THE GOONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL - GOONS

[@littlederpjunior1476]

Mcnasty dressed as a minecraft painting

[@Gami_The_Paperomancer]

He's a 2x2 painting and if you punch him and place him back on you can change his resolution

[@shredbacca]

lmao said the same to myself.

[@TheHumptyDumper]

He definitely should've been a Hot n Ready

[@XRONIX-prod]

Missed opportunity to wear the hot n ready take-out box on his head

[@shredbacca]

@ just gave me my costume idea for next yr lmao

[@dr.booper_4303]

Nothing like a Halloween special on November 5th

[@jonathan-6958]

They on that mcnasty in charge of goons gaming-type of schedule

[@officialtabb]

Smells like mcnastys doing

[@Mentall.menaceee]

“McNasty was here” type shit 😂

[@im_vibin5069]

emo soup, wonder bread boy, a gas station burrito and hentai

[@raduri]

Sir this is a Wendy's, we dont have those

[@loismylane]

Kiss is emo confirmed

[@abdullahzafar2023]

@@radurisecret menu for the free masons

[@9stripes_]

Thats ricky bobby my guy

[@im_vibin5069]

@@9stripes_ wonder bread... boy same thing

[@stevenarmstrong5364]

The way Dooo sits really makes me think he spent at least a little bit of time as a male camwhore

[@PeacefulPPO]

💀

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

I mean hes marinated in omegle for a good amount of time

[@TntCross915.]

Brazy statement

[@jacobwynne8767]

I was thinking this too. He got his cock framed perfectly way too fast to be an amateur

[@TheHumptyDumper]

As "TheDooo's" official voice, I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

[@CT5555_]

Gas station burrito with a turtle head poking out.

[@kayagorzan]

I’m smoking on that gas station turtle burrito pack

[@justanotherdude_]

Gooning all over that subway sludge turtle head burrito casing

[@ETHANR26]

you leave my mother out of this

[@Kuria_zhaints]

🤤 Turtle meat burrito 🤤

[@ItsToasty29]

Mcnasty's Minecraft painting costume go hard af

[@mr.melancholy5837]

Bro i died when doo did the paraplegic slug. He looked like a toddler robot struck by lightning

[@childcrusader2072]

Mcnasty getting cut off that many times on the heath bar is hilarious

[@KEN117MC]

I swear it sounds like Dooo never had a childhood. Almost every single candy answer is "Dunno never had one of those. people never bought me them"

[@CoDMw2hunter]

Blarg being surprised that he almost got shot near St Andrews Hall is crazy 😂

[@Valin9275]

It's Blarg's fault for not being armed himself.

[@youngcvsper]

Anybody else yell at the tv with them when they argue or am I insane? This candy bar one got me HEATED 😂😂

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

Literally any time they argue about candy BAR and hot and ready’s I start punching air

[@logankazinec6877]

bro the fact that they TRASHED the flavored tootsie rolls, the vanilla flavor is S tier alone.... needless to say i was fuming

[@LulutheJester]

​@@ryanappelbaum8168I will forever stand with McNasty about the Hot n Ready thing bcuz I understood him for once

[@h20danger34]

@@logankazinec6877 FAAAAAAAAAX thats what i just got done yelling for

[@l.s.8590]

Soup in corpse paint goes bananas

[@TheWalkingDude27]

McNasty is not mistaken about sweet tarts. After Wonka candy disappeared they rebranded a bunch of candy. This means there are like 7 candies with the name sweet tart

[@Ungwolop-bh3qe]

I'm pretty sure he was just thinking of the sweet tarts chews that they had for a while, they were exactly like he said but they had a different texture when you chewed that like melted, only a true fat ass will know

[@duellegend71]

As a proud Canadian I can confirm with blarg “ smarties “ in Canada are candy coated chocolate and what Americans consider “ smarties “ are in fact our rockets and I swear the only time you see them is around Halloween and it’s the only candy left after Halloween EVERYWHERE because nobody buys it which is fine with me cuz it’s like pixie sticks in pill form lmao

[@HereComesWheely]

I was so confused bc I only know the chocolate ones lol That cleared so much up, cheers

[@Jiblits07]

I’m calling them pixie pills now

[@nnssr]

As Australian I can confirm as well expect what Americans consider smarties is what we call lifesavers

[@ronnielacher]

​@@nnssr In America smarties and lifesavers are not the same things.

[@krusader9508]

Finally soup is back!

[@tjking7457]

Nothing like watching Ricky Bobby, a gas station burrito, a weird skeleton thing, and a pixelated man talk about stupid stuff for an hour!

[@ojtoons2788]

11:26 bro do not hesitate at all to hold the mic with his mouth lol

[@Goober_77]

46:11 "y'all got any HeAtH" had me fucking dying😂😂😂

[@femtrapta5874]

Blarg's Detroit story sounds like dialog I'd hear in GTA playing as Franklin

[@jumb0mumb036]

Damn, I like heath bars 😭

[@itspeenutbuttr]

ikr they’re actually bomb. especially in milk shakes

[@watersuppliertoafrica8296]

Dude same

[@CannonMusic05]

Thank you they are some of my favorite candy bars

[@michaelscroggins2292]

Bro they probably had the heath Klondike ice cream and don’t even know it😂

[@autumn614]

Bro foreal!! They are S teir.

[@thetwitchywarlock]

Heath bars do NOT deserve this slander, they are fucking goated

[@parmesanjon]

right? that shit is A tier all day

[@WhyitJellyDonut]

Their great with other things but not my favorite on their own. Like a heath blizzard from Dairy Queen FUCKS.

[@moankeyman7832]

I came here just to say this lol. Heath bars are the best !

[@hilmethan]

heath goes hard as fuck

[@TheHumptyDumper]

The heath blizzard slaps unreasonably hard.

[@Handysides]

I’ve fallen asleep to this podcast twice already and this is the third time I’ve had to rewatch. Can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing but I’m not complaining one bit!

[@csonweedagain5054]

35:59 you can just barely hear the S, flying close to the sun there Mr. Blarge

[@yaboipktendo]

Doo is cosplaying my boy Fresh Cut Slim

[@EfymirTheTransient23]

23:08 Bro is NOT beating the allegations

[@SituationNormalAint]

That's like the 3rd or 4th time in goons history mcnasty has almost said the n-word lmfao

[@jtr4256]

the "probly call em doogie hoogies up there bud" at 48:05 had me god damn cryin

[@ETHANR26]

fun dip s tier yall crazy

[@ETHANR26]

whopper are the crunchy balls

[@skyler2597]

36:28 I felt personally attacked by Blarg’s 100% accurate statement.

[@queen_lo_93]

Heath bars are incredible, you fuckin' heathens

[@zaklynne8863]

Need more dooo physical comedy

[@angeldimuerto4901]

Nobody ate pixie sticks. They snorted them in class

[@jakobhoward2287]

Soup dressed in corpse paint on one hand makes me impressed, and on the other hand makes me worry about nearby ecclesiastical buildings. (black metal joke)

[@lilIAN97huh]

Smarties deserves to be s-tier solely based on the fact you can "smoke" them. The core memories i have of smoking them in class while me and my friends pretended to be mafia bosses are vivid as hell. I almost got suspended for "smoking illegal substances" 😂😂

[@XlightninX]

7:10 that wasn't the worm that was the 2x4

[@b_smooth165]

Mcnasty awoke a memory in me when he brought up the tootsie pop wrappers with the star

[@heathclout1054]

45:18 I feel personally attacked

[@Welkynnn]

we figured it out. the eight legged chinese ATE ALL the 10 billion crabs.

[@gagebusby3482]

43:11 McNasty you just brought back a deep childhood memory

[@RubenRodriguez-so2lt]

18:51 me when I ask to get an alcoholic drink at a cafe

[@stefenlisenby3638]

Perfect timing. A Halloween episode just in time for Thanksgiving.

[@MochiK1ng]

An alien, a goth, a Twister board, and a Minecraft painting for Halloween. peak creativity guys 👏👏👏

[@mikepdesigns8801]

Welcome back soup we missed you 🫡

[@thegamingghoul239]

The heath bar convo had me dying!!! 😂😂

[@andrewpower1314]

I love when new podcasts drop, I love listening to them at work, just 11 hours of listening to the goons, I can just feel myself getting smarter and smarter each episode

[@MrMarrok657]

Dooo is the alien Joe Satriani surfed with

[@mutantmustache448]

I say candy bar dooo, you're not alone

[@barrothontherocks3325]

it's all about the packaging, if you see the individually wrapped bag you wouldn't grab it if someone said "grab me a candy bar" but you sure would if it was the 2 pack at the cash register

[@mutantmustache448]

@@barrothontherocks3325 yeah but i also wouldn't call an airhead a candy bar, I would just call it candy. I think candy bars have to be chocolate and in some kind of bar/rectangle shape

[@sebastianwallin9014]

"GET OUT"

[@N.clark2009]

Heath slander will not be tolerated

[@BigUnc47]

7:17 skate 3 hall of meat

[@TheLazyGuyZero]

s tier for me is green pack skittles, snickers, kinder chocolate, reese and fizzy bubblegum candy. most other candies are there as a form of replacement when i need something different for that occasion. Happy post halloween, hope someone got invaded in some form for their happy horror event.

[@VoiZZo]

Just seeing the notification made my night

[@Jamalgamers_pet_gorilla]

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[@VoiZZo]

​@@Jamalgamers_pet_gorillaY0 it'w Whatthesigma-c9b

[@smallwhitegnome]

Trick or treaters each get a 50 pound bag of ground chuck

[@CannonMusic05]

I don’t care what anyone says Bit o honeys are good not as Halloween candy but in general, they are good candies

[@skirata9554]

It would be noice if the goons could upload a new episode today or tomorrow. If it’s tomorrow it would be a great birthday gift🎉

[@pableezy98]

At 32:38. They're called strawberry bon bons. The brand is arcor

[@GoofAnic]

“It’s not a bar.” Pulls up a picture of Applebees.

[@GingerBeardMan977]

king diamond in the bottom left go hard as fuck

[@daniellee4807]

Podcast binge update, ep 114 🙏🙏 getting closer boys this has been a wild couple weeks

[@Cookie0927]

Yo, Doos suit looking mad sexy~!

[@TheCountryFrog]

Zero is a nougat tube covered in white chocolate. Absolutely up McNasty's alley

[@littlewhimsi]

mcnasty was literally talking about sweet tarts chews i’m pretty sure…….

[@_NickSF_]

Just in time for halloween

[@its_yaboy_j5278]

Candy corn is lit. Get a bag of candy corn and salted peanuts, mix it up, and 😋

[@thecour8379]

Dude, that sounds fire. I need to try that...

[@daltonsims6347]

41:07 I would only eat the vanilla one of these. 😂

[@MaztRPwn]

24:41 Huuuh? Y’all eat garbage tier peanut butter chocolate but not actual candy like Nerds and Sweet Tarts??? 😂

[@leonthemighty]

These dorks out here ranking candy when they're the least certified for the job.

[@thecour8379]

​@@leonthemighty except for the box guy my dudes.

[@malyck]

Now that chuckle sandwich is ending. It would be dope for you guys to take on their traditions, speakpipe, Reddit aita etc. think about it

[@owenzski]

Where is the new vid, I just came back from a week long moon gooning session hoping for a video

[@Zakrose_]

Bring back the intros mcnasty cmon lol, part of the life of these

[@ZeroScapes]

Alll of these costumes are fire AND hilarious. "I wanna go fast" - Ricky Bobby

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Bruh that thumbnail 😂💀

[@KoolAccountOrsum]

32:04 "Yeaah yummy ooooo caramel 😃"

[@joedaddy20]

Soup looks like Silent Bob going as King Diamond

[@xslayerx75]

22:25 Krunch bars are great, but it's like eating tin foil an after 2 bars you mouth is shredded.

[@jackattack3504]

lmao they have no clue how accurate it can be for a dude in corpse paint to hitler salute 10:24

[@puttumsftw8478]

The "Grandma candy bowl" seems to be a global thing lol ALL grandmas have a candy bowl.

[@Houndria]

7:13 stiffest worm ever xD 6/10 for effort, looks like ya getting beamed home xD

[@UmbralAbsolution]

Soup's face paint looks like Joey Jordison

[@Colt-z8x]

Bro “adult chocolate” had me dying.

[@aron1626]

Are the GOONS left footed or right footed ❓

[@VoiZZo]

left foot creep im walkin' with the heater

[@kayagorzan]

8 feet, 8 legs, he’s here

[@cranjismcbasketball919]

Chinese man

[@LucSkywalkerFTJ]

honestly the podcast has only gotten better after 5 years. Aging like a fine wine

[@ghastlygamming1519]

Got me giggling and kicking my feet in english class. lmfao

[@deafbythirty4148]

Thanks for the Halloween special on November 5th buddy

[@cynicalaxegaming8855]

m&ms are the kendrick lamar of candy -blarg 2024

[@OfficialBillyBeamer]

Full body Doo in 2024 is fucking insane 😭

[@YurtFerguson]

I will admit. For the longest time I would always see a zero bar in the gas station and my first thought was "what kind of a weirdo eats a zero bar" and then I picked one up and read it and it's like white chocolate fudge with nougat and some other stuff in it and my next thought was "Awe damn I'm one of those weirdos who eats a zero bar. " And now no lie it's probably one of my more favorite candy bars to buy in a gas station

[@sensagesan]

25:20 mcnasty AND blarg are both right. there’s the regular smartees and they have a soft and chewy smartees that are actually MUCH better.

[@jayoh8616]

Me and Blarg be the same. Enjoy Twizzlers, hate m&m's

[@SP3NC3ER]

doo doing the worm has broken me

[@edmi8832]

Dooo doing the worm LMFAOOOO IM DYING HAHAHAHHA

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

Great to see Soup back and the return of Zgvzgzazagvzgzazgza.

[@milesmaxwell09]

Zero bar is the most underrated not known candy bar. #1 S it's like a white chocolate snickers

[@jHammy7]

Caseoh blurred his camera more, RIOT

[@kaszrack2859]

The tooth brushes unlocked a memory for me, I live in the uk and I remember them being so fire, they are basically just jelly kinda sherbet sweets each colour having a different flavour. 10/10 mouth texture lemme tell u .

[@LightningBlade1406]

GUYS MCNASTY IS ABSOLUTELY REMOVING THE BLUR FILTER SLOWLY, YOU CAN TELL

[@sircybin8371]

this is the moment the goons realize soup is why they are funny

[@515me]

Dude seeing someone laugh while wearing corpse paint is unexplainably funny. Like if Shagrath just heard a really good joke.

[@SpencerShaw-c1r]

Can't believe he said 5:30 pm and when I look at my clock it's literally 5:30

[@rovingut5171]

Best fuckin episode so far

[@Jgthajuiceman35]

Blarg looks like a loaf of sara lee white bread

[@nizarrjoub7515]

The hottest alien alive is on the goons podcast, the only people I will believe if they tell me aliens are real

[@soviet_axe]

33:04 dollar general just look down the candy aisle for a bit