The Internet Said So | EP 141 | Indian Matchmaking Part 2

In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing about the new season of Indian Matchmaking.
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[@sandeepshashi7670]

Petition for Bawa to feature in Season 3 of Indian Matchmaking.... Bellboooddddumm..

[@sankalpvyawahare1940]

Yes

[@arpitlakra549]

Aparna and Bawa 💏

[@harmanjassar7014]

Let’s ruin Bawa’s life🤣🤣

[@zeus3086]

Hojayesh!

[@samhitharavindranath8851]

+1

[@priyankagatti7456]

Best part was when Pradhuman called his girlfriend 'Soul Sister' (instead of Soulmate) right before proposing 😂🤣

[@anerishah5512]

ikr!!!!

[@kritinjpaulraj]

Omg I can't believe the boys missed this comedy gold and also the part Shital and her trainer are talking and a random passerby says just kiss already. I bet that scene was scripted 😂

[@MrTahaharnesswala]

Communicating my thanks and appreciation! Your podcast is like a chat with old friends in Mumbai. I have been a loyal listener from the very start. Thanks boys!

[@div7409]

Internet connection during Varun’s intro: see, you will never get 100%. 60-70% is great

[@veda7254]

Div, you should start a stand up career!

[@babytarot18]

Hey div is ur name divyesh

[@lonewolfe2502]

@@babytarot18 Maybe, Div Daman

[@mayankverma2697]

I am so loyal to this podcast.. I like the video first after opening and then watch the whole thing.. 😃

[@vrinda793]

SAMEE

[@khalnayak5424]

Algorithm khush hua

[@anwaaar1516]

Same

[@Gods_abundance_enjoyer]

SAME

[@rashicoree]

Rest of TISS saying big words so that Bawa feels the pressure of saying bigger words is forever gonna be a fav for me in this podcast

[@daylechetti1033]

And Varuns big word… khudki laaal karna

[@nickpope6870]

"Now the crazy thing about happiness is that you don't even get to sustain it if you get to that point..." Kautuk Srivastava 2022.

[@sumitchavan21]

Kautuk can do a breakdown of anything , beautifully. Would love to see him doing his way of breakdown on his channel

[@anushk7157]

Fun fact: NRIs are way more regressive than urban indians. As an Indian living abroad for work, I can guarantee this.

[@Feyenoord101]

Me too! My friend told that her mom had to really fight in her community for her not be married by 25. I was like none of my friends in India were married at 25. We all had careers, had exposure.

[@kritinjpaulraj]

Exactly!!! In the name of remembering and staying true to the roots, they have adopted all the regressive and cringe parts of Indian culture instead of the good ones. Sometimes when you see them you literally wish that these fuckers should have remained in India.

[@paranoah1925]

The Sima Aunty process is not just matchmaking, but also therapy to prepare them for finding an appropriate match. She is delicately trying to make them self-aware by showing them their hypocrisy/annoying qualities and exposing their shallowness

[@rashmattaz85]

Delicately ? 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

HAHAHA WHAT A BRILLIANT ENDING! The stars were definitely not in Varun’s favour. You didn’t need an astrologer to tell you that.

[@palakjain12]

Watched matchmaking season 2 and was manifesting that you will make a podcast about that . Love you guys!! Favourite podcast!

[@kedarsontakke1394]

Indian Matchmaking is back Varuns internet sucks Is it 2020 again?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I love this comment.

[@kedarsontakke1394]

@@PokhrajRoy. Yeah, right. Felt like I travelled back in time.

[@shreyax12]

I literally watched the entire show in one day so that I can enjoy this podcast. The things TISS makes me do is insane. Worth it!

[@babytarot18]

Same!!!!!💯💯😊only for review by tiss

[@aishwariyakannan1840]

I am in the US, and I like to watch this every week as it literally feels like "home". Thank you so much:)

[@raosathvik7]

Same aishwariya same

[@Manoj17Patankar]

same lol

[@ashwinraghunath4453]

Toronto 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@priyaa.0703]

I fell in love, again, when Nevi's joke matched my first thought on 60-70% line!🙈 Like when this doctor guy, Arshneel said about settling with 60-70% "that's C-grade"! Ironically jo parents tumse A-grade chahte hai education mein vo life partner ke time C grade mein settle hone ko bol rahe hai! #tissisbliss 💟

[@justflow1964]

Bawa has really amazing analytical skills. His point of sadness, stuck between two cultures etc so on point

[@bhaskarkakati]

Sima auntie's words to live by "You can't get 100%, you have to adjust and sometimes even 60-70% is good enough." "The boy has to adjust a little, the girl has to adjust a little, then life becomes beautiful."

[@manjunathm7451]

Bawa doesn't have sex, he osmortifically symbiotes

[@anjuchoudhary3491]

What did I just read?! 😂

[@raosathvik7]

I love how Varun dissects all episodes so very well, I don’t even need to watch the show at all. The Guys shaking their heads like parents is gold

[@ridgewoodindie3563]

22:55 missed opportunity for Vishal-Shekhar joke

[@niharikamallan285]

This whole episode is going to be better than the show. Was waiting for this ❤️❤️

[@Rohanfagwani]

So dedicated to this podcast - had to watch Indian Matchmaking so that I could listen to the podcast 🫡

[@cf3129]

Is that your real last name? 🫢

[@amruta0892]

Kautuk can be really articulate and profound. He has really come into his own

[@cf3129]

He has always been that way. Just that he always got interrupted way too much

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Shoutout to Siddhi for being a fan of ‘Sims’. It’s such a fun game 👏🏽

[@rashicoree]

After giving a bleh exam you guys made the day better with this episode, thank you for that

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I never realised that ’Indian Matchmaking’ has parallels with the MCU. It made me chuckle. #TheOriginalAvengers

[@sanskritipahinkar6773]

Bawa’s hair is a complete vibe 💜

[@kunalkantharia5000]

I hope Netflix gives you all rights to watch full video and give reaction.

[@prachimishra1677]

What a timing! I love this. I am on metro and I watch episodes of TISS while travelling

[@suvidha5369]

Cute how you guys are discussing a reality show as if there's any reality there 😂

[@salmansdriver9561]

maine indian matchmaking sirf iss podcast ke liye dekha, i knew ki woh iss hafte ka topic hoyega

[@RaveenaSingh]

I literally only watched this season because I was expecting you guys to discuss it!

[@swaminishelar3857]

I had to binge the whole show in 2 days to watch this podcast. Thanks TISS for making me watch it😂

[@kurtcobain.20]

The gift you didn’t ask for but secretly wished for

[@kunalnn017]

Ending was just too cute Bawa wishing mom Happy New Year! 😊👍

[@darthvader_]

Every episode is incomplete without “So Siddhi and I…”

[@supriyamane4976]

Kautuk @48:57!! "Ye bhi khokla hai" best part of the podcast

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“Why are we overlooking simple desperation?”, said someone when they see my comments across KZbin at some point 😂

[@aaryanairy756]

😂😂

[@deboparnamajumder5793]

Love you guys!!! Just never stop doing this🥹your videos make me happy 😌

[@chetanbhatia5242]

Bawa badiya joke + Sai service strikes back cold open! The cold opens are getting wilder 👏

[@jarmangill5911]

Lmao just finished watching Radhe 😂 trailer podcast and was waiting for new show and its here . Need to do Laal Singh Chadda review as well .

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Internet: (announces a Boxing Match between KSI vs Logan Paul) Varun: “Hold my Indian Matchmaking.”

[@priyankabeltangadi5571]

1st joke of Neville had the same thing I was talking to my friends about. I soo aggreeee!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I missed Aadar in this episode. I’d like to know his thoughts.

[@naudogyara9271]

46:50 Everything Kautuk said here, in quotes 😂. Seriously though.

[@amitmiki]

Topic suggestion: Fight or Flight experiences Topic suggestion: Darr ke aage Jeet Topic suggestion: Rise and Fall of MTV and Channel V in India

[@banfool]

40:54 Sima Tapria blinking her eyes like 90s tubelight ..

[@kritinjpaulraj]

Parents agree with the 60-70% line because most of the contestants are in they're late 20s to mid 30s and according to them the more choosy you are the more delay in marriage ergo kids and everything else.

[@citybird29]

Nadia turned out the be the biggest disapppointemnt and what a shallow person. Letting go of a genuine nice guy like Shekhar ! Good Nadia was dumped. The guy bought gifts for her parents and she claimed he didn’t want me enough!

[@varunchhabra497]

Spent the whole day watching season 2 of Indian matchmaking, just so that I can watch this video and relate to what the guys are talking about..!! I guess I’m addicted to TISS..!!

[@harshapriya2959]

This episode is so much better than Indian matchmaking s2 itself. Varun goes all out in accepting his guilty pleasures. I LOVE IT!!! 🤗😊❤️

[@lolumo]

I hope Neville gets paid actual money for this

[@joydeeproni]

This podcast is the most non-scripted and candid show on the internet today!

[@sharvarihasabnis9876]

59:05 Vicky this side, Varun that side.

[@banfool]

Happy Navroz Bawa 🤗

[@sandeepaditya]

Oh God. Ab Indian Matchmaking dekhna padega 🥲

[@sarthakkharade7112]

what a coincidence, was just today listening to Tiss Indian Matchmaking part 1, and hurray part 2 is here

[@Sahilnaik3615]

Only murders in the building finale is just 'round the corner fyi👀

[@mrsaprem]

Great topic...guys!!!! Really Enjoyed it.

[@monicashweta9]

I can't emphasize on the number of times I've checked KZbin since yesterday for a notification from you guys.

[@blissfulbubble99]

Samepinch🥺😭

[@SatyajeetMohanty11]

Saaaaammmmeeeee!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Literally all of us.

[@MrayaRocks]

16:50 yesssss and he talking about taking her phone out of politeness and then complaining about the next girl giving him her number! Gotta stan Sima Aunty, it was definitely on purpose

[@udeepkhurana9196]

Next topic idea: everything bizarre. (Places, food, customer requests and reviews)

[@jinaldedia]

Pradhyuman and Aashima are married Vogue did an entire feature on their Jaipur Wedding

[@aishan6816]

I love Neville’s laugh at 02:15

[@raahatmanrai648]

I watched season 2 for this podcast! :D

[@notorioussaint13]

Varun yaar sun! The girl who kept saying “I don’t ask for something I don’t bring to the table” was Viral. Sheetal was the one who met someone on her own in the end. And pradhyuman did not have the terrace meeting, it was Akshay

[@TrishnaSidhani]

Season 3 is outt!! And we are waiting for your podcast

[@shainu13nov]

Wholesome review !

[@PokhrajRoy.]

25:48 I mean, it’s not arrogance but I’d say she’s assertive. She seems cool. Her savagery is Top-Tier. P.S. Marriage is not a barter of personality traits.

[@ananyamalakar438]

Ever since IMM S2 came out, I've been waiting for you guys to do an episode. Finally!!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “Yeah, there’s twins: One of them is called Daman. I’m hoping the other one is called Diu.”

[@BhoomikaDadhich]

I'd thought of the same thing goddd 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@BhoomikaDadhich Our humour is in sync with this podcast.

[@shivikachadha9476]

Wow what an episode ❤️❤️ a different POV of Indian matchmaking

[@i_am_junkie]

petition to release the entire 5 min cold open #bawacut

[@TheShanshuk]

That Vishal who went out with Nadia is a stand up comedian.

[@divymutreja]

Happy Parsi New Year Aunty 😇🥂

[@ambidextrousTrades]

49:13 to 49:51 GOLDEN WORDS!

[@banfool]

Aparna became Aparna Lite Her Mom has melted

[@PokhrajRoy.]

No one: Varun: “Modus operanda.”

[@gauravsontakke]

"Happy New Year Mom" I am not crying , you are.

[@durvashinde13]

we need to collectively call Sai service to fix varun's internet for him

[@deeptilokanath8088]

This weekend when i was watching this show, i felt TISS should do this and ta dAAA HERE IT IS!!!

[@durvashinde13]

petition to keep doing this, humko Netflix shows se jyada podcast pe uska post-mortem dekhna hai

[@praty92]

Saw the shitty show (both seasons) in almost 2 weeks to watch this episode. Love for TISS ❤️

[@sonali5910]

I watched seasons 2 and was praying you guys would do a podcast again on this 😂

[@aishwarryadeore5664]

So me and my family are originally from nasik! And Akshay Dhumal (the chicken guy) used to be my aunts student! And come to our home for tuitions! I was too young of course - but my aunt knew him right away - and a lot of his friends they showed! I I thought it was pretty cool 😄

[@gautampatil1680]

Bawa, exam wala same thought aya tha mujhe bhi

[@ancy24189]

Neville yawned with mouth open at around 47-48 minutes

[@Varunsharma1986]

Parents not understanding the exams mein marks - is the best line .

[@Ringo-starrrr]

Guys ep on Impractical Jokers, loved this one too!

[@papps_gunner]

Ab next episode on the current trend of boycotting Bollywood movies - is it actually a trend or that people have become lazy and know OTT main toh aa hi jayega

[@nidhi_ms]

Best 👌 topic

[@gautamgupta7674]

The marvel joke on london expansion 😂😂😂

[@ramthyagarajan]

Varun and Sai Service - A match made in hell ! 😂😂

[@NAIDUASHWINI]

OMG I was about to leave a comment on your last video to make a reaction on IMM2. Love Love Love! #60-70%

[@meenakshidas4377]

Absolutely enjoyed it...

[@ketanshimpi282]

Bawa and aparna would make a great reality show

[@tanu00907]

Is it just me or is the face reader really looking like Mr. Ashok Saraf ???😀😀😀

[@Ash-ne2vs]

Thanks for the episode….it was fun 🤩😂😂

[@triptisharma5121]

The ending though 😂😂😂