The Horniest Christmas Ever | Minecraft Gartic Phone

[@monteb6276]

The hat films weighing things streams are always my favorite part of jingle jam. I look forward to them all year long

[@LarryRouse]

underrated comment. we need a hat films weighing things stream

[@dudekazoo]

Remember when they weighed a kilogram of steel and a kilogram of feathers? Classic hatfilms.

[@Sorc47]

They should have done this without explaining anything and acting like it's completely normal.

[@KuueenKumi]

That feels like something you'd see in a fever dream

[@SmokeLauncher]

Imagine what cursed thing Nina would have built if she were here. Also loved Duncan's drunk Santa.

[@crazysupernovagaming3638]

I'd imagine it would involve furries.

[@SmokeLauncher]

@@crazysupernovagaming3638 almost certainly.

[@internetonsetadd]

Zylus is beginning to believe... in his own imagination. All it took was some really filthy Christmas shit.

[@FAMESLAYER]

Zylus showing Mousie his build was amazing 😂

[@blockchaaain]

​@@goldbirdie no it was not 😅 15:25

[@goldcakes]

@@goldbirdie Not exactly the word I would use, but ok.

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

what did they say? @@blockchaaain

[@_Uhtcaru]

Man I can't wait for next years Hat Films Weighing Things stream

[@ryangross5446]

for a second i was like, have they done some kind of weighing things video before years ago? ben wtf haha

[@TyphlosionGirl]

Of course thats my favorite part

[@jayilham6548]

"What's your favourite Christmas drink?" Everyone: *Alcohol* Boba: Hot Chocolate ☺

[@SH4D0W0733]

They don't know the power of julmust.

[@travishimebaugh8381]

I like my eggnog the way I like my women: rich, thick and creamy.

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

@@travishimebaugh8381 😏🍷

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

hot chocolate is hella better than booze.

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Hot chocolate is the best.

[@Meraidd]

Sounded like everyone had a lot of fun in this one ☺️ i think its amazing that in the "santa passes out drinking too much" one, between the park bench Duncan built and the couch Lewis built, the Santas BOTH have their arm draped over the side. They litterally built the same pose just with a different base and different drink.

[@fosterbennington6405]

Duncan’s mosaic just looks like pleasure elf has a succatron 6000

[@foreng3095]

Is that what VacTrott is supposed to be?

[@kura4674]

This might be one of the funniest Yogcast videos in awhile, I'm dying.

[@TyphlosionGirl]

I actually cackled aloud it was so funny

[@aidanwagar]

Honestly, what ben built out of lewis' prompt at the end is so good for what he had been given

[@Clockwonk]

By the way Zylus did pronounce Gävle wrong.

[@SH4D0W0733]

To be fair, the people living in Gävle don't know how to spell the name of their place. I've been there a few times and the signs say Gavle, Geffle, Gaffle, Gevle, Gävle.

[@puan1211]

@@SH4D0W0733It’s probably for the sake of tourists (since most probably doesn’t know how to pronounce ä) so they try and spell it the way it sounds rather than how it is actually spelled

[@travishimebaugh8381]

Typical dummy-dum Zylus, only speaking eight languages fluently

[@JustAskMeTV101]

He was okay on the ä but not the G

[@dormikdelron]

@@puan1211 Well then they should have spelt it Yavle if it was for tourists.

[@KingOfHarems]

I love that Duncan's censoring just makes it look like he's got a "Special" light

[@benmarshall2440]

Boba's intimate knowledge of the "special" lights was a shock too lol

[@Cheesepuff8]

With windows in it

[@Yasha277]

Fleshlight*

[@thatsingingemu4683]

lewis not seeing santa stuck in a chimney is actually criminal

[@Cheesepuff8]

Tbf a chimney pot would’ve helped

[@tigrafale4610]

I didn't see it either really.

[@georgehh2574]

I didn't see it either, it looks like it's part of the Santa. It needed rims around the chimney.

[@vegladex]

Duncan cackling like a maniac at seeing what his prompt has wrought is my favourite bit 😂

[@kristapsmuravjovs7061]

This is still my favorite Minecraft Gartic phone video - part of that is because of how happy Duncan is about the nsfw chaos he caused

[@stubear89]

Lewis, "WHY IS THIS SO SEXY TODAY?!?" made me spit out my drink

[@artemiskuro1374]

Mrs. Claus and Elf exchange nude christmas cards, meet up to woohoo, get caught by Santa, then Santa gets very drunk and depressed. Great christmas story.

[@Caipiranha89]

And then Mrs Claus is regretful and kicks out the elf, who ends up pleasuring himself.

[@BrendanGeormer]

If only Nilesy knew there was a hay block

[@frscltngdsklght4539]

Hay guys

[@HerculePyro]

If only he'd typed "hay" in the search box like the GOAT zylus

[@Chasmodius]

Ah yes, the Nuremberg defense: "I was just following the prompt!" That always goes over well. As Lewis has shown, you don't have to even _look_ at the prompt if you don't want to!

[@charleswillhite5375]

The two extremes.

[@RabidJohn]

I'm with Duncan - crying with laughter after Santa caught Santa cheating with an Elf.

[@Bagster321]

This has to be the best episode of Gartic Phone Building. The perfect blend of chaos and hilarity.

[@AndresIndoril]

I agree with Boba about the mosaic looking entirely like a fleshlight, but an attempt was made. :P

[@ethos1592]

“HE’S CLAPPING!! WHY IS HE CLAPPING!?!?” That sent me 🤣🤣

[@mark.mazzarella]

Why did it take horny Christmas for Zylus to get good at building…

[@enjikap1217]

the beginning weirdly made me wish for a yogscast Christmas minecraft survival session

[@erraticuk]

I'd love to know the total work hours it takes to make a video like this. A 37 minute that tuck longer in real life with 6 people recording. Then a editor has to watch and mix it all for our enjoyment.

[@Meximagician]

14:45 Zylus is building under duress. Can't argue with those results, though.

[@sam23696]

Nilsey's Santa is actually so good, the use of diagonal works so well.

[@philistineswine]

8:38 When Zylus called him an uncultured swine I felt seen

[@Wyrmaster19]

Definitely need more guest commentary from Mousey, maybe bring in some guest commentary for the judging

[@SwarleyPilgrim]

I cannot WAIT for the Hat Films Weighing Things stream next Jingle Jam 🙏🏻

[@FriendlyKat]

“I want to see Santa’s candy cane! Build it!” - Ben 2023 Amazing stuff. This is what I have come to expect at The Yogscast! Love it! LOL

[@lakersouthpaw]

Ben's Santa building quest giver is adorable

[@Lynkah]

I feel like playing any video game with Lewis would be really frustrating. The amount of times his brain goes "No, I can do something else" in the face of clear and guaranteed instructions, is wild. He's often incompetent when fueled by on his own self certainty, but it's a funny watch at least.

[@thesteelrodent1796]

Zylus confidently pronouncing Gävle wrong... good job Mr Language ;)

[@thatno0b504]

ben's favourite drink is such a dad answer

[@brynley]

Best episode yet. I was in tears. You are all deranged and I love it.

[@overlite_]

You might be happy to know that this year birds have started eating the goat

[@sauronmanly]

Jingle jam karaoke = *grass floor* . Lewis's brain is something else

[@coachlift5260]

For the final Gävle goat build you couldve made a pile of ash 😅😂

[@Rizon1985]

One of the many things the youth have lost. Your class going on the most crazy school trips. We went to a tobacco factory at 10yo. Watching how they made filter cigarettes, cigarillos and cigars. Got presents like matches and automatic rollers after the visit. Next catechesis everyone at the back of the church with dried grass, coloured post-it papers and tape creating aberrations and smoking the most toxic fumes possible.

[@professorcoms2481]

What a chaotic and jolly session

[@supermanifolds]

Never stop adding yogs references Boba, I love you for it

[@boba69]

🩵

[@Sorfinali]

I have not laughed this hard in ages watching you guys play fucking minecraft. This was killer.

[@l_Doc]

Thank you for all the videos. It has helped through a lot.

[@Scottland89]

Ben: "They're not usually made of glass and stone, I imagine" Me: "Sure, you 'imagine'..."

[@ihatethesehandles]

This is supposed to be the horniest, yet it doesn't have Briony in it?

[@kaliumnith]

These are always a treat to watch!

[@jonasquinn7977]

Ben still takes the prize for stupidest guess IMO, he can’t dump that on Lewis. Lewis’ stupidity was limited to seeing Santa merged with bricks, not jumping to the conclusion of a chimney and writing a guess he knew was wrong but had enough detail to theoretically produce the same results. Ben saw a group of people known for their music in front of what were fairly clearly instruments and jumped to an absolute insane conclusion.

[@milliebirb]

Both Zylus and Nilesy being so confidently wrong in how to pronounce Gävle, love it

[@Cheesepuff8]

Maybe they should invite hat films on …for even more sexy builds

[@mukulnag1578]

When Duncan Say he went to a school trip to abby ... Things make more sense 😅😅

[@leoslack6104]

I wish they had also stayed in the survival for a bit haha

[@Efreeti]

The best christmas drink is clearly gløgg, the scandinavian glühwein/mulled wine.

[@Ragetiger1]

"Of course, I cannot sleep in my Santa House. He knows when I'm sleeping."

[@haemogoblin3611]

Nilesy’s flopped out santa on the bed is quite charming

[@erraticuk]

To you december means "christmas" To me it means "is this the year Lewis finally goes insane" We are not the same.

[@DanMuggeo]

Oh man I'm loving this. Such a funny build episode.

[@baydenmoon58]

It’s amazing how quick and efficient everyone is at building. By the first prompt showing I was blown away. The first gartic phone was a big difference.

[@bones3056]

That's the first audible "Oh no" I've ever given to a notification lol

[@Jennacide.]

"He's clapping" -Ben, You're damn right he is

[@sirgwan5768]

Tom and Pflax would approve of Dunc's choice of Christmas drink

[@user-ij3zf3pg6o]

for the second one on round 4 i did not think it was missionary it looks like the elf is riding mrs claus i know theres gotta be some r34 of THAT lmaoo

[@themightyai-5302]

This was good. Let's make it fantastic by inviting Hat Films and letting them choose the theme :D

[@vesoha]

Tbh Mousie could be shown any Zylus build and would have been disturbed.

[@dannyl434]

You’re all on the naughty list!

[@MM_CRWN]

I love this I hope there's more of these ❤ I love Zylus

[@LCFTW93]

I grew up hearing "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Birthday" so that's what I say

[@gummybread]

7:35 Shoutout to lewis forgetting Mrs claus' name

[@shooty22]

I love how much duncan loves the builds that came from his prompt 😂

[@Force2reckonVods]

An improvement to this map would be pallettes, small collections of blocks that are popular to use. Just like 20 -30 blocks in the corner of the floor.

[@jonasquinn7977]

Nilesy’s mini game was nice but he loses points for not making the goat out of straw

[@ImWagon]

average american response, ""OMG this is just like quirky indie movie midsommar!!! "

[@androiduser3895]

I really want to know Mousies reaction with Duncans and Bens version of that prompt

[@CharlotteRowe12]

That was a lot of fun

[@mr.wagenaar]

These builds are amazing 😂

[@Gman333Xferrari]

Fucking Lewis shouting at Zylus in the last episode but he Lewis was 10x worse here

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

Do they still not realize they have the same "partners" throughout the game? Like, the same people write their prompts, and the same people see their builds.

[@handsomecaveman]

Honestly, all the builds in this were remarkable. Yes, Boba is like Da Vinci in that she excels in everything she puts her mind to, but everybody did amazingly. It was really fun as well. Horny Christmas was a great idea. Really made my evening.

[@GrouchyGander]

GÄVLE GOAT! BEN, MY MAN! 🇸🇪 The goat is being destroyed as we speak, but not by burning or other sabotage. This year, it's being destroyed by BIRDS! Who'd have thunk!?

[@SuSuardo69]

to whoever commented in the last video that zylus isnt getting better. Eat Your Words absolutely outstanding this video.

[@jjaaamm]

my reaction to seeing a minecraft build challenge video is a very deep and guttural 'YESSSS!' accompanied by a fist pump

[@ethan-loves]

This is so goooooood

[@Pratalax]

Feel Dirdy? Zylus is starting to sound American!! Oh wow, after so many shonky builds, Nilesy dropping an absolute gamechanger with an interactive build!! What a fuckin' hero!

[@Firellius]

Mousie cried when she saw Zylus' build. And she was right!

[@TheOGGMsAdventures]

Omg lol. Thanks this was awesome

[@TheSpoegefugl]

For at bit of help regarding the pronunciation of Gävle. Imagine the word jäger/jaeger, as apeople usually pronounce that quite well. Take the Jä sound from jäger, and apply vle to it. Then you are basically saying Gävle correctly

[@TRizz-md8rr]

Amazing!

[@GabbeMan123]

18:35 bold words from someone who pronounces it wrong lmao

[@JARD11235]

The Goat was the horniest one (actually had horns)

[@AcerJones21]

Not heard of the Gävle Goat before, so TIL. It seems setting it on fire is also tradition at this point, if rather high stakes for the perpetrators.

[@fidoruh]

Must have been the milk from Clock Work Orange

[@travishimebaugh8381]

Time to exchange our Secret Smutty Santa gifts

[@JeskidoYT]

Flashback to the Santa claus build

[@ThatPsdude]

There were so good! And cursed! XD

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Nothing wrong with a fancy special xmas breakfast, it's the same as having xmas dinner just a special breakfast to celebrate, I tend to hve a special lunch so I think it's acceptable. I really expected so many woermSanta's in this I guess this was before the release of woermSanta

[@Maclennan182]

Zylus is getting better… slowly 😂.

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Oh boy.

[@emaus9398]

If they make the santa house mug, the exclamation mark can be a tea spoon!

[@eDRoaCH]

No one cheers when Duncan comes back, but when he dies...

[@sleambean]

Nice one yogs!!