The Horrible Truth About “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”

[@josefinenagy4136]

This movie insults my intelligence! Sooooo true!!! Thank you!!!

[@christenn32]

Josefine Nagy one of the worst blockbusters ever made. It's hilarious watching people defend it. They ruined Luke Skywalker so I'm done with the franchise.

[@josefinenagy4136]

I feel the same. But there are so many issues with this movie... very sad.

[@reccreate2146]

Brang Zonghus * significance

[@evanwalton5965]

Josefine Nagy amen

[@guitardds]

Not to mention Rose is even a worse character than Jar Jar!

[@penny1545]

No. Luke Skywalker has proudly won this place. Personally I did not care about Rose. She was really bland and she was also a love interest for Finn. As for Luke this movie dared to destroy his legacy and everything he stood for!

[@DLJohnsonHonourofKings]

Well at least she helped the First Order keep that big gun. Shame on Finn trying to sacrifice himself.

[@eval7952]

Unbelievable! Jar jar redeemed !

[@penny1545]

Oh Messa, you like me now! Messa I'm not the most hateable character in the Star Wars Universe! Thanks Disney! Ani!!!

[@Titus13th]

AdventuresOfTheKanFam I

[@lonlywolf4331]

Jim Gordon is right, this movie sucked

[@KaosNova2]

Got to admit that the Comissioner of the Gotham City Police Department knows what he is talking about.

[@martinrenner2992]

Star Wars 1977-2017. I'm done. Can't believe you're thinking about that Solo movie. Disney needs to pay for what they've done.

[@jangounchained5279]

1977-2014 and then it died !!! FARCE AWAKENS IS NOT A STAR WARS MOVIE !!!

[@forge52100]

To late, they've already ruined it. The last jedi was the final nail in the coffin.

[@joe3755]

The Last *STRAW* amiright?

[@michaelloftus249]

I kinda think so too. Why go OUT OF your way to kill Admiral Akbar? It’s nuts!

[@dennisr1683]

This movie would have been awesome if Rey and Luke cared about each other and worked as a team. For example, it would have been very cool to see Rey use her scavenging technical abilities to help Luke repair his old x-wing. Luke and Rey versus Keylo and Snoke would have been some much cooler than a pointless fight against the faceless red guards who had nothing left to protect. It was a cool scene but it had no emotional gravity. Luke tells her that Snoke was gathering up all force sensitive children and her parents hid her on for protection but before they could return for her they were captured by Snokes forces - give her some reason to be emotionally invested rather that a silly girl with a bad boy crush.

[@GothicXlightning]

you spoke pure Wisdom friend may the FOrce stay strong in you

[@michaelloftus249]

The possibilities for good things were endless.. they made some really bad choices.

[@mikegrady5669]

Dennis R wow! That story line would have been perfect! U need to get a job with Disney! Shouldn't be too hard considering the morons who wrote this abomination!

[@lonelysith66]

Dennis R that would also explain Finn too

[@robgoren8628]

Dennis R Should have been Luke, Rey and Kylo verses Snoke and a new villain, because Kylo is the worst villain since Dark Helmet.

[@AltairZielite]

Darth Disney betrayed and murdered your favorite franchise.

[@rubix4195]

2021: They force choked an actress until they could get rid of her because she didn't buy their narrative politically and she was pro-fan (as in the stars should talk to the fans and not tell them what to think).

[@juancarlosgonzalezmartinez8793]

Remember BB8 trying to fix Poe´s ship..... well that me trying to fix the holes on this movie.

[@NobleEagle]

Even THAT scene they managed to fucked it up, they had BB8 fixing Poe's ship by just bashing its HEAD into the control! FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE BS LAZYASS STORY TELLING!

[@Sturtime]

But BB8 eventually did it, sooooo

[@andysummersthxcinemaandmyc7748]

She was like fucking disney nerdy chubby bbw she was so fucking annoying! Thank fucking goodness I own the STAR WARS on Laserdisc fuck the '97 cgi and these fucking disney abominations!

[@jangounchained5279]

@@Sturtime yeah by playing a FU@KIN whack a mole game BB fixed a ship ?! What ?! WTF ?!?!?!

[@itsmezed]

Here's a really simple, obvious oversight they made in the slow-speed starship chase: The First Order ship couldn't catch the Resistance cruiser because it was 'smaller and faster'. If that was the case, how did they maintain *exactly the same damn range*? And of course the biggest, most obvious plot hole: Luke says he went to the most unfindable spot in the galaxy (more or less) to go wallow in self pity and die. Leaving aside whether or not you think Luke was written true to his character, if he did the above, why did he *LEAVE A F'N MAP*?

[@FightCollective]

Can you imagine trying to binge watch those two movies one after the other. There's no continuity between the movies.

[@itsmezed]

Exactly! When you're planning on doing a trilogy you should... PLAN. It's like they're playing all this by ear, making 3 separate movies. There's hardly any feeling of continuity, beyond having the same characters. And even with that, they're written (in large part) with different personalities from TFA.

[@elizabethdavis8264]

"Hi I'm princess Leia I'm in the middle of a really really bad movie..." xD

[@LightStreak567]

7:58 Her armor is special. I don't remember what it is made out of, but it was detailed in the novel that reveals her origins, and it is blasterproof. Which means she could have attacked Finn and Han who held her at gunpoint to bring down Starkiller Base's defenses in Episode 7, and in one of the deleted scenes of episode 8, Finn reminded Phasma that he had a blaster to her head and she willingly brought down Starkiller Base's defenses. And Disney claims the New films and novels are the same canon? They need to shut up, they can't remain consistent with their own material.

[@MrBracey100]

Snoke was actually Elvis. He was so high that he went into space (far far away) and even back in time (a long time ago) but the drugs clearly took their toll.

[@viddiot]

Lolol, so many good and memorable quotes in this vid. It's more memorable than the subject it discussed, and that's really sad. 'No one's wearin' thier thinking cap in stupid town' perfectly describes where we are at.

[@evanwalton5965]

Love that line; "its fun to be back, but its not makin sense." - amen.

[@desaad1725]

I feel so sad after the last jedi. Star wars was killed by disney

[@johnsavage7760]

Yep. You've got it bang on mate. The 'plot' was laughable.

[@charleshatfield8213]

What's funny is I enjoyed your review WAY more than this movie. I have no desire to see 9. There isn't any to look forward to.

[@yorick4179]

Most people defending this thing say that "Star Wars fans don't accept change". If this movie wasn't SW related it would still be crap (and it could have been the case, it would aesthetically feel like a copycat in some aspects points, but none of the original characters were essential in a way that they couldn't have been replaced by any other generic "general" or "mentor" and the force replaced for something like magic or mutant powers). The problem is not that SW changed. It's that the changes make no sense and the story is terrible and filled with plot holes.

[@MaciejBogdanStepien]

The Waterworld of Star Wars.

[@Zandiv]

It's not called Episode 8 The Last Jedi,...it's Episode Hate The Last Jedi.

[@frankenviews4069]

This guy is a genius. Can't wait for this one man play to get better production design. Then it's really going to go places.

[@michaelloftus249]

Woo hoo! Thanks!! I’m working on it! Ha!

[@ThomasPaine3]

Its as if the P.T.B. are deliberately trying to sabotage the star wars franchise.

[@tobiastrust4232]

Interview with Rian Johnson about star wars ep. 8 at my channel!

[@deealexbf8394]

Your right well said

[@vektacular]

They are actually.

[@shinkunshinkun6156]

Super funny because you're telling the whole truth...LOL..

[@Sturtime]

Opinion sin't truth

[@benjaminkeith1417]

no i typed it to show this thread your a complete fool. You knew what he meant and typed a worthless comment. Mine, called you out for being either stupid, or just commenting to troll. And you confirmed i was correct to do so from your response as you cant deny it. Have a nice day, and remember, if you're going to post, make it make sense dont just troll your own intelligence.

[@Sturtime]

Benjamin Keith if only people on the internet knew how to take things lightly

[@Sturtime]

Benjamin Keith It’s extremely hard to offend me, there’s no information for me to be missing out on, and I don’t know where you got hypocrite from. I’m not responding to any more of this shit and you shouldn’t either since it’s a waste of time and not really important enough to truly care about.

[@evanwalton5965]

Shinkun Shinkun i know right!!! Lol :)

[@TheSuperQuail]

It's nice to see an actual old fashioned Star Wars fan instead of those fake sycophants we get nowadays.

[@karinefonte516]

I was not expecting something 100% conected, after all it's a ner generation, over 30 years after the events in Endor and all. But, damn it, it had to make sense! The Luke character simply gave up caring about who suffers from his mistakes, the Resistance leaders learned ZERO from the examples of Mon Mothma and Ackbar, who would gather even the rookie pilots and discuss strategies and place the whole plans, even the flawest ones, to everybody understand and see where they're going into and don't give in to despair... And certainly would not make long speeches about not being the hero to make up a hero move a few minutes later! That'sa lack of character consistency that shows how poorly developed they were! All the rest could be passable, even the Porgs, but these were the plotholes that ruined the movie to me.

[@michaelloftus249]

Agreed!!

[@swedish7779]

Luke starts as a goofball turned nutcracker who only says "Go away". The great Jedimaster? When he throws away the lightsaber I shook my head. My though was this is not Star Wars this is crap. But hey wait, lets not forget the first scene, the one where the Bombers make a run on a Star Destroyer. Now bombs, what? Falling bombs in space? This is not a WW2 movie it's a Scifi masterpiece or is it? The Bombers in all the other movies used Torpedos cause it makes more sence, piff dropping bombs in space "GO Away" I say here. Then we have the crazy Luke with the sad eyes who got his ego so brused that he went loonietoon on him self and all of a sudden does not want to be the Jedi he allways dreamed about. While looking at the two suns on Dagoba, that does not make sence at all. The Darkside has allready won here. Snoke should have senced that Luke was no longer in contact with the force as much as any force sencitive Sith Lord can feel when a new person touches the force it sends ripples though the universe. All I need to say here is Palplatine and Vader sence Lukes rise. Why Yoda let Luke ponder all in his lonesome all those years is a great mystery, cause Yoda and Ben Kenobi would have visited Luke often to make sure he moves on to become a Jedi to restore the Galaxy to its former independence and perhaps the Jedi Order. This is basicly all in the first ten minutes of the movie and it ruined it all. Back to the rebel fleet, it's taken stright out of BSG ( Battlestar Galactica universe ). A ragtag fleet running from its enemy. When it comes to Fin and Rose they should have ended up on a separate ship and managed to get away, staying in contact with the fleet. This would have made a lot more sence with them going to the Casino world and doing Hollywoods RUN and SCREAM scene. That totaly went bananas when they took to riding those monkeyhorses, all of that just to show of one force sensative child. This is enough to make me dislike disneys starwars ( I write that in small letters they are not worth the capital d ).

[@silverethereal2715]

The only reason I laughed when he tossed the lightsaber was I thought he was going to reference how he really didn't want to lose another hand holding onto it. Sadly my hopes for the character died slowly as the butchery continued.

[@anniesussino5480]

This is the BEST review of The Last Jedi. So so hilarious while so so true

[@michaelloftus249]

Thank you!! Very much!!

[@the0rangekind]

If Andy Dick and Robert Downey Jr. were one person and just saw The Last Jedi.

[@ralph328chaunceyst.7]

Amazing review/recap! Spot on. They destroyed Star Wars.

[@patricklachiffre9553]

Light speed tracker worked cause it has triangle shape and everything with triangle shape works! :D When Leia survived in vacuum and returned to the ship i left and went for 2 bags of popcorn, cause at that point i knew im about to witness something truly special.That Space Skype Call Romance damn, why didnt they cast Krisren Stewart and Robert Pattinson, cause my sister would go to the cinema like 10 times. even if it was total shit, which it actually was. xDD

[@michaelloftus249]

Ha!! Hilarious!!

[@AT-sd9qq]

Her space name is Demographic, hahaha.

[@PredatorAlienate]

Leia turns Mary Poppins sans the umbrella.

[@robgoren8628]

That dartboard anology was just perfect. At least the prequels hit the board. Disney Star Wars missed the wall, went out the window and landed in another postal code.

[@hartbleed7151]

Awesome description. I did hear fart sounds in my head while watching it as well.

[@rickyvvvvv]

I've seen a lot of video rants on The Last Jedi, but I have to say you really nailed the silliness of this movie.

[@CynicallyObnoxious]

I had my issues with the prequels and TFA which was basically just a super duper safe af reboot but it left a lot open to be told and done in TLJ and I have no idea what they where thinking Id like to have what ever pot Johnson was on when he wrote it.

[@MacabreMagazine]

You don't stop when you run out of fuel...forward momentum would continue due to the lack of gravity.

[@matthelion]

On the casino planet... Why did they save the space horses, but not the slave children?

[@craigt5906]

I seriously thought the Last Jedi was an INSULT to Star Wars fans and the WORST one of the NINE!Totally disappointed If you thought this movie was great YOU’RE an idiot! You sir said exactly how I felt watching it!

[@forever3797]

In my opinion The Last Jedi is a sick and vicious film in so many ways… not just because it is a complete rip off of The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi all in one film but for a more sinister agenda…It was going to be one of the most watched films of recent years/one of the three most watched films of recent years and probably hoped to become classic in 30 years or more. Here comes the toxic agenda… I have no problem with including more women into the franchise who are strong and competent - in fact I support it - but the way Disney have done this in their version of Star Wars is to make the men (especially the hero men) at best incompetent and at worst dangerous, requiring verbal reprimand and physical overpowering by every hero woman. Essentially in order for women to demonstrate they are competent they need to be surrounded by men who are incompetent and dangerous, rather than having both genders be portrayed as heroes. Unfortunately this seems to be the tactic of contemporary feminism and there seems to be many women who think this is very appropriate hence we see this now in most mainstream television and film. I think this is not only degrading to men but degrading to women as it seems to show that women can’t be competent unless all the men around them are completely useless. Those scenes in TFA and TLJ where all the men need to be berated by women and physically overpowered by the women did not need to be written or included to show that women can be competent heroes. Nor do we need to see a female hero who does not require any training or mentoring in order to be amazing -she just simply turns up from nowhere and is incredible - I can’t imagine what well-adjusted male buys into this rubbish and I can’t imagine what well-adjusted female would be inspired by this farce of a female role model. Very sad times indeed… and I have not even mentioned the numerous plot line faults which I will leave to others who don’t have the sensibilities to pick up on the not so subtle gender statements. I am a lifelong fan and Luke Skywalker was my only boyhood hero because he went his own way and had a spiritual focus. I don’t blame Mark Hamill for anything as he has indicated that he had to sign on without seeing any scripts and I don’t blame him for taking what will probably be the last chance for him to make some decent money in his sadly mediocre career. I won’t be watching episode 9 and as ridiculous as it sounds that is a sad feeling. It’s over - Mark has been acting like the true Jedi that he is and has been preparing us for the worst as best he can whilst living in the shadow of the Disney empire…

[@richardhn6481]

Wonderfully reviewed -- absolutely fabulous. The whole episode VIII experience was eventually rendered entertaining just through watching and listening to this review. It should be put at the end of the movie before the credits each time the movie is shown--it would be a truly helpful experience, as it was therapy for the reviewer. Thank you!

[@michaelloftus249]

Ha!! You’re hilarious!!!

[@DLJohnsonHonourofKings]

Thanks for the laughs. Solo is already hinted at bombing. Disney is going for cash, not quality. SW has died sadly.

[@r.blakehole932]

I wonder if shame contributed to Carrie Fisher's death? I mean, what a horrible position to be put in. The public would excoriate you if you refused to participate in a franchise you helped to create. And, contractually you cannot say how awful it is. And yet, you know it is skunk shit and it will destroy the franchise that your whole career was built upon. And, you cannot do anything about it. I really feel sorry for her and Mark Hamil. Despite a broken ankle, and a plane crash (afterward), Harrison Ford is the only one coming out of this debacle somewhat intact.

[@fg786]

The most ridiculous thing about the split up is that apparently the smaller escape pods are too tiny to be detected. But when Dj told the 1st Order the escape plan, they could detect the ships and hit them with pin point accuracy, despite never hitting anything for 120 min prior. Is there some console in comms with switches for sensors and they go like this: Humongous ships, really large ships, huge ships, big ships, rebel scum ships, smaller ships, tiny ships And somehow you can't scan for all at once and the last switch is broken since the first movie. So can we have a Star Wars Story movie about the struggle to repair that console. That would be a great comedy I feel, because everyone who ever worked at any company will relate to the struggles of everyone involved.

[@TueSorensen]

Hilarious!! I agree.

[@tsarmichael3876]

Love how red his face got over the porgs lol and space milk!

[@theringmaster3684]

I knew better than to see this movie, the force awakens was bad enough. You know the old saying " fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me".

[@stevenlitak2464]

Your analysis of the Disney films is spot on.

[@moonlitmonkey913]

I just subscribed for this. You are hilarious.

[@mikegrady5669]

Great rant. Summed up exactly how I feel. I even forgot about "apricot" head not giving the name of the locksmith. Look for a lapel pin?!!? I'm done with Star Wars! Swing and a miss indeed bro

[@ttouran]

LOL, this is one of the best reviews..I hope you do more of them...

[@randalllokaythatsmyname9375]

I enjoyed the movie, but you're right, it should have been different, and her name is "Wewantthismovietodogoodinchina Demographic the 3rd".

[@man_enough955]

I know the Transformers fourth movie was the second. Where was the first?

[@williamsawyer9894]

A Star Wars movie about nothing...how Seinfeldian.

[@drewletasse2660]

I laughed more at this rant than any other TLJ one. The points are rapid fire and great.

[@MattMusicianX]

This is actually the best review of dozens I've seen. I also just saw your "everybody knows TLJ sucks including Disney" video. Very clever observation! And hilarious :D

[@nex6058]

Snoke = Darth Hugh Hefner.

[@eval7952]

Fin and Rose go to an alien planet where there are horses and slave children, so our heroes save the horses! What?! !

[@mads_meds1519]

e val79 OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU PREAAAACCHHH

[@bangoskank493]

Take a mulligan on this one Disney. We'll happily allow it if you can give us a good ep. 8.

[@janayawarren1381]

Thank you for this, better than the movie! 😂

[@michaelloftus249]

Yay!! Thanks!!

[@abigguitar]

This franchise is already ruined. We're two movies in. The best we can hope for is an ending that's at least marginally better than the way it started. If I had to weigh these vs the Prequels, at least the Prequels had a story that made sense... even as boring as it was. Hopefully, Disney will decanonize these films and reboot it again.

[@HalfEatenMedia]

That moment you realize that Jar Jar Binks is a more thought out meaningful character than Rey, Snoke, and Finn. This is an insulting movie to Leia. They just put her in a coma to focus on new characters. The only thing that could've saved this film was Luke Skywalker returning at the end. When he came back at the end end I'm like "boy here's what I've been waiting for during this shit show. Wait, what? He's not even there and nothing happened. Luke Skywalker got beat by Rey. Think about that. The entire film is just bait and switch just to get reactions. You all got fooled by the phenomenal special effects and cheap jokes that distracted you from the lame plot.

[@PapiBocaChula]

I agree.. it added "Nothing"

[@AT-sd9qq]

There is nothing Disney can do to get together unless they reboot 7,8,9 and give it to another studio that actually cares about the first series of movie. Seriously, they killed everything that made SW a wonderful series with this piece of garbage.

[@lynnmalott8871]

It's all about marketing toys and collectables.

[@SunSailor]

Always was, always will be. Get used to it.

[@anondalorian3719]

Lynn Malott sad thing is, if they made a good movie everyone would buy the toys and collectibles because they want to remember and relive the good movie.

[@trexx32]

No one is buying a fat Asian women or a purple haird lesbian toys

[@ravenwhiteduck7039]

Yeah I keep hearing that everything star wars pretty much sucks now, looks pretty that's it

[@edrosa3485]

I'm thinking more than a few peeps at Hasbro are thinking "we need to renegotiate Star Wars"...

[@DavidGarcia-pz7ew]

Oh man at 05:38 u made me piss myself laughing 😂😆 u are so damn spot on it’s crazy... Great video 👍🏻

[@michaelloftus249]

Thanks!!

[@ianhughes6041]

YESSSSS someone gets the massive black hole. Send the ship into the fleet inside 2 min. SW Episode 8 the black hole would have been a better title

[@MrTryphodemos]

I disagree, it's something. It's a 2h30m toy commercial.

[@trexx32]

MrTryphodemos so tell me again what boy wants to play with porgs, fat Asian women and blue haird lesbian.

[@MrTryphodemos]

trexx32 who says they are targetting boys.

[@HectorJimenez-ee9zi]

MrTryphodemos it's more like 2h30m Third Waves Feminist/PC PSA, after all the force is female.

[@Imhotep397]

I really think you're way too harsh on most of the films...I mean put that shit next to John Carter of Mars, Valerian and the rest of the sci-fi bullshit that's been getting released for years. Only TLJ fits in with the truly bad films.

[@jamesgnan7294]

You seriously remind me of Robert Downy Jr. / Tony Stark. I can't stop laughing.

[@joe3755]

Hey, I *DO* live on Remulak...that's weird.

[@Fernando-R]

☺️☺️😂😂🤣🤣

[@Zandiv]

Anyone else notice the Star Trek Shields at work in TLJ,...

Oh yes. Star Wars spaceships always has had superficial shielding, I was stranged when I saw the ala SciFi energy type shield.

[@DTMWTMP]

Why have I fallen for this crap 5 times before I learned? (Rogue One doesn't count!) I'll just retreat to the original trilogy movies and end this nonsense.

[@MyMjtaylor]

waited 40 years to see Luke fight as a master Jedi nope he was a coward..

[@MyMjtaylor]

her plan was to let 480 rebels die so 20 could slink to this planet and get their azz kicked again by the childish villian

[@Dancestar1981]

MyMjtaylor so incompetent

[@Limited-Hangout]

:50 Never saw "The Force Unleashed" when did that come out?

[@michaelloftus249]

Ha! Misspoke. Unleashed was a video game.. good one, too!

[@MyMjtaylor]

as soon as you accept something they did... they kick you in the teeth..like fooled you...go buy some toys

[@markusbenjamin351]

The main reason for the movie was to push sjw focus and left wing agenda not to tell a star wars story. Rey is a Mary sue since no one explained why Rey without training Is more powerful than anyone else.No need for snoke and rose was awful

[@spiderjump]

The rants are more entertaining than the movie !

[@Aaron-ox8ye]

100% agree with you

[@thedeathmonkey3891]

Looks like an older tony Stark

[@DeadShred9]

I never knew Ships in the Star Wars Universe needed fuel fill ups ?? I cannot remember in being mentioned in any of the SW movies except I think in Rogue One but not 100% sure about that even ?? Dumb plot hole/point ...

[@KaosNova2]

Aaron KM In Phantom Menace, they stopped on Tattooine because they ran out of fuel.

[@mfdriggs84]

suemorphplus2009 they stopped on Tatooine because they needed a hyperdrive generator, not fuel.

[@nurabdul1436]

Stark, you aged well.

[@METALOZON]

Still the best review of The Last Jedi. Hilarious.

[@moraana582012]

I think that Luke did this on purpose, cause of what his nephew did.

[@jimh.1590]

You think SW is better than Empire? Nevertheless, awesome video.

[@michaelloftus249]

Awesome! Thank you!!

[@ibratimite4735]

This movie is a joke. For Disney we are cash cows.

[@rkscustoms8788]

TFA sucked so I'm not wasting my time or my money to go see TLJ and don't care to either along with episode 9 and the solo movie. Star wars is dead r.i.p

[@erock150]

The people that like this film are just telling Disney they can slap Star Wars on any crap and they will eat it up. "He's not my Luke Skywalker"!!!

[@sergiobarrena6626]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."..many old school fans like us were betrayed by the disney/"new" lucasfilm empire....

[@rtdsbg1]

As far as the new force powers, just because yoda or obiwan couldn't do it or because you've never seen it before, don't mean it can't be used We've also never seen yoda and obiwan save someone from death, but darth plagueis could. I get tired of seeing the same force powers. Just moving things around with the force gets old.

[@ArtistBrianSheffield]

'The Casino Planet' LOL

[@evanwalton5965]

This dudes the best!!! Lol love it.

[@somethingsinlife5600]

Snoke is GoldMember from Austin Powers.

[@michaelloftus249]

Ha!!! Lol

[@TheAlienwarewolf]

Why does the audio not sync half way through your synopsis?

[@Antidoxy]

Ahh!! Haha you're hilarious! I agree with every single thing you said, besides what you said about the prequels! ;) I think they are fantastic movies in almost every aspect! Thanks for the video!

[@oldmanwinter3597]

40 years of battles, and an x-wing is still the bane of all things Empire.

[@rubix4195]

Never understood why in TLJ you needed a slow ass bomber to drop bombs on a capital ship when ooh, I don't know, a hundred B wings with laser guided bombs (They were built to bring down a capital ship - that's why they are there in the warp jump in the Return of Jedi) with Y and X wings for enemy fighters couldn't do it. Someone is bound to say, they needed to drop a load of bombs on the ship so needed a big ass bomber but I would say Cameron proves that a fighter offensive was a better idea.

[@MyMjtaylor]

A few thoughts on Star Wars The Last Jedi.. A few spoilers below. Luke turned into a coward..the rebels were taking losses the whole movie...killed 480..only 20 left...the men were castrated...no light saber battle at all....snok dead...ray is a kids of drunks..not Luke.... Which is ok but she just knows everything..didn't earn all that power...gtfo... -No training needed to be a Jedi... -Somehow bombs without propulsion fall down in space..where there is no freaking gravity... -Finn...go on a goofy mission that does nothing but fck shyt up more... -The rebels were basically running out of gas the whole movie. Wtf -Their great plan was to let all but 20 rebels die while the rest skunked to some planet to get their azz kicked again...by Kilo the whiny brat with Daddy issues seeking approval... From anyone but the parents he killed... -Instead of using light speed to disable the giant fleet ship initially...let's wait until...all but 20 of our rebel force is vaporized....are you kidding me? - Oh and the Jedi are no better than the dark side....so even Yoda comes back and destroys sacred Jedi text..kinda..cause they show up in a box on the ship in the end..wtf -Fck this movie.. -I waited 40 years to see Luke fight as a master Jedi...but nope he was a coward...and freaking disappeared due to strain....wtf Movie left me with no hope nor caring what the future hold for Any of the characters...if they can throw Luke..Han..Chewy..R2D2. Et Al in the trash so easily...why be invested at all..

[@michaelloftus249]

...yup... you nailed it. Maximum Bummer of a film...

[@highlydodgy]

I'm a pretty liberal guy. And personal politics aside. This is the best and most honest review of this hot mess of a film I've seen to date.

[@tedchess319]

I'll take 1000 Jar Jars over one rose

[@zeethree]

But we learned that masculinity is toxic and really what more could you want from a Star Wars film?