The Great TEMPUS Heist

YO! I'm starting off the 1st anniversary #TEMPUSWeek festivities with a fun gameshow with the TEMPUS boys, "The TEMPUS Heist"!!!
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[@sqilvin]

when my grandchildren ask me what I used to watch in my free time I hope to show them this

[@minjastars]

Timestamps!: 00:00 The TEMPUS Heist intro 03:15 ⭐ Stream start! Snailtare is here as our host, and he's single 03:49 The boys are introduced 07:13 Happy TEMPUS Week! There will be a special stream, announcement, and release each day 07:56 They're gonna kick, steal and eat... cake? 08:50 Hakka died? They think Hakka already got caught 10:19 Snailtare's comfortable at his office 10:38 Hakka lost power, is trying to find the exit 11:35 They see Hakka's feet... and then he's gone again 12:04 They ask for Snailtare's orders 12:15 Inside voices, boys 13:05 Sirens 13:33 Loot split disagreement 14:44 Checks on Hakka 15:22 Flayon blocks Bettel on screen 15:30 Axel and Snailtare knows prison life hacks 15:54 Hakka is in jail right now 16:26 Flayon is told to go back to his room 16:40 Hakka's image... 17:08 ⭐ Game objectives: secure the Aesthetic Shiny Stone, and the winner is crowned the Best Investigative Gentleman, Professional Pilferer 17:43 The abbreviations 18:32 Will the VOD survive? 19:13 Hakka's lawyer is here 19:50 ⭐ Story event: front or back door? 20:47 The boys share their robber names 22:24 Hakka is bailed out?! 22:46 Disagreement about robber names 23:20 Sticky fingers versus sticky body? 24:02 We're Backzoin 24:18 Axel? 24:54 Front door is selected! 25:04 ⭐ Minigame: Tempus timeline tool! They must place the appropriate Tempus event/stream with the correct month 27:09 The list of events are shown on screen, and the boys start guessing 33:35 Bettel can't count 34:08 Shinri is gone, Flayon leans on him 35:45 All the scores are tallied 36:01 The correct timeline is revealed 37:50 They sing Happy Birthday to Hakka 38:22 ⭐ Story event: The boys are shot by arithmetic! The boys have to answer pop questions 39:53 Snailtare does not have legs, Flayon 40:34 Story: staircase! How many stairs do they go at a time? 41:45 ⭐ Minigame: Finish the phrase 54:14 Current standings 54:53 ⭐ It's the Aesthetic Shiny Stone! 56:10 How to take it out? They let Shinri cook 57:40 Bettel, you need to... 58:17 ⭐ Minigame: The power of friendship! They must guess the collab that includes every member listed in each prompt 1:00:01 The ping sufferers get a pity point 1:06:21 3 points is removed from everyone 1:08:29 Permissions? 1:09:17 Next remainder of the story 1:09:52 Snailtare lied... he's actually not a snail 1:09:59 (Go forward 20 seconds) It's Registick! He also has a gun 1:11:00 (Go back 15 seconds) Those with the lowest score will now be eliminated 1:11:30 Shinri sacrifices himself 1:12:47 Bettel is shot repeatedly by Registick and Hakka 1:13:20 Hakka is the Best Investigative Gentleman, Professional Pilferer! 1:13:58 Hakka's winning speech 1:14:25 Betrayal time 1:15:14 It's just Snailtare and chat, and some crickets 1:15:43 Why did the snail cross the road? 1:16:01 The boys are back to haunt 1:17:00 They have 45 minutes to spare, time for some early merch news? 1:17:25 Flayon is killed again for peer pressuring, Shinri is too late to sacrifice himself 1:17:58 Shinri sacrifices himself 1:18:24 They are permitted to announce merch early 1:19:02 On Axel's event will have an English song which will be removed to the vod (so be sure to watch it live!), and there will be an announcement there too like every other day of TEMPUS Week 1:20:16 They're starting off with a bang 1:20:46 ⭐ Merch news! Includes acrylic keychains, button badge, and backpack! 1:22:13 Pin the buttons where? 1:23:46 On closet weebs 1:26:43 Going through each of the boys' merch sets 1:28:05 Part 2 of the merch will be on the final day of TEMPUS Week! 1:29:09 Stall for 30 minutes? They don't know how 1:29:23 Axel? 1:30:03 Snailtare's robber name? 1:30:34 What's this timeline? 1:30:50 How do the boys sit? 1:31:12 They try sit like L from Death Note 1:31:55 On Death Note 1:34:29 On a comic strip of a God using a pot to make a human being 1:34:58 Snailtare's suit is off 1:35:06 Glizzy Overdrive 1:36:43 Axel is unaware of his rizz 1:37:15 Gang gang? 1:37:49 Thank you for the glizzy, gulp 1:38:02 Axel swears TEMPUS Week will be full of glizzys 1:38:16 Shiny Spicy Popsicle ASMR? 1:38:59 There is 20 more minutes left, Management is having fun watching them become unhinged 1:39:18 On fragrants and what the boys smell like 1:40:22 They sing Happy Birthday to Hakka again 1:40:55 On additions to the Happy Birthday song 1:42:00 On Naruto songs 1:42:43 Favourite anime openings 1:46:03 Bettel and Leader are lost 1:47:28 On boxing anime 1:48:28 On Soul Eater 1:49:15 On the Spongebob fan anime opening, and the Rick and Morty anime 1:50:29 Rick and Yoda? 1:51:15 AI version of the Tempus boys? (Manesan in chat via Leader's account shares regret asking them to stall ) 1:52:05 On broken Japanese and chins...? 1:52:51 Tummy on screen 1:53:05 Snailtare loses his shell 1:53:10 Massive Bettel 1:53:34 The salt attacks 1:54:29 Snailtare is immortal 1:54:44 On the end of Rust week, season 2 1:55:31 Snailtare briefly goes red 1:55:45 Spontaneous collabs with the senpai are fun 1:56:00 Mini boys 1:56:47 Snailtare's dollhouse 1:57:25 On the One Piece live action 1:59:54 It's time to advertise the merch again! They go into detail with the backpack especially 2:06:33 YEAH! WOO! YEA! 2:07:17 OtsuTEMPUS! 2:07:52 Reminder there's a part 2 of the merchandise! 2:08:40 YEAH! WOO! YEA!

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

Thank you for the timestamps

[@galeotheshark]

Thank you for the timestamps!

[@ssprdyllc_lurkn]

Otsu otsu!!! Thanks for the timestamps o7

[@justgopan]

o7

[@null_100]

2:01:24 everyone gives reasons for buying the merch 2:01:50~2:02:03 beginning of YEAAAH WOOO YEAAAAHH

[@MintyPolaroid]

1:12:45 I'm so sorry Bettel but I could not stop laughing at his repeated demise here

[@Joshski03]

I don’t think there’s a better way to kick off Tempus week than Hakka losing power immediately

[@arbapot]

49:28 hakka angry about his ping 1:12:39 altare and hakka shooting bettel

[@darkeye457]

First day of the Tempus week and we already got the classic Tempus unhinged experience This week is going to be WILD

[@that1humanalive]

such a fun collab !! TEMPUS WEEK BABY EXCITED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK !!! 1:11:35 - 1:11:55 this part made me laugh so hard LMAO

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

17:19 Aesthetic Shiny Stone prize (A.S.S.) and Best Investigative Gentleman Professional Pilferer (B.I.G.P.P.) 1:43:55 Shinri playing with his facial expressions 1:53:46 Not the salt 2:07:53 Shinri teasing tomorrow Thank you for the stream! So much chaotic and poor mane-san who had to wait. Happy Tempus week! YEAHHH WOOOO YEAHHH!

[@sqilvin]

o7

[@cressalbane22]

I love Holo tempus and im happy and proud of how far they've come! Thank you guys for this funny and chaotic collab stream! YEAH WOOOOO YEAAAAH!!!!

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

This has to be one of the best most chaotic and unhinged tempus collab and knowing how legendary this guys are thats saying a lot. I was laughting over the whole 10/10 gameshow and the inprovised zatsu that even mane san was enjoying. You gotta love Tempus, looking forward to the week. Also take a shoot evertime they say YEAH! o7

[@SpaghettiCosmos]

Thank you for the fun collab everyone! TEMPUS WEEK! YEAH! WOOO! YEAH!

[@gabrielkeni7965]

MAN I LOVE TEMPUS OTSUSTARS!!!

[@Ckkhris]

That was great guys ! 1 year for Tempus!

[@torashii]

still watching the vod but I’m saving this for myself 39:02 LMAOOO

[@mxsseschibi]

Day 1 Baby! Thank you so much for the fun collab! Awesome production leader !!!! Love the opening so much

[@_nuinuinui]

THE VOD SURVIVE TSKR Thank you for the stream tempus!! It was so much fun i keep laughing nonstop

[@kuronekotan]

Just finished watching the VOD, Tempus collab is always fun to watch! Thank you Leader for hosting this and the boys too

[@nary2053]

This was so entertaining!! I love it when you guys pull shenanigans/elaborate activites like these. I love everyone's energy and input. Thank you for all your hard work. This week will be really uplifting and fun, I can feel ittt :') I haven't found any other vtuber dynamic/individuals that make me crack up like Tempus from start to finish 💜

[@max_uwu__]

That was such a fun stream! Couldn’t stop laughing omg if this is just Day 1, I can’t wait for the rest of the week! (Thank you guys for making my birthday extra fun! )

[@vrdn_]

Happy anniversary! Big props on the creative and fun stream concept, leader! Looking forward to seeing what the guild has in store for the rest of Tempus Week

[@Maria_8D]

OtsuTempus, fun first stream to start off Tempusweek. Loved having my Snoshi come back, haven't seen him since his job as a waiter, im glad he's moving up in life. It was a great game show leader. And the stalling/conversations at the end is peak Tempus, it's the reason why we love you boys.

[@SoftendoCMK]

I always knew that Hakka would become the owner of the Big PP title, i'm so proud of him.

[@Chillver]

feels good to be a tempura feels good to get to know you guys for nearly a year thank you for the great stream and happy Tempus Week! CONGRATS BANZO-WINNER HAKKA

[@black_712]

Start: 3:10

[@nanichan.7059]

Thank you for the first tempus week altare! i had so much fun!

[@V4Vantablack]

just caught up with the whole vod, and goddang, what an amazing stream. I laughed so hard when y'all argued how to bring the diamond back and Bettel said hoowee at 57:00, but man, Shinri Hakka and Flayon make me really lost it at 1:11:30, holy, LMAOOO thanks for making this, Altare! looking forward to the rest of the Tempus week! 🌭

[@-Shumaisan]

I hope to see more TEMPUS WEEK from you guys

[@NessaHD]

What an amazing stream, I could feel the salt in that game. The post-game zatsu also made me laugh a lot. I can't wait to see what's next! YEAH! WOOOO! YEAAH!

[@megaseth]

1:58:26 THE SILENCE

[@jojo_lai]

Wooooo Tempus Week!!! Vod: 3:16

[@RadicalEdward2]

1:52:00 Nice to see the Tempus boys acknowledge the Dark Lord 🖤

[@jaboca2]

Thank you for the stream you guys!!! My chest hurts from laughing too much, it was so much fun

[@Ultim808]

I love how it just devolves into a group Zatsu at the end

[@museless_art]

Tempus collabs are always pure chaos, happy anniversary week

[@Mirukun05]

VOD GANG! This was super fun! I can't stop laughing lmao TEMPUS WEEEEEEK!!!

[@magicquintet]

OTSUTEMPUS! Thank you for the fun stream!

[@Ashed26]

Man, I was having a horrible weekend and this made me laugh SO F HARD thanks for always putting a smile on my face and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TEMPUS! YEAH WOOOOO

[@cocoakind]

56:13 the plan to take the diamond

[@MauraxX]

Happy tempus week!! This was so fun and um. Interesting lmao, always is when you boys get together!! So excited for everything coming up!! 💙🧡💖❤️💜💛

[@nathanabel8169]

Ok, how in the world has this BOD survived. Does Tempus just have a backdoor solution to save their most unhinged streams?

[@erwinshb]

YEAH WOOOO YEAH

[@owitch]

What a creative event stream! A great opening bang for Tempus Week! 💎 Thank you everyone & Snailtare! Looking forward to next sessions.

[@sen-xh3ji]

Happy Tempus Week! Thank you for the great stream!

[@jensatow]

thank you for the fun start to TEMPUS week!! YEAHHH WOOOOO YEAHHHHH

[@Rayzorexe]

Yeahhhh Wooooooh Yeahhhh Tempus Week has only just started! I can't wait!!!

[@varianthetwinswords1275]

yeah lets goooooo!!! due to work I couldnt watch live, still I can catch the VODs thx for this amazing stream leader and bois!!!

[@purpy_burpy]

YEAAHHH WOOO YEAAHHHH HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TEMPUSSSS

[@Micahmancer]

thank you for the wonderful year of fun ♡ i hope we can join you for more to come!

[@diandwiyane4836]

Love holotempuss! Happy 1 year~!

[@chocoleaffff]

Great start to Tempus Week! Woo yeah wooo!!

[@lampukuroro9019]

color me surprise, the VOD actually survived lmaoooo

[@axypo]

This stream was super chaotic and funny!

[@ashesfallenart]

1:01:22 Gavis "Bettle" Bettel "Hey you spelled my name wrong!"

[@Alex_v1]

You guys had me laughing out loud so many times. Thanks for the good time boys!

[@103yumii]

thank you for the stream! this was SO much fun, i couldn't stop laughing the whole way through holyyy, my cheeks hurt LMAO. happy tempus week!! super excited for everything that's coming!

[@kismetnightingale]

Fantastic stream guys!!! And may I say Altare, your overlay here was superb! I was really impressed with the opening and the assets you used! It was all very high quality! I'm so proud of you! Can't wait to see what else you all have in store for us!! The improvements to your Snailtare model are great as well!!!

[@mitch-zf5cz]

this is what you get when you ask the boys to stall. Thanks for the stream lads and congrats on 1 year of Tempus, it's been a blast

[@p3npen]

Laughing so hard watching this vod my neighbors about to file a noise complain

[@hungurione]

As a vod watcher, I'm glad this vod survived. Just the first day and I've already used up all my whole month energy to laugh Thank you for the very fun stream and HAPPY TEMPUS WEEK!!! Last thing, YEAHHHHH WOOOOOOO YEAHHHHH

[@chainviolet3512]

1:11:26 Shinri nooooooo~!!

[@sakineko]

3:16 vod gang

[@AstromanShuffle]

This stream was a chaotic mess, but it was a very funny mess. Congrats to Hakka on becoming the BIG PP.

[@chiachia0124]

Thank you for this stream guys! Happy 1 year to Tempus

[@sugarkak]

Yeah woooh yeah is now stuck in my brain 😂 Happy Tempus Week! 😝

[@bruxbea]

you guys are the best~ Thank you for everything you do, especially in the face of tech demons-

[@noahtelion]

Thank you for this stream guys! Happy 1 year to Tempus 💎

[@yurizzingurmom]

OTSUTEMPUS! Happy tempus week wooooo! I’m actually surprised the vods alive THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FUN COLLAAAAB! SUCH A GREAT KICKOFF TO TEMPUS WEEK, LOVE YOU!!

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

1:29:59 my timeline

[@phanci]

I die laughing anytime the boys are together. Tempus week is gonna kill me

[@mikan3rd713]

YEAHH WOOO YEAHHHHHHH Oh my... This is really fun!! Thank you for the stream and Happy anniversary!! OtsuTEMPUS!

[@jerryqueer]

UNFORTUNATELY I MISSED IT LIVE BUT VOD TIME LETS GOOOOO

[@KhaosMuffins]

Security's confused on why they got calling cards that only say "YEAH. WOO! YEAH."

[@Jotocow]

WOOOO YEAH! ! Happy Anniversary Altare n Tempus!!!!

[@ajinomotogai]

I laughed so hard, snailtare very cute!!Congrats Hakka the BIGPP!! Also abayo wallet for part 2 merch

[@kris1164]

1:37:18 gang gang

[@nylasor]

Happy 1st Anniversary, Tempus! Thanks for the fun stream, Altare!

[@theidioticmushroom]

YEAHH WOO YEAAAHH!

[@definetelygorou4011]

WOOOO TEMPUS WEEK ❤️❤️🎉

[@LegatusFall]

To the person who gifted me a membership, sorry I didn't thank you in live chat! But thank you regardless!

[@prowse321]

Gotta watch it to believe it

[@boggart273]

Legend says that to this day, Altare still doesn't know what soul eater is about.

[@Jellojiggle123]

not my dumb self missing the entire stream PLS

[@Honeychiii]

enjoyed the first day of tempus week super much! can't wait for the rest and see what everyone has planned

[@Star_Pop]

Personal timestamp: 1:59:12

[@Devi-333]

YEAHHHH WOOOOOO YEAHHHH

[@최세령-e7w]

51:54

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

58:46

[@hanjanuar5980]

Thank you for the stream!!! ❤❤❤

[@tootlini]

An incredible start to TEMPUS week, and now we have more potentially ongoing Tempus bits: glizzy overdrive and YEAH WOO YEAH the finale of the gameshow was hilarious and chaotic too, I was not expecting to see regestick bug filly rigged... what have you done I can't believe we got stickbugged bro

[@ahoy2385]

I'm literally using all the capacity of my brain to figure out how to purchase (I'm in pain) HAPPY TEMPUS WEEK ❤❤

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

39:03 1+1=3😂😂😂😂😂

[@ju1ccbox]

What a chaotic kickoff to TEMPUS WEEK!!! Love you guys Can’t wait for what else you’re cooking!

[@Iotusborn]

WAHOOOO THX FOR THE SUPER FUN STREAM!!! HAPPY 1 YR ANNIVERSARY FELLAS 🥳🥳

[@fulmionce]

Incredible. Truly incredible. Tempura forever, otsu!!

[@_kuromoon_]

47:25 not the green card😭

[@pieguy5323]

Oh yeah?

[@sqilvin]

Oh yeah?

[@null_100]

WOO

[@ahoy2385]

YEAAHHH WOOO

[@asaury2031]

"YEAHHH WOOOH YEAH!!! 😂🎉

[@Antifrost]

Everyone, get yourself a hypeman like Hakka and you'll never have another bad day in your life. YEEAAAHHH WOOOO YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

[@Mong12705]

YEAAAHHHH WOOO YEAAAAH THANK YOU FOR THE STREAMMM🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉