The 'Golden Girls' When Betty White Banged A Guy To Death

Remember the 'Golden Girls' when Rose (Betty White) banged a guy to death? It was a very special episode.
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[@FunnyOrDie]

Previously on A Very Special Episode: The 'Step by Step' when the hot teacher seduced J.T. kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYuVeWNricScl6M

[@pl2584]

Funny Or Die lol when I younger that ep is what got me to watch the golden girls. Funny shit and Sophia was a savage with the insults. Dorothy was a solid #2

[@Biggiesmyles]

These very special episodes are some of the funniest shit. Please keep it up and your word play is brilliant.

[@kathrynphillips1086]

Thank you! You made golden girls even better !!

[@pl2584]

Oh this may be out of left field but there is a tiny toons adventures ep when buster,plucky, and hampton drink alcohol and die. Just putting it out there.

[@verbalassault87]

Funny Or Die Anyone ever tell you that you gotta a real bad attitude!

[@topnotchturnip5831]

*Sophia is a real one* Truest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@topnotchturnip5831]

MsAileenValentine honestly though

[@robertbook9463]

"Sophia don't play"

[@greedyd5524]

A little dead guy in the morning ain’t no thang

[@Mike-sp9sk]

Sophia a real bitch

[@darrellfrazier8785]

The announcer seems to love the term "hoe-shit"

[@madeofmarble8514]

"The gals try to get Rose to come square dancing. Maybe meet a nice man!" "Rose doesn't want to kill again." That deadpan was so good.

[@SadieAtCollege]

I loved it so much.

[@darrenbrown3952]

"Rose is scared she'll catch a charge for vagicide." - I'm done!

[@desp8161]

Nah shed get discharged for that

[@HjCrawford]

@@desp8161 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@stephencook7337]

😂🤣😭 That had me weak asf

[@economicist2011]

@@desp8161 Ah, she'll have to see a doctor about that.

[@davidokinsky114]

Wait, wouldn't vagicide be the act of killing vagina?

[@alexadidit5293]

These Old lady's have a more active love life then me.

[@mochs62512]

Same

[@JamaicanRain]

Dorothy is the "ugly, dateless" one who has a more active lovelife than me, lol. Sometimes I would LOVE to jump in the TV screen and tell people my life and see how they react then, and I'm sure our very far off descendants will be able to do that, luckies.

[@jarrethcutestory]

Agreed. They also have a much better grasp of the English language.

[@TheTjoconnor]

they're in their 60s. they have no kids at home, no fear of pregnancy, and disposable income. what else are they gonna do? there's a reason senior citizens have some of the highest STD rates.

[@bluejem1315]

Me too!

[@silentcelli]

"If anyone breaks in, just sleep with the poor bastard" I gotta watch this show lmao that was brilliant

[@AmbyJeans]

Sophia was a serial killer with words 🤣

[@kenrickeason]

@@AmbyJeans Oh yeah! Her play on words was so unmatched..

[@donrightgaming1455]

Isaac Clarke u never watched this show! Ur missing out then I literally die laughing every episode

[@LegionIvory]

Not a single thing the narrator said was an exaggeration. This show is an absolute riot. I hope you've checked it out since.

[@jamesamick2945]

I almost spit out my tea at that line lol.

[@musicLover-tj6ry]

This was the 15th episode of the golden girls. The golden girls went hard as hell. PCCCC: Post cheek clapping cardiovascular collapse Every thing in this was gold 😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@codybasore2747]

I paused and giggled about PCCCC for a minute lololol

[@srhgmrs]

Like the girls

[@ricdafric7565]

This dude is a fucking nut!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sheilamccullough2616]

Big Bigger than Big🤣🤩🤗🎈

[@crystalsplace7163]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mysteryjunkie9808]

"Rose doesn't wish to kill again" like she's a psychopathic serial killer who is trying to stop herself lol

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

The best thing? She did!

[@MitchellHang]

“Al was healthy as a horse, health was one of his top two horse-like attributes.” Probably one of the most underrated lines from this video.

[@PatDATMann]

"The Golden Girls. Went hard as hell." No lie 😂😂

[@yusefsmith8623]

Patrick only the 15th episode

[@PatDATMann]

@MsAileenValentine Yoooooo 😂😂 that gotta be on the list.

[@hernalexito]

They better do the episode where they get house robbed and rise buys a gun and shoots at anything that moves and breaks blanches vase

[@kenrickeason]

I like that show! Never in a million years I though a show about middle age white women would be good.. Well Golden Girls proved me wrong..

[@sheilamccullough2616]

No lie

[@saramcreedy4762]

This is why it's "Rose in the streets, Blanche in the sheets," and not the other way around.

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

I have a shirt that says that, except Dorothy instead of Rose.

[@StuUngar]

KissMyAspergers I’ll take a naive daft women over a bitchy woman with a gambling problem

[@camokazi1313]

Those metaphors! The wordplay! Too much! 😂😂😂

[@msmilesftw]

It’s glorious! I’m full 😊

[@darkb4light06]

camokazi1313 That's why I love this guy! He's hilarious!

[@hoyit]

camokazi1313 I know! lol he's hilarious. So well delivered.

[@teambronski]

I couldn't get a breath in I was laughing so hard!

[@SwitchSilver]

No surprise AL BEEN CHEATING

[@nhlanhlamfeka2062]

"PCCCC = Post Cheek Clapping Cardiovascular Collapse" Lmfao, this show is magnificent!

[@joshlewis575]

This acronym will stick with me forever.

[@freeshabazz8033]

This is the greatest acronym

[@chloeevans2569]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SarahRylee]

"Layed enough pipe to start an oil company" I'M DEAD. 😂😂😂

[@incendiesproductions]

Sarah Rylee So is Al.

[@SarahRylee]

virgiltheart poor Al 😂😂😂

[@100PercentTHCfilmsX420X]

You are georgeous . maybe you and i should start an oil company ;)

[@bombermanefx]

For me it's "Not the first time she woke 6ins of morning."

[@batsbatsghost8757]

*"Rose doesn't want to kill again"* This series oh my god

[@SushiStriker]

I'm going to use "Weekends are for ho shit" the next time someone asks me to do anything I don't want to do on the weekend.

[@mundaneamazing]

Sushi Xtreme, great idea. I'm in this with you.

[@nrdgrl]

That needs to be on a t-shirt.

[@gregrowe1168]

Sad part is they were old and retired, everyday was a weekend to them. So I guess that means every day was a ho shit day.

[@Shiirow]

@@gregrowe1168 why do you think Blanche still looks as young as she does, compared to the rest of them. she gets more exercise.

[@FatherTime89]

What if they ask you to have sex?

[@nirvana19931]

“An orangutan on Adderall slap boxing a trash bag full of yogurt” and “a wild boar trying to eat 50 pounds of shredded chicken covered in jelly” kill me every time no matter how many times I’ve seen this 😂😂😂😂

[@pooty195]

lmao yooo

[@shallowlove]

*sophia is a real one* *sophia dont play* i choked on my water

[@kenziek5529]

hoekth Sophia choked on sum else

[@jesusfreak1700]

666th like

[@joejay4646]

Sophia from 3 points downtown, count it it's good.

[@tjdavis2006]

This whole “Very Special Episode” needs to come back for weekly installments. Best thing on KZbin by far.

[@1ButtonDash]

what show should he do is the question

[@myrest3334]

"But it was a CONSENSUAL party and everyone had a blast. Specially the guy who filmed it". I'm not crying, you're crying.

[@robcampbell3235]

Awesome content & awesome comment!

[@thepolloelectrico1117]

IT'S JUST SUCH A BEAUTIFUL ENDING :,)

[@andrewrodriguez4463]

"Al promises he'll be extra quiet and will not make any noises sounding like an orangutan on Adderall slap boxing a trash bag full of yogurt" GOLD

[@imanieugene4229]

That killed himself edit was hilarious😅

[@davidmckesey7119]

Imani Eugene genius

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

Full circle.

[@SupremelyWise]

Best part of the episode lmaooo

[@ShelledHandle]

Imani Eugene I came to the comments looking for other people appreciating how good that line wss

[@DJSkyrockit]

Chef’s kiss with the timing

[@Ittybit2003]

"Sophia for 3 points from downtown, count it. It's good"

[@nickolasfigueroa9487]

I died on that one

[@Sassynbluntaf]

"...an orangutan on Adderall, slapboxing a trash bag full of yogurt." Lol

[@s0l0s0rr0]

Yooooo i fucking died laughing when he said that omfggg lol.

[@HipHop4lyfeallday]

Ayo I was in tears when he said that I love this guys channel real talk.

[@bubmer]

"... Wild boar trying to eat 50 lbs of shredded chicken covered in jelly." Almost as good

[@ArmyJames]

Now there’s an image!

[@TekoMuto]

I can hear it..... I CAN HEAR IT IN MY MIND

[@nellzburn]

Al laid enough pipe in southeastern United States to start his own oil company 😂😂😂😂😂

[@misterhot9163]

Vagicide????? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamelramseur]

That fucked me up 😂😂😂😂

[@thatcokestuff]

@@jamelramseur same! Hahaha

[@DwarfDaddy]

Pretty sure that’s the movie Teeth

[@eLiFILMSinc]

It's the real deal

[@daniellevinson6975]

@MisterHot That neologism itself conveys the intended satire.

[@Luchingador]

"Health was one of his horse like attributes" your writers deserve a raise.

[@mrsruiz2871]

Sofia for three points from downtown! Count it, it's good! Amen!

[@doctorfritznoel]

Sofia got skillz! Lol

[@Nimble_Mimble]

"Sophia for 3 points from downtown!" The writing and the delivery to these, A Very Special Episode are outstanding

[@DeTAYL.]

"Sophia is a real one" 😂😂😂

[@kikiwhite_creates]

El Chévere very true

[@jules11788]

3:24 "Apparently babysitters are super high in cholesterol." That's enough internet for today.

[@MrPie]

"Just neglect to mention he was on a sightseeing tour of Rose's woman walls." Done. 😂😂😂

[@oneofone210]

"Because Rose doesn't want her roomies to know she's getting that work." I wish I could subscribe twice.

[@RaghuNation]

"Sophia says that ain't going to happen. SAVAGE!!"

[@rubixqoob8601]

Everything Sophia said was SAVAGE

[@dreamquesttv]

@@rubixqoob8601 Dorothy was a beast too!

[@quetta6931]

Post Cheek Clapping Cardiovascular Collapse!!!! Lmmfaooooo!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonys9796]

I think i know someone with that diagnosis.

[@Makaveli7Soldier]

Betty "Killer Coohie" White with the murderous muff.

[@CarynDPrescott]

🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonywilliams6002]

Weekends are 4 hoe shit classic

[@citizengar]

"Everybody had a blast..... especially the guy who filmed it."

[@Jayfive276]

So many zingers in this one.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Jayfive276 genius lol

[@mundaneamazing]

Aurora Borealis, right with you.

[@josephcorridon9314]

“He was healthy as a horse, health was one of his top two horse like attributes!” Underrated line

[@MyNextShotWontMiss]

Catch a charge for vagiside... I died

[@cybertek3188]

Damn still can't believe he said vagicide. Savage!!! LMAO!!!

[@endergamer7483]

“I’m talking so it can’t be true… you know? If I keep talking it won’t be true, I’ll just keep talking forever.” This single moment is one of the hardest hitting in the series, imo.

[@ChrisG667]

I read “Betty White” and “death” in the same sentence. DO NOT SPOOK ME LIKE THAT!

[@Shiirow]

we all know Betty White is an immortal.

[@slayeulgi]

@@Shiirow she'll just be reborn as Betty white 2: electric boogaloo

[@Shiirow]

@@slayeulgi Betty White is a timelord, she just regenerates but looks the same.

[@Weegee766]

Right!

[@JamaicanRain]

Her death could happen any day to over 20 years from now. I've finely trained myself to both accept and not accept it, whatever happens.

[@mulishamonster96]

"He's dead" *laugh track* Dude's perfect one timer "hilarious"

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yea

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Loo

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

“Health was one of his top 2 horse-like attributes”. Goddamn the writing for these is such gold. I gotta remember that one.

[@jochanxwretch]

I've watched all of these over and over, but this is easily the most hysterical. Please keep making more. Like, right now. Forever. High five.

[@aleahc1379]

Do the episode of Full House where Stephanie finds out the mean kid in class is being abused by his dad.

[@ragarcon]

They did that one

[@thebeavpercabethftw9604]

Dashiell Driscoll. Full House of Nightmares and 7th Hell.

[@Requiem4aDr3Am]

+MsAileenValentine he did reckless driving with one of the zack morris is trash episodes where zack drives drunk and wrecks lisa's mom's car.

[@tshred666]

aleah marie what about the one where Stephanie becomes a tweaker?

[@Cazz8203]

There's also the one where Stephanie and her friend gia became addicted to cruising with boys that drove wrecklessly

[@rrtkddigimon0]

"The man in 'ya bed's dead." /laughter/ *Hilarious*

[@darkb4light06]

I swear, I love how this guy talks! I always hear the funniest shit that I've n/ever heard! Kudos!

[@Riko1980]

I think I speak for everyone when I say you're freakin' amazing ! This series would never be what it is without you !

[@musicksol]

"Rose doesn't want to kill again." hahaha

[@davidstrange6759]

The greatest line said out of the whole of the "A Very Special Episode" series: "The Golden Girls went hard as hell."

[@olschool121]

David Strange like ll cool j

[@KaijaSchmauss]

He ain't lying either. It's one of my favorite sitcoms of all time because it went exactly as hard as this video describes.

[@lavoielactee7179]

You ain't lying. E.g.: That one Sophia places an ad in the personals column and finds out the "sister" of the man she's been dating is actually his terminally ill wife who wants to make sure he's found someone to be happy with before she dies.

[@jaycubz1307]

To be fair there are many gems to be found in "A Very Special Episode". I'm partial to, "Wait, did Lost in Translation rip-off Alf?"

[@andyoli75]

And Betty White won an Emmy for this very special episode.

[@TheNotoriousJP]

2:20-2:22 “Ms. Beaty says Al was healthy as a horse. Health was one of Al’s two horse like attributes.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ontime2day]

Al's as healthy is a horse, that's one of his top to horse-like attributes! 😂🤣😋🤗😋🤣😂

[@direwolf8776]

Sophia vs Zack Morris. Spoiler Alert Sophia wins. Flawless Victory.

[@reycesarcarino4653]

Zack Morris is Trash. Classic

[@patrickorourke41]

Zack would find a way to blame Screech for his loss.

[@Hermititis]

Sophia is savage, but she's not trash. Zack is trash, and that's it. That's all he has/is. This match would be so one-sided.

[@camelnat]

And zack morris fuckin killed himself

[@jemilabubbles9384]

You guys should do a whole series on the Golden Girls. This episode is exactly why I love it so much.

[@ghezalA]

"The Golden Girls went hard as hell" PREACH

[@SexiAzzAquarian1]

"Weekends are for hoe shit" I love it. It's gonna be one of my new daily affirmations.

[@inbluejayway]

“Sophia says what up” 😂 that had me dead

[@aleahc1379]

Literally any episode of Degrassi

[@UnCreativeBeliever]

YES, Degrassi!!!

[@rustyshackleford7265]

E. Seraphim No bitch. The old one from the 80s. Not that 2000s pablum

[@unstoppableExodia]

Yeah like the episode where the school tough guy Dwayne gets HIV after banging an older chick without protection

[@TCChavez]

aleah marie u hot

[@nnamdionyeneke3374]

Those shows are drama-dies(comedic drama) not sitcoms so the are designed to pack a punch for this channel that would be like taking the easy way out except gilmore girls i don't really know exactly what genre that show was

[@canman87]

"Sophia for three points from downtown, count it; it's good." Goddamn, does Sophia's savagery know no bounds? Lol.

[@nothosaur]

Savage /ˈsavij/ adjective 1. of an animal or force of nature, fierce, violent, and uncontrolled. 2. Sofia.

[@supersizesenpai]

3:12 "Sophia for 3 from downtown, count it, it's good!" As a huge basketball fan this shit ruined me LMFAO

[@clintonlyle7922]

I had to rewind to make sure I heard him say “the ALtopsy came back..” Yep, he did! 😆

[@alessandraleigh9919]

I love the Golden Girls to an unhealthy point. I have a Golden Girls coloring book... one of the most iconic shows ever. Admit me to shady pines...I dont care

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Alessandra Leigh I've seen that book 🤣

[@TheGameGuysBlog]

Where did they sell a Golden Girls coloring book? That’s great, lol.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

TheGameGuysBlog Barnes and Noble

[@KaijaSchmauss]

I don't have that coloring book, but I feel you. Golden Girls is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

[@carag2567]

You're not alone.

[@royalgecko5683]

RIP to a legend, we miss you Betty White

[@quizzicalsphinx]

Sophia's Sicilian. Dead guys don't faze her anymore.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Lynette Browning-Brock She probably put horse's heads next to a few guys.

[@h.b.2003]

Truth

[@dsandoval9396]

LMAO!! IS she really Sicilian? That would explain a lot. She's got that "don't give a rats ass" attitude. I love it.

[@kennethhwang3425]

@@dsandoval9396 Sophia constantly recounts stories of her upbringing in Sicily, and is also visited by many relatives and acquaintances from Sicily.

[@sstaners1234]

“Al promises not to make any noises that sound like an orangutan on adrenal slap boxing a trash bag full of yogurt.” Where do you come up with these? This is gold!🤣😂🤣

[@megamozaik]

The frickin change in tone when he said "Rose didn't want to kill again" was one of my favorite parts of this. Oh man this video was 10/10.

[@LifeofMarie267]

"Empty balls..." I'm dead now.

[@KennFast]

“Sophia is a real one.” AMEN

[@tieragrimes6102]

Betty brought me here 😢😢😢😩😩😩… rest peacefully beautiful… and the rest of you continue to rest ❤️❤️❤️

[@NostaIgiaJunkie]

I love how everyone is just now discovering how *great* the golden girls was.

[@trawlins396]

Not true! I been watching the GGs since they premiered!

[@usernameisgood]

"This wasn't the first time she woke up next to 6 feet of morning wood"

[@wstine79]

St. Olaf must have extreme romantic encounters.

[@freedamerican5243]

Necroglobule 😂😂

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

Came back to this masterpiece to remember the GGGOAT, Betty White. Post-Cheek Clapping Cardiovascular Collapse☠☠

[@spookyspook6505]

Al been cheating boo, we been knew. Alexa play bodak yellow.

[@sunnyztmoney]

Demi Garner Alexa listens to your convos and sells your personal info to advertising companies, also cardi b is the same as Iggy azalea/ Minaj, just repackaged

[@toffletorte]

sunnyztmoney jokes, you know what those are, right? or do they not have those in your world?

[@spookyspook6505]

sunnyztmoney I just puked in my mouth after reading that you compared Iggy to Nicki. Alexa play Barbie dreams.

[@lumen8341]

[old white lady from the 90s here] HEY. stop it. I don't know this Iggy, Minnie, Cardi, whoever but let people like what they like. XD

[@ThankYouPain09]

Demi Garner but he got what he want but she didn’t get Este Lauraunt

[@humanwolf1984]

Rest in peace Betty White. 💔😢💔

[@marqueesound]

Sophia with 3 points from downtown, count it, its good

[@carolinecristalj]

You deserve an award for best narrorator ever!!

[@WordUnheard]

The writing + this guy's voice = GOLDen, girls!

[@Smoot11]

Hits different now.

[@erinbacca59]

This is easily the best A Very Special Episode ever.

[@Mannibal_Lector]

The Diff'rent Strokes episode would like to have a word with you...

[@peachesandpoets]

"rose doesn't want to kill again" 😂 😂 😂 😂 How did I just find this yt series? I cant stp laughing. I'm watching all of them

[@AceOfROMs]

THE GOLDEN GIRLS WENT HARD AS HELL

[@devin_so_devious]

Maybe meet a nice man. Rose DOESN'T wanna kill again 😂😂😂 that took me out

[@chelseamclain3333]

Devin Johnson 😏👋

[@mrbrightside3771]

Thank you for being a friend..

[@schmeltingaccident]

Traveled down the road then back again...

[@BigT.Larrity]

Yeah, a "dirt road" if ya know what I mean

[@freedamerican5243]

Your heart is true!

[@kellieharden7047]

Your a pal and a confidant!

[@freedamerican5243]

And if you threw a party!

[@natalieshannon7659]

This is one of my favorite episodes of "The Golden Girls"

[@graceliagreen5566]

Mine too

[@SuperSara924]

“The Golden Girls went hard as hell” TRU

[@Konglomerant]

Al been cheating!!

[@kuggacouragegx6093]

Konglomerant i am shock to cause this dumb b*tch idiot know all bout that stuff that he cheating on her all the time with everyone but yet still married to him and feel bad that he died women u should move away from him and celebrate that he got what he deserve

[@DoveLady]

kuggacourage gx and miss out on that sweet social security and life insurance? HA! you saw the inside of that crib, how her ass was living. if he was dumb enough to get married knowing he still wanted to thot around, she's securing that bag. fictionally speaking lol

[@kuggacouragegx6093]

DoveLady what

[@DoveLady]

kuggacourage gx "move away"? ☝🏽🤨

[@kuggacouragegx6093]

DoveLady what no cause i had no idea what the heck u talking bout now

[@lej7898]

“Body count podcast”😂😂 “Laid enough pipe to start his own oil company”😄😄 You are savage 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidstrange6759]

I mean...Rose got that honey trap...

[@gbpjpy415]

David Strange 🤣

[@danielgehring7437]

David Strange Aka "coffin bait"

[@stellaroj]

Sophia don't play. True legend.

[@xWeMaketheFuturex]

Please do the Golden Girls episode where they girls house gets broken into and rose turns into a vigilante!!!!

[@jazzycakeup5725]

Marisa Torres omg Yes😂😂

[@erinmiller1433]

Marisa Torres R.I.P. Blanche’s vase

[@jazzycakeup5725]

Erin Miller “MY VASE”

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

Erin Miller Sophia trying to hide the shattered pieces in the potted plant 😂

[@lavoielactee7179]

"At least I didn't shoot Lester."

[@JacquesLeCoq26]

Rest In Peace, Betty White ❤️❤️❤️

[@animechic420]

Do The "All in the Family" When Edith was almost assaulted episode.

[@greaseballjones7705]

Yes! This please

[@karmabum21]

that episode traumatized me a lil bit as a kid. Poor Edith

[@WordUnheard]

Or The Jeffersons episode in which Weezy witnessed a murder, and the murderer gets in her deluxe apartment in the sky, and nearly turns her into a piece of the pie.

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Word Unheard lmao

[@Eguzzisme]

No, don’t do that episode. That was really traumatizing. There are so many other All in the Family episodes that can be done!!

[@KJHall-ts2xy]

Bea Arthur is dressed like a deviled egg. Change my mind.

[@HelloNewMoon]

Like an inside out deviled egg

[@eatyomuffin8276]

Rip Gang , aka Betty White, been knockin the boots off of men for years, a legend an icon. rest in power queen

[@sorvian25]

There are too many classic lines in this piece

[@rogeliofelix13]

Rip Betty and the rest of the Golden Girls

[@tobimakkura]

Lesson of the episode? Y'all know that it's "Do hoe shit on the weekend"

[@rassar7178]

Did anyone else first read this "Betty White-Banged A Guy To Death" Just Me???

[@katara659]

''He dead''