The Great Emu War

Had to reupload this one due to a minor audio syncing issue.
Did you guys like how the emus had people feet?
Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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[@jordangiles9222]

Reported to God for drawing Emus with human feet.

[@hamoodhabibi]

I know it looks devilish

[@kattakid9884]

Wtf i hate you i didn't notice and didn't want to

[@irinerr]

OH GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT

[@irinerr]

OHHHH GODDD

[@malsmals]

I've watched this video for like a year ago and now i just noticed that shit wtf

[@user-mh8it8kv3t]

When I was little I was chased by about 5 emus and I had to throw my sandwich at them and run. I never forgot that sandwich.

[@BiningiTheBanan]

R.I.P. Sandwich. We will never forget you.

[@KidKatastrophe2314]

Did you make it?

[@shady8045]

This is amazing lmao

[@mykey2max]

• - • god that sounds terrifying but so funny

[@amanassi7346]

@@KidKatastrophe2314 he's alright but he died

[@-_-_-_-_-370]

Oversimplified's Emu War: Gentlemen version Sam O'Nella's Emu War: Crackheads version

[@BingusLover-ck2nj]

You misspelled “the superior version”.

[@thenotreallebron]

Oversimplified’s Emu War: Neutral Good Sam O’Nella’s Emu War: Chaotic Evil

[@bushmg1061]

@BingusLover3127 It’s a damn shame I can’t like that more than once

[@spleet1732]

;-; are we ripping on Sam now?

[@vulpix2001]

Oversimplified's Emu War: plebs choice Sam O'Nella's Emu War: Patricians taste

[@yellobanana6456]

Things emus do: - walk on crops - crap on crops - crap on walks - crop on craps - crab on docks - captain on the rocks

[@Ockulogrove]

Walk on walk

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

0:47

[@PondOfGlue]

Dunk on cops 🤔

[@aftermax01]

This is Major Tom that craps on crops

[@ebrucan7161]

rock around the clock

[@theaveragestabilizer6415]

"A solid Hillary Clinton in fertility" I'm dying

[@workhardism]

"I wonder why Bill Clinton fooled around so much?" Looks at a pic of Hillary. "Oh, ok, I understand it now."

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

@@workhardism 0_0 What

[@kizilm5315]

May you rest in peace

[@draphotube4315]

@Eric Lee nah, that’s just a pessimistic perspective.

[@draphotube4315]

@Eric Lee maybe, we don’t know, although I would find that pretty boring... just to say. Many believe it is only our body that is mortal. So yeah probably not needed. But it isn’t like from the beginning of birth your dying. You die once, You live everyday you have this experience as a human.

[@BlueDrew10]

They were only given 10,000 rounds to kill 50,000 emus? This operation was doomed to fail from the start.

[@youtubetears8732]

That's Crazy

[@xoreign]

There were only 20,000 at the time.

[@xoreign]

@darklordster A round being able to kill more than one bird isnt too unreasonable.

[@loone3100]

Truth is, the war was rigged from the start.

[@xoreign]

@darklordster Cant exactly blame someone for lack of knowledge in regards to bird warfare.

[@joshuahale7597]

I grew up in Australia and not ONCE did my history teachers ever mention this. Literally the coolest part of our history and no one even talks about it...

[@Salnax]

Which is weird, since it’s practically the only piece of Australian history a lot of non-Australians know about.

[@jonnnnniej]

@@Salnax I wouldn't underestimate how much more non Australian people know about Aboriginals then Australian people...

[@analcommando1124]

Because it was an incredibly minor event and the term "war" was used ironically and comically. Most people I know had never heard of it. It's just become an internet meme and unfortunately people take it seriously and think its a major thing.

[@nisur6794]

Because it's just a internet meme that some non Australians use to mock Australians.

[@Hamantha]

Cause they lost lol

[@williamvanvoorhis2681]

As an Emu I can confirm that my grandfather served in the great Emu war

[@DeVolksrepubliek]

Lmao

[@NAME-yg8sl]

I am grateful for his service🙏

[@thomaskositzki9424]

Hey, I saw you over at Oversimplified's comment bar already!

[@DeVolksrepubliek]

@@thomaskositzki9424 Nice

[@c4ndym0nster]

Mine too I'm half emu

[@vatevor]

why didn't they just recruit the emus into the Australian army? Australia would be unstoppable

[@requiem6465]

One senator suggested this and even compared the emu's to the zulu.

[@GeneralJakeMLB]

Just give them a fucking army knife and they will destroy China in seconds

[@nicholasloremann4741]

whatevernm555 HOLY SHIT i did not think about that

[@jcthefluteman]

Because emus really don't give a fuck

[@JonesyMcDanes]

well if Australia was attached to anything that would work, but its not and I'm pretty sure any ship would sink via emu shit before it reached land

[@JoSTomchess0809]

You didnt mention that the farmers decided to build fences after the war and that pretty much solved their problem

[@thekramer1097]

One would have think that a fence would have been the first thing to try like... common sense. But Australia I guess ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[@crabhell3751]

@@thekramer1097 to be honest we just needed an excuse to shoot up some emus.

[@thomasramirez5132]

@TheTree not just any big chickens, THE tactical big chickens

[@rockhistoria2537]

@@thomasramirez5132 the big tactical BULLET PROOF chicken

[@oldmansamsay1023]

We did have fences, the emus were notorious for breaking them, we just decided that chicken wire doesn't work against mega chickens, and made better fences.

[@im_a_pretzel6715]

If I had a nickel for ever time a emus won a war I would have 2 nickels that’s not a lot but it’s weird it happend twice

[@user-BadUsername]

Weird still you’d expect more

[@leonardovaldivia5200]

Doofensmirf reference

[@corporalcod79]

@@aidenpearce5275 stfu

[@poopiehed9500]

@@aidenpearce5275 shut up man

[@mauricethegecko9700]

@@aidenpearce5275 "jojo sewage"?

[@marcuskwasa902]

That fertility scale was one of the best non number based scale I’ve ever seen. Truly helped me picture the scarcity of fertility in the time

[@feral-introvert]

as an australian, i can confirm: emus are still salty about this to this day

[@kevinnorris6558]

But didn’t the Emus technically win the war against the Australian military?

[@feral-introvert]

@@kevinnorris6558 emus never forget

[@user-uh9sf5sg3n]

As a fellow Australian I completely agree

[@fanta-cool7532]

Are you living under an emu dictatorship now?

[@billyjim0733]

@@fanta-cool7532 unfortunately yes oh SHIT THEY SAW ME AHODIAHBOIEGHUBW

[@mousetvalerie]

"It's a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once" As an Australian, can confirm

[@BelleFlower15]

Omg I missed that 🤣 what a dark joke

[@reneedavidson3288]

Dingo ate my baby

[@rougeakane]

😂😂💀

[@Stevefrom2076]

As an Australian u should know it’s spelled dingos

[@hoodstarx]

It's true I was the Australian

[@piguinea1]

"The men were feeling a little discouraged after losing to a bunch of discount ostriches"

[@zacdillon4311]

"I mean it's a nice change for the kids to be eating the dingos for once..." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

[@blueberryboi9426]

If it wasn’t for the brave Australian farmers and soldiers’ actions, we would all be speaking Emu to this day.

[@jetlags1474]

Underrated Comment

[@slimegod660]

@Oof_Ster Bob_Ross Quack. 👏 Quack. 👏 Quack. 👏 Screech. 👏 Squak. 👏 Translation: Bad. Emus. Goto. Emu. Hell.

[@bearofthewoods123-8]

@@jetlags1474 *Meanwhile it's the top comment and has 1K likes*

[@fishbot9902]

since birds are reptiles Australia would be ruled by reptilians *YES!*

[@bearofthewoods123-8]

@@fishbot9902 Birds aren't reptiles.

[@NessaWyvern]

Australia: Loses a war against Emus. New Zealand: Eats a bigger version of Emu to extinction.

[@dracoqueen1263]

*New Zealand Then Also Kills Off The Biggest Eagle In The Process*

[@jellyfish0311]

The only thing bigger is their appetite

[@davidmartin9225]

Those "Bigger emus" were pansies, REAL emus aren't using size as their only defence.

[@Albukhshi]

@@davidmartin9225 Well, the Maori themselves explained that it wasn't just that they were pansies (they were) It's that they didn't eve have a well-developed fight or flight mechanism. It appears even the Haast's eagle didn't exist long enough to influence moa evolution (doesn't help that the eagle comes from above, not around).

[@matthewfredericks1640]

We should of sent the kiwis after the emus during the war

[@sinistrality7883]

I love how it's called "The Emu War" implying that the Emus fought back in large numbers, they didn't call it "Attempted Emu Extermination" or something slightly cohesive or realistic, no just call it "Emu War"

[@Pacster15]

Emu's can actually be quite aggressive. It's not uncommon for provoked Emu's to mob anyone that gets too close or annoys them.

[@herocatgirl7112]

The way you drew the emus with kinda realistic human feet always cracks me up

[@johnbrownsbody3272]

Call of duty Emu warfare

[@bloodshotred6334]

Still better than infinte warfare

[@osedebame3522]

Playing as the Emus destroying a farmers crops and eating them would be cool. Imagine the meme potential for a game like that.

[@jo_8256]

Call of emu bird ops 2

[@nolancruzsmith]

Make it happen Infinity Ward

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

That actually sounds amazing

[@skyboy9052]

I really like how the emus have human feet

[@jessicaweinshenker1659]

We have snakes with human traits.

[@m.guypirate6900]

I am an emu with the mind of a human an the body of a human

[@cherrysoda06]

@@jessicaweinshenker1659 this might sound weird but I like your last name

[@randomanimator6289]

I looked it up I don’t know it doesn’t look too human like but I can kinda see it

[@DeWitherWarrior]

@@randomanimator6289 in the video they have human feet not in real life

[@ceddyd]

When he said “don’t crowd fund. Crowd source.”, I thought for sure he’d have a sponsor then.

[@michealdoyle5571]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that he actually drew Tanzania?

[@innacrisis6991]

Different country mate, that's Tasmania. It's sort of like Austria and Australia, easy to misread but completely bloody different

[@mrmanawdaws3476]

lmao tanzania

[@helpfulhandgrenade1472]

"Quack" -Unknown, 1936

[@Nuevomexicano]

Under rated

[@concept5631]

Brave soldier.

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

space duck?

[@notkingali1798]

Mr Happy TFS??

[@rildomarcio69]

Tell my wife I said quack

[@liumwastaken]

i wasn't ready for those feet

[@eisleyism]

I was.

[@SamONellaAcademy]

That's what she said After I curb stomped that bitch when she talked back WOO DOMESTIC ABUSE YEAH

[@rrr21able]

Haha domestic abuse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@eisleyism]

I was looking for a pita bread sandwich with tuna fish and gravy except I was gonna replace it by going over to my local pita pit, and buying a pita sandwich, and throwing away the insides of the pita bread sandwich, and taking the pita bread home with me and using it on my tortilla tuna wrap.

[@alexandrumoise1511]

your east coast is showing

[@poggersquirrel583]

Imagine an angry mob of substandard ostriches sprinting towards you at 45 miles an hour

[@TripleD945]

Terrifying.

[@elowishusmirkatroid4898]

They are definitely not sub standard!They're way more cunning than ostriches

[@maucazalv903]

2:14 "remember, dying for the mob is dying for your sons"

[@sh0gun___]

"It''s a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once" I love this channel.

[@Zoidbergx]

As a Australian. this is one of the funniest things ever!

[@finisterre2415]

As a Australian, i agree :D

[@snoopypingas5426]

As a not Australian, I don't get it.

[@Motherland177]

a dingo ate a baby on frazer island a while back

[@EvilParagon2]

Because of the feral dog population, it's estimated that every dingo is 25% domestic dog as more and more dogs join their packs. Eating Dingo is pretty much eating dog.

[@Dimmo87ie]

“If you want to commit mass murder, don’t crowd fund, crowd source”. -Sam 2020-

[@Willsmithfish1]

2016*

[@rosin_eater]

100th like :3

[@claytong2069]

2016

[@birb9041]

2016 moron

[@mattsmitty77]

2016*

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

I just realized the emus have human feet.

[@mtorngren15]

Word has it, Emus moved to Tasmania, started to rebuild, plotting for vengeance. Satellite images show at least 20k heavy armored tanks, and a serious naval fleet that we can't get a count on

[@Autissima]

They still eradicated 1% Just three people... Still impressive Imo.

[@sh4dy832]

Also, 1'000 dead with 10'000 bullets isn't a bad number, considering that every Emu ate like 3 bullets and half of the time they were fireing from bumpy roads that almost make it impossible to aim.

[@ThZuao]

Current figure for rounds of small arms fired per enemy fatality is 250.. Thousand. Yeah, you read that right. it takes 250,000 rounds of ammunition to kill a single enemy soldier (counting only those killed in a firefight. So no bombs, drone strikes or other stuff that isn't man killing man with their personal kit) Up form 75000 during 'Nam and 50000 in WWII.

[@afrizaldaniswaraali8980]

@@ThZuao Who counted this?

[@Jonathan-fb1kj]

@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 My guess is they got it from a source that divided the total number of rounds expended by the rough number killed which is a shitty way to go about getting the information.

[@BirdRaiserE]

Not only that but 10 rounds per emu is pretty good... for a machinegun. I can't help but feel some scoped guns and more men would have been better for ammo efficiency.

[@ericlutzen4835]

"Don't crowd-fund, crowd-source" you have my subscription

[@Bobelponge123]

U have 560 liks

[@TJ-ft2ks]

I remember doing a presentation on the great emu war and I basically learned everything through this video 4 years ago 😂

[@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757]

2:46 war thunder without gun stabilizers in a nutshell

[@marcossantana1312]

"Tell my wife I said quack" - Emu

[@marcossantana1312]

Mike Rotch that's why your mom loves me

[@toptop961]

I read this the same time as it was showing in the video

[@Tornxx]

Tom was a good man

[@saucyboi8215]

HE'S CHEATING ON ANOTHER BIRD!!!

[@UTTPRamranch]

"I quack you" - Emu

[@mrwri]

20,000 emus reported 50,000 bounties cashed sounds like someone got away with something

[@TeufortCTF]

breeders?

[@keegking1582]

Meester Writer I think he said 200,000 emus not 20,000

[@Abd-kb7tr]

1:42 cant believe Sam predicted the tanks from death stranding

[@DrThunder88]

I like that this is the *Great* Emu War so as to distinguish it from those lesser Emu Wars.

[@alfonzog6327]

**Walking on crops and Crapping on crops and Crapping on Walks and Cropping on craps and Crapping on docks and Captain on the Rocks** Best sequence of words ever put in a sentence.

[@hyperx72]

Along with "I say we deploy a ploy to destroy that unemployed Malloy!" "Every kid has dreamed about being a Swash bucklin, Corn-shucklin, Wife cucklin, cock-sucklin pirate" "Finally, we send it down the line, evacuate the spine, bifurcate the hind, reticulate the spline, and power-wash it again just for good measures"

[@ewa1680]

My favorite rapper

[@joshuabates1355]

@@hyperx72 Best song I ever read

[@igogoplatayobitch7566]

Sounds like an eminem verse

[@mrdertyo9113]

Hell Fucc Yeah! Had to rewind it like 7 times 💯🤣🤣🤣 I'm still crying laffin!!

[@CaptCow]

Emus: Modern day velociraptors with beaks.

[@austing5951]

My great grandfather told me about when he used to shoot them, apparently they have a bone plate on their chest that will ricochet .303, so honestly I'm not surprised we lost.

[@pyroparagon8945]

Shemegory aw hell naw

[@hi-gf5yl]

CaptCow more like Utah raptors because of their large size. Velociraptors are about the size of chickens.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

CaptCow They are though, But Cassowaries will fucking gut ya and take your entrails for jewelry

[@nowdefunct6075]

John Vo you are gonna crush alot of childhoods.

[@bmfsnc8466]

I like how sam apologizes for a mediocre truck drawing when all his doodles are, well just that, doodles, half ass drawings, not great, but that is all a part of the vibe of this great channel!

[@seromniconciente8689]

2:06 why does this looks so familiar

[@mrnorthz9373]

Oh no

[@critzhater8680]

Oversimplified

[@Fsilone]

Government: **puts bounty on emus** Farmers: **start farming emus** Government: **cancels bounty on emus** Farmers: **release emus** Government: SurprisedPikachu.png

[@IronicHavoc]

The emus the farmers turned in were dead

[@Fsilone]

Forget to read the second part? It's hypothetical here, but India did the same thing back when the British ruled them and had put a bounty on cobras.

[@meferswift]

@@Fsilone idk, maybe its too hard farming emus. Ppl are already starving anyway.

[@lordmaximillius3431]

I love this😂

[@SoJoever]

I think that’s called the cobra effect if I remember correctly

[@EmBeeSeven]

I don't think I need to attend college when I get such a vast pool of knowledge from you. Can you cover the entirety of electrical engineering in 5 minutes?

[@SamONellaAcademy]

I don't think I have the CAPACITY for that.

[@cooliobeans7034]

me too thanks

[@keelay8666]

Ha dank memes

[@christopherleveck6835]

+Sam O'Nella Academy try it, once you get amped up you may shock yourself, maybe even charge for it...

[@christopherleveck6835]

+Sam O'Nella Academy knowledge is power?

[@hadgeron9556]

0:30 laughs in extinct volcanic soil are you sure about that

[@drkinferno72]

What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip; we all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Sydney Opera House. Not a word."

[@daroachdoggjr188]

War. War never changes.

[@king.apocalypse4357]

Not Politically Correct, *fallout 3 narrator*

[@Ch1ldish]

Not Politically Correct true

[@hmmmmachine1525]

Well that's Not Politically Correct.

[@shiteyanyo1111]

War never changes Jerry.

[@terrariabookshhelf6317]

Not Politically Correct aight it changed a bit get it straight

[@sarahlinna505]

I don’t know why, but it really makes me happy that the emus have people feet

[@sophietoms8358]

I hate it

[@cashewsftw]

It’s scary tbh

[@carpenoctem3257]

No, they have Satan’s feet, they have a claw on them that can literally gut a human. It kicks, you look down and just before you pass out due to your blood pressure dropping and you going into shock, you get to see your guts slide out onto the floor at the feet of the beelzebird

[@taureon_]

what, the fuck

[@Kore_YT]

Didn't expect to see you here, lol.

[@bmcc12]

By far, the most fabulous provider on KZbin!

[@purplehaze2358]

We may have missed the timeline where big bird was a casualty of the worst astronomical tragedy in human history, but we managed to get the timeline where Emus won a war with Australia.

[@GONMI01]

Does O5 know you're here?

[@foosic1742]

"These fuckers are strong as hell. They're basically meat-laven tanks and they can definitely take a bullet or 3 and still run away."

[@eamesaerospace2805]

Derp_Foosic17 yes we are

[@TheJukkis]

Oh you watched the video too? Nice!

[@felafnirelek8987]

"Its a nice change of pace having the kida eat the dingos"

[@braydenleis4735]

That line killed me 😂 best part of the video lmao

[@lizavetabudnik3140]

i lost it at that one :D

[@andrewwestberry1841]

didn't they recently get exonerated?

[@Nuevomexicano]

You can edit comments now please fix this

[@GrunchFuggler]

what a kida?

[@andrenowaczek4909]

10 bullets per emu sounds extremely reasonable. In fact, that's exactly what I guessed when he mentioned they had 10,000 bullets - 1000 kills. I find it hard to believe that the bounty was less than the price of 10 bullets, so surely they were losing money with that programme. (You don't need to factor in the soldiers' salaries because they get paid regardless).

[@ifihadfriends437]

Yeah but the stupid part is the whole problem was solved when they just built better fences

[@Mightymite1]

But there were 20,000 emus.

[@THE_IRS0]

Sam: they start out in a large mob Markrov: stop tempting me...

[@coolguymei5670]

"Tell my wife i said Quack" - Husband emo 2016 , rip you will never be forgotten

[@Courtenaire9911]

Emus! Not emos! Jones, learn your vowels! -OverSimplified

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

@@Courtenaire9911 I'm surry

[@DeVolksrepubliek]

“Tell my wife i said Qoack” -Hosband Emo

[@boiaaangccus7035]

Australian: *gets into argument* Literally everyone: "Emu war" Australian: Australian: *runs away*

[@Ixe2077]

True.

[@alfonzog6327]

no it's; Aus: *gets into argument* Person: Emu war Aus: *_PUNCHES PERSON IN THE DICK_*

[@waluigi3515]

@@alfonzog6327 what the hell, ball cracking jokes aren't funny at all, shut the fuck up about that shit

[@furno2373]

Like an emu

[@zionleach3001]

Of course when humanity wants to intentionally destroy a species we FAIL.

[@xpercade8926]

This guy is if oversimplified was simplified

[@SeaponyLuna]

"Nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingos for once" I died laughing

[@monkeyuan1326]

Dude, so did I. That was hilarious!

[@jamesstyles8832]

Same

[@gingermcgingin1733]

But that's besides the point

[@monkeyuan1326]

And the point is...

[@kindabadngl3242]

.

[@huemid3974]

Remember that one time Australia nuked a place called emu field

[@maturegambino6182]

I member

[@brockbayley5279]

the brits did that

[@heccshoot]

Emushima

[@nowdefunct6075]

Not Andres Bonifaco lol

[@chasesearle556]

No....

[@thomaskositzki9424]

4:00 So the lesson here kids is: if you want to commit mass murder, don't crowd fund, crowd source. LMFAO, can't stop, I just can't stop laughing!!!

[@thefancyconspiracist]

For anyone wondering why the emu is on the Australian coat of arms, it's not because they can step backwards, but because it was the only way to make a peace treatie

[@DemonJolt]

This is my favorite war.

[@buddhasdisciple4935]

Why is "humans waging war on birds" is a favorite war of yours ? Are you even human ?

[@emusaurus6669]

me too cuz us emus won lmao

[@sherk3286]

xEmuu Just wait until Emu war 2 electric boogaloo. Y'all got slaughtered

[@anthonyppap7226]

A

[@jasonday5143]

h

[@user-cn9ks5tl1c]

Australia fought in both wars. Won the war with millions of soldiers involved, lost the war with knock off ostriches.

[@garcsstuff6734]

The Gaming N0OB it’s incredible how much of a burden the emus put on the economy but yet Australia only mobilised a few soldiers

[@ghenkel0225]

No Ostriches are knock off emus

[@kitkatw321]

just wait till you hear about our dinosaur bird

[@boedoedeedo]

Ghenkel 02 your so correct.

[@thatgoldenguy3272]

I like the idea of emus being “knock off ostriches”

[@Kasparoscar]

There were also various phases of the war with more people involved, ambushes, counterattacks from the emus, traps and ornitologists helping the military predict their enemie’s next moves.

[@georgethefriend29]

So Emus were: Crappin' on crops, Crappin' on walks, Croppin' on craps, Captain on the rocks.

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

A lot of countries would be embarrassed at this defeat, but as an Australian, I'm incredibly proud... It's also the only reason japan didn't attempt a ground invasion of Australia during WW2

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

@TheTree exactly

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

China also lost a war with birds just saying

[@Slippy-Toad-Love]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 Stop deflecting Australian.

[@Juiced_SoS]

@@Slippy-Toad-Love Are you gonna beat the emus?

[@ger8783]

@@Juiced_SoS AC 130 ABOVE

[@chef9524]

Read title as “The great emo war”

[@oceanman_8370]

That sounds funny know but it might happen in a few decades, just you wait

[@iug5672]

Both sides end up killing themselves. Not much of a war

[@whotfisgeo]

no

[@MrPainkiller616]

When the goths cross paths with the scene kids at Hot Topic

[@sephikong8323]

We will never forget that time when 150 rangers of the My Chemical Romance army held off a 1000 men strong contingent of the Good Charlotte legion at the dam. The downpour of lead that followed was truly the stuff of nightmare, the bodies fell down every corner, the sound of gunfire was omnipresent, only broken by screams of agony and horror. If there ever was Hell on earth, that would be this, none of the survivors came back the same. The MCR rangers managed to repel the Legion and killed off over 400 of them, but they lost almost half of theirs in the process. Their bravery should be heralded, but we shall not forget the great sacrifices made during the Great Emo War

[@fongdenise388]

i'm going to watch every channel covering this war and i am never going to get tired of it

[@Joeypearkew]

I love how he pronounces emu as emoo

[@teacup4561]

I swear, literally everything about Australia

[@timothymclean]

I used to think it was impressive that Ned Kelly outwitted the Australian government for so long. Then I saw this video.

[@caneqicc]

What’s wrong with Australia

[@christiannicolas6381]

Everything

[@kindoflame]

The Australia server is just horrible. Almost everything has venom and nothing is an easy kill. Even Koalas, which rank solidly in F Tier, can seriously hurt you. They will never will a fight, but their opponent will always walk away in a much worse condition.

[@caneqicc]

kindoflame ye

[@Elektriciti]

when you showed the picture of the emu's tiny brain it looked like he was stoned

[@Jacob-on2sb]

I thought someone had gouged his eyes out

[@TheEsdaniel]

depressoespresso totally

[@ElysiumDoesThings]

Fun Fact: Emu also have red eyes that STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[@andresgarza6035]

I got some silly thoughts and I hope you know I love putting your videos on before I sleep, They help get my day since I go straight to my room and it’s funny and cool history. It’s like moist critical and like Joe perra mix and it knocks me out. I suffer with depression and most nights lay awake in darkness, but it’s funny to watch you before I rest or while I try to rest i wish you much more subs and thank you.

[@spacecaptainkirby2680]

Tier Zoo says hi and that you're his favorite

[@acoustic1688]

but sam says otherwise back

[@ElecWaff]

Captain Kirby I wanted to say that!

[@Bingusboinguss]

Captain Kirby I

[@augustine5920]

Captain Kirby i

[@raishukimuno2115]

Captain Kirby the 1.8k liker here

[@fashionablebloodfallen6867]

just walking on crops, and crapping on crops, and crapping on walks, and cropping on craps, and crabbing on docks, and captain on the rocks.

[@shrekfan69420]

Katsuragi Kiomik cropping on craps on captain on the rocks while crabbing on the docks

[@freycossy-_-6598]

As an Australian, hearing 'Ee-moo' (as opposed to the regular 'Eem-yoo') really made my skin crawl...

[@dirty.dan37]

I honestly do not understand how in the literal fuck it got that crazy to the fact that this was declared an actual war

[@TimwiTerby]

Bah! You left out how the bounty system totally backfired and how farmers started to *breed emus* in order to cash in more bounties!

[@roelin360]

lol

[@arbiterskiss6692]

That does not surprise me. There's a similar problem in India(I think it's India), where the state encourages people to catch rats and even allows taxes to be paid in rat tails, but this has lead to breeding rat for their tails. I can tell you for certain rats are a serious problem in that part of the world. It's linked to bamboo blooming every thirty years or so.

[@fatalshore5068]

Timwi Heizmann It was all a ploy designed by the sneaky emus, they cannot be denied!

[@rushilsaini6356]

Arbiters Kiss that was in Vietnam where due to a disease called plaque (mostly spread by rats) people were dying so Vietnamise government announced bounty for rat tails eventually people started breeding rats to get maximum benefits of this scheme.

[@ehonda7831]

Allow cats and dogs in cities. Problem solved

[@dworldwide474]

"Don't crowd fund, crowd source." Sam O'Nella inspired the Philippine War on Drugs.

[@cyberdefender2786]

While at the same time he thinks it's insane

[@myohmy9000]

Duterte is weird

[@emmanuelmonforte9928]

yep

[@greenergrass4060]

History According to Mike duterte? i have mixed feelings for him. leaning more to dislike

[@usaturnuranus]

"It's a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once". Here's where I spewed my drink in this episode. Every. Damned. Time.

[@lmd473]

That captain on the rocks bit had my sides in orbit

[@thebitgamer2425]

Emus: * *Exist* * Australia: So anyways I started blasting

[@Cayden1988]

And I quote from a former veteran of the Emu War; “We were on patrol one afternoon, deep in hostile territory. My team leader, whom we were all close mates with, had been with us from the start. This particular afternoon we were patrolling down Feather Valley when the bastards ambushed us from two sides. Our left and right flanks were hit hard by the feathered devils. One Emu had impaled my old mate of thirty years right through his chest with his long head, and looked at me with an evil stare. My old mate was screaming, looking down at his chest. The emu squawked, a terrible screeching sound. It sounded like that of a banshee. I grabbed my other mate by the leg as he was being dragged away by his arm from what I remember seeing as a giant black ball of fur. It’s eyes were red and Satan like. It looked like the embodiment of all that is evil. I yelled “FUCK OFF YA CUNT” and gave my mate one last pull on his shoes and got him free of the monsters grip. Shortly after our ambush, reinforcements arrived, eventually the Emu’s withdrew from the area. I found my old mate, our team leader, dangling upside down from a branch in a tree. His body was clawed and bloodied. I swore to myself I would kill every last one of those cunts...”

[@skozzking6849]

He served Australia well

[@TheJmsJose97]

lmaooo im so dead

[@adisuazo1767]

God bless him.

[@RT-jp7ix]

Bastion legend says that he is still looking for em' cunts

[@SAP20092]

That's some serious attack on titan shit

[@roguespectre9656]

I’m so used to saying “e-mew” but hearing him say “e-moo” gives me life.

[@dickcheney9947]

Who's still consuming this absolute legend in 2022 bruh?

[@sonoftheway3528]

They could've just told everyone to eat the emus...a few a year would probably feed a family.

[@movedaccounts5764]

SonoftheWay35 there's a problem with that, if you hit an emu in the chest part of its body, it poisons itself, making the meat impossible to eat

[@jackieyuen5509]

It poisons itself?? What kinda of fucked up world is Australia?

[@Lusontrix]

everything have poison in australia.

[@mohammadwaquiullah6049]

Australia is literally hell made real.

[@AwkwardHypernerd413]

SonoftheWay35 Australia, land of kangaroos, spider rain, and inedible bulletproof birds!

[@neddlangley5991]

My PTSD is kicking in.

[@shmason740]

my penis is incredibly small, but nice

[@alwang9690]

my penis is incredibly small, but i have a small penis

[@mylvie]

Lol

[@bananabeansyoho7781]

You are the next Justin.Y

[@walter9231]

Oof

[@dorksanddragons]

Welp, time for another binge.

[@thepylonperspective]

“The government put a bounty on emus and that worked pretty well…” India: “Last time I take note from Australia…”

[@user-og9mi9vh4d]

The great emu war: the war where Australia lost to a bunch of birds

[@Raver-1601]

Hetalian from hell Judging from the story it's more like "the war where 3 idiots lost to a bunch of birds"

[@Tornxx]

Yeah we will always win in one way or the other

[@maximilianmusohyeahyeah3681]

The vietnam war: the war where the “worlds strongest army” looses to a bunch of Asian farmers in pyjamas.

[@dcollins8718]

@@maximilianmusohyeahyeah3681 Better than losing to a bunch of birds and you can't even spell pajamas and lose correctly😂

[@gopher3572]

@@maximilianmusohyeahyeah3681 Triggered Aussie lel. We were kicking ass in Vietnam but the cunts back home got pissy.

[@daddy8884]

I keep looking at the emu's feets and i cant stop wheezing

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Weeeeezzz

[@chadicussupremus5182]

Alright daddy

[@erikapavedtheway]

@@chadicussupremus5182 🤨

[@SirJenno]

Moral of the story: armies should recruit more emus

[@ExplainedThroughRap]

One of the best things ever! We dropped our rap explaining the Great Emu war today! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@alexmcmahon8652]

"tell my wife i said quack"

[@ambrosia548]

"If you want to commit mass genocide, don't just crowdfund, crowdsource" I didn't know that Charles Manson watched Sam O'Nella videos

[@velvetthundr]

Hotel Rwanda

[@acyela_851]

One thing, what in the world is an emoo? IT’S EEM-YOU ✨Emu✨ Thankyou

[@fatherdog346]

emos are a goth full of angst and world hatred. be careful, they were just as dangerous as an eshay. but luckily, the emos are an endangered species.

[@michaelj8582]

just google it my man

[@cryo311old]

@@fatherdog346 No that’s an emo, an emu is a software that plays old video games

[@fatherdog346]

@@cryo311old isn't that what said? emu was never mentioned in my comment

[@midnightvulture08]

Sam is like the perfect mix between Oversimplified and Casually Explained