Oh damn, I somehow missed the "YTP" in the title and thought this was a video essay about why the hobbit movies were really bad (as in, a catastrophe). Man was I confused for the first one and a half minutes of this, before I checked the title again! I watched it anyway, and had a great time, even though it wasn't what I had expected :)
@narcleptik4 жыл бұрын
The movies were amazing except near the end of the series
@DustGamezX4 жыл бұрын
You could say you went in for an "unexpected" journey....hah....hah....
@tiaaaron32784 жыл бұрын
@@narcleptik The Dwarves were made so dumb in Hobbit trilogy.
@_Sylvain_4 жыл бұрын
Sit doooown!
@tiaaaron32784 жыл бұрын
@Rather Chilling Gimli was a buffoon in books. He actually got into a fight with Éomer because Éomer wouldn't declare Galadriel the fairest of all. Gimli nearly sabotaged their mission in Edoras by nearly killing Gríma just because the Wormtongue called Gaaldriel a sorceress. At some point, Gimli complains about being useless, which means he did jackshit in Amon Hen. After Gandalf's fall, Gimli wanted to see Durin's Stone, not caring at all the orcs ar won their trials and the Fellowship needed to run away. There are countless examples of Gimli making a fool of himself in books. Also his friendship with Legolas sucks. His obsession with Galadriel is creepy. Overall, he's super unlikable. In fact, Jackson's version of Gimli was a much needed improvement. Gimli doesn't hinder the mission in Moria, he kicks ass, he helped Aragorn in Amon Hen, he saved Aragorn in Helm's Deep, he has a personality, his love for Galadriel is pure and adorable and not creepy, his friendship with Legolas is genuine and real. Keep in mind Gimli's screentime is probably half the screentime of Hobbit dwarves. And what are the dwarves in Hobbit? Thirteen interchangeable fools? Jackson literally had a three-hour-long prologue to the story in order to flesh out these bunch and all of it is wasted on bullshit. Twenty mintues in Bag-End were wasted to show how rude and nasty they are. Ten minutes were wasted in Rivendell to show how rude and nasty the dwarves are. Thirty minutes wasted on terrible comic relief and we still have zero understanding of these guys as individuals. If that's not an insult to dwarves, I don't know what is. It's Hobbit dwarves that are used for cheap storytelling including bad comic relief. What the hell is the dwarfish pride?! Terrible table manners? Excessive eating habits? Zero self-awareness? Kíli's shitty romance? Underdeveloped characters? Thorin's terrible whining? Excessive greed and no redemptive quality? Awful action scenes? Inconsistent power feats? Half-dimensional personalities? Thorin's repetitive whining and garbage angst isn't pride. It's bad writing. Thorin is a terrible character. His arc is unclear, his redemption is ruined and he never earned the praise he's given. Also he's a terrible commander. He splits company in Ravenhill, the enemy's lair. He fights Azog like a dumbass. It was in the books where he had a proper, beautiful end. The movies completely ruined it. Then there is freaking Fíli and Kíli. The audience forgot those two were supposed to be Thorin's nephew. There was no moment of genuine affection between the three of them. All those memes about Fíli being forgotten are legit as hell. The only half-decent dwarf characters in The Hobbit trilogy were Balin and James Nesbitt.
@george520668 жыл бұрын
I'M TRYING TO ROB YOU!
@barbaro2678 жыл бұрын
+Prince of Epirus **chucks a grenade into the house**
@dr.bright62726 жыл бұрын
@@barbaro267 good luck robbing him when all his shits blown up eh?
@adamchavez70954 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Gandalf peeks through the window saying "I'm trying to rob you!"
@Ian1329 Жыл бұрын
I want to C Thorin scream DRAGONN! at Bilbo's party
@turnburn266 жыл бұрын
"Do we know each other?" *DWALIN*
@truesoulghost27773 жыл бұрын
He traveled north to a meeting of DWALIN.
@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
I guess they know each other
@Lord_Of_The_WhoLock2 ай бұрын
*D W A L I N*
@ziggalicious5 жыл бұрын
"we appear to be one KILI short." "he is late is all, he traveled north to a meeting of DWALIN."
@thepurplecrabapocalypse89533 жыл бұрын
I loved that!
@james9258 жыл бұрын
''Shit he's here.... Gandalf, NOPE you can't come in you've come to the wrong house, (Door Closes)... I am betrayed!!'' completely lost it
@tiaaaron32784 жыл бұрын
"I am betrayed!" Thorin in every movie
@dovdorith81483 жыл бұрын
XDDD me too
@coldasifneveraskedthemoon74018 ай бұрын
That was so good😂😂❤️
@VeryOldEngine9 жыл бұрын
THAT'LL BE THE DOOR
@NH-nv4tj9 жыл бұрын
THE DOOR.
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld9 жыл бұрын
+criggle190 THE DOOR.
@NH-nv4tj9 жыл бұрын
WildKatGirl Miaow THAT'LL BE THE DWALIN.
@hauxiii33208 жыл бұрын
+criggle190 then the censored xD
@kriseriksen77068 жыл бұрын
HODOR.
@Tobo2263 жыл бұрын
2:00 Can you imagine two dwarfs just walking in his house and start banging right in front of bilbo 😂😂
@GRasputin91 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to interrupt..
@fahrenheit21016 ай бұрын
"You're shorter and wider than last we met"
@creepycasta94304 ай бұрын
Oh damn dude, don’t remind me of the extremest of gay chicken duels ever to be had. The noices. The almost constant strained sounds of “no homo” Never seen a dwarf mini man handle a bloke thrice his own size. Have something much better now, dwarf fucking in ASMR format. Fuck a cursed sentence
@BBBHuey9 жыл бұрын
5:17 I completely lost it at 'Mr Faggins' XD Brilliant!
@rehow9981 Жыл бұрын
He looks more like burger
@michaelaaron-genisys7 ай бұрын
"Tell me Mr. Faggins 😂😂
@andreamorim73658 жыл бұрын
"I'm afraid... burger... got any chips?" ahahah
@polari52078 жыл бұрын
sit down
@laureline47743 жыл бұрын
I bust out laughing EVERY TIME at that part.
@MRiizvii7869 жыл бұрын
The screaming "BILBO" and "BAGGINS" omg this was on point 10/10
@MX.Unicorn19995 жыл бұрын
rx that should of been in the movie
@josefmilly6 жыл бұрын
5:29 They all just suddenly start roasting Bilbo My sides have been obliterated
@nolovedivision38826 жыл бұрын
Joseph Lim he looks more like a *BURGUH*
@krisnorge58308 жыл бұрын
Gandalf at the windows is scary as fuck ! "Bilbo..." "BILBO!!!" "I'm Gandalf." "I'm trying to rob you!" Somewhere in a ytp with Gandalf looking through the windows there needs to be a "Good morning!"
@SuperSlashLesPaul8 жыл бұрын
You can find it in the YTP "an incomprehensible journey"
@whisperedflame69528 жыл бұрын
Can't tell which is better. This one or an incomprehensible journey.
@mydarkterrors8 жыл бұрын
without doubt, both are just brilliant :D
@The_Chosen_Heretic8 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with both.
@Frserthegreenengine8 жыл бұрын
I find An Incomprehensible Journey funnier, but this is still brilliant.
@fullanalysis937 жыл бұрын
WhisperedFlame Incomprehensible Journey is way funnier, but this one has some good parts
@RawkHawkRockin7 жыл бұрын
Incomprehensible journey has some great parts, but it contains too much looping for my tastes. This one is more consistent in my opinion.
@Nattraks8 жыл бұрын
8:38 "You'll have a tale or two to tell to two two your own tale tell tale to tale to two two tell your own tale or tale or to tell your own BILBOOOO!" "Can you promise that I will come back?" "hahahha...NOH!"
@Maesterful5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@Bloodletter85 жыл бұрын
"That's what I thought."
@NH-nv4tj9 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, that is a doilie, not a DOILIE. But it's full of holes! It's supposed to look like that, is crochet. But it's full of holes! It's supposed to look like that that, it's crochet. But it's full of holes! It's supposed to look like that. Holes! Crochet. Holes! Crochet! Holes! Crrrocheeet. A widawonawidawonawidawonawidawona Holes!
@John190assman9 жыл бұрын
+criggle190 *anger infestivities*
@John190assman8 жыл бұрын
***** Feel allright just let me shit quietly for a moment.
@mrzubwolfer7 жыл бұрын
(THX theme!)
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld7 жыл бұрын
+John190 the homicidal maniac You've been shitting quietly for far too long!
@krychur49568 жыл бұрын
HE SAID HE'S AN EXPERT!!! HEHAY!!!
@polari52078 жыл бұрын
now the key is mine now hahahahaja
@dr.bright62725 жыл бұрын
What good is an expert when there's no way into the mountain?
@marcogypaetus96073 жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 That, my dear Balin, is not entirely true.
@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
@@marcogypaetus9607 there's no way into the mountain.
@marcogypaetus96073 жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 That is not true
@ZMonsterOfDarkness9 жыл бұрын
Good morning. Good morning. Good morniiiiiiing.
@spootot9 жыл бұрын
I'm Gandalf :D
@Metal-Man-20009 жыл бұрын
+Taurus Bear Good morning
@LoathingEditor9 жыл бұрын
+Joe Ball BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!!
@ZeDerpADerp8 жыл бұрын
+Loathing Editor I'm trying to rob you!
@LoathingEditor8 жыл бұрын
+ZeDerpinator Oh.
@supermovies46258 жыл бұрын
"He said he's an experet! hehey!!!"
@Paragon136 жыл бұрын
Supermovies "No, no. I've never stolen a thing in my life." "He said he's an expert! Hehey!"
@Yujin27Gameplay6 жыл бұрын
"Ay the wild is no place for gentlefolk who can neither fight nor fook themselves" "HE SAYS HE'S AN EXPERT!" "hehey!"
@dr.bright62725 жыл бұрын
What good is an expert when there's no way into the mountain?
@pornhub15985 жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 there is no fucking way into the mountain
@dr.bright62725 жыл бұрын
@@pornhub1598 I agree
@01halle9 жыл бұрын
There's always a censored gay bit hahahahahaha
@allaltitudeproductions4545 жыл бұрын
as soon as i saw "censored" i just like immediately clicked until it was gone . . . and then went back to listen to it and i regret it so much now
@rassest5 жыл бұрын
THEY just had do didint they
@reallyannoyingguy66254 жыл бұрын
Not Only Gay, But Alabama, They Are Brothers, You Know
@ethanii75444 жыл бұрын
_oh now fill it up brother_
@noalina85013 жыл бұрын
Haha😂
@shibamashups9 жыл бұрын
There is NO WAY into the Mountain!
@Szibenwaro9 жыл бұрын
+Peter Walker There is no FUCKING way into the Mountain!
@JClayton19949 жыл бұрын
CHEESE KNIFE
@Billy-gq1yf9 жыл бұрын
+JClayton 1994 good mourning
@FreedomPuppy9 жыл бұрын
+JClayton 1994 That'll be the door.
@Billy-gq1yf9 жыл бұрын
+JClayton 1994 What is that sad song called, your the only channel i've seen use it
@nth45125 жыл бұрын
7:36 "Think furnace with holes" That should really of been: "Think furnace with... cheese knife!"
@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
@@rudyelf this is Cheese Knife, a kickass blade foraged by Elvis
@FatherKapnos2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 i prefer the "Ham cleaver"
@arvedbohn61335 жыл бұрын
3:01 "Mr. Gandalf!" "Hmmm?" "A little glass of red wine?" *"NO!!!"*
@narcleptik4 жыл бұрын
MR GANDALF
@Thebrinkofchaos18 жыл бұрын
"He was so large he could fart" *died*
@joshuaharney11813 жыл бұрын
Well he could
@rehow9981 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuaharney1181 I do believe you made that up
@THEdominicmitchell8 жыл бұрын
when gandalf swears it's sound so natural. could you get us some more fucking light. Thorin cuntshield
@Rodan7277 жыл бұрын
littletubs dwalin
@tjsmith83488 жыл бұрын
Shit. He's here.
@Lyphian928 жыл бұрын
+Tj Smith Good, I thought he will never cum
@dr.bright62725 жыл бұрын
Now Gandalf won't be able to keep the key he stole.
@truesoulghost27773 жыл бұрын
@Bilal Khalid lol
@hewhositsuponfroggychair57224 жыл бұрын
*Closes door on Thorin* "I am betrayed!"
@purpleguy32078 жыл бұрын
1:01 "I'm trying to rob you"
@aztec-gold89049 жыл бұрын
"i'm gandalf!" "i'm trying to rob you!" of course i'll let you in! :D
@aztec-gold89049 жыл бұрын
And the crochet arguement had me in tears xDD
@WingedEternitys4 жыл бұрын
“I’m afraid!” “Burger.” “Got any chips?” **intense farting** 7:22
@Veyron722skyhook2 жыл бұрын
"Sit down!"
@kingokane9 жыл бұрын
It was never explained, what were they doing in Bilbo's kitchen?
@JClayton19949 жыл бұрын
+kingokane Having fun.
@Maesterful6 жыл бұрын
Destroying the plumbing
@samhamsord79424 жыл бұрын
2:00
@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
Tracking mud, pillaging, all but destroying the plumbing and more
@marcogypaetus96073 жыл бұрын
Blunting knives, bending forks, smashing bottles and burning corks, chipping glasses and cracking plates.
@shoaibdayaji46799 жыл бұрын
This was a sick vid man the censored part made me lmao
@RZIisRaw9 жыл бұрын
Its not a JClayton1994 KZbin Poop without censored fucking going on xD
@emboenthusiast32135 жыл бұрын
"Bilbo BAGGINS allow me to introduce the leader of our company: Thorin cuntshield" I totally lost it😂😂😂😂
@pureo_nikku6 жыл бұрын
"Aye, the wild is no place for gentle folk who can neither fight nor fook themselves."
@harryemmott85979 жыл бұрын
"That'll be the door" "at your sus-eh" " di-dee, di-dee" and many more classic line from this drug fueled hallucination...
@thornwalker46559 жыл бұрын
The censored part hahahahahah xD
@chaing-kai-shek28629 жыл бұрын
+Rock Crusader ikr
@ohdamn45838 жыл бұрын
Mahaw haaaa OH OH OH OH THAT'L BE THE DOOR
@wasiegwebu33718 жыл бұрын
+Heather King LOL :D
@Macintoshman98 жыл бұрын
OH OH OH
@yourmom-yv2xk8 жыл бұрын
Dyson Thornwalker OH
@dr.bright62726 жыл бұрын
The status of the kitchen seems to be Bilbo's main concern in the first 4 minutes
@nycot1075 жыл бұрын
"We appear to be one Kili short" "Oh they're quite a Kili gathering, once you get used to them"
@TheShortsCraft9 жыл бұрын
"You've been sh*tting quietly for far too long" 😂😂 excellent work this was Hillarious!
@kururin559 жыл бұрын
The belching scene had me in tears. Good job man.
@Inwaagh9 жыл бұрын
man, you're simply EXPERT
@JClayton19949 жыл бұрын
He said I'm an EXPERT! HeHeeee!
@dr.bright62725 жыл бұрын
@@JClayton1994 got any chips?
@nolovedivision38825 жыл бұрын
JClayton 1994 sHiT he is here
@Isla-er1yu9 жыл бұрын
*Creeper appears at the door* ''Nope, you can't come in. You've got the wrong house.'' *Shuts door in Creepers face* *Sad piano plays*
@JClayton19949 жыл бұрын
+Isla Hansen I did have a very similar idea in mind when editing this xD
@Isla-er1yu9 жыл бұрын
Oh cool XD
@boristhedoggo96905 жыл бұрын
4:56 Thorin: Gandalf. Bilbo: Nope! You can't come in. You've come to the wrong house! (Shuts door) Thorin: I've been betrayed!
@ChaseMC2154 жыл бұрын
Bilbo is quite a dick
@jarrettwhitlow87002 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the beginning where bilbo’s so high off that pipe that he’s up in the stratosphere, and he just looks straight through Gandalf and walks away
@bofurthedwarf Жыл бұрын
Who cares if one more light
@z3nr3x189 жыл бұрын
BILBO BAGGINS!
@crimfright70287 жыл бұрын
"That is a doily, not a doily!" "But it's full of holes!" "It's supposed to look like that, it's crochet" "But it's full of holes!" "It's supposed to look like that, it's crochet" "But it's full of holes!" "Crochet" "Holes" "Crochet" "Holes" "Crochet" "Holes"
@fiends89083 жыл бұрын
Oh, and a wonderfulafinnawonderfulafinnawonderful game it is too! If you've got the HOLES! *ANGER INTENSIFIES*
@Tftmt2 жыл бұрын
A copy of the book "Holes" should have showed up at some point
@GRasputin914 жыл бұрын
The ability to fart does not depend on one's largeness, Gandalf 🙄
@dopeddeer18185 жыл бұрын
”Mr Gandalf, a little glass of red wine? ”NOOOO”
@nolovedivision38826 жыл бұрын
*closes door* "I'V BEEN BETRAYED"
@jamon81397 жыл бұрын
HE SAID HE'S AN EXPERT! HEYHE!
@WorldWalker1287 жыл бұрын
I can tell you had fun making this. I had fun watching this. Mostly. Vast majority.
@ZTRCTGuy7 жыл бұрын
''Did you know that your great great great great great great great great great uncle was so large, he could fart?'' ''yes...'' ''Well he could!'' ''I do believe you've made that up...'' haha
@Obidiahtrits3 жыл бұрын
“I’m trying to rob you” 😭😭😂😂
@reginaldweasley24015 жыл бұрын
"BILBO!!! My dear fellow, let us have a little more FUCKING light!" 05:55
@honestlyidk67043 жыл бұрын
It’s the “I am betrayed” that got me 😂😂😂😂
@EeniThesian666 жыл бұрын
Its a good Poop if my stomach hurts every 5 seconds
@Bloodletter85 жыл бұрын
What I like about your comment is that you could be talking about KZbin Poop or actually taking a shit and it's accurate wither way.
@drip92105 жыл бұрын
@@Bloodletter8 what the fuck tho lmao
@sf78099 жыл бұрын
Bilbo! I'm trying to rob you 😂😂😂 this is brilliant your so good at this 👌
@sigma-erebus5 жыл бұрын
legend says he is still running after the horses shouting "WAIT!"
@GioTheVax Жыл бұрын
I always find myself coming back to this one. And one of my verbal tics which has developed is from this, randomly saying "Dwalin" and calling random things "Kili"
@MadaraUchiha-tf3im7 жыл бұрын
"do we know each other?" "dwalin"
@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
Shortest way of saying yes if I've ever heard one
@joeharris54209 жыл бұрын
8:14 The famous JClayton sad scene
@Rockislush9 жыл бұрын
Oh YESSS here we go! I've been waiting! Thanks!
@loonygoldfish9 жыл бұрын
Omg this is exactly what I needed right now xD thank you! This is amazing!
@beardedgreek90693 жыл бұрын
"I am trying to rob you" *throws grenade* Alright that's it, subscribed.
@magicmulgar74463 жыл бұрын
The light of Durin's day shines on the entrance: *"that'll be the door"* Frodo, Sam, and Gollum arive at the Black gate: *"that'll be the door"* Gandalf gets the door to Moria open: *"that'll be the door"* The Orcs batter into Minas Tirith: *"that'll be the door"* The troll breaks into Balin's tomb: *"that'll be the door"*
@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
Looks like they found the door. It's a way into the mountain
@ChaseMC215 Жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 There is no fucking way into the mountain
@dr.bright6272 Жыл бұрын
@@ChaseMC215 that is not entirely true
@Navak_8 жыл бұрын
You'll have a tale or two to tell to a tailor or two too.
@mrzubwolfer7 жыл бұрын
"So, this is the Hobbit" Thorin breaks the fourth wall, LIKE A F*CK*NG BOSS!
@michaelaaron-genisys7 ай бұрын
That's right, bruh 😎
@theorisingmatrix_mouse89917 жыл бұрын
I got my results from the doctor just now I'm a Bag In Box.
@joshharrington8616 жыл бұрын
“I’m Gandalf! I’m trying to rob you”
@bekkerthesokuangeldragon6810 ай бұрын
"I'm Gandalf., i am trying to rob you..." Other guys: "AT YOUR SUSSEH"
@psyenergy19 жыл бұрын
Been missing you and your poops Jason Thank you!
@StanShunpike-cs6un2 жыл бұрын
2:07 best scene
@thepurplecrabapocalypse89533 жыл бұрын
I love how Ori stands up and Dori just looks at Nori like, "who on earth taught him to talk like that???"
@andrewschingel42949 жыл бұрын
You have the best YTPs on KZbin. Keep up the good work!
@pentatron31274 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for that "BILBO BAGGINNSSSSS" XD
@CivicSTS6 жыл бұрын
6:22 I cant take it any more, I'm fuckin cryin over here
@sandrahenriksson62578 жыл бұрын
2:39 XD So cute but hilarious!
@JoshuaRawson358 жыл бұрын
Fantastic KZbin poop here,very well done in making this,this is the funniest hobbit poop I've ever seen and now I'm in stitches laughing at this,hope you make more great poops like this.kind regards Josh :),😂😂😂
@samsterx7779 жыл бұрын
This is the best Hobbit one I've seen!
@frautic5458 жыл бұрын
The creeper at then end tho😂
@felixy62238 жыл бұрын
"That'll be the door." i lost it XD
@mitche50078 ай бұрын
Peter Jackson is gonna be really upset when he finds out that Gandalf is throwing live grenades into his Hobbiton sets :)
The beginning is basically any introvert being approached
@erenyeager38293 жыл бұрын
Me in a nutshell
@hydrominousrex61247 жыл бұрын
"he said hes an expert hhehehehehehehehheheheh"' im dead 😂
@MsBakaProductions4 жыл бұрын
Dori just repeating mr.Gandalf in the chaos.. somehow so funny
@bonemech50004 жыл бұрын
"Gandalf-" "nope! You can't come in, you've come to the wrong house" "....... I am betrayed!"
@iforgot878726 жыл бұрын
OMG dude when Gandalf keeps showing up in the window. Also the edit at 2:58 is amazing. Sorry I didn't see this earlier! I fell out of activity in the YTP community for a while. And later Gandalf is like "When did Raping Young Boys become so important to you?" Oh my god so fucked up I lol'd.
@thepurplecrabapocalypse89533 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a house full of Kilis and Dwalin running the Kili only meeting
@thepurplecrabapocalypse89533 жыл бұрын
I always get a crack at Kilis face when thorin knocks on the door. He looks like he chewed his tongue by accident bc he was laughing too hard
@sauronikov92548 жыл бұрын
0:51 i lost it LOLOL!
@Θεμις-ξ1μ4 жыл бұрын
Omg sameee
@jokerdust42985 жыл бұрын
5:17 Broke the fourth wall didn’t ya Thorin lol 😂
@theorisingmatrix_mouse89917 жыл бұрын
So many Kili's. All the Fili's died. And thorin should've been the last kili
@narcleptik4 жыл бұрын
What?
@lagrangepoint93862 жыл бұрын
"The wild is no place for gentle folk who can neither fight nor fuck themselves." That is very true. It's why I stay in the city.
@lol-tk3bt4 жыл бұрын
0:30 my introverted ass when someone tries to talk to me
@informedconsumer52933 жыл бұрын
Forcibly anyway
@gnorris10 Жыл бұрын
OMG WTF did I just stumble across.............I have not laughed this hard and for so long in years. Thanks for that
@12yearmindmovies3 жыл бұрын
5:00 I've been betrayed....
@cornelius2227 Жыл бұрын
Gandalf showing the key to the mountain. 🗝️🗻 “Who gave you by this?” “I took it off your father. It is mine now.” *Laughter* 😄 Ahahahaha.
@Justii59524 жыл бұрын
1:48 *Ringing* Dwalin: That will be the Door *Ringing again* Dwalin: That will be the Door *More Ringing Again* Dwalin: The Door *Even more Ringing* Dwalin: That will be the Dwalin