*"Where are you from?"* *"The USA"* *"Which State?"* *"England"*
@smrzgk16 сағат бұрын
Sheesh, imagine u colonise the coloniser 😭😭😭
@colegilbert67316 сағат бұрын
Top 10 least possible alternate histories
@AxePlays-hc5dj16 сағат бұрын
"New England? No, old England."
@drpolargaming15 сағат бұрын
@@AxePlays-hc5dj Imagine they just rename England to Old England to make sure ppl dont get confused
@MatsubaAgeha13 сағат бұрын
"RETRONYM"
@Magnuspedites21 сағат бұрын
imagine running for the C.U.M presidency
@BroncoBilly1017 сағат бұрын
id run lol
@Magnuspedites12 сағат бұрын
@BroncoBilly10 Ladies and gentelmens you see in front of u the future president of CUM😚💪
@Arrosticini_Enjoyer3 сағат бұрын
Make C.U.M Great Again!
@Arpads_LegacyКүн бұрын
That twitter vote is something I could totally imagine happening in real life
@mggaming462414 сағат бұрын
But in real life C.U.M would win
@Rayitolaser56922 сағат бұрын
This is literally 1984 oceania lore dawg
@martinstoccoro278021 сағат бұрын
oceania had australia and new zealand too ;)
@lynxfresh521418 сағат бұрын
Also Southern Africa and South America too iirc.
@VVCCC121317 сағат бұрын
Bullshit
@ardaturker938Күн бұрын
*How Russia sees the USA* :
@terrariatravelingmerchant18 сағат бұрын
Real
@NILBOG280115 сағат бұрын
Real
@ginamartindale809512 сағат бұрын
😂
@Asmeyuhfaltyseemeeminecraftgya11 сағат бұрын
Pro Russians are gonna have a field day on proving that USA is "an imperialist"
@dgamer418611 сағат бұрын
Real
@HikidyMappingКүн бұрын
i hope this never happens
@Donald_Trump_2024Күн бұрын
i hope this happens
@latussu523 сағат бұрын
@@Donald_Trump_2024 This world is already wired enough.
@ahfa201023 сағат бұрын
At least not through conquest
@latussu523 сағат бұрын
@@ahfa2010 Ur right, but still terrible
@OnePrussianReich23 сағат бұрын
@@ahfa2010 It would still be horrible without conquest
@ZeKermet23 сағат бұрын
1:14 ironic. "When i left you i was but the learner. Now i am the master" Also at 1:50, its not surprising. Tate is running for UK prime minister with the party name _BRUV_ and an organization called _DADDY_
@MyckelinКүн бұрын
C.U.M sounds very badass lmao
@Manuel_Cuellar15 сағат бұрын
Wonder why they chose to keep U.S.A lol
@ayomiposiagagu8430Күн бұрын
Almost... greatest name change EVER
@ZeitgeistGaming6916 сағат бұрын
Mexico as one state is crazy
@Ankhor16 сағат бұрын
its a territory not a state
@clayzonz15 сағат бұрын
@@Ankhorin your timeline, is mass deportation still happening to our Mexican territory?
@theresabarras710823 сағат бұрын
The uk isn't very likely because in Scotland there are clans that don't like the Macleod Clan. (Donald Trump's mum's last name is Macleod)
@lynxfresh521418 сағат бұрын
If anything the bigger issue will be Ireland and Great Britian being part of the same country (Again) but this time they've to deal with millions of French and Spanish speakers too lol!
@GlowingRoseDoesGeo21 сағат бұрын
Welcome, Novus Roma.
@Chance_Rice20 сағат бұрын
Washington, the true third Rome
@motivationallizard664415 сағат бұрын
The only one I can see becoming true is Greenland being purchased. Denmark is obviously opposed to selling it but isn’t in any sort of position to defend against American aggression economically or militarily. Trump could realistically use his reluctance to stay in nato as a bargaining chip to force Denmark’s European Allies to accept a deal for Greenland, because the US pulling out could spell disaster, especially for Eastern Europe. Essentially, Germany, France, the UK, and the rest of Western Europe are going to have to chose between securing their own long term security interests and the balance of power in Europe by appeasing the United States or siding with Denmark for a somewhat fragile notion of European unity that doesn’t offer much substance. I say fragile because in the words of President Biden “Europe has no soul”. This was said in reference to European inaction and callousness during the Yugoslav civil wars and genocides. European nations have a propensity to look out for themselves regardless of the expense it brings to their neighbors, and If something isn’t in their direct interest they simply won’t do it. The US operates on a different political culture. American politics is highly puritan and focused on larger moral principles that inform political decisions. This is part of where the European-American disconnect comes from, as American politicians and civilians are often shocked at the lack of “loyalty” shown by European leaders and governments. This is where trump gets his narrative that nato is ripping off the United States. If the US is essentially bankrupting itself to fund it’s gargantuan army then logically Europe should support the United States by lowering trade barriers and providing financial assistance. Instead they do the opposite and raise trade barriers while simultaneously boosting their own domestic subsidies to keep their goods at an advantage over the Americans. As a result of this, and the failed war on terror, the United States and its populous have become callous to global affairs that don’t directly involve American interests. Why should the US care about Russia when realistically they would have no quarrel with them if it weren’t for nato dragging them into conflict? That’s a question a lot of Americans are asking themselves now and with china being a much clearer and more direct rival the US is expecting some form of compensation for its continued military involvement in Europe. Europe itself is also not in a good position to deny America. France, Germany, and the UK are all going through severe economic and political crisis from the aftermath of Covid. Spain, Italy, and most of southern Europe are still struggling with mass migration, a native population collapse, and economic turmoil. And Eastern Europe is just starting to spread its wings fully since the post soviet era. Eastern Europe is also likely to side with America here as their security interests would be directly harmed by the affects of an American withdrawal. Contrarily, France and Germany would be reluctant to allow such American expansion because it would threaten the notion of European unity that they’ve cultivated as the leading nations of the EU. Britain and Italy on the other hand are more likely to remain apathetic as they are either closely tied to the United States (Britain) or far removed from conflict itself and apathetic towards inter European unity (Italy). Thus you would have a clear divide between eastern and Western European nations (which can already be seen in the eu) when it comes to Greenland. Europe isn’t unified enough to collectively oppose the United States. Ironically, enough American politicians have been asking for greater European military cooperation for decades which hasn’t happened until the very moment the US has decided to terminate their involvement in nato unless they’re compensated. Europe has effectively dug its own grave to the demands of the United States here and I seriously doubt many Europeans are willing to see their housing, gas, and food prices skyrocket for Greenland of all places. At the end of the day, Europe needs America more than America needs Europe. If Europe can’t even unite itself it cannot possible hope to collectively oppose America especially when American involvement is crucial to the survival of their own nations. Therefore, if push comes to shove, Denmark will either be pressured into selling Greenland or will sell it to avoid conflict with America and appease Americas new political establishment. I can’t say the same for the other scenarios though. Trump is clearly playing hardball with Canada to be more open to American trading interest and Panama is simply to difficult to effectively colonize. At best he negotiates favorable deals but I seriously doubt the idea that America will seize either country 1984 style.
@americanpolitics200919 сағат бұрын
It should be called the United States of North America
@ZeitgeistGaming6916 сағат бұрын
In this scenario both Mexico and Wyoming would have two senators.
@clayzonz16 сағат бұрын
i think mexico, greenland, and panama are territories and not states cause he didn’t label them like how canada was at the end
@DukePolo-h8d19 сағат бұрын
Can't wait for Pax Americana
@CarrotSlayer-z7l15 сағат бұрын
You mean the 2nd Pax Americana
@sebastian-c4g9 сағат бұрын
I am blessed, $27k every week! Now I can give back to the people in my community and also support God's work and church. God bless America.
@Dude-vq3oe3 сағат бұрын
Sick! Though one complaint I do have is that Mexico should not be a single territory. It should be multiple territories. I mean, after America beat them in the Mexican-American War, it’s not like all the land America took was administered as one territory.
@KobeRogers-vw8nx17 сағат бұрын
Basically What if Everything Went Right for Donald Trump
@117TennessineКүн бұрын
This is canon
@OnePrussianReich22 сағат бұрын
It's not. This video is peak imperialism, for which many nations have hated, and still do, the USA for decades
@117Tennessine22 сағат бұрын
@OnePrussianReich Let me have fun.
@large-turkey20 сағат бұрын
Will be canon soon though, dw
@adolftarigan47327 сағат бұрын
long live Great USA ✊✊✊
@stalllow2 сағат бұрын
Imagine how much aura america would have owning england
@TheEpikalREKT18 сағат бұрын
Bro this sounds like a goofy ahh hoi4 mod
@CAProductions051Күн бұрын
Imagine if this actually happened...
@Aphanvahrius17 сағат бұрын
Imagine if by 2028 this video is a documentary 😅
@masons.237015 сағат бұрын
Personally, I don't want all of Canada. Only the Prairie Provinces. Same with Panama. I only want the canal, there's no reason to take the whole country.
@MefxcR16 сағат бұрын
Mexico as a state would not last long. The second 32 requests for new states would be made, especially in the north where all the states would want to become new states and not belong to Mexico City.
@Ankhor16 сағат бұрын
it becomes a territory in this video not a state
@MefxcR15 сағат бұрын
@Ankhor It also opened up a wide possibility that some parts of the territory would want to be fully annexed as a state to the union.
@badwolf6618 сағат бұрын
It just raises the questions of a lot more "WHAT IF" scenarios.
@muhammedjaseemshajeef67815 сағат бұрын
0:46 oversimplified joke in the last part of the pig war 😂
@EnderP1gl1n14 сағат бұрын
What if Canada, not to join USA, join Russia💀
@Galacticuser20 сағат бұрын
"Thinking he is Austrian painter " Aaahh president 💀
@dove55919 сағат бұрын
You should do Greater Canada after they asked few states from USA 🤭
@CliffCardi4 сағат бұрын
Trump is the reincarnation of both Theodore Roosevelt and George S. Patton
@tsukasayzhkadoya695010 сағат бұрын
this is gundam seed world map Atlantic Federation
@EdgePilgrim7 сағат бұрын
Yeah😂 Next Earth Alliance
@A635n3 сағат бұрын
That UK and Ireland annexation one, will USA also be able to join the EU or not
@талят-к2у8 сағат бұрын
Pov:canadian painter
@Vernen_von_Kerman6 сағат бұрын
Я чую запах фаллаута
@The_SideQuest_Guy5 сағат бұрын
Manifest Destiny 2.0
@ThorstenValter5 сағат бұрын
God bless you. And gob bless C.U.M
@GoPterosaur23 сағат бұрын
Lucky this is never going to happen.
@lilballer22 сағат бұрын
It would be great for everyone if it happened.
@AsilDuranUlusoy22 сағат бұрын
@@lilballerno
@lilballer22 сағат бұрын
@AsilDuranUlusoy made a response to this on another reply, look to find it.
@NorbiLovesGames22 сағат бұрын
ur a canadian :)
@AsilDuranUlusoy21 сағат бұрын
@@lilballer Nuh uh too much work
@Darium147Күн бұрын
"west Canada" 😭
@georgeserbezis470419 сағат бұрын
"So... What do you do all day in C.U.M.?" "Exactly!"
@amirshayanshariat7 сағат бұрын
This is happening right now sooo… not alternate scenario just canon
@cianbuckley712013 сағат бұрын
Joined non-violently: Greenland, Canada Joined violently: Panama, the UK, Ireland Unknown: Mexico
@Luucky_EКүн бұрын
Awesome 😂😂😂
@GoPterosaur23 сағат бұрын
Now the hell is this awesome
@latussu523 сағат бұрын
For a nightmare it’s awesome, i agree.
@randombelugaman20 сағат бұрын
1984 Is Becoming Real Chat!!!
@JoseDavidCastilloObandoКүн бұрын
All endings Costa Rica 🇨🇷
@gladys256321 сағат бұрын
If this happens imagine what Russia would plan to do 💀
@Chance_Rice20 сағат бұрын
Soviet Union vs American Empire
@H-Adventures38019 сағат бұрын
Russia will be renamed to R.U.M.
@Someone4252718 сағат бұрын
@Chance_RiceAt this point why not just split the world into 5 countries?
@lynxfresh521418 сағат бұрын
@Someone42527 Like the five rings of the Olympics?
@H-Adventures3806 сағат бұрын
@@lynxfresh5214 why not rename russia into R.U.M.
@AustralianGovernment551612 сағат бұрын
USA expanding in North America still made some sort of sense, though very little, but I lost it when USA took UK.
@BlackEnigma797 сағат бұрын
Take Southern America and it becomes Britannia 😅
@Chance_Rice20 сағат бұрын
I think the Canadian provinces would stay 10, not sure why you only made it 5
@kenos91118 сағат бұрын
Population density and what seems like ridiculous gerrymandering
@cocopopsgevrekКүн бұрын
7 Seconds 0 view... Damn bro fell😢
@limonkabugu324Күн бұрын
Ngl that was funny
@aidanbarrett9313Күн бұрын
Very much the MAGA-ideal if ever there was one.
@mikethechaoshost20 сағат бұрын
This would be so fucking impossible, which is why it would be so hilarious if it happened.
@large-turkey20 сағат бұрын
saving this comment so I can look back at it a few years later to see if I either laugh at it or nod in agreement
@Chance_Rice20 сағат бұрын
Not that impossible, some parts like UK statehood but buying Greenland, not as much
@colegilbert67316 сағат бұрын
@Chance_Rice Trump can't buy greenland if Denmark doesn't want to sell it, and they haven't wanted to for a while
@mikethechaoshost16 сағат бұрын
@@large-turkey May we either laugh together or nod together, brother. May these next four years bring... something.
@LakeCounty0719 сағат бұрын
Canada itself wouldn’t become a singular state. It would be dissolved, and the former 10 provinces would all be admitted as new states.
@LakeCounty0718 сағат бұрын
@ 10.
@adamhepburn17357 сағат бұрын
How come no nation fights back
@SolverCyn-vx1kv3 сағат бұрын
It's humor, not some serious senario
@MaskedCanadian1315 сағат бұрын
Personally, should've unified Washington, Idaho, Oregon, and British Columbia as 1 state known as Cascadia
@BroncoBilly1017 сағат бұрын
The one thing I disagree with, renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
@andrewcorrell500018 сағат бұрын
If UK was to be added so would NZ, Australia and countless British protectate!
@billygames916118 сағат бұрын
Realizing The US has both Novia Scotia (New Scotland) and Scotland
@CuBe_04x14 сағат бұрын
What's next? South america and the caribbean, South Africa, Iceland, and Australia and New Zealand got annexed?
@SolverCyn-vx1kv3 сағат бұрын
1984?
@theplofchickengaming13 сағат бұрын
Would GB lose their monarchy in this scenario?
@cianbuckley712013 сағат бұрын
Yep.
@longumviverelochnid202218 сағат бұрын
I did not know about Trump considering annexing Great Britain
@Mercedesxoo15 сағат бұрын
I’m down for it
@nimp182716 сағат бұрын
Hope this comes to pass….. :)
@SeekSerpent17 сағат бұрын
Something similar like this would low key happen tho, but trump would at least have some territorial gains
@SpeakerBrony18 сағат бұрын
I am very embarrassed that many people in the United States accept this...
@DaRealSomeone16 сағат бұрын
This will be weird to see on the map. No Canada, Greenland is US territory. Panama Canal is now American. On a map it looks weird and us Americans will have to get used to the new flag and states. Weird saying the USA would have 60-65 states lol
@DaRealSomeone16 сағат бұрын
Also, why the uk 🇬🇧 ?
@greenbackerMildnesser320620 сағат бұрын
Silly and on time peroid 2:36 Borders seem well made
@ninams82573 сағат бұрын
We make America great agen
@sambrownski544914 сағат бұрын
George O Wells 1984.
@ivandinsmore621718 сағат бұрын
You forgot Iceland. Or will that not be bought until President Musk is in the White House?
@ZealandiaMapping23 сағат бұрын
God Bless the C.U.M.! 🤣🤣🤣
@TheRedOrb95321 сағат бұрын
This is somthing out of rise of nations
@thebattleshipking61504 сағат бұрын
This will never happen
@osvaldoolivares-rodriguez369619 сағат бұрын
California united again 😮
@thealienofempire225720 сағат бұрын
Pray that this wont happen🙏🏻
@MtiuliBichi18 сағат бұрын
Mexico and Britain should be left alone. Greenland, Puerto Rico and Panama should be Vassals, and Canada must be integrated into the Union.
@muhammedjaseemshajeef67815 сағат бұрын
Manifest destiny 2.0
@colegilbert67316 сағат бұрын
This blurs the line between Trump and Hitler even more than it was blurred already XD
@TheGreatestWAA12 сағат бұрын
This is so dumb. Honestly I hope this never happens
@belgiumballs754016 сағат бұрын
Not thank for USA in North sea
@magnusdiridianКүн бұрын
better than M.U.C. I suppose
@DukeofSlambodia116 сағат бұрын
this is 100%, no 10000% accurate
@hellboundchaoscommand756714 сағат бұрын
Here me out. UK Canada USA Mexico UCUM
@MIDIOTTE19 сағат бұрын
As a Canadian nuh uh
@TWay-xn9dm17 сағат бұрын
As an American yuh huh! (Only diplomatically though we aren't Russia)
@cinnamonbun-zy7vw16 сағат бұрын
As a American I agree to prevent world dominance.
@Asmeyuhfaltyseemeeminecraftgya11 сағат бұрын
Canada stands 0 chance against USA LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Toniacz1521 сағат бұрын
Another Putin in the USA
@Chance_Rice19 сағат бұрын
They are nothing alike
@AlmightyPumkinPatchShowMapper20 сағат бұрын
I hope trump only takes Canal Zone of Panama not all of it
@Chance_Rice20 сағат бұрын
If possible a new Canal should be built as the Panama Canal is old and outdated
@AlmightyPumkinPatchShowMapper19 сағат бұрын
@Chance_Rice yes I have been there there are a bunch of boats sitting and waiting in gauton lake
@MartinGrandma16 сағат бұрын
by greater USA, you mean fascist Usa, got it.
@SolverCyn-vx1kv3 сағат бұрын
Why fascist? First: this was made as a joke Second: how and why this is fascist?
@cocopopsgevrekКүн бұрын
C. U. M.!?!?
@Donald_Trump_2024Күн бұрын
сuм
@Jxmu.16 сағат бұрын
north america has been going to shit these past few weeks
@lilballer22 сағат бұрын
Only in a perfect world would something as beautiful as this happen. Edit: also why is Joe Rogan a crazy conspiracy theorist lmao, hes a fairly moderate and chill guy, you might be thinking of Alex Jones.
@KönigLowë123 сағат бұрын
This is going to happen and you all know it,god has the last word,lets see if this is for good or for bad
@SolverCyn-vx1kv3 сағат бұрын
Im sure an omnipotent being far beyond understanding would be interesting in land grabs by a country
@JoonaWolf21 сағат бұрын
I can not hold it anymo-🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@HeadsetHatGuy19 сағат бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRR 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@presidentandroid23 сағат бұрын
That is my wish, my dream in fact really hope this happens in my lifetime
@OnePrussianReich22 сағат бұрын
So you want the Mexican drug cartlels in your states? You want to double the inmigration? You want the whole world spreading hatred against you?
@Kajod_20 сағат бұрын
I hope this happens
@MineLayer-q7e16 сағат бұрын
🦅🦅🦅
@Wolfjie_StudiosКүн бұрын
Thanks, I hate it...
@Donald_Trump_2024Күн бұрын
thanks, i love* it
@GoPterosaur23 сағат бұрын
I really hope your joking
@Wolfjie_Studios23 сағат бұрын
@@GoPterosaur no, its serious I don't like the US (no offense cuz I think I can start a war)
@OnePrussianReich22 сағат бұрын
@Wolfjie_Studios I don't like it either. I ain't a pro-russian, but I despise how the world has turned lately under American rule.