The Hardcore Heist (hardcore minecraft 8)

SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG! On this episode, we encounter our first bastion! enjoy :)
edited by logen kershaw
#kurtispogger

[@mariavsvr]

"if you wanna slay you cant vape" so true

[@natrosenquist]

You also can't Bape if you vape.

[@fngtzs]

this alone made the amount of teens who vape drop drastically !

[@Nibrokk]

fr smoke weed instead

[@stell4423]

@@Nibrokk ikr its so "Underated" like bro

[@emmakaisa27]

@@Nibrokk it's illegal here

[@looooooongisland]

seeing Kurt play the wild update and fighting the warden would be the funniest thing ever !

[@wildwitchwest]

he'd be screaming so much

[@ringodoodles490]

he needs to see the frogs dude

[@somthinwrong]

c/yanide pills can help you have a better life😌

[@Valorene]

I like how as soon as Kurtis enters Minecraft he turns into a swearing meme gremlin.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Ever watched any of his videos?

[@TheIntermediateArtist]

@@nomoretwitterhandleshe doesn’t swear that much compared to his Minecraft streams..

[@goodneighborsw]

i can’t believe he still has the ninja tweet memorized

[@damianmroczny]

its actually fucking ridiculous how close to death you are in each episode and how incredibly lucky you are to fucking survive

[@fzito3567]

I love how you seem like really angry about the fact he's still alive

[@los3r426]

@@fzito3567 he thinks Danny is superior

[@los3r426]

@Sir. Froggie yeah I've noticed that to

[@crazeddoodler9326]

to the chatter who said “6am hot dog check!” i hope your day is going well

[@_milkovxich._9962]

His hardly know her jokes make me laugh every time no matter what

[@ellw7830]

matter, i hardly know er

[@celty_6835]

it's from his and danny's song "i'm in love with a creeper" btw!

[@honeysunday]

he told one of those jokes as I was reading this comment

[@ratkeep]

@@celty_6835i know this is a year old but it's actually a very old joke format, kurtis just happens to say it a lot

[@celty_6835]

@@ratkeep oh no ik! :) i specifically meant the line "creeper? i hardly know her" that kurtis used in this one - he happened to use that line in the song he did with danny

[@ASMRGothic]

Kurtis: if you wanna slay you can't vape Me, someone who quit vaping a month ago: slaying

[@froggycheckers]

Pop offfff 🤩🤩

[@halatiny6537]

You slay 💅

[@halatiny6537]

I’ll be your first sub for quitting💙

[@ollie-ep7lm]

been slaying for 3 days!

[@crow1247]

​@@halatiny6537I'll be the second :)) hope op is doing well

[@zina2435]

“cory on the hoise” takes me out EVERY FUCKING TIME. WITHOUT FAIL.

[@Emma-zc5jm]

Kurtis went from singing Boys Like Girls to making a ninja tweet reference. Officially the best and most Kurtis™ video Okay the 360° no-scope montage cemented it

[@_milkovxich._9962]

He really does slay everyday

[@mariaochs]

Another day, another slay

[@_sonii_]

@@mariaochs periodd

[@tess2241]

its so funny to watch kurtis play after watching danny. like they both get the same shit done but kurtis is just in a constant state of fear and anxiety. he doesnt fight even when he could easily overpower mobs. he says slay every sentence and then dies by running away from something he could have beat

[@animegamergirl09]

I miss the Baddie SMP! I hope it comes back!

[@wildwitchwest]

baddie smp exploring the new update

[@skinnylamperouge693]

ash lynx watches the baddie smp 💀💀

[@m-r-n]

i think I heard it’s not coming back :/

[@waffle3628]

@@m-r-n we have the same pfp 😳

[@mrs.phoebeswift6595]

kurtiss vaping psa has been more influential than all of the truth campaign ads combined

[@jamiefranta]

god I've missed these I am literally hysterical every time

[@livtai3686]

The heist edit didn’t truly show how stressful it was for viewers

[@natalialeon849]

Petition to bring the Baddie smp back but replace Gus and Sven with Chad Chad and Drew. And they could try out the Wild update and fight the warden.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

i dont think Drew would be up for it, theyve talked about this before. unless you mean a different Drew than me

[@natalialeon849]

@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter truee and yeah I did mean Gooden, but there are other options!! Like Jake Doolittle for example

[@ratatooey4620]

@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter maybe Noah Samsen

[@ruths.8887]

I’d sign that

[@Cam.Mae.]

@@natalialeon849Doolittle is such a good option! His commentary would be amazing

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

I really hope kurtis does another episode of this!! It’s been 2 months, there’s still hope!!

[@dilf_sickhx]

its been 7 now....is there still hope?😭

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

@@dilf_sickhx well, he has been uploading new episodes, so, yes!

[@SarahYork]

@@dilf_sickhx he just uploaded one six days ago

[@MrRickles2pointO]

Right when I finished singing The Great Escape, Kurtis sang the exact same part. A truly beautiful moment for me.

[@embercarrot]

Everytime I see a new Kurtis video I end up saying slay more, not sure how I feel about it

[@wildwitchwest]

YO! I've been waiting so long for this i watched the entire series of you and Danny from Danny's videos 😭

[@yuurmom7644]

pillagers genuinely scare me they’re too powerful

[@cassandral.5840]

We miss mayor of Minecraft so muuuuchhh! Whenever you play its all weirdly relaxing, funny AND P.S.A. quality education!? Yesssss siiiirrrrr.

[@matti9208]

I'm sick and just rewatched the entire hardcore series so this was very needed

[@isad5625]

Kurt we miss your minecraft :(

[@arihuntley6344]

my bf puts on kurtis whenever i’m either tripping balls, bored, or having a ptsd episode and all i’m saying is slay.

[@hollylor]

Kurtis’ drop rate luck is better than dreams when he cheated

[@annajewell6340]

FINALLY pls do this series more if possible i love it so much

[@m_a_k_e_n_n_a]

Kurtis please come back….. think of the children 😔 we’re starving

[@wyndroze]

I'm so glad Minecraft is back playing Kurtis

[@sagescorner256]

vaping is outlawed in kurtistown!!!!

[@monasmile00]

every episode you get a little to close to the hogs or pigs or whatever tf they’re called and you end up almost dying

[@asherwright3495]

kurtis plays minecraft like my 7 year old cousin

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

epicly?

[@hithere235]

Kurt is the one of the few people who actually look good with a mullet

[@kunai_simpin1771]

Can we get the next part PLEASE I have checked so much waiting to watch you slay

[@crazeddoodler9326]

slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slouw slout

[@jbart1203]

3:05 THE "I ALMOST DIED" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IDK WHY

[@cheesepuf5000]

Every time I hear thunder in Minecraft I sing the silly little imagine dragons parody about Minecraft weather, I’m glad you do too

[@airiondidria]

wow man 4:21 got me than any horror game has

[@katherineelizabeth7177]

I cant wait for the prophesied return of kurtis poggers

[@prxncessjudy]

kurtis i love the vaping message, king.

[@sarahsavannah3960]

I see Kurt live in a week let’s goooooo

[@froggycheckers]

Ayooo how'd it go??

[@michicaceres822]

we miss kurtis pogger ! these videos r epic sauce

[@viriamiri]

i was playing minecraft and i was looking for treasure and i went past 4 groups of pillagers, they were all just in the middle of the ocean swimming around trying to kill me

[@enabaumland]

kurtis babyboy when minecraft

[@Savi4848]

the audacity of kurt to post this on my birthday. let’s go

[@angelah5995]

10:05 ninja to kurtis when he sees that clip

[@freddie-xm5yw]

I legit quit vaping bc of Kurtis's vaping PSA

[@orna8369]

5:26 it looks like kurtis' mustache just deflated

[@SpaceCatt99]

I love your Minecraft videos! Always excited when you upload

[@randomness5312]

kurtis looks like he would be australian

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

i love to watch your videos while eating ice cream. Also, Kurtis Pogger? I hardly know er. How am i supposed to Kurtis Pogg someone if i dont even know em? unacceptable. unreasonable. unconsiderate.

[@nicolegulliver6468]

Whoever started adding music to these videos. I love you.

[@indie5815]

FINISH THIS OMG

[@Mr.TableTwo]

Ack I miss this series 😔

[@PoppyTheDrapica]

Yeeessss I love your minecraft play through!! Finally, something good to watch while I eat dinner lmao

[@Evilcookie173]

Just letting you know I've ghosted 3 people this month,, and I'm makeing broccoli casserole

[@quentinhill8671]

everytime kurtis plays minecraft i become newly obsessed with that game

[@Madi.Adkins01]

I frikin love this series man

[@eden8748]

I've been waiting for this! Yesss💖

[@vanessadelangel4283]

I absolutely loved the music editing!!!

[@seriouslyclark2355]

Top tier entertainment right here

[@emmashumway]

8:20 that's what she said

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

that made me laugh too much. i think i woke up my sister in the other room LMAO

[@nora-kl1qj]

slay what you need to slay.. and let the slay slough

[@squilliamfancy]

oh how intently i have been waiting for this upload

[@Hppjohg]

Kurtis should play Bioshock, his chain tattoos on his wrists always remind me of it

[@Fruitmonger04]

I love these Minecraft videos!! They are so freaking good bestie!

[@Zzzz_mops]

Kurtis would be a very enthusiastic but terrible cowboy

[@marisolmelendez6182]

Thank you for knowing exactly when I needed this, yo 🎊🙌

[@jordanchristy6547]

the subtitle for when Kurt says "great escape" says "greatest cake" and I can't unhear it

[@HLB-cd9nl]

Hearing you yell my name and finding out it's spelled the same is peak humanity.

[@iver7473]

watching the children in your stream chat talk about cigarettes as if its like shooting down is making me lose my mind

[@stellajohnson4789]

kurtis did indeed, slay.

[@ireboren11]

Winter is coming! Can we expect more gaming content! You’re seriously so funny and the reason I play Minecraft now 😅

[@axelblackwood5305]

I started singing the great escape when he said it, then it hit real different when he started singing it too

[@rukiyebelkisakgun3576]

5:25 the flinch i just flunched

[@mythicalmars]

Not trying to pressure you to stream if you don't want to, but these Minecraft streams are seriously so fun and are endlessly rewatchable. I love this series haha!

[@Autumnnn_017]

1:20 This makes me very happy

[@Maria_loves_water]

Jesus Christ a possessed Unicorn

[@TheJlicks]

I really need hardcore Minecraft 9

[@trucevideos]

the scary/dramatic music is so funny 😭😭😭

[@maryd7753]

RETURN OF THE KING

[@IAmKennyBrown]

Love this video tbh.

[@jasmynekincannon1801]

I literally SCREAMED "YES" when I saw you posted a mc vid

[@abbthebabb]

Kurtis my mayor u make me so genuinely happy

[@TohmKnight]

Ahhh been waiting for this

[@sarawithoutanh4189]

AHH I WASNT EXPECTING THIS

[@burningbabydoll4867]

ITS ABOUT TIME KURTIS. ITS ABOUT TIME.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

Slay the world !

[@blue4155]

i was just hoping you'd return to this world and you did! slay on, mr mayor

[@potatopouf]

ive missed these!

[@kaetlinbunner4982]

you’re welcome guys i was manifesting that he would post another minecraft video this morning

[@Gucciblackberry]

ITS BEEN MONTHS BABYGIRL OMG IM HYPE I DONT CARE

[@chloey6740]

ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS KURTIS

[@_nicole]

YESS ITS BACK

[@vichernandezii]

pog

[@super_muncher8264]

SLAY KURTIS I MISSED UR MINECRADT VIDS SM ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@dandelion2321]

this video is giving kurtis vubes

[@mizzie1018]

So the prophecy is true he returns…

[@samdazed_822]

o em gee he’s back boys