The Internet's Deepest Mysteries (Part 6)

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[@decodingtheunknown2373]

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[@drg9812]

I'd kinda prefer if these games had the answer directly after the scenario instead of at the end... just me? Could still record it the same way and just do it via editing

[@BruceBoyde]

I ordered some Vessis and told them that Simon sent me. I need some shoes that aren't crap to walk in. I usually just wear my biking shoes because I do a lot of cycling, but they fucking suck for long walks/hiking.

[@seanentzel9616]

​​@@drg9812part of the game is deliberately for that. Just edit: as Simon did in: this video he had mentioned how many truths he had and he started doubting himself You never had that feeling when you were taking a test and you felt like you had too many consecutive answers and you doubted yourself and you turned out to be wrong? Tthat's the whole point of doing it this way

[@drg9812]

@@seanentzel9616 Which is a fallacy since as far as I know the game has no rule against ALL of them being false or ALL true. Some of us are getting older and our memory isn't as good as it used to be so by the end of the video I've forgotten half of the stories let alone my answer :-P

[@l.scales7516]

​@@drg9812Ever hear of pencil & paper?

[@eevilauntie]

I was howling with laughter at how impressed Simon was with the Death Note story, thanks Kevin 😂

[@iswordlogici7760]

Lol. As soon as he mentioned the potato chip and simon didnt get the reference i knew it was gonna be good

[@krondys]

Yep, same... lol

[@WuzzyShwoo]

I'm not particularly knowledgeable about anime, so I was pleased I picked up on this almost immediately.

[@user-ok4pk2mp3e]

I think at this point, Kevin is just recommending anime to Simon via his scripts.

[@sXe_Wolverine]

AND EAT IT

[@ThatWriterKevin]

I worked so hard begging Julian to help me edit my greenscreen, and somehow Simon's only reaction to seeing me in his office was, "You have those nice, American teeth!" 🤣 Also, don't forget you can get access to all of my unedited and uncensored scripts, an exclusive discord, and more!

[@adenkyramud5005]

Nice hair dude, long hair gang 🤘🏻

[@Cloud30000]

I was actually about to post about stealing Simon’s office for the background; well played!

[@SomeNerdSomewhere]

Can't believe I was here for the Kevin reveal. Legend.

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@adenkyramud5005 Thanks! It was still partially wet when I recorded this sadly so it doesn't look as good as it could

[@adenkyramud5005]

@@ThatWriterKevin Yeah mine sometimes looks super weird when it's still wet but hey, all worth it for the reactions it gets from ladies when they realize my hair is longer than theirs 🤣

[@kpturn42]

as Simon started describing Death Note my brain went "oh no is Kevin gonna-" and then he got to the potato chip scene and I lost it 😂

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Soooo sad he didn't fall for it. But hey, at least I tried

[@kpturn42]

@@ThatWriterKevin you ever seen the Barely Sociable video on the FBI evidence tapes donated to the Portland OR Goodwill Bins? I always think of it when a new Internet Mysteries episode comes out 😂

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@kpturn42 I have not

[@kcox1980]

I was at a convention recently where the Death Note va's were doing a panel and one of the questions for them was "What was your favorite line you've ever recorded?" and the actor who played Light just held up a bag of chips.

[@kingofhearts3185]

​@@kcox1980 Did he eat any?

[@garyschlagheck603]

Kevin , blink twice if simon has said he will take you teeth.... 😂😂😂 basment adventures .

[@Demonslayre]

"The red room shows a 4 hr video of a student." .... okay "He only studies the whole time" ..... Death note? "He takes a chip and eats it" .. Death note. "Holds up a paper with two names. Death row convicts found dead the next day" yea, definitely Death note. "Died from cardiac arrest" DEATH NOTE "He'd on the varsity tennis team" DEATH. NOTE. "Son of a police capitan" 🎵 DEATH NOTE🎵

[@vape42]

Then Simon mentions for another one being a popular manga

[@pantitapalittapongarnpim1581]

I was going from giggling to howling with laughter by the end of it.

[@kingofhearts3185]

That was great

[@diego199302]

I think Kevin gave too much info on that one. Should have stoped on the cardiac arrest, the rest just makes it too convoluted xD

[@kingofhearts3185]

@@diego199302 I disagree. The implication that he knew something would or had happened because his dad is a cop gives a grounded explanation. Otherwise it's obviously either a creepypasta or made up.

[@trilobitose]

Just got an wiplash from Simon saying "take a potato chip and eat It". IT'S FUCKING DEATH NOTE

[@RizoftheDead]

Hahaha ok, props to Kevin. Not only slipping in the cheeky little note about not watching cartoons unless they originated in Japan, but then knowing Simon would have no idea what Death Note was, creating a story around it, and even adding in the infamous "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" line 🤣 *chef's kiss*

[@salahudeeniqbal3460]

Finally, DTU’s best series is back!

[@sevenz3r011]

nah, drunken ghost hunters is the best

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@jamesmacalinao2810]

I was just thinking the other day that we were due for one

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@jamesmacalinao2810 We are long overdue, but it was heavily delayed by my desire to do the greenscreen gag

[@thisisbriannaandrea]

5:55 MR. SPAAAAARKLE!!!!

[@Thenarratorofsecrets]

There's your answer fishbulb

[@thisisbriannaandrea]

@@Thenarratorofsecrets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dashippo]

Rory bellows is an alias of krusty the clown.

[@johnhasidlethoughts]

1st thought i had was "isnt this a simpson ep?" Hahaha

[@Yltimate_]

​@@dashippoRORY B. BELLOWS

[@NotDamienArt]

I absolutely love it when Kevin uses ridiculous anime plots in these. He makes them sound realistic, absolute legend of a skill. I want a series where he describes anime and we have to guess which he's describing. Im a huge anime fan. Amazing as usual, I love this channel. ❤

[@ThatWriterKevin]

You won't quite get your wish, but how about listening to Simon try to guess the plots of anime instead?

[@kingofhearts3185]

I now want a story where the elevator game was the inciting incident, especially with all of Japan's excellent ghost stories. Maybe I'll take a swing at it someday.

[@LloxieFox]

I'm waiting for him to somehow slip something from Jojo into one of these. Now THAT will be hilarious.

[@georgeofakind1710]

"this is a really popular media story that Kevin has just turned into this script" says Simon, about the real urban legend and NOT the story taken from one of Kevin's mangas

[@retsz]

was only half paying attention until i heard Simon reading out the plot of Death note lol. That was risky, Kevin! It’s just popular enough that he might have known, not to mention you chose the big meme scene: i take a chip…. And i eat it!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Riskier than Mr. Sparkle?

[@retsz]

@@ThatWriterKevin didn’t really notice the Mr sparkle entry until the breakdown at the end, and I’m a huge fan of that era of the Simpsons, but then again, Simon doesn’t really know much pop culture outside of stargate so the idea he would have caught on to any of them is a long shot lol

[@sullisen]

@@retsz Simpsons plot was definitely more risky than death note, anime would be basically as safe as anything from LotR or Star Wars with Simon lol. He knows Star Trek as well tho! But basically just Next Gen as I recall. Or at least definitely not DS9, might have said he saw Voyager..

[@valolafson6035]

​@@sullisen So, notes for next time. No Star trek. No Stargate.

[@pjsw]

That 1st one i was screaming the simpsons 🤣

[@katla_phc]

Same! 😂😂😂

[@crwydryny]

Ditto

[@atankersview]

Settle down fishbulb lol

[@Glasgowliam]

Mr Supakaru! 😂

[@PositiveOnly-dm3rx]

Thank you! As I scrolled down everyone was mentioning that third rate anime instead. I can't stand "genius" stories written by non genius people. It's incredibly frustrating. They always just do either normal, not smart stuff, or the author invents this long convoluted way of pretending their character is smart, but really it's just convoluted nonsense that usually has a much simpler solution.

[@myself2noone]

I feel like pointing out Simon was very easily able to recognize the names of several porn stars.

[@dstinnettmusic]

What got me was that it really shows his exact age, because they were names of like….2000s porn stars.

[@SEAZNDragon]

@@dstinnettmusicalso the era when porn stars started getting mainstream attention. All three mentioned had written memoirs or done non-porn work.

[@mooncat7009]

im telling you simon whistler will be in the “news” one day for something illegal… there is something about him that screams “ i ran away from my past life”… just saying…

[@flipw3605]

🤣🤣

[@nibblitman]

I mean at least that first one feels like a name anyone his age would know.

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

"Kevin has made a game for me" ooh fun! "Dave has made a game for me" oh god (So much better with Kevin's normal audio!)

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Yeah, part of the decision to do the video this way was so people would stop complaining about the voice modulation. The other part is that I always had to memorize my script, and this one was gonna be waaay too long

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

​@@ThatWriterKevinit definitely helps me 😂 but you also have a good camera presence and it's nice to hear your words in your voice ☺️

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@Unfortunately_Mickey Unsure the extent to which I agree with the camera presence, but thank you!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@Unfortunately_Mickey Well thank you! I'm glad you are enjoying

[@WuzzyShwoo]

@@ThatWriterKevin Thank you - I have issues processing the modulated voice so this made it so much easier. Love the format, regardless.

[@DRev22]

Finally! We've waited so long!!! While we're running out of Internet mysteries, more Kevin games should certainly happen.

[@willmfrank]

The real "Polybius Enigma" is how Simon can pronounce "Sinnesloschen" correctly but calls the game "Polly-BY-us."

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Simon's pronunciation chooses are indeed a mystery

[@greenockscatman]

The real mystery is how he hasn't made a video about Polybius on one of his 1,000 channels.

[@willmfrank]

@@greenockscatman I was sure that he had -- that's why I referred to the mystery as the "Polybius Enigma." Turns out he did one called the "Publius Enigma" which, um...ain't the same thing. 😁

[@ayellowllama9602]

The fact I was listening to this as background while I did chores, and I had no idea he was talking about polybius (which I have heard about) because I did not at all recognise the pronunciation

[@rhov-anion]

@@greenockscatman I'm pretty sure it's come up in videos multiple times, but probably only as a mention and not an entire video. I live in Portland, I've been to Ground Kontrol arcade more times than I can count, and while I would have been in diapers at the time, my brother is a decade older than me, was an avid arcade player, and he never saw such a game. I was more of a pinball wizard myself.

[@jadefiremystic]

“Wooah… Kevin’s face”

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Oops! I should've listed Jada Fire when talking about Greg Land's art. Sorry for excluding you!

[@brianharrington2014]

Hahahaha Kevin did deathnote as a story 😂

[@tarataratara4901]

“Whoa .. Kevin’s face” is my favorite thing ever.

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Glad you like my face!

[@aesling]

I think "spot the anime plot" has become my favorite part of this series.

[@GimpyChinaman]

Kevin's looking super-healthy for having been in Simon's basement for so long. Simon must've gotten his writers a window, or maybe a vitamin-D light.

[@personzorz]

The mushrooms have a healthy glow they impart to anyone's who eats them

[@mebreevee1997]

He just has them take vitamin D3 supplements

[@mooncat7009]

looking like you have fake american teeth is not looking healthy…. thats like saying kim kardashian looks healthy…

[@andiward7068]

EVA has been repurposed to UVA.

[@Vaclav7760]

Unless Kevin paid an actor for secret 11th entry on the list

[@GrouchierBear]

It's funny (at least to me) that Simon said the Elevator Game sounded like something that would be in one of Kevin's "Mangas", since I first learned of the elevator game from the anime Otherside Picnic (and its associated light novels).

[@mj.ray0898]

I love this format! I learned about it after there were already a few out there and binged the whole series, been waiting for a new entry. Thank you guys!

[@Galafael1122]

There's your answer, Fish Bulb!

[@ApathyBM]

Didn't Simon watch the Simpsons?

[@adamwhite2364]

​@@ApathyBMthat was probably one of three of these stories I'd heard before, so I'm rather surprised to hear Simon not placing that as a Simpsons story 😅

[@DECKTRON5001]

Number 1 was literally a Simpsons plot 😂

[@Talia.Ryn710]

Lol 😆

[@turtleboy4111]

Mr Sparkle 😂

[@PositiveOnly-dm3rx]

Old fish bulb

[@tharivol123]

As soon as he read the translation as Sparkle, I laughed and said "Simon is not getting this one".

[@alphooey]

I’ve got socks with Mr Sparkle on them

[@veeva99]

I was listening to this while reading and as soon as the words 'He took a chip and ate it' were uttered I was thrown back into my teenaged years. God, I hadn't thought about Death Note in years.

[@ThatWriterKevin]

So sad he didn't fall for that one. Also, you missed the sight gag from my intro video then!

[@quirkynewusername6378]

Kevin! I am so so here for this episode, love this series, love your writing skills

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Thank you and glad you're a fan of the series!

[@josephcronin2965]

Kevin right on point with an hour of internet mysteries ❤

[@kalimaxine]

I love this game. I hope you do more.

[@ThatWriterKevin]

I fully intend to

[@Captainrizzlicious]

That moment where Simon saw Kevin's face possibly for the first time, that was incredible. That was a very touching human moment.

[@JamesFromTexas]

That was such a great compilation, Kevin! Superb as always

[@888johnmac]

as a warehouse manager i can confirm dumping old stock to make space for new stock does occur ..... the worst experience ever was while working in a bonded warehouse we had to destroy 10 pallets ( about 5000 bottles ) of spirits because they didn't have the correct ' duty paid ' labels .. it was cheaper to destroy & write them off as a business loss than ship them back to country or origin

[@kingofhearts3185]

Hope you guys took a few bottles home before smashing the rest. Doubt you'll say yes even if you did though.

[@noth606]

@@kingofhearts3185 I've been in situations where I could have easily gained something sort of possibly valuable/cool that no one would have lost anything by. Did even think quite hard about how I could have been caught doing it other than by complete chance without coming up with even a remote way. Ended up not doing it, and I suspect that the whole thing may have been a slight bit on purpose, since I was in the armed forces at the time and had done a psyche test which according to one source had some unusual result. Most of the time the people who get picked to do jobs where there would be opportunities like that are almost always people who won't stray. No idea how it's possible because based on data of people who aren't selected, there are a lot of people who will do 'bad' things if given an opportunity. By 'bad' in this case I mean victimless harmless 'crimes'. I'm probably not making sense, need sleep.

[@StefanMedici]

I'm sure 9 pallets of destroyed bottles looked exactly like 10 pallets. 🤫

[@888johnmac]

@@StefanMedici ... er yes , even the customs agent who had to oversee & sign the paperwork agreed with our count ( don't look in anybodys car )

[@kriscerosaurus]

These are always so fun! Great job, Kevin.

[@rosslindsey2638]

I’ll be honest, I was expecting Kevin to look a lot more…nerdier 😂

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Um....thanks?

[@rosslindsey2638]

@@ThatWriterKevin I am sorry, Kevin. I blame my bias as a fellow MTG enjoyer. Since you’re reading these comments, I also want to add that I loved your inclusion of Polybius, nice opportunity to introduce that to Simon.

[@tddybr78]

These competitions are my favorite Simon videos.

[@kcollier2192]

Re: #6- Kevin is assuredly a fan of Death Note, as am I.

[@maironamakesstuff]

I laughed out loud when he started talking about the kid slowly eating chips because I instantly pictured that scene in Death Note 😂

[@ClassicRiki]

Yeah death note is brilliant

[@ClassicRiki]

I went to Hyper Japan in full cosplay

[@PetrSojnek]

@@ClassicRiki I hope it was Ryuk cosplay :D Also I don't think I know a person that didn't like death note (unless we speak netflix adaptation which is atrocious)

[@mooncat7009]

weebs? christ alive…

[@justinread4381]

Love these ones, awesome work Kevin, your getting to the " Fact Boy " lmao

[@daftirishmarej1827]

"lovely teeth" 😂 I'll be honest; I thought that too 😂😂

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Well thank you, even though that's not the part of the video he'd react on

[@LightHalcyon]

I really love these videos. I would be completely happy listening to Simon read Kevin's short stories if they run out of Internet mysteries

[@jus__gra]

I love the 4k stock photo of a woman at a computer and factboy hitting a stellar 480p with his face Also, nice to put a face to Kevin’s name. Can’t wait to see more of this series!

[@jonathanwatson268]

Simon's deliberation over the dish detergent is giving a strong "you've fallen for the classic blunder!" Vibe 😂😂

[@Dio.]

"I'll take a POTATO CHIP! 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙏!!" Nice Light Yagami reference.

[@sarahcoleman5269]

I never fully watched Deathnote, but even I recognized that scene. XD Also, Kevin is a nice looking guy.

[@edneddy2]

I really enjoy this series

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Glad to hear it! I enjoy making it

[@sealedgodaizen2445]

32:04 BROOO ITS GOTTA BE DEATH NOTE! All I can think of is Ryun staring at the apples on light’s table now 😂

[@caitlinmarie49]

“Woah Kevin’s face.” My favorite part of the episode

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Glad you like my face!

[@stephendellefave6423]

I love watching these series!!

[@tastysilicapkt1329]

I got stupidly excited at the Deathnote story

[@codyfeisel6970]

These are literally my favorite videos. Thank You!!!

[@Xioungshou]

This is probably my favorite series on this channel lol. More please!

[@Ottobon]

Hi Kevin! these are the best keep up the great work DTU team

[@Zevonfan524]

“took a potato chip & at it” I lost my shit lol

[@christopherlaws8182]

Kevin totally slipped an anime past Simon lolol 33:49

[@kelerews]

Does anybody else plays the meta game of counting how many references to what some of us consider popular culture can Kevin sneak in these? 😂 Kevin, you legend

[@Okeanos86]

Yes, they dump pallets of new Products. I found out through a german documentation where they hid GPS thingies in shoes and by chance discovered that some of those prepared shoes ended up getting "recycled"... Those shoes ended up all over the place.

[@akevabanshee3632]

Great work on this one Kevin, the use of misdirects such as sports and anime was glorious!

[@michellecoleman5577]

"best. Intro. ever! it's Simon with a new accent!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Glad you liked the intro! It was a lot of fun making it, even if Simon didn't seem to have any reaction to me being in his office

[@personzorz]

​@@ThatWriterKevin he was watching from the shadows as you filmed

[@ellipszilonq]

Love how good Kevin is at playing to Simon's weaknesses, pulling that football story was genius

[@JoshuaMcTackett]

“Take a potato chip AND EAT IT” bro this Red Room story is Death Note.

[@GRObushregen]

These are great. I thoroughly enjoyed the listen Thank you.

[@TheNachmar]

"This could be the plot to Hazbin Hotel" I mean, no, but if you were to say "Urasekai Picnic", on the other hand, you'd be decently close...

[@Michaels_lack_of_AC]

Best part for me....WHOAA....kevins face.... Simon sounded very impressed.

[@BrittianyPerkins1]

Texan here, and I can’t get over how he pronounced “Guadalupe”

[@mazrimtaim1]

Love watching the mystery ones.

[@prasselboll]

Woah! Did not expect that intro. How exciting! 11pm, guess I have to wake up for a little guessing game!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

And yet Simon was completely unfazed by me being in his office 🤣

[@prasselboll]

Right?! "American teeth"... I died .') Damn well done tho! Kudos!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@prasselboll Thank you! Glad you're enjoying

[@prasselboll]

@@ThatWriterKevin I'll let you know how I did!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@prasselboll I look forward to it!

[@spicytrashmanda9860]

Favourite format of all time! So stoked for another one of these bangers

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

Hearing simon say poly bias rather than poly bi us made me laugh a lot. Didn't realise what he was on about till i heard it was "german"

[@flareinc7413]

Or maybe Rory mentioned in 07:30 looked like a combination of a fish and lightbulb :D Brilliant stuff!

[@jasonritner9662]

Kevin, fantastic job as always. Congrats on feeling confident and comfortable enough to do a face reveal! I'd be worried about what Simon, an Englishman famous for keeping all of you in his basement, wants with my teeth after hearing him complementing them in that tone... Keep up the great work.

[@victimofideals]

These are my absolute favorite episodes

[@bboops23]

The first one so far is the plot of a Simpson's Episode. Mr. Sparkle was the product

[@bboops23]

I think number 2 was an early attempt at going viral on AITA

[@bboops23]

Gonna say #3 is fake

[@bboops23]

#4 the Polybius story is true. Well "true." It is likely just an Internet hoax. But it was a real story that spread on the Internet.

[@victoriaeads6126]

Wait, didn't Simon get #7 correct? It was marked as wrong, but then Kevin is explaining it, and it sounds as if Simon's guess was correct??

[@bboops23]

@@victoriaeads6126 I actually didn't finish the video lol because my friends showed up for game night

[@caitlinbarber4349]

This is the best video set up ever. Love this concept and damn was it fun to play along

[@kokitsunetora]

I love the anime references😂

[@glibaudiostories]

I will take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!!!! 😂 My friend and I found that way funnier than we should have as kids lol also, never seen an episode of that show but knew from the intro

[@paranoiarpincess]

OMG KEVIN HAS A FACE! The illusion has been ruined!!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

If you spent more time down here in the comments you'd already know that lol

[@paranoiarpincess]

@@ThatWriterKevin lol you're the first person to tell me I need to spend MORE time in a KZbin comments section lol. I not only often write novels on here, I've had people recognize me from other KZbinr's comment sections. My sub count is pretty much entirely from people deciding to subscribe because they came across and liked something I wrote haha.

[@MaydaTiger]

Love these entries

[@ThatWriterKevin]

And they love you!

[@Silentgrace11]

I love and hate that it barely took me 20 seconds to figure out what the “deep web” story was referencing….😂 (I’m only halfway through the video so I’m going to laugh even harder if it wasn’t said thing but actually something entirely different)

[@ThatWriterKevin]

No no, you're correct

[@tylerbooks8237]

I think this is the earliest I’ve been to one of Simon’s videos

[@astralshore]

Is this the first time we get to see the actual Kevin? Or is this some of sort of AI skulduggery?

[@topogigio7031]

Who cares? The process of answering that question is an invasion of his privacy. Just let it be the face that read you the intro

[@ThatWriterKevin]

In a video? Yes. But I do reply to comments sometimes so not the first chance you've had

[@astralshore]

@@ThatWriterKevin That’s exactly what an AI would say 🤔

[@DeliveryMcGee]

@@astralshore Or maybe it's Taylor Swift on a fake account pretending to be Kevin ...

[@AhmdsYT]

I love this new format! Nice to finally see Kevin!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@richardmyers8804]

Alright everybody! Petition here to reques- no, demand Simon to start a new channel! Hopefully called, “Are You an Arse?” Format I would like to see: 1: Viewers type out a personal story wondering if they themselves have acted like an arse, allegedly. 2: Submissions sent to one of the writers/producers who would select the best/worst entries. 3: Simon reads the stories blindly (as per usual). 4: Simon renders the verdict on whether or not you are, in fact, an arse, in his opinion. 5: Users can then post a reply to the video they’ve been called out in to either thank Simon for his glorious not guilty verdict, or publicity apologize for their flagrant misconduct. What do you all think? Should we try to get Simon to do this?

[@MarzieMalfoy]

So far my favorite one! Thank you, Kevin!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

You're welcome!

[@maledictionwolf]

Simpsons reference detected: that episode where his face was on a Japanese detergent.

[@SonyaBlacker]

"OK there fish bulb"

[@cherylkealey4831]

Mr sparkle!!!

[@thescholarsjourney661]

The highschooler one made me laugh so hard, because that's literally just... the plot of Death Note?

[@topogigio7031]

4chan hit it's peak the same time Millennials were coming of age. There is absolutely a nonzero chance Taylor Swift lurked there

[@Loralanthalas]

Boomers sure do blame a lot of shit on millennials that boomers are 100% responsible for.

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Oh, there absolutely is a chance Taylor lurked there. She'd have been the perfect age for it. But that account still wasn't her

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@Loralanthalas I'm not sure how this is a reply to what the other person said. They just said Taylor is the right age to have lurked on 4chan when she was younger, which is true

[@steve3291]

I love these one's and it was nice to see Kevin let out of the basement.

[@allisonbergh4429]

Ok the first one is a Simpsons episode and I approve For lucky best wash!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

You have very lucky dishes, Mrs. Bergh!

[@mandyray240]

I’m impressed with how healthy Kevin looks, seeing as Simon has kept him locked in his basement for years 😂 Great episode, Kevin!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Thank you! And I may look healthy on the outside, but I'm dying on the inside. Oh wait, it was just gas.

[@mandyray240]

@@ThatWriterKevin understandable if Simon has you on some wonky rations or something 😏

[@CritikalJari]

Omg the mf Death note one is so good holy shit, no way simln would know, and even then theres a lot of subtle references through out

[@Wolfintery]

Cackling at the Death Note reference, classic 'ill take a chip and E A T I T'

[@jeevankanth1523]

The death note reference 🤌🏽

[@ExperimentIV]

from the first few sentences i was thinking MISTER SPARKLE! FISHBULB! the entire time

[@dylanhicks48]

Kevin's face!

[@MillieBee11]

These are my favourite episodes of DTU. ❤️

[@ricktifierful]

NO WAY HE DID DEATHNOTE!

[@aethergasm]

I'm only a few minutes in and screaming Mister Sparkle!! (Simpsons) 🤣

[@louiseburns9681]

Kevin's real?! Kevin escaped?!?!?

[@thedarkonestaint6105]

Only to the main office. He's still not free to roam

[@daniellundberg2875]

That part where Simon implies he went everywhere naked, wearing only his vessies :D