The Italian Jaws 5 AKA Cruel Jaws - Talking About Tapes

Tony and Trisha review Cruel Jaws and talk about why its the worst and most Italian of the Jaws movies. In this Podcast / Movie Review of what is often called Jaws 5 in some countries they will point out the awful day for night shots, an aquarium owner who looks like Hulk Hogan, and a shark that is mostly footage lifted from other Jaws rip offs.
A great white shark bred by the Navy as a killing machine is wreaking havoc in the sleepy tourist town of Hampton Bay. In the meantime, the mafia is involved with sleazy real estate investments, and send their thugs to keep a lid on the fact the residents are destined for clam chowder - Sea World owner, Dag, and his dolphins come to the rescue to save Hampton Bay from both the mob and military covert operatives.
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[@ashleyp3662]

You really fire newt guy

[@HackTheMovies]

@@ashleyp3662 Nah

[@ashleyp3662]

🐅 shark

[@akacaleb]

@@HackTheMovies I’m super crippled, my legs are literally missing muscles, and underwater I can kick my legs. That scene might be the most realistic part of this movie.

[@Eisenwulf666]

Trisha is delightful and her italian is really good, definitely one of my favourite co-hosts.

[@HackTheMovies]

I moved a little before filming and the focus on me is pretty soft. I acknowledge this mistake. Please don't leave a comment about it.

[@GoldenPickaxe]

tony you're always soft

[@Samsquamsh]

Keep it flaccid bud.

[@haroonabassi1821]

Tony I freaking love that sweater.

[@brianmetcalf2440]

Thugs vs dinosaurs behind tony's head. That's a fine piece of cinema

[@vgmastercleveland]

I love how Trisha makes sure we know how these things are pronounced! She's cleared up a lot of words for me 😃

[@RobbieSkyeHamilton]

“Jawls.” - Tony

[@WhichWayGames]

Great video as always Tony and I didn’t even know there was a Jaws 5 I love this type of video as it feels like all of us are chilling out with you Keep up the good work

[@NorthJerseyJabroni]

Bruno Mattei should do a Talking About Tapes review video where he keeps saying "You see, they're in a video store set reviewing old movies, just like that other KZbin series...you know, what was it - oh yeah, Rental Reviews!"

[@HackTheMovies]

Too bad he's dead cause that would be hilarious

[@xDmindless]

I can not unhear "Jawls"

[@piercedliquidnipples]

As an Italian man I gotta say her Italian is spot on. P.s.: dude your videos are always great

[@adhirg]

maybe because… she’s also italian? “this italian speaks great italian!” lol.

[@anthonykarnes6804]

She's Italian...

[@jlizzle8656]

Thanks for making my Monday kinda better 👍

[@SegaCDUniverse]

Italians and Horror...I'm in.

[@feck2594]

I only clicked on this to hear you have to say Jalles over and over 😂That and love you're content.

[@EricAbroad]

my "new" favorite series keep it up Tony!

[@GamerArcad]

Tony!!! I was there at Steelers Stadium on that day they filmed the football scene for Dark Knight rises too! I was jealous of the people sitting under the balconies because at least they had shade!

[@115spt2]

HELL YEA ANOTHER HACK THE MOVIE VIDEO!!! KEEP IT UP TONY!

[@ashleyp3662]

Tony is a Gangsta

[@Taku7Green]

I am italian and I absolyley love this, expecially the bunga bunga joke!

[@joshua2814]

Since this Scottish-American took Italian for 3 years in High School, I've probably forgotten more Italian than you know. Emphasis on forgotten though. It's a beautiful language; never too late to learn.

[@jesustheres]

Italians still didn't record sound while filming at the time for the most part. In part because the actors where often from all around the world, speaking their native language. For example Fistful of Dollars had German, English, Spanish and Italian speaking actors.

[@tusharbehera8956]

love from India .. i really loved rental reviews and now I am a fan of this show

[@thepun3721]

Thugs Vs Dinosaurs, i want to see that one.

[@thomaseverette1658]

Awww yeah gimme some cruel Jaws haha. Dude i know its random but you should totally do a movie review on The Pest. I watched for the first time in like 10 years and i forgot how crazy that movie was lol.

[@juanf5391]

(13:35) Yup! I'm not Italian but I have lived in Italy and I have gone back to solo travel, and Italians don't like to utilize A/C. I know it has to do with the cost of energy in Italy compared to other developed and industrialized nation-states, but culturally speaking, most Italians will REFUSE to turn on the A/C because it's not "naturale." I'm with Tony. Screw that, turn that A/C on max blast especially if you're trying to sleep at night in the Mediterranean heat during the summer months of May-August.

[@petewadesays12]

You're friends with a lot of babes. Good on you pal I dig your series. Just ran through all the Leprechaun commentary tracks Hack the Movies did too. Keep up the good work

[@mikesfunkopopsandsomuchmore]

Where did you get that shirt please I need to know

[@faithlessberserker5921]

Can you do a video where you circle your location in the dark knight rises scene?

[@1sliiver]

Ahh Jaws the Video Game. High bar of quality in the franchise, to be sure.

[@Staticseven1]

Trisha makes everything better and she's amazing

[@allencampbell3350]

Wow. Trisha is a VISION!

[@johnnygunzfilmbuff7821]

Susperia was the 1st Italian horror I ever saw. This year I'm planning to watch it lain horror movies this Halloween.

[@randomreviews4278]

cant wait for this

[@ElvisAlilu]

Wow. Such a nice lady. Happy birthday to her!

[@robk.6591]

Hulk Hogan looks sickly in this. It's still his best movie, though. 😄

[@ASEPresents]

The fit in this episode is on point

[@Spintechfilms]

Oh, Yes please

[@SegaCDUniverse]

Fun fact, Hulk Hogan is also Italian American. LOL

[@jasonmiller7420]

Fun Fact , I was at Sea World when they filmed this, and Hulk Hogan was there! In person Hulk Hogan, was shockling flabby!!!

[@deatheater356]

The “Jaws” theme also sounds very suspiciously like it’s mixed with Star Wars lol

[@messyfool]

Hey Tony. What part in dark knight rises are you in specifically ? I’d like to see that.

[@HackTheMovies]

Football scene. I'm a million miles aware from the camera and out of focus but I'm there!

[@messyfool]

@@HackTheMovies ok thanks I’ll check that out today. Keep up the content I’m a huge fan. Have good day.

[@swiftfoxmark2]

If you want to watch The Last Shark, get the Rifftrax version. It makes that movie much more watchable.

[@joealine77]

Lmao, I just watched that last week. Rifftrax is the best

[@Eisenwulf666]

Sorry for the double comment, I wanted to comment on the whole "Italian low quality movies" thing, since it so happens I am kind of a movie buff and I'm Italian. What most aficionados from other countries don't seem to realise is the vast majority of these movies were made really cheap, really fast, just to make some money. Through most of the 20th century in Italy genres like horror, sci-fi and exploitation comedies(aka sexy comedies) were considered like the lowest kind of cinema. Not even B-movies, just a bit better than pornography basically. The directors and the actors knew this and they worked on 3-4 movies a month, reusing and recycling everything, sometimes even working on a movie in the morning and on a different one in the afternoon. The mentality was that of drive-in movies in the 50-60 in the US: make a cheap movie with a catchy title or interesting theme, sell it to the movie theaters and go on. They made a profit and went on to the next movie. That's one reason why a lot of them are dubbed: it's faster than dealing with mixing audio levels and similar stuff, just synch a track with the video and you are golden. " Serious" movies were treated completely differently of course, with big productions and masterful techniques. Main genres were neo realism through the 50's, so called "rose tinted" neo-realism, where while being realistic the comedic factor and a happier ending made them more palatable, in the 60's, social commentary movies, especially in the 70's and 80's the so called "cinema d'impegno" with heavy political themes and often a background in real life events( a lot of movies on political corruption, mafia crimes and social injustices, most of them incredibly depressing tbh). Among these genres there were also isolated cases like literary adaptations of famous novels, Sergio Leone's masterpieces, Mario Monicelli's anti-intellectual comedies, Pasolini's surreal works and many others. There are also a vast number of movies made in a regional dialect, which while being pretty good movies are practically impossible to understand for a foreigner since a lot is lost in translation and some of the themes and plots make sense only in that regional context. (that is sadly true even in italian literature: a number of great writers and poets are completely unknown outside of Italy since they only wrote in their regional dialects..). Hope this helps anyone interested in italian cinema

[@nerone1984]

Bunga bunga as in....Silvio Berlusconi's bunga bunga?

[@rakeyohn222]

Tony ftw!

[@iceman100011605]

"Not Ok " is an apt description of the movie as well.

[@KyleGBeers]

This film really should have ended with Hulk Hogan wrestling the shark.

[@C-Murph]

Damn, can we just make Trisha your co-host already?

[@HoroJoga]

That Rocky 4 sweater is great.

[@josephcharlesworth7422]

Matt Damon should’ve won an Oscar for his performance in this film.

[@JackTheWind]

Rlly?

[@aabatterymann1233]

Ha

[@JackTheWind]

Who are you referring to?

[@josephcharlesworth7422]

@@JackTheWind shark expert dude

[@JackTheWind]

@@josephcharlesworth7422 So Billy? That wasn't Matt Damon. That was Gregg Hood. This is just like Hulk Hogen and Richard Dew

[@zackbruzgo1532]

How was this movie even legally released?

[@KillerKondom]

Wait, was that a Jaws 3 still at 32 minutes ? How did i missed that before lol

[@moletrain8204]

Full on Italian Bragger...

[@dereksmith6033]

Oh i gotta watch CRUEL JAWS now,,,,i Love italian Horror films especially when their Cheesy & Bad 🤣🤣🤣

[@painkilleradict]

Tony, I know you totally read the comment section. Consider doing Corpses Are Forever, it's hot trash.

[@hellboundTX333]

Italian Spiderman > italian jaws. Lol

[@MoonMilk64]

Proud of you for dressing italian finally Tony.

[@DJSwagz]

Trisha and Tony are the best combination

[@charlesgrybosky1916]

Bruno Mattei!!! My Boy!!!! He could give cheapness lessons to Roger Corman!!! To steal from The Horror Geek, I'm pretty sure he made this turd from whatever change he could find in his couch cushions. I look forward to obtaining a copy of the blu-ray release.

[@ty_the_RetoVideo_guy5543r]

And Mike Matei always wonderes why people think he is Italian..haha

[@TheVgrey]

Can't tell if that gold chain its real or part of the shirt its funny either way

[@HackTheMovies]

It's real! I got it from doing crimes!

[@aabatterymann1233]

@@HackTheMovies ha

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Wait, what? The book of the 4th movie has an "explaination" for the sharks behavior, and it's fucking voodoo magic???

[@carlredbird3054]

FYI italian film makers make realistic movies about real life with real sounds that are really happening in the 🌎 ... As if we the audience are standing somewhere around the set when the actors making the movies

[@johnnyblu84]

Jaws!! yes please

[@billrashad1502]

Funny I thought the only Italian Shark movies were in the made with Abba as the soundtrack and starred an old woman shark with a Big Mouth.

[@mattfleurant9295]

To be fair, it's still a better sequel than Jaws The Revenge

[@talkinbox]

Dark Knight rises reference: 14:50 You’re alive when he eats you.

[@willeysingleton3057]

Great fucking guest you let her talk. And that made the Video so much better. She was great love intelligent wemon. And your ok too.

[@haruruben]

You have to say it like this “eye-talian Jaws”

[@kamehouseboxing7142]

She’s stunning brave and smart I love her

[@ZebraKitten]

I don't think that either of you meant anything by it but you were both extremely abilist. Most wheelchair users can move their legs or even walk. It's actually only a small amount of wheelchair users, like 10% who are actually paralysed. Also in water It's easier to do things, like move your legs!

[@mrdozey7361]

Hi Tony love your vids jfyi their are more reasons someone might need to use a wheelchair than complete paralysis of legs .Keep up the good work

[@HackTheMovies]

I understand that. I think this was just a case of bad filmmaking.

[@mrdozey7361]

@@HackTheMovies ok

[@jcsfo0trubsometritium544]

That rocky suit is fucken Golden toney😀

[@zeejay4458]

Dang. I’m simping over your co-host.

[@dendostar5436]

I'm 4th gen half-italian and I feel like such a schmuck listening to her.

[@cactusjesus9377]

I'm pretty sure Tony moved a little before filming and that's why the focus on him is pretty soft. I think he should aknowledge this mistake.

[@HackTheMovies]

DELETE THIS

[@robertcarroll9639]

Eat and Run "THE STORY OF A 400LB ALIEN WHO LOVES EATING ITALIAN. NOT THE FOOD. THE PEOPLE."

[@berttishere]

The Jack Nicholson business man looks more like John Lithgow to me

[@wretchardkimball9049]

Trisha is the best cohack experiencing womanhood Tony.

[@sabinfigaro7334]

Now i have to learn Italian, way to draw people away from ir shit Tony!

[@fightrudyfight5799]

Trisha is a total babe. Babebraham Lincoln if you will. ❤️

[@trishasitaly]

If you downvote this, you are downvoting me, not tony. 😂

[@picolete]

Tell him to not cut your sound when you are speaking kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZyceXaum66Fe9E

[@genevalong8383]

Jaws five

[@Absquatula]

I AM A REAL AMERICAN!!!

[@TVsMrNeil]

It sounds like Tony is saying "Jawls".

[@HackTheMovies]

SHUT UP

[@faabberg]

40 something but can you jump that fence?

[@thebutchernacho]

¡Matei*!

[@beanthegod]

JALLS

[@IcyBird420]

Gangster ass chain.

[@dillonwalshpvd]

I like Trisha being goth I don’t like Trisha not having a thick Italian accent

[@TheUltimateGC]

"Jawlz"

[@sabinfigaro7334]

1st and for most DAYUM!

[@Germaniac77]

The bad underwater puppet AND the animatronic that can be seen on the surface are both from ultimo squalo (aka Last Shark or Last Jaws). The underwater miniture is laughable but the main animatronic is really impressive and resembles a real shark more than any of the Bruce´s from Jaws 1-4. Last Jaws / Ultimo Squalo is good (unlike Jaws 5) and I also think that Last Jaws is better than Jaws 3 + 4. Jaws 5 uses Stock footage of documentaries or stolen footage from JaAws 1-3 / Last Jaws without any original footage of a shark. There obvioulsy was never a shark fin or an entire animatronic made for this piece of crap.

[@stephenmiller2544]

RIP Jon Schnepp

[@HackTheMovies]

What?

[@stephenmiller2544]

@@HackTheMovies jon schnepp was the guy that made "the death of Superman lives what happened". he hosted collider heroes and was the only real fan of anything on that channel. Anyway he used to call nerds and fans if his sweaties.

[@HackTheMovies]

@@stephenmiller2544 oooooooh I didn't realize one of us said that.

[@stephenmiller2544]

@@HackTheMovies Yall called that nerdy guy "a sweaty", I totally thought it was a reference, Looking back I see now that it's just that he was"really sweaty".

[@orourkejsean]

Deep Red fucking rules. Cruel Jaws...not so much.

[@ashleyp3662]

We need shark meat

[@TheArtOfB]

Cruel Jaws is trashterpiece!

[@ryanbruneau306]

Jawls lol

[@DLKnightstick1989]

Mike's last name is literally Mattei and you can't pronounce it? Seems weird...

[@kennethcoarse7336]

I think the Italian language is abrasive and arrogant in tone even when it's a pretty lady speaking it.