The God Emperor Of Mankind EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore

[@majorkill]

Here's my challenge to you, post one of the Big E's many names that doesn't have an "e" in it. To get a phat deal on a solid VPN go here : Surfshark.deals/majorkill or My Patreon if you want to join me for my late night decrepit pleasure session : www.patreon.com/majorkill

[@number1579]

Who asked?

[@mandast7455]

Why tf are you awake at 3 am go to sleep. Take care of yourself majorkill

[@Cheese-qk1ft]

That livestream with Legend was Gay as fuck my man what happened to you

[@markandrew207]

I don't know

[@KaiserAfini]

You forgot to mention the major lore point that the Emperor was likely the shaman's answer to the most foul creation of Chaos: the Tzeentchian Irritation Maximizing Mutated Yabberer or TIMMY for short.

[@Greg-zo4du]

The Emperor was just blinded by Horus's bald head and couldn't proporly defend himself in time.

[@fadelsukoco3092]

That, and his own aura of glowiness was competing with the chaotic glowiness of Horus' baldness for dominance of the room they were in.

[@afl2138]

Horus reflected emperor's shining glow back at him with his baldness

[@murderousmayhem6362]

@@fadelsukoco3092 Being around them must've been like living in the Unreal engine

[@marcus4046]

@@murderousmayhem6362 either that or it must be like when you go into discord white mode or when you go from assassin creed revelations loading screen to assassin creed 3 loading screen.

[@murderousmayhem6362]

@@marcus4046 Lol

[@Im18NowYayHAHA]

"God tier vegetable" "Golden Skeletor"

[@murderousmayhem6362]

Lol

[@robertnelson9599]

Probably not the worst names he has had. Like “shrieking skeleton in a bag.”

[@TheVix7777]

Not if alpha legion actually spirits away isha and brings the emperor back to his full might. Then he will be "God tier living human"

[@PZY.Studios]

Inquisitor it's this one right her..... Wow that's quite a shiney space marine any way This One inquisitor Brodie Clark

[@1Loftwing1]

You’re talking mad shit for someone in Bolter Distance

[@CommanderBohn]

You remember when Emps, while in his current state, used to shed very tiny tears over every single soldier that die in his name? And how his tears were so damn potent the Custodes collected them to later give it to people who would throw said bottles of tears at daemons in order to kill them? I remember. Remember well. Along with Emps being a very flawed but genuinely good and well meaning guy.

[@bantacommander8744]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[@jaxontrimble2553]

Kind of a shit parent though. That ended up biting him in the ass

[@bantacommander8744]

'member Chewbacca again..? ooh! ooh! I 'member!

[@stuv1996]

I'm newer to the series, so that's the old lore is what you're saying? And in the current canon he's not as loving/humanized?

[@vogel2499]

@@stuv1996 He's still kind, but he stopped pursuing the idea of utopia for humankind. He accepts that throwing millions of human into meat-grinder is necessary for their existences.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"How powerful is The God Emperor of Mankind?" "Yes"

[@eltonjohntubola3212]

No.

[@uxsenebeli]

brah what is your secret. how you are doing this

[@noah4279]

@@eltonjohntubola3212 is that heresy I hear (loads Bolter with religious intent)

[@SlashinatorZ]

I designed a JoJo Stand for him & it has a wiki page

[@chedydanza4704]

Hell yeah! Go chad!

[@disparatebroom7705]

Everyone knows Lord Farquaad died in Shrek but realized his psyker powers and realized he was destined to lead mankind

[@Sid-uc5ms]

And also got transformed into a 16ft tall God without insecurities

[@eonstar2441]

@@Sid-uc5ms thats canon

[@sirius6738]

Now i understand why he is called "The big *E* "

[@HeroofMightandmagic1]

I am severely annoyed at the realisation that Lord Farquad and Emps has a ridiculously similar facial structure and hair

[@louissymon3460]

How dare you... Shrek is obviously a young GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND

[@johannesedens9300]

I like th Theory, that the Emperor casted some parts of his personality out, into the Primarchs. In the Theory he did that, because he deemed those traits unfitting for th deffinitly not god Emperor of Mankind. So when Sanguinius died, his self doubt came back to him, wich lead to him not killing Horus Because of it.

[@amenahmed672]

thats actually a pretty logical explanation if you think about it, after all he was about to yeet his favourite "son"

[@adamhanson5565]

He's Father from FMA:B?

[@KriegCommisar]

@@amenahmed672 and after he did he turned into a vegetable. Symbolic lobotomy.

[@amenahmed672]

Lol

[@soulsemblance3163]

@@KriegCommisar you mean the God emperor became a vegetable? Just got into this ans I understand 0 and have no idea where to start if I wanna get into the lore

[@birdofgrey6542]

"I ain't gay but... yeah" Everyone is at least gay for the emperor, even when balls aren't touching

[@Nogdog945]

Hey! It’s not as long as you have your socks on, get it right

[@UNSCMarine117]

He went from Chad thundercock to Vlad rottencock.

[@railleyandrewdeguzman196]

sir thats heresy against our one and only god of makind the emperor

[@sixela2268]

HERESY!!!!!!!

[@hiyou2859]

𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨

[@ezekielvonlichenstein3476]

How dare you you insult our emperor

[@smily9021]

Heresy! Burn the heretic!

[@Gat720Dua]

"In the grim dark future there is only war." These words forever set the tone of WH40K, I have a huge soft-spot for edgy story telling, not because how edgy they can be but how much they emphasize simple things like hope. No matter how grim dark things can get for that universe there will always be hope.

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

Yes, the hope that the true Lord of the Galaxy, His Eminence, Szarekh, The Last of The Silent Kings, will reunite his scattered people so that they may take their rightful place as the dominant empire and bring peace to this war torn galaxy. :-)

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

Upon death 99 percent of people end in hell to be tortured by warp demons, hope for that b*tch

[@OljeiKhan]

@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 or just get pommeled by a named Ultramarines company kekw

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

@@OljeiKhan yeah. Probably. The plot armor is strong with the Blue Boys.

[@diegoundreiner6392]

@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 I saw somewhere that since orks believe the color blue is super lucky that makes the blue boys super lucky which translates to plot armour

[@ultra-papasmurf]

*The second i saw the title i nearly lubricated my flashlight rifle*

[@finnishboo4192]

Huh?

[@tu4i775]

Keep it maintained He shall return soon

[@noah4279]

Everyone who follows slaanesh are simps Everyone who follows the emperor are Chad's

[@karlfranz310]

True

[@nischaanonbracke7420]

This coming from Obi-Wan himself explains a lot

[@uncletzeentch2282]

Its a shame because i have the high ground unlike your boned emperor.

[@noah4279]

@@uncletzeentch2282 my Emperor maybe bone but at least I'm not boned everyday like the followers of slaanesh

[@jadedseer]

Virgin Chads, yes. Space marines? Can't get it up. Inquisitors? HERESY! Guardsmen? What's a....pussy? So Chads, yes, but they all virgins.

[@mcnaughe]

I actually like the fact that Big E was reluctant to kill Horus. Aside from humanizing him, it helps create a narratively satisfying conclusion to his story arc through the Crusade and Heresy.

[@TheCorrodedMan]

It’s double sad if you look up a pic of Big E holding a baby horus and gently crooning “together, you and I shall do _great_ things…”

[@capetel368]

@@TheCorrodedMan That was Valdor Im preety sure.

[@TheCorrodedMan]

@@capetel368 it’s sadder if you see Horus instead.

[@capetel368]

@@TheCorrodedMan perhaps

[@CHRF-55457]

It's almost as if he grew to love the primarchs as his own sons... Because remember, there's this story about the Emperor telling someone of why he lets the primarchs call him father. Pinocchio exists in the wh40k universe, and the Emperor has read it once.

[@DBSG1976]

"The grandaddy of daddy issues."

[@KaiserAfini]

"Sire, you studied every aspect of science, warfare and art known to mankind ?" "Indeed I did" "What about psychology, rhetoric and parenting skills ?" "Psychology ? I just expect absolute trust from those near me without revealing much about myself. Rhetoric ? Why accept different perspectives when you can destroy them by force ? Worked great on Terra and Monarchia. Parenting skills ? What for ? I don't expect my sons to have different values systems from me or have a hard time establishing a familiar connection after they were raised in completely different worlds, the occasional chat and crusading duty are all they need. You Remembrancers and your silly questions crack me up"

[@imperialplebian2547]

Famous last words before becoming a chair bound astronomican battery and a quadriplegic cripple.

[@marcwittkowski5146]

This is gold.

[@zito2526]

It would be necessary to search very well in the lore how old each Primarch was when the Emperor found them. Neither was a child of age. Even seeing them as a normal human, many were already adults in terms of age. Directly many had a serious autism

[@Conejoazul2018]

*10.000 years later.* *Emperor in his mind* "Man I Was Such An Dumbass,Next Time I Will Try To Change My Future."

[@murderousmayhem6362]

@@Conejoazul2018 "Sob"

[@bensarchminion]

The last time I was this early, the Mechanicum was trying to annoy Jimmy Space while he was uniting Terra.

[@xxthexcaliburxx]

I've never played 40K, nor have I ever spent time with the lore of 40k, however as an outsider and Fan of more grounded and realistic sci-fi, I find 40K to be extremely funny. Everything just goes: take the worst thing to exist in any other sci-fi or fantasy universe multiply that by a thousand and have it fight each other

[@NinjapowerMS]

Honestly ignoring the super edgy stuff. A lot of their races has some creative twist around it and just really interesting to get into.

[@XxShadow101xX]

Its just Super-Sized Sci-Fi: Brawl basically.

[@surtaandume_psykermystyk4010]

You're not so unenlightened as you think, then lol. Welcome, friend.

[@damonedrington3453]

Other Sci-Fi: Oh my god, an entire PLANET is gone! WH40K: Oh sweet, we only lost 40 planets to that small ork waagh.

[@MrNinja543]

The fans really give off borderlands humor vibes. Just add “badass” to everything and tell corny jokes

[@Alco1999]

As an Aussie... I’m pissed off you said “shah...man” instead of “sharman”. But you also referenced South Park so...

[@CynicalMournings]

Personally don't believe he's Ocka. Didn't hear a single 'cunt' in the entire thing.

[@stephenporter4668]

"I am just an average 30000 year old scientist"

[@damonedrington3453]

Everyone makes fun of the fact that Sanguinius dying didn’t piss the Big E off, but a random guardsmen did. I always thought it was because the big E got lost in the battles of Primark’s and emperors and demigods and seeing an imperial guardsman, basically a random dude, get merked, it reminded him of how many people were dying. One death is a tragedy, a billion is a statistic

[@TantheTaxman]

Sanguineous kills Horus but falls to black rage. Emperor has to kill the angle. Just my head cannon

[@zaganim3813]

then the emperor commits seppukku?

[@TantheTaxman]

@@zaganim3813 wounded from not wanting to sanguineous but that may be more epic.

[@lapu2407]

Majorkill did actually talk about this idea in his video about the Horus heresy

[@agentchaos9332]

Huh, it's like I've heard that theory on this channel before🤔

[@flameknightplayz2939]

He needs to kill that angle because geometry sucks amirite

[@flamingtp4947]

"as he fixed a toaster just by touching it" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[@barklordofthesith2997]

He totally slapped a cyber-dong onto it.

[@solomonpachowiak106]

"God-tier wheelchair-bound battery..." - I lost my shit at that one. With that one line, I knew I was set to be a dedicated subscriber.

[@admiralsfleet]

"Quite tame by my standards" Majorkill Majorkill has no standards

[@amneenja5720]

he has one that he never falls below timmy

[@InquisitorShepard]

Wow, 40k resolution is so much better than 30k, I can literally see the bones beneath! Amazing what technology has come to.

[@haffwit]

Video begins at 3:00

[@FullMetalElric]

Emperor has 3 tiers of power. Post reincarnation can stomp a greater demon with ease and move planets with his brain, but he wouldn't be able to solo the big stuff (like the Hivemind) . Post the fuckery deals with the chaos gods on moloch he was on the doorstep of true divinity. Post Golden Throne he became (or is about to become) on the level of the big 4 chaos gods.

[@thaddiusblakk2653]

Excuse me for my lack of knowledge, but how powerful are the big 4 chaos gods and by proxy the emperor. For example are they like dimension destroying or like reality destroying (although can their reality/dimension even be destroyed?)? I am unsure if you know anything about Marvel or DC comics but if you do would they be considered emperor Joker, Darkseid (true Darkseid), Trigon, The Presence, or Mxy strong, or are they unimaginably stronger. For example, Superman in some comics can sneeze away planets, pull planets on a chain, hold a book with infinite pages, lift up part of eternity, punch/throw people back in time, etc,. and most of the characters mentioned above are technically way beyond that level if not 100% omnipotent. Sorry for writing something so long, I am a new fan of Warhammer and I was just wondering if you knew or could describe since I know Warhammer is basically what if insanity was insane and had a kid with chaos, the universe.

[@FullMetalElric]

@@thaddiusblakk2653 They are the strongest in universe and warp reality and time. They can't actually affect anything outside their dimension, you need to actually make their reality bleed through so they can manifest their demons. If you could actually do something that would summon a chaos god, it would probably destabilize reality.

[@FullMetalElric]

@@thaddiusblakk2653 They are unknown, but probably the strongest in universe. They can only exist in their own separate dimension though.

[@luangomes2431]

@@thaddiusblakk2653 and each one of them have authorite in their respected territory Khorne: chaos god of war Loves when blood flows and skulls are sacrifice to his skull throne all of his worshippers are Bloodthirsty as him Tzeench: chaos god of change and trickery he loves so much to scheme that sometimes he sabotage himself just to lose to scheme more Nurgle: chaos god of rot and decay he likes to create plagues using his cauldron and have a captive eldar god to test them (and he is the only chaos god that loves his cultist winning his nickname papa nurgle) Slaanesh: chaos god of sex and torture is the only chaos god that wasn't created acidentally by humans but by the eldar and when he/she was born it kill almost all of the eldar and everytime one if them dies their soul get devoured by him and she/he was the thing that awoken the other three (that was dormant until her birth) into becoming what they are today The strongest of the four are khorne,Tzeench,nurgle,slaanesh in that order And inside their domain they are located in structures that are things make by humans(except slaanesh) khorne skull throne (where he is always sitting) is located in a literal castle Tzeench in a ever changing maze Nurgle in a mansion with the main room where he is with his cauldron (captive eldar is in another room) And slaanesh since it is not a human made god it is located in a palace with multiple floors each being a bigger temptation than the other

[@ianharrison5758]

@@thaddiusblakk2653 it’s hard to power scale the chaos gods or the emperor because in their current state, trying to fight them is suicide for anyone so the best way we can phrase it is “emperor is unreasonably fuck ass powerful” same with the chaos gods

[@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551]

*The Man Emperor Of Mankind

[@michaelwilson5114]

The Manperor

[@betchersgland7236]

@@michaelwilson5114 Manly Manperor

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

Throneperor? Its valid but sounds strange. Man Emperor is perfect

[@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551]

@@unitedstatesofamerica4987 I agree

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

THE MANLIEST MANPEROR OF MANKIND, AND HE PROTECTS

[@42Mrgreenman]

Y'know, I wonder if Big E ever tested the limits of his weird glamor ability by visiting a young kid on a non-imperial agricultural world. With no understanding of technology and no experience of threat and safety it would be difficult to manipulate that into a perception of who they wanted Big E to be in their mind...Would he see the true form of the Golden Not-God? What about someone with an indecision complex? Would he just keep switching forms? The possibilities are staggering...

[@wessmoore7894]

Largely depends on the child I suppose. I doubt it would be quite his true form though, but rather a magnified version of whoever has been the child’s favorite role model at that point.

[@gerald216]

Two years later and your ad spot hits just as hard as the lore. Where did we go wrong

[@InquisitorXarius]

You know about the 2nd and 11th primarchs my theory is that they actually sacrificed themselves and their legions to defeat the Rangdan Xenos race in the Rangdan Xenocide. I don't think they were traitors or turned to chaos because the other primarchs remember them fondly and not as traitors. I think the reason the emperor purged their memory from the Imperium is the same reason that Turkey and Japan deny war crimes which is to avoid national shame and sadness which the truth would cause. Plus if they did turn to Chaos then the emperor would probably mind wipe the other primarchs using his psychic powers but they still remember the 2nd and 11th Primarchs so I don't think Chaos was a factor in their erasure from Imperial Records.

[@sonsbury9855]

Yeah maybe but then why was malcador tearing down their statues on terra

[@michasalamon8315]

@@sonsbury9855 Because. It is a bad PR for facist intergalactic government and it’s society to know that two of their supreme leader’s perfect sons/commanders, disobeyed his orders and sided with enemy xeno fraction they tried, and failed to conquer. Same reason why you dont see Washington or his friends being praised by Brits, even thought he did do some good shit for them in the past, and was pretty ok-ish guy. That’s Just how it works.

[@markcoroneos7811]

@@michasalamon8315 oh for the love of god emperor 🤦🏻‍♂️ the imperium isnt fascist ffs, its an oligarchic theocracy. The central government is a group of nobles with the entire society built around worshipping god. The SM are space crusaders remember. Also THE INQUISITION!!!! 3 guesses what real world institution that was based off.

[@christophersalinas2722]

@@markcoroneos7811 it’s a year old comment

[@stefthorman8548]

@@christophersalinas2722 does it make it less stupid?

[@akumaking1]

All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind!

[@SlashinatorZ]

I designed a JoJo Stand for the Emperor jojofanon.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Hymn_of_the_Imperium

[@justshane9027]

From now on any time I try and explain the Big E to people unfamiliar with Warhammer, I now find myself starting by saying that he decided that it was time to clap the galaxy's cheeks. Thanks, Majorkill lol

[@texasdad2372]

I always figured the Inquisition knows he is still alive,and if he died he could be reborn and they would lose their power and status,and maybe even their lives for things they've done. So they're keeping him on "life support" on the throne to prevent any of this from happening.

[@thegrumpyraccoon]

Durka, durka. Happa shrpa shrpa. I can still see my goats burning.

[@secondarytrollaccount666]

Big E on the throne: why can't you see this light that I'm shining for you, I've never burned so bright but I still can't get through to reach the other side I'll keep on shining for you until the end of time.

[@truth6441]

In summary what I got is that the God Emperor of Mankind had awesome hair and wanted his sons to all have awesome hair like him. When a good number of his sons showed to not be like him in having awesome hair he became a negligent father to them. As a result of his lack of being a good father figure and their own inadequacy in the hair department they turned traitor and messed up his life's work. Also his woman left him and took the kids but not really she just left them to be fiddled by the chaos gods while she fucked off, which the big E was alright with. Now he sits on a golden throne and the stress of life has caused his radiant hair to fall out and his once glorious skin to rot until all that is left is a skeleton of a once great man. The Big E is also bald now technically so I figure that is a bad thing for humanity. Don't have kids, they ruin your life as soon as they stop seeing you as their god. As a theory Lorgar still worships his father and everything he did was so that the rest of humanity would to one day, the Big E will one day wake up consuming Terra and a great deal of humanity and possibly the other chaos gods as he becomes the 5th chaos god, the true father of the galaxy who will happily accept Lorgar as his favorite son and finally buy him ice cream as Lorgar always envisioned his father one day doing. Lorgar is a good son and if he has to ruin the entire galaxy for his father to get this then he will do what is needed make father proud of him.

[@derpangel3866]

I see that bosnia has a server. I'm surprised that we have one, but more so that anybody would ever switch to it.

[@lonewolfbadassery]

Oh the woes of eastern europe .

[@sillyname6808]

Switching to Bosnia to make inflammatory comments to try to start a civil war for the memes.

[@derpangel3866]

@@sillyname6808 surprised we already haven't, could use the extra push I suppose. 92 Mk.2 electric boogolo time

[@spartanoreo5075]

The Most perfect 'Man Emperor of Mankind' who did nothing wrong and is the best father ever. MAGNUS INTESIFIES! Also it seems all the perpetuals are just a bunch of idiots bar Malcador , the Emperor and VULKAN. This almost makes me question why so many of them were made prevalent to the story.

[@doomguy9049]

Seems like it’d be hard to remain sane and wise after 50k years of living through the Warhammer 40000 universe tbqh, and I’m surprised more of them weren’t insane monsters as evil as any servant of chaos. I don’t mind them being part of the stories but would like to know more about them and the other contemporaries of the Emperor prior to his victory in the Unification War.

[@SlashinatorZ]

I designed JoJo Stands for them

[@joshuagraham5750]

@@SlashinatorZ now that’s dedication

[@SlashinatorZ]

@@joshuagraham5750 jojofanon.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Hymn_of_the_Imperium here's the stand I designed for the Emperor

[@jonathanathor117]

It's kind of odd we never ever see them back again aside from Erda who got killed. Maybe all the other perpetuals got killed of of screen or hiding.

[@InquisitorXarius]

Hey Majorkill the mere fact the Emperor can now turn normal humans into Daemon Princes or as they are also called Living Saints such as Saint Celestine who we know from the Siege of Cadia during the 13th Black Crusade of Failbaddon the Armless, Cawl and Trazyn activated the pylons which if I remember correctly made celestine feel pain. Also on another note, the legion of the damned are also probably in the category of Daemon Prince of some sort created from the souls of Fallen Loyalist Astartes. I think The Legion of The Damned are pretty similar to the concept of the Nightengales of Nocturnal from the Elder Scrolls video game series. You know serve your god in life and serve them in death as some kind of astral spirit like the Legion of The Damned. I also think mankind is arguably the most powerful psychic species in the galaxy right now. I say this because even though the average Elder is more psychically powerful than the average human and orcs have the waagh field thing. Humans due to how numerous they are as well as the fact they have the power of faith which is basically the human version of the orc waagh field. Humans instead of like orcs making what they believe exist they instead put their faith in themselves and the being once living now undeath and a permanent part of the warp through faith in this humanity gains power and strength which has time and again overcome every other race in the galaxy in battle when they battle humanity.

[@Alla_Russian]

Living Saints have nothing to do with Daemon Princes. Celestine can stay out of the warp for as long as she wants, unlike the Daemon Princes who belong to the Immaterium.

[@abyss9256]

About to skip ad Mk : HEY stop beeing a TIMMY and listen Me: off ok y have my attention

[@Killerstar13]

>18:40 Why does Emperor have two left arms? That would explain a lot, but still.

[@gamer65688]

Because only a peasant requires only 1 left arm and 1 right arm.

[@somethinglikethat2176]

Major Kill: ...with lock down easing in my country... South Australia: hehe, I'm in danger.

[@bkr0118]

I just got into warhammer 40k last week, I asked my buddy (the warhammer enthusiast) “where the hell is the emperor amongst all this fuckery”) I was linked this video.

[@magicmanscott40k]

I read master of mankind a month ago and it's one of the best books I ever read. As a 40k noob, it taught me a lot about everything.

[@NeonKnight83]

“The Man-emperor of mankind” lol

[@jatinjamalta4114]

Everyone with me FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

[@danny_decheeto8300]

FIR THE EMPEROR

[@sonsbury9855]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@theeternalflowstate261]

FOR THE EMPERAH

[@thesiege6003]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@sonofjack6286]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[@lunarpassion]

Cool that you've mentioned The Emperor's Legion, that was an interesting book and an insight to the soul of a banana guard.

[@saibala9399]

Plot Twist: God Emperor reincarnates as Timmy on Earth.

[@doom7ish]

TTS Emps: oh this is good

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

Even the most powerful being in existence sucks at parenting

[@marshallhashey5478]

We all know length doesn't matter. It's all about the girth.

[@dragothromak6261]

The Big E on Mars..... I’m a GOD The Big E to Lorgar..... I’m not a god... why would you think that?!

[@leonardovergara5620]

How can you kill a God?

[@andybogdan4380]

He had great expectations of Lorgar. He was his son and did not want to be seen as a god by HIM, whereas it was easier and less bloody to just convince the AdMech he was an avatar of the Omnisiah.

[@dragothromak6261]

@@andybogdan4380 I agree, but you can’t help but admit it’s one of those situations where he could have been a better communicator

[@bakedgoods7116]

@@leonardovergara5620 What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[@Alla_Russian]

@@leonardovergara5620 have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

[@molliethomas2585]

All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind!!!!!!

[@SlashinatorZ]

I designed a JoJo Stand for the Emperor jojofanon.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Hymn_of_the_Imperium

[@kennycai8695]

Thanks be to the Man-Emperor of Mankind!

[@floricel_112]

@@kennycai8695 BANANA!

[@BeanOfBean]

@@floricel_112 BORNANA!

[@YanusDV]

FOR EMPRAH!!!

[@apexdude105]

starts at 3:00

[@dinodude6992]

An imperial guards man: *uses VPN* The inquisition: excuse me!

[@cryothepunching-bag7917]

"haha time to search for heretical and questionable porn"

[@coalitionofrob436]

Sodaz made a short animation basically about exactly that. Hilarious and worth checking out.

[@cryothepunching-bag7917]

@Dcard Dcardian the captain looks at the deamon porn for a second just to get crushed by an astartes

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

a true loyal human in the Imperium got nothing to hide, so vpn=heresy or corelating with xeno filth and will have a meeting arranged with the inquisition

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

@Dcard Dcardian but why waste the effort or our resources if they simply do not use these heretical programs and addons. My whereabouts and timeline are [Redacted] and otherwise known by the lesser order chronos

[@ilikemusic5440]

You don’t conquer millions of worlds being a “nice guy”. Honestly 40k blows my mind when I just think about the sheer amount of lore behind the setting. It genuinely saddens me that I have only been into 40k for the past 2 years.

[@olympusgolemoflight7198]

Carefu everyone, this video may contain extra Heresey!

[@marshallhashey5478]

Majorkill would never speak of any herecy

[@mitchb9197]

Shut your dirty little mouth timmy, were all inquisitors here.

[@olympusgolemoflight7198]

@@marshallhashey5478 I never said Majorkill would peak of Heresy, I said there may be extra Heresey.

[@marshallhashey5478]

@@olympusgolemoflight7198 youre sounding a little heretical to me pal....

[@indrickboreale7381]

Whea is my bolteh?

[@FlailgunJustice]

loving the amount of uploads. great humor, great content, thank you very much.

[@DegenerateAssassin]

"When power comes before wisdom, There is fun to be had" That's such an amazing quote

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

The slaaneshi comment made me confused. I can’t decide if I should purge you or praise you?

[@danny_decheeto8300]

WHERE IS THE HERESY

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

@@danny_decheeto8300 5:55

[@ThomasTee]

Major Kill is imho a closeted Slaneshie cultist. So you maybe should call your local friendly neighborhood inquisitor?

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

@@ThomasTee well I am one sooooo...

[@ronaldp7573]

The God-emperor is the heavy metal, ultra-hardcore version of Leto II from Dune.

[@Frank_Costanzas_Lawyer]

There really should be a "Brief History of the God Emperor of Mankind" short-movie starring the cast of both Fat Pizza and Housos.

[@darkrosedragon5945]

The Team America jokes near the beginning were Fire

[@MrRussiancoma]

The Emperor is so tough, after he was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

[@jmc2830]

ah yes, glad we finally found a way to recycle all those old chuck norris jokes, funny as i forgot the guys name... so i googled this comment and chuck norris was the result xD

[@drakoinx]

Being immortal truly is a vibe. Also Durka durka durka?

[@gabrieladerre2862]

I'm quite new to the fandom! But I love your videos! This is all a lot to take in! Especially when it's all so interesting! Your videos are a huge help! Thank you for your hard work! 😁

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

Fact the Emperor was born in 8.000 BC, the mutation to digest milk is only 6.000 years old, the Emperor's one weakness is dairy products!!

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

5:15-:5:24 I can imagine that considering the positives Timmy would want thousands of Shamans to go inside him, all that power, but well if it happened R.I.P to Majorkill since he made guy who he didn't treat nicely to say least and lowball into a God in human form, and thus the situation will reverse.

[@ryneagheilim9782]

The God Emperor of Mankind looks like the singer of Type O Negative.

[@Madchris8828]

Wow that's wild. But accurate. Peter Steele had a jawline most men could never have 😂

[@ottovonbismarck7094]

That one time in TTS where the emperor confirmed he is chris chan

[@udamthewaster9454]

How he has his first Primark

[@jaimyyelvingtonmusic]

I love all your videos. Never fails to educate and humor me.

[@Enoonb]

> Games Workshop > Big balls Choose one.

[@javilorenzana]

Erda was a f legend. She was not a mommy, just like the Golden C wasn't a daddy. Just like the Golden C was just using the big babies as weapons, she was acting on deeming the Golden C not worthy of said weapons. She was f right.

[@timaeusdelpueblosecretodel6801]

Fun fact: The emperor is only alive bc the orks think that he is too badass to die.

[@ElijahLiles-v6b]

“Durk Baka sha derka la” I’m stoned and that’s awesome this video is awesome

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

From being a chadder Conan, to a superpowered Stephen Hawking. How do the mighty fall.

[@LeelosAdventure]

I’m so happy I found this channel. It’s truly gold

[@fariin2174]

The idea of the emperor being split with part of him in the warp is interesting because it might not be only compassion that had to go, a betrayal as bad as the Horus heresy would likely cause a lot of negative emotions and ptsd that would hinder the emperor in many ways. I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t want to be reunited and reborn because in his current state he is able to devote 100% of his available power to the task at hand without any emotions involved and likely would consider that to be far more beneficial than regaining not only his compassion, but all of the dark things locked away with it that he would have to confront which would likely weaken his abilities to a degree.

[@nuckyschmucks6665]

The Team America references... With an Australian accent... It's priceless.

[@kahel5820]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy (with TTS Emp voice)

[@ryanlanca9927]

"Shut the fuck greg, we're using the rocks!" I need to find a reason to yell this at someone.

[@thesiege6003]

But why does the video end, his exploits must be sung for all of eternity

[@maximedaniel1949]

I’ve heard 1000’s of humans have to be sacrificed a day in order to keep him alive

[@greatgatsby0174]

I hope the star child theory is a canon thing, really love it.

[@HouseDagothCultist]

FINALLY a Warhammer 40k KZbinr that does not pronounce Horus like "Horse". Heaven sent, I tell you!

[@cathode6252]

Major Kill would you cosplay as Alpharius cosplaying as the Emperor?

[@azrieljale]

On that note, that internet meme GigaChad is probably The Emperor of Mankind.

[@HackerArmy03]

I seriously would like to see what happens if the Emperor isn't so reclusive and is open to his "sons" which then told them about how Chaos is dangerous etc.

[@Wooksley]

I hope he doesn’t ever meet Saitama, otherwise we’ll have a guy who’s an emperor for fun.

[@Stormhart]

One slight problem that is not the Emperor in the 2nd picture it’s Malcador the Sigillite after he took over from the Emperor temporarily when he was fighting the war in the warp. Because it basically sucked him dry only the Emperor has the power to use the Golden Throne without it killing after awhile and as a fan for forty years I remember when that picture first came out.

[@RJ_48]

Video idea : what if the primarchs landed on different planets ?

[@videopolice432]

The Grand Cheek Clapper himself!

[@mminto]

I can confirm. Being immortal IS indeed a vibe.

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

The God Emperor of man is pretty ripped

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

@Imperial fist Librarian I suffered to much injury from tyranids so the forge Master decided to put my body inside a Dreadnought

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

@Imperial fist Librarian I'm still awake when they start putting wire's inside my body and the first thing I did when I awoken is to punch the forge master

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

@Imperial fist Librarian would you be pissed off if they put things inside of you while you're still awake and they can replace you're limbs with artificial ones but instead they put you inside a Dreadnought so no more melee for me

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

@Imperial fist Librarian I'm one of the knights of Sigismunds a survivor During the fight between the High Marshall against the Despoiler

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

@Imperial fist Librarian melee is honorable firing a Bolter is less honorable

[@coreytaylor5386]

my theory was that the Void Dragon half allowed itself to be imprisoned by the Emperor because it was better than being a Pokemon for the Necron and he couldnt hide for much longer with the necros waking up 10k years later

[@kirksabio2382]

Damn, i want a full episode on greg

[@archangel6666]

Instantly liked and subscribed when you said “ahh dirka dirka dirka” lmaooooo

[@zachwilson6119]

Thank the Emperor that this was all explained by an Australian

[@theannouncer5538]

My grandparents saw me as the omnissiah once I was able to reset their router