The Internet Said So | Ep 44 | Phobias

[@simran-em4gl]

POPXO: sonam kapoor has a fear of closed spaces KAUTUK:which is weird because she lives in a bubble all day long *died*🤣🤣 .... kautuk is a true gem 🙌🙌

[@ghanshyamsingh2494]

Thanks dude, I arrived at this comment straight from Spotify to listen it more accurately. Guys the podcast is great but just 2 improvements, please giggle less and stop interrupting. And Varun Thakur ji: Kindle improve your audio !

[@kani8390]

TISSOPHOBIA : Fear of not getting a TISS podcast on Tuesday

[@kani8390]

Oh fuq!! I got a heart from Varun❤️😎😎

[@MegaRazzzz]

That should be TISSOTUESSONONOPHOBIA then.

[@mahashwetha91]

Yes I totally agree... It had to be there Tuesday else fomo 😁

[@kani8390]

@@MegaRazzzz Heyyy!! good one😂😂😂

[@dikshamangtani4626]

TISSOMISSOPHOBIA

[@jayantjj]

Neville: I have a problem with dumb people Kautuk: Kharab marks aur fracture snake ka galti hai

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

😂😂

[@dAbs5]

@@VarunThakurOfficial Guys !! Varun ka woh superb music track dekha hai kya - MTV indies se follow karta hu isse, Nanok : Fever, Varun k saath hang out kar sakte hai kya, Just to be extended friends.. mast log hai sab

[@iffatrizvi9531]

exactly my thought process through this thing

[@rohitchoudhury3458]

TISS without a Salman Khan reference is my biggest phobia. Hud hud dabangg!

[@heisenberg5331]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@IITianProudIndian]

Please let's not support Salman Khan anymore after what he is doing to talented newcomers. Boycott this guy.. he's a menace.

[@sumedhdeshmukh3715]

Would listen to a whole podcast in which Varun is just passionately singing 90's songs!

[@tanihehe]

and getting copyrighted in 0.5 seconds XDXDXD

[@sumedhdeshmukh3715]

@@tanihehe Thanks Bawa!

[@triptisharma5121]

With Sumukhi !!

[@djthecompwiz]

Please let's get Sumukhi too?

[@sumedhdeshmukh3715]

@@triptisharma5121 Aadar too! 😂 For Anu malik refrences

[@captainobvious9949]

8:00 is a historic moment on TISS .. its the first time aadar gathered courage to shut bawa 🔥 ..now i have seen everything ✌️

[@pranavgautam96]

LMAO. Thought the same! Although, he repeated a story he's told us before. :P

[@vividfleurdelis]

Also quite funny because Aadar has narrated the same story once before.

[@Sos-soundsofsilence]

Hehe 😈😈

[@Valkyier911]

That's why 52:36 happened 😂😂

[@RoboGenesHimanshuVerma]

Kautuk has dehydrophobia. That's why he keeps sipping rasna.

[@IITianProudIndian]

It's not Rasna Bhai. He's not a 6 yr old. It's vodka with limca. Very easy to tell for experienced drinkers

[@bhaaratsharma6023]

Did you mean hydrophilia?

[@shubhangijain7126]

@@IITianProudIndian Dude you ruined the whole joke with a fact which wasn't needed. Stop being bawa 😂

[@RoboGenesHimanshuVerma]

@@bhaaratsharma6023 Similar but symptoms are way more complicated in this one

[@sumedhdeshmukh3715]

*Just TISS things(Part 2):* Vegan, 'The topic as you must have read in the title' , bawa budheyy bawa being fossil, bawa not having friends,bawa being Shashi Tharoor lite, bawa getting paycheck, bawa getting rent, bawa's KZbin strategy, bawa having bahot saare paishee, Godrej natures basket(Adda), Siddhi and I were watching..., My friend kushal, Yaari road, Jhaadu/Bartan/pocha/khaana, Royal clock of kautuk, Aam panna/nimbu paani, Ogilvy, Varuns 'woww...Broo...kya bolra hai...Shockingg', 11 Madison square ,QSQT JJWS STFU, I read all the comments, 'Tell in the comment section below', See you next week!

[@ambikakala2719]

We will put link in description box

[@prachitaarora1227]

Kautuk's "baap"

[@sumedhdeshmukh3715]

@@prachitaarora1227 and *Mast* too!

[@soumyabisht2509]

Sai services 😂

[@ambikakala2719]

Also amuzzzz boosh I don't know the spelling but I am sure Neville will correct me

[@spranav3974]

Welcome to another podcast of Varun's home tour

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Bhai ka room hai

[@Dream3r2002]

@@VarunThakurOfficial ooh salmon bhai ke ghar pe

[@blissfulbubble99]

@@Dream3r2002 😂😂

[@sidharthpal1963]

"G mein D" can be a very good T-shirt idea!

[@gajanandbaheti3339]

Kautuk teaches us the art of making the most out of things. Even if it is Tang Or Nimbu Pani, drink it like you are having the rarest wine on earth.

[@IITianProudIndian]

It's vodka not Rasna 🙏

[@adityaiyer425]

Bawa's phobia "not telling 'I will tell you why'"

[@chinmayeekulkarni1725]

Never stop randomly singing epic Hindi songs, never stop drinking nimbu pani from that glass Kautuk :D You guys are too awesome. Such relatable content in every podcast! It is really like hanging out with your friends and talking about random, interesting, funny, weird, absurd facts :D

[@heisenberg5331]

Phobia : 'When I was in the U.S'

[@anushayrehman7899]

i like how the gag for me was Aadar saying Bandarni rather than Bandariya 😂😂😂 cute. also the internet lag curse has been passed to Aadar. 😪

[@swatichoudhary3043]

*PROS OF VARUN REPEATING A STORY* first time- you listen-and laugh next time-you relate, remember,and laugh *Doston k sath puraane kisse dohraane wali feels* :))

[@shrinathghadge854]

It is 2.34 am in USA. About to sleep. But gonna watch this now. This lockdown has been quite memorable with these zoom podcasts. Cheers! I don’t know but I like this zoom format more than the studio ones!! Please do one discussion on the topic of “Jobs”!

[@secret469]

I can legit sit and listen to varun's graphically descriptive personal stories all day! He's a treat to listen to 😂

[@neeraj_shetty]

Someone should make the "Ab main gyaan chodunga" meme template with Bawa in it!

[@Harsh-su8bl]

Varun: Be sensitive yaar someone out there is actually suffering from this Also Varun: Ye Kaun chutiye log hai Jinhe sone meh dare lagta hai XDXD

[@desianujtyagi]

I have a phobia of Kautuk creepily and slowly taking a sip from his glass while looking at the camera.

[@CreativeNoob]

Solitudophobia: The fear of being so comfortable alone that you forget about the existence of other human beings. (A topical one for sure)

[@growthwithnakul]

There is other content on youtube then TISS! One of the things the four of you might not realise is the fact that we have grown with you for the past few years. I started listening to you guys and watching content from SNG days, from my 2nd year of college till 3 years into working now as a photographer. I have literally kept youtube open in my pocket while riding my bike and listened to you guys, LAUGHING IN TRAFFIC AND PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME WEIRDLY! Thanks for being there! The few months in between when we didn't have content was no fun! This is probably my first youtube comment since I started watching youtube.!

[@prabhneetsinghbawa2003]

Aadar enacting Aamir Khan and nobody acknowledging or noticing is the best thing ever! 😂😂😂

[@suvidha5369]

At 34:34

[@mitalibhadra]

Sirf Like button is such an under-rating for TISS!! There should be a SUPER-like or extra-like button for such shows! - KZbin wale uncle sunlo!! 🤪🤪

[@priyadarshinisethia6550]

@24:25 Bawa says he has fear of nonsensical abbreviations. Bawa is the man who started JJWS. 😂

[@rocketsingh4985]

Bawa: Varun, yeh tere painting ke peeche ek Moth hai kya? Varun: Moth?...UDDNEWALA? (Does the flying hand gesture) DEAD.

[@crazysaurus9956]

Both are same for varun

[@kani8390]

Neville: I don't like dumb people! Kautuk 10 mins later : I got bad marks cuz of the snake... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saurabhchindarkar5539]

Tuseday is now famous for two things, not eating non veg and listening to TISS podcast

[@spicyguava9333]

And then eventually someday watching Varun eat non-veg on TISS on a Tuesday.

[@ayushoraon990]

I don't watch the whole podcast at once, I divide it in parts and watch different parts the whole week till next monday, so I don't have to wait for the next video😂♥️

[@adawgisagangster]

I’ll usually listen to 10-15 minutes at a time, either at breakfast or dinner, so it feels like I’m eating with friends HAHA

[@darshana3840]

“We are born with fear of falling and fear of loud nosies. All other fears are imposed by society” Paulo Coelho

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I love how Neville corrects others but I love it when he’s wrong because then I can correct him 😂

[@gauravarora6315]

I have not seen any tv series or any movie in the past 2-3 weeks since I discovered TISS. janta tumhe laakho aur like de!

[@TejasDeshpandee]

The big question ka naam suna haii???

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun’s ‘Chhipkali’ Story is a sketch and or a short film waiting to happen!

[@Pouchie85]

Just listening to those CHHIPKALI stories from Varun and Aadar made me immediately jump out of my bed and check my hair, scratch my head and my head is suddenly itching weirdly and I am doomed for 6 months by definition 😵

[@preetamona]

I feel you. I feel this about the cockroaches

[@saniyamehta5663]

At 1:01:42 when Neville says that he needs to feel the "cclrrch" sound to know that the vessel is clean. Oh my! I thought I was the only one. Good to know that I'm not 😮

[@arkaprabhasantra4896]

Get Giridhar on the podcast and discuss Will Power.

[@Pouchie85]

The way Varun explains things is always so hilarious, "nahi tamatar nahi chahiye, to tumhare peechhe bull bhagega, chalega!" WHAT 😂😂😂

[@subhashpeshwa2997]

When you have a 5 PM work deadline but you get a TISS notification at noon. Guess mai job chod hi dunga..

[@sagarikapatra297]

petition to change "TUESDAY" to "TISSDAY"

[@poojitabollu2429]

This means it's a tuesday , right ??!!

[@Akshay1310]

Yeah! These days these guys put the Mangal in Mangalwar.

[@ogk2330]

THAT OPENING SEQUENCE WAS KILLLERRRR 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vivanmehta5816]

Conspiracy Theory : Aadar is an actual admirer of Salman Khan, he physically can’t go ONE podcast without mentioning Bhai

[@melbournemojoeats]

Neville's epiphany moment was so real.. totally felt it

[@vikassarang9008]

When you have a fall from motorcycle everything becomes slow-mo

[@jasonjones02-u7p]

I have just started watching and I'm sure Neville gonna rock in this episode

[@madmind5900]

Bawa's silly jokes are really funny. Varun - make a compilation of all lame/silly jokes of Bawa (or everyone's). I know it's a hectic task but it would be really fun.

[@ujwalk27]

U guys r so funny!🤣🤣🤣 I wish tumhare "TISS" k stage shows ho after this corona phase ends!❤️

[@kani8390]

The first 15 seconds were gold!!!🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂

[@me.partha07]

Guys! another Great episode.. props to the guy who recommended it... I personally have some of the phobias myself.. Arachnophobia - Fear or Spiders Agoraphobia/Enochlophobia - Fear of crowd & crowded places Gerascophobia - Fear of getting old Acrophobia - Fear of Heights

[@aliasgarpolan7136]

Vicky has a phobia of being poor.. 😂😂

[@jyotidwivedi3595]

Tissomissophobia: Fear of missing any episode of TISS :). i love you guys so much.

[@sonali9969]

Even I've had chipkali in my hair while driving the scooter. . Gives me chills listening to your story but also the fact that it's happened to both of you somehow makes me feel better

[@shalinibali5248]

8:00 I so knew that aadar is going to mention this as soon as I heard flying cockroach 😄😄

[@ajiteshsai3035]

No one: Literally no one: Kautuk: 100% dude

[@zuhasajid900]

The start was epic 😂😂 specially aadar's tur tur tur😂😂

[@aakashchopra5110]

I could sit and watch these guys talk about anything, all the time.

[@PooRaichand]

I was just thinking about rewatching The West Wing, and I’m taking Bawa’s tshirt as a sign from the universe to go for it

[@syedomair8647]

format of this podcast: One person: guess this person's phobia Everyone: Damn silly answers That one person: Something serious with a smirk on their face :)

[@aangkurosaki9824]

59:32 Neville you are not alone with this. You pointing this out also helped me realize it.

[@harshitkhiani2137]

You GUYS ARE DOPE FOR KEEPING UP WITH THIS !! Please do an episode on BOOKS

[@iffatrizvi9531]

I requested the same thing!

[@snigdharoy1526]

The episode would end at, "Varun ke paas kindle hai." (But hell yeah, books or just reading!)

[@triptisharma5121]

I was just watching an old TISS episode 😂🙈 completely forgot it's Tuesday and got notified ! Yess!!! TISS day 💜

[@vaibhavitorde7419]

Jab title padha to laga yes ye maine suggest kiya tha par varun yaar tumne kaha kisi ladke ne suggest kiya tha....I felt bad yaar...But it's still exiting!!

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Thanks to you 🙌🏼

[@iffatrizvi9531]

hey guys, i have been following you guys since the beginning of this podcast and love all of you, recently you've even become part of my sleep schedule, i go to sleep replaying the podcast on podtail but i've been waiting for a long time for you guys to do one on book. As an ardent reader I really want to see you guys discussing books, expecially neville and kautuk (since they're more into reading) . so here's me asking you guys to do one on books, especially fiction books or novels... that would be two of the things i love in one place. So please do this, love you guys! Edit: just wanted to mention both Aadar and Varun narrated their nana and mom stories about fighting flying insects/ bats alone on the same podcast if can remember correctly, but we love you guys so we don't mind listening to it again but since I've heard it more than once, the previous narrations of both stories were better, probabaly because of the context.

[@parulkhanna3266]

I start singing a song, my friends join in, they stop and I continue! Story of my life.

[@normalviewerbhai]

Finally new podcast 😍 wow.. guys please make one more conspiracy theories episode 😍❤️

[@llamastoneheart]

These days I really don't have any track on days and time. But I do know my Tuesdays cuz a new TISS podcast every Tuesday. Thank you 🌹

[@cyberrecluse7024]

Omg Varun is such a bad ass! The level of skill and precision u need to kick a fly out cold...damnnnn! Teach me 🤜🙏 Sensei! Varun has so many funny stories like chipkali , getting bitten by jellyfish...he could make a Netflix special out of it . I have said it before will say it again , he's our own bert kreischer . The machine!

[@bluntman1001]

@38:29 “Justin TimberLAK” 🤣🤣🤣

[@anahitakeer8493]

Thanks for keeping this going through the lockdown 🙏🏼❤️

[@surbhi8599]

aadar's laugh is the cutest thing ever

[@dhyanigohil4840]

Cause of my death will definitely will be by laughing too hard while seeing Internet said so😂😂😂😂😂♥️

[@joannacindydsouza1865]

Woah!🤯🤯... you guys genuinely made me feel normal😂😂. Always thought i was the only weirdo who's had lizard fall on my head twice😣😣

[@24sahib]

Kautuk, regarding your phobia of not being productive enough, that has got to do with our relationship with time and its modern chronological understanding, as to how it is always going away from us. Think of 'sitting still and doing nothing' as any other important part of your life. "This is life, right here, now, and it is not taking away time from anything else I want to do.' This thought might help.

[@souravsinha5803]

Me watching dark ending explained VIDEOS OF 10 MINUTES: Nope VARUN EXPLAINING DARK SEASON 3 IN 30 SECONDS: YES

[@devansharora9133]

This episode was so hilarious and good. Loved it. Y'all are amazing ❤️

[@karanbalwani]

58:30 That's something to ponder over. Amazing insight.

[@janhavichaudhari]

Varun: “Maine macchar ko LAATH maari bro!” Hahahahahahahahhaha did not see that coming. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Neither did that macchar. Huehuehue.)

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

#TrueStory

[@janhavichaudhari]

Hahahahahah. Have you ever heard that houseflies “lose their balance” when you swat at them? I’ve legit been told this. That “makkhi ko chakkar aata hai. Toh usse maarne mein aasaani hoti hai!” 😂😂

[@saumyatasingh1845]

Binge watching all the podcasts. Conclusion :- Varun is really cute 😂

[@stutigandhi4302]

Neville doesn't use long words, just too many words.

[@sarangwakpainjan2702]

Can you guys see the awkwardness between Adar and Neville? Only the people who follow them know this. 😂

[@sukeerti385]

Can you elaborate

[@sarangwakpainjan2702]

@@sukeerti385 Munna bhai " NAHI"

[@Sunil-fg1rf]

@@sarangwakpainjan2702 🤣

[@atulya7845]

I don't think it's actually there, people who saw it (me included) are imagining the tension

[@gaminggaminggaminggaming2976]

What happened?

[@ashwinmathur8809]

Best cold open Yaar, love this new thing on the podcast!

[@nidhi_ms]

You guys are so relatable... That singing in the start n bond you guys share 👍

[@bhaweshjaiswal5109]

Phobia : Not getting a TISS podcast on Tuesday

[@DharmeshChhatrala]

0:17 I seriously want Varun Thakur's version of this song. I see the potential right there.

[@kani8390]

I am watching this podcast for I think the 3rd time.... And still I'm here laughing soo badly as if listening for the 1st time😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥 Probably TISS is the only thing on the internet that I can watch for even 100th time and still laugh my ass off..!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@pranjalparashar8445]

I love this podcast!!The only problem is that Tuesday comes once a week 😂

[@MrNinetailf]

Loved the intro!!

[@riya-ky7ev]

Okay imma say it. Aadar's Amir Khan impression was so cute 😂

[@n1kh11]

Bawa's confidence while saying "I am sure you are pronouncing incorrectly" 🤣😆😂

[@pradyumnawarrier8219]

“She’s cooking spaghetti with oven mitts. What the fuck?!” made this whole podcast worthwhile. 😂😂😂

[@ashashaharwalepatil8390]

23:00 Atlast varun's karate summer camp paid off

[@nikhilbhai3075]

35:45 varun getting close to camera to listen although he is wearing headphones😂😂😂

[@ranjaniramesh7213]

And aadar is the musician 🙄😂 Varun’s singing thooo 🤯😂❤️❤️

[@PriyankaSharma-vg5ue]

No podcast without salman......🤣🤣🤣🤣 Phobia ki definition😂 "Nevil" you seriously have taught me more english than my english teacher...6mins into talk and adar's seriously finds its way🥰

[@aalindkale6772]

Varun Dhawan has a phobia of good acting 😂😂😂

[@syedomair8647]

Snakephobia Longbottom : slices throat in slo-mo. Shah: eeekkhhh, bhaaggg!!!

[@shreyaparekh2452]

Kautuk says "Neville has a fear of small words", in the next three sentences Neville has said "definitively", "anticipatory anxiety" "fear of the unknown" and "Nevillophobia"!!! Also cannot believe they missed radiation affected chuha could be called a " chulk"!!!

[@UgavanthVaddi]

Chulk 😂🤣

[@vedicarawat5028]

The salman references in this podcasts were so less. This makes me sad😰😭

[@kani8390]

55:54 Dude!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️ I just discovered what phobia I have!!! Kautuk and I share a phobia🔥