"Love does not bloom, it is not an ork." I think Dorn's behavior has been rubbing off of you, Guilliman.
@sanguiniusonvacation18034 жыл бұрын
The Sangheili no, I think they are just to birds of a feather .
@lekhaclam874 жыл бұрын
He did wander into the Throne Room. I assume he has met that centurion.
@fragarach974 жыл бұрын
Behavior is not something you can rub off on someone like a bar of soap. It is a series of actions the make up for the bulk of what you do.
@RamnaViaz4 жыл бұрын
That line could be very well straight out of ttsd
@youroverlord69374 жыл бұрын
Hey Sangheili, how’s that great journey of yours going?
@Saturn_Sky994 жыл бұрын
“How could you ask me to choose?! Bring them all back!” That literally broke my heart.
@MWH120854 жыл бұрын
Especially now, he'd want all his brothers back
@C4bx7324 жыл бұрын
If only he knew the truth about the lion's whereabouts
@Sir_Bucket4 жыл бұрын
@@C4bx732 He would slap and yell at him for being a lazy fuck
@unluckyone16554 жыл бұрын
Or Cypher will tell him he needs to kiss him to wake him up
@C4bx7324 жыл бұрын
The lion is gonna wake up and be like "how hard did I hit that snooze button"
@tabhamma44514 жыл бұрын
"Bring them all back" that had a lot more emotion behind it then I was expecting
@HOKKIS994 жыл бұрын
So Big E said he's going to bring back all his sons (minus 2 and 11 ofc) and that would imply not only the traitors ones but also the dead ones... Ferrus Manus and Alpharius Omegon🤤🤤
@robertnelson95994 жыл бұрын
While Guilliman may not have liked some of his brothers, he did not hate them before the Horus Heresy. He would have liked to save them if at all possible.
@AdeptKing4 жыл бұрын
The Galaxy was basically theirs when they were all on the same side.
@mrtin3954 жыл бұрын
For a lore with horrors and ultra macho killing machines, it can get surprisingly sad for Guilliman, humanity and the emperor.
@generalantilles25864 жыл бұрын
A true brother.
@iconicusensign96244 жыл бұрын
Guilliman:"How could you ask me to choose". "Bring them all back".
@xoersummoner13364 жыл бұрын
Even fucking Lorgar? No thanks bro
@HOKKIS994 жыл бұрын
@@xoersummoner1336 Fuck Logar
@housecoatgaming4 жыл бұрын
Proves that Gulliman loves his brothers. And while I agree present Lorgar should be shot, burned and his still burning corpse pissed on, his First Captain is to blame for everything that happened. Past!Lorgar is to be saved. Present!Lorgar needs to be forcefed a cyclonic torpedo to put whatever Loyalist part of him is left out of its' misery.
@godofawesum2234 жыл бұрын
@@xoersummoner1336 what if it were a choice between Lorgar and Angron. Lorgar might be a wack job but angron is a total bag of dicks.
@Xebelan4 жыл бұрын
@@godofawesum223 Angron never even had a chance once those nails were driven into his skull. He might be a total primarch bro otherwise.
@Loydthehighwayman4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting some punch line or he exploding in rage when he got asked which traitor primarch wants back to imperial side free of corruption, yet he just said:"Why are you even asking me to choose? Bring them all back". It breaks a bit my hearth that he sounds sad, when saying it.
@ariandynas2 жыл бұрын
If there is one thing true of Gulliman; he does not believe in wasting lives.
@TheCorrodedMan Жыл бұрын
Well, they were his brothers. He loved them all, even Lorgar(until Calth). Of course he’d want them back; his father was murdered, his mother is a ten thousand years in her grave, and all of his brothers are gone. No wonder he’s a wreck of depression
@worldwar1flyingace6454 жыл бұрын
Commissar: "What do you have there, Guardsman?" Guardsman: *Holds up Tau nude magazine* "Reading material approved by the Lord Commander of the Imperium, sir." Commissar: "...Carry on."
@TheWarmachine3754 жыл бұрын
They are out of bullets
@joehayes99334 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 then use your fits
@honorablegolddragon4 жыл бұрын
@Vince Lumontad Wait, but I thought Lasguns didn’t use bullets.
@addisonchow97984 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 bayonets anyone?
@myrixica42224 жыл бұрын
@@honorablegolddragon Commissars sometimes get the privilege of wielding the the blessed bolt pistol as it's holy roar makes for an excellent motivating factor for the rest of the troops when it is used to execute filthy heretics or worse...cowards.
@NoobPTFO4 жыл бұрын
Y’know, that Nurgle’s Rot PSA is gonna be very confusing for some random newcomer to 40k maybe a couple of years down the road and might think it’s a part of the lore
@dominicvucic86544 жыл бұрын
nurgles rot does exists its how plague bearers are made
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
yep nurgles rot and c19 are pretty simmiler lol
@Bruva_Ayamhyt4 жыл бұрын
I think the release date of the video along with the toilet paper references will be enough to tip most people off.
@7U57HTJRYGHG Жыл бұрын
You were right, i was looking into this video after eating up TTS content and was briefly confused about the Nurgle PSA IT WAS LITERALLY FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC LOL
@sudanemamimikiki15278 ай бұрын
@@Bruva_Ayamhyt not to mention the actual canon of gullimans awakening also had a nurgle pox break out in ultramar...so the shoe fits even if by accident
@NoobPTFO4 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d hear our spiritual liege say “Boob Horns” and “Cyber Dongs”
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
Noob PTFO Our primarch is sleeping on the emperors lap how do you think we feel?
@jonahtexhex28354 жыл бұрын
@@imperialfist2304 I believe that is the Lord Guilliman attempt at humor. Rather ill timed, but I think primarch Rogal Dorn is out on a secret mission which is a theoretical at the moment. At least that what was gleaned from a Mechanicus tech priest who worked on a rather large hand/"fist" augmentic.
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
Jonah Tex Hex I still dislike those Smurf twats, not as much as those magpies that stole an artifact but.
@mercenarygundam14874 жыл бұрын
Now I honestly want Dorn to answer these questions. In his usual brutal honesty.
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
Armored mecha I agree, French fry
@Elliphaz4 жыл бұрын
It would make for a long video just trying to get a proper answer instead of simple straight yes and no.
@hex_23844 жыл бұрын
some of them would just end in "No"
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
Hex _ We tried asking him questions before the black crusade but he just kept giving us stern answers of no
@hex_23844 жыл бұрын
@@imperialfist2304 Lol, seems about right
@dillonleon55584 жыл бұрын
I’d like to imagine that the indomitaus crusade has been going on during the tts canon and no one noticed.
@Sir_Bucket4 жыл бұрын
And Guillauman is going to come back one day, and Big E is going to insult him for ruining his plan
@cnlbenmc4 жыл бұрын
It is however M42 already in TTS, so possible.
@lonewanderer13284 жыл бұрын
cnlbenmc oh I think it was mentioned in a fanfiction of tts I guess lmao
@legionaireb4 жыл бұрын
Kind of hard for Emps not to notice, since the Indomitus Crusade opens with Bobby G. bursting into his room and talking to him for three days straight. Of course, we know that present day TTS is still before the incident on Coheria, so that stuff hasn't started yet.
@Volothos4 жыл бұрын
@@legionaireb If memory serves Abaddon hasn't started a party that would rock so hard Cadia shatters yet in TTS
@matthewbrune54904 жыл бұрын
Y’know, Primarch Q&A is honestly a pretty damn good idea, you should do more of these
@mercenarygundam14874 жыл бұрын
Why do I just envision Angron being as pissed as DoomGuy/Slayer/Marine.
@mattkennedy93084 жыл бұрын
Angron would love Doom Guy although I think Doom Guy is more like a Grey Knight in 40k.
@lostking014 жыл бұрын
Yes please this is a VERY good idea.
@Chaossoul874 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@bloodlove934 жыл бұрын
Agreed... But I'd prefer the use of a voice modulator for the robot voice instead of the text to speech thing as those programs always mess up certain words and are at least for me hard to listen to.
@sterasigma87344 жыл бұрын
"Many Xenos spoils of war, such as weaponry, technology, artefacts and other treasures should be... Wait... *Thinks of Yvraine* Oh, oh, oh... Next question..." Minutes later We shall be working closely together through long nights... *Thinks of Yvraine again*
@lollikabosso.w.n71534 жыл бұрын
Do you think primarchs are sexualy active? I know space marines arent, but what about their primarchs?
@sterasigma87344 жыл бұрын
@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 I don't know about the others, but Fulgrim might be.
@akumaking14 жыл бұрын
So does the Emp have grandkids now?
@lollikabosso.w.n71534 жыл бұрын
@@akumaking1 technicaly space marines are his grandkids
@sterasigma87344 жыл бұрын
@@akumaking1 Not sure, does the Emperor want to know?
@aarotron21894 жыл бұрын
Lorgar: *slams heretical book on table in interrogation room* Guilliman: "you can't scare me with this... Lorgar: *yeets codex to firepit* Guilliman: *stroke*
@chairmeme62314 жыл бұрын
The original copy is just casually hanging above a pit of fire.
@sothasil77164 жыл бұрын
At this point he would probably say something like: go ahead and do it I was going to anyway that accursed book is one of the biggest mistakes I have ever made
@Aurora-3134 жыл бұрын
In dark Inperium: Guilliman: Go ahead! In fact, I'll do it for you! **YEETUS DELETUS!**
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
@@Aurora-313 tts, later kitten: hey uh.... aparently guilaman is back? big e:EHDDIFIKSFKSIDISUFJ magnus:...well shit. leman:well uh... shouldnt be that bad...right? corvus: considering what weve seen? dunno vulkan:our brotha is back? this is ZOGGIN GREAT NEWS GITS sanguinius:so uh....am i the only one worried? ....ok then. gman: allright what fresh h-....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
@@Aurora-313 gman:....wh...the fuck? Magnus:h-heyyyyyyyy guilaman Gman:.....you know what im not even surprised anymore. Vulkan:come here bruthaaaa *hug* Guilaman,sheds ultra tears like a manly bitch:thank you.....anyway i need the big es sword
@matics4534 жыл бұрын
Gulliemon : "Why do you think I was put on life support, a Primarchs liver Glorious as it may be, can't possibly coontent with the Wolf king...." Honestly, the parts where Gulliemon misses Lemon Russ have made me crack up like never before...XD
@Shadowblader982 жыл бұрын
It occured to me that the only primarch that can pull off such a feat would be vulkan and his regenerative powers
@unluckyone16554 жыл бұрын
"When a Sanguinius and a Corvus love eachother very much." I bet someone is scribbling that out on Deviant Art as we speak
@konradviii56634 жыл бұрын
oh god oh fuck oh sh
@xoersummoner13364 жыл бұрын
DO NOT GIVE IDEAS TO THE YETI!
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
if that is even a smige close to what happened ima laugh my ass onto a alternate version of me
@housecoatgaming4 жыл бұрын
Please no. FUCK no.
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
FOUL HERESY OF SLAANESH! THE IMPERIAL FISTS SHALL PURGE
@NoobPTFO4 жыл бұрын
This is Canon to the TTS-verse
@YouTubedoesntneedhandles4 жыл бұрын
Noob PTFO TTS is canon
@WookieGroundZero4 жыл бұрын
@@KZbindoesntneedhandles NO... Is not... -Kitten-
@PsychopathUltimate4 жыл бұрын
"We all know where Dorn is; sitting on my father's lap, occasionally being cuddled and playing role playing games." Don't read too deep into that sentence.
@priamneville58994 жыл бұрын
Quick, brothers, grab your bolters! Load Anti-deviantart rounds!
@PsychopathUltimate4 жыл бұрын
@@priamneville5899 **BLAM** **BLAM** **BLAM**
@lazymansload5204 жыл бұрын
No promises are made.
@supremeghost79504 жыл бұрын
Rule34: You are also already Pron!
@spartan87054 жыл бұрын
Warhammer Fantasy Battle Roleplay
@thetsarofall86664 жыл бұрын
"What about them? They cant all be best friend trayzen" Guillimen has an affinity for xenos it seems....first eldar, now necron.
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
TheTsar ofAll You smell that? I think I smell heresy of the highest order, I’m dispatching some Imperial fisters now
@LordInter4 жыл бұрын
Sanguinius had a contract with the necrons and the emperor had a deal with the orks so, special rules? lol
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
He took lessons from Dante.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37234 жыл бұрын
So does that make Trayzen bi or a woman!?
@phantomwraith19844 жыл бұрын
@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Trazyn just helps the Imperium on numerous occasions, that is all. Most Imperial officers consider Trazyn a friend now
@hilkmeister13824 жыл бұрын
Is this guy gonna guy be the TTS voice actor for Gulliman?
@40KTheories4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@Lyzokiel4 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT! DOES IT MEAN IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME??
@erichunsaker49694 жыл бұрын
Yeees! The Lord Commander is coming to the fold! .....in 80 years
@gojihunter31184 жыл бұрын
@@40KTheories Sweet. Though...he kind sounds a bit like corvus...just less moody.
@FireRevanShadow4 жыл бұрын
@@gojihunter3118 I mean they are brothers
@Lmolina904 жыл бұрын
This Q&A almost gives one hope for the future. I can see it now: Nurgle is too distracted by his work to notice Rus take off with a certain Eldar goddess named Isha. On the way back to real space they pick up Vulcan, the Khan, Dorn, Corax, Yvraine, the Harlequins and a space hulk worth of ale from Fenris. They get to Terra, introduce Isha to big E, close that portal he's been holding closed shut for good and get him off that golden chair. After that its family reunion time. Vulcan can fire up a grill, the harlequins can put on a show, Rus pours the ale, Guilliman introduces everybody to his new girl friend and everyone takes turns trying to get Dorn to smile.
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
you forgot magnus putting on a magic show lol
@palpadur11124 жыл бұрын
don't forget the Emperor and Isha getting married, and Isha becoming the mother most of them didn't even know they needed.
@Lmolina904 жыл бұрын
@@updfdrakkell143 lol I didn't want to presume that he would be invited. But if it annoys the Chaos gods then why not
@Lmolina904 жыл бұрын
@@palpadur1112 I suppose Rus, with his lovable wolf qualities, would indeed be the one to help bring the two of them together.
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
@@palpadur1112 I thought that was what kitten was for or iis he just the daddy? there was a joke about him being the Emps wife
@invaderHUNK4 жыл бұрын
“I would bring them all back.” Didn’t expect to have the feels from this. Oof.
@bloodlove934 жыл бұрын
"I want to scratch him behind the ears again" hah oh gods be damned I almost spit out my hot tea.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2004 жыл бұрын
"How could you ask me to choose? Bring them all back." Aww, our Spiritual Liege misses his brothers. That’s sweet.
@Pathologyshortbus4 жыл бұрын
I love how the 40k youtubers constantly overlap with each other on inside jokes. Seeing you in TTSD and vice versa is great. Especially with the images of Rogal Dorn sleeping on the Emperor's lap being invoked
@glenmcgillivray47074 жыл бұрын
Uuuuh..,. Role play..... Creepy.
@UGNAvalon4 жыл бұрын
Plus Russ playing fetch...
@gork40354 жыл бұрын
This is umgak material umgie
@glenmcgillivray47074 жыл бұрын
@@gork4035 For Mork! /Stabs Gork cunninly/
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
I assume you mean, Rogal Dorn?
@nowhereman60194 жыл бұрын
"As a Primarch, I do not poop." My favorite quote in 40k.
@TheWarmachine3754 жыл бұрын
How does Primarch biology exactly work?
@hithere55534 жыл бұрын
Vince Lumontad they probably have a warp portal in their bowels
@housecoatgaming4 жыл бұрын
Ah, April Fools. I hate it so much. ...Wait a minute... Someone is voicing Gulliman...That can only mean one thing... ...The Primarch rises! TTS Gulliman is coming! ALFA LIVES! (STOMP STOMP)
@revandfriends88174 жыл бұрын
Housecoat Gaming ALFA LIVES! (STOMP STOMP)
@midcadet4 жыл бұрын
@@revandfriends8817 ALFA LIVES! (Stomp, Stomp)
@Butter_Warrior994 жыл бұрын
ALFA LIVES! (STOMP STOMP)
@salfordshan35454 жыл бұрын
ALFA LIVES! (STOMP STOMP)
@Arcanyum4 жыл бұрын
ALFA LIVES! (STOMP STOMP)
@leokingo33084 жыл бұрын
"how could you ask me to choose, bring them all back" low key one of the saddest things ive heard
@HirotheWanderer4 жыл бұрын
Damnit! We need Guilliman in TTS now after that Primarch Q&A!
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
we may see that soon if c19 dont take out the actors.... If that happens games workshop will go under lmao
@BrenttFease4 жыл бұрын
@@updfdrakkell143 Most of them work on the series from home anyway, so....
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
@@BrenttFease tts or GW? cuz that would explain alot for GW lol
@BrenttFease4 жыл бұрын
@@updfdrakkell143 TTS
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
@@BrenttFease dont a few live in diff towns?
@NoobPTFO4 жыл бұрын
The Inquisition jump scared me
@dasji24 жыл бұрын
As they should.
@TheWarmachine3754 жыл бұрын
But the Inquisition were sent to the Warp because they are batshit crazy
@brandondemers17694 жыл бұрын
"How could you ask me to chose, bring them all back". Right in the feels.
@ManticoreDave10664 жыл бұрын
You know, I have followed this channel for a good few years. In that time, I've learned a lot of lore, its corrections, and much more. When I clicked on this, I was excited for a Guilliman session. Boy, was I not prepared for this.
@darykeng4 жыл бұрын
And whos next? Magnus with occasional "golden banana" sidesteping?
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
Kitten needs his own vid, the new Daddy of the Imperium answers your questions!
@flyboy63924 жыл бұрын
@@updfdrakkell143 The Captain General/Dad of the Adeptus Custodes, he indeed does.
@revandfriends88174 жыл бұрын
We now need one of every currently returned primarch in TTS, funny how people are loving this more than the actual Warhammer 40k
@spooderlover35124 жыл бұрын
I don't even know 40k that well and I'm already loving this
@alastor-yw7og4 жыл бұрын
17:55 guiliman and yvraine secretly doing lewd and naughty things with eachover confirmed
@pantherjoseph4 жыл бұрын
Like hand holding...
@alastor-yw7og4 жыл бұрын
He said yvraine is going to teach him a technique to properly hold his qoute on qoute "powersword"
@deepdungeon84654 жыл бұрын
@@alastor-yw7og the real question here is........ How would Yvraine able to handle Roboute's *HUGE* powersword?
@alastor-yw7og4 жыл бұрын
I don't know either she uses eldar magic to psychicly move it or she can turn into a eldar god avatar to properly use her hands ( well depending if the eldar god avatar she turns into isn't the avatar of khaine because if she did then she would end up literally burning of guilimans powersword )
@Zerosinker4 жыл бұрын
this is also why guiliman is so insistent on "cyberdongs"
@TheJasonDonald4 жыл бұрын
Gulliman must have spend too much time around Dorn when saying “Love Does not bloom it is not an Ork” Though I bet everyone is gonna ask 40k Theories to make a video now on if Primarchs actually go poop lol XP
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
My boi, where is your big tiddie Eldar waifu
@HirotheWanderer4 жыл бұрын
Probably having to find clues For _That Damn Fifth CRONE SWORD_
@ElectromagNick4 жыл бұрын
Not so big tiddies, though
@lootboxplayer75554 жыл бұрын
She quickly left after hearing the dinosaur inquisitor coming into the room that's why there's a white towel on top of Guilliman meat, she does plan to finish her work after the inquisitor leaves though. :)
@malekiththeeternityking54334 жыл бұрын
We should all push GW to make it canon and have their kid playable on table top. It would be the greatest thing since having Archaon kicked in the balls by Grimgor
@KoishiVibin4 жыл бұрын
Huh. So one of the fragments are an anime girl. Topkek.
@aname8484 жыл бұрын
That feeling when the Ultramarines used to think this guy had no sense of humor
@Tannershide4 жыл бұрын
I want to see how Guiliman *is* handled in TTS. I would actually love to see a straight man to play off the lovable idiots we're all familiar with.
@darkdialga7772 жыл бұрын
*weeps at the thought of what could have been, and the knowledge of knowing that it most likely never will be*
@Southern_Crusader2 жыл бұрын
@@darkdialga777 My sadness is great, but my wrath against Gamesworkshop is greater.
@miloclarke61714 жыл бұрын
really no questions about saving Captain Titus
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
we didnt get the story but he was saved and is one of the only smurfs anyone can respect no matter the legion
@rustkarl4 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing my arse off. Moar!!!! ‘Best friend Trazyn?’ Hahahah Also “Working together through many long nights?” Guilliman going to make some very sweaty neck beards very jealous.
@rustkarl4 жыл бұрын
Jesse Berg I was laughing at Best Friend Trazyn
@marcotan92344 жыл бұрын
"How could you ask me to choose...bring them all back" ...my heart 💔
@constrainedanacronysm13704 жыл бұрын
I almost teared up when he said "How could you make me choose, bring them all back."
@DottorHealer4 жыл бұрын
"Many xeno spoils of war such as weaponry, technology, artifacts and other treasures should be.. wait!.. Oh. Ooh. ooooh" This is gold ahahaha
@darthjekyll36482 жыл бұрын
He would have to explain himself to god.
@DarthSmirnoff4 жыл бұрын
"Why do you think I was on life support in the first place?" Oh god, I needed that laugh...
@denalexanderobach54614 жыл бұрын
Does papa smurf have feelings for the eldar that revived him?
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim4 жыл бұрын
It appears so.
@hfar_in_the_sky2 жыл бұрын
"Bring them all back!" is still such a powerful line from Roboute
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
Guillman being friendly for Xenos? Dante, you're not alone anymore.
@prismunit24 жыл бұрын
Emps: “I want you to go and disconnect his life support” Kitten: “oh.... uh... ooookaayyy. Sure. I will... get right on that.”
@BrenttFease4 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, I'd love to see an "Ask Abaddon" one next.
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
and there be questions about why he lost every black crusade lol
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
i got a idea tts sanguinius:hey shitboot you awake abbadon:what is it sanguinius,i know you make a joy tormenting me but can this wait I'm having recaff sanguinius: wanna do something interesting for chaos? abbadon:....im listening sanguinius; basically its a q and a for everyone abbadon:huh. ... actually not a bad idea, sides might be interesting. dumb but interesting.
@marty21294 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the Cato Sicarius answer :D Absolutely marvelous... :D I hope TTS Guilliman is going to go both this and the Calgar route :D
@electricfeverx9764 жыл бұрын
Since this is technically in TTS universe does that mean the Emperor doesn't know about Roboute and all he's done so far?
@thishonestgrifter3 жыл бұрын
Would you be entirely surprised by that fact, given the state of the the imperial infrastructure.
@sabbirraiyan33964 жыл бұрын
"my apologies, I do not speak fungus" I am dead. 2:43
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
We know TTS never got around to the resurrection of Guilliman but if he ever had come back I figure this is what he would’ve been like
@comradestarbucks27264 жыл бұрын
Each Primarch was created with a specialized task in mind. Guilliman was made to be the adult in the room.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83703 жыл бұрын
The Emperor wanted a Human-dominated galaxy. Now, he has a half Daemon, a half-Ork, and soon he'll have a half-Eldar kiddo. Talk about sour irony.
@marcusalm73504 жыл бұрын
Robute wanting to scratch Russ behind his ear makes a lot of sense. He first and foremost didn't ask for his brothers back to help him in the fights for humanity. He wants his brothers back to mess with them! Just like true siblings!
@Snakedude4life4 жыл бұрын
“LOVE CAN BLOOM” is canon. Socialist goblin 2020 🐸
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
all I here is Kitten yelling...... lol
@RuSosan4 жыл бұрын
It was always canon. Such a vast galaxy with too many different situations and circumstances to count, and people try to claim with absolute certainty that it's _iMpoSsiBLe_ for a human and eldar to find love? *Pfffthah.*
@hithere55534 жыл бұрын
RuSosan even if they view us a monkeys, where do you think aids came from?
@zacker15904 жыл бұрын
Dear Lord Inquisitor of the ordo theoretical, I am very curious how the hell did the other inquisitors manage to censor that one question that one question about you and the Lord Commander sincerely acolytes over fellow Inquisitor.
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
they have a higher rank sadly
@TheWarmachine3754 жыл бұрын
I thought the Inquisition was disbanded by Big E after He found out their super dickery and assholeness
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 it was a trick to send all the bad parts to the warp
@KadRSP3 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 He actually reinstated those who kept their shit together and didn't invade Terra. Same with the Adeptus Ministorum.
@blinkstar90134 жыл бұрын
When Blood Angel and Raven Guard love each other ... Me : ** S T O P **
@thishonestgrifter3 жыл бұрын
**Incorporial fist slams into papa smerf repeatedly**
@svagglaorde43874 жыл бұрын
I bet there's that one oiled up custodes guy who wanted to ask that last question about Guilliman's Eldar gf.
@bigmoe98564 жыл бұрын
5:27 Damn...I don't think I heard a voice actor produce that much Dad Authority before.
@AdeptKing4 жыл бұрын
This is starting to make me thing that in TTS Guilliman is actually just waiting to be woken up like the Lion. Like maybe the Emperor knows he'll just get up when his pod is turned off and that's why he keeps telling Kitten to go turn it off.
@RocketHarry8654 жыл бұрын
or alternatively the TTS Emperor finds out about the Imperium Secundus
@AdeptKing4 жыл бұрын
@@RocketHarry865 Considering that the Lion and Sanguinius were involved in that too, I don't know if he'll be that mad. Wait doesn't he already know about it anyway?
@darkscholar6254 жыл бұрын
"I do not speak fungus" LMAO
@willhiggins95634 жыл бұрын
Guilliman “Wipe you noises on Magnus’s hair. Magnus “What!?” Guilliman “I would bring all my brothers back if I could. Magnus “Ah, that’s sweet brother.” Guilliman “Magnus better get ride of the nipple horns, and wings. Magnus “Teezeech said they increase model sales, and I can’t change back right now. Guilliman “Be good to all, except Magnus.” Magnus “You know what brother, why don’t undo that ridiculous edict that put you all a disadvantage during the Heresy, AND work out some better long distance communication tech, because either of those changes would have made WORLDS of different back then. This is why me and my legion have been withholding a psychic ritual that would seal the warp tear on Terra.
@Arkaeus044 жыл бұрын
Will this be Guilliman tts voice
@40KTheories4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@alptuggul29844 жыл бұрын
@@40KTheories This being an April Fools video.Makes me take your answer with a grain of salt,my good sir.
@ieuanhunt5523 жыл бұрын
@@alptuggul2984 he is also the voice of Guilliman in Oculus Imperia. So it's probably true.
@Southern_Crusader2 жыл бұрын
“I want to scratch behind his ears again.” I almost fell over laughing at that and the image I thought up will warm my heart for a while to come.
@windwulfboi4 жыл бұрын
.... I now want to see Guilliman playing fetch with my Primarch, and I don’t know how to freaking deal with this blatant heretical thought.
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
join him?
@ElectromagNick4 жыл бұрын
Real talk, though, is this future canon to TTS or some other form of 4th-degree warp-realm fuckery? What with the Paradox-Billiard-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip-Poker games and the life support.
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
it probly is. sadly the show cant keep up cuz its a show made by like 10 ppl. I, and many others I'd bet, would love for TTS to be a cannon story that has a ep every week
@ElectromagNick4 жыл бұрын
@@updfdrakkell143 Hey, every bit of TTS we get is golden, I'm fine with them taking as long as they need. Just the nature of the project, small team, and other life stuff. Plenty to keep occupied with between episodes. And TTS is basically my chosen canon anyway. They seem to have better grasp on the IP nowadays than either GW or Black Library, truth be told.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim4 жыл бұрын
It has been confirmed that the voice of Papa Smurf in this video will be the Voice Actor for Papa Smurf for TTS.
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
@@ElectromagNick 1st part- I know but its just such a good show I want it on tv lol 2nd part- i wouldnt be as big a fan of 40k is it wasnt for TTS
@ProfesserLuigi4 жыл бұрын
@@ElectromagNick TTS is so dense in quality and gets better ever episode that I'm shocked it comes as quickly as it does.
@blakereedy50744 жыл бұрын
the emperor text to speech references in this are great and the blood ravens being a combo of raven guard and blood angel is both an easy out and plausible at the same time.
@singletona0824 жыл бұрын
It's that time of year again kids! Well done.
@professorsponge15544 жыл бұрын
Darn, didn't see this questionaire session. Would have submitted a question concerning Barabas Dantioch and the many loyalist Iron Warriors during the Heresy.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim4 жыл бұрын
I would have submitted something on behalf of a Tyranid Hivefleet, cause Funny.
@arkanterian46634 жыл бұрын
You know what, Grandpapa Smurf. You're okay.
@LordBloodraven4 жыл бұрын
Did the Eldar mix the soul of Strongbad with Lord Guilliman when resurrecting him? It felt like the Lord Commander was running sbemail.exe in the Grim Dark of the Future.
@elvismartinez90674 жыл бұрын
Does this take place in the future of "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" canon? If so this feels like it would fit right in there.
@sebastian102264 жыл бұрын
My head canon say yes
@mr.textwall53272 жыл бұрын
@@sebastian10226 Kitten said no.
@aidanfedorochko37284 жыл бұрын
Question: Is egotism a genetic flaw of your sons?
@GRBoi19934 жыл бұрын
Admiral Thrawn bold question coming from a xenos even more more blue and even more self-assured in his own intellect
@updfdrakkell1434 жыл бұрын
@@GRBoi1993 but he is still more human like than some vag heads......
@Goran11384 жыл бұрын
@@GRBoi1993 Chiss race evolved from ancient human colonists. They are much more human, that Ogrins or ratlings
@GRBoi19934 жыл бұрын
Goran1138 non-sanctioned mutants require purging. Further discussion will result in servitor conversion
@GRBoi19934 жыл бұрын
UPDF Drakkell ...fair observation
@Fuerto2034 жыл бұрын
I just gotta say Guilliman saying he doesn't want to choose whichever traitor primarch he'd want back but he wants all of them is actually kinda heartwarming?
@sanguiniusonvacation18034 жыл бұрын
" no. Just ...no. "
@enricopaolocoronado25114 жыл бұрын
"Have you *seen* a normal Astartes? We are *ALL* mutants regardless." Oh boy, them puritanical Chapters are gonna be throwing so many tantrums it'll rival Abadabbadoodoo's thirteen temper tantrums. Especially the likes of the Black Templars.
@TotallyNotAlpharius2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow brother, I can relate to that “Why are you asking me to chose? Bring them all back!” but way to well. That hit me in the feels
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2004 жыл бұрын
17:46 because you two are adorable together
@bigneto954 жыл бұрын
Now we know what to expect when he returns in TTS
@Vollification4 жыл бұрын
"I don not speak fungus!" Gold :D
@shiron10763 жыл бұрын
"How could you ask me to choose. Bring them all back" Ghaddamn papa smurf
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
3:04: we know what you did, Rob. You can't lie to the Internet.
@JCDenton2012Modder4 жыл бұрын
"Dear Blue One... suppose I theoretically have a clone of Fulgrim in my collection... would you like him back? If, suppose, you would be interested what would you trade me for his safe return?" Crazy Trazen.
@Sam-bp2st4 жыл бұрын
0:39 "Aficionado of all things blue" Does that mean that Guilliman is the primarch of the Alpha legion.... So does that mean he is Omegon?!?!
@firockfinion33264 жыл бұрын
Someone should've asked about his own chapter's seemingly impossible feats.
@teamnoob52 Жыл бұрын
Also about the "Miracle Elixir".
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
The face of Guillman while reading those questions is PRICELESS.
@davidb31554 жыл бұрын
"Belisarius! WHERE ARE MY LEGIONS!?" - Guilliman at the Teutonburg Star Cluster
@abnegazher2 жыл бұрын
Next time: The Interrogation of VULKAN!
@rodrigolionelgonzalez194 Жыл бұрын
Wake up the sleepy one in the rock....3 years later...here we are
@VVizardthewizard3 жыл бұрын
"Bring them all back" that hit the heart bro
@si1verg3cko4 жыл бұрын
There was way more crossover with Bruva Alfabusa then I was expecting. Then again I didn't discover that channel until last week.
@lloydgush4 жыл бұрын
"eldar bodies" guilliman ain't a simp.
@WanderingVictorious4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Inquisitor.
@spagandhi4 жыл бұрын
He went to look for a bike for Rogal and found another primarch
@refurbishedtechpriest90764 жыл бұрын
... I loved every second of this and sincerely hope there will be more in the future, especially if the other Primarchs are features.
@arturmical4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Remleiz's character in the art should hold a old styled reporter microphone with a Mockup of a TV news Station carton around the handle in his hand instead of a scroll. It would fit the "interview" feel
@fotppd1475Ай бұрын
2:20 A wholesome answer than neither the Emperor nor Dorn would ever make. Respect.