My dad was a civil engineer in the 70s/80s. I showed him one of Matt's Polybridge videos and he said "You don't have to do any math to build them? So it's more like architecture then."
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS10 ай бұрын
"u have become wat u swore to destroy"
@bobczech777410 ай бұрын
lol
@London_Prime10 ай бұрын
LOL
@imperialguardsman572610 ай бұрын
Them's fighting words
@omarsaboune331110 ай бұрын
what he yaping about
@JoshSteiner1410 ай бұрын
On the first level, the person who did the no hydraulic solution was the same person who did the flippy road solution. Mad respect
@nicolasmiller-potter6310 ай бұрын
🔥
@CheckmateSurvivor10 ай бұрын
The Earth is Flat.
@Soken5010 ай бұрын
@@CheckmateSurvivor Your brain is flat.
@x-a-v-i-e-r10 ай бұрын
like your mom 😏 @@CheckmateSurvivor
@CheckmateSurvivor10 ай бұрын
@@x-a-v-i-e-r You are a globalist shill. Satan must be proud of you.
@kayboypstar499010 ай бұрын
In a town where bridges spanned the river, young civil engineer Matt dreamed of crafting the grandest one yet. However, the intricate hydraulic components always stumped him. On a snowy Christmas Eve, three ethereal figures visited: the Ghosts of Engineers Past, Present, and Future. Past showed him the marvels of ancient aqueducts; Present introduced eco-friendly designs; and Future revealed floating structures. Inspired, Eli combined their wisdom, envisioning a Christmas-themed bridge adorned with twinkling lights, resembling candy canes and snowflakes. By morning, the town marveled at a bridge that not only connected shores but also hearts, uniting past traditions with future aspirations. Merry Bridgemas !
@masonaxenty486910 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@zamboughnuts10 ай бұрын
19:35 - Alan just being a legend in having probably the cheapest legit solution possible and then just... That.
@MarkoDash10 ай бұрын
that one got at least a 10 second chuckle from me, thinking for once he'd done just a simple solution and then the zoom out to the giant Arch of Dong.
@zamboughnuts10 ай бұрын
@@MarkoDash Alan is actually really good at the game but his commitment to the memes is legendary
@fufuuwu530110 ай бұрын
@@zamboughnutsfr
@renskedunnewold199510 ай бұрын
Alan making a beautiful, neat, cheap solution, and then putting a gigantic knob over it is hilarious 😂
@TheBlobik10 ай бұрын
He saved cash on non-essentials so that he can put it where it matters.
@niziggz10 ай бұрын
Thank you for the intro, Matt! There's no Christmas song that I hate to get stuck in my head than THAT one..... I appreciate you fixing it up for me! Merry Christmas to you and Paddy, Mate!
@EEEEEEEE10 ай бұрын
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@CryinWolf10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas Matt’ and Paddy. Hope you have a happy bridge filled New Year
@Joyful_Traitor10 ай бұрын
You would think by now with the amount of Polybridge Matt has played he would have figured out hydraulics
@RappelzWikiaPolska10 ай бұрын
dont be silly
@theencolony559510 ай бұрын
You'd think as an engineer he'd understand basic trig and lever points
@phillipsiebold835110 ай бұрын
@@theencolony5595 Judging by his career path, it looks like he nailed his statics and didn't do so well in mechanics.
@wierdalien14 ай бұрын
@@phillipsiebold8351 Pretty much
@pacmonster06610 ай бұрын
That slow Alan reveal at the end was legendary
@nomeacuerdo10 ай бұрын
I always love to see Alan’s solutions 😂
@buckroger645610 ай бұрын
Dude is a legend in my book.
@IsaacTeo41110 ай бұрын
I think Artsy E. Is (not so) secretly an architect and Matt just hasn't caught on yet😂
@EEEEEEEE10 ай бұрын
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@LegoAndrew089 күн бұрын
18:59 THE SPLIT SECOND OF TEXT THE EDITOR PUT IN 😂😂😂
@Kartaal10 ай бұрын
Hmmmm, I wonder why RCE didn't compare his scores to Tyler's this time. What a curious development!
@aninkytheorist11336 ай бұрын
One word... hydraulics...
@tigerleader131810 ай бұрын
merry bridgemas, matt and paddy thanks for bridging the gap to joy this year
@Shibdyuti10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas, Matt and Paddy; wish you an architect free new year ahead! And pls feed Schmichael this bridgemas
@farshnuke10 ай бұрын
Nice to see RCE genuinely gertting better at Hydraulics. We mock his skills a lot - (Especially as he is far worse at engineering than most actual architects) - but he still plays this game far better than I ever could. I do have a suggestion for RCE regarding the engineering parody songs, try some Muse or Kasabian?
@anthonyrector818310 ай бұрын
Merry bridgemass to one and all! What engineer gifts did you get? I got new work boots as mine were falling apart.
@mindiasferma780710 ай бұрын
Matt just casually has entire stockpile of bridge photos😂😂
@BricenS10 ай бұрын
20:17 that level WHAT??! 🤨
@TehBakerye10 ай бұрын
why the hell did I wait to watch this, that song is the absolute best its insane how good you can sing
@niffTea10 ай бұрын
merry bridgemas everyone
@goatboy15010 ай бұрын
9:15 is you with a Santa hat on. Merry Bridgemas Matt and fam!
@jennihwang24210 ай бұрын
That theme song Was really good subscribe to this man I want full version
@Real_Aloha_Man10 ай бұрын
Guys let’s get to two million before new year, please!!! We can do it!
@freedomfighters880210 ай бұрын
Your Bridge Song was absolutely awesome! 😊👍🏻 Thank you for your Content
@princess_wawa10 ай бұрын
a matt video is one of the best Christmas gift
@FlorissMusic10 ай бұрын
wow the lyrics for the parody were on point! i’m a musician and a huge fan! so if you ever wanna create like an original bridge song just tell me, i’d be down for sure lmao
@evilutionltd10 ай бұрын
19:35 ALAN! That pull away shot gave me a big laugh.
@tbgc6910 ай бұрын
ngl the bridgemas song is too good
@LeonLjiljanic10 ай бұрын
Merry Brigemas Matt' & pady🌲👷
@actng10 ай бұрын
the properly done hydraulic bridges are worth a video or even a youtube channel of its own as to how ppl figure them out and build them
@officialnucky10 ай бұрын
Mr Engineer, if you ever do the real bridge builds again do you think you could manage the nearly 3000M of the Dartford Crossing?
@muchtruc10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas !
@moonphase42010 ай бұрын
I love the commentary for the Niff Tea solution, great job editors
@HU1212ICAN310 ай бұрын
That bridge in the main menu in the intro was absolutely awesome!
@coltenbrownlee516310 ай бұрын
the song really sold this video for me. really in the christmas spirit now
@antirevomag8347 ай бұрын
Your last christmas rendition was actually quite pleasing.
@xEternalSaltx10 ай бұрын
awesome video matt, looking forward to the next city skylines.
@TheYoshiPixel10 ай бұрын
I literally heard the actul song right after i listened to your version
@kroyhevia10 ай бұрын
That interchange level was insane
@Monkey_Devin2yt10 ай бұрын
MERRY BRIDGMEAS EVERYBODY!!!
@Senji12110 ай бұрын
Merry bredgemax to you matt
@tj_enju10 ай бұрын
petition to have editorman timestamp some of those 'high budget' solutions
@denizalicesme979710 ай бұрын
12:29 Here you can see Matt ripping off himself by changing the roads to steel. Such an architect move! Sacrificing the cost for some style points…
@CZILLA10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas! And what an amazing song lol
@russellmillett564210 ай бұрын
These bridge-ified songs are getting progressively better
@xxSeanVxx10 ай бұрын
Perfect video for Christmas Day
@geckohazard10 ай бұрын
For your real bridge series, can you do cotter bridge in Arkansas usa? It's got beautiful arches, but no efficient shapes or even triangles. And I think the lack of triangles could be fun for a video. I'll keep posting this comment on your poly bridge series until it happens. Love, peace, and bridges.
@valleyredford283110 ай бұрын
merry bridgemass and a happy new bridge
@Datenauflauf10 ай бұрын
I'm usually not liking videos within the first seconds, but this time I just had to 😂 Great ideas for the lyrics!
@zecuse10 ай бұрын
13:32 That's an AMAZING catch!
@icy785110 ай бұрын
18:46 its because your middle hydraulic wasn't perpendicular to the road
@thomas-f9o10 ай бұрын
love Poly Bridge 3
@simsalabimre10 ай бұрын
8:56 "RCE has watched one of the most brilliant vids on YT" - confirmed
@dizuko_10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas. Thank you for making it the intro again! EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give us the album 😥😥
@ixelhaine10 ай бұрын
19:34 oh Alan
@Bracket40405 ай бұрын
Last Bridgemas is the best!
@RCE_Jr10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridge-mas Matt, Paddy, family and fellow engineers i asked Santa for a paddy plush and a merry bridgemas sweater but he failed to get me one
@hovelhomestead73710 ай бұрын
Oh JOY! This year Matt got me bleeding ears for Bridgemas, woohoo!
@Absoloute_Zero10 ай бұрын
RCE’S BEST PB3 QUOTE: you’re steel! you’re not meant to break!
@LeKeksLP10 ай бұрын
best intro on KZbin worldwide
@joshlia646910 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas Mat
@colcil10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas everyone !
@rikadeldegan10 ай бұрын
I think the bridge at 0:16 is in my city maybe idk it looks VERY similar but most of them probably do. I’m gonna imagine it’s in Iowa with me and be happy lol.
@nyostevens98010 ай бұрын
pls make a playlist where al the songs you made are in i would love that
@RealCivilEngineerGaming10 ай бұрын
Check out my shorts!
@andreweaston177910 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas RCE
@sebsafari10 ай бұрын
I need more Paddy interruptions
@10w-..--..--..--..--w106 ай бұрын
That song at the beginning was fire W "singer Nier"
@meetyourmaker215210 ай бұрын
Songs are what keep me sane
@alexfolfy165710 ай бұрын
merry christmas everyone!!!
@michaelpetros675010 ай бұрын
10:03 Two bangers by Cigamz
@joshfairchild10 ай бұрын
Got both my kids Paddy plushies. They loved them 😊
@nikowwww10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas for Greece
@The_Box_King10 ай бұрын
Day 21 of waiting for Matt to upload Mindustry Part 3. Merry Christmas! FFOTD: The block that launches items to other sectors is the Launch Pad, it has 360 hp, is 3 by 3 blocks, needs 350 copper, 200 lead, 150 titanium, and 140 silicon, uses 240 power units per second, has a item capacity of 100 items, and launches every 20 seconds. And yes, as you just heard, you can select a sector to launch items from to other sectors, you need to capture the sector Extraction Outpost to be able to research the Launch Pad.
@EEEEEEEE10 ай бұрын
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@randomhistorystuff16510 ай бұрын
KEEP ON GOING!
@kaifungaming10 ай бұрын
keep it going
@TomTheTerm10 ай бұрын
Try doubling the speed for the bridge-mas song, sounds cool
@mincraft_crab10 ай бұрын
merry bridgemas for all
@DatGuy_8310 ай бұрын
0:04 obligatory "There's the Arch" from a St. Louisan
@Rythmquest6 ай бұрын
11:31 the first thing that came to my mind in this level was loop
@turnerosswald278710 ай бұрын
merry bridgemas!!!
@sweettreats-pg9kg10 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas
@danielaltmann849310 ай бұрын
Marry Bridgemas, I think Alan's solution was be(a)st! 😂😂😂
@MLWJ199310 ай бұрын
Merry bridgemas everyone!
@MonkeyBurrito10 ай бұрын
NOOOOOOO we need that christmas cover album!!!!!!!!!!
@GamerKid-hq1eu10 ай бұрын
Merry bridgemass
@peppsiwith2ps80710 ай бұрын
probably the best intro so far
@harryfunk515610 ай бұрын
Watch the video:❌ listen to the song:✅
@mikeraz836710 ай бұрын
We all got Knob-a-potamuses for Bridgemas. It's a miracle.
@simontay485110 ай бұрын
Knob-a-potamuses!!! 🤣 Hahahaha!
@oliveoyl12710 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgmas
@marcinkowalczyk64710 ай бұрын
the album we need the album 2023 is not over yet! as Matt says "I WANT IT!"
@Dragonhatchie10 ай бұрын
merry bridgemass!
@SemlerPDX10 ай бұрын
That last level finished you off, did it? So, a happy ending all around, eh? Merry Bridgemas!
@Chisureme1210 ай бұрын
On 6:44 he says yes like a demon
@alexwimmer519810 ай бұрын
Merry Bridgemas! I dare you to make a city in cities skylines but without destroying any road or building
@REALlightcat10 ай бұрын
The intro is awesome ngl
@Kowlik10 ай бұрын
If ya ask me, all hydraulic levels should be officially referred to as Knob-draulics now. The last level we saw, the creativity was amazing 😂
@EricPramono10 ай бұрын
The song at the song was sick i replayed it 3 times
@thedwarfthefirst83305 ай бұрын
In satisfactory, architecture and engineering unite
@NotBlacklyng10 ай бұрын
0:18 banger, ima hear this evry year(im not kidding)
@taliben-ari797810 ай бұрын
waiting for the day that matt puts all his songs on spotify
@duncanchin10 ай бұрын
We didn’t get the full Christmas album but at least this one song