The Internet Said So | EP 174 | Massages

In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing massages.
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[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Tickets for Varuns Mumbai show this weekend 20th May in.bookmyshow.com/events/space-cadet-by-varun-thakur/ET00357231?webview=true

[@cooolboysid24]

@28:13 Bawa : just one thing this will definitely get cut Editor : you know what, you're right

[@Saily_Kawathekar]

HE is the editor 😂😂

[@yashikaahuja3323]

Bawa doesn't have aches or pains he is simply touch starved :3

[@Abhi_Venky]

Lo agaya bawa simp army ki spokesperson 😅

[@karansinghbora7131]

Kautuk has the most relatable stance in this episode on massages :)...same bro same

[@dpka9]

😂😂😂 “when they press your sole it goes to your soul” 🙈 so relatable

[@jazzybooooo]

Bawa is wearing Mom's jeans, so cute!!

[@Alexmarshall15]

I totally relate to Kautuk regarding the massage part 😂"yes really need to know the person well"....its relatable AF

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Memo for today’s episode was: “Let’s dress as College Fest Security/Backstage and not tell Kautuk.”

[@TusharRoy01]

🤣

[@aanshikapuri5263]

😂

[@vrinda793]

19:43 bawa's typing skills with a single hand>>>>>

[@aishwaryaghaisas]

"You are in emotional pain" - Varun Thakur Now that's a new merch!

[@nirmalakamath2385]

Sitting in the train amongst gore log and laughing my head off watching this on the way to office 😅 you guys are the best ❤

[@bruced4087]

Kautuk is relatable in this one. 😂

[@imbombayboy]

Working from home and watching you guys feels im in between bunch of my friends 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻

[@ektapatel7347]

This is the tummy ache episode we all needed! Literally laughed through the entire 53:16 😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Now that Varun has compared Maalish with Tandoori Chicken Marinating, I can’t unsee that visual. He paints a lovely picture with words.

[@urjasenani8005]

I really don't enjoy my job and office..this podcast really helps me cope and de- stress my brain. Thanks guys!!

[@arnavsengar4181]

Can't believe this episode ended without any mention of KAAN ME UNGLI MASSAGE

[@PokhrajRoy.]

6:21 Selmon Uncle Point starts here. P.S. ‘TERE Naam’ had a full body Haldi Massage.

[@biswascomments2068]

Never choked on my bong so many times while watching any other podcast but this omg you guys got me burping smoke 😵‍💫🌬️😂

[@DevanshuPundlik]

Balraj Ghai laughing in the background got me 😂😂

[@vrinda793]

mast episode, my ribs got massaged by laughter

[@Manoj17Patankar]

lol, mast

[@chiragpatil9853]

Bawa what flexibility man...did not expect that leg to reach the table

[@PokhrajRoy.]

32:50 I never knew that Varun’s ‘Kaan Ke neeche’ served as a massage technique also.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

26:00 Kautuk wins the Internet by getting an article from the most niche website.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun giving up on the Intro is truly iconic behaviour.

[@ashishshahpur7105]

This is such a fun episode. This is one of those that I'll keep revisiting. Laughed my ass off. Also, totally on Kautuk's side on massages. You definitely need to know the person before taking a massage

[@1337ninja]

There are some TISS podcasts that are great for introducing someone new to TISS, for eg the first bollywood podcast, the pan masala podcast, to name a few. This 'massage' podcast is one of those ❤🤘

[@shashlik444]

Waiting for the time stamp where they talk about the 'happy ending' part of massages, to relate.

[@vrinda793]

one of the funniest openings for sure

[@vrinda793]

the cold ending should have been the footage of bawa cracking necks

[@mrigankamagotra9690]

Make a vlog of taking koutuk to a spa for a massage

[@abhishekjavali1524]

They should change those habitat chairs, or it sounds like someone is continuously farting.

[@jayantjj]

Best format man! One topic, in person. Love it❤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

BRB waiting for “TOH batao guys, back in the day, tumhare favourite massages Kaunse thhe?”

[@dipanjanasinha5853]

35:56 The canal city is Giethoorn.

[@meharganshani19]

getting a massage while listening to this… fully enjoyed

[@ashay07]

I laughed so hard for the remedy for hiccups point , i literally cried 😂😂

[@inarc1]

we want bawa to tell some great stocks to invest in the next episode...

[@prateektiwari]

Why is that the everytime universe makes it impossible for aadar to be on the most interesting topics of the podcast😢

[@PokhrajRoy.]

19:40 As someone who used a seaweed product, it’s great as a means to massage.

[@shivanirokade7250]

Enjoyed! Hilarious 😂

[@susurrus23]

The funniest efisode of tiss thanks boys

[@PokhrajRoy.]

8:50 All I’m getting is that Kautuk and I are the same. TIL that Kautuk is demiromantic about Massages. Interesting.

[@WatermelonSugar1209]

Taj Deccan in Hyderabad has terrific massage salon.

[@Kushiiiiiiiiiiii]

Which area

[@Sarb37]

@@Kushiiiiiiiiiiii There is just one.

[@AnushkaBansode-rn5dv]

Please bring back Aadar

[@marytem95]

The three sturgeons ✨️

[@pallavisingh1099]

As someone who is learning Roman History especially art and architecture, “Romans sab bagal sungh rhe and micro penis” sent me bro! 😭😂

[@LadkaFaraarHai]

It's Sai Kripa on Mahakali caves road

[@Juss169]

subah se thinking i should go get a massage, and then i see this. such a random and yet such a relevant (at least for me) topic. Lots of love!

[@atreyeeray2717]

They should invite Pokhraj on the podcast, his talent is wasted in the comments.

[@neelabh06]

True! Reminded me of the guy who kept requesting for Kriti Sanon on the podcast.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Haha you have to talk to the producers to have me on the podcast and also in any case, they’ve said that they don’t want guests because it affects the rhythm.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Also, on the contrary, writing comments has given me more confidence but thank you for your comment. Very kind.

[@neelabh06]

@@PokhrajRoy. Given more confidence to you? In what way, man? I'm just curious.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@neelabh06 I meant just finding a space where I can be honest.

[@vinaysantoshhanumanthavajj6441]

The happiness of seeing the new episode on my screen is …… ❤

[@ishw0r]

28:16 not cool bawa. One massage client reduced

[@ShafinThiyam]

Bawa tries level best for a wardrobe malfunction

[@shreyachakraborti6391]

Laughed so hard throughout the episode.. Awesome guys!!

[@devamsonigra2649]

28:14 why did you do that bawa!! at least you could have cut even that part 😭😭😭

[@chetanbhatia5242]

Varun: "That's nuts!" 😆

[@priyamsatpati]

Amazed to see Thakur in Patrick H Willems' latest video. 😂😂 that's actually crazy..

[@sebastiankoelo2499]

Can't wait to see Aadar back. Miss his jokes and relatable stories!

[@davidoff777ify]

That’s what the monkey said! 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

23:14 Technically, Akshay Kumar and Rekha in ‘In The Night No Control’ did it before Anil Kapoor in ‘Nayak’.

[@Abhi_Venky]

Guess you could say those pythons became .. masseusessss 😅 28:28

[@sandeep_bhat]

lot of touching happening :D

[@tharunjayaprasad1739]

The fact that aadar made a reel on chiropractics the other day. WFH member of TISS

[@erasmusthegreat2699]

Just came back from a massage to watch this 🤣 The coincidence!!!

[@bhavilnagar3245]

Can't wait to drop the rectal massage fact in a normal conversation.

[@shilpamanocha3195]

This one was too funny 😂 esp Kautuk ❤😅

[@vrinda793]

this is bawa's area of specialty, full in the element

[@KhusPhuschannel]

The last documented History Of Massage is Atreya and Punarvasu in their Sampradaya - almost 4000 BCE - not Egyptian which dates 2500 BCE.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Happy Ending of this video was explaining a Digital Rectal Massage. Also, that’s where the Male G-Spot is.

[@RaeCharle5]

No mention of Nuru…

[@citizenkane4243]

I want to know how they found the focus group for that hiccups thing 😂😂😂😂😅

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I hated Oil Baths as a kid and never understood the point of it. Only later did I realise it was a blessing.

[@tar_ux]

favorite episode in a while...😂😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:59 Thus proven that time is a social construct.

[@PriyanshuVora]

I love that iPad cover that Varun is using, could someone suggest where to get it from? Maybe an Amazon link?

[@idreeskanchwala]

Please tell me this podcast ends with Neville giving a neck cracking finish to Varun, no puns intended..

[@TS-op3lm]

Please do a podcast on Festivals.

[@TusharRoy01]

Commenting for engagement ✊🏾

[@surajshukla460]

Bhai entering the episode at 4:18. Kya hi episode hojesh!

[@shravsubramani6950]

When you're a girl and your love language is touch and you watch this episode.

[@ratulmaitra6538]

W thumbnail.

[@ratnesh0307]

the start 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@sayusekhar]

As per google the sebo massage is “temporarily”closed . Someone probably blew a little air while screaming

[@Ashwin-zg7rt]

Completely agree with Bawa on his massage views

[@prakirnkumar1331]

Stopped the podcast in the middle and went and had a massage 😂

[@nikhilsahay895]

How do these guys get upgraded to first class !! mera kabhi economy se business nahi hua aaj tak

[@shruti2748]

Even listening to the snake massage gave me the heebie-jeebies 😂 gaaah

[@sania0423]

First 5 mins into this episode and I booked an UrbanCompany Deep Tissue therapy massage.

[@ShriyaPrabhakar]

I regularly get massages here in the UK and have never been asked to take my underwear off…

[@aayush_vaishnav]

True

[@VasuHvardhan]

when varun said ''nichodo, pelo''

[@PokhrajRoy.]

18:13 I remember this. It was a cultural moment.

[@nalinvikram]

thumbnail kaun banaya🤣🤣

[@gunners87]

i can relate to Kautuk

[@yashthanawala5857]

Probably the time Kautuk did not want to promote Red Card was in a urinal football joke😂

[@hannaan8760]

love it

[@user-cz3ps8du9e]

@Neville- Is the canal city Giethoorn?

[@mloydfayweather6605]

Not exactly massage but every time I do a heavy tricep pushdown I feel like peeing.

[@vrinda793]

wait was this the same first class etihad flight where he joined the mile high club?

[@shantanu_pandit_]

Have you guys heard about ahren belisle????? He is a mute comic who is murdering every single time he comes on kill tony!!!!!!

[@1978Chandrika]

Chalo the python's name was Prakash!!!!!