The Haters Guide to Super Bowl 58

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NOTE: Skip to 12:07 to avoid playoff aftermaths and go right to the Super Bowl preview.
We have once again reached the apex of the NFL season: Super Bowl LVIII. A clash of two titans that have fought through hell and back to get here. This time around, it's a matchup that we a lot of us expected to see at the start of the year. It just happened in some rather unorthodox ways. The Kansas City Chiefs couldn't catch anything worth a damn. The San Francisco 49ers danced through adversity and miscues aplenty in the playoffs.
It leads to a rematch of the event that took place four years ago. A game that ended Andy Reid's legacy of being unable to win the big game. Perhaps this time it's Kyle Shanahan's turn? There's only one way to find out... and it's not with this video.

[@UHOH_415]

Here’s something interesting: The Niners and Chiefs will play a playoff game at Allegiant Stadium before the Raiders.

[@billquantrill4960]

Arrowhead West. Lol.

[@fate8718]

Raiders fans love this stat

[@phoenixgoss55]

The steelers and seahawks played a playoff game in Ford field 18 years before Detroit did

[@m.c.martin]

@@billquantrill4960 East Levi’s 😂

[@AKA2PM]

With the Chiefs flag buried at the 50 yard line 🤗

[@RealTomahawk7]

2019: These two teams are so likeable, I'd hate to see one of them lose 2023: Screw them both!

[@fortynights1513]

Anything against the players on San Francisco in 2023 but not 2019?

[@RealTomahawk7]

@@fortynights1513 It's just how public sentiment of this matchup has evolved. Plus, don't you remember what happened after the last time these two teams met in the Super Bowl?

[@HTJason_S12]

Lmaooo exactly

[@mbdg6810]

They literally both at least reached the semis in 2022, 2023 and 2024. Could’ve happened 4 times in a row 😂

[@sloppyy]

the chiefs were likeable in 2019 with tyreek and frank clark?

[@declanssportsdesk]

Tree’s words from 2019 still live on for Super Bowl 58: We will either be dealing with the old arrogance we’ve weathered for years or the new, sexy arrogance that may end up being worse. A double-edged sword for the rest of the football world.

[@amethyphoenix]

And a double-edged sword for fans everywhere

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

He said something similar in 2017 for Patriots vs Eagles.

[@EmptyHand49]

Except nobody on the 49ers is even half as hatable as Mahomes

[@Edwardsjm]

Hunter S Thompson esque nice

[@dr.midnight-797]

The insufferable dynasty everyone left for dead against the hot new(ish) team from California. Then as now.

[@philly_sports1558]

The Eagles around halfway through the season were in debates about being the best team in football. At the end of the season, there’s a debate whether or not they were the worst team in football. That level of fall off is catastrophic. I have no idea how Nick Sirianni still is employed.

[@thephoenixxm4160]

Well, remember how Doug got fired because he didn't want to change and wanted to keep his guys while ownership wanted to bring in people from outside the team? Well, Sirianni appears to have ACCEPTED what Doug wouldn't. Nick is willing to let go of his stubborness and hire people outside the team in Kellen Moore and Vic Fangio and step back and be a CEO coach like John Harbaugh.

[@averymerrick]

What the heck happened?

[@0zzmium]

​@@thephoenixxm4160lmao. Either you're a Howie Roseman burner account, or you really don't know a thing about Philadelphia but wanted to run your mouth

[@fortynights1513]

Philly was playing solidly, but from someone who’s second favorite team is Philly, I never thought of them as the best team in the league at any point.

[@blindfire3167]

@@0zzmium The Philly in you is spewing out. Kind of gross, not gonna lie my guy. Should try not being an angry prick and people would enjoy you around just a smidge more.

[@ajberndt]

Remember your team's season doesn't end until you hear the buzzer

[@may14ification]

Pain 😢

[@ajberndt]

@may14ification as a Lions fan, i know this too well

[@QQyoko]

Watching the video on mute so the season never ends.

[@Formulemur]

That's when it hits

[@a.grimes4202]

*10:57* Most satisfying buzzer of all time. *😁*

[@colindoyle4370]

“Fuck you” is such a brutally efficient way to describe this season’s playoffs. Great video as always, Tree

[@Drave_Jr.]

Yep, sounds about right. What's worse is Detroit and Buffalo were my main two teams, and arguably had the two worst losses.

[@gutsdw]

As a Ravens fan, I am in agony. pure. unadulterated. agony.

[@scattau41]

I saw a funny comment from a ravens fan who said, "We'll were screwed until we find a franchise QB"

[@MazeDaGr8]

​@@scattau41Which is what they have they just need to do better Offensively

[@zedoggie3006]

You guys just lost to a team with more playoff experience than you, you’ll be fine. It’s starts getting concerning when you make it deep into the playoffs multiple times and you still keep losing like the bills.

[@gilber78]

Yall didnt help yourselves to be sure however that officiating was some bulllllllllllSHIT

[@mariobalanzategui4026]

Ditto…

[@UnclePhil1112]

The Green Bay Packers have more playoff wins at AT&T Stadium, than the Cowboys do ☠️

[@nautgamingnautgaming9949]

The cowboys LOST LOL to our packers WHO FIRED A TON OF PEOPLE That's how low they sunk

[@TSBJunkie]

The Packers are undefeated in AT&T Stadium 😄

[@omaratilanos]

It’s Lambeau South, bro ✌🏻🥶

[@_mccarter]

@omaratilanos actually east

[@OneOkRockSamurai]

Umm the packs aren't in the super bowl bud

[@DAcrisure]

The fact that Tree recorded this before Arthur Smith got hired is the funniest thing I've seen all day😂😂

[@TSBJunkie]

😄😄😄 Get ready to have all of your skill players woefully underutilized

[@DreadPirateRobrt]

@@TSBJunkie And watch the run game completely disappear.

[@nicholasbenge9497]

@@DreadPirateRobrtpoor Najee

[@skyleague9844]

I will nearly piss myself laughing if the Steelers trade for Desmond Ridder

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

His vid about that is a work of art

[@ChiefBlue4298]

The 2023 Chiefs remind me of the 2018 Patriots Looked incredibly sloppy during the regular season only to do a complete 180 in the playoffs

[@averymerrick]

I thought the 2023 Philadelphia Eagles were going to be the 2018 New England Patriots.

[@ChiefBlue4298]

@@averymerricknope, not even close

[@1990Thunderbolt]

@@averymerrick no way! the 2023 eagles have completely fell off the wheel with no winning mentality at all coming to the playoffs! they were just regular season team, poof and that's it.

[@matthewl3002]

@@averymerricknah, that team just sucked outside of Jake

[@matthewshortle5274]

@@averymerrick Nope

[@davidott886]

As a Lions fan, I’m heartbroken but fully stand behind Campbell. Besides the 4th down in at the end of the first half, all the others came down to player execution. This lions team was the best I’ve ever seen, and I’m excited to see what comes next.

[@leflores91]

At least it wasn’t 28-3, like how Shanny blew it. It was 24-7.

[@wooly1293]

reynolds sold so hard ngl, woulda been y’all’s without him. gotta go to jameson in those times trust me. regardless this chiefs team a true dynasty and it would be hard asf to beat them, idk if anyone can at this point

[@GizmoBeach]

What comes next: probably 8-9 and never again being this close in your lifetime, stand behind that.

[@TSBJunkie]

See you in 50 years. You sound like Falcons fans after 28-3.

[@luisreyes1963]

I'm sorry, but we'll be colonizing Mars before the Lions make it to a Super Bowl. 😢

[@Newbobdole]

Ravens fan who believed this was our year to go all the way. Thank you for the reminder of how timeless the Perfect Dark soundtrack is.

[@wooly1293]

you have lamar jackson as qb. he’s never gonna beat mahomes. he’s 1-1 against tannehill, so honestly limit your expectations and you might be better off

[@SpankinYaBoy]

@@wooly1293 What a misleading stat lmao...Tom Brady is 0-1 against Tannehill in the playoffs.. Yes Mahomes is better... because he is the best qb statistically EVER. Only 1 qb can make it to the SB each year, and unfortunately the AFC has gone from Brady to Mahomes over the past 25 years. This definitely was a squandered opportunity for Lamar and the Ravens, but he is still one of the best qbs in the league and just because you don't like him doesn't mean he isn't. Also. The Ravens and Pats lost to Derrick Henry that year which is incredible to say that a RB carried a team that far into the playoffs.

[@ドーブルX75]

Perfect Dark GOAT.

[@Tombradyjockstrap]

I don’t mind ravens but I hate fans that KNEW they’d win. Like bro. Any team can win in the playoffs

[@nickleroy9395]

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss." - lyrics from 'Won't Get Fooled Again' by The Who, 1971

[@fortynights1513]

Really good Who song.

[@aandwdabest]

One of the best songs by the who, I’d argue even better than behind blue eyes.

[@GizmoBeach]

However much I booze…there ain’t no way out! - The Who being Lions’ fans.

[@fortynights1513]

@@aandwdabestI like Baba O Riley, My Generation and Eminence Front more personally.

[@mrmajikjr]

>Tree intentionally picks the Cowboys so they lose >Tree gets his wish >Tree has to see Arthur Smith offenses every week now as a result.

[@redline841]

Give and take

[@1AMdoesSomething]

This Super Bowl will be the most Cowboys Fans will have since the 90’s: Tony Romo will be there (commentating the game). Dak Prescott might be there (as last season’s Man of the Year)

[@idawg7332]

yeah but if the 49ers win then they will have more rings than the cowboys so they still lose

[@carey_dugan]

Holy shit, Tony Romo finally made a Super Bowl!

[@Suarez05]

​@@carey_duganTwice Already.

[@marco4103]

1:05 The Standard (Pittsburgh Steelers) 1:54 Tuanon in shambles (Miami Dolphins) 2:48 No longer elite (Cleveland Browns) 3:43 Stanford Unavenged (LA Rams) 4:40 Meme team (Philadelphia Eagles) 5:47 YEAH hereee we go! (Dallas Cowboys) 😂 6:23 Houston Texans 7:10 Wide Right 2 (Buffalo Bills) 8:13 Green Bay Packers 9:11 Baker’s dozen (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) 9:55 The Telltale heart (Baltimore Ravens) 10:58 American Roulette (Detroit Lions) The final two teams! 12:24 Kansas City Chiefs (AFC) 16:25 San Francisco 49ers (NFC) 20:54 Prediction: God help us all

[@beavermuffin]

Okay, 1: how did you get Nickname tracker posted faster than me and 2: shouldn’t the Lions segment be titled “Analytics Sucks” because that’s how Lions basically lost the game: they relied too much on analytics……

[@MegaMicah12]

Green Bay I guess is just...Green Bay.

[@The_PhantomSnek]

​@MegaMicah12 green bay and Houston avoided the meme nicknames because there's nothing to really be upset about for them. They overpreformed immensely in a rebuilding year unlike all the other teams who were serious contenders

[@jabbahut755]

Telltale heart* for Baltimore

[@Jos3phIVIasucci]

In an nfl wasteland ruled by the Chiefs their is no salvation for us.

[@charliescott2810]

For Old bengals fans this game is the eastern front of ww2. Who do we root for: The team that ruined football during our childhood or the team that's ruining football during our adulthood😂😂

[@forty9r9r7]

childhood is overrated. Join us!

[@MajorMlgNoob]

See as a Packers fan it's easy The team that's ruined my teenage & young adult years or another AFC Dynasty that doesn't cause us problems

[@JDP2104]

Hitler vs Stalin is actually a perfect comparison to this superbowl lmao

[@Chief4Army117]

As an Eagles fan, the last 7 games were pain and agony and as a Raven's fan, the last game was pain and suffering. FML. Though the obligatory 'hOw 'BoUt ThEm CoWbOys?!?!?!' does ease the pain a bit.

[@fortynights1513]

He should’ve played Jimmy Johnson’s reaction

[@dfp_01]

​@@fortynights1513You mean his rousing halftime speech that was supposed to psych up the troops before yet another painful and ridiculous end to a Cowboys postseason run?

[@fortynights1513]

@@dfp_01Yep, that one. He was clearly fired up by how poorly they were playing.

[@GoldenBananaMan]

The fact that the chiefs got Karlaftis and Leo C. for basically easy draft capital is smart and scary to see. Both are young and could be leading starters on other teams. I got to watch (and work with) Leo and I was pretty sure he would be great in the NFL. He is proving my point and more. Especially since he was a genuinely nice person.

[@jacksonpayne3477]

Leo has been sneaky good.

[@jacksonpayne3477]

He will make it easier to let Willie gay walk in the offseason

[@jared1750]

What’s amazing is that he’s interchangeable in this defense. All 4 linebackers are different the rotation keeps them all healthy.

[@wooly1293]

i mean shit detroit was tryna run em white lbs to da super bowl 😭

[@Devster41]

As a Chiefs fan who went to Purdue it made me really happy when we got George

[@UnderwaterAlexJones]

I'm a 30+ year Lions fan, all I know is pain. I'm not even mad about it, we were playing with House Money, we live and die by over aggression, it killed us there, it happens. Ben's staying and there's always next year, I'm numb to them losing, but I will not ever let go of a 14 win season in Detroit, you'll never take that from us.

[@moonjelly5]

That's the attitude you have to take. The future is strong.

[@evilducks3710]

As a Niners fan, that game is honestly the worst I’ve felt about a my team winning a trip to the Superbowl. I love the Lions, their attitude and approach. I think the only bad call on 4th Dan made was kicking the field goal before the half. Hell, I was shocked he didn’t go for 2 on that last TD. Put the fear of god in the Niners before the onside. I’m thrilled you get to keep your OC and wish you all the luck stomping the stuffing out of the NFC north next year.

[@moonjelly5]

@@evilducks3710 Thank you. No hard feelings. Go win a Superbowl (though you will need to play better than you did against us and the Packers).

[@evilducks3710]

Thanks and yeah, the two weeks of hopeful panic is setting in. I can’t figure out why Vegas has the Niners as favorites, it’s like they want the Chiefs to win….

[@SpiralIntoAVoid]

Yeah you guys had a great season. I hope your coach learned a valuable lesson about sometimes taking the 3 points is good.

[@ZeldaZonka]

"...formerly Chuck's." The Simpsons joke I never expected, but delighted to find 😂

[@tthomaselli2]

UrinatingTree- Nice use of the Hanna-Barbera running sound-effect & the jumping sound-effect from 'Super Mario Bros.', respectively around 14:01-14:09. Too funny!...

[@LordPichuPal]

I had the same question as a Lions fan about why we stopped running the ball in the 2nd half. The implosion was bad enough on its own but that baffles me the most, we should've kept running it more. It was the strength of our offense and they couldn't stop us, and it would've run time off. This one is going to haunt us for a long time unless we can get back here one day and right this wrong.

[@wooly1293]

honestly agree, had to be something psychological. like you weren’t built for the moment or something, you had that game. kinda bs niners are in it, would have loved to see a shootout between you and the chiefs

[@dalehammers4425]

As a Chiefs fan even I have to agree, when you are up that big, you just run the ball and chew through that clock.

[@tobznoobs]

UT still laughing at the Cowboys in this video is gold.

[@LandontheOrdinary]

All I'm saying is that this still isn't enough. Us Eagles deserve a 1 hour rant, at least, on how bad this team was

[@thephoenixxm4160]

It was terrible but luckily it seems the Eagles are learning from their mistakes this year by bringing in experinced coordinators in Vic Fangio and Kellen Moore. Hopefully, we can back to the dance next year and don't let our old loser of a head coach beat us again. Seriously, this city loves a man who lost us 2 Super Bowls and 5 NFC Championship games. I don't get it. Philly should absolutely HATE Andy Reid yet we love him like a god. Makes no sense.

[@seafooddiablo5686]

​@thephoenixxm4160 tbf you have to make it that far to lose those games it hurts yes but its still good to get there. Our SB 52 win had alot of factors good and bad.

[@johnchedsey1306]

I think you guys will be okay next year. The house cleaning was a good thing for the team and there's lots of talent still. I'm still shocked at the collapse.

[@thephoenixxm4160]

@@seafooddiablo5686 Yeah, and now our fatso of a former Head Coach is on his way to win more rings than the Eagles can ever hope of having. All because he beat us in a Super Bowl last year because of a penalty. Cowardly way to win if you ask me. Just drain as much clock as possible after the refs bail you out? Cowards.

[@JRAUSports]

@@thephoenixxm4160 you just pointed out the reason why cowboys fan still can’t stand Jason Garrett

[@skittybug1558]

"Kansas City because Fuck You" That is how it was. I love it.

[@ChiefBlue4298]

Tree got the pick correct!!!!

[@universalcadia64]

My guess, I sort of did a jinx.

[@ramen1010]

“Kansas City because fuck you.” Did the NFL give you the script?

[@janp.9368]

Apparently they gave him the rights too 😂

[@montessaurus]

The ONLY silver lining to Tree covering the Chiefs are the shoutouts to L’Jarius Sneed and Feed (formerly Chuck’s). Different hospitality, same clientele

[@proa007]

"I don't deserve this. To die like this. I was building a house..." "Deserve's got nothing to do with it." "I'll see you in hell, NFL." "Yeah..." *Boom* The cycle never ends. We all get what we deserve.

[@thesentinelsfootballchanne3212]

No we don't get what we deserve. We just get what we get.

[@edmundnschrag]

Exquisite reference

[@JDP2104]

Goated reference

[@Redmenace96]

Pure gold.

[@traviscummings9178]

I don't blame Tyler Bass for that missed field goal. If the Bills had been playing up to their full potential, he wouldn't have had to be put in that position to start with

[@evilducks3710]

The Bass miss is meaningless. It would have tied the game and Mahomes had all day to win it. Bills couldn’t stop him. It’s just cruelty to bring him and an utterly irrelevant kick up over and over again

[@dalehammers4425]

Even if he makes the kick they still probably lose. Would have only tied with with several minutes on the board.

[@mr.smart75]

He was right. On paper the 49ers was the better team! But in reality they choked when they were up by seven points! Chiefs go back to back after 20 years we see this happen! What a way to end the season!

[@WolfDB]

As a Washington fan, I want San Francisco to win. Because we already hear enough about all the talent we squandered, it's time some of that talent actually get over the hump and actually win like we wanted them to do with us. Trent Williams, Chase Young, and Kyle Shanahan all should be allowed to win a Super Bowl now that Dan Snyder's gone, even if it's with a different team.

[@AdderTude]

Washington needs to fire their president so they can become the Redskins again. That idiot was the entire reason they dropped the name to begin with and despite actual Natives clamoring to have it back, he's refusing point blank.

[@Q_z_]

As a niners fan I was cheering for y'all way back when Sam Howell stepped in and put in some mad numbers despite the o line giving up so many sacks (as an outsider I think he did great with what he had, but just couldnt last). Still hoping the momentum from the end of the Snyder era brings y'all up

[@wooly1293]

they won’t win, sorry. qb is an unmatched position and patrick machines is unmatched

[@brownhues]

​@@wooly1293Is this Chris Collinsworth's youtube account?

[@username-tv6uw]

​@@brownhues lol

[@Bigmandan365]

I can't say for other 49ers fans but Shanahan either makes you say "wtf is this guy doing as a head coach" or "oh my god who js this football mastermind?"

[@THATotherGUY415]

The worst part about it is that there isn't a middle ground

[@ryandeshazo]

@@THATotherGUY415 I'm hoping he comes out with a good game plan early against the chiefs bc he's had two bad ones in a row starting out, hopefully due for a good one lmao.

[@dalehammers4425]

He most likely wont get the latter going up against Spags.

[@mr.smart75]

Update is was the first quote! Choked like last time!

[@kbbrown8154]

Two days ago my husband ended his own life. He was a raving Stillers fan who taught me the meaning of Black and Gold. My life will never be the same. I am lonely and I would give anything to see him walk through that door again but wherever he is, I hope he's free of pain and while I am bawling my eyes out not knowing what to do next, we loved listening to Tree.

[@jenniferaceste8823]

Condolences. 💝🙏

[@adammcallister5773]

Thank you seat geek for saving me $20 on my $4000 ticket

[@elijahmaiquez1806]

Thats 20 mcchickens

[@hinkhall1186]

Don't let this video distract you from the Steelers signing Arthur Smith as their OC. I can hear his internal screams even as this video plays.

[@wooly1293]

he’s decent as an OC, head coach is different. you gotta think, steelers hired two head coaches into their natural position as coordinators in which they were successful, i think pitt did a nice job

[@brownhues]

Tits fan here. Arthur Smith is an alright OC if you like run, screen, and option plays. He'll do fine in Pitt.

[@kidumby7599]

that was mentioned IN the video

[@_Paul_N]

RIP to their running game as if their bad QB room needs to pass more 🤣

[@miserq4189]

Tree: just wanted to say THANK YOU for all the great content this and every season. I’ve already suffered withdrawals from the lack of Sportsball each week. Thank you, brother.

[@SAG1TTAR1US99]

Should be titled “The Disappointing Guide” for how this season turned out

[@ultravenia]

Don't watch the Super Bowl then. It looks like it will be one of the best yet. Fans of the game will be watching.

[@STEEZY_TREV16]

@ultravenia As a fan of the game, I will NOT be watching

[@vince11harris]

@@ultraveniaexactly. So many grown ass men crying like a bunch of 5 year old. Maybe your team should’ve played better 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@davidlaush180]

​@@ultraveniaAnother fan of the game here, won't be watching either.

[@billquantrill4960]

It turned out as it should, with KC in the Bowl, baby!

[@apothecary364]

UT, I’ve gotta hand it to you. You are, hands down, my favorite sports commentator of all time. I started watching your videos in 2018, and you’ve never failed to make me happy. Thank you for being brutal yet entertaining. Your videos are insightful and yet bitterly cutting. When you show up in my feed, I know I’m in for a good time. I am a die-hard Niners fan, just as you are a Steelers fan. But, biases aside, I trust you to give honest assessments and unvarnished views. Keep doing what you’re doing, brother, and I promise that I’ll keep watching you. 💯

[@carbine781]

You basically nailed your prediction this year.

[@kennymccormick9594]

Lions…I AM SO PROUD of how far we got! A SB would’ve been amazing but that wild card win was something out of a movie, I was blessed to see it in person!

[@LordPichuPal]

Totally agreed, it was so electric inside Ford Field for that game. I couldn't pass up the chance to experience history (win or lose) being there, despite the cost, and it was well worth it. And even if the way our season ended hurts worse than any other loss we've had, this was a successful season, better than anything we've experienced. We'll be able to hang our heads high in a few weeks, once the pain has subsided

[@AdderTude]

You've got more football on the way with the Michigan Panthers of the UFL coming up.

[@DahcipheR]

As a Vikings fan, I completely agree. I despise how a miraculous season has been suddenly overshadowed by an upsetting loss to a seasoned powerhouse. This modern Detroit team stood tall af throughout and had no business looking this good vs. a league favourite. I’ve never witnessed this level of legitimacy coming out of Detroit and only hope for future success.

[@nautgamingnautgaming9949]

​@@DahcipheRhad our kicker n our coaching staff BEEN COMPETENT We would have had a dam good nfc title game Who would have thought green Bay would be the ONE firing a ton of people in the division

[@iAmCyberwaste]

Jerryworld; the biggest salt box in Texas. We won't stop talking about it, Scooter, we gotta keep talking about it.

[@rwa2play]

Enough salt that half the world won't need much else.

[@fortynights1513]

At least he has good taste in stadiums

[@daveatkins3796]

Falcons fans busy calling Niners fans saying “We told you so”

[@dannythomas417]

I can't see what's happening! Are we boned?

[@PRODBYParker192]

we don’t even need a guide this year, everyone instinctually knows who to hate

[@scattau41]

the 40 whiners

[@kosunin]

The NFL

[@giveematug7093]

​@@scattau41that would be the chiefs 😂😂😂 not a team who hasnt won a SB since '94-'95 season. You need to go out more lmao 😂😂

[@scattau41]

@@giveematug7093 u must not understand 40 whiner fan culture, Nick. It’s ok. Someday you will.

[@ms.anthrope4001]

​@@giveematug7093They were still in the Superbowl recently and in the NFC championship game damn near every year and they get to do it with literally ANY random off the street playing QB lol there is plenty to hate about their arrogance and bringing up old rings as well

[@josephchavez8968]

6:25 tree talking good about the Texans I use to pray for times like this

[@CuriousOfficial]

At least UTree is right on this prediction yet again

[@Stratusknight15]

The Cowboys went from being "America's team" to being America's punching bag.

[@broizon205]

Been that way for many years, and will continue to be America’s punching bag for many more years to come.😅👍

[@bashvash]

People being dallas cowboy fans, im sure also buy 7$ bottles of fiji water. Not real football fans, just products of the market.

[@juliobriceno7970]

Cowboys will not win a Super Bowl as long as Jerry Jones is the owner, that being said is we expect him to live for another 40 years

[@TheIcemanthomas]

Good

[@shadowstorm1111]

Josh allen was the one true hope we had to beat the chiefs, but his kicker chose the worst time to re enact an iconic superbowl moment and diggs dropping an absurdly long and beautiful dime.

[@rustyrocket666]

....wide...fucking right 😭

[@SycoticForeverNeverAF]

The chiefs would have just marched down the field anyway

[@10thletter40]

Over a minute for the Chiefs to march back down the field with an average 7 yards per play? I'm good my dude 😂

[@MrHarvP]

Allen was a big part of the problem in that game. He played hardcore hero ball in the 4th quarter.

[@josephjuba4797]

Scripted theater

[@furioussherman7265]

This was honestly the most painful NFL season in recent memory, and I'm not just saying this as a Bills fan. No one's going into this Super Bowl happy with how things turned out: Even Niners fans are unhappy with the weakness their team's shown, while Kansas City fans hate how their games are more about Taylor Swift than the actual team. No one's winning this year and it saddens me.

[@JRAUSports]

To be honest, football has sucked for years, the NFL has ripped the heart and soul out of the game, and it’s just corporate greed now, and its disgusting and pathetic to watch

[@wdrross5100]

As a panthers fan I am deeply pained by this season.

[@JRAUSports]

@@wdrross5100 I’m surprised you still feel pain

[@furioussherman7265]

@@JRAUSports If I can still feel pain as a Bills, Raptors, Blue Jays, and especially as a Leafs fan, so can they as a Panthers fan.

[@Harley_Mitchelly]

Welp... we can hope for peak misery... Tie. I am rooting for a tie. Then we can laugh at the farce.

[@blackbeltlucas6976]

As a Bills fan, there’s two things I keep thinking about: 1) What if Milano didn’t get hurt? 2) Crazy how AJ Klein went from getting his RV packed for the Keys to guarding the best TE in history 1 on 1 in only ten days. Life comes at you fast, huh

[@CJMcG]

Remember when Diggs could catch a long ball? - A Bills fan

[@aaron8409]

If you thought Tree was done laughing at the Dallas Cowboys, you don't know Tree.

[@GizmoBeach]

We’re laughing at their obnoxious fans, who’ve had nothing to brag about since Aikman.

[@FreshPrincex4]

​@@GizmoBeachtbh every fan brags every year about how it's their year for their teams

[@TheManny717]

I'm a newly Detroit Lions fan. That is all I have to say. I hope that I stay as a fan of one football franchise from Los Angeles. With that being said, well... Looking forward for next season.

[@ColinButler-dq7pj]

FINALLY TREE THANK YOU IVE BEEN WAITING!!!!!

[@beavermuffin]

Nickname Tracker for those that want Tree to just get it over for your eliminated team (in order of teams eliminated) 1:05 The Standard 1:53 Tuanon In Shambles 2:48 No Longer Elite 3:43 Stafford Unavenged 4:39 The Meme Team 5:47 Yeah HEEERE WE GOOOOOOO 6:23 Houston Texans 7:09 Wide Right II 8:13 Green Bay Packers 9:11 Baker’s Dozen 9:55 The Telltale Hart 10:58 American Roulette (or as I like to call it Analytics Sucks) Super Bowl from Hell preview at 12:07 12:24 Kansas City Chiefs 16:26 San Francisco 49ers JINX TIME AT 20:56

[@derekd219]

Tree you gave me terrible childhood flashbacks by mentioning Lin Elliot, but respect to you for knowing about that pain good sir.

[@nyd1998]

What I hate about this Super Bowl is that Blaine Gabbert can have a second Super Bowl ring. The Jabbrett deserves nothing but gets rings by doing nothing.

[@Dlton]

Hes the chiefs jimmy g, riding other qbs to rings

[@UHOH_415]

There’s also Sam Darnold potential getting a ring.

[@ling0s138]

Jaguars starters keep ending up Super Bowl winning backups. Trevor Lawrence will hold a clipboard for a Super Bowl winner one day

[@idawg7332]

@@UHOH_415 yep sam darnold could get a ring before josh allen, lamar jackson or even baker mayfield

[@heythereitsRBK2]

@@idawg7332 If Darnold does get a Super Bowl it will somehow give Colin Cowherd proof that he's the best QB out of the 2018 draft.

[@benm.724]

You guys have a great time with the Superbowl and any other sport you enjoy following. 64...use to follow Baseball and Football, till I realized one day that I had better ways to spend my time than attaching my ego to someone elses supposed accomplishments.

[@sergeantassassin3425]

Honestly, not mad that the 49'ers got back to the Bowl. They have a legitimately great team that KEEPS GETTING WRECKED BY INJURIES!! It's honestly refreshing to see them finally have a season where they don't get put in the hospital ward by Week 17. I've said it once, I'll say it again: if good teams can stay healthy, they'll go far. If not, they'll look like dogshit trying. It's been 4 years, and they've struggled the whole way. San Fran has earned this chance. Kansas City can go jump in a lake, though.

[@wooly1293]

lmao yea kinda bs purdy got injured to the eags last yr, i just think, unfortunately, the chiefs are just different, and they gon win no matter what. especially w the defense this yr 😭😭

[@tommay11]

I was looking forward to my annual watch of the Haters Guide to the SB. Great as always Tree! I just wish it was longer so I could enjoy it longer

[@qbert905]

Love the fact that at 5:47, it's just a continuation of the Conglats, Cowboys vid from a few weeks ago. 🤣🤣🤣

[@A.D.L.T.D.L.]

And now the Chiefs have won Damn it

[@megaampharos7767]

I’m rooting for the meteor.

[@ultravenia]

Why do you hate the Niners?

[@jackashmore]

Soon brother soon

[@ChiefBlue4298]

@@ultraveniabecause if they win, they match the Patriots and Steelers in the Lombardi trophy category

[@fate8718]

​@ChiefBlue4298 The funniest part is The 49ers win tiebreakers too as tiebreaker would be playoff wins The 49ers have the most 😭 Go niners

[@megaampharos7767]

@@ultraveniaIm a seahawks fan, and I live in the west coast. Yeah…

[@philly_sports1558]

I still have no idea how both Nick Sirianni and Mike McCarthy still have their jobs.

[@_synix_2620]

I feel people tend to hate on this rematch of SB 54 way too much, although a Lions superbowl would have ended world hunger

[@troybaxter]

The only reason to hate on this Super Bowl is KC. I think SF being in is perfectly fine. They were a great team this year and they more than earned their shot at the SB.

[@esdeathisbae9480]

I'm rooting for the 49ers for the sole reason if I hope people like McCaffrey and kittle win rings for the first time

[@mbdg6810]

@@troybaxterexactly

[@troybaxter]

@@esdeathisbae9480 Being a Panthers fan, I am also rooting for Christian. We are glad he left the organization so he can be successful somewhere else, and we want to see him get a SB.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

​@@troybaxteryea 100% already fucking sick of seeing the fucking Chiefs in the superbowl 4th apperance in the last 5 years I thought this shit ended when the Patriots dynasty finally ended but NOPE immediately here we go again different team same shit

[@GlobeHackers]

That was so much fun. I'm just happy to see good teams at the Super Bowl. You are a maniac with great writing and delivery. 🤣

[@ladyfire44]

Scooter: You do realize the Steelers lost. Tree: I don't care. We expected to lose. You lost to a 7th seed for the first time in history. You are legends my friend.

[@Castillo-cw5jg]

Omg could not agree more we need Todd Bowles out! Great video

[@thepatrickcrab]

Ravens fan here. Still coping and seething about 6 RB runs against KC. Watching Bills rush all over KC then us not even attempting to is pain.

[@matthewshortle5274]

2020: 49ers vs Chiefs Super Bowl Trump vs Biden election America attempting to go to war with Iran COVID-19 pandemic 2024: 49ers vs Chiefs Super Bowl rematch Trump vs Biden rematch America attempting to go to war with Iran again Another global pandemic?

[@TimLSim]

From the pathophysiologists and healthcare experts in the medical communities I sometimes hang around, another global pandemic is certainly inevitable especially with how poor we as humanity have handled COVID.

[@AdderTude]

Dude, even Democrat voters don't want Biden to run again. Besides, if it's Newsom who gets the nomination, he's gonna get destroyed unless votes mysteriously appear in the middle of the night like last time.

[@blakebrykalski9682]

America now knows what it’s like to be a lions fan

[@mango2538]

But do you know what its like to be a cowboys fan? Pure agony. Whats worse, making the playoffs every year and choking and then you have to hear it every day from every other person in America? Or just being able to laugh at your team and have fun.

[@reidnakamura177]

Thanks!

[@CSC2001]

We were so close to having a Goff vs Mahomes Super Bowl. A rematch from the best Monday Night Game ever in 2018. So close

[@32ekoc]

Tank Division did better than Choke Division. The Bucs won a playoff game, which is more than the Cowboys and Eagles.

[@cortezchavez5891]

Fun Fact: the NFC least is the only division to not win a playoffs game this year ☠☠☠.

[@whiskeymonk4085]

Hate the Chiefs, but damn they're good. That franchise is amazing.

[@hyper_lightning]

Lets go 49ers!!! Always liked them, and as a Raider fan, I might actually die watching the Chiefs win in our stadium

[@ThatRedHusky]

I mean if the 9ers just utilize CMC its a win. KC's run defense is a sponge and CMC is an MVP candidate. He SHOULD truck them.

[@ChiefBlue4298]

KC’s run defense isn’t exactly crap, they’ve had good stretches this season

[@jmoneymaker96]

But the chiefs pass defense and pass rush is elite purdy gonna get sacked multiple times and probably throw a pick. Mahomes is just the more clutch qb here with a niners pass defense that’s not great.

[@fiber2848]

“When will we learn to stop gatekeeping this beautiful game” well said

[@LOLMAN9538]

It's the Super Bowl matchup that no one wanted, yet it's the one we're getting. And the NFL gets all the richer for it. There is no God, we are all fucked.

[@SolidPain6624]

There is a God and it’s Jesus Christ… there’s a lot of deception in this world and the world Revolves around money. Don’t pay attention to the world and it’s lies. God is real

[@ultravenia]

Why is it so terrible that SF gets the chance to try for a win after 30 years? Everyone rooted for CMC to be the MVP now that he's in the Super Bowl, everyone's upset.

[@LordPichuPal]

@@ultravenia It's more because they had to ruin the best underdog story in the NFL to get here, killing off the Lions. Everybody was behind us hoping against all odds that Detroit could finally break through the cursed history to get to one, and we blew it against them. The other factor is that it's just straight chalk to have them both here, nothing new or splashy. And the 49ers historically are great, while it's been 30 years since their last title they've already got 6 of them; they don't exactly need another one, and nobody wants to see a new dynasty with the Chiefs.

[@waifubreaks1572]

@@LordPichuPal Everyone loves an underdog story, unless it's about Brock Purdy apparently.

[@10thletter40]

God loves you, just not your team? Rest in peace

[@brianchua4240]

The Super Bowl of "Whomever wins we all lose in the end" 😅

[@mbdg6810]

Why the 49’ers? Chiefs winning brings us way more suffering

[@nycurbanist3616]

Whoever, the entity doing the winning is the subject not the object

[@jgrullon32]

San Francisco has the queer liberal land in the area. That's why. Kyle Shanahan is schmuck.

[@Tombradyjockstrap]

@@mbdg6810suffering how? I’m not even a chiefs fan. But I want to see him dominate the NFL. People used to hate Brady then glaze him once he retired.

[@Railroadracer49]

@@mbdg6810I’m a Seahawks fan If the niners one all of our arguments we would lose because they would have 6 and win a superbowl in recent years We still have a superbowl and ever since San Francisco hasn’t won one😂

[@jouseldechavez4631]

Well... Tree nailed it hard... Did he bought a set of tissues for Five Points after losing a cursed player (Toney) eligible for another Superbowl ring??? That would be hilarious...

[@TS-wh4ey]

Hilarious recap of the playoffs. Joined in the laugh when you reached the Cowboys. Great laugh 😂😂😂

[@ExhaustedElox]

Pacheco runs like he's mad at the ground.

[@dalehammers4425]

I've never seen anyone run as violently as he does.

[@bigchungus1848]

@@dalehammers4425 You must have not watched enough football 😂

[@dalehammers4425]

@@bigchungus1848 Apparently not, only played for years and enjoyed it for almost 40 years now. But you could be right... otherwise why would you be talking at all? Though to be fair, all I really need to know about you is made clear by your username.

[@CameronDubrowSings]

Do you know what made me feel better as an Eagles fan hearing my team get annihilated? Having the Cowboys been in the next segment and just being laughed at the entire segment no words necessary. I don’t feel so bad anymore.

[@sstorey79]

Honestly, the NBA has had a lot more parity in the last half decade than the NFL has.

[@ABCEasyas--]

Yeah, the Nuggets, Bucks, and Raptors made won it all!

[@JohnDoe-sl6di]

Lmao sad

[@epicchk4319]

Oh no the NFL is now ruled by two teams Spanish La Liga,, First Time? ''

[@fortynights1513]

Definitely. The 2021 playoffs in particular were a moment of parity

[@c0mf0rta61ynum6]

@@ABCEasyas-- And two of those were first time champions, with third going half a century between titles.

[@shermanngjazz]

Of course Shanahan choked away another Super Bowl

[@esdeathisbae9480]

I never wanna see the 49ers in the Superbowl again as long as he's there

[@GalaxyFrankie]

As a dolphins fan. I hold this honor of longest win drought with pride.BRING THE PAIN. IVE BECOME IMMUNE

[@zedoggie3006]

As a jets fan I’ve been immune for a long time, but seeing you guys lose in the wildcard always brightens my day.

[@brownbelpois]

​@@zedoggie3006Jets played the long game after the 99 yard pick 6 on Black Friday.

[@idawg7332]

@@zedoggie3006 just when i was feeling bad about the fangio drama, rumors about the entire jets coaching staff comes out lol. Both our franchises are trash

[@davidvelazquez9473]

No wonder most people in the 561 care more about Inter Miami...

[@snakeeyes9246]

Pride is the Devil's Sin, so you are flirting with a guaranteed trip to hell.

[@shadowstorm1111]

To everyone seeing this. I apologized. my chargers let the chiefs win the AFC West this year again. Hopefully, we can prevent this happening next season with Jim Harbaugh. No promises. You all know why.

[@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607]

I wanted this matchup solely because everyone else didn’t

[@mbdg6810]

Same lol.

[@dalehammers4425]

I'm a California native Chiefs fan. I'm 100% ok beating my family's team again. I wanted another Kelce bowl, but this was my 2nd want.

[@GaminEmail]

The kind of person that's a fan of America's two party system

[@ABCEasyas--]

Why can’t the Super Bowl be this Sunday so we can just end this awful season already?

[@greekfire995]

That or delay it until next year so we can pretend it never gets here.

[@matthewcrispinwordofGod]

Maybe the other teams should have tried harder. They choked plain and simple. These are the two best teams from each conference, and people need to deal with it.

[@ABCEasyas--]

@@greekfire995 It would take a an act of God for that to happen….do you want to relive 2020?

[@mbdg6810]

The season was great. No feel good or underdog narratives in the playoffs being fulfilled is why no one likes it

[@mythnk1204]

@@mbdg6810That’s the insane thing. People are treating Purdy like he’s a grizzled veteran in the NFL that has been around for years. If he wasn’t the last pick everybody would be rooting for the 49ers right now but instead they’re mad that he’s there. It’s literally David vs Goliath in the Super Bowl, a true underdog story. Does Mahomes, this generations best QB, add another one to his collection or does the 2nd-year Mr. Irrelevant stake his claim on the mountain. There’s a great storyline going on right now, people are just told to not like the teams by the media so they follow suit.

[@maninabox32697]

As a niners fan, I want more digs at wilks. Maybe we’ve been too spoiled with Ryans and Saleh, but Wilks has an uncanny ability to take the most skilled defense in the league and make them perform mid-tier against mediocre opponents. He makes almost no adjustments in game. I have a bad feeling the KC offense might get to shine in Vegas

[@fortynights1513]

Seahawks fan here, and I gotta say two things: 1. You had a really good season I must say (if not for injuries you could have gotten 15 wins and maybe better stats than Baltimore in the regular season) And 2. The 90’s uniforms with the red numbers black outline and white are one of my favorite jerseys in NFL history.

[@evilducks3710]

I think you’re too hard on Wilks, he’s been pretty good at adjusting at half time. Both the GB and Lions game the defense turned around the second half. He’s not Ryans or Saleh, but I don’t think he’s as bad as we make him out to be. I think a lot of our d line just isn’t living up to the billing. young most of all… he’s… not good.

[@maninabox32697]

I gotta disagree on the Lions game. Their own offense failed. The dropped balls and failed 4ths bailed us, if those catches had been made our players would be watching the superbowl like us. That, and they largely abandoned their successful run game. Shanahan made some terrible offensive schemes in the first half but the lions and GB game showed HIS ability to adjust, if a bit late. If Lions hadnt lost the game themselves Wilks’ skill at DC would be even more scrutinized. But yes, for the talent of Bosa, Hargrave, and Armstead the D line absolutely should be wreaking more havoc than they actually do.

[@djb903]

I always love your sound effects

[@AllenHerns]

I think we should start calling the Houston Texans 'The Stroud Family' from now on.

[@lucasandrews578]

5:50 and the rest of the Cowboys segment had me holding back so hard 🤣!

[@zetastreaker47]

Blaine Gabbert potentially getting a second ring or Sam Darnold being the first QB in the 2018 draft to win a ring is absolutely disgusting.

[@aandwdabest]

Because the 2018 draft class sucked?

[@zetastreaker47]

@@aandwdabest 2018 didn't suck, I'm saying out of all those 1st round QBs to win a ring first it's potentially Darnold who'll do it.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

​@@aandwdabestno its as people have said the mere idea that Sam Darnold could become the first 2018 QB to win a ring over guys like Baker Mayfield Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen is disgusting

[@UrinatingTree]

Absolutely glorious.

[@zetastreaker47]

@@UrinatingTree absolutely atrocious, like the Steelers hiring Arthur Smith.

[@reeenji]

At this point Kansas City are the Roman Reings of NFL ☝

[@menzel17]

This Super Bowl will have to go down in history as the worst possible outcome for Raiders fans. The Raiders two main rival teams playing in their stadium, and one of them will win there. I think the only way that would make it worse is if they were still in Oakland and somehow got a SB there.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Hahah it's no secret who the Broncos and Raiders want to win this superbowl lol

[@_Paul_N]

There would be a shootout with guns and bullets instead of pig skin flying through the air if it was in Oakland 🤣. Raiders and 49ers fans in Cali are literally like crips vs bloods and it’s deadly!

[@robertorivas5359]

Chiefs recap it’s accurate AF. Pure gold my brother. Keep up with it.

[@RE-is7gg]

I’m a niners fan and I know I’m biased but how are we not also a feel good narrative?? Even before the lions game, we were hated for no reason. Mr irrelevant is a great story, coming back from a major surgery. We have cmc, kittle Samuel, bosa, tons of likable dudes. I really don’t understand how the narrative changed on us so fast

[@thephoenixxm4160]

"You were hated for no reason". Dude, YOUR ENTIRE FANBASE AND TEAM wouldn't shut the fuck up about last year's NFC Championship. You guys wouldn't shut up about all the anti-Eagles talk you were spouting and how the Eagles are frauds and that your team should've won if Purdy didn't get injured and all that whining. Now, your team gets to do what mine couldn't because of a single penalty that took away a 3rd down stop; beat the Chiefs. I want neither team to win as an Eagles fan. Do I want the Niners and their fans to rub their win in our faces or do I want our old head coach who didn't win us a single Super Bowl but then beat us last year to win 3 while we only have won one.

[@carsandsports123]

I'm in an office full of AFC North fans, we are all rooting for ya

[@nautgamingnautgaming9949]

Because you honestly were the closest thing to a legitimate team in the nfc That's why you were hated Also the packers fired almost everyone for that disaster

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

It's just because everyone wanted the lions to make the superbowl lmao that's really it

[@RE-is7gg]

@@kurtpunchesthings2411 I really don’t think it is. This anti Purdy narrative has been all season, before it became clear anyone was a real competitor

[@thescotslair]

As a Texans fan I am rooting for the 49ers because it's funny to look at Cowboys fans getting mad that the 49ers are going to the Super Bowl again and they haven't even been to a Championship since the Texans became a team

[@FreshPrincex4]

In 10 years I'm willing to bet dallas will win another SB before Houston lol

[@thescotslair]

@@FreshPrincex4 the amount of copium on display with this comment is unreal