jbvideos6605]

Put down those pull tabs, men. We’ve got work to do!

[@Car1a]

You're hittin' the BOOZE again huh?

[@wileyschmitt]

I don't blame her. I love his guest appearance in The Touch of Satan.

[@havebrainwilltravel4607]

Mike right In her defense laying off the booze would mean seeing him sober. It's true😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnparrott4689]

‘The one thing they mike is the adding machine…’

[@vegabonzo73]

Want a piece of milk? 😂😂😂

[@furrybogard9724]

I was hoping the Packers would've won against the 49ers, just so I could shout PACKERS!! like Mike and the Bots to literally everyone I come across

[@purplebec9112]

Does it really matter that much? Joking aside, I'm not much a sports fan. It's fun shouting Packers.

[@Eisenwulf666]

the alcoholic wife was waaaay too classy looking for that role. Go Packers,btw

[@jbvideos6605]

Soon, Hitler’s giant mechanical spiders had pushed past the Maginot Line

[@TheRealNormanBates]

34:50 wow... the scientist lady was the Skipper’s wife!

[@MsMystie3K]

She was Dutch's wife.

[@DrForrester87]

PACKERS WOOOOO

[@UberNeuman]

“YOU ROLLED ON ME!!!”

[@christieperry4361]

Charles Manson, jeweler! Ohhh what a lucky man he was The new Alan Hale figure Walking tall three Looking for a new Gilligan

[@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554]

Alan Hale did stand up. He should get hazard pay for it.

[@teedup8995]

I'm used to rats and roaches,,, but this!

[@kevinwade1775]

Always let your car settle for a minute.

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

Btw, if fans of MST3K enjoyed this movie, chk out MST3K riffing another Bill Rebane masterpiece called "Monster-A-Go-Go" (Season 4 Episode 21).

[@LchanOtakudom]

Shelton Bright, Jr. Featuring the human voiced phone ring!

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

When it became wrong to use the "R-word" my friends and I started saying, "Don't be a Menard."

[@wileyschmitt]

I still see those Menard's commercials when I'm watching a Minnesota syndicated sports game, usually the basketball games. "A mountain of savings at MENARD'S!"

[@evilbetty7217]

ggggreat rrrrribbit!

[@SaviorUnkind]

Rrrrribbitt... Hilarious

[@TerrenceNowicki]

So did any other directors of movies featured on MST3K run for governor of Wisconsin, or any other state, for that matter?

[@Gusweb98]

16:22 PUDDING!

[@jbvideos6605]

His Haggar pants have a waistband with repressed memories

[@christieperry4361]

It's mean Gene orklund!!!

[@jbvideos6605]

That’s Old Milwaukee coming out of there It’s Suicide Days in New Richmond

[@christieperry4361]

Previously owned cheese curds on sale!

[@christieperry4361]

It's morning in America The Gin is stronger

[@kd17Burger]

It's Mean Gene Okerlund 😂

[@Zoomer30]

Regiland Barkley Preacher.

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

(????) Umm, what was up with that xtra lighting that caught Leslie Parrish (Ev) by surprise @ 18:45??

[@jbvideos6605]

Horse vacuum … I mean, sheriff?

[@christieperry4361]

I said no starch! Snuffulupagus no

[@christieperry4361]

Zig Ziggler Fermented yooo hoo And spiders I need one room in Vegas and Liquor A pony keg should hold me over The Joe Don Baker museum Bret farve at home

[@greedyd5524]

The wife is pretty hot

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

😍😍 Yes, she is.

[@gabrielboorom9778]

She was also in The Manchurian Candidate, the original black & white one.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

Gross.

[@typacsk]

Her genuinely-good performance as a terminal alcoholic kind of took the edge off of that for me :/

[@runcible4755]

"Want a piece of milk?"

[@teedup8995]

Lo,,, , yuck!