THE HOBBIT funny Rivendell extended scenes (with subtitles for elvish).

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[@FurryAminal]

Elrond: I've lived thousands of years but time has never dragged like this.....

[@deziraenavarro8016]

+FurryAminal Lindir: so fucking done when are they leaving

[@youtubecommenter2]

And he lived through some messed up shit during The First Age.

[@jeffburnham6611]

@@deziraenavarro8016 and yet the surprised look on his face when he tells Elrond they have gone, and not the excited or relieved look you would have expected.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

"nor have I ever seen such brazen displays"

[@vsGoliath96]

He's literally so old that he was partially raised by the last son of Feanor. He is not required to put up with this shit.

[@khongorshatar4816]

Wow, Elrond has a lot of patience, he is certainly wise elf.

[@photophreak83]

Well, considering the fact that Elladan and Elrohir are his sons, and he considers Aragorn/Estel to be his Foster son...he learned patience -very- well and -very- slowly. :D

[@dazedXbutXcrazed]

Krysta Jo Hahaha so true. I wish those two would make an appearance.

[@annienord7203]

Lord Elrond is just like me. When my friends drink alot and are a bit loud I have 2 have alot of patience so in other words me and Elrond are like the same person

[@arismursidi]

Unlike Thranduil?

[@nessyness5447]

@@arismursidi honestly seei g the chaos they caused at bilbo's house and at rinvendell, i can't really blame thranduil for putting them in the dungeons...

[@Wordslay]

I like how Gandalf is all like "Don't look at me, I'm not apart of this." whenever Elrond looks at him.

[@simonenoll7219]

oh yes my part too it is soooo cute hkmmmm -you know what i mean

[@raulgaliano6645]

Flz i jdhx

[@redDL89]

When parents decide to bring unruly children to a high end 5 star restaurant.

[@simonenoll7219]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuu

[@cookiesshinhwa3811]

My twin nephew's ( younger one) when they were 2 we went to carabas( spelled wrong sorry) gabe the youngest threw silverware and food on the floor the eldest between me and my mom at his food and mine quietly. Same thing happen the next year for our birthday , my nephew's and I are 4 days apart from, we celebrated together, gabe told the waitress to shut up. Now they're turning four, and the youngest is still unreasonable. His older bro is still quiet.

[@alexw1698]

The worst thing people could possibly do to themselves and to the restaurant.....🙄

[@westmibaddrivers2573]

@@cookiesshinhwa3811 but have they ever been kicked out of a restaurant? I know a family that was because of their children.

[@hughmellerick4417]

Thank God I didn't buy the extended edition. Oh God scenes like this were such crud.

[@anthonymcrooster3703]

Elves: "We are all beloved children of Ilúvatar." Saruman: "The dwarves just bathed in your drinking water supply." Elves: "They're adopted."

[@goldenarrow7134]

that's so underrated, especially if you read their history and creation mythos XD

[@LordBobbert]

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!

[@garrettmobley1181]

Actually not wrong. The Dwarves were actually made my Melkor, who was created by Ilúvatar. Men and Elves were made by Eru Ilúvatar, so despite Dwarves' longer lifespan than normal men, Dwarves are more of a nephew or niece race to humans and elves.

[@Ginea25]

@@garrettmobley1181 The dwarves were not made by Melkor. They were made by Aulë.

[@tayh3645]

@@garrettmobley1181 as Ginea25 said; the dwarves were made by Aulë. ((And were actually made before elves, but because elves were supposed to be released first they hid the dwarves in the attic for a little while)) But yes, they are "nephew" to elves and men. And yes, they were basically adopted. Because Aulë made them, not Eru Ilúvatar, they were not really "alive" like men and elves. Aulë planned to make amends for the transgression of making the dwarves by destroying them, but was stopped and the dwarves were gifted the independent lives just like true children of Ilúvatar. Id est: they were adopted. Melkor made the orcs.

[@BWill90592]

Gandalf as the Slightly Embarrassed Father Figure. "Elrond, I must apologise for my many idiots".

[@hiswayservicesblog9288]

Stress eating, Gandalf?

[@GullibleTarget]

@Travis ThackerThirteen? All at once? Backdoor and hole? Tossed Salads? Unexpected?😐 okay. That's it. In my next life I want to be a hobbit.

[@carolusmartellus2520]

@Travis Thacker The. What.

[@schoolofgrowthhacking]

Elrond is only a half elf!

[@aiyanamariesusano1898]

Hahhahahha

[@triciaz]

Lindir is just so done.

[@deziraenavarro8016]

+Tricia Zhou I laugh every time poor guy

[@aloistrancey7066]

His face is just like " I did not sign up for this shit"

[@thedancinglion2088]

elrond turned his head as well. lol

[@gosling4391]

I know the actor xD

[@WanderingMindTV]

Bret McKenzie from FOTCC

[@vitoc8454]

1:07 - 13 dwarves and a halfling... strange traveling companions, Gandalf. Decades later: 4 hobbits, 2 men, a dwarf, an elf and a wizard.

[@JillWouters]

+Vito C Things just got a whole lot stranger :P

[@baetaeng7485]

What an upgrade

[@simonenoll7219]

@@baetaeng7485 yes yes

[@GastNdorf]

Ah but this time he was responsible for.

[@GullibleTarget]

...walk into a bar

[@Blueswailer]

The elf woman playing the harp had me rolling. Her facial expression: "Master Elrond, who are these tone-deaf, insane men!?"

[@Zoie3x8]

just curious, but, does she have a name ?

[@porcu12345]

@@Zoie3x8 Do yourself a favour and don't look up what she looks like in real life, you'll be disappointed

[@LiberumFatalis]

@@porcu12345 im wondering if the one you saw is the same i saw, it cant be the same person...well... in fact, we men get scammed all the time by womin magic of make up, it seems hollywod makeup makes wonders.

[@mammedthn]

@@porcu12345 i did that. and you were absolutely right. wtf? crazy what makeup can do. totally different face. cant believe thats actually her

[@cardo8335]

@@mammedthn whats her name i wanna see

[@pluckybellhop66]

Gandalf: "And they're surprisingly cultured, they've got a deep love of the arts" Dwarves: *throws food at statues*

[@vivioprea4046]

Good point🤣

[@missbunnybloggeralimsl7250]

Omg I choked on my Elven Salad when I read this 😆😆😂

[@dessa_gabriel]

That made me cackle all of the sudden

[@Shirosaki_Ichigo]

"They're surprisingly cultured " and the camera pans to a dwarf stealing something

[@sirsteam6455]

Hey the statues were probably hungry ....

[@Cydonius1]

naked dwarves in Rivendell fountain ... I bet Elrond had it purified with elven magic after they left

[@sophiejones7727]

you think Elladan, Elrohir, and Aragorn didn't do that? lol. Nothing he hasn't seen before. heck, he's probably done it before. He's thinking this behavior is childish and rude, but it's not like he can really be offended.

[@BACCHUS777]

Err...burn that fountain

[@seaghanobuadhaigh8240]

Not magic, just bleach...lots of bleach.

[@xnekorb]

They are seriously rude

[@thedreamweaver6514]

Probably tossed the whole thing into Mordor 😂

[@mdnblues]

Thank God Elrond is a nice elf. Thranduil would kick these dwarfs out in the matter of seconds.

[@nessyness5447]

honestly, they way the behave...i would kick them out too ( if my mother doesn't do it first)

[@claricedreyer1221]

Or put them in the dungeons

[@heartofgold6940]

If he ever let them in

[@kathleenabbu8553]

HarvesterOfShadows he is nice maybe because he is a half mortal

[@tiredflutefox]

I prefer Thranduil tho lol

[@DaVeO52]

And yes. The pedestal that Bofur is dancing on is the same one that Frodo placed the One Ring on, decades later. :)

[@matthewgg9286]

David S. Even better, Frodo actually sang this song at the Prancing Pony before he fell and the One Ring went through his finger in the novel before Strider picked him up

[@brandonchan5387]

Don't forget the death of Gimli's axe

[@mrj.kottari8453]

@@matthewgg9286 Yes, same song!

[@whiderboss]

@@brandonchan5387 Fun fact: Gimli apparently left Rivendell with 2 or more axes, he threw one at Gandalf in Fangorn Forest and it was destroyed

[@jennifersaar1611]

+Whiderboss - You mean Gloin, right? Gloin was the one who traveled to The Lonely Mountain. Gimli, his son, went with Frodo.

[@acucarcitrico3669]

I love how Elrond's face is like: "set that water on fire" while the other elf is reconsidering his life choices.

[@SirToaster9330]

nuke the fountain

[@moozieb2516]

Lindr: how long will they be staying here? Elrond: that is yet to be determined. *sees naked dwarves in fountain* Elrond: .......... they leave first thing in the morning.

[@cmp4237]

It be *worst* if that was their drinking water. 🙄 (Need I emphasize more?)

[@Brievel]

How do we know that's Lindir? I thought it was Erestor?

[@amalgamationprime3168]

@@cmp4237 'nuff said.

[@amalgamationprime3168]

@@cmp4237 'nuff said.

[@GoldBlackLotus]

@@Brievel It's stated that he's Lindir.

[@myrabrown6537]

there's a reason why they are at the kid's table.....

[@mechadoggy]

Because of their stature?

[@dearmalaysia]

Joshivanmel Sulayao the food fight

[@vipulkumar4513]

Thats racist bro

[@boi3987]

@@vipulkumar4513 racist towards what, manlets?

[@trankhanh1444]

🤣

[@genevieveweiss9733]

Thranduil: word got to me from Rivendell of the dwarves behavior. Quickly throw them in the dungeons, they're not messing up my palace or food...

[@angelgray701]

Genevieve Weiss or worse. His hair

[@sandstorm1123]

Genevieve Weiss I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@mary-theresewilliams4609]

Thranduil I think would be more concerned about his wine than his food

[@lilpotatozrcool1142]

What about plumbing?

[@WhoamI27676]

😂😂

[@TyrannicalChicken]

I love Elrond's face everytime he looks at a piece of bread that flies past his head. He just gives this, WTF look that is priceless

[@whoevencaresxd246]

Its lindir btw haha

[@nnicollan]

Such a great actor

[@firstjedi2]

The real one is ugly as fuck, I'd have her accused of harrasment if she ever come close to me

[@chillsis1650]

@@firstjedi2 what r u talking about lmfao

[@firstjedi2]

@@chillsis1650 sorry, wrong post.

[@hyperionhelios1588]

I love how through this Elrond looks like a confused/ highly concerned dad throughout all of it

[@cirrusB612]

More of Elrond’s “Iluvatar, give me strength” face that we didn’t get to see enough of in Fellowship. Glad they brought it back

[@ghostdivision7]

We might have stumbled into a cultural difference there...

[@MOOP000]

+John Saf lol Yeah guys, clean your plates properly! There are starving children in Laketown!

[@kaneslives]

Imagine Lotr orcs at an elf dinner like this....oh god... Orc: THE FOOD IT BURNS!!!!! Other Orc: ITS RIVENDELL EVERYTHING HERE BURNS US!!! Elrond: Lol.

[@lG-gz9rl]

+John Saf Germany to greece: we want our money back

[@illiminatieoverlordgurglek140]

John Saf Lol, sure. It has nothing to do with the fact that you morons refused to pay taxes for decades and then stood around wondering why the government went bankrupt. The fact is that you are stealing lying rats who spit in the faces of those who want to help you, and then demand more money from them. You should crawl to Berlin on you bare knees and beg them for forgiveness, rat.

[@nolofinwefingolfin1307]

the way the elf and dwarf talk got to greece and germany arguments lmao

[@TylerCharlesFisher]

Elrond: Now I know why Lothlorien hasn't had dealings with the Dwarves since the dark days.

[@clrobertson13]

Tyler Fisher 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MariyaMartell]

And why they were called the dark days.

[@Niobesnuppa]

It's funny that Elrond has such a grumpy-looking face but he's pretty much the most chill and patient character in the entire movie.

[@RachelOgden-nc9gb]

Elrond is not he to good lord of the e vf people who now how much to for gave timeout put danfl as to sand up and say that tiaeavg my friend lord elrond ash not fond ti al l funny

[@RachelOgden-nc9gb]

Tho n well you can till your people to stop that silly silly lots topelved you are yuor king

[@getrekt9409]

"These are the descendants of the house of durin" **Proceeds into stealing**

[@tomskowski6239]

That's Nori.

[@phoebeyuen9036]

Decent folk, they are. Gandalf, you're going to be eating your words soon

[@ruuoxi]

Kili : "That one there's not bad" Dwalin : "That's not an Elf maid..."

[@simonenoll7219]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats so bad begood laughing giggling

[@ItsD49]

😂😂😂 Yeah that part

[@christopherchedid1321]

I didn't really get it though

[@-GyBer-]

@@christopherchedid1321 kili thought that elf was girl but actually he was guy

[@Evy2526]

Gotta admit he has good taste, that was an handsome elf indeed.

[@benbenmr]

2:21 I love how Lindir reacts to that like "That was *NOT* in the job description"

[@emmarosenblad]

Bening Rastiarsa LMAOOOO

[@chillsis1650]

he looks one food throw away from a mental breakdown

[@alyctus]

I wanna see them doing that in Thranduil's yard lol.

[@CelebrianUndomiel]

I think in the book, Thranduil actually let them wander around his realm freely at first but they were really insulting and rude, so he chucked them into the dungeons. Thrandy ain't Elrond, he's having none of your shit :P

[@alyctus]

*****​ coincidentally I just finished reading this part in the book! They 'disturbed' 3 times the wood elves while they were having a feast (the dwarves just needed food and help though), they bothered the spiders and the elves arrested them. Then they were rude to Thranduil and they wouldn't tell him why they were in his realm without permission. So yeah he locked them in the dungeons until they learn to behave lol. Mirkwood won't tolerate this shit :)

[@CelebrianUndomiel]

lyon laurent Ahh, right. I haven't read the book in a while, I forget the finer details :P

[@dnsimmons1able]

***** Thranduil would have locked their asses up. People starving in other cities and whatnot and these fools throwing food around the dinner table. It's a crime. 

[@CelebrianUndomiel]

Imladris is tolerant. Mirkwood is not :P

[@Darkangelcali]

What happens in Rivendell stays in Rivendell

[@lilpotatozrcool1142]

Elrond probably prays this is true 😂😂

[@annanardo2358]

Funniest words I've heard yet !!!! 😄😄😅😅😅

[@annanardo2358]

I'll screen print that on my t-shirt !!!!! 😅😂😂

[@bud389]

Dwarves in LOTR - *Proud but noble men quick to temper* Dwarves in The Hobbit - *So Anywways, I started blasting*

[@ellie7200]

Dwalin's face when he notices that Kili is staring at the harp player kills me every damn time

[@flowerfaerie8931]

His expression is so incredibly underrated like it’s just pure disgust and I love it.

[@SeramiNefera]

The Elves are probably thinking "this is going to take another three ages to clean up!" Elrond is probably thinking "Must. Be. A. Gracious. Host. Cannot. Kill. Dwarves." Gandalf is reviewing his spells so he cantry to turn invisible without the One Ring. Bilbo is probably happy that he missed supper while he explored Imlandris (Rivendell).

[@anagabrielaq5869]

I agree he is

[@eaglezgaming2917]

I thought bilbo was there with them when gandalf and thorin shows elrond their swords. Bilbo wanted to show his but balin said it's more a letter opener than a sword. Then bilbo just sat there and ate. Few seconds later his M.I.A at the dinner table😨😨 what is this black magic

[@skyguysreactions]

Kristina Payne He is there. He sits on Balin’s left side of his chair.

[@seleyav.7101]

Look at 1:45. Look between singing Bofur and the elf behind him. Bilbo sits between them, wearing a read jacket (or whatever that is). Balin is next to him.

[@Miluielle]

Just another proof of Bilbo being a side character in his own tale.

[@ralphloxley4816]

Maybe Elrond sent a message to Thranduil in mirkwood right after the dwarves left on what they have done...so the dwarves got locked up immediately when they entered into woodland realm.

[@jeffburnham6611]

Well they weren't with Gandalf either when the entered the Woodland Realm. I suspect if that had been the case, he would have kept them in check.

[@ThranduilCalaquendi]

@Ricky Rubio Im sure they did,but they did not interact,due to old conflicts

[@missbunnybloggeralimsl7250]

😆😆😆 Omg... 😇🙏😱😭 Lol.

[@ComicBookGuy33]

The actress who plays the elf harpist is lovely.

[@johnconcerto8721]

ComicBookGuy IKR

[@dagayisi25]

İ was looking for comments to read this

[@elijahsellers3727]

She is.

[@eliaquinclavijo]

Name :u?

[@kennylindsay268]

Honestly i have to agree. But the look on her face goddamn she was in shock

[@halifaxx55]

This is like scottish people were hanging out with french lol

[@hermitsunite953]

The thing is, that it is so true.

[@Kakuretaka]

@@hermitsunite953 As a Scot I am offended. We wouldn't waste food. All other things are true e.g. bursting in to song

[@echotrooperechotrooper1543]

@@Kakuretaka As a French I can tell that we are as annoying as Rivendell Elves, must always pay attention to our discipline and behaviour lol

[@halifaxx55]

@Ocelot93 I'm sure they are. it was in jest. Scottish people are down to earth.

[@alexeiderperezhernandez461]

Aaaaaaaaaaaajajahahahahhaa!!!

[@youramnesiathedarkdescentl6023]

Just think, Elrond's father slayed the largest dragon in Middle-Earth, Ancalagon, and he lets these dwarves do this LOL.

[@bretthess6376]

SLEW, not slayed. Sigh. What do they teach people this Age. And that was Ancalagon the Golden. Just in case you thought it was the Cookie Monster. LoL

[@edryctan672]

​@@bretthess6376 Isn't it's Ancalagon the Black??

[@Books_Lot]

It is​@@edryctan672

[@katsumotoempire4453]

I can relate to the elves in this.

[@aloistrancey7066]

Can't we all?? lol

[@MikeO7977]

+katsumoto empire I feel sympathetic to Gandalf here.

[@keithbassett1472]

I can't

[@datdumbdude4126]

Get out of here Trancy.

[@tttttt2244]

katsumoto empire me too ))))))))))))

[@arianaxabdon]

I love how Lindir has that face like "Oh no now they're singing." 😂

[@simonenoll7219]

nice sailship song !!!! maby i think so

[@jackskelly18]

Poor Lindir, look at his face, the look of total horror : ) .

[@TaekoHikeshi]

jackskelly18 And Elrond is just there trying to remain his composure. XD

[@Ru136]

Lindir's thoughts: "I'm not paid enough for this job. I'm not paid anything, but I'm still not paid enough!"

[@GullibleTarget]

@@Ru136 his handling the situation earned him an upgraded house with a view on the Rivendell compound.

[@simonenoll7219]

ohh yes

[@marloyorkrodriguez9975]

After this he requested to sail to the undying lands with a personal ship

[@BooksLooks3]

2:08 I love how Thorin dances while drinking. The King is feeling himself.

[@Raichu234]

I love the elven harpist basically being like we take you in, give us food and wine, serenade you and you throw it in our face. wow lol

[@diekje8728]

it must be so hard for Elrond to remain friendly with guests like them

[@TimelessTendeM]

Anger management level: Legendary

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Between Dwarf savages and Humans who refused to throw the damn ring in to the mountain, it's a miracle why Elrond didn't leave Middle-Earth sooner.

[@leiah2]

And then his daughter chooses to become mortal.

[@sophiejones7727]

this is a guy who chose to be in the same tribe as the guys who tried to kill his mom. And he also chose to one day meet them again. being nice to rude guests is comparatively easy.

[@AeneasGemini]

@@Commander_Shepard. Well you see the elves are uptight assholes, so they'll just sit there and put up with it whilst the dwarves actually have fun

[@MDkid1]

Elrond looks at Gandalf and Gandalf shrugs his shoulders like 'meh...what can I do...they're dwarves" :D

[@keigisa]

I love how the elves just sit there and tolerate it. Lol would be otherwise at Thranduil's ;)

[@rio20d]

***** thats because these elves are the Noldorin elves ( High Elves), they are wiser than the Silvan Elves (Wood elves) of Mirkwood that Thranduil led. That's how it was told in the Hobbit book.

[@rio20d]

***** thats because these elves are the Noldorin elves ( High Elves), they are wiser than the Silvan Elves (Wood elves) of Mirkwood that Thranduil led. That's how it was told in the Hobbit book.

[@221b_loud6]

+rio20d You seem to know your Tolkien: do you have any idea why they told Kili that the one he said "wasn't bad" wasn't an elf? Was he referring to the whole elleth ellon grammar? 'Cause that looked like an elf to me XD

[@UltimateAssassin117]

+221b_loud He said that's not an elf-maid. It was a male.

[@Arbaal]

+221b_loud It was their way of telling Kili "That's a man baby"

[@emilypersons4814]

Bilbo, the author of this song, must have taught all the dwarves the lyrics when they were at that troll camp a few chapters back.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaa6087]

Kíli: Goes on about not fancying elves Also Kíli: Falls in love with Tauriel

[@harkaway9006]

Time for Daphne's irony hat.

[@arivanilla]

So here is the evidence that Kili already grew the fancy for Elves even before meeting Tauriel.

[@mechadoggy]

And that’s why I refuse to accept this movie since that would be so scandalous considering the historic animosity between the two races

[@credendovides20]

@@mechadoggy Man, you would hate Shakespeare...

[@mechadoggy]

Selene it just cheapens what was supposed to be really unique (and scandalous enough) about elf/human romances of which there have only been 3 in all of Middle-Earth history: Beren and Luthien, Tuor and Idril, Aragorn and Arwen

[@credendovides20]

@@mechadoggy So three makes perfectly sense. Four though, jeez, that's impossibile and definately not rare anymore! XD Among all the things that were meh in these movies, this is definately the least of the least. Everybody looked at least weirded out by their relationship and they make it very clear.

[@MrsSalVia-u2s]

Yesh

[@thedippinamerican9341]

Elrond: oh hi there, I see you don't trust or like me whatsoever. Oh look! You're trashing the place, eat more, please! Thranduil: throw their asses in the dungeon... I don't care just do it"

[@goldenpig0711]

lol

[@littlelink935]

thranduil: put them in chains for 5 years.. its just glimpse of an elfs life and im a very patient men hahah

[@randywoodworth4028]

When they were at Beorn's house, they were very well behaved!!

[@HawkinaBox]

lol

[@kork3269]

This I why I love thranduil

[@nanoexperiment]

If they did this in Thranduil's place.....I guess you already know the answer...

[@Chloe.P33]

Lol XD

[@TylerCharlesFisher]

Why do you think he threw them in the dungeon? He wasn't going to give them the chance.

[@st.evremondevonware3920]

Nano Experiment Thranduil caught word of their um....dinner party xD

[@eunicechang8329]

I know right? LOL XD

[@vuvuvu6291]

+Nano Experiment Sale them to slavery

[@CannibalLecter]

0:19 Elrond be like: "Burn the water."

[@greyaredish1795]

Thranduil: watching this with depressed laugh

[@IsisMart]

When you think Thranduil is a tyrant just watch this video.

[@goldenpig0711]

LMAO

[@Jin-di9zv]

@Estrellakatarinathegreatrussian no u

[@robertisham5279]

Well at least Thranduil and his fellow woodland elves were more majestic though I didn't like the way Legolas was portrayed in the film

[@llma_0]

@@robertisham5279 that's probably because he wasn't meant to be there in the first place. the hobbit cinematic trilogy in general was just a poorly executed moneygrab, peter jackson really was put in between a rock and a hard place when they jumped him with the responsibility of making these poorly prepped projects into films presentable enough for screening

[@patron8597]

They probably were already known for their bad manners, back when Smaug wrecked their place. He was like "Screw it, not gonna give refuge to a whole kingdom of those guys!"

[@dazedXbutXcrazed]

Lmao I totally love Lindir in these scenes. Poor guy. I can totally relate to having to deal with unwanted guests.

[@theshogun3851]

Dwarves just ruined Bilbo's house, Elrond's kingdom, what about the other Elf dude's place or Beorn's house?

[@ronytheronin7439]

The Shogun Give the back their bloody mountain!

[@rekius328]

The Shogun omg ure the Hitler parody maker!

[@Spartan77772]

The eleven king Thranduil put them in the dungeons. He wasn't going to put up with them.

[@silversnail1413]

They left Beorn's house alone because they were scared shitless of him lol

[@endlessthunder6161]

King thranduil didnt tolerate them😂😂😂

[@19jacinta88]

"That's not an elf-maid!" Why wasn't that guy interviewed on the DVD? Kudos to him for keeping a straight face, though. I crack up every time.

[@phoebekramer8561]

ahahahahah

[@colinmathura-jeffree9829]

I was in a resort in New Caledonia and these Australians arrived...and it was JUST THE SAME!...haha...happy memories. Ive just reconnected with this movie and am utterly charmed by it. Joy.

[@norendin]

The lesson that Elrond should have learnt in his looooooong life: "No guest should be admitted without the date of their departure settled." - Lady Violet, Dowger Countess of Grantham

[@hiswayservicesblog9288]

Bobby Manning: "I follow the three-day rule. They stay longer than that, I throw their gear out on the porch, change the locks, and turn on the sprinklers."

[@GullibleTarget]

@@hiswayservicesblog9288 in arab cultures your stay during an unexpected visit, is measured in cups of tea offered. After the finishing the third cup, you gotta go. So when you see your host refilling your first cup immediately after you finished it, you know they have other things to do than entertain you. Always accept the offer and take a hint. You don't want to embarrass your host by having to make you a third cup. Take your time with the second one and decline the third, thank your host for the hospitality and leave. Unless the host asks you to stay for dinner. Then you HAVE to stay. So be mindful of turning up unexpected.

[@mikeottawa8158]

say teL that now to tha Late Pr1ncs Margaret Wndsor counts of Snowdn , she was notorious for showng-up un-anounced and stayng-on for-evr at her poor Long sufring aristocratic hosts , to tha point som of thm compLaind to tha Queen about it . her patrnaL grand-mothr Queen Mary Tek , took doLs and China-porceLain and or anything she fancied from her hosts homs . Edward VII was famous for wat was caLd tha Edwardian-progrs through tha cuntry , stayng at wLthy hosts homs during his dcades Life-Long tnure as Pr1nce of WaLes

[@AgentHigh5]

@@mikeottawa8158 Military grade encryption right there

[@mikeottawa8158]

@@AgentHigh5 jst in case MI6 and NSA r tryng to read , di boLicaL eviL wckd grin smiLe

[@armalvior]

Aulë must be so proud he created the dwarves... And the rest of the Valar and Illuvatar himself is like "seriously?..."

[@AdinaIspas]

Illuvatar IS Aulë (Sauron Ashur, the "All Father" in the song "I See Fire", the Leader of the True Valar as opposed to the mock-Valar), the stories are in code, also based on what people themselves knew/believed.

[@MelissaMachine5000]

Adina Ispas actually Iluvatar is the highest power in the entire Tolkien-verse, kind of like God for some religions. Aule is one of the Valar, godlike beings that were lesser in power than Iluvatar. C:

[@nataleighjones4596]

Lol, YES!!! They probably sent a letter after watching this to Aulë that read, "Can you please destroy them so they don't mess anything else up?" XD

[@GullibleTarget]

@@nataleighjones4596 Eru permitted the dwarves to be kept alive as a race so the other Valar just had to deal; it was the will of Eru. I remember something about Yavanna complaining to Aulë about it: "all good an well but they are messing up my trees"

[@shadowsteed15]

@@GullibleTarget Yeah they did actually talk about it after Aule told her about the Dwarves, because Yavanna was concerned that the Dwarves will cut down her tress for wood, but Aule told her that the children of Ilúvatar, Men and Elves, would use the wood of the trees too, she was very distressed about that and went to talk to Manwe, and he then got a message from Ilúvatar himself about the future creation of the Ents that would guard the forests against enyone who would want to abuse them. :)

[@blizzaire08]

1) that's Brett! 2) Elrond was bout 2 seconds away from going "Mr. Anderson..."

[@92positivelyemerald]

Have you seen Austenland? Brett is in it. Because there's a scene towards the end where another character says to him "What? Couldn't get a job in the hobbit?" And I burst out laughing because he actually was in the hobbit!

[@phoebekramer8561]

ahahaha MR ANDERSONNNNNN xd. its a great actor

[@bretthess6376]

Are you sure that's me? I thought I was taller......

[@MsCristian04]

now i understand why elves don't get along with dwarfs.

[@AlexCoombes123]

Elronds thinking “it’s only a blink in the life of an elf, it’s only a blink in the lift of the elf.... it’s only... oh cmmoooponnnnnn”

[@heavy_metal_nurse343]

"I feel like I'm at a funeral!" - Nori "Did somebody die?" - Oin I love it! XD LMAO

[@simonenoll7219]

the music is not mine bruce springsteen must be there -or not !!!!!????? what the elfs say ??????????

[@netherfreakultima4498]

XDDD

[@RedGeist]

The look on the elves' faces was priceless, "Why do I have to deal with this sh*t?!?"

[@billymichaels9995]

at first I thought after all the food throwing Elrond was going to stand up and yell: ENOUGH!!

[@Wolfsbane909]

they don't eat green food anyways. lol

[@billymichaels9995]

lol

[@ichbinda3000]

well, i thought thorin would do that...

[@billymichaels9995]

I thought bombur or bofur would XD

[@jenifer1638]

Elrond is way way way too patient for Elf standard

[@Tony-ol5hs]

Everyone r so done with them 🤣🤣🤣Elrond is so patient, the dwarves remind me of Thor and the elves remind me of Loki 😂❤️

[@FoxNHound]

I absolutely love that poor little Bilbo is just awkwardly sitting there next to the dwarves like: “I don’t know these people.”

[@19jacinta88]

Seriously, Lindir has the best "these dwarves disgust me!"-face ever!

[@KakarotKattalakis]

2:07 Thorin dancing. I am so done. XD

[@IcyAshes4]

More like dancing and trying to hide that he is xD

[@ant4647]

Lol I died from laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@joocymangoes]

And drinking too! 😂😂😂

[@gowatchhoya-angelmv7307]

KakarotKattalakis lmaoooo i just noticed😂😂😂😂😂

[@africaisacontinent2149]

😂 😂 nice catch

[@chickknightgreenleaf820]

I bet Elrond never thought he will see that scene in his entire 3000 year of living

[@hiswayservicesblog9288]

As Genie said in the new Aladdin movie, "In ten thousand years, I have NEVER been that embarrassed!"

[@walover165]

Elrond's much older than that by now - at least six and a half thousand years old, probably closer to seven.

[@Naej35790]

@@walover165 Exactly, Elrond is 6 thousands years old.

[@There_N_back_Again]

That song is written by Bilbo baggins and sung by Frodo at the Green dragon. He sung it one time, and the bargoers ask for an encore. Frodo stood on the table, began his encore.. slipped and the ring fell on his finger. Poof he vanished in front of everyone. That is when he first met Strider.

[@foundationsofsapphiresbysa151]

Actually, he did that after chatting with Strider, who told him to do something about Pippin telling the story of Bilbo’s disappearance at his 111th birthday party.

[@smc1942]

Well, this explains my family! We must be descended from Dwarven stock! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Except for me. There was an Elf mixed in there somewhere along the way!

[@NatureIsAwesomeGermany]

Lindir, your face is still killing me here XDD

[@simonenoll7219]

your are alive i hope so !???

[@justsomeonewhopopsupeveryw1444]

Not to mention Kili’s fantastic aim

[@normannorman1842]

Frodo is great, who is that?

[@LiberumFatalis]

@@simonenoll7219 are you alive?

[@littlestleaf7386]

Lindir just looks so scared at the end xD

[@hermitsunite953]

Poor Lindir doesn't just isn't good with Dwarfs.

[@mordreddriud2455]

If you look closely Lord Elrond and Lindir are moving to the beat. Elrond is moving his arm and Lindir is moving is head.

[@phoebekramer8561]

hahahahah i have seen a lot good comments here, but this one wins xd

[@SnarkyZazu]

The fact that Bofur dances on the pedestal where Frodo places the One Ring really makes it even more perfect

[@OffbeatWorlds]

Kili: They're all high cheekbones Dude, have you checked a mirror lately?

[@umiazuma5022]

Lindir, you poor, traumatized creature xD

[@HaleLightning]

I feel so bad for him ughh the feels he could be an easy target to the dwarfs and do worse than laugh at him

[@umiazuma5022]

I feel bad for him because he's not only traumatized because of the dwarf attack, but because he has to do all the crap Elrond doesn't wanna do.

[@HaleLightning]

Umi Azuma Yeah it's hard to be on his position , poor boy

[@Eleni1002]

LOL look at Lindir at 1:50

[@riavasco]

Hahaha He's just trying so hard to keep a straight face XD

[@Eleni1002]

That's what I thought!

[@TuptuśSadełko]

+Sophia Will loool, priceless xD

[@Eleni1002]

He's trying to remain...elvish

[@lilpotatozrcool1142]

"Elrond... Please.... Give them some bloody bounderies...... I'm going to cry..."

[@arawn1061]

elrond: ah well i have seen worse lindir: how can things be worse than this? elrond: lindir did u know elros?

[@masa461]

well, given that Elros was his twin brother, shouldn't that be “We've done worse”?

[@feanor1488]

Elrond:"Have you heard of the Sons of Feanor and the Thrid Kinslaying?"

[@RachelOgden-nc9gb]

​@@feanor14882:25

[@catherinedoblar548]

Kili has a thing for elves since the beginning 💀🤚

[@potaterjim]

"These are the descendants of the house of Durin! They're noble, decent folk. And uh...A hobbit." "A hobbit? And uh...what does he do?" "He uh...steals things." "..." "I mean, not _your_ things!"

[@dnsimmons1able]

I love how the other elves,like the one playing the harp are like "who in the hell invited these uncouth mofos?"

[@TaekoHikeshi]

It's funny because in the book it's the other way around! XD The elves are the ones that go crazy dancing!

[@tonimaestre96]

+Drakina Slugwrath Yeah, the elves mock singing about Thorin's beard and Bilbo fatness

[@chillsis1650]

@@TaekoHikeshi yeah but they werent standing on tables and throwing food they were just mocking

[@WadeWilson-]

Elves are cool but dwarves party rule.

[@karinefonte516]

+Pucadupr Yeah, but see if they did it in Beorn's cottage...

[@Evy2526]

The funny thing is that when I read the book it seems like it was the opposite. Dwarves were very serious and stiff, while elves were happy and playful like children at least many of them. I seem to remember them welcoming the dwarves by singing and teasing them from the trees while the dwarves were annoyed at this playfulness.

[@frostbittenskater995]

@@Evy2526 it's true! I remember reading in the hobbit that elves (especially woodland elves), were very lively and playful at their feasts

[@gomongio]

Savages..... and you all blaming the Elven-king Thranduil for acting the way he is!! LOL

[@lisaasgeirsdottir7654]

Well to be fair it's one thing to have bad table manners and deliberately refusing medical aid to those in dire need.

[@coulissart]

In this scene: The Dwarves = The Hobbit trilogy The Elves = Tolkien's fans Gandalf = The guy who loves both Tolkien's literature and Jackson's Lord of the Rings adaptation and desperately tries to enjoy The Hobbit trilogy as well

[@alittlerayofpitchblack6305]

The dwarves looked at Elrond and say how gentle he was and thought “Eh Thranduil gonna be the same!” Boy, did they have another thing coming.

[@avalineoboed163]

2:05 Thorin trying not to laugh... 2:09 tapping his foot to the beat... SECRET PARTY DWARF

[@Matrix-iy1fo]

Why is it that Rivendell is so patient and generous whereas Woodland Realm so stuck up and unforgiving?

[@Tamaki742]

Because of Thranduil maybe?

[@lulzalfest]

Different elven cultures. It's like asking why people act different in different parts of a country.

[@lbroderick783]

Can you imagine the dwarves pulling a stunt like this in Woodland Realm? I would love to see Thranduil's reaction to something like this! Somehow, I don't think he would be as understanding!

[@TheKiwiOfDoom]

It's a fact that the different Elven Realms have different policies and different cultures. Rivendell, Mirkwood and Lothlórien all have distinctively different styles and manners. Rivendell has always been the most worldly and open of the Elven Kingdoms and Elrond the most forgiving and patient Lord. Mirkwood however is quite different, quite conservative and unforgiving in it's ways - like Thranduil himself. And Lothlórien is a totally different matter all together. Otherworldly, neverending wisdom and gracefully mysterious. Elf does not equal Elf in Tolkien's universe.

[@TheKiwiOfDoom]

***** I agree to an extent though I believe that's putting it a little too simply. The different Elven Realms are separated by their different subraces and origins as well which is bound to result in different ideologies. Imladris (Rivendell) with Elrond and his Half-Elven lineage that have to choose between the Gift of Man and immortality are bound to be liberal - also known for their healing prowess (hippocratic oath even here). The Greenwood Ideology is strongly influenced by the small amount of Sindar Elves (Oropher's line) that rule the majority of Silvan Elves (mostly warriors) which live in the most volatile Elven Realm by far. They have to be stoic and conservative to survive. And lastly, Lothlorien is the proverbial melting-pot of Elvendom - built by Nandor, enriched by Sindar and Noldor Elves and protected by the Silvan Galadhrim. When so many different Elven cultures live together in a symbiotic environment, enlightenment and moderation are bound to play a vital part in their ideology. In general it's hard to simplify the cultural aspects of Elvenkind since their origins, their mythology and their intricate familial relations render distinctions quite complicated. And political terms are always ... off, somehow when Elves are concerned.

[@anagabrielaq5869]

If I was Bilbo I would totally be like: "I don't know who the hell they are , the just brought me along with them without my consentiment" - seriously I would be so embarrassed in the presence of Lord Elrond an elven lord

[@TheDorianTube]

One of the dwarfs sitting there laughing and throwing food is the future Lord of Moria. Trade royalty for royalty. Choose the dwarf lol

[@seleyav.7101]

At this very moment I wouldn't be embarrassed, I would have fun with all the others. After this (in the evening or after all have cooled down) I would think "What the heck have I done!!!!!". But it was funny.

[@toxic-exner]

2:08 *THORIN DANCING, OH MY GOD*

[@azron4537]

They have spoiled the lord elrond kindness.. 🤣🤣Well lord elrond friends with the Durin folks since the last alliance.. That's why he know how the dwarf behaving..

[@vickyd3100]

lol Elrond's face is hilarious he's like wtf

[@Celestiiad]

I MADE UR 100TH LIKE :O

[@Celestiiad]

bruh what. someone unliked

[@alyctus]

1:51 Gandalf's awkward face LOL he's like "oh damn"

[@HawkinaBox]

Best look ever!

[@lilpotatozrcool1142]

He's stress eating probably.

[@Primaltreeman]

Lindir expression = priceless

[@shadi6484]

lmao Elrond would be like *perhaps i should've thrown y'all in dungeons just like Thranduil did*

[@ambertopolewski3743]

I'm loving the fact that Thorin can be seen dancing in this.

[@MercurialRed9]

LOL the dwarves are so uncouth, and a tad disrespectful given they are guests in someone else's home.

[@lbroderick783]

Agree, but they were so funny to watch! I just love them and all the fun they have!

[@CelebrianUndomiel]

I was thinking that when I was watching this scene. It's like..they took you in and gave you food and stuff, show a little bit of respect for their home.

[@bindair_dundat]

It's not like they wanted to be there. They wanted to avoid Rivendell at all costs.

[@CelebrianUndomiel]

Wlarius well thorin did, for pretty silly reasons that boil down to "ugh elves" :P

[@bindair_dundat]

***** Regardless of the reasons, it is a different kind of situation from being normal guests. You can't expect them to be polite when they were tricked into being guests at a hated place by a hated people. Elves, although tolerate them, show little love for dwarves for the exact same reason dwarves don't like elves. They were normal guests in Bilbo's home, and they acted entirely differently.

[@rainbowbinocular]

Elrond: (in elvish) That has yet to be decided... *seess dwarfs bathing* They're going to be leaving right now....

[@Loxias1989]

😂😂😂

[@thorinoakensheild3814]

-I love how Thorin's just standing there drinking. what do you suppose hes thinking?-

[@RedShadowMedia]

Probably be like Scar from the Lion King by saying, "I'm surrounded by idiots...'

[@thorinoakensheild3814]

Red ShadowMedia -most likely-

[@thorinoakensheild3814]

Red ShadowMedia -since I rp him I have an inner thorin. I find where I once could I cannot stand to watch gold sick Thorin.-

[@RedShadowMedia]

Thorin Oakensheild Same

[@somegingerguy4242]

If you look closely, he's stomping his foot to the tune. Thorin's not so stoic after all.

[@vsGoliath96]

Elrond is literally tens of thousands of years old, the son of Earendial and Elwing, descendant of Men, Elves, and Maiar, partially raised by the only halfway redeemable son of Feanor. He is absolutely not paid enough to put up with your shit.

[@hannabaal150]

About 6,500, still very old.

[@sonofosirishorus3863]

Gandalf is truly to blame. He brought the dwarves to Bilbo's home and Rivendell, and acted like it was no big deal that they are disrespectful and ungrateful. His attitude is almost like "tear up the place, eat everything, drink all of their wine" to the dwarves, and "who cares, get over it" to Bilbo and Elrond

[@rithrius5384]

And when Bilbo requested for Gandalf and the dwarves to kindly fuck off, Gandalf said "lol no".

[@sonofosirishorus3863]

@@rithrius5384 Absolutely! Hell, Gandalf brought the dwarves to both places without permission nor invitation. I love Gandalf.....my fave, but he was a disrespectful bitch socially