The Jeff Goldblum Centre for Birthing & the Arts

[@kathleensolomon9041]

My wish for you is that Jeff Goldblum sees this, and is flattered enough to make a surprise visit to the birthing center in person. I think we can make this happen. ❤❤❤

[@tgardenchicken1780]

Just keep an eye on Karen if this happens

[@ElephantsRock19]

#JeffGoldblum 👶🍼🥚👨‍⚕️🏥☝️❤️

[@jan9659]

❤Jeff Goldblum, you should go visit the institution named after you!😊Just watch out for Karen the Emu

[@shannonhandy2630]

I am sharing this comment and video if that’s okay with you sweetie?? I think if we all banned together we maybe able to have it come true💜💚🧡🖤🩵🩵💛❤️

[@isadormoti6977]

That would be fun and I think Jeff would fit right in.

[@watchforsmiles]

I had a "Karen" cat. Loved my husband. Hated me with every fiber of her being. Drew blood on me every time she could. She passed away 3 weeks ago and I have never cried harder.

[@karengossett1475]

I understand 😢 So sorry. My favorite cat loved me but hated everyone else 🤷‍♀️

[@HaleyTylertoo]

I had a cat for 14yrs, she hated all men. My son is adamant that she hissed at him everytime he was there, the funny thing is that I never witnessed it at all. I think she was doing it behind my back. She passed away two years ago, 11-4-2021, and it still hurts. I'm so sorry for your loss.

[@chiberjuberdourado2487]

I’m so sorry everyone lost their Karen cats but am laughing at your stories!! 💛

[@lauriewilson4741]

Understand

[@singingshaman3560]

Someone get this lady a wheelbarrow and a shopvac! She works too hard!....unless she likes it....

[@jancollins7438]

Woman's got skills! Fighting off the emu while not spilling the shovel!

[@jodycody11]

I think Karen sees you as competition for Stanley's affection😅

[@WindTurbineSyndrome]

I think Jeff Goldblum should be helping to fund this as it is improving his street cred.

[@Cara-39]

Karen never struck me as the crunchy granola home birth type; she seemed more like the "get this thing out of me now and give me more drugs while you're down there" type

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

Complaining about everything the whole time 😅

[@Cara-39]

​​@@AllTheHappySquirrelsSo true! My Aunt is a nurse midwife and growing up, she used to joke with me and my 2 cousins by saying, if she could only teach us girls one thing it would be to always get an epidural 🤣🤣

[@ShellyS2060]

​@@Cara-39HA! We are all "Wonder Woman" til the second stage of labor hits❤

[@cara2676]

Hi Cara!

[@MarVet66]

Karen is an ingrate, you feed her, change her bedding, pick tics off her and her wanting to cave your skull in is how she wants to repay you ??

[@nancyl3843]

I am thrilled beyond belief that the Jeff Goldblum Center for Birthing and the Arts is finally open for birth and arts!!!!!

[@MamaTthaOG]

Lol at the pretend treat! And he caught it every time 😂! I could watch Stanley and Karen all day every day, and Michael too! ❤

[@diannawalker758]

That's a great idea! Cameras in the birthing center!!

[@harryhanz1690]

You really are one of the best humans on the internet. The love, care and respect you show towards everybody on the farm is truly special.

[@joeyj6808]

I'm just impressed that she doesn't lay Karen out with that shovel at least once! She is def a better person than I am.

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

@@joeyj6808Lol, right! When the cow kicked my sister across the barn, she definitely wanted to deck the cow back…but size matters with them, lol. 🙌🏻😉💕

[@joeyj6808]

I would never hit a critter, but then again, I don't get attacked by a giant meth-addled chicken several times a day...@@Sandi-ke9mi

[@angelahartman3272]

She really is an amazing human. She's also as funny as she is kind. I just recently found this channel and i haven't laughed this much in a long time! 💕💕💕

[@scoobz859pandileethatsme8]

Karen just doesn't respect the fact that you're making her birthing center perfect❤

[@neilj8224]

"yeah you'd better be shovelling my poop, lady!"

[@kelli_kellz]

The kicking of the shovel got me 😂

[@LindaC616]

It's really too bad we could not see Karen's face when that happened, based on Amanda's response to her!😅

[@kelli_kellz]

​@@LindaC616😂😅😂

[@timthepilot]

The title alone had me in stitches. As an Australian, we have a very similar relationship with the Mu's over here as you have with dearest Kaz. Most of the time they slowly walk out in front of you when you drive and walk in the middle of the road just to anoy you

[@anjolimartorell4107]

LOVE IT!!! 😂😂😂Stanley is as happy as my guinea pigs are when I spot clean their cage. I do it once a day and they popcorn. They try to attack to dust pan and brush too 😂

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

I love how excited Stanley gets for fresh shavings. May his poops be splinter-free. 😅

[@along5925]

I need to say something. With all the bs that's handed to women today about who we should admire and emulate, you are a beacon of real and sterling qualities. You're brave, capable, unassuming, self-deprecating, hard-working, talented and kind. Plus in spite of hard physical chores, you take time to make yourself lovely and groomed (without pretensions). You are one of the top 3 women who I truly admire. You may even be the first. This is from the heart.

[@theedorbs]

Can't spell "emulate" without "emu."

[@paxotium7971]

Agreed

[@RiesenWuschel]

You forgot that she is karen. I mean caring. I mean... you know what I mean.

[@marychase8105]

Yes 100% agree with this comment. You are an amazing, hard working woman. Thank you for doing the videos they are hilarious. Also "Karen go eat a big dick" but please film it😂😂😂😂😂

[@ElleDiver]

And all while being stalked by a homicidal, malevolent, apoplectic descendant of velociraptors.

[@mitzip2748]

Amanda lives life looking over her shoulder...and has every reason too lol!

[@leewillers4621]

I’m surprised she goes after you ALL OF THE TIME!!!!! You take care of her when she’s ill, feed her, try to love on her and she STILL does not have one grateful bone in her body!😂

[@LuisaD93]

That’s an animal that has been abused somewhere along her life and has trust and trauma issues . She’s still worthy of love. More so even. Amanda has the heart and soul needed to love on and care for all these animals despite their anger issues (Brad) lol I think Karen has actually gotten somewhat better. Love you Amanda and all your amazing animals!! Especially my Michael and Stanley ❤ Bless you and your family and farm always 😃🌟✨

[@Sweetlyfe]

@@LuisaD93yes she has it’s in the early videos, the poor thing, though as an Aussie fella Karen shares the shite out of me 😂 can deal with the 2nd deadliest snake on the planet, but not an angry Emu no way 😂

[@LuisaD93]

@@Sweetlyfe I totally understand 😬😃

[@bernadettecartin]

​@@SweetlyfeI'm fairly new here and don't know Karen's history. What kind of abuse did she suffer? Also wondering if that would make a difference anyway as someone commented that they volunteer at an emu sanctuary(?) and said that all the females are Karens and the males are Stanleys.

[@Marandimom]

Of course Karen is pro home birth. She would have so many disagreements and concerns with hospital births. 😂

[@HaleyTylertoo]

Also she's been red flagged at all maternity hospitals in Canada.

[@lifesabeachnyc8568]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to both of your comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaydee4296]

I'd have to side with DinoKaren on that. The JB birthing & fart center is so much more comfy & the service- impeccable! 😚👌

[@RhainEDaize]

Thank the Good Lord that Stanley takes care of the Babies.

[@TheStuport]

Jeff And His Golden Hands! Anyone who follows Jeff absolutely knows how expressive he is with his hands when talking and especially when he is pontificating on something he is involved with or is near and dear to his heart! Jeff's Smile, his Hands and his Style of Fashion is a Gift to all of Mankind! Can't wait till the Ribbon Cutting Ceremony! MOO From COW-lumbus, Ohio👋

[@bossmare1480]

If Jeff is calling to schedule a visit, ask him to bring a big bell for Karen. So you can hear Karen better as she tries to sneak up on you. 🔔😉😂

[@tgardenchicken1780]

Lots of love and hard work goes into the Jeff Goldblum Centre for Birthing and the Arts.

[@artsyapple6509]

Stanley and the fake treat 😭😭❤❤😂

[@Kimberlea111]

“Pretend treat” 😂😂

[@kileytk]

“ Pretend treat” 🤌🏻🤌🏻nom nom 😂😂

[@LindaC616]

😅

[@georgeannahoiseth8338]

Do they sell wheelbarrows in Canada?

[@rachelgroth7108]

We are true north STRONG type people. We don’t need ‘em 😂

[@magnumdorkus4222]

I know right?? And then she brought out that little kitchen broom to sweep up the shavings, like mama get you a push broom or a leaf blower or something lmao work smarter not harder 😂

[@LoriWood-su6oc]

U need 2 b strong to lift the wheelbarrow 😊​@@rachelgroth7108

[@LoriWood-su6oc]

​@@magnumdorkus4222exactly lol

[@SweetUniverse]

The level of patience here is incredible. I would've sent Karen on a one-way cruise to Australia. ✌✌

[@jillhorvat1730]

Man that bedding didn’t even look dirty. You are an awesome caretaker. Be safe ❤️🙏🏻🍗

[@TitanMorsche]

I adore how gentle and nonchalant you are with Karen. There are handlers and caretakers that would match her energy, and they need to take notes from you.

[@lorettahiggins3717]

Two things: Why don't you use a wheelbarrow? & What does Emu poop look like? I sooooo love Stanley and Karen! 💙💗

[@swfern777]

I thought the same thing

[@LoriWood-su6oc]

I'm sure it's not like rabbit pellets, probably like bird poop but more of it and green. Be glad they don't fly. But I could be wrong. Google it ask for pics.😂😅😂

[@jasminejackson9749]

And that folks is how Amanda stays in such great shape!❤

[@foreverealm]

💜 for the care of all of the animals. They are so lucky!!! This is a new favorite. It is very cute and amusing to see the emus in fast speed. But O, Karen…! Amanda is very compassionate and long-suffering. And yes. I keep hoping that one day, Jeff Goldblum will visit Usess Farms.

[@shawnfranke2637]

I’m guessing regular, human, housecleaning is a breeze in comparison! Stay safe and blessed out there! ♥️🙏♥️

[@sierrachoco5271]

I'm sure you are correct, however it's alot more fun being with animals than being in the house. Best wishes from upstate NY!

[@sharpcanines3347]

lol, who has time for housekeeping with a farm to run?

[@shawnfranke2637]

@@sharpcanines3347 truth!

[@sierrachoco5271]

@@sharpcanines3347 well, "it is a useless farm" - best wishes from upstate NY!

[@lisacepluch1152]

You have the patience of a saint with that bad Karen. She does not give up, does she? And I saw that kick--good thing the shovel was blocking 😮

[@darcy5761]

I get si nervous every time Karen rushed her!

[@din6675]

Karen is just supervising her housekeeper like any Karen worth her name would.

[@Gray3ther]

Plan on projects to take 10Xs longer with Karen on duty. 😂

[@luze.santiago3003]

Thank you for your videos❤ I always look forward to seeing them. Have they interacted with their children yet? I pray they make more babies and for your strength to care for them all. Maybe you should get a leaf blower in lieu of sweeping 🤷‍♀️ faster and maybe noise will keep Karen away😊

[@sharpcanines3347]

Amanda needs a wheelbarrow or a Gator for moving muck to the compost pile! It is kinda Laurel and Hardy to watch her doing it shovelful by shoveful 😂😂😂

[@hollisblinn7910]

But can you imagine the dust storm a leaf blower would make in that enclosed space? She wouldn't be able to breathe!

[@armynurseshark]

“I knew you were bluffing that time”

[@MUSBFRANK]

Why do I feel like Michael will discover that pile you just shoveled out and believe he just found a secret stash of food that none of the other animals know about. 🤔🍽

[@Cara-39]

Or roll around in it thinking he discovered a new niche fragrance

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

"Ooh, hair accessories!" - Michael, probably.

[@LindaC616]

😅😅😅

[@normablake2748]

Just asking. Don’t you have a corral big enough to hold Stanley and Karen while you are cleaning their living space? I’m holding my breath when Karen crowds you up like she does. I know you absolutely love Karen and so do we. I’m so glad you had the heart to rescue both of them. Keep doing you ❤❤❤

[@mygirldarby]

Stanley isn't a rescue. She said they got him as a young hatchling. Karen was rescued however.

[@Charlotte66666]

Karen is The Queen of The Jump Kick Hiss.

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

This is really cool because you can see the weather changing right before your eyes. Something I don’t get to see much, living in California. Cold weather is coming there. 🙏🏻💕

[@MiuMiu-dq6xt]

I LOVE these cleaning/playing around videos! ❤❤🎉

[@CrankyQuokka]

Stanley is such a gentleman, which is nice as, for those that might not know, the male looks after the eggs and raises the chicks. As for Karen, someone really treated her badly in the past eh? 😢

[@darcy5761]

That's what I was thinking,good thing Karen isn't raising them.

[@superpsyched5624]

Yeah. She was at more than one zoo and was not treated well.

[@mygirldarby]

​@@darcy5761 Karen is nice to Stanley though, so she might be good to her baby.

[@belleslettres354]

@@mygirldarbyAmanda was wise not to take that chance, lol. She stepped in as grandma and raised the emu babies herself.

[@sallykirby4907]

It's evident that Katen just doesn't appreciate what you and Jeff Goldblum ) are doing to provide a state-of-the-art birthing center. I love your dedication to this project!

[@divinemilyne]

What would Karen do if you charged her and hissed?!? She has so much emotional baggage. Good thing Stanley is so sweet!

[@gilastein8060]

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe she would learn to respect Amanda as the alpha.

[@ritaobrien2779]

Watching you clean the stall made me thankful I have a tractor with a front scoop. Have you ever counted your steps? Bless you for caring and lov❤ing these beautiful creatures.

[@swfern777]

I wondered about her daily step count also

[@antoniobroccoliporto4774]

You have the patience of a Saint with that Karen !

[@rebeccaweil1]

Now that is an immaculate Raptor room. Lol Stanley loves to help and Karen loves to murder. I guess opposites do attract.

[@joecarter143]

Definitely looks well kept up there are very grateful to have you you are doing a very nice thing thank you I love watching your videos and yes she would be confused lol👏👏🫣✌️🤟😁 hopefully the birthing season does go good for y'all and we have some babies to see soon keep up the good work and thank you again I love what you were doing for them animals

[@CattyT1]

You are really fabulous at the cleaning! I’m sure deep down Karen appreciates your efforts😊

[@BirdieOrchid]

😅

[@rebeccagerringer6648]

Is there anything more wholesome than 2 emus making a nest and Karen attacking you?

[@rosem6604]

Amanda, why not use a wheelbarrow from the barn to the heap? I mean, it's a bit less exercise but more time efficient?

[@glenmacnicol7825]

I will never complain about cleaning my senior cat's litter box again.

[@billpotmesil]

You have such patience with Karen! I am impressed!

[@superpsyched5624]

Karen is such an ingrate. 😂 You are her housekeeper, cook, and you are even her kids' nanny and she still tries to kill you. Amanda, I hope your Christmas bonus is huge this year!

[@TheEmpressMouse]

Chef Goldblum. I nearly fell off the couch! LOL!

[@marjieestivill]

It’s wonderful how much stimulation your interaction enrichment activities provide for Karen! Any zoo pro would give you a gold seal. And so cost-effective, especially the “pretend treat!”

[@heatherburrell]

The proof of your love for all of your animals is the amount of work and care you put into their environment, and that you give them. Even when Karen's her grumpy precious self, you're still so gentle 😂💗

[@Moonchild14928]

Karen is certainly dedicated to her craft 😂😂😂

[@pippawarnke8375]

Karen is so jelly &Stanley is so in loveeee!!🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleiamber9653]

Stanley is such a big help! 😊

[@rosarodriguez7153]

Hello, please put the subtitles on to enjoy and understand what you say in the video and thank you very much, blessings from Puerto Rico 

[@kileytk]

I second this request being 80% deaf !! 😅

[@Cara-39]

​@@kileytkAlthough not entirely accurate, you can follow along with the transcript in the description box. Scroll to the bottom of it to find the transcript. Only in English though

[@jaynepykkonen6240]

That is one sassy emu lol

[@elizabethberger7224]

May I suggest leveling the playing field with Karen by showing up as 12ft raptor. If thats not enough there are 15ft one-person t-rex costumes as well. My fingers are crossed. Love to all❤

[@leonardwei3914]

"I'm Helping!" -Stanley

[@bcatblues725]

Bless your heart and determination. Karen is something else. ❤ it looks like a ton of work, but I have to be honest and say I envy this woman’s life

[@kat376]

No Karen didn't kick the shovel full of her own mess 😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@LoisFox131]

Congratulations, Gramma! Such a joyous occasion!🩷🩵

[@AmyTrlicek]

I am amazed at the amount of work you do!! Kudos!!

[@tiggercampbell6198]

your love for these animals is awesome possum! love watching your clips..

[@CrunchyCelery]

I just LOVE your farm family and that Jeff Goldbloom Birthing Center of the Arts, I think you said.. It’s awesome! So glad it’s reopen! Keep up your impeccable work Amanda. Yours is kinda a, “how to be a farm hand “beautifully”” channel too because you’re always completely on fleek! Lol (to resurrect and probably spell, and use a term improperly) Anyway… if you know what I mean… you look marvelous and do so much hard work while continuing to look marvelous, it’s just amazing. I could only WISH to look half as good while I do my work… in other words, you’re an inspiration. And a 😅fun one.

[@linda6987]

Hissing and drumming is Karen’s love language. You should do a music video with her I bet you already have the footage. Whitney Houston’s I want to run to you..... ♥️

[@bonjulien62]

I think Karen doesn't like you kissing Stanley, I think she thinks you're trying to steal her man Stan.

[@anacarolinazeri667]

Arts include the martial kind, Karen is the instructor for defense against jerks! Love you all!

[@shannonhandy2630]

Karen does love you in her own twisted and scary kind of way 😁😁🤣🤣 I hope she eventually gets over her ass hat attacks. Lol hugs and love to you and all the fur feather and almost feather babies and Stanley is such a sweet handsome boy. To bad Karen couldn’t take a page from his book of loving his hooman that feeds him

[@tpowell5313]

I just love love love your channel, pretend treats 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BeeCurious007]

That look at the end says it ALL 💜🫢💜

[@alicial1239]

For those of us who may have missed it, please tell us how you got Karen?! Was she already angry? Is that why she was given up? Please let us know! You have a lot of videos and I’m so grateful of that -but I think I missed that one!!!

[@gems2jewels]

I'm new to your channel and I love it. Thanks for sharing the cuteness.

[@JGold-oy2dr]

Karen with her karate chop kicks is a mood.

[@user-if8sj1pq6j]

I have nothing but respect for you. You are a hard working person. God bless you and yours.

[@punchandjudy1]

Please wear a dust mask when you shovel

[@TomMaragos]

You're a very inspiring woman, cant get enough. Have a Wonderful Holiday Season 🙂

[@ChaoticClyde]

Hard working and beautiful.

[@elizbethkirkland9253]

The pretend treat moment was hilarious. 😂

[@marlinfisher2529]

Even Karen was impressed - she even showed her loving side.

[@triumfant2]

Ok so I can’t imagine what someone did to Karen. She is relentless. I can’t imagine how heavy that water bowl is that you drag across the floor. I think it’s great that you never spill a drop dragging it…. Love your critters, your sense of humor and love for these animals

[@industrialover]

Jeff goldbloom! I love Jeff goldblum. I hope he sees this

[@user-wm1ve1sr4g]

You have the most patients ever, I am the biggest animal lover but sometimes Karen rubs me the wrong way, stay safe.

[@haPPySundAy970]

That was so nice to help her nest. 🙏♥️

[@DavidDeelLoco]

Karen is absolutely persistent. This can not be denied.

[@punchandjudy1]

No wheelbarrow to take bigger loads?

[@marcosmagana6641]

Love your videos! Thank you for a moment of distraction from the 💩 that is politics. Love your sense humor that only adds to the beautiful lady you are.

[@pattyh2410]

Karen is definitely a KAREN! geez

[@anyagetman8596]

We need to take up a collection for a 2 wheel wheelbarrow and a ramp to the compost pile;😂

[@annieseaside]

Holy! The work you have to do!!! I guess I assumed you had a husband or son or assistant farm hand to muck stalls. You are one Strong & Beautiful Lady!

[@lauracarnes4007]

Stanley saw you making that mou d of sawdust and said "OMG She's making anither Karen!" And ran out of there. 😂😂😂😂

[@donisecyre6746]

So fun to watch you and your sanctuary; though I am starting to feel like we are all just standing around watching Karen bully you while you slave for her. Your hard work, love, and bonds are inspiring.

[@lorraineyanez4301]

Oh Stanley is such a good helper.😊