The Internet Said So | EP 75 | Heists

TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. Join the boys in the 75th episode as they delve into the world of heists!
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[@ayushn2308]

I've said it multiple times, I'll say it again, Kautuk's one-liners are next level. Sad less people identify with such intelligent humor

[@guitarsoloinc]

Thanks for saying this😭

[@setabjatarafder3203]

Trueeeeee....so trueeeeee....even adar ....his one liners and wordplay... amazing

[@jivendrasingh017]

But his stand-ups are shit. 😐

[@guitarsoloinc]

@@jivendrasingh017 bro yeah, his clips on KZbin are eh, but watch Anatomy of Awkward, it's fkn good

[@anirudhsharma6826]

If Varun has to put two disclaimers in the video to 'not heist', the bar is not high enough

[@nileshsaraswat130]

How Varun felt in first minute, that is how Chandler felt when no one believed he got new specs.

[@AbhinavKumar-sb4vw]

😢

[@laksh_ayy]

Varun has kept "top 10 heists of all time" tab open for 6 weeks now, finally he can sleep peacefully

[@hd.997]

He certainly needs to start using bookmarks andbookmark manager!! Intna kitna boomer hai bro.. ...

[@mayankverma2697]

Neville in every podcast... “NO NO... (**repeats the same thing using complex words**).. 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Aadar: “AANKHEIN 2 aayega.” Varun: “Yeah...but my AANKHEIN won’t be watching it.” This is what makes my Tuesdays better 😂

[@TheSumitKataria]

aadar is a true artist.. kept a straight face for an hour..

[@sambitbaraj]

Underrated comment.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville is so beautifully contradictory. Exhibit A: He hypes himself but somehow blushes when someone else hyped him 😂

[@magikarp653]

Pehle 5 seconds mein Varun ki Gazab Beizzati 😂. Perfect cold open.

[@CaptainAmerica-pg3br]

Are Magikarp ji❤️

[@magikarp653]

@@CaptainAmerica-pg3br ji 🙏

[@paramitasaha8430]

"Politicians will always be on top of the food chain." -Kautuk Srivastava, 2021

[@sdramw]

So we’ve named our dog Loki and the whole time you guys discussed DB Cooper my pup kept looking and eventually barking at you guys because he couldn’t figure out why his name was being said so much

[@kriznan97]

If Selmun bhai did a heist it would be a Bhaist

[@Gaigai275]

What a Birthday Gift, A pre recorded TISS podcast.

[@yashvardhangoyal9063]

Happy birthday mohit!

[@Gaigai275]

@@yashvardhangoyal9063 thank you my man.

[@nikhil_mahajan685]

Varun: maine monalisa dekha nahi hai personally Aadar: Haan. Woh mar gayi thi.. 🤣

[@gaurichandna1]

I was today years old when i found out there's an IMLI flavoured icecream out in the world !!! Tf!

[@tia_____1891]

I mistakenly ate it and have never went to the same shop to buy ice cream . 😭😭

[@findingplaces1986]

Same here...never knew there was imli flavoured icecream

[@YuvrajSingh-js1lx]

There is!!😬

[@CluelessIndianGamer]

24:47 I was today years old when I came to know that female of a "fucker" is a "Fuckress" 😂😂😂

[@shruti2748]

I was revolted thinking about it but my friend says it tastes like kalakhatta kinda, so maybe Varooon has a point!!

[@raghavkhurana4624]

The disappointment when we realised that the ice cream is not COLA.... but IMLI 🤯

[@SweetSourPickle]

Equivalent to finding threads and needles inside a Danish cookie box.

[@raghavkhurana4624]

@@SweetSourPickle ikr 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Aadar being random is the cutest thing ever. #LordOfAadarisms

[@mattmurdock7336]

No one: Literally no one: COWTUK: So Siddhi & I ... Aadhaar : Ohh Yeah !! VT : Paisheeee! Neville : Rothschild, Aaron sorkin

[@jyotiiyer3011]

VK!

[@siaparekh5769]

TISS: Straight hair this side, curly hair that side

[@sorifulalamtipu9000]

BHAI wasn't mentioned in this entire episode. . . This is a weird day

[@kjkls]

Heist is bhai second name no 😂

[@hellothere3286]

when there's heist there's always Bhai. No need to Mention the legend

[@Bhw5097]

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

[@pritish7pritish]

Who’s that new guy who looks like Varun?

[@d0cc_550]

Oh. You don't know him? He's Vroon.

[@fabihafaizahabanti4700]

The Bangladesh Bank resulted in a lot of complications with the governor resigning. Horrific but amazing story. Kudos to Kautuk for mentioning this! Love from a Bamgladeshi! ❤

[@SIDB0]

You four are thief's you stole our hearts 💕

[@sanatshirodkar7]

thieves*

[@007shumr]

No homo

[@SIDB0]

@@sanatshirodkar7 sorry I don't want to steal it

[@sanatshirodkar7]

@@007shumr or not

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Basically, Varun fixing his hair is an excuse to flex his biceps 😂

[@SweetSourPickle]

#JustGuyThings

[@abhinavrandive]

Just watched he Rick and Morty Heist Episode(S4 EP 3) right now. Some REAL BLACK MIRROR SHIT HAPPENING TO ME RN

[@rosh_1177]

Varun's presence alone in any video, even if it's in other comedians' videos, brings a smile to my face. You just know well in advance that he IS going to make you laugh.

[@ramyarao4499]

thank you so much for being so consistent with podcasts man!

[@fkn6741]

Your welcome

[@iamami_d]

Neville at 28:41 is basically “But did you die!?” 😹

[@mattmurdock7336]

I listen TISS New year & Alcohol Spotify podcast with timer & drift off every night.

[@sinchandey9261]

Kento Bento is genius. His videos are so well detailed and his animations man. Top notch. Definitely suggest every true cirme nerd

[@siaparekh5769]

“Mango aur imli donon ka chakkar chal ra tha” - Aadar 09/02/21

[@iamami_d]

I noticed the hair varun. ✌🏼

[@gauravgandi1398]

Family Business is a movie with Hoffman and Connery. This movie had that "last guy got stuck bcos nobody ia there to buzz him" situation

[@sandyakhani]

Special 26 is inspired from real heists, it's called 1987 opera house heist and it is still unsolved.

[@pratyushojha7134]

Y'all forgot about the greatest heist 'Happy new year'

[@AzeemaC]

33 minutes in and no mention of White Collar so far Come on guys, don't do my man Neal this injustice xD

[@pandababu25]

I have two things to point out here, 1) they didn't speak about happy new year. 2) not even single mention of Salman Khan or bhai. Are the boys all right?

[@tanyaamin15]

Neville singing 'Phool baharo se nikala' and dancing is the highlight of this episode

[@shyamchandvale6189]

Literally went back to see from the "dry" DB Cooper story (want more of Neville being innocent Neville), to make the podcasts more fun and lively

[@jainamj]

Hajmola icecream is what I'm gonna have with my date on Valentine's.. 😂

[@tilottamam7315]

Mee tooo

[@tbopardikar]

Can't believe nobody did the "It's Vicky this side" joke at the beginning

[@LJlight]

Such topics are so interesting... I wish there comes more of this and true crime podcasts...

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Of course it was Varun who pushed for a ‘True Crime’ and ‘Heist’ Podcast.

[@meghnachoudhury1622]

But sounds more like a Kautuk thing 😀

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@meghnachoudhury1622 True Crime, perhaps. But when it comes to ‘Heists’, the answer is Varun.

[@meghnachoudhury1622]

@@PokhrajRoy. Okayy. You know him better I guess

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@meghnachoudhury1622 I’d like to think that lolololololol

[@meghnachoudhury1622]

@@PokhrajRoy. hahaha same ..for Neville 😛😛

[@prabhanjan]

Interesting fact related to the DB Cooper heist - The initial 737 aircrafts had retractable stairs at the rear below the fuselage that could be opened mid flight because of how it was designed. After this incident, Boeing came up with a simple spring mechanism that locks the door from outside due to the air flow when the aircraft is moving so it can't be opened from the inside.

[@toastygambino2258]

I am all in for the Hajmola ice cream 🥳🥳

[@karanbirsinghbhullar]

Same

[@SweetSourPickle]

It's like frozen farts

[@thunchan14]

Varun: I haven't seen her (Mona Lisa) in person.... Aadar: Araay vo marr gayi hai. 😆😆😆😆😆

[@_H.O.T_S.H.O.R.T.S_]

You missed the heist Bollywood G**du pulled off.

[@hriday.]

Underrated comment

[@shardulnandapurkar1093]

You did not discuss the best Bollywood heist movie of all time: Aankhein starring sushmita sen and Amitabh

[@harshitashrivastava4238]

I dint know CON MAN is Confidence man. You learn something new everyday. Thanks TISS!!

[@SweetSourPickle]

Omg

[@gayatribhaskar7252]

After a tiring, low, disappointing and slow day.... here come my TISS boys who never fail to bring a smile to my face! Thanks guys 😊❤️ Such wholesome content ya!!! Love you’ll ❤️

[@bhavikasalvi8786]

Netflix showed me money heist ad right before KZbin starting this podcast

[@dineshchhatpar]

@Varun - Special 26 ka gaana, "Mujh Mein Tu, tu hi tu basa". And it was a true story based on Tribhuvandas Bhimji Zaveri robbery in the 80s.

[@adityarajeshwakade8279]

When the cold open is so cool, you get mad at the packaging playing in

[@ashwinmathur8809]

I love this podcast! Each member has their own amazing nuances and it is so beautiful!

[@shreyadebnath7218]

Adar is looking hansome in frozen mode 😆😆😆

[@PokhrajRoy.]

By the way, has everyone noticed how every other guy thinks he’s a Trader/Stock Market Expert after Scam 1992? 😂

[@shyamchandvale6189]

And that's scary (how much power OTT has on common people). Varun, before you get hitched, do more OTT! Yeh peeche sey struggler famous / successful baannn kei ja rahey hai. High hopes from you after your "YRF" debut aka Jab Tak Hai Jaan

[@abhinavghosh]

Well I learnt about stock market from Jaspal Bhatti.. his pp waterballs

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@abhinavghosh 😂

[@ameyadeshmukh5200]

Watching Aadar disconnect these many times, which was obviously not his fault, is a calling that we need to move back to the couch episodes. Watching the boys react to facts in person, beside each other and not behind screens was beyond gold. Miss those too much :'D

[@friedsugar2701]

Yes, Hajmola should be an ice cream flavour.

[@saahilsiddiqui6762]

You guys forgot a great heist movie called "Happy New Year"

[@aasthaseth]

It was posted at 11AM What a delight to watch a sneak peak of 20 mins before other TISS members #TISSarmy

[@kewaldoshi]

Actual name Dan copper, he genuinely pulled off one of the greatest heists ever. It started off when the aft ventral air-stairs (stair case attached to the back of the plane) was introduced to the Boeing 727 to help load passengers quicker and at airports where stairs were difficult to get by. Because there was no locking mechanism for the stairs, it drew the attention of military n CIA as they were looking to drop agents and supplies during clandestine operations because passenger airliners were able to fly over countries where military planes couldn't fly. The CIA tested this in Thailand in the 60s by using their 'cover' airliner to try this and then they discovered that they could do this safely under certain conditions (speed, flap settings, etc) Somehow Dan Cooper knew this and he even knew that you could take off with the stairs open which was done only in secretive testing of the plane. When he handed over the ransom note to the flight attendant, it read the $200k and ALSO 4 parachutes in particular because he knew that asking for only one could've been tampered with and he made it seem like he had hostages to decrease the likelihood of that happening. Actually, he told the pilot to go to Mexico City but due to the specific settings for jumping off, the pilots said they couldn't make it to Mexico City due to the inefficiency of that flight and they already had 3-4 airports planned as 'refueling' points so it just adds to the kidhar bhi kud gaya question kyuki planned route pe bhi nahi kooda One more thing, according to the pilots when he jumped out, it was pitch black and a heavy rainstorm going on. The 2 fighter jets following from Dan's blind spots couldn't see him jump out due to these conditions The year following this event, as many as 15 similar attempts were made and most of them were caught immediately after their jump Boeing even named their locking mechanism for the staircase as the "Cooper vein" after this event

[@vibhaukey8788]

I like how Varun likes the comments so randomly.

[@vibhaukey8788]

This is the reason I like you kbye!

[@shrutiharnoor4077]

varun : Bawa is a micromanager me : I now need to be compulsively micromanaged

[@himanshutopal]

Varun and Kautuk great stuff with Shaitan Haveli. Binged last night. It was hilarious. Love from Melbourne. All you guys are superb

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Giving the Guard a Laxative as used in ‘Bean: The Movie’ was PURE GENIUS!

[@aanchalcute1]

had to pause and laugh for good 5 minutes on- "i will recruit my grandfather and ask him to fill passbook" Varun's heist at SBI.

[@salonikambli9045]

In the last true crime episode I was legit thinking that they should do a episode on big choris ( heist).

[@shivanipatekar6239]

Varun... U make my day beautiful.... Love love...

[@nikhilvartak1174]

Sleight of hand and “Twist of fate”- only bawa can drop u2 references

[@raihanshamsi346]

Hahaha look at the way how Bawa has flipped in this episode! Apparently he hated Money Heist in the Binge list episode.😂

[@sandeepaditya]

Salman Khan in kick guys. It was right there and you guys didn't touch that 😂

[@amritbuxani9645]

Wait a minute . You guys spoke for one hour and didn't mention Happy New year and Players even once😂

[@flubber10]

When Cooper sacrificed himself to ensure Plan B, he is caught in the black hole's gravitational pull but, instead of dying, ejects from his ship -- landing inside The Tesseract (aka the wormhole's gravitational singularity). xP

[@MarathiCricketCompany]

Bawa just loves when people talk about him!

[@kjkls]

Narcissism

[@AnkurJyotiBasumatary]

There is an extensive coverage video of D.B Cooper by a youtube channel called Lemmino. It's really great.

[@DevikaK1293]

At first I thought Varun was eating a Chocobar and I got so sad because I can't have it (because I'm not in India). Then he said imli/hajmola ice cream and I didn't feel so sad anymore 🤣😷 Also I don't comment often but I watch every single TISS episode and I've literally got through so many boring lonely pandemic days laughing with this podcast. Lots of love to you guys, y'all are the best screen-friends ❤️

[@lavi5215]

Varun is looking amazing with his new hairstyle! ❤️

[@Rishab_Patil]

Bruh Varun is Soo innocent (I'm talking about the starting 5min) 😂😂😂 Ps - conspiracy theory pt 2 kab?

[@tia_____1891]

My fav EP. Should also include something about time travel . But u know .... Part 2 is a myth (according to constitution of TISS)😭😭😭

[@saurabhkashyap5877]

your podcast always makes me happy loved it ..........meet u all some place better than here ...goodbye

[@lostxout]

21:18 Nope, you guys are on the right video this is the actual theme song

[@tia_____1891]

Why are we not talking about Kautuk vibing alone in between... 😂😂😀 . He is enjoying it so much. 🔥

[@abhinavtripathi6561]

Neville in Binge List episode:- Money Heist is guilty pleasure Also Neville :- I am hooked to it, kya series hai

[@debanjandas4586]

'Kaun Mera' is a great song in Special 26 sung by Papon, later re-done in MTV Unplugged

[@Terminator-gu1yv]

Happy to see Kuldeep Yadav being a part of TISS squad 🎉

[@darshanapadhiyar3223]

Thanks TISS for changing my eating habits. Cant take zoom calls without nimbu paani/ice cream/puffs! :D

[@prisonmike1218]

After a disappointing India loss, this podcast made my day 🙏🏻❤️

[@fanboy5272]

Hey Prison Mike, how many heists' did you pull off?

[@prisonmike1218]

@@fanboy5272 I kidnapped the president’s son. Not your daily heist felon

[@thakurrama]

The Usual Suspects - Another great heist movie.

[@raunakdassharma5365]

Damn TISS is too indulgent. Fucked up my navigation and had to take a U-turn after 2 kms. WORTH IT

[@gaurangkumar6235]

It's absolutely surprising to have an episode about heists and the gang not going "paishe paishe".... Also, no mention of Semlon bhai in this episode!!!! 😝😝😝😝

[@sanskarraikar1095]

aadar just took a screenshot of his face is cam off and is just talking lol

[@SweetSourPickle]

Hahahahahaha big brain move

[@sakuralife2736]

I think the team you are assembling for looting SBI will also require average (normal) person . Who will have normal view on everything and everywhere. Because heists people tend to miss out things that can be pinpointed out by our normal guy

[@oldgamer856]

Aadar's face is Neville's face at his facts

[@salmansdriver9561]

24:47 "and that fucker or fucker-ess" mashallah

[@Flushnoise]

"That fucker or fuckress" Why did I find that funny hahahahahahahahaa

[@soumendubikash]

The story of Monalisa heist is nicely written in a Bengali book by Narayan Sanyal. The carpenter was contacted by a rich man for the same and was instigated to steal it as derive to his nation, Italy from where Napoleon allegedly stole the painting. The painting wasn't supposed to be sold but rather given back to govt for some international negotiations.

[@dineshdaddala2043]

Giranjeevi's gentleman movie has also heist scenes 😅🤣

[@2601shan1]

At 57 min Varun says and he will show you that Dracula ka prosthetics. I thought they Segway into shaitaan haveli and make it more funny 😄 clearly missed it

[@aliasgarpolan7136]

Was it just me who saw Bawa casually flexing the NETFLIX sipper!! 😁😍

[@nilouferhina911]

Omg i thought me n my brother are the only ones who have watched BAAP NUMBARI BETA DUSNUMBARI! 😂😂 P.s. We used to binge watch it as in saudi that was the only cassette available back then #ourguiltypleasure 😂 This n HUKUMAT🤣🤣

[@Manoj17Patankar]

I like the Pulp Fiction poster on Vrun's wall

[@YoursTruly108-h4h]

43:10 *Kangana laughs silently