The Hash Slinging Slasher (Gacha SpongeBob)

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Yes, I had Shadow do the Thousand Years of Death wearing a Kakashi-esque mask 😂

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My Question for the hash slinging slasher: why didn't you go to the hospital to get your hand reattached through surgery and how did you even attach the spatula to your arm

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Many horror stories become less scary with applied logic

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*My Little Pony: Equestria Girls version (part 2)* *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* Just look at this place! It's like a ghost town in here. [The lights flicker on and off] Very funny, girls. *Rainbow Dash:* What? *Vice Principal Luna:* The lights will flicker on and off, just like the story. I get it. [The lights continue to flicker as Cranky glances over at a light switch, then looks confused at us] *Fluttershy:* Hey, Mr. Cranky Doodle, how are you doing that without moving the switch? *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* I'm not doing it, it must be the stupid faulty wiring in here. This place isn't built to run 24 hours in 1 day. [The phone rings, and Celestia answers it] *Principal Celestia:* What?! What?! Hello? Hello? Hello? *Applejack:* [approaches with Rainbow Dash] Nice try, Principal Celestia. *Principal Celestia:* Nice try what? *Rainbow Dash:* The phone will ring, but there'll be nobody there. [waggles her eyebrows and chuckles] You crack us up. [walks off] *Principal Celestia:* Girls, I'm not doing this. [hangs up, then walks over to Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee] OK, OK. Calm down, guys. Now what was it? *Vice Principal Luna:* Let's see. There was the lights. [The lights flicker again] And the phone. [The phone rings again] And… *THE WALLS WILL OOZE BLUE SLIME?!?!* Oh, wait, they *always* do that. *Principal Celestia:* What was that third thing? [Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee look over at the door. Outside, a taxi stops on the other side of the street] *Sunset Shimmer:* Huh. I didn't know a taxi has arrive this late. *Ms. Cheerilee:* It doesn't. *Twilight Sparkle:* Well, it's dropping someone off. [The taxi drives away, revealing a silhouetted figure, which lifts its buzz-saw for a left hand. Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee scream] *Vice Principal Luna:* The Kirk Billow… T-t-the Mark Pillow… The Lurk Willow… *Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity:* The Dark Shadow Man! [sobs] *Principal Celestia:* At least y'all understand! We're doomed! *Pinkie Pie:* No. That's not it. [wipes away a tear] I'm just so touched that Rainbow Dash would go to the trouble, to dress up as a ghostly student, and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me. She must really like me! [The figure approaches the school] *Rainbow Dash:* Pinkie, there are two problems with the theory of yours. One: I always like you. And two: how can that be me when I'm standing right here?! [The figure taps on the window with its buzz-saw. Pinkie Pie screams] *The Equestria Girls, Spike, Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle and Ms. Cheerilee:* *THE DARK SHADOW MAN!!!!* [The figure opens the door, then approaches the group, who tremble and hug each other protectively while chattering in panic] *Spike:* Get away from me! Aah! He's gonna cut me! Get away, get away, get away! *Applejack:* Rainbow Dash, no matter what I said, I'll always like you, too! *Rainbow Dash:* Applejack, I used your tools to fix the toilet! *Applejack:* What? [The figure steps into the lighting, revealing the human counterpart of Quibble Pants] *Spike:* Get away, get away! Get outta here! You're not welcome here! [The others stop panicking, and face him with confused looks] *Quibble Pants:* Can I have a school application? I brought my own buzz-saw for construction class. [The sleeve rolls down to reveal his own hand, holding the handle] I called earlier, but I hung up because I was nervous. *Pinkie Pie:* Do you have references? [The gang lets go of each other] *Principal Celestia:* Wait a minute! If that was you on the phone and you were in the taxi, then who was flickering the lights? [The lights flicker once again. Everyone looks over at Nosferatu flipping the switch] *The Equestria Girls, Spike, Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle, Ms. Cheerilee and Quibble Pants:* Nosferatu. [Nosferatu smiles and the camera cuts to black]

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Now I wanna see this play out in animation 😂

[@Zamb1e]

Missed opportunity to have one of Arty's blobs flickering the lights....... Great video though.

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Funnily enough, I was actually gonna add Arty in at the end instead of David, but Gacha kept giving me ads every time I switched out of Studio...

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*My Little Pony: Equestria Girls version (part 1)* *Vice Principal Luna:* You mean you've never heard the story of the… Dark Shadow Man? *Pinkie Pie:* The Mark Widow Fan? *Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle and Ms. Cheerilee:* *The Dark Shadow Man!* *Rainbow Dash:* The Kirk Billow… The Lurk Willow… Mark Pillow… [Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee's determined glare turn into bored looks] *Rarity:* The Clark Hollow… Meadow… T-t-the Cake Milo… *The Equestria Girls and Spike:* Uh… [Short pause as the teachers and principals look at each other] *Principal Celestia:* Yes. The Dark Shadow Man. *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* *But!* Most people just call him the Dark… [breaks into a scream] …because that's all they have time to say, before he *GETS 'EM!!* [The Equestria Girls and Spike gasp in shock] *Pinkie Pie:* Tell us the story! *Principal Celestia:* Years ago, at this very school, the Dark Shadow Man used to be a student, just like the seven of you, only clumsier. [Spike gulps] And then, one day in construction class, when he was cutting some wood with a saw, it happened. *Rarity:* He forgot the glue? *Vice Principal Luna:* No. *Pinkie Pie:* He didn't washed his hands? *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* No. *Applejack:* Irregular portions? *Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle and Ms. Cheerilee:* *NO!!!* *Vice Principal Luna:* He cut off his own hand by mistake! *Pinkie Pie:* You mean like this? [pulls out her arm from her socket, and it grows back each time. Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee watch in confusion] Or like this? Or this? Or this? [Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee frown as they watch] But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or… *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* Except he doesn't have the power to regenerate limbs. [The girls and Spike stand with Pinkie Pie's disembodied arms on the floor] *Pinkie Pie:* So? *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* *SO IT DIDN'T GREW BACK!!!!* *The Equestria Girls and Spike:* *OH, NO!!!!* [The arms scatter] *Principal Celestia:* And he replaced his hand with a rusty buzz-saw. And then, he got hit by a taxi! And at his funeral, they expelled him! So now, every… What day is it? *Fluttershy:* Um, Monday. *Principal Celestia:* …Monday night, his ghost returns to Canterlot High School to wreak his horrible vengeance! [The girls and Spike gasp] *Twilight Sparkle:* But tonight *is* Monday night! *Principal Celestia:* [shifting her narrowed eyes as too does Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee] Then he'll be coming. *Sunset Shimmer:* But how will we know? *Vice Principal Luna:* There are three signs that signal the approach of the Dark Shadow Man. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next… [A man approaches, interrupting Luna] *Man:* Excuse me. Can you tell me where the bathroom is? *Principal Celestia:* Oh, that way. [The man walks off] *Vice Principal Luna:* Next, the phone in my sister's office will ring, but there'll be nobody there. [The girls and Spike tremble in fear] Finally, the Dark Shadow Man arrives in the taxi that ran him over! [Applejack holds her hat in her hands] Then he exits the taxi, and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already *DEAD!!* [Pinkie Pie breathes into a paper bag] Then he taps on the window with his grizzly buzz-saw hand. [Fluttershy whimpers] He opens the door. [imitates a door squeak as she extends her arm to Spike's face, then pulls it back] He *slowly* approaches the entrance! [Fluttershy peeks out from behind Rainbow Dash] And do you know what he does next? *Pinkie Pie:* What? *Principal Celestia:* You really wanna know? *Rainbow Dash:* What? *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* Are you sure you wanna know? *Rarity:* *WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!* *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* He gets you! [taps Rarity's back, and the girls and Spike scream. Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee laugh, then calm down. They look bored as the girls and Spike continue screaming] Girls, we… *Principal Celestia:* We were just… [The girls and Spike continue screaming, until…] *Mr. Cranky Doodle:* *GIRLS, WE WERE JOKING!!!* *The Equestria Girls and Spike:* Huh? *Ms. Cheerilee:* It's not true. None of this is true. *Sunset Shimmer:* It's not? *Principal Celestia:* Of course not. Nobody has a buzz-saw for a hand. It was all a joke. *The Equestria Girls and Spike:* Oh! [they laugh as the teachers and principals watch]

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Interesting spin 👍