The Internet Said So | Ep. 34 | Birthdays

TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them... or something like that. In this episode, the boys check out and talk about birthdays.
Buy Varun Thakur's 420 Merch - bit.ly/2oDkhRV
Subscribe To Our YT Channels
Varun - / @varunthakurofficial
Aadar - / @aadar
Neville - / madbawa
Kautuk - / @kautuksrivastavaishere
Follow Us on Instagram.
Varun - / varunthakur
Aadar - / theaadarguy
Neville - / craziebawa
Kautuk - / cowtuk
Senior Producer - Prerna Obhan
Channel Artwork - Siddhi Surte
Special Thanks - Namit Nath
Thumbnai - Adsto

[@rocketsingh4985]

Bawa: Nobody used to call me to wish at 12 on my birthday. Also Bawa at 12 on his birthday......detaches the telephone connection!

[@codmobile1912]

😂😂😂

[@STAR08ification]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@akankshadwish]

I still do that 😬😬

[@ahmedshamil4753]

W2w22wwgsgeeseweeeeweeweeeeeeeweegeaeweeege4rrrrr#s❤s#sss#ss###s#s#sssss❤@rrrrrar4r44rrrrrr44gewgeegsaesee​@@akankshadwish😢wftf@qq

[@aziznasir7879]

I just reliazed Kautak is the star of this show without him the stories r never funny .. he is the star ❤

[@nishilbright2007]

It's coz he's the one getting bullied in all of it 😂 😂 😂

[@pairsdfw]

Neville. Idk i feel he is lonely after his divorce and his moms demise. Neville you make a lot of people laugh and I will pray that you are happy in whatever you do.

[@ashishrajak269]

Yaa actually he got so emotional when was talking about his mom gifting him Sony ka player for 30k Feel you Neville God bless bro ❤

[@YogendraSingh-kn5om]

@@ashishrajak269 meri maa 50 rupay mangta hu toh 10 deti hai 😂

[@nupursatoor5233]

“BAWA BUDHE!!!” Should be a t- shirt 😂😂

[@nupursatoor5233]

Omg u made my day 🤩😍

[@nakulgupta9792]

There was a time when on birthdays, there were huge ass balloons in which you used to put toffees. Then you'd hang the inflated balloon from the fan and burst it using a candle. Kaafi sasta piñata.

[@whostolemyfries]

Kyunki cartoon network pe dekha hai toh karna hai.

[@shubhamsavant7492]

Wtf. I almost forgot that ritual that used to happen in every birthday of mine from age 3 to age 12

[@ni007ck4]

Yaasss ! Sasta Piñata LOL 🤣

[@yashadvani7589]

Varun literally translating “throwing a party” to “party fekna hai” is hilarious.

[@jahnavikulkarni7191]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“Everybody knows that there is nothing cooler than an Astronaut.” - Aadar Malik, 2012.

[@smitmehta3478]

just watched filmfail. it was taklu who said that.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

smit mehta OHO! Kaahani mein TWIST!

[@milind1051]

send link of the video na fam

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@milind1051kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmXcin9vmbeCrKc

[@smitmehta3478]

@@PokhrajRoy. after 56:20

[@Nihar1999]

20 years later, when I recall the quarantine period of 2020, I'm going to remember the 4 of you and this podcast that gave me something to look forward to every week. Thank you and keep uploading ❤ (hopefully the podcast is still on even then)

[@akshayraghunath9022]

Dude you can see literally that everyone is more relaxed and light hearted in TISS than in SnG. i wonder why.....

[@rachitsagar3576]

kyuki you cant do comedy when there is a 'talwar' above your head :p

[@KrishnaSharma-wb7pp]

Because there is no one to constantly brag about America!

[@pdaddy23]

Varun: "Justin Bieber once rented a whole Island for his 21st Birthday!!" *sadma* Kautuk: mast. GOLDEN!

[@salmanabjani5013]

So how many TISS podcasts do you want in this Lockdown ? Me: Yes.

[@shatarupadasgupta414]

Salman Abjani appropriately so.

[@salmanabjani5013]

@@shatarupadasgupta414 Touché

[@shatarupadasgupta414]

Salman Abjani yessir!

[@vedantbharvirkar3909]

Cut to 1 and half years later

[@christopherthomas8063]

We need to start a petition to wish Neville Shah Happy Birthday at exactly 12: 00am

[@poojashrestha]

Yesss!!

[@pakapapita3104]

I'm doing it this December

[@Zaofishanqureshi]

Yes

[@manasshukla20]

❤

[@rachitsharma7062]

A topic suggestion: Indian Weddings... Kautuk can elaborate his experience

[@SweetSourPickle]

His wedding was in Russia.

[@IITianProudIndian]

Just don't understand why ppl like you force these guys with ideas. As if they decide ur entertainment!! If u want entertainment watch raga speeches. Liberals like u would love it according to your woke brain size. Waise bhi anti modi hi tum log

[@rachitsharma7062]

telnetpox how smart of you .... thanks for the suggestion anyways... aur ha vote to Maine modi ko hi diya tha.... I mean diya ya nahi diya .. Gaya toh usko hi

[@sarveshghosalkar0548]

It's so funny when I get all the reference from Varun's standup but others don't get it😂

[@joshansharma4244]

Neville "Haye Mera Dil,Haye meri Jaan" Shah

[@archanatale4929]

When Varun talks in Marathi 🧡

[@ruchagadre7973]

Hoo na!! Cute Bolto

[@antoanthony3400]

Fodcast

[@adityak007]

On a serious note Neville tried to hide his moist eyes at 59:00 while he remembers his Mom gifting him an expensive cd player...

[@kiranredekar5446]

Podcast is about BIRTHDAYS.. and Bawa still.. somehow.. manage to take this conversation to his DIVORCE 😅😓🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AchintyaPandit]

Everyone- Busy talking Neville at 22:00 - Damn this marker smells good

[@tropicanbravo]

Achintya Pandit bwahahaha

[@mayurdhondane]

"Tum first nahi, tum chutiye ho" - Varun Thakur, 2020

[@prathameshshrivastava2555]

Bawa is the representation of my depression if it was a human being

[@geetsahani]

Bawa the real flavor of life

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville is like Claire in ‘Fleabag’ when it comes to Surprise Parties.

[@anshulsharma9429]

Dude, I was thinking exactly the same thing

[@PokhrajRoy.]

anshul sharma You know what they say: “Great Minds think alike.”

[@mahashwetha91]

Yes that's y we love flea bag n him 😊

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Maha shwetha rao Cheers!

[@abhishekjavali1524]

Bawa always has stories with his mom and not his wife. Speaks volumes about how close he was with his mom, and how close he wasn't with his wife.

[@anonymous-gv8vg]

Well he divorced his wife, why would he mention stories with her publicly?

[@Jalanko13]

anonymous 123 he’s divorced NOW, he wasn’t earlier and yet still never mentioned his wife.

[@SV-pv6km]

Me at the end of the podcast: *MAST.*

[@CPA-RK]

Hi Varun Bhai, TISS has been The one channel that I have on loop all day long. Thank you so much for coming up with such relatable content. Really love your efforts man. Keep going. Stay safe

[@piyushgarg9897]

This was a gold moment.. I watched varun's standup about "him being abroad".. Also he said this one second ago that "I talked same tunes for each HBD".. And suddenly aadar is like "I have seen one comic do this bit"..hahaha damn aadar

[@aravindnarayanan1605]

I always feel like the 5th friend who's in the video call with his video muted!! That's the connection ❤️❤️😂😍

[@shreyaskelkar2057]

Bawa looks like that one guy whose birthday comes on 29th Feb

[@anmolkirtunia9065]

lmaoo

[@KrishmanyuThakur]

That's oddly specific, but.....yeah 😂

[@avimandavia6154]

@@KrishmanyuThakur He's not specific, he is talking about the leap year thing

[@aryamanjain8847]

Every time Neville talks about his mom and what she did for him, my heart fills up with so much warmth. Awesome job guys! Keep going

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville is that guy who likes planning his own Surprise Parties.

[@KolkatarChhele111]

I don't know anyone would care or not but am a bengali and i have a bengsli vlogging channel, with more than 1.76k+ subscribers. Don't worry; subtitles are there. Anyone there who will just check my channel atleast? Guys tumlog support karo yaar bahut durr pahuchunga!

[@Kastrom_]

@@KolkatarChhele111 you'll just be annoying to everyone if you keep doing that don't promote if your content is worthy enough then you will blow up

[@KolkatarChhele111]

@@Kastrom_ respect your opinion, but that doesn't happen bro coz people need to know that I EVEN EXIST. Then only they'll visit my channel and then if they don't like they'll leave or dislike.

[@Kastrom_]

@@KolkatarChhele111 forcing your existence on someone will never impact in a good way just imagine you're in a room with a bunch of strangers and you approach them with "Bro mereko dekh I exist notice me" trust me if you have good enough content you will get people to watch you

[@KolkatarChhele111]

@@Kastrom_ I get it, but room example didn't work though. Coz room m log h, chahey mujhe ignore bhi kare. They CAN SEE ME. youtube is like a lone room. No one knows am trapped. But I ģet your point

[@anubhabbhowmik3365]

Bawa: wait Kautuk's story is not over yet Aadar: I know when Kautuk's stories are over *Mic Drop*

[@hrishikeshkshirsagar21]

I have started relating me with Bawa. There are people like me🤣 Even I switch off my phone at midnight.

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

Are bhai,mera bhi Aisa hi scene hai

[@deep_shit2837]

Highlight of every episode is when Varun says ‘Bawa budhey’ 😂

[@TheJinxandCosmoChronicles]

This is so surreal....I was sitting on my pot this morning and thinkin why haven't they done an episode on birthdays.....and here they are..!! 😲

[@rocketsingh4985]

23:34 When Varun actually mentions your comment in the podcast! MADE. MY. DAY ❤️ Also, Varun does read all the comments guys! :P

[@skk7432]

ISKO KYA KAAM HAI BHAI. Nikita ke saath mast ding dong

[@aravindeswara280]

Look on varuns face is priceless when aadar didn't realise birthday joke was in varuns standup

[@saavanikarkhanis3076]

It's great to see that everyone is nicer to Kautuk than they were on SNG.

[@prachitaarora1227]

Ooooo I thought only I was the one who noticed that....kautuk is my absolute favourite❤️

[@arkaprabhasantra4896]

Asking Varun 'The Big Question' : "Did you get baked and then baked your own quarantine special B'Day cake???" PS: Hell I smoked my secret stash on #420 on your behalf and watched TISS...

[@ShubhamKaskyap]

You're cool brother

[@BrUh-ce8dv]

Bahut sahi.

[@arkaprabhasantra4896]

@@ShubhamKaskyap Thanks brother

[@aquibpatrawala2262]

🔥🔥🔥

[@paradox7283]

PLOT TWIST: Giridhar is actually kriti sanon

[@IITianProudIndian]

Plot twist: Manav Shah is actually Amit Shah lol 😂😂 the

[@paradox7283]

telnetpox 😂😂🤫

[@DonOfDuty]

Personality traits of baba Sad Intelligent Flexor

[@anantchirmade600]

What is Flexor?

[@sumitkothari17]

@@anantchirmade600 I guess show off

[@rocketsingh4985]

The lockdown has made Varun punctual. Or is it the post birthday vibe dot 12 PM...KYA BAAT!

[@mufeeed]

47:33 Bawa sneeking in a Sniff of Marker! LoL.

[@vaibhavsharma8461]

Just noticed Bawa getting emotional when talking about his gift from his mom♥️. Around 59:00

[@aquibpatrawala2262]

Physique like aadar, Psyche like Bawa, Life experiences like Kautuk, Cool like vroooon🔥🔥

[@Jayathi_22]

59:01 bawa was emotional and covered his eyes because his mom was saving for cd player and it was very costly and suddenly his mom gave him he was shocked happy every thing

[@mrigatrishnakalita1603]

Varun again changed his place 🤦🏻‍♀️ . . . Bdw happy birthday Varun🎉🎉🎉🎉😘

[@IITianProudIndian]

Why does it bother u where he sits? Such childish ness from you dumbers! Its their podcast and they decide. If u dont like, watch RagA speeches..ideal for your brain size LOL :D

[@mrigatrishnakalita1603]

@@IITianProudIndian i don't have any problem with wherever he sits.....and bdw who are you🤷🏻‍♀️aapko itna kyun fark par raha hai mai jo bhi bolu......and don't tell me what to watch and what not to please....you are nobody to tell me that🖕

[@IITianProudIndian]

@@mrigatrishnakalita1603 Lol!! U sound like hypocrite! Must be liberal..the type who support ndtv and caa opposers!! Still can't digest Modiji and yogiji success, and the frustration evident in your tweet lol 😂😂. Jaake burnol lele..ya isabghol LoL

[@mrigatrishnakalita1603]

@@IITianProudIndian aapka problem kya hai??...it seems like you are frustrated

[@nishilbright2007]

@@IITianProudIndian chutiya hai kya. Varun ka place se politics ghusa diya. Modi ka chamcha

[@shreyaparekh2452]

I somehow knew it had to be birthdays for this episode, because of Varun's birthday! Happy Belated Birthday Varun!!

[@sanchitakushwaha457]

14:30 ... the horror and the feeling of betrayal on varun's face.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anamikaharidas]

Petition to get Neville to try the curly girl method.

[@neville_shah]

Already follow TCG method.

[@dhavalpatel3626]

Pata nahi konsa method but sunke achha laga

[@durveshparalkar1696]

Bawa - Who all died on your birthday? . . . . Me who was born on 11th September :- ___________

[@Music.SG.1999]

My hopes of being wished😂😂

[@ankurchokhani1373]

I was going to comment that for myself

[@singhkratika]

Hahaha same even I was born on 11Sep

[@durveshparalkar1696]

On my 12th bdy, I was having Sandwiches, Cake, Rasna et al, when the news broke. We switched on the TV, to watch what was going on. I was literally celebrating my birthday when the Twin Towers crashed!! 😅😅

[@SiddhantJadhav]

F

[@sreenathganapathy5089]

Thank you guys for reminding today is Tuesday.

[@pranavmoosad4667]

Or is it a Saturday?

[@sagnik1807]

Guys! I am a big fan of your podcast & I haven't missed a single one yet. I would love to see you folks discussing about " Chocolates ", perhaps you could take it up as a topic anon.

[@abhinavjha8770]

Belated Happy birthday Varun! Call Siddhi, Nikita, and Aparna and discuss the guys with Neville :P

[@djthecompwiz]

Tu Naya Giridhar banega

[@darkknight1439]

@@djthecompwiz maine to phle hi kaha tha

[@SweetSourPickle]

No.

[@IITianProudIndian]

Tharki bugger!! Na koi life ya gf hai inka, and wants to watch others girls lol 😂😂😂😂

[@abhinavjha8770]

@@IITianProudIndian Usually I don't reply to idiots like you. I have a set life and a GF. And at least proud of my name, so that I can put up and not use a fake one.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

His Highness Neville Shah, Enemy of Joy.

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

Dayumnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

Dayumnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Bhoopesh Bhola I will take that as good feedback of my work.

[@dronakhurana4048]

Pokhu not entirely true, bawa is like jatayu to Sri Cow

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Galavanting bretheren of srisri cowtuk vastav Interesting Ramayan Référence?

[@apekshatanwar2237]

Do a podcast on “PETS”. 🐶🐭🐱🦊🐯🐽🐰🐹🐮🐭🐸🐼🐸Also belated happy birthday Varun. 🥳

[@musiclover2000ism]

wait I think they've done that??

[@ismabaig9348]

On xng podcast

[@antaraadasgupta3400]

this is keeping me sane. my tiny house is filled with 7 people. im dying. thanks

[@dhananjaikumar2912]

Totally agreed with Adar it the best cake on samosa with chips and chocolates with a glass of rasna 👌👌

[@rutuvardhan886]

14:28 LOLOLOLOLOLOL🤣🤣🤣 YEH DOSTI HAM NAHI TODENGE🤣

[@Saniyasweetest]

Meanwhile I am thinking 💭 “ Monginis “me kya problem hain 🤓🤓🤓

[@sometimes1128]

Thought for the day: Children's Day is 9 months after Valentine's Day.

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

Ye school mein Suna tha,bahut purana hai

[@sanjeevpandey6498]

Bawa is my spirit animal. I don't do birthday parties, i don't go to birthday parties, Hate surprises and gifts...

[@nakulgupta9792]

Bawa toh utne logon ko jaanta bhi nahi hoga jitne logon ne varun ko insta stories mein happy bday wish kiya. But the best part is they both look so comfortable with their own personalities. Bawa ko log nahi pasand toh wo comfortable hai, he can't be like varun. Ye seekhne ka hai usse.

[@meenakshivenkataraman7260]

I loved Monginis and I will always love Monginis.

[@ishashrivstava8479]

Best thing about this show has to be that you guys are so interactive with your fans.

[@poojashrestha]

Happy belated birthday, Varun

[@jahnaviverma3142]

Thanks for so many podcasts in this lockdown! ❤️ Also tomorrow is my birthday and today this podcast!! 😬😛

[@ayushi4720]

Happy birthday in advance! ❤

[@ravirajaka]

Happy birthday

[@jahnaviverma3142]

Thanks 😊 ✨

[@harshkichambare5339]

Lmao I Share my Birthday with Neville. Jim Morrison and Dharmendra ! 😂

[@kirannaik55]

Every week as the new episodes of podcast are getting posted, I'm getting more connected to BAWA right now. Strange 🤔

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville cozying up with his Marker. 😂

[@sumaliarora]

Pokhraj Roy true 😅

[@Chris141292]

Hi guys, A suggestion for a topic '' Failures '' This could be your personal stories what failures one face in a comic's career, how things influence to get back up.. You could also talk about your fellow comedians and comedians across the world and share their stories. This comes from a reference of Mr Johnny Lever who talks about ups and downs of his comedic career.. His personal traumas etc.. Enjoyed watching your videos. Keep up the spirits.

[@tejas9783]

Post credit nai bolke bhi dala. "Bawa BUDHE " rocks 😂😂

[@nirajaghera7695]

‪What’s the best birthday present in the world? ‬ ‪A broken drum! You just can’t beat it!‬

[@MayurJartarkar]

Guys you missed talking about the different games that were played on birthday occasions.

[@joydeeproni]

These guys unknowingly write so much funny standup content for themselves right here in the podcast

[@ashmi4121]

Varun: Usually on your birthday you expect phone calls. Neville: No.

[@prisonmike1218]

Legend says if you come down here early enough Lord Varun leaves a heart.

[@IITianProudIndian]

Why is he lord? Let's keep lords to our Hindu gods, not to these liberandu log. Hindu gods are highly respected in Hindu rashtra, so calling Thakur as god is not cool bro. Just try making fun of Jesus or prophet and you'll see the difference..we hindulog are tolerant, unlike the sickularism keede log

[@siddhantsingh4870]

F

[@sayantanimaiti4014]

Kautuk's impression of bevda Varun was epic.

[@tropicanbravo]

Varun ka bawa budheeeeeeeeeeeeee wala bit was crazy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abhyudaychandravanshi9049]

14:28 everyone's reaction on aadar's self realization 😂😂😂😂

[@shivangichaturvedi2769]

Can't get over Kautuk's impression of a bewada. Going to come back to watch it again and again. Phenomenal!

[@grewal1117]

Kautuk and Sidhi , me and my dad share our birthdays with you guys. Mine is 10th and my dad is 27th may.

[@bhaskarkakati]

Bawa is four birthdays away from becoming Darth Vader. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! . . No cakes on the terrace of death star please!!

[@ojeshbogati7251]

14:27 The Best Part!! You are welcome

[@rajawate2797]

Nephew of Anu Malik discussing copyright of Happy Birthday song 😂😂😂😂

[@saahilsiddiqui6762]

It's so nice to all of your faces and bawa's hair for an hour! Bawa is either talking or showing his scalp

[@jhanvivaghani8164]

Loving the topic!!! Thank you guys for doing this! So entertaining!

[@pranjalparashar8445]

The expression on Varun's face at 14:30 is priceless 😂😂😂

[@dikshaaarora2096]

Kautuk’s 9th birthday in an astronaut costume: Koi sense hai iss baat ki? Hume bohot lag rahi thi uss time

[@PokhrajRoy.]

43:23 There is no such thing as ‘replying back’. It’s simply ’Replying’.

[@divyabutala2889]

Aadar and Neville, thank you for keeping the lines in background parallel. :) :)

[@biswayanghosh1530]

hey guys why dont you call Siddhi, Nikita, and Aparna and discuss about the guys with BAWA!!!!

[@IITianProudIndian]

Just don't understand Tharki guys like u wanting to see the presenters girls, instead of watching the show. The lockdown must be making u despo Lol 😆😆😆

[@biswayanghosh1530]

@@IITianProudIndian bruv i had no such intentions in my mind. i jus wrote it coz it would be fun to lsn to their takes on these guys!!! no offence!! peace!!

[@tropicanbravo]

Kautuk ki amazing birthday yatch story ka pachka immediately by bawa and his death fact! 😂

[@aaqibhaque7194]

Much love from Dhaka, Bangladesh.

[@HusainaBohri]

Happy belated birthday Varun!

[@shashanktheoverthinker]

@44:20 the comment on agreement by thakurji, wah wah

[@sneha_2005]

Post credit scenes are my favorite now! But Bawa be like 'Chalo isme nahi hai post credits scene...' ! Reminded me of how Deadpool's post credits scene fooled us all!

[@AsIDiscover]

I wanted to listen to Kautuk's birthday celebration story. The cruise story was cute where 8 yr old Kautuk could not wrap his head around the fact that his parents had arranged it. He was just about to finish and Neville started his anecdote.

[@pranayyy7]

This is the most I've laughed in the entire day man!

[@Chinmay.Vichare]

Bawa does saste nashe with markers 😂😂

[@Traumatised311]

Ikr, but it's actually risky and fatal, people have died cause of whitener ink

[@implodethehaxer2558]

Neville, I always used to pass up on the opportunity to watch or start Dr. House M.D. Even after insaw the trailer, I always thought that I will not like it until in a previous episode of TISS you said that you never used to skip an episode and that's when I also started the show. And as of today morning, I have finished all the 177 episodes of all the 8 magical seasons of House M.D. and I can't thank you enough for "recommending" the show. It has become my favourite TV drama show of all time. Thank you. - Shuvam

[@zahilakhan6496]

That's interesting because when I watched it as a medical student, I felt it was too clichéd and gimmicky.

[@implodethehaxer2558]

@@zahilakhan6496 dude I know, I'm also a med student and most dramas are cliche but Dr. House MD as a story and characters and an experience is just something else