The Internet Said So | EP 83 | Mafia

TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. Join the boys in the 83rd episode about 'Mafia'. Not the game, but the organised crime syndicates.
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[@badartsgirl5373]

1:45 Aluwadi is Aloevera 2:24 Ready? 3:08 Kachra khana Mafia 3:35 What is a nice supari? 5:18 etymology of Mafia 5:58 Italian Rampuri 6:45 Random Sanjay dutt fact 7:41 Bawa's great joke XD 8:07 Chips 10:15 Murder inc. 11:16 Anesthesia XD 13:15 Five big families of US XD 13:53 Mafia Ticket Collector 16:19 uncanny resemblance 21:18 Traumatizing kyuki meri relative ka naam pinky hai 23:29 Top 10 Mafia names 28:33 What would be their Mafia names XD 30:25 John Abraham 32:00 Influencer 41:29 Mafia Glossary 49:40 Aadar XD 54:25 Goan Mafia doing sailaru sailare 54:58 Mafia list by Forbes XD 1:01:15 Why not cheetah 1:02:14 OG Vicky Malhotra XD 1:03:36 roasting mafia XD 1:09:12 oil kumar 1:09:45 Fav gansta films 1:11:33 Book recommendations 1:14:23 Post credits PS: Please paishe de dena bahut mehnat ki maine XD JK love you guys

[@sarthaksharma2225]

🙏🙏🙏

[@01shubhamchavan78]

You are a legend

[@PokhrajRoy.]

This is amazing and I hope you don’t get trolled for being enthusiastic in the Comments like I do. Sending AASHIRWAAD.

[@saurabhdasnair3210]

Thanks 🙏

[@nishyt2366]

Ankita Singh ko hire karlo Tiss Shorts ke liye..

[@ronikagarwal7018]

Nobody: Literally No one: Varun(whenever someone cracks a situation comedy joke): Fuck ab mereko act karna hoga :D

[@urjashastri2930]

ACCURATE

[@anwaaar1516]

So true 😂😂

[@indianengineer743]

That's his stand up strategy as well

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Only place I can act when and how I want without having to do audition 😎

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

The way Neville kept saying 'ya ya' at every fact has me 100% convinced that he is in the Mafia

[@ExtremistEnigma]

Sorry, but Rothschilds aren't technically considered as mafia.

[@shashwatkunder1658]

3:45 "Donated their teeth to supari" is also the brief description of my building watchman's life story.

[@ajaysking]

Thakur dying on chips is my favourite part of the podcast

[@prisonmike1218]

*The one who suggested the topic for the podcast: I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse*

[@fanboy5272]

Tu prison se kab nikla?

[@mvikas1995]

Impossible because the people who suggested this topic is Dementors

[@prateekkeswani9581]

Look how the turntables

[@nataashakhattar5063]

Prison Mikeeee!!🙌🏻

[@vedangiabhyankar6855]

The mukbang we didn't ask for but deserve.

[@CockySuSMounted]

Next episode collective banging Of their 🚪 🔔 in their respective 🏡s you dirty mind 😁

[@einsteinium9961]

hahahahahahaha exactly

[@abhinavravi7380]

Kautuk's culinary satisfaction is inversely proportional to Bawa's sanity. We're probably just a few weeks away from a blueberry rajma sandwich breaking him completely

[@nishyt2366]

Blueberry Rajma sandiwch with Custard and Schezwan dip

[@suyashawasthi1]

Hold my Beef Trifle.

[@aldendsouza9709]

The silence after Neville's Jung joke is super apt

[@nupursatoor5233]

Opens the video* Everybody enjoying food* Neville: 🙄 I don't even want to know Varun proceeds to tell anyways 😂

[@abhishekchakraborty6491]

If TISS was a Mafia organization, Varun would definitely be the accountant, because Paishe ka hisaab jo rakhna hai

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Surprising Varun didn’t ask in the beginning: “Guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite Gangsters Kaun THHE?”

[@CockySuSMounted]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@SweetSourPickle]

Dawood

[@CockySuSMounted]

Jaggu dada

[@aryadutta2022]

BULLA

[@Akash_158]

SADguru

[@UttaraSharma]

49:07 when Varun says main kya hai? It reminded me of Praful from Kichdi😂

[@sonali9969]

Yesss SAMEEEEE

[@Manoj17Patankar]

spot on

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

I said it cos I’m a massive khichdi fan. Main kya hai Babuji? 👌🏽

[@gaurichandna1]

Listening to Adar's grandmother's supari story i would like to suggest the topic for the next podcast : "GRANDPARENTS" ♥️

[@yashvarun8043]

+1

[@vedangiabhyankar6855]

+1

[@Sandiprb]

"Woh marathi log kya khate hai" - Varun 2021 (who is a Marathi)

[@ihardikmodi]

He's sindhi I guess!

[@gauravgawade5383]

His father is marathi and mother is sindhi. So half half

[@PokhrajRoy.]

He’s Maharashtrian-Sindhi.

[@onionyah]

Neville always looks so done 🤣 it's so entertaining to see him pissed lol

[@nanamijoon]

These cold opens getting better and better each time

[@prachitaarora1227]

Tested positive for covid on my birthday...trying to make it through the isolation by listening to TISS...thanks bois❤️

[@Sunil-fg1rf]

Get well soon didi

[@Manoj17Patankar]

feel better soon yo!

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Hope you feel better soon

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Get well soon!

[@prachitaarora1227]

@@VarunThakurOfficial You too

[@kabhikhushee]

Me taking one psychology class and getting Bawa’s Jung joke and laughing to myself like

[@bulbul6]

Can you explain 😅

[@rish_31]

Timestamp?

[@bulbul6]

@@rish_31 7:45

[@rish_31]

@@bulbul6Thanks, now waiting for someone to explain the joke😅

[@anjalichandwani7064]

Is this about Carl Jung? Not a psychology student, but know this man as I drew his portrait for somebody.

[@prathameshdeshpande4517]

Love how this episode went from Mafia to Kwizzing with Comedians - Mafia nicknames version

[@durvashinde13]

Special Thankyouu to Bawa.. The AMA he conducted this Sunday helped me and looking forward for more Stream for Sanity!❤️

[@vaibhavisawant9907]

Where are they available?

[@durvashinde13]

@@vaibhavisawant9907 on Bawa's KZbin channel

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

Suggestions for future TISS topics: One podcast about each of the XNG members to discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking facts, stats, trivia on the internet about that person and personal stories with that person. Very meta, yes.

[@shreyank1558]

28:42 Neville "Deleted a podcast" Shah

[@UttaraSharma]

I was having chips myself when Varun choked on his snacks and then I myself proceeded to choke while trying to laugh😂

[@sanskarjain56]

I was 40 minutes late for my 40 minutes lecture But here I was on time wtf

[@littlefunthingsxoxo5715]

0:01 - 0:12 - I can literally watch an entire podcast where Varun Thakur is just chewing,,, step on me king 😫🥵💗

[@ShreevatsaRP]

Padhai karo gapchup

[@varunn333]

Real ID se aa Varun Thakur😂😂

[@friedsugar2701]

He's married, simp elsewhere

[@Akshat-zw9gr]

Down horrendous

[@vedangiabhyankar6855]

Plot twist: this is varun's fake account

[@atharvamulye2306]

Sees title.. *insert* "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster" *I know I'd go from rags to riches*

[@anchiit]

Last time I was through early, Bawa's age was in double digits

[@chiragshetty2336]

😂😂nice one

[@NMKM25516]

He's 40 which is still double digit

[@anchiit]

@@NMKM25516 arre tum to bade heavy driver ho

[@syna6602]

7:50 the "silence" after the carl jung joke has me weak 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@anandita5554]

Varun talking about seaspiracy 40:55 is honestly ❤️❤️❤️❤️ watch it and reflect on it guys. Our planet is literally being eaten up by that industry.

[@aishwariyakannan8535]

I literally here you guys and go to sleep.... thank you so much for keeping us entertained

[@arrowhead697]

Going through some sh*t, this really helped, genuinely thank you for this. Really appreciate the consistency ❤️

[@ananymunshi]

Why is every guy that Varun enacts named Prakash?😂😂😂😂😂

[@preetirath8774]

Hey all, in a life that’s so busy you guys are now my best friends, I love listening to you guys

[@anjalichandwani7064]

Varun thakur has the craziest explanations for random things. GUMBA 😂😂😂😂

[@jumpjet897]

After listening to this podcast, I started binge-watching The Sopranos

[@amanpreettaluja4608]

Dude your channel is the only one jidhar me bell icon dabaya hai although zarurat nahi hai coz Saturday se countdown chaalu hojaata hai dimaag me Tuesday ka❤️

[@prisonmike1218]

Varun the sequel book from Hussain Zaidi you were talking about is ‘Byculla to Bangkok’

[@walterabraham1127]

After being a Tiss followers for more than a year, Tuesday is my favourite day in the week.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

44:54 Bagman in India would be Bagwati. Thank you, Zoya Akhtar 😂

[@pvinay92]

I can seriously feel all my weekly stress melting away and the intro music hasn't even come yet. Baaap show :)

[@samn8929]

Varun : Pichle aadhe ghante se humare samne khana kha raha hai, hum bhi khayenge na 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@riyaseth7457]

Never ever stop these podcasts!! We love u guys!

[@yashparajia2058]

The podcast I've been waiting for 🔥🔥

[@totohj]

Starting 10 mins are GOLD!!

[@rahilshaikh7613]

I watch these podcast with a pen and paper to write down movie recommendations! 👍🤘

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Sanjay Gupta’s depiction of Mafia is Mario Puzo on Acid.

[@aniruddharakshit2321]

Varun and his masala glazed choke coughs 😂😂😂

[@kedarsontakke1394]

Varun's Jules and Vincent background suits the Topic. Kachra khana mafia reminds me of Quarter pounder in french scene.

[@bhaskarkakati]

The sheer effort Bawa puts in to get a straight fact through interruptions, inside jokes and puns is commendable 👌💯

[@Hardyieks]

Varun: Coughing like crazy Kautuk: Mar raha hai

[@utkarshsharma1967]

Comedy+Knowledge..Best Podcast ever.. @Varun Thakur and members are the best..

[@vishykane2]

Thanks for mentioning Oil kumar. There are a few more in Bangalore -Kotwal, Jairaj etc. Movies depicting these guys and their stories are "aa dinagalu" & "edegarike"

[@Nishanth_H_Vittal]

OM

[@vishykane2]

@@Nishanth_H_Vittal but OM wasn't based on any real gangster

[@samyakpati9309]

The amount of self control it took for Bawa to not mention that Toby Ziegler’s dad (from The West Wing) was part of Murder INC is truly aspirational.

[@devalrex]

Carl Jung joke was amazing Bava 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@28392434]

At the first instance, it really looked like Karan Thakur is doing the podcast🙈

[@sharvarihasabnis9876]

1:54 lol bawa khud mein disappointed😂

[@akshaydas2021]

Arrey yaaaar, LIKE karo na video ko. Itna views hai, likes kum. Please push these content more, people are MISSING something GREAT!

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

🙏🏼

[@SIDB0]

Varun - kuch mita ho jaye Bawa - bhau vo maine he direct kiya hai

[@raunakdassharma5365]

I wait for the post credit scenes more eagerly than I did for Marvel movies.

[@arnavde6287]

Veeeeraaapannn guysss the epicest of alll....kaise bhool sakte hooooo

[@shivanimehta5212]

I just opened KZbin and here it is, 55 secods ago😂 You guys are Best. ❤️

[@CockySuSMounted]

So are your specs Sike It's not Sike It's you actually 😁

[@HAL--gb6uf]

@@CockySuSMounted simp much?

[@CockySuSMounted]

@@HAL--gb6uf teri knowledge wallah wallah fati may taang tu hay aranay walah 🙂

[@CockySuSMounted]

My Hi 💡 points : • Aadar's supari and daadi story was absolutely relatable as I also learned to eat suparis stealing from daadi's supari pouch • Metro part was genuinely novel point for me • Nickname part specially लेपके • Varun's inner conflict between insta post and pomfret dish • Frank Sinatra fact : chehra gulabi 🎶 Wow,interesting,very • Exclusive curiosity about that 💢 *OOPS* 💢 • Post credit scene : miri miri chana 🤔

[@amitesh1514]

Bhailog thenx for this.. Pakk raha tha aaj bohot..

[@mayurkc]

Aadar with Sanjay Dutt in the background, big mood!!! 😃

[@rupakravichandran1018]

47:55 se jo chalu hua hai Sinatra story , hands down one of the most funniest segments of this episode😂😂😂 Chehra Gulabi.😂🙌

[@gaurichandna1]

I've watched all your podcasts so many times that i remember the "RAMPURI REFERENCE" & SANJAY DUTT mentioned in Hollywood vs Bollywood podcast 😅

[@saranshrathore681]

Respect for kautuk for always eating indian snacks in some or the other way,...i love youuuuu cowtukk❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@pritish7pritish]

Just plugged in , hoping adar has a personal story about his time in the mafia. Ex footballer, ex body builder , Adar Malik 😭👍🏻

[@AniruddhNadimpalliGKNL]

46:17 I think I can allow myself a small brag here - I've watched The Irishman 4 times now, I can still watch it from start to end. Greatest mob movie ever made, it becomes easier to watch if one reads "I heard you paint houses" by Charles Brandt to understand the way the story progresses.

[@anwaaar1516]

8:07 is us when someone you just met says "mujhe covid hai"......😂😂

[@DharmeshChhatrala]

Kautuk always has bizzare food collection 😂

[@muhizuddinkazi3553]

Gumba.... Varun is hilarious 🤣

[@manishkavatkar3537]

Wo Netflix video me mast acting ki Bawa👌👌👌👌 Ekdam Jhakass 🔥🔥🔥

[@divesh613]

Konsi???

[@thejatangamer_1877]

Great podcast

[@tia_____1891]

This is one of the few podcasts where Bawa seems to be calm and happy ...❤️ Also .. aadar exaggerating every joke Varun starting - are biwi bacho na darwaza band kar diye ... Aadar continuing ... Sprain ho Gaya ...crepe bandage nai tha ... To KAT DIYA ..wtf 😂😂😂😂 ..

[@abhinavrandive]

The Sequel to Dongri to Dubai is Byculla to Bangkok.

[@bhaveshsalgaonkar6639]

Intro scene is like the scene just before starting group study, like first food, water, 2 mins sleep, waste more time

[@Rishab_Patil]

100th ep me kuch toh epic karo My suggestion - conspiracy theory pt 2.

[@himanshun96]

Most awaited!❤️

[@pritam630]

Marathi manus in me is triggered listening to अळू pronounced wrong😂

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Bhau mein correct kela tyanna

[@janshadab]

Chehra Gulabi reference is too good

[@ankitasingh1492]

Bawa's attitude for the starting is "I'M TOO OLD FOR SHIT, WHY DO I DO THIS?"

[@pippabdkso]

Bawa's irritated face is the cutest thing ever😂

[@rahulkanugo7943]

1:48 only time in history of tiss when Bhautuk said YUCK for some food 🤣

[@djvinrocks]

The metro was started as a front for Teamsters. Exactly what a union looks like. 💯🚀

[@anwaaar1516]

8:51 is gold 😂😂

[@atharvamulye2306]

Man I thought considering how long mafia movies are I expected no less than 3 hours and two parts with a director's (Neville's) cut

[@adityarajeshwakade8279]

Lovely episode. Supari story was crazy.

[@apurav1231]

Varun Thakur brand ambassador of Rampuri

[@Kkohli]

Bawa seems to be there just for the sake of it 😂

[@nisargjani355]

Sinatra also took Dean Martin and Sam Davis Jr. as well for the eight day favor. 49:47

[@mayankjain5836]

Just here to give a like and comment. Will watch the video at night.

[@bulbul6]

Imagine a mafia being one of TISS's subscribers

[@smritinair]

There’s a 1987 film called The Untouchables starring Robert De Niro as Al Capone. Fantastic film. Also, the scene in the Godfather I, the singer approaching Vito in the beginning of the film is based on a real life story that involved Frank Sinatra approaching a mafia to get a film for himself.

[@sayakchakravorty6722]

The heart being on the rightside was actually a plot point in a famous Byomkesh Bakshi story where the murderer used to kill using a porcupine's spine

[@sauravMAitra96]

শজারুর কাঁটা?

[@sohanjivnani8967]

Once again Prakash has made into the podcast

[@soutrikgun9133]

Best moment.. Shoutout to Carl G Jung

[@sanskarjain56]

Bawa isn’t old but he’s sleepy asf at 8:30 🕣

[@riyasheokand6805]

Kautuk&Aadar - bawa's dimaag be tasty! xD