The Heineken Phone?? | TSW196

HMD Global's 'The Boring Phone' is a Heineken and Bodega collaboration that's designed to make people more sociable. The Boring Phone is basically just a Nokia feature phone that's been rebranded, with a funky transparent design and the usual limited functionality. Oh, and some Heineken wallpaper shenanigans.
Still, The Boring Phone is ironically one of the more interesting tech launches of the week besides Motorola's Moto Edge 50 Ultra. Huawei actually just unveiled some new phones over in China, but not until I'd already shot a good chunk of this so it was too late to change the topic. But I'm hoping to get some hot content on that shenanigans ready for you soon, massive winking face thingy.
So is the Boring Phone an actual good idea? Let us know what you think down below! Next week's show will probably happen in two weeks, as I'm off to China - so you've got lots of time to think of your answer!
Big love x
The Boring Phone by HMD & Heineken Chapters:
0:00 - An Intro.
1:02 - The Boring Phone
3:44 - Viewer comments
13:57 - Next Week

[@ElectrifyingElvis]

What a gulp....uncle Sprut just got a perfect excuse to down his golden nectar of pure joy on his video. Heineken and Tech!!! What a blissful marriage. Much love from Nigeria, West Africa.

[@Jedbullet29]

Agreed, I was sipping mine and then he redefined what "gulp this" means. I spilled my pint as well! 😊

[@zippyfinleyadventures]

Arcane is a batshit bonkers bit of brilliance on Netflix. The quality and story is brilliant

[@YourWifesBoyfriend3043]

Hey uncle spurt, I came across your channel a while back and love that I can watch a tech review with a smile on my face rather than obsessing over specs

[@tjey379]

Ouch, sorry about the illness, but glad you recovered in time to bring home some laughter. A lot of memories on today's show toilet puking? Oh, boy have I had plenty of those in my life.

[@sharpnelshots]

I can imagine that the drunk lads will break their phone and remember this back up...Somehow.

[@johnpaulgraham7721]

I'm gonna give you, your comedy Vs Bob Mortimer as a draw, but you forgot Chubby Brown. But then there's the Brian Cloughs and Paul Daniels, etc. Mind you Toy Dolls (Nellie The Elephant) were from Sunderland and that'd a cracking tune!

[@bazanime]

As someone with IBS, I feel ya. You set up office in the lav and let the projectile bum gravy flow till you look as pale and gaunt as a Blade 2 vampire. Fun times! 😁

[@lRlMlGl]

Big ups for episode 200!

[@smitjee]

Will you do a long term review of the honor magic 6 pro? Nice weekend lad.

[@UltraVegito-1995]

Razer really took "more RGB more performance" too seriously with thier mousepad

[@davidbrown6878]

I can't wait to see you review a Hauwei phone! 😊

[@MazxsConsta]

£100 for a mouse mat. They're taking the Heineken.... Brought an led mouse mat from Maplins about 20 years ago for a £5. Does the exact same thing. Day off work. Where's my whisky 🥃 cheers Spurt.

[@IOSALive]

Tech Spurt, I loved this video so much, I had to hit the like button!

[@bry6314]

Gone were the days of boring phones... I miss those days where snake was the only entertainment & we used to have to type our polyphonic tones in from a magazine to get Airwolf! Oh & my demon drink that still makes me want to cry in a corner was MD20/20!! Happy Days!!

[@pixelgaming7261]

11:49 No, they are coming. In fact, the S21 series and Z Fold/Flip 3 will get chat assist and circle to search (but nothing else).

[@valthewiz97]

Hey Chris, I was wondering which camera are you using to record your videos? Looks super nice!

[@SecurePasta]

Dial a crate should have had its own button.

[@FloptropicaOne]

will you check out the rabbit R1?

[@Peterstarzynskitech]

Heineken is taking phones back to the 90's.

[@ThePieman66]

Hi Mr Spurt, this week’s mention of Heineken is quite spooky as just the other day, in an unlikely and bizarre coincidence, I was wondering whether Heineken had improved taste wise in the 20 or so years it’s been since I last tried it. Yesterday as I was waiting at my local bus stop I happened to notice an abandoned half full can of Heineken on a nearby wall. I took the opportunity to see if the taste had indeed improved over the years but unfortunately it turns out it still tastes like rancid piss.

[@etiennesharp]

My 'coconut rum' type thing is Jack Daniels. Can't even bear the smell now after downing 16 one night many moons ago. I woke up on a roundabout.

[@pixelgaming7261]

3:18 How ironic that something that's meant to be 'boring' is actually 'exciting'. Somebody, go take care of him!

[@Hajjaj261]

Hey uncle spurt ❤ any idea when or if we might see the oppo find n3 flip in the uk anytime soon?

[@mike.4277]

The grass is green!

[@ieatiron56]

What a monster!

[@PaulMGleeson]

What was the beer? Looked to good to be Heineken's gnat's piss

[@ahmedsami7268]

I have a motorola edge 2022 and its screen glass broke without any reason it was in the charger I was laying reading next to it and when I picked the phone and put it in my pocket I didn't realize it but after five minutes I saw it and for my surprise there was not even a scratch on the screen protector

[@Kenji_sato]

I cant wait for the samsunf zfold 6 and oneplus open 2. Hopefully zfold 6 have a bigger screen.

[@TurpinTime75114]

Typically brilliant 🎉🎉🎉

[@carlwheezer1544]

no matter how much rgb razer puts in their products, it will never offset how shit they are

[@HugeYFronts]

Piss flaps is a seriously underused term, along with poo-ring and tagnut

[@stuartmeek763]

Please say that’s a heineken damp patch on your T-shirt and not mr wank sock getting his revenge on you?!?! 😂

[@MA-th4ts]

Amazzzzzzzzzzzzingly hilarious

[@user-lo8rr6tu8g]

HMD is rock

[@creed404yt9]

You came to morocco? Didn’t know that. we welcome u😅

[@user-mf5qz7kn4s]

Oxsgen 14 if u don't mind😊🔥

[@pixelgaming7261]

4:14 Pura 70 series?

[@MythicSuns]

skip to 3:47 to see the most English way to start a video or video segment.

[@djr3386]

Does the Heineken phone have a bottle opener?

[@soundbounce123]

I'd say more a louie spence lookalike

[@akorejepade1261]

Best college story ever! 🤮🤢🥃🤪

[@hiruko2373]

The power of Heineken

[@NeonVisual]

Still waiting for my Coronafone.

[@etiennesharp]

A phone, small form factor, sponsored by a beer company? Someone got a copy of Marketing for Dummies' for his birthday and fired off a proposal to HMD Global, didn't he?

[@BR7AVEONE]

I want the boring phone 😊

[@jameshart3879]

Head of brewdog just bought 6 but I'm sure will deny it

[@mikaelsandman993]

Heineken beer is a really pissa beer, hardly drinkeble

[@rbouakaz]

Hahaha ❤

[@nikolass83gianni]

👏💪😎

[@metal-gods]

When can we expect a boring phone review?

[@oida10000]

Yes please it would fit this channel and man perfectly.

[@ImperatorSomnium]

Наздраве 🍻

[@cook318]

Chubby Brown is from Boro and there ain't no one funnier than him from the NE

[@ssjrose3simon]

What in gods name is that monstrosity

[@GreeboandGaspode]

I was given a bottle of sake 15 years ago, it's still sat in the cupboard as I'm too scared to drink it as I've heard peoples horror stories about it.

[@amishbudhathoki]

Nothing phone 2

[@saturnblue]

Perhaps the phone looks better the more alcohol you drink, like the women at ya local pub?

[@don_6996]

Just a bunch bollocks @ that "Boring-Phone". 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@AlessandroBalestrini-jd3zk]

You should do a collab with mrwhosetheboss. It would be funny to see what comes out of it!

[@pixelgaming7261]

The Boring Phone? Sounds boring to me.

[@cutiechick825]

lame