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@Tristan_Indigo 3 ай бұрын

*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*

@myku1182 3 ай бұрын

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

@aiphamgia5681 3 ай бұрын

~Not anymore there's a blanket

@CyberN-7660 3 ай бұрын

@@aiphamgia5681 Now the animals can go on land :D

@luigistargamer8121 3 ай бұрын

TASTE THE SUN

@WonderfulNautilus-st6ru 3 ай бұрын

@@CyberN-7660Come on, animals! Let's go on land!

@projectafterworld2557 3 ай бұрын

If this video gives you existential dread, allow me to make it worse. 1: The Boltzmann brain hypothesis: In quantum physics, complex objects can sometimes pop into existence. It's rare, but possible. What would happen of a fully formed human brain complete with fake memories of a universe that never existed were to appear? How unlikely would that be?... It turns out that it's statistically FAR more likely for that brain to appear than it is for our entire universe to appear as it has. In other words, at any moment you could realize you're nothing more than a doomed brain floating in space and that all your memories are fake, and the only way to tell is by living another moment. But that just kicks the can down the road, because that moment is now a memory, which could be fake. The good news is that, if this does happen to you, if you ARE a fake brain, you won't have to live with that realization for very long. Brains don't do well in empty space. 2: Gamma-ray bursts / X-ray jets: When black holes absorb large amounts of matter, too much for them to process at once, sometimes it gets whipped into a jet of energy and blasted back out. This results in colossal plumes of energy that dwarf entire galaxies. If a planet were caught in one of these blasts, even millions of light-years away, that side of the planet would be roasted sterile in seconds, and the other half of the planet wouldn't fare much better, with seas boiling and atmosphere burning away. The good news is that, once again, you wouldn't have to deal with it for very long. If you're on the toasted side, you're gone in an instant, reduced to a charred shadow. On the other side, you MIGHT get enough time to realize what's happening, but that's about it. 3: False vacuum decay: What if our universe is in an unstable state, and a more stable state with slightly different physical laws is just a slight nudge away? Well, if any single point in the universe drops to that lower energy state, it'd set off a chain reaction of space around it dropping too, expanding a bubble of this decayed space in all directions at the speed of light. Any matter that this bubble passes over would suddenly be forced to abide the new slightly different laws of physics, and we have no way to know how the rules would change. One things certain through, any change that modifies chemistry in any way would exterminate all life caught in the bubble. The good news, more drastically than the other two, is that you won't even realize this one's happening. Since this spreads at light-speed there will be literally zero warning before it happens, and it will be there and gone in zero time as well. Thanos has nothing on FVD. 4: Space junk / irresponsible gunfire: You don't need the universe to conspire to some grand event to be scared of. All it takes is random junk form the very smartest, or very dumbest people to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, at the wrong speed, and you could wind up feeling a draft in ways science never thought possible. Falling space junk is a complete lottery since it can happen almost anywhere and almost any time, but for stray bullets, all it takes is someone in a 3 mile radius getting too excited in your general direction, and it could ruin your whole day. And yet despite all of these, we're still here. We, this thin little film of pondscum on a mostly molten ball of rock, barely cooled enough to have a damp surface and spinning through an uncaring abyss of a universe that doesn't even know we're here, are still here. To feel existential dread, you must first exist. If you are scared, it means you're alive, and want to live. That's how I see things.

@Cjyozen 3 ай бұрын

You, my good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar, and I do wish you the best of health and continued state of sound mind.

@projectafterworld2557 3 ай бұрын

@@Cjyozen You become a lot less concerned with existential fear when you've spent as much time bored out of your wits as I have. I should probably consider better hobbies. xD

@shaggyplays5210 Ай бұрын

My hyperactive hypothalamus begs to differ.

@terran5364 3 ай бұрын

"China used to be so chill before it discovered communism." _It wasn't very chill._ Your people don't tear down and replace your whole system in two separate revolutions within 20 years because they're having a good time.

@dustin202 2 ай бұрын

China is going crazy And it’s been that way since china became China

@TopOfAllWorlds 2 күн бұрын

"China was chill untill communism" China actually is the *MOST* chill its ever been *which is saying something* Like holy shit, china is not chill right now, but the country has been in flames since it came into existence.

@terran5364 2 күн бұрын

@ That being said, if I could live anywhere at any time in history, the golden age of the Han dynasty would be up there!

@Crazael 2 ай бұрын

3:26 My trick for avoiding that is to focus on the whole "we are made of star dust" angle. It helps make me feel much cooler than I really am. 5:29 I've watched it enough times that I don't really have any trouble following along. But also, it helps that I already knew a fair amount of the stuff in here before I first watched it. 8:34 Fun Fact: The English word "Lord" comes from an Old English word, "hlaford" that means "Bread Keeper". Or, in other words, the guy who controlled the food is the guy who is in charge.

@ShankMugen 3 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: Tamil is the oldest language that is still in use without being changed so much it cannot be recognised as the same For example, if you go back like 4,000 years, you can easily communicate with Tamil speakers if you know present day Tamil You cannot effectively communicate with most other languages if you go back just 500 Years, as the language used today is vastly different from what they had, mostly a few words and the names of languages stuck around

@blood4688 3 ай бұрын

As a portuguese i can say that being spiceless is indeed awful, we need the spices

@SSMasseus 3 ай бұрын

nope.

@Ramon609 3 ай бұрын

My Dutch instincts flare up when i hear ''spices'' and ''found in Malaysia''

@BlueBeast125 3 ай бұрын

Ah, greetings my fellow countrymen. Good to see the old instincts are still alive in some of us.

@Ramon609 3 ай бұрын

@@BlueBeast125 Greetings! Goede avond! Why yes whenever i hear spices and Malaysia i can *sometimes* be on all fours and growling like a rabid dog foam coming from my mouth muttering about spices and run around shouting ''ME WANT SPICES! MUST *CONQUER* AND *PILLAGE!* ''

@BlueBeast125 3 ай бұрын

@@Ramon609 ah yes. The classic response. We hebben dat weer nodig. Die goeie ouwe VOC mentaliteit.

@Ramon609 3 ай бұрын

@@BlueBeast125 Ja ja ja ja ja precies 😂

@katze316 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact, thanks to the Cerruti Mastodon discovery, part of this video may be inaccurate now. The White Sands footprints suggested that humans came to North America around 20k years ago, but the more recent discovery of the Cerruti Mastodon site- which contains strong evidence for possible human activity- was dated to over 100k years ago. Miniminuteman has a great video about it if you're interested.

@WhopsInc. 3 ай бұрын

This guy makes music, too, btw and it's... unique, but *really* good!

@cheesysealAnon 3 ай бұрын

I keep think of a YTP version of this video this brought back those memories

@Tekdruid Ай бұрын

28:27 Britain (sad), with no independence day to call her own: "I guide others to a treasure I can never possess!"

@trollpatrol1177 2 ай бұрын

Oh no, the tea baggers are coming!

@HimitsuYami 2 ай бұрын

You mentioned playing Spore sometime. Well, now it's gonna get updates again so this is a great time for it

@MrKangaroo123 3 ай бұрын

Oh looks it's Jesus... Jesus mows my lawn, he does a pretty good job too.

@Skykitsune 3 ай бұрын

Nice little Persian Empire jumpscare there.

@TyrantRex22 3 ай бұрын

the Mesozoic, one of the longest and most diverse sections in earth's history, gets a solid 5 seconds of time in the video about "The Whole World, I Guess?" oof

@Tekdruid Ай бұрын

17:45 *I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE*

@THETexzilla 2 ай бұрын

12:56 *Sigh* Please don't make us dump your tea in the harbor again.

@shreddedninja 3 ай бұрын

17:35 Wow, my religion mentioned and not in a negative light? Based

@BlooMonkiMan 3 ай бұрын

Seriously? I thought it was just a joke

@shreddedninja 3 ай бұрын

@@BlooMonkiManSatanism is a very real religion

@CC_S13 3 ай бұрын

So, the spices are like, salt and pepper, and there might be kjillions of types of spices.

@hugothibodeau6137 3 ай бұрын

i just realised the thing inventor at te ehd is made in 2028

@BarioIDL 2 ай бұрын

17:15 nah fam, join the cult of randicus

@luissantiago5163 3 ай бұрын

Classic gem!

@DrawnOni 3 ай бұрын

Makari should react to oversimplified

@Mare_Man 3 ай бұрын

Man, I wish a new game like Spore would come out

@maximuswolf9879 3 ай бұрын

2:04 silly Makari, Bill is talking about Quarks, not Quirks

@forevaralon6047 3 ай бұрын

12:42 for king and counrty

@ryanraju6774 3 ай бұрын

I'm stupid enough to be here? But I like it here lol

@Jackson-ub1uv 3 ай бұрын

13:38 Average British citizen (myself included)

@THETexzilla 2 ай бұрын

Can conquer much of the known world but never actually learned how to use the spices they controlled. Even the Scots learned how to cook with spices.

@kingmric 3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised Makari hasn't reacted to US vs European memes or at least the British ones.

@8master101gaming 3 ай бұрын

Makari I’m going to make you feel even more insignificant because I love space and know a lot about it and we will never get to see the whole universe anyways because the universe is expanding faster than light which means there are parts of the universe we will never see and the universe will expand so much that we will get to the point of only being able to only see stars within our own galaxy only, sorry to fuel the insignificance more