The Grand Opening - The Cream Brothers

[@gramathongaming]

"Chuck the FUCK" God, this line gets me every time

[@kidgnome808]

I'm fucking dying over this line right now

[@kevon217]

Lolllll

[@POHusky]

I come back every few weeks to watch this part

[@wordpencilcap]

You can’t choose them is the thing 😂

[@mollyduerig7788]

It's this part for me ​@@wordpencilcap😂🪦he says it in such earnest

[@ryanmiech2380]

Don't they know that it is too cold out and their ice cream machine's don't work?

[@andrewcugliari3425]

They weren't getting customers because everybody was aware that the ice cream machines freeze up when it gets too cold

[@personanongrata9501]

Also I have doubles no triples

[@jameshowlett9170]

In one of my uh doubles of the barracuda I drove by the ice cream stores and that’s how I know about the ice cream machines

[@christiankettlewell]

*wink*

[@johnson1010YT]

Yeah, and if that's not true, then the other stuff isn't true either... *shrug*

[@slop101]

It's difficult to make ice cream look gross, but they did it!

[@omyyer]

Underground there's half as much food as this.

[@frankmcgovern5445]

They're wearing hats so no one can pull their hair up but NOT out.

[@zactolan561]

They've never seen as much food as this

[@jonahflynn9311]

the bones are their money

[@BigOleNuttSak]

@@jonahflynn9311 and so are the WORMS

[@alexernest6923]

sorry to be so off topic but does anyone know a method to get back into an Instagram account..? I somehow forgot the password. I appreciate any tricks you can give me.

[@johnson1010YT]

Someone must have told Tim this was an ice cream truck for grown ups and he could say whatever the *hell* he wanted!

[@wiskyr6510]

"Do any of these...FUCKERS...come out of the fucking engine and cumshot into the icecream with their big horsecocks"

[@SiculusTheEpithet]

Big fat load of butt muffins then

[@samfilmkid]

YA THINK ANY OF THESE FUCKERS JUST DROP THROUGH THE FUCKIN' CEILING AND LAND ON A FUCKIN' HORSE COCK?

[@hokiejoe17]

Fucking fuckers ever just fall from the ceiling and shit?

[@burtknighten4438]

Cum shot

[@migduh]

I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT ICE CREAM

[@gradycp]

The ice cream is his corn

[@CameronBrtnik]

@@EricDavisED *cold

[@MichaelSLeahey]

Don’t laugh!

[@jordancutler1898]

TAY-BUHLS

[@dwalto1977]

You sure about that?

[@Jgallstar1]

The way he winds up and leans back to say "fuck" gets me every time.

[@mialona]

AN ALLIGATOR FART! A TIGER FACE! A LITTLE CAT!

[@TheRosytoes86]

You don't know him!

[@Nope2479]

@@TheRosytoes86 best fucking part right there.

[@SteveS86]

I come back to this video just for this sequence.

[@SteveS86]

He went a little off the rails there.

[@neildurbin]

@@SteveS86 they both did.

[@ruule]

Honestly I come back to this vid only for the "CHUCK THE FUCK!!" 🤣🤣

[@joraffe]

1:53

[@wederdooper]

A doggy sound A monkey burp An alligator fart A tiger face A little cat You don't know him

[@NathanielSkinnerMusic]

The cones are not NOT their bones. The bones are not NOT their money.

[@mycarrysun]

And also not NOT their dollars

[@stubert94]

tim is fucking hilarious. just started watching him and he's definitely one of my favorite comedians now

[@fromthedoor]

omg Tim Robinson is so funny

[@gavinalan]

So the ice cream machine does freeze up when it's cold outside.

[@raytimpson3361]

Nobody does rage quite like Tim Robinson

[@BrianSmith-ik7xn]

Nope I'm done. You just wanna yell you don't wanna help

[@ldmaier96]

On Cinema is the only show that comes close, Tim is just explosive

[@johnson1010YT]

This is how he buys his house. Its how he keeps his house hot.

[@mikeatwood895]

I don’t think he should have yelled at Chuck.

[@ronvlaarsvar6867]

He didn't actually yell at Chuck i've seen this a bunch of times

[@lonniedeckermusic]

Tim Robinson doesn't need to do much to make me laugh. Just stand there will suffice.

[@spiderpigcallis]

Its good to see Lutz get work after 30 rock!

[@kevindiazramirez2165]

Butt muffins? Nice. Its guys like him that push the culture forward to a brighter future

[@tropicalpnch4549]

i lost it at the cherry 😂 he looked so lost trying to find it on the floor or whatever

[@robb5744]

A LITTLE cat!! You don't KNOW HIM!!

[@mialona]

NO WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@2010RSHACKS]

Winter time is actually the ideal time to eat ice cream. It lasts much longer without melting

[@bcc5701]

Also it’s a rare valuable treat since Ice cream don’t work in the cold.

[@taylorhennebury3036]

I'm gonna need a full fucking season

[@zacmargolis1104]

1:51 he makes me laugh too hard

[@SwaggMessiah69]

Lol they dropped the cherry and started to break character and still pulled it off.

[@blismwithmyblizblop]

So awkward! 🤗 Lmao, the ice cream is hot and the hot fudge is cold!

[@turnsoonest]

What kind of ice cream truck have you ever seen that has swearing in it?

[@Tayl0NP]

There's no swearing, all they say is shoot

[@nonethelessfirst8519]

I've never not seen one driven by a crackhead.

[@taskendeer]

3:03 looks like Tim was close to loosing it and turned his face away for a second :D

[@bensmart2829]

it took me a bit to realize that was Lutz from 30 rock

[@michaeljacksin9367]

that was also the night that the skeletons came to life

[@jackc913]

The people in that neighbourhood: "Don't even try to come and sell me any CRAP! I don't want that!"

[@dr.bacculadracula8553]

I look in the toilet and it's purple. PURPLE AND BLACK

[@mitchelljensen5527]

What is he saying at 2:53? Frenching? Crunching? Fratching?

[@tannalikestotalk]

“Forgot to turn to freezer on” he just says it weird and muddled😭

[@dakotareistad7047]

NOO WHIP!!

[@drewcauthen1778]

your actual muffins that you ingest

[@NotNotKenny]

I shouldn't mention this around strangers,but ice cream makes me thirsty.

[@chuckhunter77]

My father in law worked at a local dairy distributer. He loaded the trucks. He said they always sold more ice cream during the winter than during the summer.

[@ErwinSchrodinger64]

I've been watching I Think You Should Leave. I watched the first episode. I said to myself what is this. I watched another 6 episodes. Still didn't know whether I liked it. Watched this. Still don't know whether I liked it but for some reason I still watch it. I went to the steak house the other day. What did I want? Sloppy steaks! It's like Tim's thought become a brain infection to the viewer. So good. I think.

[@AmericaTheSimpleMinded]

I cracked up so hard when they did the Johnny Cash parody… IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE!

[@samfilmkid]

Yeah, Tim knew exactly who he was all the way back then.

[@CalvinHikes]

Ice cream sells more in the winter.

[@Jaysus777Live]

Lost it at Chuck the FFFUCK!

[@andrewmalenda199]

$13 did an actual spit take

[@rubensanchezramirez7028]

The arms on shoulder continuity errors are intentional? Because I can't focus

[@zacmargolis1104]

How is there only like 90k views still?

[@imnotabeetleiswear6549]

I like that one thing is certain in a Tim Robinson character, they don't like people who yell

[@YoungPHAZE91]

Who’s here because they watch all of itysl and they wanted to find more Tim Robinson?

[@Samwise_92]

What show is this from?

[@OriginEnergySux]

"I like your squarf"

[@foday529]

I googled "The cream brothers" & got something completely different & inappropriate.

[@Captain_Jack514]

Thanks for visiting my site!

[@Ater_Nefarium]

+C@ptain_Jack good thing they finally found it partner

[@privateuser7]

"A liiiiitttlleeee cat, YOU DONT KNOW HIM"

[@Jonnywaffles64]

was that Lutz from 30 rock?

[@downDOGMAyoga]

Yeahh! How does a KZbin channel afford this shieet

[@ian9outof10]

+downDOGMA because Lorne Michaels owns Broadway Video and Above Average. Lorne is the showrunner of Saturday Night Live and other hits like 30 Rock.

[@downDOGMAyoga]

ian9outof10 hmmm, thanks for explaining how the connections are made, but I still feel like the costs for writing, filming, and editing the videos plus the cost of hiring established actors are way higher than any KZbin earnings

[@ian9outof10]

+downDOGMA yup, the absolutely are. The thing is, to make a business that's diverse and profitable you sometimes have to invest and make a loss while you grow the company. This stuff probably takes a day to shoot and a day or so to edit. It's not super-expensive, but they endgame is clearly to build something like Funny or Die.

[@downDOGMAyoga]

ian9outof10 you're probably right about a day of filming and a day of editing, but read the description and see that it took 23 people and 3 actors to produce the whole video... I feel like most KZbin production companies stick to crews of around 12. Hope above average makes it to becoming at least an above average comedy channel. They've done way more than the 2 people here at downDOGMA have

[@relentlessproductions333]

I love a great cute meet story.

[@connorphillips1929]

People really didn’t understand the genius in this 6 years ago.

[@tyso5146]

It’s times like this when, we love a video, but also notice the importance of proper audio.

[@cgn833]

I’m not even supposed to beeeeee here

[@SBRS47]

Forgot to turn the freezer on so it's a bit melted.

[@benman1577]

"yeah it was funnier when i was doing it but then you yelled."

[@juliuscaesart]

1:50 ☠️😭

[@adumb1985]

I choose Blimpy's

[@handsomeblackman255]

That song....... 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@mcanimations4317]

That’s definitely the price of ice cream today 😂

[@Macky4941]

Nah, $2.99 for a small ice cream cone like that.

[@mieshanicole1614]

Chuck the Fuck! 😂😂

[@MrYogiBell]

That'll be $13.... 🥶

[@naumz5062]

...That'll be thirteeeen dollars.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

2022? The story checks out 🍦... LGB!!!

[@timdaly3531]

A little cat… you don’t know him 😅😅

[@saityavuz76]

Perfect.

[@mr2_mike]

This Lutz from 30 Rock?

[@solomonward8862]

Clicked on the thumbnail thinking it might be Blake Anderson

[@BlondheimTheGriever]

Am i the only one who likes ice cream in the cold lol

[@brandonsookey4457]

I wonder if he has trips of the road runner

[@martinspud8325]

Makin that poor girl stand there that long at the end is fucking sadism lol

[@petehasplans]

YOU'RE NO PART OF THE TURBO TEAM

[@toastedjoe1013]

I could tolerate any crappy low-level job like Dollar Tree if I had Stan as a co-worker. I'd just be laughing all day.

[@tniggsification]

This guy has my dying

[@BradiKal61]

ok so i have bought and eaten ice cream while working outside in the winter so the joke is on me???

[@Dogonerah]

Worms are their money bones are their dollars

[@isaacrobinson4759]

To be fair, that was a really nice scwarf

[@AllDayDavis]

Squarf

[@marceltiel7919]

Is that the Broomshakalaka guy?

[@dr.bacculadracula8553]

NO WHIP!

[@mikeanderson981]

"Leave him alone!"

[@dandean1351]

You don’t know how to treat the customer, you don’t know how to treat the bone momma

[@stephenzaremba7291]

CHUCK THE FUCK 😂

[@vaegontargaryen9203]

Is that lutz?

[@thievingcthulhu8632]

this is fucking great

[@syrupee]

"we got a loose cherry.."

[@GoingNorthObv]

A LITTLE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@betterbuiltgarage6409]

They have triple ice cream trucks. If they don’t then none of the other things are true. They have a pristine one. And he has a wife

[@SidneyBroadshead]

John "Lutz" Lutz

[@bluenerd8297]

if you crossed Andy Kaufman with Ed Green

[@n0lanv0id]

haha butt muffins haha

[@davidesposito1590]

LUTZ

[@mattsherwood1944]

I feel like any body who likes this stuff will love "Freebase addict Robert Howell on Rehab tequila and toot"

[@phobos258]

LEAVE THEM ALONE!

[@DDDD-hv3ub]

Why would you ever go into business with Stan in the first place, tho

[@thebigbois4016]

CHUCK THE FUCK

[@andrewjemmott3213]

And not your BUTT muffins!

[@Ater_Nefarium]

I want more skits >.> it's not so much funny per say but interesting like what will happen next

[@jose602g]

It’s interesting, the cones

[@monsignorerasmus.6441]

It was funnier when i said it, then you yelled.

[@bisket2003]

and not you butt muffins

[@br00talitydawg]

I'm a cream brother, ask my girlfriend