The GREATEST IRISH SALESMAN Of All Time | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

[@PewDiePie]

0:59 LUNK ALARM!!!

[@SolaIvyCeleste]

Hey pewds, is it me or do you both use the same water container?

[@grammarnazi66]

Here before this gets 25k likes 🏋️‍♂️🧊

[@isaamaandaa]

hey pewds, how's it going?

[@exxternd]

Hi Felix, I’m early

[@ryanp4616]

The legend is a member

[@dxntcrywxlf]

Jack getting aggressively more Irish when approached by another of his species. Jack must assert his dominance and protect his potato harvest from other rivaling Irishmen.

[@daveh822]

A little stereotypic, a little funny, and Saying it like jack is an animal. Dear god..it’s the perfect comment

[@chasityjames5485]

This deserves 1 billion likes you are the god of the comment section

[@aydenwelton9374]

This of course, is a new experience for Jack. No one has come close to being nearly as irish as him, but he can sense a rival when he sees one. He tries to intimidate Ronnie with the loud Irish screams, but Ronnie seems unaffected. What will happen next?We will continue with this next week on L.A.U.G.H channel. L-Loud A-Awesome U-Unbeatable G-Gaelic H-Humans

[@yes-ld1qc]

@@aydenwelton9374 “next week on L.A.U.G.H channel” me sitting and having nothing to do: *Intense breathing*

[@noyou1735]

Absolutely

[@J-leah6622]

Jack: Speaks clear English Ronnie: “And this is the Ultimate Irish Prep Bowl” Jack: Indiscernible Irish Noises

[@kurotoruk]

I thought this was just gonna be a joke about heavily accented English words. Nope. ;D

[@Sharkyplays-yo4mw]

Only the irish people will understand what he's saying, like me

[@mckennaisaperson4058]

@@Sharkyplays-yo4mw um not only Irish people can understand this

[@jailyngordon4798]

@@Sharkyplays-yo4mw Please translate, I listened over and over and couldn't figure it out

[@hxneyedbellsss]

yeah, after Ronnie said “the Irish prep bowl” and Jack was doing his own impression of it, I had no *CLUE* what he was saying😂it just sounded like “jsjsjswowoqkalaksmakwowprepbowl”

[@jacksepticeye]

Who's the greater Irish slaesman? Jacksepticeye or Ronnie?

[@elonmuskrat_3172]

Ronnie

[@charonion2806]

slaesman?

[@ballisticbadger4301]

Jack

[@Lizzard-rz3qo]

Sorry Jacky boy, Ronnie is the ultimate salesman

[@AlejandroCastellanos05]

Ronnie gets close but no ones beats the Gaelic gladiator.

[@ThePuff18]

I love watching Seán’s face absolutely lighting up when Ronnie says “a hot knife tru buttehr”. God these two are such icons of wholesomeness.

[@ThePuff18]

Wait what the *youtube* why did this get so many likes

[@DarthSeverus3117]

Hearing people from the Gaelic nations talk is always an experience in itself

[@long_term_karma9899]

When Sean sees another Irish person: *Accent intensifies*

[@chimichanga5006]

@CɦřłšTØFéŘ pëʑėŤ2 stfu

[@ironicugandan5826]

It's how they assert dominance

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@sentientmustache8360]

*an intimidation display*

[@NovoCognition]

It's like the Geth for Mass Effect. The more Irish there are, the greater the intensity.

[@keith_braswell]

Ronnie: *Introduces himself* Seán: *Incoherent Irish noises*

[@josephmccall3229]

David Attenborough should’ve done a documentary on irish people

[@BigBelugaArez]

Hilariously if you put cc's on and go to 3:45, the cc just stops

[@DaddyDanawhite]

Sisi

[@shannond7437]

Similar excitement as the people seeing their American eagle symbol revealed by the glasses made in China! 😹

[@person-qc8kr]

@@BigBelugaArez close captions also apparently sensor curse words

[@Skolg3r77]

Jack normally: *speaks with an understandable, easy going accent* Jack the MOMENT he sees any opportunity to use his accent: *becomes absolutely unintelligible* Fair play to ya lad.

[@tacticallemon7518]

thought i just had 3rd degree brain rot

[@Irish_Enderman]

Even I had trouble understanding him a couple of times

[@smilemore7431]

Love when he googled Ronnie’s name and was like, “WRONG RONNIE THATS THE WRONG RONNIE OH GOD”

[@Manvendra0077]

That's Ronnie and his big rhonkus

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@princessthyemis]

@@milome1532 yeah!!!

[@ronnierodzen]

I am actually president of the company

[@xandarthebarbaric8371]

Ronnie mcnutt the nofaced mystery

[@sarcasmatitsfullest549]

Alternative title: Jack gets coerced into buying stuff for twenty-five minutes and thirty seconds

[@RitikBenipal]

Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos - The Arthritis Edition

[@theonenamedpie]

You have been blessed by the Jacksepticeye touch, treat that as a trophy

[@wyatat]

Twenty-five minutes and twenty-nine seconds ACTUALLY

[@wyatat]

@Logan Roof thank you for that great piece of information

[@RitikBenipal]

​@DEVEN MALDONADO Click on it and look. It's the actual channel who made fun of his death in the first place. I wouldn't have said that much if it was just a bot.

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Jack: *Makes a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home video* Me: “It’s been 84 years...”

[@isaamaandaa]

lmaoo my thoughts exactly

[@rickcatley21]

Well it’s been 84 years since he did a minecraft vid

[@yayayayawuwu]

Comment: “It’s been 84 years...” Me: "Is KZbin even that old?"

[@mr.conductor4938]

My, my. Jack is aging VERY well!

[@mitsvrifx]

Fr😂

[@brodyratliff7441]

Jack just subconsciously becomes more Irish when he's around other Irish people

[@ceoofbasedcontent6897]

I love whenever Jack meets someone with an Irish accent, his accent becomes at least 10% more Irish.

[@Guilhermetwc]

not gonna lie, there's some sentence that I just could get a single word

[@Mr_Original]

I know, right. I'd say more like 15 or 20 percent... 😂

[@WPFLAWLESS]

It's to assert his dominance.

[@taylorbergquist4022]

It happens with us

[@marwan4358]

I noticed that too, it gets 10 times better though, let me tell ya!

[@Gray_Fox115]

Jack:sings the laugh song Me: “You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you”

[@praneilmukkamala4538]

It has been so so long

[@piscesklara]

Not the httyd instant cry reference

[@kayleighstevenson]

Jack's accent normally: ....... Jack's accent when he hears someone Irish: 📈📈📈 ☘️

[@BetterDayz55]

Even youtube's caption system gave up when he started that babbling nonsense

[@aislingcartwright5697]

That is mam when she's on the phone to family at home

[@Etheletter300]

It gets harder and harder to understand as times goes on

[@NotSoOriginal06]

*Lucky charms intensifies*

[@HeyStolen]

1.2k likes with only 4 replies?

[@hutaosimp197]

I did some research on Ronnie, He has a performance show and hes a storyteller! Went from making ultimate Irish peelers to having comedy shows, you did great Ron!

[@coomcharger6105]

Ok, so he isn't the other guy

[@KotteKumar]

@@coomcharger6105 feck nah, he's OUR ronnie, and he dont do that

[@alexw.7097]

We have to get this information to Sean immediately

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

​@@KotteKumarOur Ronnie is best Ronnie. Fuck the other one....N-No not literally

[@indianfacts4859]

​@KotteKumar who is the another ronnie

[@anthoblast4678]

Jack hits the white board for the first time in months Jack: I’m still worthy

[@AssetCuss]

Don't read my profile picture

[@icedpickles9868]

This is why I love jack, he flips his shit when the dude mentions potatoes.

[@gangstascott3759]

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[@koikoimono4748]

PO-TA-TOES

[@AlbedoCipher]

@@koikoimono4748 cook em mash em put em in a stew

[@CorvusCorone68]

you mean, when your man mentions potatoes; gotta say it right if yer gonna mention Irishness

[@KermitTheGamer21]

He should watch the Conan episode where Conan practically fanboys over Taytos XD

[@bear9703]

Jack is constantly poking fun at Ronnie’s accent, little did he realize in between bits his own accent got THIC

[@slowdance2softrock727]

He wasn’t poking fun ahaha he was expressing how much he liked it

[@DOGE-sm1gx]

R/woosh

[@markipoo2648]

@@DOGE-sm1gx Hehe, Mobile user? GOTCHA

[@M_Alexander]

I'm just surprised by how similar it sounds to Jamaican

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Thicc AF 😁

[@ciaranne_]

The way his facial expression shifts at 5:11 always gets me 😭

[@EndlessSummer888]

From "amused" to "8-year old watching a magic trick" faster than a set of traffic lights.

[@codejret210]

Ronnie: announcing the Irish prep bowl Jacksepticeye: Irish gibberish

[@EndlessSummer888]

Would you like a translation? I understood him, it wasn't gibberish.

[@ceek16]

@@EndlessSummer888 please

[@EndlessSummer888]

@@ceek16 Ahh, good man Ronnie! Fair play to ya, boy! Ahh sure grand, never a bother on ya, Ronnie!

[@ceek16]

@@EndlessSummer888 thank you

[@chaoticgaybirb2734]

@@EndlessSummer888 the fact u were able to tell while I spent 5 mins replaying and listening, looking for captions and eventually giving up-

[@kwiz3502]

As someone who works in advertising, i just want to say Sean reacts exactly how advertisers think their target audiences will react to ads lmao

[@rudysimmons8562]

Your adds six koi

[@coffee__good2206]

@@rudysimmons8562 am I having a stroke or am I just not getting the message here

[@Foxboi681]

@@rudysimmons8562 u good bud?

[@ailospjellok7475]

dudes one of the biggest yt ever and still reverted to caveman mode

[@leonasnake]

It's fuckin hilarious I love him and his reactions

[@emmasdilemma1394]

Jack slapping the whiteboard after so long: *"I'm still worthy!"*

[@jacksonkelly3905]

Thor from endgame Hold by beer

[@sheilaperry7844]

12:25 what I imagine an Irish orgasim is like. I don’t know how to spell

[@Birb3789]

I'm part Irish and I was laughing hysterically when Jack was yelling about sweet potatoes because I was across the room not paying attention.

[@Chillin4030]

jack becoming substantially more irish when ronnie shows up is fuckin amazin

[@doomguy9458]

But grandma's got arthritis

[@Chaosflower]

@@doomguy9458 YES RONNIE YES YOU BEAUTIFUL IRISH BASTARD

[@christopherkio3885]

@@doomguy9458don’t you mean… ARTRITUS?

[@RyanYelatsTH]

Idk what that means but granny's got arthris

[@wesleyhassmer1753]

I believe that’s called the ‘Neville effect’

[@DarthTella]

Sean's accent gets so much stronger whenever he's watching another Irish person, it's amazing!

[@CraterCuber]

Whenever anything to do with ireland appears actually.

[@nutpeg6915]

Thats an irishman for ya! -irish person meself.

[@TRK-x_x]

the power of the irish

[@Why_Do_It_Do]

He feels like he needs to prove he is the best gaelic gladiator when in the presence of another man

[@emoqueen6254]

My mom lives in Kentucky and she's the same way. Other people in Kentucky bring out her accent a lot more

[@Psych2go]

Presentation is....on point (LOL). I REMEMBER SLAP CHOP lol! The commercial is actually pretty funny.

[@BlueGreenOnna]

Omg, i love your videos! Super educational

[@aika8169]

One awsome Channel comments another awsome Channel Your channel is so intresting Psych2Go Thank you

[@kiwiiibee]

The way I laughed seeing your channel in the comments-

[@gr43-m]

Why do I always find people in places I'd never expect . _ .

[@Flying_desk_set]

Oh hey! Nice seeing you here :D

[@channelwithadogforitspfp7047]

for the tv part, in order to get the white screen they take off the polarising layer and attach it to the glasses, you can do that at home with a spare monitor if you dont want people to see what ur doing but i dont think it just deletes sunlight

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Oh sick

[@muhammadfarhanatif3105]

Jack after slapping the markers off the whiteboard: 'I'm still worthy.'

[@somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236]

I understood that reference!

[@andromeda_neko]

Imma just comment because why not

[@seankeane1485]

@@andromeda_neko same

[@redacted-19]

@@andromeda_neko me too

[@natsueyama]

that's. A great End game reference there

[@Eric_Seay]

“I think he’s not a real Irishman!” *less than a minute later* “WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LAD RONNIE!”

[@reyzorwolf5633]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!!!!

[@vfxking8256]

all it took was the potato

[@masonwilliams4046]

Ronnie should start his next advertisement with “I’m back with another great idea from granny, she may not have motor functions but by god does she have great ideas”.

[@saraanderson977]

Oh my gosh 😂 that's amazing!!

[@elenagirault4029]

LMAOOO

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@technoraver99 Go away, please.

[@n7sorcerer419]

Jack flipping out about the potato reveal is easily the best part of this video. 😂

[@quiet9478]

"THE POWER ITS NEVER LEFT ME" "oh im down here now-"

[@cat6270]

2:38

[@emeraldcat3856]

He smol

[@FluffyPrincess888]

5:33 "THOSE ARE NOT REAL POTATAS RONNIE" the anger in his voice is so genuine.

[@creeperkiller9795]

He was fucking raging at the fake Irish lad slicing up a fake potata

[@black-rose4014]

to be fair sweet potatoes are vile

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

@@black-rose4014 sweet potato fries are good though

[@SoNaSly]

@@creeperkiller9795 Ronnie did the fn Peeler cut that haircut as well did it

[@beldawilliams3282]

"I can do anything!!" (Jevil)

[@VidGirl88]

Sean walks in like a Bigfoot image, then jumps on chair -The cat's rubbing off on him.

[@LoveFitsAll]

I keep reading this. It makes me LAUGH every time

[@murfyandersen8369]

16:27 that jam jar is the point zero one percent of germs that hand sanitizer doesn’t kill

[@anti9327]

Ronnie: has Irish accent Jacksepticeye: are you challenging me!!!!

[@indieoregano]

Are ye chahlengin mee?

[@kfctrotsky3675]

Alternate title for the series: Jack goes to make fun of products and ends up buying them

[@mydearsaintgt]

Props cause its good, but.... its too long😅

[@heathbunny3313]

Jack: Speaks clear english Ronnie: “And this is the Ultimate Irish Prep Bowl” Jack: *Strong Irish noises*

[@CBS.0]

Irish intensifies here 3:45

[@mr.k5800]

I do bc I am actually Irish

[@theikeacompany3261]

*Irish accent intensifies*

[@propane-accessories]

5

[@ShortBastard]

@@CBS.0 I heard something like "fair play my lad, you're grand" in the middle of the irishness

[@vanessazmarty6368]

I don't know why but this is my comfort video. I come back to it every month.

[@bjhollings1417]

I freaking love Jacks accent coming back when he deals with anything related to Ireland

[@pudding1255]

I’m half English half Irish, and if anyone mentions anything to do with Ireland my normal English accent disappears lol

[@Chemclskinz]

It's beautiful.

[@anarchopossum2760]

ronnie lore: - granny's got arthritis - crying tears of joy - doesn't know what that means - p o t a t o e s

[@enchantedisopod4017]

And granny taught him

[@chrisumstead6971]

agreed

[@tacoscatsandmangos512]

Bunenos*

[@henningray2904]

for sure

[@thechaoticbug8203]

The way I know you’re a dsmp fan

[@hgabs12]

Seán: And what does he pull out?! Ronnie: *pulls out a potato* Also Seán: *GOD HIMSELF!*

[@atmywhitson]

🥔

[@f.b.i3579]

🥔

[@nameredacted9005]

🗿...🥔

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@morningstarnc3264]

@@technoraver99 Are, Are You Ok? You Know Nobody Is Gonna Care Right? This Is Not How You Get A Message Across

[@LazrsT]

6:13 Irish People: GOD HIMSELF Other People: It's a potato...

[@TheRogueWolf]

"He's got a knife and a potato in his hands. He's ready to KILL." And if you're very, _very_ lucky, he'll use the knife.

[@JustDextin]

Could ye' imagine if some fecker used a potatah as a murder weapon?

[@ioriisspongey]

NO NO NOT THE POTATO YES... The Potato and you know where its going?

[@samurexatlas7373]

@@JustDextin wait, you don't? *pulls a shpuds from a lad's skull*

[@miyabeech8480]

Yet death by potato seems so... so.. right.

[@ravioli5645]

Considering I just watched dream beat tommy to death with a potato, this is very accurate

[@jamesm.9616]

Jack: "L is for lovers" Me: It's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok

[@NWolfsson]

*cracks up lighter, bawling my eyes out* _Who loves one another!_

[@realkingtoast]

You may be cryin but the only tears you'll be cryin arr tears o' jooy

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@stupidron7108]

@CɦřłšTØFéŘ pëʑėŤ2 you're not the usual hate comments guy, who the hell are you.

[@ordinaryish4947]

Ronnie: Says literally anything Jack: *Strong Irish noises*

[@legnd2508]

I was not expecting Angela to pop up saying: “No trouble” after Jack said that Ronnie would end up on the streets

[@Godzilladreamer]

Me: Sees Ronnie with a potato and a knife in his hand Also me: Why do I hear boss music?

[@pargaras]

Tactical Potato Grenade

[@Gentle_Giant.]

Ronnie: "this is the ultimate Irish prep bowl" Jack: * has Irish stroke *

[@allisynkain]

*heart attacks in irish*

[@LucasDa-zi4qe]

@ shut up

[@natsueyama]

@ stop spamming.

[@BobBanana-c3e]

I'm generally curious on what an irish stroke and irish heart attack looks like....

[@natsueyama]

@@BobBanana-c3e just imagine an irishman having a seizure on the floor whilst yelling _"POTATOES"_

[@snailcheeserulez]

As soon as Jack hears someone with an Irish accent it’s like his goes from 50% to 150%

[@ethanstoeckel3901]

12:18 that part just make me laugh so hard. Oh Sean is a legend.

[@trinity3631]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Ronnie: Grandma's got artritis.

[@genericperson753]

Not sure what this means but grandma’s got arthritis.

[@flame_west]

If you say it just like him ist archrites

[@chikyu1703]

420th subcriber of felix

[@bananamuffins582]

GREEN LANTERN WHITE LANTERN LIFE SYMBOL I SEE A MAN OF QUALITY

[@trinity3631]

@@bananamuffins582 You're not the first to mention my symbol.

[@THE_Only_Valentino_]

Seàn: **Hears Irish accent** **IRISH STONKS INTENSIFIES**

[@NarturArkano]

I'm fairly decent with accents . . . and I completely lost him.

[@Howard_T_Duck]

“Granny’s’ got *Æ R T R Ï T Ī Š* “ Fokin’ ‘ell help her

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

it's eh not her

[@-cora_lyn-8581]

What time is it at

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

@@-cora_lyn-8581 “Granny’s’ got Æ R T R Ï T Ī Š “ appears a lot, but fokin'ell help her is nowhere

[@mcdonaldsisforfatamericans7185]

bruh i have arthritis :(

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

@@mcdonaldsisforfatamericans7185 rly? nice username btw

[@ApexHoosier]

Jack: Ronnie that’s a sweet potato! You’re a fake Irishman! Ronnie reveals a real potato Jack: Ronnie is a legend!!!

[@mangoplaymusic3582]

Sean's accent thickens when he sees another Irish guy.

[@Gattsu_the_struggler]

Stonks

[@adambowling4810]

It’s a natural instinct for asserting dominance

[@Sept4242]

I was thinking the same exact ting

[@squidbro6635]

Proof accents stack

[@Mr.GuyPerson.]

poggers

[@mateyoo6982]

Jack: “This looks like a sure waste of time” Felix and Jack 3 years ago: “ROBO TWIST ROBO TWIST”

[@peppyluscious]

😂😂😂 They were so excited about it

[@ThatOneGuy-bc2gl]

Back when life was simple

[@pikaboubou]

Seán: *finds something Irish related* Also Seán: *starts speaking in Irish tongues*

[@jamesspreadborough24]

3 years later and this is still one of my top 5 favourite videos of all time

[@isaackessler516]

Sean when he sees a sweet potato: THIS MAN'S A SHAB Sean when he sees a potato: HOME RUN LAD

[@ltdenzo]

"Americans and the Irish, we have something in common, we all love BUDEDOES" great stuff

[@carlonatale3064]

Uh it's BUNENOS

[@dragoniraq3414]

😂😂

[@galixen8790]

I'M BRITISH AND I LOVE BUDEDOES

[@matthewbrunson3409]

@@galixen8790 WE'LL TAKE UR FECKIN BODHADOES

[@YourLocalTrash_Panda]

Oh yeah I f[ ]ckinglove me some BUDEDOES

[@bush_kit]

I bet if Jack and Ronnie were the same room their accents would get so thick it would combust into a whole new dialect

[@phoenixdeathraid]

Yeah prolly

[@helix2331]

Conmulster irish, a combo

[@cryogaming7747]

YES

[@timtamveryscrumptious789]

we call it "ello what?" dialect

[@TheMystic_239]

Have you seen the clip with Jack and Minx from Rust? Absolutely hilarious That's exactly what happened

[@generalstorm1013]

I love that as soon as ronnies video starts, Sean reverts back to his Irish self. You can HEAR the change.

[@QuintariusApe]

When his accent goes full Irish it sounds like he’s summoning a demon

[@thunderlordabove420]

The potato demon

[@ag7043]

@@thunderlordabove420 A demon of potatoes that even the almighty potato Jesus fears.

[@toaster-ovenl.n.s.7772]

My mom asked me “What the fuck are you watching?” And I said, “An Irish guy reacting to an Irish guy in an informercial”

[@princessthyemis]

That's why I watched this one with headphones hahaha 😂

[@lizabethh2466]

@ that is not funny and this is not the place for commenting that

[@lizabethh2466]

@DEVEN MALDONADO Oh, ok. Thanks, I’ll do that

[@Callum07]

Seán: makes fun of Irish people Also Seán: “Hey, wait.. I’M Irish!”

[@idkanymore6897]

fada over the a, not e

[@Callum07]

@@idkanymore6897 bit late, man. It’s not like it make the joke incomprehensible, but thanks for telling me.

[@idkanymore6897]

@@Callum07 its all good, just letting you know its over the a not e

[@ThePuff18]

Seán: _continues making fun of Irish people_

[@Mudlover54]

Wow jack you just overflowed me with nostalgia making me remember listening to sports radios in Ireland as a child and remembering that one guy

[@KiraAsakura14]

Jack: "HE'S SUCH A FAKE IRISHMAN!" Also Jack: "HELLYEAH HE'S A TRUE MAN!"

[@new_moon139]

Person in vid: has Irish accent Jack’s accent: IRISH INCREASES

[@DapperThorns]

I do the same around my cousins, I live somewhere were southern accents are less, and so my own has dulled a bit, but when I get with my family, or around a group of people who talk in a thick accent, my own gets thicker lol

[@kaosity4894]

Jacksepticeye: **Makes a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home Video** Neighbours: ah sh*t here we go again...

[@one-of-the-chuks6630]

O would like the comment but it's at 69 likes

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@jackhadden5654]

So true 😂

[@Questionmarks..]

HERE WE GO AGAIN

[@elarajane5139]

you think his neighbours are gonna miss him when he’s moving house next month

[@alex_gal02]

I love that Jack is so excited to just see Ronnie and to verify his Irishness.

[@NikoMaxy]

Jack should hire Ronnie to sell his Top of the Morning coffee for him-

[@robertmilchis5955]

nah fam, he can sell it himself better

[@NikoMaxy]

But what if they both do it, double the greatness.

[@daisyjoy242]

@@NikoMaxy yes, loved that

[@agitatedpigeon3353]

Ronnie could sell the ultimate Irish coffee maker and they could partner

[@horsetbones5459]

Jack: "Guys I kinda want on e, I kinda want all of this" Me: 'He's like a kid in a candy store. He wants all the candy, but for some reason can't'

[@narakmar6666]

LMAO

[@haleyponnwitz1010]

Best part is that I have the magic mesh XD

[@captainhope]

@@haleyponnwitz1010 Does it actually work as well as they say or was it bullshit?

[@dewdew66hy]

@@captainhope I used to have a magic mesh along with many other infomercial products. he would watch the tv channels that show them, and buy anything he thought would be useful. Anyway, the magic mesh definitely works fine. It did get tangled up a few times though, and didn't close. Overall it was a fine product. Edit: The "he" is my dad. He would watch many infomercials and sometimes ordered the products.

[@bingchilling3914]

If Seán and Ronnie were in the same room you wouldn't hear a word of their conversation.

[@aurorahill2718]

Oh you'd hear it alright. Even Grandma with her hard hearing would. You just wouldn't understand any of it

[@thepizzatime3502]

Not over the sound grannies fingers make when she tries to open jars, Shes got artritis remember

[@bobblake8205]

ah bless granny she’s got her arthritis and hard hearing yet she’s still cookin with ye man Ronnie

[@fesii9916]

oh the irish would understand perfectly, dont you worry xD

[@dauw4564]

It would probably be something 'bout potatoes

[@Julian-y7j1t]

2:38 laugh alert

[@egoplayer4600]

Jack: robotwist is a waste of time Robotwist: opens three jars Jack: marvellous, magic, music :0

[@thedumbdumbs8930]

Anyone remember when Jack and Felix bought the robo twist

[@tiffanybelle5068]

Granny's got arthritis, she can't be opening doors! That's what the Magic Mesh is for!

[@parasite-2757]

It's pronounced art-ritis

[@garryisepic5955]

Granny doesn’t have arthritis, granny has realised that half the generation are gob shites and now she’s an extra 50 pound on the aul pension, now that’s an open door right there

[@petarmilich8684]

Grandma always said a mesh a day will keep the mosquitoes away.

[@obihokage6944]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahh she can bearly pick up her spuds

[@BJ-pu3pg]

i actually have a magic mesh screen door

[@lydias.6302]

jack: "ronnie ur more of a fake irishman than i am" jack seconds later: RONNIE HOME RUN, LADS!!!!!!

[@aliciafolts2414]

Jacka boy is and always will be the best Irish salesman ever

[@wither269]

jack: i wanna meet ronnie and hang out with him auto-generated captions: *i would have eat ronnie*

[@doofder4380]

Ronnies probably delicious

[@SurotaOnishi]

Now I want a video of them hanging out and using heavy Irish accents and then just reading the auto captions

[@justsomealligatorwithinter2115]

I need a time stamp, ive been searching and I can't remember where it is😭 Edit. Got it, 8:35

[@tweeleaf]

I can’t unhear it

[@sashajacobs2882]

@@justsomealligatorwithinter2115 after the first video

[@porcupinethecat5073]

"What's wrong with Magic Mesh?" Oh, Jacky boi, let me tell you. The stick runs out too quick, I had to use thumb tacks to keep the damn thing up. Then the tacks started coming out. The magnets don't always find each other, it's not as "walk through without thinking" as the ad says, you actually have to align a couple of magnets every time. It's nowhere near as magic as the name suggests.

[@rotta8371]

I can confirm

[@aspenostrom4015]

Heyyyy 69th like. Nice. But yeah, I too can confirm. Magic Mesh is shit.

[@nvummi]

you mean to tell us that that was bullshit? I will not stand this magic mesh slander

[@themysteriousstranger1889]

this was way overkill you couldve just said its ugly

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

Here's a like for your misfortunes! Hope you're doing better now!

[@thegrim-reaper1605]

jack is one of those people who makes everyone happy.

[@thegamecinema444]

Yes, intensified by my own Irishness XD

[@luckyducky499]

He so is.

[@captainhpig0105]

Is that even a question anymore?

[@luckyducky499]

No

[@reineartcordier5811]

Yess he is

[@Leatherface123.]

I got a friend who has magic mesh at their house It’s actually pretty good Keeps the animals inside or out because they don’t know Bugs don’t get through it And you can leave the door open and let the air in Especially when we are barbecuing

[@supershasha]

I can see it being a replacement for a screen door but not an entire door. Maybe that’s why so many people disliked it, since they thought it would be a full replacement lol

[@archeratkinson6401]

We have one of these at my house but our cat refuses to go through it and we had to pin it open so he could get inside and we left it down one day without pinning up the corner and he climbed it and scratched a massive whole it in so he could get throught. So its not bad just cats hate them

[@PinkBlackDragon]

"Get you a partner that look at you the way Ronnie looks at spuds." - Jacksepticeye, 2021

[@itsmeri9735]

Ronnie: "You can even peel an onion" Jack: Stunned by the power of the peeler Me: "Wait.. You're supposed to peel an onion with a peeler?"

[@gfeick5756]

... you’re supposed to peal onions?

[@Zeagods-CyberShadow]

Onions?

[@mrsphish96]

I just always ripped the outer layer off with my hands like a Neanderthal

[@holymessengerofbibble3363]

You're not, you're supposed to cut the ends off and then remove the skin. Peeling an onion with a peeler is sacrilege, and you will face prison time for it.

[@kastaawayy]

@@holymessengerofbibble3363 bruh

[@Quadraxis]

Sean: "I LOVE THIS PRODUCT!!" *two weeks later* Evelynn: "The fuck is all this shit?!!"

[@OreoRanger2210]

The infomercials are working

[@potatoes8999]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@Vipernoxx]

I had to come back to this video in the hope that grandma has finally overcome Artritis 😂

[@hailbopthecomet]

Fun fact, most infomercials advertise products for disabled folks, the products look dumb cause they're showing abled people using them. Also, have used the magic mesh for years, its fucking great

[@flameofmage1099]

Same, used to have one. It is pretty neat.

[@kaitlin1609]

I use to have one also. Until I got a dog 😂 she destroyed it.

[@avaleelong]

My grandparents have had one since I was a kid and they still have it it's great

[@SakuraShirakawa]

The actual one he is watching on here works great. Sadly the good ones are out numbered by poorly made or designed alternatives. This one works because the closing is on the sides and snap together when the two halves come to a rest attracting each other. Poorly made ones rely on the two halves overlapping and that doesn't always line up properly.

[@rorwyk]

I can't wait to buy this thing that I have no idea what it is

[@quinncostello6362]

Jack - “I’m kinda genuinely into it, I know most American homes have screen doors to keep the bugs in and out” Me - why would you wanna keep the bugs in

[@pasteldoll7274]

To keep the world safe

[@aboredprophet8128]

Can't let them escape.

[@agarnetsadvocate3586]

As a proud tarantula owner, I must say that her new diet makes her extremely hungry and therefore she cannot be let out without a leash. The screen door is a lifesaver. Literally.

[@staygroovypal]

@@agarnetsadvocate3586 you put a leash on a tarantula? Omg please put that on KZbin

[@agarnetsadvocate3586]

@@staygroovypal She pulls too much, I can't train her to be walked and not walk me 😂

[@sooble28]

"But what does he pull out of it? God himself!" Its confirmed lads, Potato Jesus is back!!!!!!

[@graysilcock1881]

he never left we irish worship potatoes

[@natsueyama]

@ uh yeah, how's your life knowing that any moment now because of this spam your parents are gonna disown you?

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

How very Celtic Christian of him. You know he's Irish if he sees God in the Spuds.

[@PraiseCastiel]

This is my absolute favourite Jack video ever. If I haven't watched this at least once, I consider the day incomplete. 🍀

[@tazii7515]

Jack: L is for lovers- me on the other side of the screen: WHO LOVE ONE ANOTHER

[@emptylnms5393]

A is FOR ASS

[@gaygoose8989]

U IS FOR U’RE

[@salemwashere8712]

G IS FOR THE ONLY GAMER I SEE

[@will_3908]

H IS FOR HAPPY I ALWAYS FEEL IT

[@leilahgoode8849]

H IS FOR HAPPY

[@banettenighmare8645]

Okay here me out: Ronnie promoting Jack’s coffee

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

He'd sell out even faster

[@itsx7062]

Ronnie: *exists* Vince: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

[@IveGotItTwisted]

He can use the shamWOW to mop up the blood 😀

[@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268]

Ronnie wins because he didn’t assault a prostitute.

[@CasperSallee]

i miss these sooooo much!

[@littlemisspicc4601]

I will *N E V E R* get over Seán's face when Ronnie pivots the bowl (5:10). He goes from amused to an 8-year-old watching a magic trick in 0.05 seconds. It's my favorite thing.

[@writingramm4790]

that's such a good way to put it

[@SwitchBladeEVO]

I lost my shit when his face just got like super serious and he looks into the camera. He was sold, at that very moment.

[@starlightglimmerofficial2923]

same

[@theenchantressxx]

jacksepticeye’s funniest home videos: *exists* my depression and anxiety: “why do i hear boss music?”

[@lowcash1983]

Hm

[@huntermeyers41]

you have more likes than pewdiepies comment

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

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