The Hat Chat Podcast #47 - Are YOU A Filthy Handwasher?

[@marachime]

that opening fingle is epic

[@SaintPablo42]

One downside of Hat Films is that you cannot eat anything while watching their content

[@PrOxAnto.]

Hmm, I actually always eat something when watching Hat Films

[@SkylineDive]

I exclusively eat whilst watching hatfilms. But not just like a lesuirely munching, I'm full on competitively speed shovelling any and all food i could find before the events started straight down my throat whilst inhaling with enough ferosity to draw food into my digestion centre at speeds of over Mach 2. So cute, I'm single 4:20

[@SkylineDive]

EDIT: this is the second full meal im eating to this podcast 18:33

[@MEdalFan26]

@@SkylineDive alslo: knot enoufgh HAT

[@jacobgame2757]

56:27 They did initially try to use generic statements but people have no commonsense and need to be told exactly what to do. What happens is people say oh yea I'm part of that group so I'm fine to do this even though they aren't. It like back to the only travel for work thing, where social influencers travel to make videos. If you don't specify what is necessary for work people will define it so it's in their personal advantage.

[@Cohult]

Smith should promo Yorkshire Tea, 'cause if they got sponsored by them before Spiff, it'd be fucking glorious

[@Shadow_Of_Man]

Spiff already got sponsored by Yorkshire tea a while back

[@KwincksIT]

My brother gets upset if the cutlery clinks too much with the plates lol...

[@DJsquare3]

I step away from my computer, washed my hands, and then I come back to see this.

[@AshleyTheDinosaur]

I feel like I've been put on hold with this fingle

[@MrVenat0r]

Best fingle so far.

[@siszma3856]

thanks mister

[@ericb6963]

I absolutely adore you guys but holy fuck the ads on this are driving me crazy

[@robbotehyobbo3303]

Literally 4 ads in the first 6 minutes

[@Christhegenius1]

Skip all the way to the end, skip the last ad then press the repeat button and problem solved.

[@sketchy5682]

Talking about the annoying sounds, the crackle on Ross' mic is frustrating me.

[@samuelehret-pickett7983]

Scunthorpe does not have a beach( 20 minutes away), Grimsby's (20 minutes away) closest town does have a beach though. Also has the UK's smallest pier and the biggest fish and chip restaurant on it

[@lttrs898]

On the Pier conversation, my local pier (Worthing) won a few awards in the last few years, its probably the only good pier around bar Brighton (which is the closest big city). Would recommend!

[@harvprendy3447]

The biting of forks gets to me sooo bad

[@rdizzy1]

Chicken pox is way worse as an adult, an adult over like 20 is about 20 times more likely to die from it than a child under 15.

[@marachime]

llandudno has a good pier, and colwyn bay nearby does technically but it's not well kept

[@awesomeaartvark]

The dog poo bit had me dying, hahaha, that is so gross! Also Smithy's tortoise story was great, hehehe Lots of laughs in this one, loved it

[@FOX11GUY]

30:00 My old Samsung S7 with micro USB does that. Hahahha

[@UNRATEDGfx]

Great conversation about emotive and rational thinking, especially in the UK. Spot on!

[@lin90210]

You first must contract chicken pox before you can get shingles. When your immune system is done the virus of the chicken pox can awaken and shingle is the result. Really painful stuff shingles is!

[@Groovewonder2]

Androids have the "water/debris detected in port" feature too, at least the Galaxy S series. Been that way since the S7.

[@MrIsntCool]

I will say for the phone dropping thing, I like somewhat reguarly have my phone fall out a pocket, maybe once every 3 months. I stopped using cases after dropping an iPhone I had with a case and the screen smashed. That's the only time I've had a phone be damaged from dropping.

[@silheijs9002]

ships used to have a poopdeck too shit over the side. now ships process sewage into grey and blackwater, which then gets discharged at a port facility

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

Best fingle in a while

[@siszma3856]

much obliged friend

[@theflyinghobo42]

18:24 why have I not learned to never eat whilst watching hat films.

[@ThatGodzillaGirl]

I’m sitting here with an untouched Nutella sandwich. Will I never learn

[@aarongallagher6954]

So I live in England and my mum and my grandmother got the Covid vacine recently and the doctor who came over to do it (because my grandmother is housebound) the doctor said she doesnt agree with the government making the second jab be 3 months after the first because it wasnt designed for that.

[@earlofdrumer9204]

Love the podcast boiks

[@TheoLcr]

If I had a penny for every time Smith said "like" I could buy a tesla

[@stevevox4915]

As a viewer of Drain Addict I'm well aware that "flushable" wet wipes is a lie. Personally I prefer the burn of alcohol prep pads, but I certainly don't flush em, fresh soak of alcohol and it's good to go again. Great fingle, btw.

[@ebrach121]

OMG Trott! You nailed it! My mom hates wearing masks (she says because she's claustrophobic), she took to wearing them off her nose, or even worse...her bead mask. She ended up getting the Coivd almost three weeks ago. Doesn't think it's overblown now! She's fine btw. Just as cranky and slightly raciest as she always was.

[@conorclohessy1027]

Notice me Smithy-chan

[@shanemorton773]

I fucking love the trials episode NUT GOBBLER. When Trott threatens to quit hat films over Smith eating nuts into the fkn mic.

[@heavensmelody3261]

I've wanted a phone case for a while, but with a Galaxy S4, where the heck are you going to find a case for that? Nevermind a good one. I've been thankful that I've been fairly careful with my phone, and only after many MANY years of use has it actually developed some light scratches on the screen.

[@SolstaceWinters]

I too have had this problem with my Galaxy S4, with a similar solution. In short: "just don't drop it, forehead."

[@VideoSage]

Really sounds like smith wants to go back to the communal sponge.

[@jordenpenitch1532]

I think it’s about 80% water recoup on the iss

[@donm6578]

Or Ross eating a WHOLE BAG of watermelon

[@minor_edit]

That's not a bag, it grows in that round green shell.

[@finney249]

Trott I lived 5 minutes away from Minehead for 16 years I never saw a pier XD

[@quasar_33b]

Anyone getting a shit ton of ads?

[@ronjohnson831]

yh an ungodly amount :(

[@kantina4765]

skip to the end of the video then restart it

[@macaaronix]

@@kantina4765 wow that actually works! Thank you ☺️

[@MarmaLloyd]

Try Brave browser. I forgot youtube had ad's

[@HatFilmsGaming]

Will see if we can fix. It's on auto atm

[@PeeWee599]

Smith having the fuckin cheek to complain about somebody eating on discord lmao

[@lifedragon99]

I'm right there with Trott, can't stand sounds of eating or spittle. Drives me up the wall.

[@noodlecat_]

Woah..thats a frickin ad every 2 minutes .. :/

[@123476565656]

Contrary to what Smith said some people do keep deer... but maybe that's just my sister.

[@azzerragb4567]

Ouch smith insulting where I live in the first 1:30

[@SafetyCarrot]

Oooh unlucky mate

[@jaykoknightable]

You were at Portsmouth but never went to West Witterings beach? Easily top 10 in UK.

[@dxmajrd]

Does Ross need a new microphone?!

[@rasmusazu]

An ad every 5 minutes? Thats.. excessive .. and annoying

[@Swatmat]

adblock dude

[@rasmusazu]

@@Swatmat I was on my phone. Besides, I do want to help the bois whenever I can. Just not interested in helping to the point of watching like 15 ads on the same video.

[@sirBrouwer]

@@rasmusazu maybe considered switching to KZbin Premium. Besides removing ads it gives you other extras across Google works.

[@Zyrdalf]

@@sirBrouwer are you the only person who has payed for KZbin Premium?

[@sirBrouwer]

@@Zyrdalf not at all. There are more people I know that have a premium account. I took it primary for the music streaming option. The no adventism was a nice bonus. (For me it's affordable as it is my main entertainment)

[@SolstaceWinters]

I learned a lot about the KZbin algorithm from the Spiffing Brit, time to put it to practice. If these boiks don't get to a milly soon (on any channel), I'm gonna have to resort to interacting with their channels harder, and with more keywords. Don't make me do it, KZbin. I'm crazier than a man running out of his house with his pants down and a lizard up his butt!

[@moondusk8385]

Finally i a, connected... for how long i dont know how long for again. So for now i am trying to catch up with everything. Perfect, just what i need was the Hat bois with Hat Chat. I love Hat Chat. in a dark place at the mo, so with the WIFI connected magically connected today. a dose of the bois is just what i needed. Thank you..I know i prob sound selfish moaning about WIFI esp what is happening around the world, but i have been using You Tube as a distraction from all the crap that is going on in my head and were i am staying at the moment its tough. I see no end no matter what. :( So i needed this today.. it probably be gone again tomorrow, so for now I am playing catch up.

[@MarmaLloyd]

Ross complaining about people without a screen protector. I don't even have a password. GET ON MY LEVEL ROSS!

[@puffgyo]

I've been folowing you guys since before the prop hunt days, and I really like your content, but god damn it those adds every couple of minutes are driving me nuts

[@hippag]

Trott's making me wanna paint my nails ffs

[@Duboraw]

Trott I have the exact same strong reaction to people with shit microphone etiquette... drives me INSANE

[@slightcurve98]

I dont case up my phone i dont like the look or feel on my phone with a case on it but i dont drop my phone i hold it so tightly. Iv been in a big car crash with it and didnt let go of it so im confident it will be fine. And if it breaks it breaks cant change it

[@theAngusmaster101]

God Ross has to fix his fucking mic for god's sake

[@SGz_Eliminated]

What's with the all the audio popping eek

[@CandyKoRn]

I think it's only from Ross.

[@dannunn8101]

OMG..Trott, I’m exactly the same..my dad is the worst culprit of loud eating, only person I know who can make a eating a yogurt sound like he’s eating Crisps..drives me insane!! I have to leave the room. I have openly told people to “Shut the fuck up”. 😂

[@callumandco]

I get the food thing. I also can't stand burping, down a mic is the worst as its a device literally designed to make the noise coming out of your face pass to my ears with as little quality loss as possible.

[@ExpiredPorridge]

what really pisses me off is when im watching a video and someone's talking and you can hear the fucking saliva in their mouth as they talk it makes me want to throw a brick at my monitor

[@jordenpenitch1532]

ITS MY RIGHT TO NOT MY WASH MY HANDS AND GO TO DENNYS I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Groovewonder2]

I'd watch but I'm literally getting ads every 90 seconds. Sorry, but I don't have the patience to tab in and out constantly. I dropped YT Premium and suddenly I constantly get things like this on every other video like I'm getting punished. Gave y'all a like anyways.

[@manpriest104]

adblock

[@Groovewonder2]

@@manpriest104 doesn't ever work for me. Even my VPN blocking them does nothing anymore.

[@manpriest104]

@@Groovewonder2 really? i just have the chrome extension - and it works perfekt for me. I wish i had a Smiffy-Like blocker tho ^^

[@TROONTRON]

I feel like this is the third episode where they've talked about covid at length. Usually just repeating the same stuff about people not taking it seriously.

[@Whosdavesalba]

Dover is one of the shitest places in the uk, don’t do it. Also it’s in Kent so I don’t think you’d find it to start with?!

[@ameliabailey7565]

Lmao Trott saying he has misophonia, same here. Cannot STAND any mouth or eating/ chewing noises. Drives me insane🤢

[@LeFoothunter]

I think part of the difference between people acting differently that Smiffy was looking for is also the way that people seek information. For instance, I'm used to learn through statistics, whereas some of my friends prefer learning by examples. Because of this, I don't think sars-cov-2 in itself is very dangerous at all, because the fatality rate is as low as seasonal diseases with similar symptoms (not to say that I don't respect the need for restrictions, because the fatality rate of course increases if it can't be treated properly due to the sheer number of patients). However, because so many people have had it now, everyone has heard a horrible story of someone who has contracted it with terrible consequences. And interestingly, these friends who I know prefer to learn by example will usually reference these when explaining why the virus is much more dangerous than people think. Most often, I think, these two ways of interpreting everything lead to the same behaviour, but when it doesn't, it's just impossible for people reading to situation differently to understand each other.

[@Whitefall-]

You say that the fatality rate is as low as seasonal diseases with similar symptoms, however the in-hospital fatality rate is significantly higher than influenza. Not just because hospitals are overwhelmed but because it more frequently causes acute respiratory failure, pulmonary embolism, septic shock, or haemorrhagic stroke. www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30527-0/fulltext

[@LeFoothunter]

@@Whitefall- Actually, the in-hospital fatality rate is irrelevant to my point as only a small minority of infected people are hospitalised. Thus, for most people the in-hopsital statistics are not yet relevant, because they presume that you are already hospitalised. However, I would like to point out that the data you present cannot be used to show effects independent of overwhelming hospitalisations, as the influenza data are from 2018-2019 but the covid-19 data are from 2020 during one of the periods of most hospitalisations from covid-19 (www.france24.com/en/20200423-number-of-covid-19-hospital-cases-in-france-continues-to-fall). It seems intuitive that diagnoses would be independent of the circumstances, however, the diagnoses are given based on protocols which have changed drastically during the crisis, which makes the direct comparison problematic.

[@deadshotkall793]

me waiting for hat films to get 1m: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”