The harsh realities of DayZ

[@StimpeeYT]

All my sins finally catching up with me.

[@foodsstuff]

finally getting what you deserve, boy.

[@Mr.PoIish]

Yes papa

[@vanagarand1400]

why do I already know what's going to happen to this poor soul unfortunately my child you happened upon a wild Stimpee may you rest in peace...

[@ZeWhiteRabbit8]

karma came in you

[@benwilliams8183]

You are a legend great video thank you brother 💪😎🔥🔥🔥

[@SolidDayZ]

The double food kill might be one of the greatest clips in DayZ history.

[@PIndyJones]

Definitely a first. Lol

[@imallergictobullets]

I can’t stop laughing at the second guy just saying “Oh no” while Stimpy gently feeds him molten fat

[@cheeks7050]

Ja we need a whole video of that

[@Code_Machine]

That was both genius and hilarious

[@mparmpouris8157]

@@PIndyJones He's done it before

[@chefbob09]

Stimpee is the sort of person to get pink eye from looking through keyholes at public bathrooms

[@swid3566]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture u'r a no life and thats coming from me :)

[@bringbackdislikes3195]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture Report this garbage spam account

[@shanegreen9511]

Oh shit that's a real thing?

[@drugsarebad97]

then rub his eyes and shake someone’s hand on purpose because they mentioned it

[@imjustagun4236]

How do you come up with this 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fabianvolf]

Imagine one day surviving the nuclear war and some years into the apocalypse you meet somebody in the woods with Stimpees fake voice yelling "Hey man are you friendly? Im friendly?"

[@etholus1000]

I'd run as fast as I could away from said man

[@chrisblanchard6413]

i would immediately kill myself

[@magnesjberg24]

Betray him first

[@jimigrill]

Shoot on sight no questions asked :D

[@matts3425]

i don't see any of the nerds who watch stimpee surviving more than 1 week w/o a computer.

[@ЯкекМакек]

9:02 never thought that calling someone virgin would kill them Just the power of stimpees word killed the man

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Already got so much physical damage that emotional damage was enough

[@BestOfComedy-]

i’m pretty sure that’s an old clip because i remember watching that before on his channel

[@mrgraco3887]

@@BestOfComedy- i was having a weird feeling and realised it was an old clip too

[@sterlihalla]

lool the pure rage of that guy though haha

[@speedrob]

@@BestOfComedy- It was on the shorts a few weeks back

[@munkirtokage4816]

the "He always betrays them" is my fav voice line of any interaction you have done

[@digger3594]

Its brilliant

[@sadra9065]

which video ?

[@FindingTheTruth-33]

​@@sadra9065rust video

[@Cptkiller2010]

​@@sadra9065 Rust Medic Roleplay I think

[@mr.weirdo5756]

I always forget that Stimpee is pretty good at video editing. That montage from 3:20 on is pretty beautiful.

[@itti2001]

they look like a game teaser, ngl

[@michaelwesten4624]

yeah remember the older videos where he montage'd the heck out of them

[@Kamicazi]

Yo yall know what the song is lol? Been wanting to find the name of it for a long time.

[@bloppyBloop]

@@Kamicazi look up last of us song youll find it

[@tielikefish4995]

@@Kamicazi the last of us soundtrack

[@imnottoxic867]

6:29 dude really tried to kill you both and somehow failed. Imagine how mad he was

[@seuri214]

The guy that got shot 2 times in the head woke up just to get sniped lol

[@LazyBuddyBan]

@@seuri214 peak comedy

[@imhazed2528]

Stimpee beat the living shit out if that dude

[@RandomLombax37]

​@@seuri214 "you survived two shots to the head..." *Bang*

[@vangledosh]

Imagine how shit he is*

[@WVLFRVN]

I’ve been locked in a mans basement for 17 years with only mushrooms that grew naturally from the black mold in the walls for sustenance. This video inspired me to make my escape and be a free man! Looking back on it, I should’ve tried it a long time ago because it was very simple as all the doors were unlocked, but yeah. Thanks Stimpee!

[@Infact77]

dude... how do u come up with this shit 💀

[@jarekparek4305]

@@Infact77 maybe he didnt 😔

[@iamthestormthatisapproachi5349]

Wth?

[@WVLFRVN]

@@jarekparek4305 How dare you! The last 17 years were a horrifying experience for me

[@mandariini2757]

@@jarekparek4305 Yeah fuck you jarek! how dare you say something like that after all his been trough >:(

[@wickrose6164]

6:05 - 6:53 i honestly feel sorry fort the blue hat guy. he survived 1 shot to the head and one to to the vest. then he got up all hopeful and stuff just to get sniped threw a window.

[@sterlihalla]

hahaha yeah

[@youregonnaburnalright7333]

fort= for* to to the vest= to the vest* threw a window= through a window*

[@JChrist69]

Whoever sniped him has a great shot though it sounded far ASF

[@Trigger-ZX]

@@youregonnaburnalright7333 indeed

[@sarahbs9191]

And the funniest part is that he was expecting stimpee to be the one doing the killing.

[@TheSygear]

That zoom in on victims always warms my heart.

[@NobleT3am]

One of the very few times someone knows it's Stimpee and tries to act cautious around him only to get betrayed by another guy and then killed off by a random sniper, life is truly weird like that

[@justin2142]

Hi stimpee, The dayz videos are my absolute favorite. Your the only content creator who would upload such great content like this. Literally every other dayz youtuber is so child like when it's a M rated game

[@red_menace1829]

Tf do you mean, Stimpy is childish af 😂

[@rogercheeto_]

@@red_menace1829 dont be homophobic

[@ClayishWall]

dnsl

[@newaccountbecauseytvanceds1465]

@@red_menace1829 homophobe and a furry 😑😑😑 Yikes.........

[@AllahsStrongestSoldier]

dnsl

[@w0ody16]

Ethan's rage is my favorite kind. You really do bring out the best in people, Stimpee 😅

[@AnthonyBCI]

That was hilarious

[@mochicarunch]

Honestly it was my favorite part, completely lost it with "k my name is Ethan"

[@sterlihalla]

Had me rolling loool!

[@anthonyroger94]

Best part without a doubt 😂

[@TheDeviIDogg]

I wanna play DayZ but I'm afraid of running into a Stimpee, I don't need those trust issues

[@BlackWolf9988]

@@commentaccount7880 yeah them being on discord with you reduces your chances of being betrayed drastically.

[@mherrj]

Its a terrible game

[@Gurpefy]

he always betrays them, ALWAYS

[@Folfah]

These guy’s giving bad advice. You’re gonna get kos alot lol

[@noturfather1106]

@@BlackWolf9988 unless you're memeio

[@mctruckered7154]

0:54 "I feel uncomfortable" "Now we're talkin' ;)"

[@ZainePerkins]

Holy shit you did not kill the first guy fast enough

[@darkmasterchief227]

Bro had to say every word in existence.

[@DokutaParasu]

Bro had something to say

[@greyfells2829]

Guy was helpful

[@GeoRust1]

I think it was just edited to make it seem like he was rambling.

[@shibbet]

@@GeoRust1 I guarantee stimpee didn’t ask for any of that information

[@Luster...]

6:27 It's funny to see for once Stimpee isn't the first one to betray this time.

[@temposchwelle]

the next video should include a multiple year relationship, couple of kids and a nice home before the betray happens

[@kylesprenkel680]

regular sleeper agent stuff.

[@DistastefulDarkness]

Gets married IRL just to steal their shoes and some tuna in-game

[@pahuntandhound]

That’s almost every marriage 😊

[@araysspot778]

0:20 stimpees will was slowly draining listening to this unskippible cutscene

[@phils-designs]

7:46 - 9:12 This whole part is comedy gold😂

[@alfredorodriguez4539]

I started remembering Kristian tough.. that voice tone.

[@vehxy]

the way he says you are piece of shit with that character is so funny to me

[@jayking7713]

The geriatric shuffling in at 9:28 got me

[@123MrMOORE]

5:35 “close your eyes just let the dirt shower over you” StepBrothers

[@weener8720]

The harsh reality of staying with stimpee in one room, and him having a knife.

[@richpianafanclub7221]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok I won’t. Have a nice day.

[@de_CracKer]

He plays ultimate mind games by killing a bunch of people and then running into his own bear trap. Truly one of those DayZ players

[@tggorudon2551]

6:31 was probably the best plot twist, redemption arc, clear my name, friend or foe tropes done executed well.

[@vavra222]

Watching this while having flu and a throat infection is hard, man. Having a dry coughing fit because i wheeze-laughed is hard, at one point i felt like passing out, because i couldnt breathe.

[@Lemur_225]

That serious segment with the twangy music was pretty badass. Would like to see more of that side of you Stimpee

[@ayeyojimbo]

A good day when stimp uploads new psychological torture

[@dank_jesus]

0:13 dude is casually giving game tips while he flashes the human meat and bones in his inventory 💀

[@VoyKarma]

Stimpee has literally changed the meaning of "I'm friendly" to "I'm 100% going to backstab you" in survival games forever 😂

[@wayneroworth5669]

"It's really not your day" That line just broke me. In tears. Keep up the good work my man!

[@AussieStandsWithRussia]

That head shot in the barracks was so well timed and brutal

[@ianmcmillan6324]

i actually cackled when i saw that xD

[@pathfinder5217]

5:16 what a genius way to take them out, especially the second guy because he more than likely realised what was going on when it was too late LOL

[@JohnnyTheSergal]

Stimpee seems to be the only one who can live a deceitful life and be fine with it. Lol

[@Folfah]

Disgusting degenerate furry. Terrible pfp, terrible character design and you couldnt be original and chose protogen? Lmao no imagination for being in such a nasty fandom. So full of copy/paste fursonas

[@bloomofficiall]

6:54 with the sniper shot got me so good

[@pocdonthehoarder8344]

Shoutout to Stimpee for actually burying the evidence for once.

[@b4btjay]

6:48 was like a Call of Duty cinematic. Love it!

[@ZonicCeasor]

6:50 goddamn what comedic timing

[@memesupreme2400]

3:18-4:00 thank you for reminding me why I absolutely love this game

[@DavidSjodinisbest]

I live in a small and really poor town in liberia with tons of violence, both my parents have died from rebels and my brother died not long ago aswell beacuse they wanted his bike. I havent been the same since my brother died and ive been depressed for weeks and not been able to do anything but after watching this video i was filled with energy and i finally started to feel normal again! I think i will go out and try to get my life back even though you cant get very far here in liberia beacuse there isnt anything here but this video inspired me to go out and do my best and that things arent so bad afterall! Thank you stimpee

[@PoofyKittyPants]

same

[@Dxrkon]

Yeah bro that ending was super inspiring

[@isverchoon7760]

I would have never thought I'd hear this from someone that's StupidAF

[@bringbackdislikes3195]

I'm sorry I was the one who stole your brother's bike and who stabbed your parents.

[@kingkeneth5289]

Sorry about your bro. I can relate to some degree. It sucks. I would say. Try to escape to Europe and raise an army of refugees to flow across these troubled lands. Free the people. Write a constitution! And be a hero. You sound like a good one

[@dogcodes]

This is the best birthday gift ever, Thanks Stimpee!

[@DogsCryDubstep]

Idk why but this slightly slower-paced video that had this well-placed audio and well-picked audio really had me in a rotating state of laughing and immersed in the video XD. I love the majority of your videos but for some reason, this is my favorite.

[@georgivanev7466]

9:05 - "Nice name. For a virgin." *dies of roast

[@blackman9757]

9:10 Dude roasted him so hard, he got dead💀

[@DCGMatthew1]

Man, I haven't played DayZ in a while. I should play again. Even more scary or maybe fun knowing Stimpee could catch me.

[@chriso3130]

This could be your greatest film yet! Montage in the middle and everything!

[@manguy746]

"Ya look the pistol is in this house bro" Stimpee the master of deception

[@clarencej4730]

First guy made Stimpee uncomfortable, what an achievement

[@tw1nzstrpur3]

Yessss. A brand new stimpee dayz video. love it man.

[@6minecraftenderman]

6:15 A betrayal that had nothing to do with stimpee that ended with the dude dying to circumstance.

[@leonidaspereirafilho499]

The travelling montage was great.

[@wahoo31151]

When the randoms talks to much and Stimpee just looks at them the way Tyrone eyes up fresh meat in the prison showers.

[@derekeano]

The best part is you know Stimpee would be a wonderful, kind person in a legit apocalypse situation IRL and therefore reminds us to not take video game environments so seriously

[@themeerkat5157]

the second best feeling in the world is when you see daddy stimpee upload a new video, the first best feeling is having daddy stimpee come in your assho-

[@Blingus69]

Always a good day when stimpee uploads right as I'm about to start stroking.

[@DeadShotMoses]

Definitely a spoonkid classic

[@noisypinkbubble875]

8:37 this moment haunts my memories and I can't stop thinking about this dude. "You will soon know what is my name." If Stimpee is murdered, it was this guy.

[@eemmjay8728]

1:55 One of the biggest mistakes in his life.

[@zdspider6778]

2:53 Ahahaha! The server restarted and you died to the fire. 🤣🤣🤣 You got DayZ'd, son! 3:47 I can't believe wolves still fly in DayZ... And then later you fell through the map... Omg... Good video. You set up that bear trap and fell into it. Karma!

[@IfckedBrian]

Are these real people? 0:42

[@yooyo8303]

“You are a really strange person”😂😂

[@raceshingara4221]

thumbnail sauce ?

[@DuraheLL]

0:55 "I feel uncomfortable" I literally burst out laughing

[@ghosttoast8326]

That beginning got me haha, people sometimes keep talking so much and I can't help but feel the urge to pull a stimpee

[@tarangrover7]

I love the monologue cuts you do with the people who rant

[@mikedebakker5820]

9:03 that roast literally killed him 😂

[@Pedro-tl7jg]

6:06 man i love his innocent newb voice

[@xXHerrZockXx]

The montage of the three "bonding"....👏❤️ This one was a focken masterpiece dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@stp5477]

3:18 a cinematic Stimpee edit? This video is awesome!!!!

[@bentomook]

Bruh this was a certified stimpstamp classic. Love the dayz trap base vibe 😂

[@fogz]

That guy getting a goodnight kiss and stimpee listening is content gold lmao

[@stephanethery4290]

my favorite short Dayz video thank you for making me happy

[@halogamer1045]

"I feel uncomfortable" "Now we're talkin" speech 100

[@aceboogy5168]

7:52 “oh you tie my hands?” Ethan was so disappointed lol

[@R4mbe]

anybody who plays dayz has to appreciate stimpee using any mechanic he can to torture the people he has played with for over an hour

[@DetailsARK]

finaly a new dayz video ive been rewatching the old ones ive seen all of em like 5 times xD love the content much love, four big guys and they bust on my eyes

[@Village.Bandit]

6:20 finally met stimpee and dayz just tears it away from him😂😂.also this video is a masterpiece

[@CHIQUIZO]

6:28 that was so unexpected ... and saw dude got so outplayed by the gobling king, cuality content YEAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@ruggedsenpai8570]

BRUH 6:50 man survived then got his brains blowing out I'm crying!!!

[@Soviet20]

"I was sketching man....I trust you now." *Looks at grenade in UI, Looks at guy, Looks at grenade in UI.* *Me *SWEATIN*

[@One-EyedReaper]

Ethan died to "Emotional Damage" 🗿 Anyways that timing tho....🤣🤣🤣

[@Muffin_Masher]

You are such a goblin :D I spend so much time pissing myself laughing that I sometimes forget how cracked you are, absolutely slayed those fools, didn't even have to feed them gasoline :D

[@lorenzolai992]

LoU music works so well in this video lol, nice vid btw.

[@BERB_EXE]

i like the cinematics in this vid good job man

[@sterlihalla]

The pure rage of that guy 08:59 just had me laughing my ass off lol

[@Not_Evil_]

6:51 lmfao I laughed out loud when he got sniped XDDDD

[@Casperski1312]

The best part of my week is seeing the new stimpee video. Its a sad existence, but Im a survivor.

[@D3Inno]

Lovely montage 3:20. Good stuff.

[@LeonTalksALot]

Man I feel bad for stimpees victims, too bad this content is more than worth it.

[@lildannyboi13]

“He always betrays them, he always” do you ever wonder how that person is doing, stimp?

[@hotham8280]

11:20 I FUCKING LOVE when stimpee does this, shit cracks me up everytime 😂😂

[@Moobus]

Stimpee this was one of your best dayz videos on my opinion, keep being funny man 😂❤️

[@iceman7153]

man idk why i love stimpee dayz videos.

[@lazarpavic1596]

I just love Stimpees voice, its just the perfect generalization of the combination of all of the planets men.

[@mastro4886]

Simp alert.

[@ArthArmani]

Stimpes dayz videos are the best lol

[@SparrettCrow]

DayZ is probably the only game where you can meet strangers and let them give you their full trust of their time and progress through simply being a social creature. You feel as you're part of a pact; made a family or small community simply with your words and actions like a masked individual which you are. And knowing this before the others, you have *power* and 4:08 shows this sinister power of social engineering.

[@Suavesttt]

The montage with the last of us music felt so out of place for a Stimpee video due to the fact he was actually working with others instead of betraying them but it was awesome either way *EDIT:* Never mind, I carried on watching and was wrong lmao

[@randallclark3364]

Glad he included the virgin death clip a second time. Truly a great kill.

[@JustBrianChan]

The way you murded those two with hot food was 200iq