The Internet Said So | EP 176 | Famous Quotes

In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing famous quotes.
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[@vibeexperimentation-lp9ts]

"Pigeons are rats of the sky" - Varun Thakur, 2023

[@idreeskanchwala]

T-shirt quote

[@bloodbathy]

In UK everyone say this. Pigeons are rats of the sky.

[@RealNetSurfer]

John Wick reference..

[@ishanbhatnagar6841]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott”

[@suvratapargaien3929]

To add to kautuk's pigeon story, back in oct 2020 my father and i rescued a kitten about a month and a half. We already had a mother cat and her 3 kittens at our place so my parents decided to give the new baby kitten to a kid who lives about 100 mtr across the street from ours. The kid came and took the kitten around 4 in the evening and i was upset but told myself the same thing "if you love someone set it free blah blue blah". Cut to 11:45 at the night the kitten ran from their house and came to the back door of our house and then i had him till he died due to a viral infection going around in jan 2022. His name was chanchal. Edit: "I have Kindle"- VT Quote that stuck with me: Someone's broken ankle doesn't mean yours isn't sprained.

[@DrishtiDulani]

My brother once said this, that changed my perspective, "mahine aur saal toh yu nikal jaate hai, waqt toh din nikaalne mein lagta hai" I've never had a bigger 💡moment in my life

[@vibeexperimentation-lp9ts]

"People are inherently people" -Neville Shah, 2023

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun’s back in his Jethalal Shirt Era. Bring those shirts back 🔥

[@pintupainter257]

Jethalal shirt era lmaoo 😭😭

[@nikhitart]

Ded 😂

[@rishabammer]

You gay brah?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@rishabammer Aapse kya?

[@rishabammer]

@@PokhrajRoy. No offense but I'm also planning to come out that's why wanted to know

[@animationbyparitosh48]

Best quote "you will either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become villan"

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m chuckling at the thought of KAUTUK in his Bhagyashree Era with the pigeon at home. It’s very cute.

[@mallikadandekar]

What has come into Bawa!!! He's been wearing such bright fun tshirts (loving this, no complaints) 💕

[@fibicreations]

Might be dating someone 🎉

[@Pouchie85]

Pls enjoy while it lasts

[@vrinda793]

@@fibicreations was going to say the same, happy that he looks happy

[@div7409]

Varun has outdone himself with the Bachstreet Boys joke. Gem!

[@mloydfayweather6605]

" मुलगी शिकली, प्रगति झाली " - John Wick !!!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“Give a man a mask and he will reveal who he is.” It applies to both Vicky and Uncle Roger lol

[@kayk5812]

That's why Kautuk is such a great storyteller. What a great idea for a toffic! It was bound to generate amazing convo. Absolute content gold! Well done bois! 👏♥

[@aryanrajesh3250]

I don't know who wrote this, but this one stuck with me, " The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all"

[@SupratimChakravarty]

Even if you fail, You still finish above others ~Varun explaining Erectile Dysfunction 🙃

[@rahulkanugo7943]

Thats what she said

[@Juss169]

could be below others too though

[@CockySuSMounted]

​@@Juss169ofcourse,depends on positional functionality ←_←→_→

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “EK step insaan liyesh lekin mankind Ke liye bohut bada leap leeyesh.”

[@aishwaryaghaisas]

😂

[@anuragyadav-jc8ym]

Nilesh Armstrong

[@justrocketscience9930]

Ok, as a rocket scientist, I look forward to flying Varun to the moon, just to hear this quote

[@CockySuSMounted]

​@@anuragyadav-jc8ymNilesh Armstrongaonkar

[@pranayshirode]

I was 28 mins in the podcast and I just said to myself there is no way they can bring in Bhai into the mix but Varun is soo obsessed to Bhai that he can't go a day without taking his name . You guys are Amazing

[@VanshikaSharma-bk8ls]

Thanks guys! You all do get so much appreciation for the amount of indirect mental therapy your talks give to some people.. Being listening to your podcasts since the beginning, but sometimes when i need it, i switch on any random podcast and it becomes more than entertainment, it is therapeutic ! Blesss up TISS !!!

[@SigmundQuadros]

"Collateral Damage" is the term Kautuk was looking for civilians or innocent damages of War/Missions/Battles.

[@durvashinde13]

i would be very disappointed if this doesn't contain all the quotes made up by the boys as well

[@patrickstar670]

No.. Yes.. But..

[@durvashinde13]

it's been a while since i last got the chance to sit through a premier of TISS. missed the boys.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

32:31 It’s called the Aroace Spectrum. That’s one of the best ways to describe love or maybe even attraction. It’s the shade card that KAUTUK is talking about.

[@dragenoxinside]

“TISS is a Tuesday ritual” - Mahatma Gandhi

[@adityaashtikar5705]

My mother says this whenever I cringe about not taking something extra (like blankets or food) when travelling - "Bhuk naso pan shirjori aso", which she translated loosely as - backup and preparation should be independent of your hunger. I think her bad translation has more meaning, also she's right about the extra food and blankets :D

[@suvidha5369]

shidori = extra food shirjori = one-uppance

[@adityaashtikar5705]

@@suvidha5369 must be shidori then, anyway turns out my mother's a better qouter.

[@baakaaria]

@@suvidha5369chidori - sasuke

[@kalakaarkunal3194]

Pegions are rats in the sky -Varun Thakur 2023

[@PokhrajRoy.]

We’re being promised a Part 2? So, obviously it’s not happening. Ok, got it.

[@cosmophilevin1054]

okay so this is my quote, its about space and how its fascinating "we try to find hope in stuff thats already gone, much like we still see the stars that are dead ahges ago"

[@sriee_0793]

Yes we need 4 episodes One of the said episode needs to be from apna comment section of all the "quotes" which were like '-VarunThakur 2023'

[@VivekVijaykantDhumal]

I suppose, in the end, the whole of life becomes an act of letting go. What hurts the most is not getting a moment to say GoodBye! -- Irrfan Khan

[@suvidha5369]

Uff

[@anantchirmade600]

Its from the movie Life of Pie

[@satyasaranpatra]

Irrfan khan didn't write this, he just acted

[@mohdyasir1273]

"Tera dost agar kuwe (well) me koodega to kya tu b kudega"

[@bharathchippa3773]

"There are two lives, the second one begins when you realise there's only one" - Naval Ravikanth

[@TheRanjansaket]

The entire Shantaram book is full of quote worthy lines. Fab book too

[@Manoj17Patankar]

9:45 dont flatter yourself Naina! Only legends will get the reference.

[@Shaikh.tanveer]

Was waiting for Bawa to finish his interpretation of "Khudi ko kar buland itna

[@requlus]

the hermann hesse quote is from the novella "Demian" and when i tell you that book singlehandedly changed my entire perspective of life.

[@rushiprajapati2710]

BACHstreet Boys 😭 Killed me 😂😂😂

[@itzmejax]

"If you have enough time, every place is walking distance."

[@MegaPunit007]

“The Question isn’t who is going to let me, the question is who is going to stop me.” - Howard Roark (Ayn Rand’s Fountainhead)

[@rakshithgowda3353]

“We have two lives; the second begins when we realise we only have one.”- Confucius

[@suvidha5369]

14:42 "People are inherently people." Bawa, 2023

[@k-factor07]

45:04 - Neilesh Armstrong quote

[@vineetgarmella]

The thumbnail of Neville is just 😂😂😂

[@peekaboo8339]

"If you had friends you wouldn't be on social media" by Neville Shah

[@siddshrestha]

""You miss 100% of the shots you don't' take." -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott

[@ghazalaahmad8386]

Junoon’s quote is Iqbal’s who also wrote “ lab pe aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri”

[@jashnb]

Was I the only one who understood the name "JustFlip96"? 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

44:36 Yes, I can attest to this. Varun does have nice and thoughtful quotes but I prefer the ones that are out of pocket 😂 P.S. My ‘Peeyesh, Letesh, Dekhesh’ was a hit on the Subreddit lol

[@shonell1386]

The BSB concert was mind-blowing!

[@idreeskanchwala]

kautuk's 10 year old impression of himself is choooooo chewwweeeeet lol

[@prashant8439]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretsky - Michael Scott

[@kc_padaala]

"In life go straight and turn right" - Sab ki aan, Sab ki shaan, Sabka ek BHAIJAAN!

[@2statesfamilytravels541]

When camera pans only to Vicky and kautuk.. Neville is diisinterested in bakar bakar... Loving thisssnewly found thing

[@PokhrajRoy.]

If I didn’t have the Internet, I’d start having a hissy fit but then I’d end up reading my books lol

[@aishw4]

1:49 - "Reflected glory of their intelligence." Wow

[@jeslyveronicajoseph3480]

The video thumbnail has me tripping for so long that I forgot to click and start watching even! 😂

[@zainabm.m.]

"Jodi tor dakshune kevu na ashe tobe ekla cholo re"- my favourite quote by Rabindranath Tagore

[@tarikarora92]

Missed the opportunity to call Kautuk ... Quotuk

[@PokhrajRoy.]

As someone who has been thoroughly entertained by the quotes generated on this channel, what a lovely toffic 😂 P.S. The thumbnail is cursed.

[@gagans7180]

would love to have many more episodes on "quotes "

[@fibicreations]

You guys missed how criminal minds would start and end with quotes . James Baldwin - 'Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

[@subhAjitDin]

Yeah each episode had one

[@ayushm5755]

Petition to discuss World Famous Narcissists or Narcicissm as a tofic with Varun as Vicky for the whole podcast.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

From the myriad personal stories mentioned in the episodes both past and present, Varun was a Social Experiment in his ‘20s. He tried every fad, every fashion trend and even did drag on TV.

[@anantchirmade600]

One of the best quotes I have heard : "If you could convert hate into electricity, you will light up the entire world." - Nikola Tesla (not sure, probably wrongly attributed)

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Cheesy proverbs hit different. They’re simply the best 😂

[@shubhamjaiswal2337]

" Fate changes no man unless he changes fate." --Iranian proverb

[@devshah7885]

It would have been great fun if u had discussed some quotes from how I met your mother

[@PokhrajRoy.]

51:38 Varun is an Ambivert. We’ve already discussed this. #IYKYK

[@naskarayan13]

" Bane raho pagla, kaam karega agla "

[@SweetSourPickle]

Is that a reiteration of "Yeda banke Peda khane ka"?

[@nehakhare8641]

Bava's laughter sound ❤😁

[@krisschahal9183]

Chole mature is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard for some reason😂

[@gunnervin]

“Very enjoyable and reminiscent podcast.” Albert Einstein

[@youtubeexplorer282]

How come AADAR appeared in live taping of Raunak's show and not a single one here?????

[@sss-uk1ly]

Don't ask for change, you bring change Famous quote by my BUS CONDUCTOR😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maheshnyayadhish]

Best quote by cowtuk "In some way, respect is something that you give to bring down your own guilt..🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻"

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Since Pride Month is coming up: “You never completely have your rights, one person, until you all have your rights.” - Marsha P. Johnson.

[@phx1139]

"Wear my own clothes, quote my own quotes"

[@rvntjnj]

Watched this one again... Waiting for part 2!!

[@theperpetuallyannoyed4074]

Man this episode was fkimg good apart from the comedy. I love when tiss talks wisdom n has serious convo about life and its often passed on as jokes but its deep af.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

JustFlips96 and AngelPriya are some iconic usernames out there lol

[@suvidha5369]

Don't leave us hanging there, context pls. Also, how are you everywhere 😅

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@suvidha5369AngelPriya just blew up out of nowhere.

[@babablacksphee]

My favorites quote - It is what it is

[@PandaTheAB]

Quote I've worn - I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right. (With a drooling Rick face) 😂

[@abhijeetsharma7619]

Salmon Bhoi got mentioned at 28:20 in the podcast.

[@poonampandey16]

this is one of my favorite episodes so far!

[@kshitijjha1348]

One that's plain witty to me is: "Theory and practice are the same in theory, but not in practice" Heard this from a chess Grand Master (Ben Finegold) but apparently this is a much older quote.

[@shreyashwankhede185]

There’s a great saying I like to tell people out of context: A foolish man complains of his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls

[@likun54]

we must imagine Sisyphus happy - albert camus

[@chetanbhatia5242]

My dad would say 'Sorry, Please, and Thank You is free. Use it as much as you want.'🙂

[@AkhilPisharody]

"ye youtube channel mujhe Rs.10 me bech do" -me to Varun

[@shripadbhat7548]

Just a trail of thought, quotes which made sense earlier ,now if we flip it ,in current world it's become more relevant. Like how change in the world, can be mapped to flipping of quotes For e.x Earlier "Jack of all trades ,master of none" But now "Jack of all trades,master of one" Which tells the importance of being versatile and all rounder in life. Like you could have little knowledge of all areas so that you could hit a conversation with any person,any where on any topic. But you also mastered one area from where you could earn .

[@sarbjeetsingh-rg4st]

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Max Ehrmann

[@Sufiyan_a_q]

"Not everything you read on the internet is true" - Abraham Lincoln

[@prashantparihar7312]

Best Quote - Dont make promises you cant follow up on. ( aka TISS promising part 2 of everything).

[@manishyadav-kf9lr]

"Call Kriti Sanon and discuss nepotism" Gajodhar

[@ShivanshSharma]

"Pray for the best, prepare for the worst" - Prisoners

[@JoeyLovesUPhoebe]

On that "Coat" let's begin the ephisode!

[@anishkrishnamoorthy5878]

Khayesh Peyesh Letesh - Sir Varun Thakur

[@sanjay6667]

“That’s what she said “

[@hrushikgole7468]

"So That day siddhi and I " ... --Kautuk Shrivastav

[@VineetNayak28]

@kautuk As peer Cunningham's law "We mingle in society not so much to meet others as to escape ourselves" is a quote by Josh Billings not Henry Shaw

[@nicknile1]

Guys left out William Shakespeare on wrongly attributed quotes